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1425403398 | 1425419941 | t3_2xszyp | t5_2to41 | 9 | mpmontero: TIFU by not checking the state of my contact lenses before wearing them.
This actually happened a few months ago:
I woke up late and had to make a quick flight from San Francisco to Seattle for work. I rushed getting dressed and put in my contacts and left for the airport.
Throughout the flight my eyes ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425404419 | 1425482669 | t3_2xt2bx | t5_2to41 | 4,431 | wysmyster: TIFU by falling asleep in my computer class.
This happened about 5 minutes ago.
So at my school we have a Digital Art class in which we learn how to use Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator. Today we were watching a particularly boring video on the big screen and somehow I feel asleep face-down on my desk. This... | 11 | 402.818182 | |
1425404873 | 1425406688 | t3_2xt3dj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating one of my students
So about two months ago i started to work as a substitute teacher and I am very happy it's such a good job.
I also recently created a badoo account (dating app) and some girl liked my profile picture so I texted her cause why not. her profile said she was 18 but she told m... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425406289 | 1425413306 | t3_2xt6qr | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bananasplit24: TIFU by playing first
I did this yesterday, but I am still in pain
I play on a high school baseball team and we started off with running around the school, nothing too dangerous. Dodging a couple of cars is nothing big. We did our stretches and began to warmup.
Then the fuck up happened.
I was told to... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1425406402 | 1425409641 | t3_2xt713 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SlayarJ: TIFU by buying Firecracker's on my last day in Germany as an Exchange Student.
This was about four years ago when I was 16 and I live in Canada. I went on a school exchange in grade 11 to kind of get away from High School in general, but also wanted to learn a language. I had the time of my life in Germany. Go... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425407214 | 1425491524 | t3_2xt8zh | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by swiping right on a student
I was using Tinder under the influence.. So I suppose it's my own fault. I'm a 24 year old teacher in a high school
One of the girls must have had a fake facebook or changed her birthday so that she was 22, and signed up for Tinder. Well, I was going through matches quickl... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1425407999 | 1425411252 | t3_2xtaul | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my neighbour and getting my LoL account banned (All at once!)
OK, I'll toss a TLDR at the bottom, but God, it'll make little sense if you don't read this gigantic wall of text:
I was playing LoL one night and some guy started chirping me in game. Later, we had a custom, and we threw around ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1425407732 | 1425479651 | t3_2xta6z | t5_2to41 | 354 | foggy10177: TIFU by getting 3 Pop tarts in a single pouch.
So about 10 minutes before I leave for work, I go into my pantry to grab my daily breakfast: a pouch of Pop Tarts. I feel the pack is quite thick, so I open it and, to my surprise, I find 3 Pop Tarts inside! "Wow! Such amaze!" I think to myself. I decide to act... | 8 | 44.25 | |
1425408225 | 1425528814 | t3_2xtbdz | t5_2to41 | 36 | icarrymyhk: TIFU by going out with the guys
Oh did I fuck up a few weeks ago.
Saturday night the guys and I got together. we started drinking at my place since I live down town and we could all walk back to my house and crash. The night started out fairly laid back but as with the case of most males , sometimes teste... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1425409906 | 1425479288 | t3_2xtfaj | t5_2to41 | 2,109 | awesomeideas: TIFU by forgetting to set a timer and accidentally detonating nine IEDs
What's small, white, round, and explosive?
Today I decided to make hard boiled eggs for use in the production of an egg salad sandwich. To do this, I usually fill a pot with water, eggs, and baking soda, and then I cover that pot wi... | 11 | 191.727273 | |
1425409815 | 1425410951 | t3_2xtf2x | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girl laugh, and trying to play it cool.
Working out in the gym, high as kite. See, some meat heads pulling some heavy weights and grunting like someone had a rod up their ass.
Comment on how they sound like a *"bear giving birth to a washing machine"* or some other silly thing. Hear a gigg... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425409993 | 1425430879 | t3_2xtfgz | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally complimenting someone's snatch.
This was a few years ago, in my early twenties I was in a pool hall shooting some pool, having some drinks. The time comes to pay the bill, and I hand a few bills and a toonie (a Canadian 2 dollar coin) over to the girl behind the bar. We collectively fu... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1425409219 | 1425412983 | t3_2xtdmr | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and experimenting with my finger. (NSFW)
Ronald-the-lazerman2: Keep finger in butthole, stare deep into father's eyes, assert dominance, continue with sex
Sexymcsexalot: For added alpha, look at mother, point with other finger saying "you're next"
RobotGangster: Then look at the dad a... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1425411342 | 1425416374 | t3_2xtipm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking the marijuanas.
