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1425482441 | 1425488630 | t3_2xww6s | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by being alive
An on-going TIFU. This is more of a rant but I'll make it not seem like it.
So, I have a bunch of "friends." I don't talk to any but one of them today. This basically continued till now. I keep making these "friends" but it always ends up with us never talking again. I have a friend here... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1425484201 | 1425486584 | t3_2xwztc | t5_2to41 | 15 | gabn_tho: TIFU by pelican-ing in front of my dad...
downvotemeufags: What the fuck?
Am I getting old?
Back in my day we grabbed a handful of dick and went to town, none of this "pelican-ing" bullshit, we didn't also fuck sandwich bags in the couch...
Goddamnit, you weird motherfucker.
BeastFormal: The youth today.... | 3 | 5 | |
1425485192 | 1425487921 | t3_2xx1yx | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught hugging my girl at a middle school.
School I go is definitely not liberal. I was hugging my fair maiden outside the band room when the band teacher (obviously) walked out and (probably, I thought) caught us. He didn't say anything as we walked behind him down the hall to our class (he ... | 3 | 0 | |
1425484597 | 1425487825 | t3_2xx0n4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bforsocks: TIFU by punching my friend.
This isn't that bad, and is barely a TIFU, but I feel like a dick.
So, Reddit, TODAY (Holy carp, for once a tifu that took place on the day), I was sat in Film studies at college, procrastinating as the average 16 year old lad does, by making MLG pictures of my friends. Then my d... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425484993 | 1425490069 | t3_2xx1iq | t5_2to41 | 17 | theallislostmoment: TIFU by destroying my aunts house
**UPDATE:** After everything that happened yesterday, I wrote this **TIFU** but felt as if it may be a bit long for some. This is the condensed version (yes i know it’s still really long.) I deleted the last post shortly after posting but as I feel like this could b... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425487715 | 1425506056 | t3_2xx7at | t5_2to41 | 5,160 | [deleted]: TIFU and made someone's time in prison much worse
I recently answered an askreddit question that reminded me of this fuck up from a few years back.
First job I had during law school was an internship with district attorney's office and my mentor was a real by-the-books, bulldog attorney, a really talented ... | 15 | 344 | |
1425488731 | 1425499503 | t3_2xx9hb | t5_2to41 | 6 | deshe: TIFU by PMing my religious GF a close up photograph
...of my breakfast.
[She's fasting today](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_of_Esther).
Edit: Thanks for the [silver](http://i.imgur.com/2cKXW6A.png), kind stranger
Youonlytokeonce: i just remembered a night when my sister and I were in beijing! living in a h... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425487197 | 1425504945 | t3_2xx67m | t5_2to41 | 5 | DanielStevdgi: TIFU by failing my driving test... Again
So today I resit my driving test after failing it a month ago, but that's a whole 'nother story including deer so I won't go into it.
So I'd been driving a lot over this last month as my mum had bought a new car and insured me on it incase I passed my test. I'd ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425488822 | 1425509233 | t3_2xx9ne | t5_2to41 | 95 | magnotathrowaway: TIFU by not getting mad...
Some background: 3 days ago my ladyfriend started a cycle known as the period. A few weeks ago we were having a normal conversation and she started acting weird for around 2 hours. Naturally, being the clingy nosey person that I am (that she some how puts up with) asked what... | 5 | 19 | |
1425488896 | 1425529762 | t3_2xx9t1 | t5_2to41 | 218 | 5nackbar: TIFU by taking a screenshot on my phone.
so here I am waiting for the subway to go to work. Browsing my instagram feed. Cute girl walks up to wait on the platform for the train stands only a few feet from me. See a post that I think my girlfriend would like. Decide to screencap it and just send her the pic be... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1425486255 | 1425596117 | t3_2xx47b | t5_2to41 | 92 | J_sock: TIFU by having a Dutch father and a Spanish father-in-law.
As so many before me, this wasn't today. It was during the soccer world championships in Brazil last summer, and given the title, I'm sure you can see where this is going... I've never been much of a soccer fan, but I enjoy watching sports and I can enj... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1425490108 | 1425494770 | t3_2xxcfg | t5_2to41 | 12 | itsfreezingoutsideho: TIFU by trying to take a picture of a reddit license plate.
So I am recently new to reddit, but I'm finding myself wasting more and more time on this site.
