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1425551766 | 1425561174 | t3_2y0dj0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | rusty99man: TIFU by going to the dentist while high
So it was a boring day at home, I had skipped school to play videogames because none of friends wanted to skip today. Anyway, my family was about an hour from getting home from their daily lives so I decided to get a bit faded before they got home. I did one bowl from... | 3 | 1 | |
1425545642 | 1427913962 | t3_2y07vj | t5_2to41 | 15 | JLan21: TIFU by causing thousands of dollars worth of damage to my dad's new lease.
First time Reddit poster, I hope the ensuing tale of stupidity brings some joy to whomever might read it. This happened just over 4 hours ago.
I play basketball Wednesday nights with some friends at a local church that happens to have... | 3 | 5 | |
1425554752 | 1425556586 | t3_2y0gf5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | bmiller71991: TIFU by not eating lunch
So we've got a new intern at work , she's kind of a babe and we've spoken a few times but nothing major .
so she sits behind me in this 6 person cube and since there's 4 other people in the "cube" we're never really alone.
Well today we had a pretty big staff meeting and they ... | 3 | 5 | |
1425550753 | 1425556180 | t3_2y0cig | t5_2to41 | 22 | pikachu_reverse: TIFU by pranking my buddy
TIFU, yes today just 15 minutes ago, my buddy and me are asians and attend a university that is known to be extremely competitive. We come up with ways to prank each other(usually just me, hes the more mature one).
I know he was afraid of dolls so my prank today was to chang... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425557950 | 1425672872 | t3_2y0jsl | t5_2to41 | 1,277 | PurgedByFire: TIFU By Having A Lazy Group Partner
Obligatory this happened around two years ago.
So Im in my senior year of high school, and we were assigned to complete a project on a genocide that we were assigned to. My group was 2 chicks and a dude, and they all did nothing. We got assigned the Kurdish genocide, p... | 8 | 159.625 | |
1425561602 | 1425587472 | t3_2y0oan | t5_2to41 | 17 | Abecerra95: TIFU By not listening to the weather warnings.
Before I start on telling you guys on how my life has suddenly taken a down spiral I want you to know this will be long.Also all of these events just happened a few hours ago as well.
Yesterday, (Wednesday 4,2015) it was a bright 75 degrees weather in good old ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425562858 | 1425613970 | t3_2y0q3z | t5_2to41 | 67 | PissedThrowaway0305: TIFU by blowing up at my supervisor
So made a throwaway just for this. So I've been working as a Security Officer for the past two and a half years. I work the overnight shift from 11pm-7am. Shitty work hours but I get 40 hr per week. Well at my post there are only two of us, me and my supervisor. ... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1425562940 | 1425585590 | t3_2y0q8w | t5_2to41 | 61 | Antzlive: TIFU by spilling hot coffee on my balls
Have an afternoon lab session, decided to make a cup of coffee to get me through it. Spilt said cup of coffee directly on my balls. Have to clean my trousers, the walls, and probably do something about my balls.
downvotemeufags: The #1 doctor recommended solution would ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1425565284 | 1425596367 | t3_2y0u0v | t5_2to41 | 13 | thirteenreasonswhy: tifu by losing the love of my life
Tifu by letting go of the person who meant the world to me. A bit of a backstory, I had been in a wonderful relationship with this guy for over year it was almost two years well call him "chris" for all purposes. I love him more then anything but, as always I mess ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1425566457 | 1425579677 | t3_2y0vzv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by brushing my teeth with hair removal cream
This happened just before bed I was feeling sleepy and grabbed A tube that looked like toothpaste but to my surprise I shoved a brush full of my gf's hair removal cream in my mouth with her laughing at me for hours and me struggling to get the foul taste out ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425566044 | 1425576483 | t3_2y0v9k | t5_2to41 | 26 | Dr-Robotnik: TIFU by going to work half sleep in auto-pilot mode.
And now, here I am, sitting at my desk with a hole in my pants large enough I might as well not even be wearing any. I'm not wearing interesting boxers either.
captchyanotapassword: For the love of god, why haven't you thrown those pants away already??... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1425566982 | 1425582779 | t3_2y0wxg | t5_2to41 | 9 | nerdiqueen: Tifu and lost my safety deposit on my apartment
TIFU. I was cleaning out my corn snakes cage while listening to a podcast. Normally I take the lid off and put it along with the heating lamp on the floor. Well, the lamp is normally cooler than today because 1)I usually clean his cage at night when it's been ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1425568427 | 1425568955 | t3_2y0zpz | t5_2to41 | 7 | DagetAwayMaN421: TIFU by leaving a nice video game collection on the plane...
