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1425609713 | 1425653440 | t3_2y3gsj | t5_2to41 | 23 | thatoneweirdo__: TIFU by trusting a friend to recommend an anime . [NSFW]?
So here i was in the morning minding my own biz , when a buddy of mine comes up to me and goes "Hey, thatoneweirdo__ you're getting into anime recently right?" And this was true so i responded "yeah man , got any recomendations?" "Boku no pico ... | 10 | 2.3 | |
1425602488 | 1425768602 | t3_2y337n | t5_2to41 | 5 | mjnousak: TIFU by trying to print some pictures.
So I go out to grocery shop and whatnot, remember I need to print out some pictures. I head back home and grab one of my USBs, upload the file with the pictures on it, and head to the local FedEx Kinkos (affectionately nicknamed Kinky's by many because it's next to a sto... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425612386 | 1425614149 | t3_2y3lwk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by pouring Pepsi into my fruit juice instead of Sprite.
I grabbed a can of pop without looking since we only ever have Sprite, and poured it into my juice. Then I realized it was brown liquid and not clear after I drank some. I almost puked.
vindawg08: Sprite in fruit juice? Do explain which juices and ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425613687 | 1425616674 | t3_2y3obv | t5_2to41 | 40 | MarchionessofMayhem: TIFU by telling an old classmate they were sexy.
You know how they have those stupid things on Facebook, where you choose your birthday or birth month and an initial so you can be Crazy Blue Burrito Pants, or Drunker Than Cooter Brown Elf?
Well, that shit came up on a classmate's wall, take your f... | 5 | 8 | |
1425613753 | 1425622949 | t3_2y3og5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | NotASecurityGuard: TIFU: By having a cupcake.
Disclaimer: This happened ~ 3 months ago.
I was working as a security guard at a large building with many tenant companies. Every year, company Meh has a corporate holiday party. After the party the secretary, call her Ms. WTF, would call up the security desk and tell them... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425612588 | 1425661715 | t3_2y3m9j | t5_2to41 | 115 | Bross745: TIFU by telling my Xbox to "Go Die"
A little background info... I got an Xbox a couple months ago and it came with a kinect. What's really cool (or so I thought) about kinects is that you can command the Xbox with your voice through the Kinect. This means I can use commands for Netflix such as stop or play by... | 5 | 23 | |
1425613576 | 1425910249 | t3_2y3o4q | t5_2to41 | 724 | PM_ME_IM_HORNY: TIFU by crop dusting my boss in our weekly meeting.
TIFU
First, lemme obligatorily preface.
This happened yesterday as every work meeting we have is on a Thursday. (I'm Australian)
Okay, so.
Our weekly meetings are somewhat enjoyable in nature, especially since the Director of the company is a complet... | 10 | 72.4 | |
1425615069 | 1425627349 | t3_2y3qs0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | LinkGrajo13: TIFU by not being lazy and going to work
Winter Storm Thor hit the east coast today. I knew yesterday that chances were likely that I wasn't coming into work. I looked outside last night at midnight and noticed that it's still just rain. I figured I'd just go to sleep and wake up to my boss texting me that... | 3 | 5 | |
1425615614 | 1425615971 | t3_2y3rq8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | tifualt: TIFU by using baby wipes
this was a few weeks ago when I was home alone. I had to take a massive shit and went into the bathroom and started to poo, I then realized there was no more toilet paper and being the lazy ass I am I just used the baby wipes, but these weren't normal baby wipes. They were really wet s... | 3 | 1 | |
1425615908 | 1425690178 | t3_2y3s80 | t5_2to41 | 3 | KomieKazi: TIFU By unknowingly ending my best friend's public school rep, as well as his relationship with his mum.
So this happened about three years ago
Me and my friends had gotten together for a night to hang out. We were all 15-16 years old and have very dull lives. Since we all go to different schools we barley ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425618380 | 1425741158 | t3_2y3w8y | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ideservethat: TIFU by making a rape joke that sounded like a legitimate threat.