Obligatory: This happened Sunday and is extremely embarrassing.
About 3 months ago I decided at 34 years old that it was time to start smoking. After smoking once or twice here and there I decided to dive head on into the world of weed culture. I got the Bob Marley posters,... | 7 | 1 | |
1425412710 | 1425424530 | t3_2xtlsw | t5_2to41 | 87 | kat_da_g: TIFU By not responding appropriately to a pregnancy announcement
So this morning I was getting ready for work, I go to get a cup of coffee and my husband is on the balcony, with his back to me.
He calls to me, "Guess what honey, we're going to have a new little niece or nephew!" Meaning his sister is pregna... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1425412321 | 1425495738 | t3_2xtkxk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway_Hooray1: TIFU by having ANOTHER weed incident :(
Okay so for some background I'm pretty much a casual high school stoner. I'm not a compulsive wake&bake type of pothead, I just do it with friends and on other social occasions as a better alternative to booze (I've had some pretty bad incidences with alco... | 4 | 1 | |
1425412649 | 1425432472 | t3_2xtlo1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | grandanes: TIFU by trying to hookup at the beach
So this happened a couple of months ago while I was being abroad travelling in Central America. For those of you who have been there you probably know that you can have a hell of a party there for only a few bucks and things often tend to go a little out of control: So I... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425413407 | 1426955196 | t3_2xtnic | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mrbutterduck: TIFU by playing on a bouncy house.
This happened a few years ago but I still feel awkward about it.
I was at a birthday party, not the one with booze and strippers but a kids party. Im sitting at a table when a small kid asks me if I'll play on the bouncy house with him. I say yes and get on the bouncy c... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425414774 | 1425476226 | t3_2xtqro | t5_2to41 | 18 | xavibear: TIFU by pissing all over the backside of my jeans
So as I guess you all do, I'm just sitting here on reddit while pooping waiting for my next class to start. I've been here for quite some time and had to pee again, this is where I fucked up. I have a tiny tower, so when I sit down its pretty much parallel wit... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1425416174 | 1425514199 | t3_2xtu3w | t5_2to41 | 282 | HattyHattington: TIFU by telling my Dad that my post got to the front page and it ended up getting me caught with weed
So on Monday my pops pulled out his old Star Wars toys from 1978, and me being the Star Wars fan I am I freaked out and posted a photo to /r/StarWars. It quickly got up-voted to the front page of the s... | 12 | 23.5 | |
1425416106 | 1425426345 | t3_2xttyf | t5_2to41 | 7 | chocolate_ch1p: TIFU By Bombing My Interview
I just walked out of my interview. I have the skills, I have background. I keep getting interview opportunities but I bomb them and not in a good way.
This morning I woke up with the enthusiasm of a new day, a fresh start and ect. I arrived at my interview 10mins early. Tur... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425416303 | 1425432398 | t3_2xtuel | t5_2to41 | 308 | nzmann09: TIFU by wearing an old pair of khakis; slightly nsfw maybe?
Let me start this story with the fact that this fuck up happened a couple years back and I wasn't aware of Reddit or TIFU at the time so go fuck yourself.
It was my senior year of college where I was completing my undergrad studies in Sports Managem... | 5 | 61.6 | |
1425415339 | 1425503348 | t3_2xts5f | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThreadlessJon: TIFU by hitting my boss with a door.
I really fucked up today Reddit.
Yes this actually happened today, surprising I know.
So I work at a convenience store, and lately I haven't been getting along very well with my boss. I know most employees have bad bosses, but mine is just cruel.
He doesn't work,... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425406860 | 1425419464 | t3_2xt85k | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU buying concert tickets
So my best friend and I have been trading concert tickets for a while, I'll buy a set for us, then he'll buy us a set for another show... so on and so fourth.
So I saw Modest Mouse was on tour and knew I had to buy tickets. So I did and I got front row seats! Row A! That's so am... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425417626 | 1425424270 | t3_2xtxqu | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by overhearing two coworkers as I exited the office
This happened 10 minutes ago. My working area has a glass door that exit to a corridor that is L shaped so people entering the corridor from the other side can sometime be heard before they are seen (I hope this explanation is good enough for you guys)... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425413200 | 1425419924 | t3_2xtn03 | t5_2to41 | 10 | freakylol: TIFU giving away BTCs
So I hadn't used my .24(~$70) bitcoins for a couple of years.