Some background. So I was going to California a few weeks back and wanted to take some DS and 3DS games to play on the trip there. I snagged one of [these](https://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/44002.do) from Club Nintendo and happily f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425567612 | 1425647634 | t3_2y0y36 | t5_2to41 | 858 | Flantastic82: TIFU By not being able to identify a ureathra.
This happened a few years back before I was aware of reddit but I figured it belonged here.
I was a first year nursing student and got the opportunity to put in a catheter on an older female patient. Wanting to learn all I could about nursing I jumped at ... | 8 | 107.25 | |
1425569503 | 1425571980 | t3_2y11um | t5_2to41 | 24 | tmntnut: TIFU By signing Happy Birthday! in a card meant to be a condolences card.
Yeah, so this FU literally just happened, i'll keep it real short. I work in a call center and was on a call, co-worker approaches with what I thought was a birthday card and a pen. Being pre-occupied I grab the card, write Happy Birthda... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1425569840 | 1425583429 | t3_2y12j1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | syncro12345: TIFU my girlfriend cheated on me
webbbhead: I don't see where you fucked up here?............ Sorry that happened tho
thematabot: Maybe he didn't fuck up really. Maybe he did by going to toronto? Maybe he just needs a place to vent. Sucks either way.
webbbhead: Maybe, I don't see how any of this was your ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425569947 | 1425637215 | t3_2y12ra | t5_2to41 | 308 | hivthrowaway12: TIFU by accidentally sharing with my office that I have HIV
This just happened, I can still feel my heart pounding.
So I've had HIV for about a year now, I'm as happy as I was before, and not letting it bring me down. I recently broke up with my ex for unrelated reasons and have started dating a girl ... | 16 | 19.25 | |
1425570911 | 1425683905 | t3_2y14pt | t5_2to41 | 55 | two_inthepink: TIFU by proposing
So it's New Years Eve, two months ago, and I decide it's time to pop the question to my lovely girlfriend. The fuck up doesn't happen between her and I, it happens with the guy who I asked ever so nicely if he would record me surprising her.
I surprised her that morning by telli... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1425570229 | 1428357579 | t3_2y13c4 | t5_2to41 | 5,086 | brochill111: TIFU by helping a girl with her self confidence
So, like most, this didn't happen today. Or Yesterday. Not even this year.
In 2010 it was the second quarter of my freshman year of college. It was a pretty typical friday night: I found myself playing beer pong with a person I didn't know and I house I'd ne... | 12 | 423.833333 | |
1425569914 | 1425585506 | t3_2y12op | t5_2to41 | 265 | kvs17: TIFU by going to a friends birthday party. Home invasion is no accident.
So, I went to my buddies place to have a few drinks for his birthday. The entrance to his place in the back of the complex where the backyard's are. I parked my car and walked over his place and saw a Mitsubishi in his driveway (he owns a b... | 4 | 66.25 | |
1425573178 | 1425575966 | t3_2y19qv | t5_2to41 | 20 | Storpai: TIFU by making a girl in class cry
This actually happened today, and I'm still cringing...
I am a bit awkward of person; I often say things that I shouldn't, and today was one of those days.
Last fall I started on a new school, and from the beginning of the semester, we made a group that work together with ho... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1425572749 | 1425610163 | t3_2y18sq | t5_2to41 | 28 | Spookies_: TIFU: Browsing /r/forwardsfromgrandma on school wifi
Backround: Highschool junior. This story takes place at lunch yesterday (I'm curretly writing from lunch.). The way my schools wifi works is to access the internet you first have to sign in with your student ID. I go to a pretty small highschool, so its ea... | 16 | 1.75 | |
1425573596 | 1425587897 | t3_2y1amx | t5_2to41 | 19 | Phisthrow: Tifu by thinking a girl was trying to fuck with me
Sophomore year of high school. I was a goofy looking skinny kid not anorexic level skinny tho. I had a crush on this girl she was Arab. fairly certain she was born in one of those countries and moved to the us for what ever reason. I assumed this due to her ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1425574213 | 1425603426 | t3_2y1c1i | t5_2to41 | 8 | applecheesedoodle: TIFU by falling asleep at work
So a few weeks back, I wa working my normal 9-5 job using a hand-crank machine to punch holes in plastic containers.
This thing can cut through a quarter in of plastic no problem, hell, I've seen it cut other metals before, all hand powered.