This actually happened to me a few days ago. I was leaving walmart and in the parking lot, when I came across a black sedan with the license ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425489892 | 1425561581 | t3_2xxbzr | t5_2to41 | 44 | tapdatbutt: TIFU by petting my cat
So I'll begin this by saying, yes.. it did happen today. In fact it happened about an hour or two ago. So just some back story: I have a cat. He is pretty old now so that just basically means he doesn't like anyone but the people he is very familiar with. He really enjoys being pat on... | 4 | 11 | |
1425490480 | 1425499570 | t3_2xxd8y | t5_2to41 | 10 | Meow500: TIFU by asking a Japanese person to stop writing in Japanese
TIFU, I have been working as a substitute for a bit over a year now. I'm young (in my mid-twenties) and I like to teach high school age kids the most. I have dealt with a lot of kids attitudes, stories, and lies as to why they can't complete an assig... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425490789 | 1425514638 | t3_2xxdxg | t5_2to41 | 9 | token_white-guy: TIFU. Tinder strikes again.
Firstly, let me start by stating that I have no problem with transsexuals, gays, bisexuals, etc. I don't care what you do with your genitals/genitalia.
I never actually use Tinder for its intended use, its mostly just my way of seeing if any mildly attractive women find me a... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425490737 | 1425507377 | t3_2xxdtc | t5_2to41 | 7 | San_Fran_Dan: TIFU by sneering to my professor "just read a book."
In class, the professor mused aloud that she didn't know why vulcanized rubber was called "vulcanized." I said it was named after the Roman God of Blacksmiths (note - that's not entirely correct - I double checked later). She said that she really shou... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425490911 | 1425501551 | t3_2xxe7h | t5_2to41 | 4 | NeebsUMadBroYolo: TIFU by listening to by guilty pleasure
So this happened yesterday. Backstory: I am a student in the best school in my state, a private school with uniforms, and I am very white. So I has been very cold and wet outside so my PE class had to stay indoors. As some sort of busy-work my teacher d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425493753 | 1425494793 | t3_2xxkjj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Talska: TIFU By falling asleep in my Geography class
I Just read a simular fuck up about a guy getting sccared shitless by his entire I.T class. I then wondered why i hadn't posted *this* fuck up.
It was period one on monday, easily the time where absolutely everyone is tired. We were watching some video about tectoni... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425494573 | 1425495891 | t3_2xxmdz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Xdhakya: TIFU by buying a coffee before the job
This happened today, and I'm still hungry...
Yesterday, I booked an all-inclusive trip for 2. We are leaving this Friday and I paid with my credit card. I don't use it often, so the limit is quite low (as in, it's now maxed and over the limit). No big deal, I'm just gonn... | 3 | 2 | |
1425494497 | 1425500263 | t3_2xxm74 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CasualEncounter05956: TIFU: CraigsList Casual Encounters Mix-Up
Throwaway for some obvious reasons and this actually happened today, around 3:30AM.
I am 29 years old and just got out of a seven-year relationship with Jackie (not real name). She has been living with me the last few years and just moved out yesterday. ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425495895 | 1425520429 | t3_2xxpe9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | KisukeSC2: TIFU by not having car insurance
So disclaimer this happened on the last day of january, and sorry for typos and grammar, on my phone.
I opened the store I work at that day so I left my house early. Pulled out onto the fairly unpopulated main street and took a right turn. I started going straight, right at ... | 8 | 1 | |
1425493984 | 1425577311 | t3_2xxl23 | t5_2to41 | 338 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with the wrong girl.
This was about a week ago.
I was at a friend's house party and I ran into a group of people, some of whom I had gone to high school with years ago. Some of the girls in the group had, shall we say, "grown up". I went up and started talking to them. Over the cours... | 16 | 21.125 | |
1425496406 | 1425532409 | t3_2xxqip | t5_2to41 | 31 | Too_Turnt_Throwaway: TIFU by mixing antidepressants with alcohol, almost dying, and ending up in the ER
This happened last Friday, but considering the state I was in last weekend, I wouldn’t have been able to type this up anyway.
Background: I’m a current junior in college doing a hard science major + premed. I haven’... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1425497611 | 1425532951 | t3_2xxtau | t5_2to41 | 25 | SeeYouAgainIReply: TIFU by trying to make an innocent dad joke in class
In class today we were learning about the Industrial Revolution and at this moment in time we were talking about the cotton gin and how it took the seeds out of cotton. We then spoke about slaves and how they actually hired more to pick the cotton.... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1425492727 | 1425512780 | t3_2xxi91 | t5_2to41 | 5 | WtfWhereAreMyClothes: TIFU by ordering piña coladas.
Kanuck_Kyle: Are they still together?