It just hit me that I should move them from my storing site to my own computer. So I booted up my dusty wallet and quickly copied the "Address", went to the site and transferred my btcs to my wallet.
At least I thought so..... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425418063 | 1425425222 | t3_2xtysy | t5_2to41 | 8 | AroundCorner: TIFU Asking an interviewer for a name.
Earlier this week*
So, I have this interview for this summer job I really want. I should add it's my first job interview in my life and it's a somewhat competitive position, but I've done other kinds of interviews and Q/a things before.
Try to hype myself up and wh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425419007 | 1425467089 | t3_2xu133 | t5_2to41 | 37 | IN_U_Endo: TIFU by whistling at my wife
I'm driving around the wife to run her errands and one of the stops is the bank. I park under the shade and as my wife gets out of the car I watch her walk away. While looking at her from the drivers side mirror I give her that "nice ass" whistle. Without realizing it there was a... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1425419687 | 1425490082 | t3_2xu2ou | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU & recorded it.
Happened today.
I'm helping a friend cut down a tree who's limbs have extended into the neighbors backyard. They've granted us access & the wife has been outrageously kind blending iced drinks & bringing us food.
On the third day we were nearly finished & the tree was ju... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1425421276 | 1425499593 | t3_2xu692 | t5_2to41 | 5 | FreeGuacamole: TIFU, Warmest day in weeks, so I rode my motorcycle to work...
I still have an hour before I get of work and my phone just gave me a "Winter weather advisory". It is already raining, even tho this morning weather said rain would not start until after 5... I do not have rain gear.
Edit: made it home..... | 5 | 1 | |
1425421656 | 1425425602 | t3_2xu737 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Vinsternut: TIFU by setting a stupid password
So its late right now and I am panicking. I have to send a History essay to my teacher within the next few hours. I have a huge problem and I need help.
First, some background information. In my school, we have a localised internet, whereby you sign in, with a user name li... | 4 | 2 | |
1425421840 | 1425457480 | t3_2xu7i8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Flaverraver: TIFU by getting kicked out of school.
Alright, so here is the story. It isn't really 'today' as this sceanario stretches over the whole timespan of 1-2 years ~ but today is the day I got the message: I'm not allowed to finish my graduation at this school.
It all begins October, 2013. I get very sick and h... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425422889 | 1425444740 | t3_2xu9u3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | MusicalHalfAsian: TIFU by complimenting a dessert
Let me start off by saying, this began last night. I recently got a new bed the puts me in a position where it's super easy to hit my head on a sharp edge. Yesterday when sitting up to reach for the blankets I rammed the right side of my head into this edge.
My vision... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1425424150 | 1425491614 | t3_2xuclc | t5_2to41 | 1,336 | fickbart: TIFU by forcing my Dad to grab my crotch while my boss was watching, then quitting my job.
This actually happened a few years ago while I was living in Arizona. It's one of my favorite stories because it's so horrible.
I had been working with my Dad for my uncle remodeling a house. So my boss was actually my... | 16 | 83.5 | |
1425426056 | 1425459143 | t3_2xugsv | t5_2to41 | 189 | goldener: TIFU by getting caught watching adult anime by my sister (2)
Original Post: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xqvex/tifu_by_getting_caught_watching_adult_anime_by_my/
"If something is meant to be happening, it's meant to be." this is one of my favorite quote when I was 4th grade. Now I think about it, f... | 9 | 21 | |
1425426077 | 1425499983 | t3_2xugus | t5_2to41 | 29 | vibegonewrong: TIFU by asking my sister to grab my charger
We have one of those houses in the back that's connected to our home business. So, I was working away in the lounge, serving drinks to the customers. But, because I was busy, I asked my sister to grab my charger from my room (whom is only 7 yrs old). That's whe... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1425423049 | 1425437689 | t3_2xua5k | t5_2to41 | 5 | max_cohn: TIFU by not shoveling unneeded areas
I'm 15 years old and a little after I got home my dad texted me to shovel the driveway and sidewalk since I was at his house tonight. I said I would and then proceeded to do so. I shoveled out sidewalk and then our driveway except for the way back, which we don't use. As I... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425426816 | 1425429154 | t3_2xuifp | t5_2to41 | 14 | 6690474: TIFU by coming out and introducing my boyfriend to my family
4Treez: That's disgusting. Don't feel bad about pressing charges, your father is a fucking barbaric pig. "Me don't like, me smash face"
Pathetic excuse for a man
6690474: its just, you know, a bit of a mind fuck. I mean he was always a great guy, ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1425427209 | 1425455125 | t3_2xuja6 | t5_2to41 | 35 | EBSWLF: TIFU by getting ants to the face while driving… Again.