After working a long shif... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425568705 | 1425612178 | t3_2y10a1 | t5_2to41 | 80 | XIGRIMxREAPERIX: TIFU by asking if someone was bored
This happened about an hour ago.
I was walking into work and saw a co-worker that I joke around with leaving. I walk up to him and make a joke with a big ass smile on face, "Bored of us already or are you just heading to the "model shop" ?" (The model shop is an ins... | 5 | 16 | |
1425575751 | 1425587380 | t3_2y1fmy | t5_2to41 | 24 | BoomBlasted: TIFU by buying a headset, without looking it up first.
So, I decided to buy a pair a headsets today. Went to the store, took a quick look around. I don't know a whole lot about headsets, and was dumb enough to grab a pair that just looked nice. So, I bought a pair of Razer Kraken.. yeah. How can a pair, wi... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1425576793 | 1425590612 | t3_2y1i0w | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was home alone all day
This TIFU happened three days ago.
**A little background:**
I'm a 19 year old girl in college, I have two younger brothers who are 12 and 11, and my Spring Break just started last weekend.
**Story Time:**
So, three days ago it was Monday and everyone wa... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1425575940 | 1425584810 | t3_2y1g2c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By being friends with a sociopath
This story has been going on for more than four years, and I tried to write it from an unbiased perspective so you don't know exactly know which character I am, or if I am just a narrator.
I am posting this from a throwaway account as we are about to talk about a true... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425577160 | 1425619456 | t3_2y1iud | t5_2to41 | 716 | Limpinator: TIFU By pretending I had a bazooka
This happened a few hours ago and I still feel terrible for what happened..
So, every morning I go to the gym I always take my martial arts equipment with me. One of those pieces of equipment are 2 bo-staffs that are concealed in a massive case. So as I was walking out of... | 5 | 143.2 | |
1425576825 | 1425609859 | t3_2y1i3m | t5_2to41 | 148 | thread_killer: TIFU By fat fingering
I do graphics. I was making a customer requested revision to a product code. I fat fingered a 3 to a 2. Customer approves it. Not a huge deal. Except I've been up for a promotion...and my boss's boss is here....and it got plated and sent to press.....and cost us around $2500.
... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1425577567 | 1425693557 | t3_2y1jpi | t5_2to41 | 1,008 | NXSection31: TIFU by getting OUT of the friendzone
BeardedBatsard: > You may be thinking "this is where he fucked up; he's still in a relationship."
You are right, I am thinking that. I feel bad for the two SO's in this story. I've been on that side of things, where I had what seemed to be a really great relatio... | 10 | 100.8 | |
1425577812 | 1425582961 | t3_2y1kaj | t5_2to41 | 27 | GiapTee: TIFU by playing real life GTA/Fast&Furious
I'm just an ordinary guy of the age of 19.
One of my friends just reached 18th and we decided to celebrate it at the club. Being an ordinary guy, I've never ever been to a club before… but oh well.
Everything went well at the club, but it closes at 3am. So my f... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1425575171 | 1425659441 | t3_2y1e9i | t5_2to41 | 34 | kevinkit: TIFU by thinking a teacher was an upperclassman
Here's some background. As you know, some upperclassmen like to joke around. Well, after a couple of encounters earlier today with pranky uppers, combined with braces tightened yesterday, I wasn't in the grandest of moods. It all went wrong near the end of the d... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1425577746 | 1425580385 | t3_2y1k41 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Conner-aligor: Tifu by being a bad person
I was working o a project and I don't deal with anyone that just wants attention very well anyways to the fuck up I was doing the project and some girl I don't know walked up to me and just put of the blue said "I'm sad" with out looking away from the computer I say "ok go be s... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1425579076 | 1425586687 | t3_2y1mzx | t5_2to41 | 65 | Shownuts: TIFU by using speech to text
TIFU by using speech to text for messaging.
Normally I do not travel for my company, today was a special occasion. I decided to be a decent driver and not text and drive.
However, I did decide to use speech recognition to send a text to my boss that the meeting went well.
Wh... | 5 | 13 | |
1425579264 | 1425580056 | t3_2y1ndx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed.
This literally just happened.
I decided to smoke a bowl because my friend just gave me a free gram. I don't want to bother anyone so i open my window to blow all the smoke out. But Im an idiot. I barely get to smoke so when i do smoke, i drool like a dog. I went to go blow smoke out th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425580067 | 1425583214 | t3_2y1p7m | t5_2to41 | 25 | KeenyMcG: TIFU by donating blood.