I have a friend I've known for years, and while neither of us have the hots for each other we're not shy from sexual discussions, mostly just stuff we're interested in and the like.
One weekend after hanging out with her and a group of fri... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1425618956 | 1425675268 | t3_2y3x7s | t5_2to41 | 258 | gongshow26: TIFU by trying to hide a fart in class
This happened about a week ago. During one of my early morning classes at my college, I typically sit in not necessarily the first row but in the first couple of rows right in the center of the class. The classroom size is 75 students but the room itself is not very ... | 4 | 64.5 | |
1425597901 | 1425625598 | t3_2y2tpq | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing that your nose could sun burn
I've only been skiing once, a few years ago and I was told to wear suncream, but knowing how stupid I am... I never usually sun burn so I didn't know you get sunburn on your nose... So I didn't put any suncream on my nose, and I got really bad sunburn on my n... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425616979 | 1425658975 | t3_2y3txg | t5_2to41 | 72 | ProudLandMammal: TIFU by congratulating a coworker on her cancer
TIFU by congratulating a coworker on her cancer. Happened a couple weeks ago.
Backstory: So I work at a large grocery store in the deli department. Every Wednesday, the deli closer has to disassemble and thoroughly clean the meat display case, and it's a... | 4 | 18 | |
1425616108 | 1425649431 | t3_2y3sk4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking "reply all"
So it all started with a math test. Last week, our malicious trigonometry teacher assigned us a practically impossible test of course everyone in the class failed. The following Monday, after seeing how horribly we all did, our teacher (lets call her Ms. C) decided to "reward" us... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1425609999 | 1425622107 | t3_2y3hb9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SoAwkward_: TIFU by letting one go at work.
I work at a custom fabrication shop which only 5 people work at including myself and the HR lady. It's usually pretty a pretty loud place with all of the machines running. I am sometimes pretty hyper at work and I'm often singing, whistling, blurting out movie quotes, just be... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425621485 | 1425691685 | t3_2y40xx | t5_2to41 | 33 | bigblackchalk: Tifu by stepping out of my comfort zone by talking to a popular girl
Yeah this happened last year..
Im that shy guy that gets all nervous whenever im around the popular girls. I finally decided to emerge from my cocoon and become a social butterfly. So i sent this popular girl from my school some complim... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1425620054 | 1425630753 | t3_2y3yxm | t5_2to41 | 18 | SyphiliticMonk: TIFU by mistaking a girl for a boy and ruining her self esteem in the process
So I work at a Chinese take out place as a delivery guy. Between deliveries I answer phones, make bags, etc. and if nothing is happening I sit in this small dining area where there's about 2-3 tables. Nobody ever eats in there... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1425622165 | 1425624161 | t3_2y41wd | t5_2to41 | 2 | Headbanger44: TIFU by trying to trade a Meowth for a shiny Dialga.
So today I was browsing wonder trade on my 3DS and I searched up Dialga Ironically. So after reading that I immediately pressed yes to trade, then it came to my attention that I didn't have a Meowth so I searched for one hastily trading my level 84 Sal... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425622355 | 1425625461 | t3_2y425f | t5_2to41 | 4 | bspringer1997: TIFU by burning incense.....
Like most TIFU's this happened a while ago, last summer to be more specific. I had just moved in with my dad and I haven't lived with him for about 3 years. I moved in with my dad because my mom was moving in with her boyfriend, whom I hate. I used to burn incense all the tim... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425622550 | 1425659967 | t3_2y42fl | t5_2to41 | 21 | teynon1: TIFU By letting a private in the army put out a fire.
Today (some time in 2009), I fucked up by letting a private put out a fire...