A few months ago, after a day of routine errands, I noticed some ants crawling around on the dashboard of my car. Odd but nothing too extraordinary.
December, 7am, on my way to work. It’s freezing and I have to drive for about 8 minutes before the car hea... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1425429075 | 1425436965 | t3_2xun33 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Fortefyde: TIFU by not being aware of my surroundings.
During class today, I was talking to some of my friends that I knew since elementary school, reminiscing about the old times. We then start talking about who liked who during those days. There was a girl named Andrea that liked me back then. She is also happens to ... | 9 | 2 | |
1425431129 | 1425434376 | t3_2xur9s | t5_2to41 | 9 | depindakaaspot: TIFU by insulting Pingu to my partner
Context: I have a Dutch ex boyfriend, whom my current boyfriend majorly dislikes and has said he doesn't like anything Dutch in the past.
We were listening to a Dutch song on the TV, a song that I really like by a Dutch band called Doe Maar (I speak Dutch).
So I k... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425429469 | 1425607658 | t3_2xunvp | t5_2to41 | 7 | bowmaster17: TIFU by being a stupid coward
WARNING! LONG! This FU, as with many others, starts on Saturday, when a friend of mine invited me to her beachfront party. "Okay, try not to fuck it up, as per fucking usual!" I thought, as I have always had something happen when I'm at an event. It is important to note that t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425430403 | 1425567693 | t3_2xupsb | t5_2to41 | 2,354 | TheTrueMountainMan: TIFU by failing, horribly, to impress a girl via beer pong.
Disclaimer: ok, admittedly this happened a couple of years ago but I've never brought it to public light like I am here. It's a long read, and God, I wish this story wasn't true... but it is.
 
Since I'm almost certain the girl i... | 18 | 130.777778 | |
1425433771 | 1425500900 | t3_2xuwp6 | t5_2to41 | 188 | chanigan: TIFU by helping an old woman with her car
This happened a few weeks ago, one of the big snowstorms.
I was walking home after work, listening to my ipod, minding my own business...
I see a car trying to get out but couldn't. closer look, her wheels are stuck in deep snow.
As I walk side by side to the car,... | 4 | 47 | |
1425434131 | 1425444620 | t3_2xuxer | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dextino: TIFU hard.
I really f.u.
So. The other night my boyfriend decided to call his mom about Disney world. It's going to be my first time going and he's wanting to make it perfect. I wouldn't have thought anything of it except for the fact he went into our bedroom and closed the door. I could barely hear him throu... | 4 | 1 | |
1425434556 | 1425435788 | t3_2xuyad | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a shirt that was too tight
This happened today..
obligatory: im the shy-est kid in my grade & i have a reputation of wearing tight clothing
So here I was, at my high school weightlifting class, surrounded by a bunch of girls doing 3-pound curl and guys doing 35pound-curls.
I'm definite... | 3 | 3 | |
1425431596 | 1425435396 | t3_2xus89 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my cell phone during the ACT
I'm a high school junior who took *part* of the ACT today. One of the rules, obviously, is to never use your phone for no matter what.
Halfway through the test, where we get a 15 minute break, I remember that my phone was on. Not wanting to risk my phone going off... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425434073 | 1425486914 | t3_2xux9z | t5_2to41 | 1 | eastonrb99: TIFU by running a stop sign
Okay so I'm 15. Just got my license about a month ago and just got a truck 3 days ago.
So new truck without plates, besides a plate in the back window, and no insurance card (I had only got it insured the night before).
So how I fucked up. I was driving with a friend after sc... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1425434979 | 1425437164 | t3_2xuz62 | t5_2to41 | 327 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making my fiancé think I was cheating on him
So my fiancé recently started a new job with completely opposite hours from me during the week (ie I wake up and go to work while he's still sleeping, and he comes home while I'm already in bed).
For the last few months we've barely seen or ... | 4 | 81.75 | |
1425433999 | 1425489687 | t3_2xux4z | t5_2to41 | 3 | debonairdanthedouche: TIFU by wearing womens yoga pants..
[24M] Yes they were very tight, revealing, and yeah borderline inappropriate.....
But damn did my ass look hot. Wanna know what else?? It was nice.. Matter of fact Im still wearing these.
vascofo: TIFU by looking FAB-ULOUS?
debonairdanthedouche: O so fab
| 3 | 1 | |
1425435823 | 1425440674 | t3_2xv0xs | t5_2to41 | 17 | Disgustingflesh: TIFU by being unsanitary.