This actually happened yesterday, but I was so traumatized I couldn't do anything substantial for the rest of the day.
To preface this: Needles scare the hell out of me. In 4th grade I had to get my appendix removed, and the doctors said that my veins were very small and practically r... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1425580877 | 1425591114 | t3_2y1r3g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a guy for taking the elevator
I live in a co-ed dorm, where boys are on the first and second floor, girls on the top floors. Today I went to get on the elevator, and a guy got on with me. Jokingly, I said to him "What, stairs too much for you today?" because he could only have one fligh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425582418 | 1425748536 | t3_2y1um2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | jackgraceling: TIFU by bringing up the friend zone. Advice/input welcome!!!
First let me say, yes girls can get friend zoned too!!!!
I work at a restaurant with a guy who's around the same age ad me. We're both 20. I didn't see him as something that could be more as a friend until a few months ago.
It started in A... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1425582743 | 1425587107 | t3_2y1vay | t5_2to41 | 82 | AdamW-AdamD: TIFU by telling an abortion joke in front of an extremist Christian
This happened a few hours ago, so here it is.
I'd read a certain joke on /r/jokes to do with abortion. It went something along the lines of "Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
So I went around all my... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1425583045 | 1425617568 | t3_2y1vz6 | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by staring at a girl's arse with an audience
So I'm a dumb-ass teenager and when I see a cracking arse, I can't help myself but to look. But in this instance I look to see that my friend was also checking out the same butt. We give each other a knowing smile and I quite blatantly put my hand on his shou... | 8 | 25.25 | |
1425582104 | 1425585734 | t3_2y1twp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Chewing on a Caffeine Pill
This was earlier day and I bought these caffeine pills because I wanted to try them so I wouldn't need to sip coffee all day. This was my first time taking them and the packaging didn't say weather to talk with water or chew. So I thought "I'll just try and chew these bad b... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425583585 | 1425588576 | t3_2y1x9o | t5_2to41 | 12 | RobotGangster: Tifu by killing the wrong cat
I was driving to see a movie and as I'm driving a cat runs across the road and I can't avoid it. So I feel the car hit this cat, and it makes a yowling sound which is promptly cut off. So fearing the worst I get out and see this cat lying on the pavement, still writhing, so ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1425584912 | 1425647411 | t3_2y20cc | t5_2to41 | 82 | gamer8712: TIFU by being not having common sense at a strip club.
So this happened maybe a year or so ago. I should start off by saying I am captain oblivious and I have often experiences where common sense just does not wish to visit. This was one of those nights.
I was at a local strip club with my buds and this par... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1425585002 | 1425588016 | t3_2y20jw | t5_2to41 | 4 | nordique13: TIFU by accidentally texting something gross to my sister.
I usually do her taxes for her but just now she sent me a text saying she is going to be a grownup this year and do them herself, and is there anything she should know.
I sent back this reply: I use a program called gunutax for yours. It’s free, y... | 4 | 1 | |
1425576695 | 1425588964 | t3_2y1hu4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | 0beronice: TIFU by talking about Bailey Jay at work
This happened less than 5 minutes ago.
I work in the south as an engineer, so my coworkers are pretty conservative but they cut-up a lot and joke around. Somehow the conversation turned to trans people when someone joked about watching porn and it turns out the girl ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1425584502 | 1425633782 | t3_2y1zdw | t5_2to41 | 74 | TheRubberChicken: TIFU By thinking that the elevator was safe
So I was walking back to my apartment building this afternoon having no clue that in just a few short minutes, things were going to get weird.
I'm about two minutes away from the building's front door when I start to feel the tubes below my stomach begin to... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1425587177 | 1425588410 | t3_2y25j4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | dczwart: TIFU by snapchatting infront of a psycho.
Recently, I was at a friend's place and we were pre-drinking before going to the bar. My good friends were there, along with some 'fringe friends' and one girl I have never met before. There were about 10 of us guys and 2 girls, including this friend group noob.
Now, ... | 3 | 4 | |
1425587275 | 1425655523 | t3_2y25rh | t5_2to41 | 23 | Engvar: TIFU by commenting on a front page post.
One of the supervisors just clocked in, greeted me by my username, and walked away. Apparently he saw my reply to someone who claimed to live in our area. Checked my profile and saw I posted to /r/blacksmith. Not exactly a common hobby.
