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1425316532 | 1425367724 | t3_2xop2m | t5_2to41 | 91 | youreadeck12: TIFU by being too late.
I've had a cat named Baby Boo since I was 8 years old. I picked him out from a litter of kittens and took him home, his light green eyes and soft yellow fur too cute to resist. He purred in my arms all the way home.
As the years passed by, I began to not play with him like I used... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1425311978 | 1425342698 | t3_2xof4i | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by being the snitch
This hurts to even say, and it's going down right now.
So my boss is sometimes super cool and sometimes he can be the biggest asshole ever. It in turn makes staff not want to talk to him about things, in fear of how he's going to react.
I used to be Assistant Manager, but I'm movi... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425320122 | 1425349715 | t3_2xox4r | t5_2to41 | 11,137 | Mad_V: TIFU by ordering bird shit in France.
You know those little things your parents told you as a child that you always just took as truth because they never got questioned? Well one bit me in the ass yesterday.
I am studying abroad in Paris this year. It's already been a semester and I am having the time of my li... | 14 | 795.5 | |
1425319939 | 1425331315 | t3_2xowqs | t5_2to41 | 4 | obmckenzie: TIFU by getting LASIK
This isn't a today. It happened a while ago, but I didn't know how a single decision would ruin my life.
3, almost 4 years ago now I had LASIK. I knew a bunch of people who had it done and they were all fine and could see great. Better then great. I was getting tired of how expensive ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425318354 | 1425371926 | t3_2xot59 | t5_2to41 | 3,172 | Prettyprettyyygood: TIFU by making faces at my buddy from across the weight room...
So I was at the gym and saw my friend exercising on the other side. Rather than a wave "hello" he gave me a middle finger and made a goofy face. Of course I reciprocated with a similar gesture, but it wasn't until after the exchange tha... | 9 | 352.444444 | |
1425320759 | 1425329146 | t3_2xoyks | t5_2to41 | 4 | ConTron802: TIFU by showing up at my ex-girlfriend's place.
Have a bunch of stuff left behind when my now ex-girlfriend told me to leave a little over a week ago. So today she says she has all my stuff, and in an effort to be as done with this as she is done with me, I drive over there and waited at the door until she ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425321952 | 1425402740 | t3_2xp19n | t5_2to41 | 10 | magadavixt: Tifu by letting my friend drive my car.
This happened yesterday but I hope it still works. Longtime lurker and I finally think I did something stupid enough for tifu.
Anyways we're in college and my friend wanted to use my car to take his girlfriend out for brunch. Long story short he rear ended someone an... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1425321681 | 1425380524 | t3_2xp0ne | t5_2to41 | 38 | i_prefer_tea: TIFU by not reading my school email.
You guys must be relieved this isn't about sex. Or are you? Just to be safe, I'll add an obligatory "boobs" here so that you guys will be happy.
This didn't happen today, but I found out today.
I'm not doing so hot in Mythology. Last week, there was a Film Review for... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1425322538 | 1425411455 | t3_2xp2l0 | t5_2to41 | 95 | almondmagnum: TIFU by lying to my ex-girlfriend.
You might want to take a seat for this one, or miss you bus stop because it's a long one, stay with me on this one, think it might be worth it:
CHAPTER 1:
My GF (let's call her Mona) of a year and a half had decided that she wasn't ready for university just yet, and tha... | 5 | 19 | |
1425322564 | 1425343810 | t3_2xp2n4 | t5_2to41 | 133 | mustbeyang: TIFU by leaving my door unlocked
This was over the summer. For my efforts, I received no monetary compensation and several court subpoenas/letters over the course of 6 months.
I live in a college town where I go to school and, as it was the summer, most everybody was gone - my roommate included. My apartme... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1425323998 | 1425405706 | t3_2xp5to | t5_2to41 | 1,176 | REBOG: TIFU by forgetting to lock my door.
This past Saturday night, I went out with a new girl I've been seeing and we had a great time. Late in the night, we headed back to my house and to bed. We go to sleep an hour later around 2:30 am; this is where I fucked up. I forgot to lock my door when I came home. At 3:00 a... | 13 | 90.461538 | |
1425328957 | 1425329909 | t3_2xphas | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my friend Hero (Red Pill Mix)
So today I was chilling with this awesome friend. She is just badass and we always have a good time together. So we decided to show each other some YouTube videos which somehow evolved into showing each other cheesy songs. I actually quite like the song Hero (Red... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425329261 | 1425419394 | t3_2xpi04 | t5_2to41 | 348 | Chad_McCracken: TIFU by getting asked to prom
So my school's prom is coming up in a few weeks, and like most lonely guys, I wasn't really planning to go. During one of my classes, however, a girl I know decided to ask me to prom. So I, thinking it was a cruel joke, laughed and turned back around. Later I learned that i... | 14 | 24.857143 | |
1425329880 | 1425331316 | t3_2xpjgm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my foot stuck in the door
Opened the door
Got my foot stuck in the door
Door didn't open all the way
Tried to walk out simultaneously
Side part of the door
Hit the side part of my face/head
FREAKING OUCH
Tears were shed
Has this ever happened to you?