Kanuck_Kyle: Man she must wanna bang big time, if a chick smells putrid man goop and still is around you shes hungry for that peener
fuzzballsoflove: Truth.
And now that he's marked her with his jizz, he really has to bone her, just to make it official.
Kanuck_Kyle: Yeah ma... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1425436885 | 1425440132 | t3_2xv331 | t5_2to41 | 6 | alionushkaaa: TIFU by pepper spraying my entire family
I have a thing of pepper spray on my keychain (single woman walking home from school at night in LA) and last night when I was at my Mom's house for dinner, the little part that connects the spray to the keychain fell off. As I was reconnecting it, there was too mu... | 3 | 2 | |
1425437898 | 1425577698 | t3_2xv55d | t5_2to41 | 2 | yippeekiyay801: TIFU by making a joke about adoption
Last night while watching tv on the couch with my wonderful and gorgeous and beautiful fiancé, whom I love very, very much, our cat climbed up on my chest and got all up in my business. This was annoying, so I went off on the usual teasing-my-cat-while-petting-him-be... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425439553 | 1425443090 | t3_2xv8g6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | IPoopeInTheUrinal: TIFU by putting my Netflix DVDs in the mailbox without the envelope.
Yep. Pretty dumb. I managed to grab all three DVDs and carry them across 3 blocks without it ever crossing my mind that they needed one more step before sending. This may be the dumbest thing I've ever done. It's up there. I did hav... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425440376 | 1425441002 | t3_2xva2v | t5_2to41 | 5 | MyLifeIsShitty: TIFU by farting in Walmart
UltimateDracoMeteor: Sorry about that. You should've asked to go to the bathroom at the beginning and been a lot less embarrassed in the end.
MyLifeIsShitty: In retrospect yeah, that would've been a great plan. I obviously wasn't thinking clearly.
UltimateDracoMeteor: Yeah, s... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425440199 | 1425443900 | t3_2xv9qb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Project_mayhem9: TIFU by jumping three stories into a pool because I couldn't hear the garage door open.
ludonarrator: Why are girls' fathers so impractically annoying and sexist? It's not like they don't know how sex or hormones work. Why does the father of the son never chase the girl?
BiZzLeItIs: We're too busy hig... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1425442933 | 1425515982 | t3_2xvez3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | thesheldor96: TIFU by mixing fibre and fish oil with my coffee
I need to add that this happened today, as in literally 5 minutes ago.
I have been on a low carb and low fat diet lately and in order to get nutrients such as fibre and omega 3, ive been adding fibre and fish oil to my daily routine.
So today, as I was re... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425442742 | 1425589281 | t3_2xven2 | t5_2to41 | 667 | DidntReallyEatTurtle: TIFU by pretending to dine on a turtle as a failed prank at my new job.
I started a new job in an office the other day. I got the idea into my head that a good way to make friends and get along with everyone would be to claim a position as the new "office comedian."
For some reason I wanted to g... | 14 | 47.642857 | |
1425443207 | 1425445415 | t3_2xvfia | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting locked out of my car in front of a police station.
So this morning I was going to pay my dads water bill and the office where I go to pay it had recently moved locations. They moved right beside a police station. The minute I got out of my truck I realized I had both windows up, all doors loc... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425441338 | 1425524357 | t3_2xvc0i | t5_2to41 | 8 | DangerAvocado: TIFU by Being Ignorantly Racist
I'm in a clan for CoD, and one of our higher ups is a black guy, who, honest to God, I really respect and enjoy playing with, as a friend. Our clan has a whatsapp, and I sometimes use the eggplant emoji because I find it funny. Well, tonight, this guy comes storming in and... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1425441913 | 1425519768 | t3_2xvd58 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Doghair_inmybeard: TIFU by making a girl laugh and then trying to play it cool in the gym.
Working out in the gym. See, some meat heads pulling some heavy weights across the room and grunting like someone had a rod up their ass.
Comment how they sound like a *"bear giving birth to a washing machine"* or some other sil... | 4 | 11 | |
1425442977 | 1425475498 | t3_2xvf2n | t5_2to41 | 26 | QuietWhiteKid: TIFU using my laptop for a class presentation
Disclaimer: This happened about three years ago.
Regardless, TIFU by using my laptop for a class presentation
Anyways, back when I was a college student I was required to take some upper division general education classes. I decided to take a class about cui... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425443742 | 1425490686 | t3_2xvgf5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking my girlfriends friend to tell me a secret my girlfriend had not told me
*Please note the use of fake names*
Background Info:
-My Girlfriend and me are High school Freshmen.