2+2=Engvar
Commence damage cont... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1425588815 | 1425606594 | t3_2y299g | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in class
elfa82: Hi Repolse, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by farting in class*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RULE 3:** Bodily discharge and posts centered around sexual content are r... | 8 | 4 | |
1425587499 | 1425593232 | t3_2y2692 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Youarenotperfect: TIFU by trying to be a wingman for a friend.
This fuck up happened yesterday, but happened on 2 separate days....
First I would like to give some background info on the 2 other people invovled in this story. My that I was trying help out friend lets call him John. And the person I tried to hook him ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425587088 | 1425771107 | t3_2y25bs | t5_2to41 | 3,835 | Whimsical_ilk: TIFU by answering an unknown number with "Yo, yo, yo, who dis is?"
Turns out it was a recruiter from a company I recently sent my resume to. After a long pause, he said "whimsical_ilk?" and when I started talking normally, he introduced himself. I apologized, then he started laughing and said "That's OK... | 10 | 383.5 | |
1425589867 | 1425595055 | t3_2y2brm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling Africa a poor ass country
**CONTEXT**: My geography class was making projects about Africa, and mine was about ebola.
When I was making my project, I was under heavy stress, so I started writing really sarcastic comments to vent frustration. Also, I forgot to proof-read. It wouldn't be a pro... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1425589857 | 1425859142 | t3_2y2bqw | t5_2to41 | 204 | ObnoxiousFengaPapit: TIFU my chance with a gorgeous bridesmaid..
So about a week ago I was at my friend's wedding when I noticed a very beautiful bridesmaid standing across the room from me. I had seen her a couple times throughout the busy week, but this time I really noticed her beauty. Anyway, the ceremony had just ... | 9 | 22.666667 | |
1425587933 | 1425618112 | t3_2y279g | t5_2to41 | 8 | wtf_do_i_do_guys: TIFU Kroger style.
Ok backstory to this and if you work at a retail store with a bottle and can recycle center you know what I'm talking about. When you take your cans or bottles back they go in these black bins that workers have to change and sometimes stack on top of each other. Well I'm one of thos... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1425590245 | 1425615838 | t3_2y2cmf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by installing a Freshmatic automatic spray on the wall above my cat's litter box
The "T" in my TIFU stands for Tuesday, not today. I had the "genius" idea of buying one of those automatic sprays and installing it on the basement bathroom wall a few feet above my cat's litter box.
It was all the way up ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1425591366 | 1425591488 | t3_2y2fa4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | JustJamesFranco: TIFU by being James Franco
TIFU. Usually I fuck up by posting a questionable image of myself. Not today though, today reddit has made me feel like a fuck up. I'm at LaGuardia Airport and am already have a pretty shitty day. Flights are cancelled/delayed my schedule is already a day behind and here I am... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425591374 | 1425591902 | t3_2y2fav | t5_2to41 | 118 | choifish: TIFU by leaving my laptop unlocked and alone right before a class on computer security.
FRESH_TWAAAATS: /u/choifish will notice in about 5 minutes, figure out where he left it in about 30, and come to realize how gd lucky he is in about 45.
Arknave: It's been 5 minutes yet and he hasn't noticed }:-) Probably... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1425580231 | 1425597867 | t3_2y1plk | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheEdReilly: TIFU by going to r/HouseOfCards... (No Spoilers)
Today I was discussing season three with my manager as we both love the show and wanted to catch up on where we both were in the season. She just finished last night and mentioned that the ending was a little underwhelming as a season finale but it worked as... | 4 | 1 | |
1425591929 | 1425698279 | t3_2y2gk2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Kyleforshort: TIFU by letting a "friend" borrow money, while having the time of my life.
This actually occurred a little over a month ago, but is somewhat ongoing as I have not received the money I lent this bastard, but we will get to that soon enough.
For privacy's sake, we will call him "Jimmy", even though he ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425592327 | 1425592898 | t3_2y2hib | t5_2to41 | 3 | Decsi: TIFU by makeing a sandwich
Well this is not so recent but, wtf.
When I was 14 my parents were out shooping, so I decided to grab a bite. I had ham, cheese, pickles, life was good... until ,like a retard, I choose to use the big knife (the blade was about 25 cm).