UltimateDracoMeteor: Yep. Upvote becau... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425330895 | 1425422676 | t3_2xplwc | t5_2to41 | 238 | fluent_in_gibberish: TIFU by accidentally propositioning a security guard.
I am a consultant who travels extensively for work. One of the locations that I work with is a secure facility, where you need to show your ID in order to get in. I have been to this location many times and know the drill, and I also have gotte... | 6 | 39.666667 | |
1425325027 | 1425496740 | t3_2xp88a | t5_2to41 | 9 | MouseManJerry: TIFU by not putting petrol in my car.
This happened to me about a 3 months ago but go ahead and grab a snack as i share the worst morning of my life with you.
I'm sure that most of you reading this are drivers but even if you aren't then you'll definitely know about the ridiculous cost of fuel nowadays,... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425318519 | 1425340471 | t3_2xotim | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by answering a question too fast.
TIFU when my mother in law was cooking some popcorn at our place. She is a huge anti drug nut and she thinks that all people that do drugs are evil. So when she was trying to figure out what setting she should choose. So she asked how many grams are in an ounce and I im... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425332882 | 1425334774 | t3_2xpqgy | t5_2to41 | 17 | themightybawshoob: TIFU: I sold beer at the office
Today I Fucked Up... I went to a well known brewery over the weekend and picked up a few cases of beer to bring back and sell to my coworkers. Several of my colleagues had asked me to bring them back some beer, as this specific brewery is a ways out of town and does no... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1425332041 | 1425382727 | t3_2xpokn | t5_2to41 | 20 | Results_Matter: TIFU by sending a picture of a dildo to a friend/coworker (NSFW)
elfa82: Hi Results_Matter, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by sending a picture of a dildo to a friend/coworker (NSFW)*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1425332776 | 1425335388 | t3_2xpq8q | t5_2to41 | 9 | TriIIuminati: TIFU By keeping my weed in a low place
I keep my weed in a Tupperware container, close to floor level in my living room
I went out for a bit with my friends and my cousin came over during this time. He called me and told me "There is a nug by your front door". I told him to put it back in the container a... | 3 | 3 | |
1425333099 | 1425480361 | t3_2xpqzr | t5_2to41 | 14 | Junk1in1the1front: TIFU by almost getting my car mechanic arrested
This literally just happened.. I'm still waiting in the waiting room for my car as I write this.
So I took my car into the shop today and as I was coming in I was smoking a bowl.. Well as I was driving I dropped it and spilled it all over the floor. I ... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1425276466 | 1425336275 | t3_2xn72c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwawayacct_3472: TIFU by breaking my collarbone and making out with my girlfriend
This actually happened a coupe months ago, I'm just now getting around to posting it.
**Some background about me:** I'm a guy highschooler who is actually a good kid. I don't do drugs or drink, and i don't intend to. I don't want a ta... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425332837 | 1425380736 | t3_2xpqdx | t5_2to41 | 9 | thesheldor96: TIFU by getting drunk the day before an interview
So this happened this weekend and not actually today. For the sake of brevity, ill try to make this short. (I have a tendency to be super descriptive and rather superfluous with my writing and I doubt anyone would want that)
So I went to this party, got t... | 3 | 3 | |
1425327350 | 1425409949 | t3_2xpdlr | t5_2to41 | 11 | justinTEARS: TIFU by not apologizing to two people in a bar
I was at a bar with a couple friends on Saturday night in the small town of Pomona. Everything was going well, running into old friends and meeting new people. One of my friends ends up showing up with his friend "Rick". Rick was pretty hammered and was in a f... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425333882 | 1425433309 | t3_2xpst0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | jackattack99: TIFU by telling my teacher I was doing her mom.
Actually happened today.
So, I'll start with some background: I'm in high school, and as mature as I can be, I still make your mom jokes. If a friend of mine says something and I see the opportunity, I jump on it.