WtfWhereAreMyClothes: They broke up for good shortly after the trip, unfortunately.
Youelle: OP, I have to ask. What's the story behind your username?
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1425497654 | 1425683665 | t3_2xxtdv | t5_2to41 | 157 | [deleted]: TIFU By being mean to a stranger
Okay a little about me, I am not the typical redditor (48 year old woman). I was going through a Divorce when this FU took place and it was so difficult I found myself crying at the Library. In my culture devorce is a failure, and the city I live in its really tough being mi... | 9 | 17.444444 | |
1425496816 | 1425564246 | t3_2xxrgs | t5_2to41 | 8 | NotMahActualAccount: TIFU by falling for a girl I shouldn't but still have feelings for my ex, I need advice, please Redditors!
I am using a throwaway account, because my friends are active Redditers and their fav. subreddit is TIFU, so if I used my actual account, they'd know it's me. Also, not going to use actual nam... | 4 | 2 | |
1425489171 | 1425500727 | t3_2xxafo | t5_2to41 | 25 | fefe1439: TIFU by going to school
So this didn't happen today, but actually a couple of days ago. It was an average Canadian Monday morning; freezing and barren. It was 6:45 am when I woke up and got ready for school. The school I attend is a little more than an hour from where I live, so time was of the essence. I qui... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1425499443 | 1425503346 | t3_2xxxcx | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheMostAwkwardTurtle: TIFU by being my awkward self around a cute guy
This happened a few weeks ago, but I didn’t think about posting it on here until I told my roommate, who responded to my story by saying, “That was beyond cringe-worthy… My butthole is clenching.”
I just placed an order at a hamburger place on-campu... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425496634 | 1428549243 | t3_2xxr0x | t5_2to41 | 7 | fromtheworld: TIFU by downloading Tinder.
So about a week ago 6 of my friends and I (gf included) went to vegas for a weekend. The whole trip was extremely boring, for 5 out of the 7 people going, this was their first time going to Vegas, so after the first night they were all dead. So there we are, 5 guys chilling in ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425501139 | 1425508777 | t3_2xy15s | t5_2to41 | 65 | NavyMoron: TIFU by missing out on Ultimate Guy Fantasy
As with most... This did not happen today but about 18 years ago. Other stories I have read recently reminded me of my own FU so I figured why not share my stupidity with strangers all around the world... through a throw-away account of course.
I'll also apologize ... | 8 | 8.125 | |
1425500062 | 1425536222 | t3_2xxyto | t5_2to41 | 1,986 | A_Beautiful_Sadness: TIFU by answering my front door while holding a clock.
I have a two year old daughter who is fascinated with analog clocks. Like most two year olds she has a hard time with pronounciation. Her word for clock sounds like cock. She is also potty training and it's not uncommon for her to hang out arou... | 16 | 124.125 | |
1425501680 | 1425519171 | t3_2xy2bu | t5_2to41 | 4 | peetereetertermomeet: TIFU by choosing extra sleep over my duties as a volunteer at an international sporting event
I promised the local committee of an olympic sport I would help out as a volunteer with a pretty important job(helping out officials during games, sort of an assistant referee/judge). On day three I had t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1425501407 | 1425509961 | t3_2xy1r9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TehDunta: TIFU by realizing I have wiped the wrong way my entire life.
reddburn: Link, please?
As long as it's not *too* graphic, some of us may have become intrigued by your post.
JaysRooted: Ill save you trouble....you're supposed to wipe front to back.
Not pull the poop to your twig n berries, but push it away ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425500939 | 1425517787 | t3_2xy0pn | t5_2to41 | 12 | jihalliday: TIFU by being sarcastic at the wrong time
TIFU actually happened today, bonus points?
Firstly, I am 17, living with my 19 year old sister and my mother. We have 2 cats, Sam and Panther. Sam is 13 and has been here since we got in this house. My sister is obsessed with supernatural. She's the generic Tumblr... | 6 | 2 | |
1425502129 | 1426022265 | t3_2xy3ak | t5_2to41 | 5 | HenryKushinger: TIFU by using the wrong version of "to date" with a Spanish girl
Today I fucked up... Actually yesterday, but who cares when it was.
I've been on a semester abroad in Spain, and I've been seeing a girl here for a while- not that long, though, just a couple weeks. She's really chill, seems pretty smart,... | 13 | 0.384615 | |
1425496160 | 1425508754 | t3_2xxpz6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Cowgus: TIFU because I wasn't in the conversation.