Long story short, I droped the knife, which mad... | 3 | 1 | |
1425592811 | 1425605790 | t3_2y2in0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheBeardMaestro: TIFU by dropping the soap
so i'm having a pretty normal shower, and i'm cleaning my pits with a new bar of soap. stupidly, i drop it, and i have a bit of a giggle to my self (im not that immature, but i was alone in the shower having pretty odd shower thoughts - cut me some slack).
as i bend my knees ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425593362 | 1425600163 | t3_2y2jxm | t5_2to41 | 14 | DRJT: TIFU by buying my fiancée a video game
So, my fiancée is a third year university student who is in the middle of writing her final dissertation. It's this week she has been insanely stressed out and panicking about her degree. So, to ease her off the stress, I bought her a game she has been wanting to play for mo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1425594287 | 1425600147 | t3_2y2m04 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving the hair on my butt
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all.tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble sh-itting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425593538 | 1425595445 | t3_2y2kca | t5_2to41 | 5 | idkanyusername: TIFU because I was trying to relieve some stress
TL;DR- Never shoot a BB gun in the house
I'm a 21 year old broke college student and I was stressed from everything I was doing, and what I needed to do. Decided to take a mental break and shoot the BB gun.
AND... http://i.imgur.com/RXiMRn7.jpg
http... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425594304 | 1425689684 | t3_2y2m1i | t5_2to41 | 14 | thebestimpressions: TIFU By Getting Way Too High
This happened yesterday, but because of my state at the time, there was no way I was posting this right after it happened. Additionally, throwaway for some pretty obvious reasons.
Last week, I met this really cool girl that goes to a school very close to mine. We've bee... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425593752 | 1425596754 | t3_2y2kte | t5_2to41 | 4 | u9yhh6: TIFU by being an emotional support while drunk
This happened a while ago. I had my friends with benefits at the time come over to drink lots of wine and have some fun. She's a really confident and outgoing person. After we each finish a bottle, the conversation gets really dark, and soon she was telling me abou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425594882 | 1425595644 | t3_2y2n7y | t5_2to41 | 5 | nztraveller: TIFU by not knowing how my phone works
Did you know that the volume buttons on an iPhone takes a picture? Well I do now!
I was in the waiting room at my orthodontist which I seem to always wait forever for. So I take out my phone and start messing around. When I remember that I took some video of my son ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425594578 | 1425602161 | t3_2y2mlr | t5_2to41 | 3 | FireFight: TIFU by hitting on a girl on Facebook whilst drunk
I have a bit of a crush on a girl that lives on campus. It was the end of the first week of University and as students do, we drink at the bar. I get very drunk, have a bit of small talk with her, play my saxophone, and end up going back to my room alone.
I... | 3 | 1 | |
1425595833 | 1425604270 | t3_2y2paa | t5_2to41 | 18 | simimax: TIFU by telling a girl I have self confidence issues.
The fuck up was yesterday, didn't type it up until today.
So I like this girl, call her A. She's not super social, but is friends with a couple of people. She's very smart and very determined to do whatever it is she sets out to do, and will not change cou... | 3 | 6 | |
1425597463 | 1425607721 | t3_2y2sqr | t5_2to41 | 9 | m40a3hunter: TIFU by going to a strip club during a road trip
So a few years back I went on a road rally raising money for a charity. It went through atleast 7 states maybe more (I'm not pulling up the map to count). Anyway at every hotel we stayed at for the night we would have a party. So between fuel, food and booze... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425596869 | 1425667803 | t3_2y2riw | t5_2to41 | 6,416 | tifuinownhome: TIFU by walking into my own home NSFW
So, a little backstory:
I live in a nice neighborhood where all of the families are fucked up, husbands drink and cheat on wives, wives pop xanax and cheat on husbands, children become entitled and everybody pretty much hates eachother.. Typical Suburban neighbor... | 13 | 493.538462 | |
1425598178 | 1425668304 | t3_2y2ubv | t5_2to41 | 4 | peernuli: Tifu by getting drunk at noon for a boy I like
So this semester I have a new class & I met a boy who is on the last classes of my major, at first I thought he was gay (nothing against gays, I like girls too), but them we had a project together and I start to really like him, adding him on Facebook and tal... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1425573376 | 1425600078 | t3_2y1a64 | t5_2to41 | 3 | WigglyWastebin: TIFU By Shoveling Snow for an Old Lady
We had about 6 inches of snow coming our way Tuesday and I was annoyed that I would have to wake up at 4am in the morning to clear off the drive way and clean my car that would be covered in snow.
2pm Monday, the snow starts. When there was a inch of snow of the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425598780 | 1425704959 | t3_2y2vkk | t5_2to41 | 58 | CrimsonDarkness: TIFU by confirming my mothers suspicion that I am well endowed (NSFW)
I have been dating a girl for over a year and my mother finally catches us doing the dirty. She didnt see anything but she came home while we are mid session so the usually Ohfuck.jpg and scrambling to get clothes on etc. Anyways she... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1425599053 | 1425613906 | t3_2y2w54 | t5_2to41 | 14 | trebor7x07: TIFU by letting my girlfriend use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I've been contemplating posting this story for awhile now, it happened years back but the sequence of events are still vividly stuck in my mind.