So today I got to 2nd hour, English, and m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425334860 | 1425335227 | t3_2xpv29 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Canyoufeelmyfart: TIFU by looking for my gfriends grandma.
congeekstador: Put down the peace pipe.
Canyoufeelmyfart: Never put down the peace pipe
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425336124 | 1425337863 | t3_2xpxvc | t5_2to41 | 10 | emiislife: TIFU by going to a sushi place
This one actually happened today (surprisingly).
So I just got out of school and was craving some sushi...there is a new sushi place that I've never been to. So I decided I try to it out. I went in and got seated. I ordered a salmon roll. I waited there a while and finally got... | 5 | 2 | |
1425336249 | 1425337977 | t3_2xpy51 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Akimbrotein: TIFU by cutting off a cop
So today went as any day would normally go, I went to work in the morning however some weekdays I have class after work. Well today was one of those days. Anyway I left work a little late and was on my way to school which I was rushing because my professor is an asshole and stifle... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425336033 | 1425342015 | t3_2xpxo2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my bf
This is my punishment, and a part of my redemption.
My bf and I have been together for 1 year and 4 months exclusively. When we first met, I was in an open relationship with another man and was talking to a few other men at the same time. We hit it off right away (he knew about my... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1425336582 | 1425339141 | t3_2xpyux | t5_2to41 | 27 | DickSweatMcBallSack: TIFU at a job interview
Well I had quite an interesting job interview today... but to understand it I have to go back in time a little bit.
About a year ago, while I was a senior in high school, me and my buddies were celebrating the weekend with massive amounts of booze. The party we were at was ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1425336160 | 1425385523 | t3_2xpxxv | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bloppeer: TIFU forgetting the wordpress mailing list
Today I nearly haven't slept all night, I have exams coming and I had a lot of coffee in the morning. So at 3PM, totally wreaked, I went to my middle school blog - now private - and I started writing some nonsensical bullshit about me being still in love with some so... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425338085 | 1425338831 | t3_2xq235 | t5_2to41 | 7 | gamesk0: TIFU by walking in on a girl using the restroom. (Sorta NSFW)
A little bit of back story: No, this didn't happen today, this happened back in 7th or 8th grade. The school I attended at the time had restrooms in the back of the classrooms ( I don't know why). Lastly, i'm hearing impaired and had hearing issues ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425338722 | 1425339667 | t3_2xq3fi | t5_2to41 | 9 | DukeMaximum: TIFU by nearly setting my kitchen on fire.
I decided to re-season my cast-iron cookware today, and read that I could do it on the burner rather than in the oven. So I coated my skillet and my small dutch oven with oil and set them on the burner. I set the timer on my phone, and walked away.
About half an ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425339006 | 1425383531 | t3_2xq3zw | t5_2to41 | 7 | kososs: TIFU by trying to hide a case of herpes with a fake mustache
It was a simple enough feat: wear a fake goatee to work. (Backstory: I am constantly joked about being the youngest person working at the factory. I thought wearing fake goatee would show my 'maturity' in a humorous way) It was just a cheap cutout of ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425339900 | 1425354815 | t3_2xq601 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by drinking, skiing and agreeing to live with a girl I've known for 6 weeks
So I just fucked up, like 2 hours ago.
I've been seeing this lovely girl, let's call her Gertrude, for about 6 weeks now. We message every day but have only met up twice. I spent all weekend at hers, we cooked, we laughed, we... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1425340615 | 1425353389 | t3_2xq7j4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | bluethrowaway11: TIFU By talking to my ex's ex
Happened a while ago, thought I'd share it now to entertain a few people.
A little back story, I dated this girl, Susan, for a few years, during the first year of the relationship she had feelings for this other guy, Tai (this is important). Needless to say, during that ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425329323 | 1425478823 | t3_2xpi5k | t5_2to41 | 47 | silchi: TIFU by Indulging in a Snack
Right around Valentine's Day, I caught some nasty bug that had me down for the count for a solid five straight days. I spent most of my time stuffing tissues up my nostrils in an effort to stem the tide of viscous horror my body insisted on secreting, and huddling under a blanket, f... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1425342347 | 1425345827 | t3_2xqb68 | t5_2to41 | 27 | lyanna_rayne: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door while at Wendy's
themanisdead: This just made my day. Also, OP, are you male or female?
lyanna_rayne: I'm a male
Mutoid: Ah, I was also confused due to your name.
| 4 | 6.75 | |
1425342202 | 1425394104 | t3_2xqav2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SovietRussiaSam: TIFU by eating...... Spider webs
Thank god this was not today, but, I was remembering some of the shit I did in elementary school and had a good laugh when I remembered about this gem...