No throwaway cause not NSFW.
I am still living at home due to the fact that I am still in the last stage of lower education (6th form if you understand that, sorry USA). Which means that I of course share a house with people who have no idea what this here Reddit is.
... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425502956 | 1425503540 | t3_2xy527 | t5_2to41 | 4 | LordUmbriel: TIFU by telling my roommate I would have my half of the rent and I dont
Youelle: - "*And to top it off he's in his room and I can hear him taunting me with his ukulele!*"
Um... why would he be taunting you over this?
XombiWuf: Maybe he's planning to ship him to Hawaii in a tiny box if the rent's not paid... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425494674 | 1425533400 | t3_2xxmm4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | salvester_: Tifu playing guitar.
Tifu playing the guitar, and it actually happened today.
A little back story, there's this band called Steel Panther and they are an 80's parody band, and in the music videos there's a lot of NSFW stuff. The guitarist is actually really good and really smart and knows his guitar stuff ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425503299 | 1425504603 | t3_2xy5v5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by imagining my class in their underwear.
Everyone's heard that imagining their class in their underwear will make your nervousness will go away, it doesn't really work. So I walk into my history class when I read on the board, Be ready to present your events leading up to World War II presentation. I q... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425503394 | 1425509439 | t3_2xy62n | t5_2to41 | 4 | dARCkL0rdZ_69: TIFU by not saying "You're Welcome"
This happened last night. I work in a downtown executive office as an IT support person. Note that I am on coop and I am personable, but only after you get through my first 5 awkward and unsociable layers.
So, I finished fixing one of the VP's laptops, and for this I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425504202 | 1425557280 | t3_2xy7wt | t5_2to41 | 7 | wingawonga: TIFU by letting down the entire male gender.
If not the ENTIRE male gender at least a large chunk of it. Lets get to it.
So a some years ago, when i was a teenager, I was on a trip with a group in the US. As i was enjoying myself, I discovered that there were two fairly damn good looking girls staying in ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425504177 | 1425508691 | t3_2xy7us | t5_2to41 | 8 | Uh_cakeplease: TIFU by pleasing my bf before an interview
Youelle: ...Yeah next time, don't have sexy time the night before an important interview. He really blew your chances.
Malamutewhisperer: She blew her own "chances"
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425504435 | 1425647220 | t3_2xy8ez | t5_2to41 | 149 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating Ghost Chilli Peppers in Class...
Before I jump into the story I want to say my teacher is the coolest teacher in the whole school. One day in my manufacturing class (Working with metal) he brought in 5 ghost chilli peppers bred in India, 1,000,000 in scoville units (Whatever that is) (Jalapeno... | 9 | 16.555556 | |
1425500425 | 1425575140 | t3_2xxzma | t5_2to41 | 14 | hczman90: TIFU by getting gum in my new hot girlfriends hair
Today we were standing outside waiting to be picked up and I was hugging her from behind, while standing there I just happened to be chewing gum, without the thought even crossing my mind I try and talk as she turns her head the gum gets stuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425504933 | 1425506305 | t3_2xy9in | t5_2to41 | 7 | a_fookin_T-Rex: TIFU by taking a big sip out of a bottle I thought was filled with water
EDIT: This may fall under the heavy drug use rule but since the fuck up was unintentioal I hope I'm in the clear, though there was also some intentional drug use going on. I will just leave those details out as much as possible. If... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425505095 | 1425787342 | t3_2xy9w4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | dogfarts2468: TIFU by thinking my male cat was a female
Cat had appt this AM for Spay and microchip. Upon pickup, vet informs me that Leela is a he and has been neutered. Vet seemed pretty displeased that I never noticed "her" testicles. Sigh.
Scumbag_Reddit_: Similar thing happened to me when my wife went to the docto... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425504400 | 1425522427 | t3_2xy8c5 | t5_2to41 | 73 | gull21: TIFU by answering questions at the dentsist
TIFU by answering questions at the dentsist.
Cute dentist assistant was about to take an x-ray and put the stick in my mouth.
Cute assistant: Do you have a gag reflex?
Me: Maybe, a little bit?! Do you?
Followed by awkward silence.
-Babo97-: would've worked if you ... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1425505595 | 1425506526 | t3_2xyazj | t5_2to41 | 130 | Varanasty: TIFU by saying my brother's recorder music sounded good
He won't stop practicing in my room, please send help
Youelle: ...It's your room, kick him out. Tell your parents to kick him out. What do you expect us to do?
Varanasty: He's a little kid lol, I don't want to be mean...