I had been dating Skyler for a year now and over the summer we broke up after she transferred t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425599333 | 1425600919 | t3_2y2wqx | t5_2to41 | 5 | MustyTheHamster: TIFU by shoving a handfull of shaving cream in my crush's mouth
So my sad story begins when I was back in my awkward high school stage trying to impress every girl I could. I don't know why but I was always the type of guy that would just mess with girls to get their attention; most of the time it jus... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425599584 | 1425675920 | t3_2y2x9q | t5_2to41 | 149 | thraw5566: TIFU By helping a little girl after a playground accident
During lunch today on recess from jury duty I went to a nearby McDonald's to eat since it was within walking distance. It's was a larger franchise with a Play Place. I generally prefer to eat in those areas during school hours since they tend to be re... | 10 | 14.9 | |
1425599891 | 1425601363 | t3_2y2xx8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an attorney's crab
So today I had pretty long day in attorney's office I am working at. You know, there are 2 types of people out there - the ones, when getting tired, are getting really easily annoyed and moody and the ones that are starting to act like drunk, stupid and annoying. I am the se... | 3 | 2 | |
1425600420 | 1425606542 | t3_2y2z28 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my exam results while high
Im in my finale year of University and had exams back in January, I came out of the exams feeling pretty confident about the results.
Fast foward to a few weeks ago and me and some friends decide to celebrate and in some cases mourn our exam results by getting hi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425600637 | 1425617537 | t3_2y2zhh | t5_2to41 | 10 | hugesmurfboner: TIFU By sending a girl a dickbutt
This just happened, and I feel really embarrassed.
I've been talking to a girl I've known for a while on snapchat today. We've been going back and forth, and the last few got sort of flirty. She sent me something, and then I noticed a dickbutt on a website I was at. M... | 5 | 2 | |
1425600919 | 1425606741 | t3_2y3035 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shadix37: TIFU by accidentally giving a kid a face full of snow
This happened moments ago as I was helping my buddy find his car buried under the 8 inches of snow that was delivered to us by an angry god today. As he brushes off the car, I was given the honor of shoveling everything around the it. Alright, I can do thi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425600093 | 1425605323 | t3_2y2ycl | t5_2to41 | 7 | Khill23: TIFU: by not realizing who was is the room.
So this literally happened 5 minutes ago, I'm still kicking myself. So I worked in a oil field shop, have my own office and every once in a awhile I see the new hires getting orientation done and we don't often have many women hired here and if they do they're often ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425599671 | 1425679011 | t3_2y2xg3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | funkymann: TIFU by learning about Trypophobia
I was messing around on YouTube and saw a video that had this as its thumbnail (warning this picture will make you want to claw your fucking eyes out) http://www.sharenator.com/image/238315/
I watched the video thought it was weird and moved on with my life. I come back to... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425599601 | 1425610021 | t3_2y2xaz | t5_2to41 | 28 | TIFUThrowaway1111: TIFU by messing up an order at a fast food restaurant.
Throwaway because this is fucking embarassing.
So I work(ed) at a fast food restaurant and today was not a good day. There were many orders waiting, and you can probably understand how it's easy to confuse the bags when they're all next to each ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1425601600 | 1425719980 | t3_2y31hh | t5_2to41 | 263 | MarijuanaSmoke: TIFU by giving money by giving money to a homeless guy.
This happened a few weeks ago, but anyways, TIFU. I was walking down the street towards a 7/11 from the hotel I was staying at, I saw a homeless man, and it was pretty cold. He asked if I had spare change. I told him "Normally id toss you a sandwic... | 6 | 43.833333 | |
1425595243 | 1425603812 | t3_2y2nyw | t5_2to41 | 6 | CodeReaper: TIFU by asking for change
I was trading bitcoin for cash and it turns out the cash was fake. Fuck :/
CtFTamp1V03WosAE: Bummer. How much did you lose?
/u/changetip $1
changetip: The Bitcoin tip for 3,603 bits ($0.99) has been collected by *CodeReaper*.
[ChangeTip info](https://www.changetip.com/tip-onli... | 3 | 2 | |
1425590047 | 1425604703 | t3_2y2c64 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Karinole: TIFU by letting the door be left unlocked
So this happened a year ago in my freshman year of college. I wasn't on reddit back then so I didn't think to post it anywhere.