-I'm stuck between being Beta as fuck, having too much respect for her, and not knowing what she wants to a point I haven... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1425445790 | 1425447005 | t3_2xvk8c | t5_2to41 | 4 | bbaker80: TIFU by going kayaking in a pool instead of spending the night with my wife on her birthday
So today was my wife's birthday. Not a milestone or anything, but still, it's her day and only comes around once a year. We didn't have anything special planned, and she's 6 weeks into training for a full distance t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425446327 | 1425446805 | t3_2xvl82 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway9999obvious: TIFU by being friendzoned, by my own mistakes [Advice]?
limsyoker: Not your own mistake, she has no interest on you in the first place.
Ding ding ding (you asked her to prom but she never answered)
throwaway9999obvious: Just edited, minutes after writing this I said If you didnt see me as your ... | 5 | 1 | |
1425446751 | 1425450159 | t3_2xvlz8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | trowawayt: TIFU by asking my gf how many men she slept with
This happened about 7 years ago, and i still miss her. She was 24 yrs old, I was 20. We had a real good thing going. I knew she wasnt a saint before i met her, but needless to say I was surprised. I asked her whats her number?, and she said "13". I knew she lo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425446978 | 1425449211 | t3_2xvmcu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting the supreme leader
My softball coach calls himself the Supreme Leader of our softball team. While we do have our share of conditioning during practices, he is a fairly good coach, so we respect him in his choice of calling himself Supreme Leader. Though I am a senior, I play left bench; cente... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425447902 | 1425450829 | t3_2xvnv3 | t5_2to41 | 203 | PM_ME_PRETTY_EYES: TIFU by turning down the hottest girl in my major.
So I've been in a group for an engineering class that puts together a big project for the whole quarter. For context, the group consists of me, two guys (Garrett and Jared), and one girl (Sarah). During one of our weekly meetings, the subject went to... | 8 | 25.375 | |
1425447805 | 1425506743 | t3_2xvnpi | t5_2to41 | 42 | DickWienerPenisCock: TIFU by taking a bath
So today I put more red hair dye in my hair to keep up with the color like I normally do every 3 weeks or so. After sitting with it on my head for an hour or so I went upstairs to wash it out, and when I pulled the stopper to turn the shower on it was kinked again.
I spent 20... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1425448520 | 1425451568 | t3_2xvosx | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThrowawayPETTCAT: TIFU by not getting hints.
This is a throwaway because almost all of my friends check my real reddit a lot.
This happened several days ago, and I still feel like a retarded dumbass. I had joined some high school fashion show and it required you to come to these practices every week. They are over tw... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425451439 | 1425492018 | t3_2xvt8m | t5_2to41 | 3,612 | qbecker: TIFU by snapchating an autistic kid
This fuck up has been brewing about 4 days, but was actually realized today. I go to an engineering school that has about a 3 to 10 ratio of girls to guys, so naturally I have been playing the game of tinder for the past week or so. I matched with a pretty a girl who was a d... | 11 | 328.363636 | |
1425454846 | 1425470969 | t3_2xvxm6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | thegodscott: TIFU by trying to date a girl I liked
This didn't happen today like most posts but involves today. Get ready for a long ride. All names are fake obviously but not a throwaway cuz fuck it...
There was this girl, Kate, who I had a little thing for all semester but didn't do anything about. Eventually towa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425459214 | 1425490938 | t3_2xw29v | t5_2to41 | 28 | jpebble: TIFU by letting a friend sleep over drunk
TIFU by letting on my friends of about 4 months sleepover after getting pretty drunk. She had some friends spend the night over at her dorm, so I offered she could stay with me in my bed since my roommate went home for the weekend. (assuming her dorm would be full due ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1425460211 | 1425485961 | t3_2xw3a2 | t5_2to41 | 82 | VermontBro: TIFU by eating Domino's for lunch
TheUnderpaid: Damn, six slices is what I eat when I'm trying to save my appetite for later...
emanresol: SRSLY. I can eat an entire large pizza (thin crust, though, so not that much bread) with triple cheese by myself.
[deleted]: OP the peasant can't even handle 6. Filthy ... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1425462076 | 1425475323 | t3_2xw56w | t5_2to41 | 147 | OzymandiasUK: TIFU by attempting a car-jacking
This happened less than an hour ago.