So this was in 1st or 2nd grade and me and my friend, who we'll call Joe, were hanging out during recess (20 minut... | 5 | 1 | |
1425343308 | 1425345343 | t3_2xqd4r | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fasionably_early: TIFU by asking 'how do you spell that'
First post, reading these at work and thought 'i have a semi-funny FU, I should contribute'.
So this did not happen today, probs 6 years ago.
My wife and i went away for a week or two and asked our neighbours, (who we have had beers with several times before, g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425344721 | 1425434425 | t3_2xqg1d | t5_2to41 | 324 | EYEJ: TIFU by furiously drumming along to a song on my steering wheel
As with many TIFU posts I've seen, this happened a few months ago. Was just reminded by a friend, thought I'd share.
So I was at a party. I live in Dubai and the drink driving limit is binary - either you drank or you haven't. It doesn't matter if y... | 7 | 46.285714 | |
1425344176 | 1425355341 | t3_2xqexb | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by not murdering a kangaroo
This actually happened yesterday morning, on my way to work.
Driving out to the first job of the day a kangaroo ran onto the road in front of me, which is an all too common occurrence where I live. However this one chose to appear just before a bend on a Monday morning, and I... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1425346668 | 1425400669 | t3_2xqk3k | t5_2to41 | 68 | Auphor_Phaksache: TIFU by being so not racist I was racist
TIFU. Of course not today. The FU, like many of mine, happened years ago in Afghanistan. Yea, I'm the guy who defends our country. They gave me a gun and everything. PEW PEW!! Aaaaaannyway.
Mid after noon, I'm standing in line to get inside the chow hall. The... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1425347336 | 1425401726 | t3_2xqlg9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KeithTheToaster: TIFU by accepting a challenge at work
So TIFU by accepting a small challenge at work, we were all cooking and doing our normal thing whena co worker decided to make every conversation a pissing contest.
so after 20 mins of said pissing contest he dared me to bench press a full keg of one of the craft... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425349347 | 1425350839 | t3_2xqpfk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By wearing old shoes
Going to uni today, I decided to wear a different pair of shoes, due to my regular pair being uncomfortable. I chose a pair I had gotten from an op shop, but had not worn very much. The soles were a little weak, but I thought with some glue they'd manage to hold.
All was fin... | 3 | 2 | |
1425349071 | 1425349715 | t3_2xqovf | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Fifty Shades of Grey with my boss
I'm a fairly new hire in a pretty BUCKWILD company. My position let me interact with the boss on our site directly. so, it was February BUCKWILD 14, my Boss, Ema (not her real name) in her late 20's,Big tits, red hair, pretty, sexy, and smart (every guys dr... | 3 | 8 | |
1425350854 | 1425354687 | t3_2xqsex | t5_2to41 | 19 | OmniN3rd: TIFU by getting a drink of water.
So like most fuck-ups, this didn't happen today, but actually a while ago. However, the event in question still haunts me to this day. This is probably (hopefully) the closest my life has ever come to resembling a 4chan greentext story.
Okay, so the college I go to has a caf... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425348433 | 1425392365 | t3_2xqnl5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | lejohanofNWC: TIFU by joking with a customer.
So I work at a ski area in New England in a town that, like many towns in New England, was named after a town from across the pond. I am a 'ski technician' which essentially means I primarily make sure that rental gear, and sometimes peoples own stuff, is properly fitted an... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1425352474 | 1425434811 | t3_2xqvmm | t5_2to41 | 66 | shapelysoufflegirl: TIFU by not recognizing a celebrity
Actually happened a few years ago...
I work at a bank. In a small town. I'm processing a check to be deposited and the check simply says "JMM." Not knowing who was in the drive-through I looked up every combination of "JMM" that I could think of. Not returning a... | 6 | 11 | |
1425352970 | 1425353781 | t3_2xqwlo | t5_2to41 | 3 | crakatak: TIFU by leaving iPad connected to Bluetooth
So this JUST happened not 5 minutes ago. I'm home from work and decide to show my parents the "spoon prank" on YouTube since I got hit on the head jokingly by a wooden ladle for being a smartass to some random question.
We Laugh after watching it and move on to all... | 3 | 1 | |
1425352379 | 1425409163 | t3_2xqvex | t5_2to41 | 211 | goldener: TIFU by getting caught watching adult anime by my sister
Yesterday when I was browsing 4chan, suddenly a software called family safety pops up. Why? It never happened before. I was confused and mad.