Youelle: Here's an idea, tell hi... | 5 | 26 | |
1425506028 | 1425506317 | t3_2xyby8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Lakeful: TIFU by texting my friend whether they banged and his girlfriend called me immediately
My friend was planning to get have sex with his new girlfriend a friend of mine.
As a joke I texted him whether he banged later that day. I got a text response with "excuse me". Followed by an immediate phone call where I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425506454 | 1425511048 | t3_2xycul | t5_2to41 | 12 | SHOULDILIQ: TIFU by eating a bag of chips
So I went to the store yesterday and bought a bag of chips/crisps. I was eating them all night and this morning. I take a break from munching away and go back to it a couple of hours later, for some reason I never really looked in the bag, I just put my hand in and ate.
I was... | 3 | 4 | |
1425506018 | 1425506855 | t3_2xybxj | t5_2to41 | 3 | ryaninos: Tifu by being too thirsty
So after school today I took the bus like usual. After my friend left I was super thirsty and my stop got off in like 10 minutes so I started to ask around the bus for water bottles seeing if I could get a drink.
"HEY ABBY"
"Yeah?"
"GOT ANY WATER?"
"No sorry"
Same context with about... | 3 | 1 | |
1425508709 | 1425557207 | t3_2xyfcv | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught Netflix-cheating on my wife 22 minutes into the final House of Cards episode. She was pissed because she was still five episodes behind. TIL Netflix-cheating is a real thing.
Incidentally, [CBS news](http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/03/04/netflix-cheating-an-innocent-tv-binge-or-a... | 7 | 5 | |
1425510568 | 1425512275 | t3_2xyjss | t5_2to41 | 11 | Deodorass: TIFU by deodoranting my ass.
So I'm in a profession that requires many hours, and lots of standing/walking. Yesterday towards the end of the day, my lower back, ass and groin area was sweating profusely. As I sat down I had a whiff of pretty bad body odor coming from that area. Well being a self-conscious, a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425506390 | 1425511170 | t3_2xycp5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Karthinator: TIFU by having too much hubris.
This fuck up happened an hour ago.
It's midterm week here in college, the week before spring break. We've had quite a few below zero days, and even a few closures, which in college is a very big deal. The combination of the cold and the exams has as all very tired and menta... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425510671 | 1425623653 | t3_2xyk1i | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling a girl's non-existent internal organ
At the beginning of the semester I walk in to class and immediately recognize this girl I met before. I sit down beside her. And so begins the ill-fated events that plague star crossed lovers.
I begin to develop a crush. Being dumped a month prior was ... | 4 | 11 | |
1425509760 | 1425534325 | t3_2xyhzv | t5_2to41 | 257 | Bathsaltsmmmm: TIFU by taking an Epson salt bath
So I'm in rehab in Vancouver, shortly after arriving here I noticed 2 large bags of Epson salts in one of the driveways. I'm really into lifting weights and I remember hearing about the benefits of Epson salts for athletes, so lately at night I've been going outside with... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1425511900 | 1425558052 | t3_2xymqj | t5_2to41 | 80 | Devoidxx: TIFU by doing my Spanish homework during math class
Today I was in my finite math class. We have an exam in a couple days so it was all review, and the professor was covering a topic I knew pretty well. "Oh," I thought, "this is an excellent time to work on my homework." I pulled out my laptop and got to it. ... | 4 | 20 | |
1425512353 | 1425525167 | t3_2xynob | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: Tifu by making people think I have a wierd fetish
So I need to have my boots resoled and so of course I Googled it found a couple companies but need a reliable one so I go to reddit and which subreddit do I go to but r/boots which is filled with naked women wearing boots of course at that moment another stud... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1425512276 | 1425514507 | t3_2xynil | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU and TIL i can't be a schemer. Not even long con.
This happened today but i've been planning for about 4 months. Back in November I broke my iPhone5s and because I'm too cheap to pay for insurance and too broke to pay for a new phone... I settled with activating my old iPhone4 until I could figure someth... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425498858 | 1425544441 | t3_2xxw2x | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I could do an Irish accent
My friend works at a radio station and was asking if anyone she knew could do an Irish accent for a commercial. I said I could, jokingly, but 5 minutes later I was on the phone with her company. I kind of expected to have a funny conversation where I'd do an awful ac... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425514093 | 1425516824 | t3_2xyrfc | t5_2to41 | 7 | AtexBigs05: TIFU and was partners with the daughter of a crazy man.