***Sounds THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY klaxon***
So this morning I had to get up early to take my car in for it's MOT. The garage I use is a fair distance from home so I arranged that my dear mother would come and pick me up once the c... | 5 | 29.4 | |
1425464407 | 1425467848 | t3_2xw7im | t5_2to41 | 8 | jerryeight: TIFU by buying premium Blue Cheese Dressing
This happened today at lunch time when I was walking around Safeway deciding what to get for lunch. I started in the soup and pasta isle and was tempted by the delicious chicken noodle soups. I was about to pick up a few cans and go, but then I read the sodium lev... | 4 | 2 | |
1425466829 | 1425472479 | t3_2xw9th | t5_2to41 | 6 | labak: TIFU when shaving my balls.
I used an electric trimmer and i accidentally cut a tiny bit of my ball skin off. No big deal, I thought at first, because wounds like this are usually no problem.
But not today. It's been over three hours, and that fucker is still bleeding. I am leaving to Slovenia in a few hours, ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425468125 | 1425470271 | t3_2xwb6y | t5_2to41 | 5 | Geek_reformed: TIFU by trying to turn my fat beige.
I’m going on holiday in a couple of weeks so I’ve been on a fitness and health kick for the last month as I’ve gain a bit of weight since I started a new job that required me to telecommute.
I came across an article in a broadsheet newspaper (not just a random webs... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425470915 | 1425482581 | t3_2xwe8c | t5_2to41 | 23 | Convention_Fool: TIFU by letting my girlfriend go to a convention alone
So let me start by saying this didn’t happen today but a few month back. Also English is not my first language so please be patient.
Throwaway because my friends know my main username and I don’t want them to know this story.
First of all some you... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1425470829 | 1425472722 | t3_2xwe4s | t5_2to41 | 7 | toselx: TIFU by joining a fight gym
So this happened in early-mid 2012, when I decided to join a 12 month membership to a fight gym that deducted about $65 every fortnight for a year, payed through my dad's bank details because I was under 18 at the time. I stopped going to the gym a bit before the term was up, and I e... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425472570 | 1425516048 | t3_2xwg61 | t5_2to41 | 20 | mickeyunlikethemouse: TIFU by changing a colleagues name to "Anus".
I did the actual deed yesterday but today I reaped the consequences.
I started working at this restaurant a few months ago and pretty early on I made friends with this girl... lets call her Anna. She was initially my supervisor so we did a lot of shif... | 4 | 5 | |
1425474056 | 1425480586 | t3_2xwi1g | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheWingMuncher: TIFU by accidental self harm
Obligatory "this happened last night"
So I'm working on this English paper, right? I'm brainstorming some topic ideas. When I'm doing something like this, I usually pick the nearest thing up and mess around with it and it usually helps. The nearest thing to me happened to b... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425473968 | 1425552638 | t3_2xwhxu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By losing my keys
Background info, i got to a private school, which if anyone doesnt know its a catholic school ( im athiest ) parents wanted me to go to this school for the education.
Now, my day was going amazing, got to school did my first 2 lessons which was robotics design. Had lunch and then wen... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425470152 | 1425639628 | t3_2xwdci | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking before I think, and turning myself into class leper.
This happened 2 days ago, so not today, but whatever. I don't want to give out personal info, I'm in a pretty much non-existant faculty (as in, just me).
For context, I'm in my last year of my undergrad, but have to take extra papers to c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425475365 | 1425563986 | t3_2xwju4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | japowery: TIFU, by taking my phone to the bathroom.
I stand, wipe, wipe twice, and wipe thrice. I think I've gotten the job done (80% might not be great, but it's good enough for me), and I lean down to flush. But wait, something has fallen into the bowl. Oh... no. Oh, God NOOOO! My cell phone touches down. It has fall... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425471825 | 1425486713 | t3_2xwfa5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | IHaveAllTheSass: TIFU by trying to push through the day.
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but last weekend. Also I am on mobile, so sorry for any mistakes.
Okay, so I went to this barbershop quartet workshop last weekend (yes, I am the nerdiest of the music nerds) and I was having an awesome time, that is until ab... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425473516 | 1425485811 | t3_2xwhbs | t5_2to41 | 14 | Crail31: TIFU by shaving my eyebrow
TIFU because I wanted to impress this boy and with a thick bush above my eyes? Nope. Not happening.
So I decided a shaving razor would do the job! Oh how wrong I was.
I am a horror fanatic so I was watching a horror movie at the time when I got bored and decided to play out my plan... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425475335 | 1425482688 | t3_2xwjsq | t5_2to41 | 9 | Rooksone: TIFU by cutting myself with a chainsaw
Hey Reddit, hey TIFU friends.