I was a 11C in the 82nd Airborne division. On this hot dry day, our platoon of mortars were out training with the M120 120mm mortar system. We were firing a lot of rounds that da... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1425623566 | 1425627011 | t3_2y43r3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting on TIFU
wazapops: You would have gotten much better feedback had you supplied some real detail. Please do not be afraid of reddit, there are tons of good people who can help and not troll, if you only supplied some real detail. Otherwise, were more clueless than you are.
Most of us are her... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425611610 | 1425711457 | t3_2y3kge | t5_2to41 | 12 | lemur_keeper: TIFU by having a cheat day on my diet and then breathing
This happened less than 30 minutes ago.
Today started out as a great day. We have a biggest loser completion at my work and the winner gets about $500 as the prize so I have been working my ass off to lose weight. The people participating weighed ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425621068 | 1425642048 | t3_2y40e8 | t5_2to41 | 92 | jimbo303: TIFU when I came...
steffisaurus: As someone whose been in the online dating pool, I'm sure she's seen much worse. I know I have. Personally, I would have been in hysterics because that's just my humor. I hope she finds it amusing as well!!
Nathaniel2g: Hello! I came...
jvchef: ...sorry about your hair. I... | 4 | 23 | |
1425626230 | 1425626766 | t3_2y470j | t5_2to41 | 9 | meandeer: TIFU by drinking and not remembering getting home
Well this happened today, I had a bad day at class and I don't drink very often. so I guess going to the bar was the first bad decision. It doesn't help that I decided to do so at 3pm. So I went to a local pub and decided to have a few beers after class. T... | 3 | 3 | |
1425626828 | 1425919143 | t3_2y47n9 | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a girl (who I liked) fat
TIFU by:
Background: Well this was 2 months ago in a math class. We had a student teacher, just recently graduated who was still basking in the glory of college life. Like the many other class periods filled with tangents, this one was about his college life as well,... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1425623422 | 1425644940 | t3_2y43km | t5_2to41 | 3 | Arcillgor: TIFU by trusting my brother
So, as with a lot of these, this didn't happen today. Actually, this happened when I was about four years old.
Now, all my life, I've lived in Texas. And if you've lived in Texas before, you know that two things are true: The people aren't the brightest, and holy hell do the summ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425626856 | 1425686740 | t3_2y47o9 | t5_2to41 | 6,359 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling off the treadmill at the gym
I was on the treadmill next to these hot chicks, and I didnt want to look like a bitch so I put the speed faster than I usually do. Well it was too fast and I ended up tripping over my feet and landed very hard. It took me a while to recuperate because I had the w... | 13 | 489.153846 | |
1425629327 | 1425631564 | t3_2y4a5a | t5_2to41 | 17 | your82: TIFU by saying "hey" to my best friend.
Backstory, there was me and this girl, we shall call her J. Her and I were really good friends at work. We got along very well. But a couple of our bosses and her step dad who also works with us doesn't like us being friends. Evidently we are too flirty or something. And ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1425628579 | 1425723047 | t3_2y49d4 | t5_2to41 | 131 | suprized: TIFU by leaving out my hash brownies
I wake up to a phone call from my brother at 9:30 this morning. He tells me to come into his room he needs help, and he sounds very anxious. I stumble half asleep into his room, his lights are off but I can still see how glazed and bloodshot his eyes are, and I can hear ... | 9 | 14.555556 | |
1425631851 | 1425720129 | t3_2y4cko | t5_2to41 | 10 | schmeer_spear: TIFU by going full redneck.
Well... Yesterday I fucked up. I live in podunk Alaska, down at the end of the road somewhere. I swear its a pretty civil place, with just spottings of white trashiness. This is a story of a gloriously stupid\hick moment that I'll in some small way carry with me for the rest o... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425631591 | 1425639621 | t3_2y4cbw | t5_2to41 | 2 | DopeLastname: TIFU by shouting at my mother
r6guy: That's weird. When I realize I've been sleep talking I brush it off and laugh with the person.