Backstory: At my college you have to live in the dorms freshman year, so I was assigned a room with 3 other guys. For the sake of "privacy... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425602713 | 1425605650 | t3_2y33n4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU because my mom caught me smoking...
So today I packed a bowl in my vaporizer before my mom came home and when she came home she smelled the scent of pot. I told her that I didn't smell anything. Now keep in mind my mom is super conservative and she absolutely HATES pot! So I went out while she took a sh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425603957 | 1425605229 | t3_2y3642 | t5_2to41 | 9 | cupicakexx: TIFU by making my niece believe time travel portals were real.
A little background. My 7-year-old niece frequently stays at my house Friday nights. I pick her up after work at 6pm, and I usually take her out for dinner and sometimes we go shopping. It's about a 30 minute drive away to shops and restauran... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425604359 | 1425604530 | t3_2y36w6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | cuntbagnelson: TIFU by trying to get a happy ending in China.
CharlesRay2x: This story is fucking hilarious - well done OP
cuntbagnelson: Thank you, it's stuck with me in detail for many years.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425601878 | 1425655549 | t3_2y3223 | t5_2to41 | 16 | bzv: TIFU by assuming the door was locked
Just happened. I was in a restaurant and went to take a shit. One person, unisex bathroom. Employee needs to use a code to unlock the door and let you in.
I assumed that was a sufficient lock. For some reason genius me thought the employees would keep track of who was in. Turn... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1425604340 | 1425931942 | t3_2y36uy | t5_2to41 | 2,333 | altaccount1293: TIFU by plugging in my desk and getting fired.
Just got home from being terminated and I'm posting because I can't seem to pick up my jaw from the floor. Using an alt for obvious reasons.
I work at a progressive tech startup company that has a bit over 200 employees across 3 office locations. I've been... | 18 | 129.611111 | |
1425606049 | 1425661564 | t3_2y3a46 | t5_2to41 | 8 | n0p3t: TIFU by giving a homeless man money
This just happened less than an hour ago .
So there i was sitting in traffic on my way to work just like any other day. I have been noticing this homeless guy sitting on the exit ramp for about the last 2 weeks and since i was just sitting there side by side to this guy i fig... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1425606350 | 1425625153 | t3_2y3apb | t5_2to41 | 23 | ThatsGoldJerry_Gold: TIFU I fucked up by asking a customer if they needed a hand with anything.
Like every other TIFU post, this didn't happen today. It was about 5 years ago. I had actually completely forgotten (repressed) this fuck up until today.
I worked in a big stationary/office supply store in Australia. While... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1425605148 | 1425606953 | t3_2y38e6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Auphor_Phaksache: TIFU by having no balance. Maybe NSFW
TIFU. It's never actually is today is it? No. It takes awhile to gather exactly where the fuck up begins and ends. I could easily begin at birth but for the sake of your time I'll begin with when I first started MMA.
.
I don't need to tell you that MMA is a vio... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1425606844 | 1425614181 | t3_2y3blm | t5_2to41 | 189 | ActuallyActuary: TIFU when I ruined a 3 year relationship by answering a text from a number I didn't know and unknowingly tried to get him to cheat.
Okay so this started Monday night but the fuck up didn't happen until today.
A little bit of background information before we start this off. My phone number's area code ... | 8 | 23.625 | |
1425607111 | 1425625717 | t3_2y3bz0 | t5_2to41 | 62 | RobotGangster: TIFU by Giving the Wrong Sample
After having sex for the 7th time, I decided to get an STD check. Just in case... Anyways, I called my neighbor across the street who is 3 years older than me and I told him that I made an appointment to get checked and I asked him what it entailed. He said it wasn't too b... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1425599003 | 1425667260 | t3_2y2w19 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Legendarygains: TIFU by not being a good spotter
Was at the gym today, some guy asked me to spot him and I just finished my superset so I was like wth lets go. The guys puts on 3 plates and he says "my life is in your hands" so at this point im serious and thinking this guy is going to go to failure. He says to lift th... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425608315 | 1425668295 | t3_2y3e7f | t5_2to41 | 61 | Catgurl: TIFU - Still paying for a wedding 3 yrs after the divorce
Noticed when looking into my bank account that there was an odd recurring payment of $250 twice a month being paid to a CapitalOne account. I have no accounts at capital one and no credit cards from the bank so this perplexed me.
Decided to look back ... | 14 | 4.357143 |
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