Actually this is my very first own post on reddit, so please bear with me as I'm not a native english speaker.
It's a longer story, probably because I need to write out stuff for of above mentioned reasons.
As many other stories this actua... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425478129 | 1425483939 | t3_2xwo1n | t5_2to41 | 3 | it_roll: TIFU by eating pepperoni pizza thinking it meant peppers. I am a Jew.
I love trying out something new everytime I go to some restaurant. Today I went to Dominos and while glazing through the menu I stopped at Pepperoni Pizza. I hadn't tried it before and obviously thought it meant some combination of peppers.
... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425478749 | 1425482482 | t3_2xwp4h | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting friendzoned
This happened in Valentine's Day, but I wanted to write it now. So there is a girl that I have a crush, for a long time, we talk but not that much. So it was Valentine's Day, a friend of me who is a friend of her too (he knows that I have a crush) says we can make a joke that I as... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425479512 | 1425481328 | t3_2xwqgo | t5_2to41 | 2 | PolarStHudson: TIFU By leaving my card by the register and getting 60 dollars taken out the register.
Not really today but last Thursday I fucked up. I always leave my card (that you use to get into the register to check people out) because im a little to trustworthy. Well my manager called me in to her office yesterda... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425478815 | 1425488139 | t3_2xwp8j | t5_2to41 | 11 | ingridgovan: TIFU by thinking two hamsters would play together.
Obligatory note: This wasn't actually today, blah blah blah.
So last weekend I was at my parent's place, and when I visit I always bring my hamster, Pumpkin. My sister has a hamster as well, named Peanut. Every time I visit we let them run around in thei... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425480571 | 1425481303 | t3_2xwsgq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU...I have really done it this time
Well I am pretty fucked to say the least. End of January I am at a work happy hour and apparently had a few too many. Anyways I left there and dont remember much. I came to that night about 2:00 AM for a drunk in public, FML right? Nope it just got worse. I got out ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425457962 | 1425502109 | t3_2xw10y | t5_2to41 | 5 | vengeful_hamster: TIFU by sleeping in
Today I decided to sleep in. I woke up to a beautiful day, well rested, and happy. As I stretched, I felt something wet at my feet. I quickly sat up to see my dog sleeping while laying in a giant wet spot.
My dog had wet the bed.
teh_pingu: Was it your dog or.......
vengeful_ham... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425460755 | 1425492474 | t3_2xw3uo | t5_2to41 | 3 | findebaran: TIFU by spilling oil all over my apartment
This happened yesterday. I was watching some videos on Youtube, minding my own business, when my wife came to me and complained about this little oil bottle she had found. She had tried to put some oil drops in our bedroom door hinges, but the bottle wouldn't give ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425481251 | 1425502122 | t3_2xwts5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | 1581947: TIFU, by sending an Angry smiley to my boss on office communicator while we were on a call about process improvement
So, we had this call today about the processes we have and how we can improve them. There were me, my team mate and few contractors on the call along with my Boss.
We had a good discussion on v... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425481230 | 1425483895 | t3_2xwtqj | t5_2to41 | 15 | ffvirginia: TIFU by opening an email
So this happened yesterday but is continuing on today. I'm so embarrassed because I knew better. But sometimes that doesn't matter!!!
So yesterday I went to an event with some coworkers and on the way back I got an email from someone that works in another office but for the same c... | 5 | 3 | |
1425483242 | 1425483890 | t3_2xwxul | t5_2to41 | 1 | cmRath: TIFU by going for the "hottie" at the bar.
downvotemeufags: TIFU by not providing a TL:DR for my gigantic wall of text post.
cmRath: sorry, my first post. What does TL:DR stand for ?
downvotemeufags: Too Long: Didn't Read.
Basically a short summary of the post, which is useful when it's not formatted and pre... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1425483306 | 1425485765 | t3_2xwxze | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting mud on my boots.
Okay, so this actually happened two days ago but I finally got time to share it today.
I live in Virginia with my family and there has been a lot of crappy, wet weather lately. Well, I took a trip to Wal-Mart to buy my nephew some birthday presents, and on the way in we cro... | 4 | -1.75 | |
1425482937 | 1425485573 | t3_2xwx74 | t5_2to41 | 10 | RomulusOfRome: TIFU By Using Mouthwash
So today I had a job interview with Pizza Hut, believe it or not, and I couldn't mess this up because I was sick the first time, and was lucky enough to be able to get it rescheduled. It was my first paying non-family job with a paycheck and such, and I was that small-child-christ... | 12 | 0.833333 |
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