DopeLastname: Even I laugh it out most times, but I hit a new lame today so just got frustrated
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1425637646 | 1425711849 | t3_2y4hxh | t5_2to41 | 7 | Johnny_UtahMyLord: TIFU by piss bombing my neighbour
So an hour or so ago I was setting up my shed at the back of my house (facing onto an alley) with two friends of mine (let's call them A and B). So after a little bit of setting up, we sat back on the freshly installed coach to relax for a little when friend A decide... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425634552 | 1425648708 | t3_2y4f35 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by "Killing a man"
TIFU---Well, wasn't exactly today it was about 2 decades ago.
I had an annoying neighbor. You know the one. That kid who was too cool to really be anyone's friend but wanted everyone to be loyal to him...the kind that walked with his chest puffed out and a little swag in his step (mi... | 3 | 10 | |
1425639830 | 1425890036 | t3_2y4juy | t5_2to41 | 2,539 | cuntbagnelson: TIFU by trying to get a happy ending in China.
Circa 2002.
I was living in China for a year or so at the time, studying Chinese, enjoying student life and discovering what the world had to offer.
There was nothing going on this evening and my fellow dorm mates had already gone to bed, I decided I’d go ... | 12 | 211.583333 | |
1425640527 | 1425646506 | t3_2y4kgo | t5_2to41 | 20 | sandmanintraining: TIFU by scaring a mother in surgery
I'm training to work as an anesthesia specialist nurse and today I got to handle a pediatric case for the first time.
The kid was going under generall anesthesia, that usually means that the patient is under so deep that they don't breath on there own. Instead the... | 4 | 5 | |
1425642666 | 1425722709 | t3_2y4mhz | t5_2to41 | 134 | ristole: TIFU by farting near my boyfriend
So I've got an early start this morning and the boyfriend of two years is in bed.
I'm just saying bye to him and saying I will see him later etc, when I let out a little fart (obviously better to do it in your own home than in public). So the smell reaches my nose, and it's b... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1425646285 | 1425648739 | t3_2y4qdk | t5_2to41 | 3 | supremesteven: TIFU by taking a shortcut.
JaysRooted: Why would you throw your bag over the fence?
supremesteven: Easier to jump.
JaysRooted: Couldn't you have put the bag over your shoulder and still jumped?
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1425645785 | 1425672556 | t3_2y4ps4 | t5_2to41 | 446 | HavocStryphe: TIFU by having my wife file my brother-in-law's taxes with T&A Block rather than H&R Block
This is my first submission here. Apparently I don't fuck up often, but when I do...
This happened just last night, but to set the stage we have to go back to yesterday. You see, my wife and I are very happ... | 5 | 89.2 | |
1425648113 | 1425705630 | t3_2y4smq | t5_2to41 | 257 | takatori: TIFU by packing everything in my apartment to move. EVERYTHING. Until Monday, I have no change of clothes. Or coat. Or shoes.
I'm moving to a new house, and took today (Friday) off work to pack & have the movers pick everything up for delivery Monday. Meanwhile, I got a nice hotel room here for my last Fr... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1425647422 | 1425680670 | t3_2y4rre | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to mask the THC in my system
Wasn't today...
I had a job interview in a town about an hour drive from here. I wasn't sure what the process would be but had been informed that a drug test would be required before hiring. Thinking they might send me to be tested, I purchased a "cleansing" dri... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1425647550 | 1425650661 | t3_2y4rwt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating at a roommates birthday party.
chichi96: Fear you? I bet they do now smh
Creepersaurus: Well, roomies GF won't talk to me anymore. Roommate is still cool. My GF is getting uncomfortable now.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425648660 | 1425656617 | t3_2y4tar | t5_2to41 | 3 | FreemasonCapital: TIFU by Surprising my (now)ex girlfriend at work
megan1991: Everybody Walk The Dinosaur is a copypasta meme originating from 4chan. The point of it is to be telling a really raunchy or interesting story and then abruptly end it with “OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.” Thu... | 3 | 1 | |
1425650072 | 1425672569 | t3_2y4v7f | t5_2to41 | 13 | mrs_starbuck: TIFU by wearing my favourite band hoodie to work
So it was raining this morning and as I was leaving the house, I grabbed my favourite band hoodie so that I had something to wear that has a hood. Got to work (I work in an office) and hung the hoodie over the back of my chair to let it dry.