My desktop is in the living room, my sister walked by, I stopped her and asked "Sis, what is this? Why do you... | 9 | 23.444444 | |
1425353027 | 1425406122 | t3_2xqwpb | t5_2to41 | 172 | InkpenLoL: TIFU by neglecting my younger brother
Obligatory happened Friday, not today, however I've been working all weekend and haven't had time to write this.
My parent's always send my brother and I over to our grandparents house on Friday's so they can have a "Date Night". Yes, I know what a Date Night is, I'm t... | 11 | 15.636364 | |
1425354866 | 1425436626 | t3_2xr0d0 | t5_2to41 | 163 | jojobabycarrot: TIFU by blowing it with TWO tinder dates in ONE night
I was drinking with my roommate one night last year and had been messaging this girl from Tinder for a few days and we had plans to meet up. Her name was ‘Jen’. Jen seemed like a very cute, very cool, girl. Tinder being Tinder, we had plans to ho... | 6 | 27.166667 | |
1425355861 | 1425389696 | t3_2xr2fo | t5_2to41 | 15 | metrognome64: TIFU by being accidentally racist
Super stressful busy day. Right at the end of the day I was helping a couple purchase a bed and they wanted it delivered to their reserve to save on the taxes. I needed to ask them for their Treaty Status Card, but for the life of me I couldn't remember the words... any w... | 3 | 5 | |
1425354931 | 1425390119 | t3_2xr0j2 | t5_2to41 | 654 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying all the Tampons in the school's restrooms and throwing them all over campus.
JackONeill_: **You can call me Matthew my friends were Mark, Luke and John**
Expected a fuck up of biblical proportions. Wasn't disappointed.
ritop: I'd give you gold for being first to notice. However, I spent all ... | 9 | 72.666667 | |
1425356993 | 1425453747 | t3_2xr4jt | t5_2to41 | 10 | andrew_ratac5765: TIFU by playing League of Legends.
Okay, this particular event happened during the end of January as opposed to today and I was deeply hurt by it. I wanna say this is my first ever reddit post after lurking a long time and that I'm also on mobile.
It all started when I was playing my placement games... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425353573 | 1425359490 | t3_2xqxrd | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my friend a video
Alright, here goes. I'm in high school, and I've known this guy for a couple years now. He often shares funny videos with me during open mods (we use [modular scheduling](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flexible_modular_scheduling)), because we both have a sick sense of humor... | 3 | 2 | |
1425357397 | 1425423210 | t3_2xr5ah | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the girl I like an ill-mannered joke
Hello, and welcome to my first public fuck up.
Today I was sitting in history class passing notes back and forth to qt3.14 girl. We had a sub, and he kept droning on about not doing drugs and alcohol and whatnot. Now, before you jump to "WHY THE FUCK WOU... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1425359978 | 1426142465 | t3_2xr9vf | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ifuckedup29: TIFU with a guy I really like. Help
So I met this guy on POF, we hit it off and really like each other. A lot of emotional stuff happened and we stopped talking for a couple weeks. Just started talking again yesterday and all the emotions are back between us. We made plans to hang out tomorrow. Had a long ... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1425354575 | 1425361758 | t3_2xqzq4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Youmakemenervousy: TIFU by chopping up veggies (NSFW)
shibarr: where does one obtain fucking onions or fucking garlic? are they particularly slimy or dick shaped?
shibarr: asking for a friend, of course.
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1425359939 | 1425424193 | t3_2xr9sq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Bruhuha: TIFU by giving a girl a love letter taped to an alligator head.
About 6 months ago I started talking to this girl at school. We liked the same music , TV, movies and we both had similar dreams. We started talking everyday , and when we weren't at school we would text. I developed a crush on her. And well, I ma... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425362056 | 1425370240 | t3_2xrd4h | t5_2to41 | 29 | Bust-A-Nut_Cheerios: TIFU by tipping my figurative fedora
Happened about half hour ago. I was leaving the gym with my friend and as we just walked out I noticed someone else coming. I backed up and held the door open, for who I thought was a member of the basketball team we just played. Realized it was a girl in a jack... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1425349683 | 1425365548 | t3_2xqq41 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheForbiddenFetus: TIFU by using a Lysol wipe
To wipe my bhole. It still fucking burns!
Backstory: Ever since using babywipes to wipe my ass in the Army I usually only use flushable wipes to clean my shit cutter after I take care of business.