So some background first. The incident took place near the end of my junior year of high school and I had been back at my summer job for about a couple of weeks. Also, even though it was only my second year many people had quit and so I was actually tr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425515508 | 1425517408 | t3_2xyudc | t5_2to41 | 11 | BIgKFC: TIFU by throwing a ball....
So I walk into my 1st period late and my Physics teacher handed me a ball and said "Throw it at the board" So I complied and since I was sitting, the throw was weak. He then told me to stand up and throw it at the board but really hard. So I wind up my arm, get into my power stance, ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425516082 | 1425580164 | t3_2xyvht | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by realising I made a hotel remodel my room because of their shitty wifi...only to discover it was my fault :(
TIFU by realising I've probably got some poor manager fired and incurred this hapless hotel insane wifi engineer charges. They drilled a hole in my room!
I recently spent 2 weeks in an Easter... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1425516702 | 1425518871 | t3_2xywr0 | t5_2to41 | 31 | _6pac: TIFU by slamming my hand in a car door and trying to make a joke about it
This fuck up happened yesterday.
I am a high school rower (like on a crew team) and due to the high cost of rowing my team shares a boathouse with another team. The two teams are pretty cool with each other (probably a little less cool aft... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1425516960 | 1425517435 | t3_2xyxaa | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThrowawayPETTCAT: TIFU by thinking she liked me
There is this girl at my school who for the past few days was ACTUALLY answering my texts and smiling at me when I saw her. You might get some laughs out of it and learn not to be a pussy by asking that question online. Cheers!
Here is our most recent conversation:
Me:... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425517115 | 1425568146 | t3_2xyxkx | t5_2to41 | 75 | Jomo_sapien: TIFU by reminding a couple of old ladies they're probably going to die soon.
A while back I worked at a small family restaurant / bar place. A lot of older folks would come in to have their usual small meals and sit across the table from each other in total silence.
I was a pretty hard worker and often fo... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1425518396 | 1425601329 | t3_2xz074 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a pastor a foot massage.
This just happened earlier today. A little backstory, I am a licensed massage therapist and work in a local spa. I am also an atheist, not militant like some but pretty upfront about my opinions. So today in comes a new client, a pastor of a local church, and everythi... | 31 | 1.193548 | |
1425519690 | 1425564318 | t3_2xz2pc | t5_2to41 | 437 | MistakesMade3: TIFU by being a nice guy at work
Before I tell my fuck-up, I'll give a little background. I'm a full-time college student doing near full-time work at a major store in the city I live in. I pay for my living expenses and my college tuition as well. I have some friends I try to talk with, but they neve... | 7 | 62.428571 | |
1425520257 | 1425551753 | t3_2xz3un | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning the dishes
pretty short story. cleaned the dishes then got yelled at by my mom for cleaning the dishes
picapica98: Why?
StoicalMicrobe: I have no clue
picapica98: What did she say?
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1425520553 | 1425521581 | t3_2xz4fn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out my dad's reddit name.
Like almost all TIFU posts, this actually happened yesterday.
Anyway, I was looking around on the apps via a family electronic when I found reddit on there. Intrigued, I waltz onto the app to see who uses it. I didn't expect to find an account logged in though, and... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425521186 | 1425522733 | t3_2xz5pf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking to school at 4:00 AM...
This actually happened 2 weeks ago but here it goes:
I have medication that I'm on that I have to take 4 times each day for the next 2 ^1/2 weeks. One of the pills I have to take is in 4:00 AM.
Where I am the sun doesn't get up until around 9:00 AM. (At least in th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425521283 | 1425531293 | t3_2xz5w2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | bugsmourn: TIFU by accidentally punching a girl and being suspected as a possible school shooter
This happened a few days ago but I had to make sure I wasn't in any legal trouble before posting.
my day started pretty normally, wake up at 10 and be at school for my 11:20 science class.
Once I'm done my class I go ou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425521125 | 1425542110 | t3_2xz5l2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | are_you_a_walrus: TIFU by turning on the ancient bathroom air recirc fan
Turns on bathroom fan
Spider bodies rain upon
My sorry asshole
Malamutewhisperer: Read this post at night
Now I will not sleep at all
You sorry, asshole?
are_you_a_walrus: After my shower
Skin still tingling of regret
I cri everytim
fatalis... | 4 | 4 | |
1425521752 | 1425522436 | t3_2xz6t5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating tin foil after being rejected
I recently started hanging out with an old friend now that we're both back from overseas and we came across this story from our last year of high school...