Cue a lot of s... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425650326 | 1425732707 | t3_2y4vl2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | 300_BlackoutDrunk: TIFU by watching the movie Pacific Rim.
ki11bunny: If you can remove everything apart from the fights then it wouldn't be as bad as it is.
300_BlackoutDrunk: Even the fight scenes were so campy it was hard to watch.
ki11bunny: That's kinda of what makes them great, embrace the cheese.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1425650632 | 1425691852 | t3_2y4w1u | t5_2to41 | 5,824 | nado121: TIFU by raging in traffic
I'm just getting home now and want to share this pretty mild but utterly stupid fuckup with you.
On my way over here I drove up to a red traffic light. Since I wanted to make a right turn, I lined up in the rightmost lane behind 4 or 5 cars.
As the light goes green and nobody moves,... | 14 | 416 | |
1425644867 | 1425751689 | t3_2y4oqa | t5_2to41 | 6 | DrunkSinger: TIFU by drunk texting
I need to get this off my chest as I currently sit here extremely depressed over my actions last night.
Let's go back a few days. I went to Seoul for about 5 days to see a few friends. On Monday one of my friends backed out on me so I had nothing to do. I decided to download a meet ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425651487 | 1425676979 | t3_2y4xeb | t5_2to41 | 70 | Qutopia: TIFU by letting my fiancé know the size and price of her ring
So the proposal was perfect. I planned it meticulously for the past year because I am usually not too good with surprises and she says I am not the most romantic person, so for her birthday/Valentines day, I told her by driving her to New Orleans fo... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1425649881 | 1426175742 | t3_2y4uzh | t5_2to41 | 17 | Naunuk2424: TIFU by listening to a "friend'
Context: I'm a 15 year old student in high school. Our school has openings between the floors with rails around them.
Story: We were waiting for our health teacher when my friend "Dave" sees one of his buddies above us. He tells me to throw a juice box up to him. Like a moro... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1425652193 | 1425654629 | t3_2y4yjs | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking a picture of someone's ass.
I'm on vacation with my brother and mom. As my brother and I were walking away from breakfast, I noted that the woman in the bikini walking ahead of us had a perfect 10/10 ass. Being the stupid, horny 15 year old I am, I decided to pull out my phone and take a pictu... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425651990 | 1425863426 | t3_2y4y7o | t5_2to41 | 7 | FictionalFool: Learned a lesson about butane
So two days ago we went the the scariest situation we've ever been in. It started out as simply as cooking dinner and ended in a fire leaving us homeless. My girlfriend and I were cooking dinner when I asked her to grab something from the top of the fridge. We'd just moved ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425650620 | 1425654059 | t3_2y4w14 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering lube to my mother-in-laws house NSFW
So a few weeks back I finally bought a home, I'm in a really good place right now, things are going great, my kids finally have a big room each which means me and the wife finally get our bedroom back to ourselves. We've previously spent 2 years living wi... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425642458 | 1425700118 | t3_2y4mas | t5_2to41 | 7 | YouDontKnowMeDude: TIFU by letting my Hostmom think I would commit suicide
So, I never thought I would be able to post here, but, here I am!
This fuck up happened today, and it's quite easy to identify me, so I am using my alternative account to post this, which should make it a bit harder.
So, long story short.