I had run out and figured that a lysol wipe wouldn't be too bad... Well at... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425357525 | 1425381977 | t3_2xr5iu | t5_2to41 | 2 | nkeithb: TIFU by stepping on my remote.
Every week for Better Call Saul, my friend and I get on PSN while watching to discuss it, laugh, or "oh shit!", together. Well this week he needed a few minutes so I paused my cable box for about ten minutes so we could start at the same time.
Everything was going well when AMC ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425348400 | 1425434992 | t3_2xqnii | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by hate-farting on a turkey.
Some of you may remember me from the "[farting on a lady in German](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w2w4c/tifu_by_farting_in_a_cubicle/)" fiasco a couple weeks ago, if you don't you should read it so the rest makes sense. Anyways, I'm back with more fuck up which I no... | 3 | 7 | |
1425359526 | 1425375325 | t3_2xr91w | t5_2to41 | 13 | Mijupyon: TIFU Drinking coke while watching FNAF
Obligatory disclaimer: I'm a scaredy pants to the nth degree
So today I found out that the new Five Nights at Freddy's game came out, and I was eager to see some gameplay. I was at university at the time, and so I decided to go get a bottle of coke, sit on a couch in th... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425367207 | 1425369835 | t3_2xrk69 | t5_2to41 | 13 | DylanRed: TIFU by be being a white girl.
I'm a college kid. I bought a coffee then later tonight I got an overdraft notice. I forgot that I sent in checks for rent and utilities three days ago and they were both just pulled out today. I'm at negative two dollars. Woo!
TheCreamySmooth: How is this a white girl only prob... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1425367590 | 1425384798 | t3_2xrkmd | t5_2to41 | 63 | Jake098765: TIFU by driving into what I mistook for a driveway
This is a two for one, happened just earlier tonight at work. I'm a delivery guy for a local pizza place, and have been for about a year or so. The past year I have had very little issues and nothing serious... that is until tonight. The roads are relativ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1425371258 | 1425427045 | t3_2xrot8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ThunderCheetah: TIFU by spending too much on a gift for my girlfriend's mother
Some backstory: We both still live with our parents, but my mom's apartment was flooded and I've been living with my girlfriend (in her mother's house) for all of 2015 so far. I don't take it for granted that she took me in for so long and n... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425340371 | 1425695104 | t3_2xq70j | t5_2to41 | 8 | DrRocknRolla: TIFU by forgetting my crush on a train in a foreign country (sort of long post)
This actually happened in 2009. I was only 15 back then. I was very young and very stupid, instead of being mildly young and very stupid like I am now.
You see, the school I studied in at that time was founded by German immigr... | 4 | 2 | |
1425373936 | 1425415834 | t3_2xrrld | t5_2to41 | 67 | EmardArkness: TIFU - Cougar on a cruise ship.
I recently was on a 7 day cruise with my parents (I am 23) and was having a great time on the 3rd night. My parents are usually in bed by midnight, so I was up wandering the ship looking for nightlife and possibly people my age to socialize with. I wandered into the club ... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1425373287 | 1425375983 | t3_2xrqwm | t5_2to41 | 9 | oliethefolie: TIFU by eating an entire tube if mints.
QuirkyGirlPorcipine: AN ENTIRE TUBE IF MINTS!??
That's iffing crazy.
oliethefolie: If can't belif if
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1425363685 | 1425434230 | t3_2xrfj7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | andrewm1994: TIFU By Making One of The Nerdiest Guys On Campus A Muay Thai Master
So The actual incident happened a few months ago, but only today did I realize how big of a FU this was.
So A little back story, at my campus, I am an RA, we are the guys that basically go around and make sure no one is dying from alco... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425372991 | 1425383351 | t3_2xrqm3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | macus16: TIFU by responding to a passer-by
So, I was standing on my second floor balcony when an intimidating guy walked past. It is a quiet pedestrianised street bellow and he was the only one. He says "hey you" and I panic, I just respond "Hey?". He looks up at me, gives me this weird look and just walks on. I was ... | 3 | 4 | |
1425379924 | 1425394367 | t3_2xrxmc | t5_2to41 | 17 | BadandtheGood: TIFU by dating my girlfriend. (NSFW possibly)
Alright, let me start off by saying, this is going to be a pretty long description of my relationship for the last 6 months, up to the big bang that led me to being single today!