We went up the mountain to this little hippy town for a house party. I don't remember who we knew there on... | 3 | 1 | |
1425521988 | 1425525265 | t3_2xz78k | t5_2to41 | 3 | natemach97: TIFU by smoking pot. Yep.
First post and typing it whilst still blazed, hooray!
So today, I decided I wanted a haircut, it was too long, poofy, etc. My best friend just had a haircut Saturday and made me go with him. I decided,"Hey, I'm gonna make him come too!"
Around 3:30 I show up at his house and he ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425523254 | 1425579576 | t3_2xz9p3 | t5_2to41 | 1,555 | SirMistery: TIFU by using a reddit quote on a girl
So recently there was an askreddit where someone said that the best way to respond to a girl rejecting you is by saying "Oh thank god", putting the rejection on them.
So today I was talking with a group of people, and we starting talking about relationships. One thing... | 9 | 172.777778 | |
1425523159 | 1425528417 | t3_2xz9id | t5_2to41 | 17 | KarateJons: TIFU by being a 28-year old virgin, losing the girl of my dreams forever, and forfeiting any chance of ever losing my virginity in this life
forthewimd: Ok I'm going to be brutally honest here.
1. You did not fuck up by keeping it professional. That is the way you are supposed to behave at a job. Don't h... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425515129 | 1425666336 | t3_2xytkd | t5_2to41 | 11 | springloadedgiraffe: TIFU by throwing salt into my own eyes.
This happened just this last week during nighttime. As an ex-smoker what better way to pass a long car trip than sunflower seeds. This day I chose to get some jalapeno salsa flavored seeds instead of the boring plain variety. As we were nearing the end of our... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1425524842 | 1425532847 | t3_2xzcsz | t5_2to41 | 7 | bbypenguin: TIFU by taking my dad to the airport.
This happened a few days ago but I just got around to posting it.
This started when I offered to have me and my boyfriend take my dad to the airport for his trip back to see his mom. We let my younger brother ride with us for the trip to say bye to my dad. I had my bo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425525530 | 1425590837 | t3_2xze74 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Tacoslim: TIFU By Accidentally Inferring To My Boss That he Should Kill Himself
So at work we have this long narrow storage room that everyone despises going into. This morning my boss walks by me and says
"Ah I gotta go into that bloody storage room again!" you know to make small talk while he walks by, so I thought... | 4 | 18 | |
1425525788 | 1425531307 | t3_2xzepq | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU and accidentally saw my employee's wife in the nude..
TIFU when.... I ordered a new iPhone for a new employee. Took a phone line that I thought was suspended on our account, transferred it to the new phone, maybe 10 minutes goes by then I get a nudie pic of some fat lady... So I quickly call myself from... | 7 | 17.714286 | |
1425529212 | 1425532394 | t3_2xzlb5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Skynet_0: TIFU by giving my friend a crush's number
So, obligatory disclaimer: last Friday, not today. Needed to process everything that happened.
So, I have a crush on a really hot and smart girl (Call her K). I've known her / been friends with her for about 3 years now, and I've been trying to work up the nerve to... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425530248 | 1425553464 | t3_2xzn59 | t5_2to41 | 16 | rustyshaqelford: TIFU by staring at a girl.
Here goes my first post! It's pretty mild, but I felt like sharing. Anyways, this happened a few weeks ago...
I brought my homework to study hall and realized I forgot something. After my teacher gave me permission to leave, I started to walk back to my locker. Now, the bell... | 4 | 4 | |
1425529383 | 1425532594 | t3_2xzlmc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend copy my report
Like most TIFU posts this did not happen today. This happened about 2 months ago and everytime I think about it I just want to kick my friend in his face.
First of all I finished my report the day before so I went to school early and I realised my friend was still st... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425531986 | 1425595307 | t3_2xzq5o | t5_2to41 | 187 | pancakewedding: TIFU by bragging about pancakes
*Mandatory "this happened about a year ago" disclaimer.*
So I woke up one morning and made some killer pancakes. Now when I say killer, I mean just purely outstanding and decadent pancakes. Pancakes so good they could solve the middle east disputes. Now that you unde... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1425530319 | 1425587775 | t3_2xzn9i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking gambling wasn't addicting
I still don't know if gambling is really addicting but I do know losing really fucking sucks. As a side note I've never posted anything before but always read this site so when this happened to me I created an account because I need to get this off my chest. I'm a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425532213 | 1425575801 | t3_2xzqkm | t5_2to41 | 844 | [deleted]: Update: TIFU cute kingdom Hearts cashier.