I a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425654877 | 1425656155 | t3_2y538x | t5_2to41 | 11 | beastofthemiddleeast: TIFU by pulling a stoner move during a presentation
Not exactly today, but regardless,
Last semester, I took a class with a fairly young professor; let's call him Ashish. Now Ashish had worked his way up, and this was his very first semester as a professor in charge of a class, rather than simply... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425654578 | 1425656235 | t3_2y52p6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking the bait
This happened literally 30 minutes ago and I'm really pissed off at myself.
I was on my way home from work fridays are half days so I finish at 1pm. On the way back all the songs are perfect, they just flowed, sunny day, window down, all the lights are green seems like everythin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425656978 | 1425672134 | t3_2y57cy | t5_2to41 | 5 | DomPrice: TIFU by going to the gym
So I came home early this Wednesday from work and was really excited to go working out. I was also fairly late for my PT-session. I grabbed a bite, jumped into my car and sped my gym. Now here's where the fuck-up starts. This gym doesn't have an abundance of parking spaces, yet there ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425657715 | 1425742468 | t3_2y58rh | t5_2to41 | 44 | billmofomurray: TIFU by cleaning my car.
This happened yesterday afternoon. I was going to post it then but today is my 1st cakeday. Figured I'd celebrate that with this goodie.
During my lunch break at work I cleaned out my backseat which was jam packed on the floor with fast food bags, receipts, energy drink cans, j... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1425659140 | 1425735580 | t3_2y5bmd | t5_2to41 | 2,854 | CampusKop: TIFU by having an accidental threesome
Bad news bears, guys.
A little background. As my throwaway name implies, I work as a police officer at a major university. Love my job, and started when I was going to this university as a student. I'm 22 and have just barely graduated, and am planning on going back fo... | 11 | 259.454545 | |
1425659862 | 1425660483 | t3_2y5d55 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a lady who had back surgery lazy...
This was actually last October on my honeymoon...
My new husband and I went to Taiwan for our honeymoon and we were taking a tour of Taroko Gorge. On the tour, there were a lot of mountains and temples on top of mountains. We had gone mountain climbing t... | 5 | 1 | |
1425660432 | 1425695236 | t3_2y5ecv | t5_2to41 | 23 | sweener77: TIFU by taking creatine before class
I usually go to the gym, come back to my dorm, shower and then go to class. That is my daily routine. Well I had just bought some creatine online to see if it would assists in my fitness regimen. I had read that it could cause some digestive discomfort , but that this wa... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1425660332 | 1425739326 | t3_2y5e3x | t5_2to41 | 376 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling a prank that went a bit too far.
Well, I go to a high school, and my class hasn't learnt HTML yet, but I already know it well. So, I thought, why not use the skill for some fun? I took advantage of the fact that almost no one cared of the coursework, and just wanted to play games. And are idi... | 12 | 31.333333 | |
1425661480 | 1425672376 | t3_2y5gpb | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the Police in a fake asian accent.
In our family, I do a lot of weird voices/accents. It is a running joke which IS NOT taken seriously. It's absolutely ridiculous and sounds stupid on purpose. It is aimed at making fun of myself more then anything. I sound like the biggest asshat on the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425662905 | 1425663398 | t3_2y5jtk | t5_2to41 | 3 | GuyOutsideYourWindow: TIFU by talking about Star Wars
CONTEXT my car broke down and I needed a ride home so I called my friend who had just picked up his children (9 and 8) so after a while he picked me up and I said "Did you here that Jane (name made up to protect identity) never watched star wars?"
and one of the kid... | 3 | 1 | |
1425665729 | 1425666533 | t3_2y5ps6 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Ktalia: TIFU by laughing at my boss's Jew jokes. Twice.
Yadyya this didn't happen today, happened a few weeks ago.