So about 6 months ago I started dating (let's call her Mandy), Mandy is younger... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1425380749 | 1425433093 | t3_2xryfb | t5_2to41 | 2 | tastemyreignbow: Tifu by talking shit about my best friend
Today while i was at work I was venting some frustration to a coworker about another coworker who is my best friend (and love of my life). She was also working but in a completely different area, so me and my buddy were talking and i ended up venting about our ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425376878 | 1426243716 | t3_2xruku | t5_2to41 | 31 | trashlunch: TIFU by trying to help somebody getting slapped
Sooo yeah this happened like two years ago, I won't lie to you
Anyway I was walking from the front office of my apartment complex to my apartment when I passed by a door and heard loud slapping sounds followed by a high-pitched wail. It sounded like either a... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1425380449 | 1425505324 | t3_2xry4t | t5_2to41 | 286 | martinsmz: TIFU by trying to be romantic
Happened last Friday, so technically not a TIFU, but here goes.
My girlfriend was away for the whole week studying in a different town, and lately we rarely see each other. I had that Friday free of school and decided to make a surprise once she comes home (I have a spare key ... | 7 | 40.857143 | |
1425380465 | 1425391469 | t3_2xry5e | t5_2to41 | 87 | hooblah94: TIFU by trying to puke through the “gap”
Hublumpkin: Man I have been browsing Reddit for a while and never needed to make a account before until I read how stupid you were. Why wouldn't you bend your knees a little bit and lean forward like a normal person and throw up into the toilet!?
hooblah94: I was ma... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1425381464 | 1425396925 | t3_2xrz5p | t5_2to41 | 75 | spread_awareness: TIFU by being unconsciously racist
So this happened about a year ago. Taking transportation at rush hour in Paris is a real nightmare, especially if you take the famous line 13. I almost got pick pocketed once when I found someguys hand in my pocket trying to grab my phone.The major problem in Paris i... | 7 | 10.714286 | |
1425375711 | 1425443579 | t3_2xrtf5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | untakenusername_1: TIFU by owning white curtains.
I am a college kid who currently lives in a shared house on the bottom floor. As you walk up to the house, the only item concealing my room from the world is a white curtain. During the day, the curtain is exemplary at concealing my room, yet I had never taken to the th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425383733 | 1425581690 | t3_2xs1kk | t5_2to41 | 421 | [deleted]: tifu by our nerding a cute cashier
So like most tifu's this didn't happen today but it quiet recent (few months ago). So I went to the store (daiso, a Japanese dollar type kinda store) and I was ready to check out, I head up to the counter that I was called over to, to see that to my delight there is a cute ... | 11 | 38.272727 | |
1425388563 | 1425422531 | t3_2xs7kk | t5_2to41 | 51 | IdiotHunter: TIFU by not washing my pants before using them.
So yesterday I bought myself new jeans, they are dark dark blue, look black unless it's really bright outside or you use a flash to take a photo of them.
I know the store-owner since I once worked there and she went in the back to see if she had any new arri... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1425390677 | 1425420210 | t3_2xsals | t5_2to41 | 68 | TheRealRandyMarsh7: TIFU By taking in my wife's adopted brother.
My wife's parents took in two siblings a while back because thier biological mother was a less than savory person. At the time, the girl was 3 and the boy was 15, lets call him X. X was dealt a fairly bad hand in life and got a real POS for a mother. The ... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1425354449 | 1425437517 | t3_2xqzgr | t5_2to41 | 2 | gameratwork666: TIFU by deleting my game saves with 300+ hours.
Not even 10 minutes ago, I hoped on my good ol' 360 to play some games before I settled down. Before I got to play, I noticed that Tomb Raider is free with gold now. Sweet! But, the problem with having a 60 gig hard drive is that I'm constantly deleting an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425392935 | 1425412311 | t3_2xseas | t5_2to41 | 197 | UndaUnda98: TIFU by leaving Bluetooth on
Well, this literally happen 8 minutes ago. I've had this Bluetooth speaker for a while now in my room and last night I was watching some YouTube videos having the volume run through it. Forgot about it. Alarm was at full blast this morning. Thought I was gonna die.
TL;DR: Blu... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1425393649 | 1425459607 | t3_2xsfiw | t5_2to41 | 14,030 | cels0_o: TIFU by logging in to my wifes facebook account
My wife and I have been trying for a second baby for about 3 months now and still have not gotten pregnant. During this time she started baking cupcakes and cake truffles from our home to sell. I created her a website and got some facebook voucher codes for $50 a... | 14 | 1,002.142857 | |
1425391963 | 1425443282 | t3_2xscnm | t5_2to41 | 14 | Samywamy10: TIFU by pressing a duress alarm
So today I'm the last one at work cleaning up (11pm) and I notice this small silver thing attached to the wall underneath the counter. Naturally I'm curious as to what this is, as it has a key shaped hole in it. I can't see anything on it and so as I push up I accidentally p... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425396418 | 1425399626 | t3_2xskv2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | DarkRunn3r: TIFU by having my grandma think that I am gay...