So I finally went back to just go pick up some stuff. And I enter the automatic doors and guess who's at the mother fucking front cashier, you guessed it's cute cashier girl. So at this point I have no intentions of speaking to her and I rial up the stuff I wanted t... | 9 | 93.777778 | |
1425533330 | 1425543551 | t3_2xzsc3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Trias171: TIFU by unintentionally shopping for myself in a women only clothing store.
*Background:Male, 20, 100% straight, Single, wear slightly metro sexual clothing. (all relevant)*
Literally half an hour ago: During my lunch break I usually kill time by wandering through the city, bit of window shopping etc. Today ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425535810 | 1425552341 | t3_2xzw8f | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the opportunity I've been waiting for for years.
Well this happened about 10 minutes ago. So there's this girl I know, she's funny, nice, amazing body, a 10/10. And there's me, a beta, 6/10 at best. I met this girl like 2 years ago, liked her since the first day. And for the past couple mont... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1425535736 | 1425547357 | t3_2xzw4j | t5_2to41 | 19 | oblivion5683: TIFU by letting a girl have my username.
Actually happened like 4 minutes ago.
so im kindve sortve dating this girl, and me, her, and all my friends have a facebook chat we all use. at one point as a sign of friendship all my friends and me exchanged reddit usernames because why not and so my friend got... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1425535793 | 1425537691 | t3_2xzw7e | t5_2to41 | 1 | thearistedes: TIFU by asking a nursing mother how her breast milk tasted
Okay so, context is important here. I work at a restaurant thats kind of a hybrid between fast food and sit-down. Its definitely not fine dining, but its also no McDonalds. I'd been working there for like two years so I'm kind of set in my ways an... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425535642 | 1425540009 | t3_2xzvzd | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheSilliestG00se: TIFU by leaving the auto word thing on my laptop on.
This was today and i'll keep it short. I didn't look at the last few words it used to finish my paragraph because i figured it was a simple thing it would get right. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness was what i was going for. My computer d... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425538927 | 1425587832 | t3_2y00ke | t5_2to41 | 3,533 | Rad-Mage: TIFU By thinking a girl was calling me to come have sex...
So this happened just today.
I work at a Dominos pizza, and right across the street is this Dairy queen, and I've been trading pizza for dairy queen stuff with this really cute black haired girl for a bit. I built up the courage and asked for her num... | 22 | 160.590909 | |
1425539465 | 1425544236 | t3_2y019d | t5_2to41 | 17 | leather_interior: TIFU by ordering gifts on Amazon.Com
This is mildly amusing I suppose, but UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING. So here I go...
Little bit of background: I am a service member who has lived all over the world in the last few years and I don't get to see my young nephews and niece too often and whenever I do I love... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1425538115 | 1425543642 | t3_2xzzig | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning my cat's litterbox.
She took a piss on my fucking briefcase. I was at a conference last night, and I was too tired to clean her litterbox. Now I don't have another briefcase, it reeks of cat piss, some papers are soaked, and I have to leave to work soon. This is seriously fucked up. My c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425542064 | 1425619792 | t3_2y04bn | t5_2to41 | 545 | Kryyses: TIFU by picking the slowest gas pump
This is probably mild as far as fuck ups go.
Today, I went to work dressed up pretty nice. I work at a financial institution and have to wear business casual. I decided to wear a suit and tie today that my girlfriend bought me because I was feeling pretty good about myself... | 7 | 77.857143 | |
1425546872 | 1425831626 | t3_2y091h | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sasha2697: TIFU making my girlfriend self-conscious
My girlfriend and I of almost 3 months (both 17) have only recently started to become sexually intimate; she gave me my first blowjob a couple of days ago. It started off very well, but I couldn't achieve an orgasm after 15 minutes, and I was some pain afterward for a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425545724 | 1425573489 | t3_2y07yc | t5_2to41 | 7 | tehJimsta: TIFU by wanting to go home for break
So my college has like this little mini break thing (beginning last class on wednesday lasting until monday) and I really wanted to go back home about 360 miles south for this break, everyone had been talking about snow coming in, but I assumed it would be coming from the... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425548662 | 1425580880 | t3_2y0ash | t5_2to41 | 1,382 | JMCross: TIFU by writing a suicide note in an online game.
Where do I begin. Back in 2006-2007 I used to play an MMORPG known as "Runescape". And during my time, I've always wanted to find ways to get ahead quickly, without the meaningless grinding. Found out about a common scam where people would create a new account ... | 12 | 115.166667 |
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