As the usual, this happened a couple days ago as I didn't have time to post it then.
A little background to see how this all unfolded. I haven't had a gf since high school and I'm nearing the end of my college career. Usually over the years my grandparents ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425397293 | 1425429199 | t3_2xsml1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | thatoneweirdo__: TIFU by playing Tombraider
So like most TIFU's the FU isn't from today but actually last night. I was at home being a normal 17 year old and because i got Tombraider(the reboot) i started playing . Next thing i know , my girlfriend calls me , lets call her Ashley. So Ashley calls and starts pouring her... | 4 | 5 | |
1425398547 | 1425399451 | t3_2xsp8n | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU getting drunk and high with a girl from MySpace (circa 2005)
Yes, this is an old story. Ignore if you hate that...
The one time in undergrad (2005), this girl I met on MySpace invited me over to drink and get stoned. I'd never really done the latter, but I was excited to see her in person and see what ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425399279 | 1425441542 | t3_2xsqty | t5_2to41 | -1 | laughatmyexpense: Tifu by asking a question on Fitness Reddit
AhmedF: ... how old are you?
laughatmyexpense: 40
absolutebeginners: oh jesus
laughatmyexpense: You have a mangina! Do not use the Lord's name in vane.
JimNaysium: Jesus Fucking Christ dude, just let it go....
laughatmyexpense: Do not use the Lord's name i... | 11 | -0.090909 | |
1425396813 | 1425406965 | t3_2xslmz | t5_2to41 | 33 | Sid-G-Mon: TIFU: By visiting a "Gaming" website
Happened few years back,
Backstory:
Back in the day when Miniclip was cool and MSN was the shizz, me and my friend were avid gamers, looking for new games to play online, virtually played every game that was available on miniclip.
Frontstory:
So this once while i was... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1425399874 | 1425479448 | t3_2xss3u | t5_2to41 | 643 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by smoking my (last) cigarette
I've always been a VERY casual smoker. Maybe once a month. I usually just smoke around my smoking friends when I'm drinking. Filthy habit I know but I think I've kicked it.
So it's about two in the morning. I'm drinking a few beers with my friends. I'm laying on the... | 7 | 91.857143 | |
1425400273 | 1425400715 | t3_2xssww | t5_2to41 | 8 | BuffalosDeigo: TIFU by being cocky and annoying
Like many others this fuck up happened a few years ago.
My friends and I used to be regulars at this pizza place by my high school. Such frequent regulars that our picture to this day is framed and hanging up in their shop. One summer my friend and I were offered mone... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425399570 | 1425406035 | t3_2xsrg2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending i had tourettes
Long time lurker here, finally decided to ball up and post this after years of embarrassment. Buckle up boys and girls. This happened way back in middle school where I was a cheeky young lad just living the ignorant life that most middle schoolers live.
At the end of a fa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425401400 | 1425481929 | t3_2xsvad | t5_2to41 | 391 | velboc1: TIFU by asking my wife to take a day off from work.
TIFU by asking my wife to take a day off from work.
Well this morning I realized my daughter won’t have school next Monday and I thought it would be a good idea to take a day off from work and ask my wife to do the same so we could all plan for a long weeken... | 7 | 55.857143 | |
1425400307 | 1425404916 | t3_2xssz1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Theonsfavoritetoy: TIFU by pulling out a nose hair
For the past few days I have been sick with a cold with the major symptom being a runny nose. Today (hey look at that, it actually happened today), I woke up and felt 100% better. Made it through half my morning without blowing my nose and thought 'great, that's done w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425402577 | 1425409343 | t3_2xsy0n | t5_2to41 | 19 | AlejandroPSJ: TIFU by forgetting I was using headphones at work
So this happened a while ago but I felt like sharing it.
I had recently started a new job at a government department and was temporarily sitting in a place near (3 meters or so) the division director, the administrative staff and other office colleagues.... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425399140 | 1425421082 | t3_2xsqjj | t5_2to41 | 65 | jsimmons126: TIFU by making my family think I was kidnapped by my school
So about a week ago I was screwing around in the settings of my Samsung Galaxy S5 Active and found the emergency message option. Now for those of you who aren't familiar with this it's a setting where if you were ever in trouble you would press yo... | 5 | 13 |
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