So I bartend a few nights a week. We all generally will go out for a few beers after a shift. After work I'm talking with a few co-workers about the night before. We all went out, including my boss, and ... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1425664843 | 1425678799 | t3_2y5nwl | t5_2to41 | 24 | felicitas04: TIFU By Being A Drunken Idiot
Hi Reddit. Oh boy did I fuck up. This happened last Friday. It was my boyfriend's brother's birthday and we all went out to the casino. Well drunk me got jealous about my birthday in January and I couldn't let it go. (When I get drunk, my anger won't stop easily once started.)... | 6 | 4 | |
1425662470 | 1425719682 | t3_2y5iua | t5_2to41 | 3 | ostrich-scalp: TIFU by not trusting reddit because i read a TIFU post about never trusting reddit.
The other day i read something on reddit about never trusting reddit. And then i saw an askReddit about "never again" moments
Nutmeg: guy said never again.
About 10 minutes ago i wanted to forget my troubles and just g... | 3 | 1 | |
1425665048 | 1425671148 | t3_2y5ocw | t5_2to41 | 19 | whimsicalfloozy: TIFU by making my FWB think there was a period disaster all over my bathroom. NSFW
A few years ago it was the year of me turning 21. Needless to say that year was obnoxiously drunken 24/7. I went out with some friends and returned home pretty wasted. I hit up my current FWB (let's say his name is Bill)... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1425667327 | 1425667650 | t3_2y5t31 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SadShibe1337: TIFU by driving my car with smart tint on it
Nick246: Damn dude, bad luck. Sorry bro!
SadShibe1337: Yea, my insurance should cover it though since you couldn't really see the smart tint after the crash since it blended with the shattered glass. Hopefully the mechanic won't notice.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425665026 | 1425687874 | t3_2y5obb | t5_2to41 | 13 | PESTOLORD5: TIFU by reading TIFU in class
So this happened today. A few minutes ago actually. I'm also on mobile so excuse any formatting issues.
So, I'm in English and the teacher says we need to be reading the book that we were assigned. I've already read 3/4 of the required reading so I decide to read the good old... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425668289 | 1425670003 | t3_2y5v12 | t5_2to41 | 17 | CowboyDebop: TIFU by Taco Bell
This happened earlier in the week, but I couldn't post it due to certain rules. I wanted to preserve the authenticity and emotion of the moment, so I'm just going to quote my original post.
"So, I decided to get Taco Bell for dinner yesterday. I figured, 'What the hell? It's been a while... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425668244 | 1425669174 | t3_2y5uxx | t5_2to41 | 9 | noidea20: TIFU by having sex with my gym "wife"
I want to get some important information out there. I'm married sort of open marriage
I work out at a gym about 4-5 times a week, almost every time I'm up there there is this really sexy girl that's up there all the time with me. My wife called her my gym wife becau... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425669929 | 1425670144 | t3_2y5yfr | t5_2to41 | 3 | hydrogen__: TIFU by running a red light in front of a cop
So like many TIFU posts this happened a few days ago, but I just remembered.
Okay, so a couple days ago I was driving home from taking my girlfriend home and I noticed a bunch of cop cars on the side of the road, and I was like oh, it just be an accident. And ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425669596 | 1425846624 | t3_2y5xre | t5_2to41 | 80 | Doghair_inmybeard: TIFU by letting my roommate taste jizz.
This happened in college. I used to stay in a dorm with 6 other guys. Being broke in college, we used mattresses as makeshift beds. And all of us had those flimsy wafer thin mattresses.
But my roommate, who was this chubby oblivious guy whose true love was fo... | 5 | 16 | |
1425667397 | 1425673977 | t3_2y5t8b | t5_2to41 | 13 | COYFC: TIFU by blowing my nose in the shower
So my reddit family this is possibly one of the foulest things that has ever happened to me. I still feel dirty even a few days after the fact... like I should crawl into a hole and just rot away for my actions but that is neither here nor there; my story must be told.
It... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425664337 | 1425733854 | t3_2y5mvl | t5_2to41 | 58 | heartbrokenstudent: TIFU by checking to see if my scholarship application was processed
I don't know what to do. I guess I can only blame myself for the unfortunate situation, but I need to vent.
I've been the recipient of a large college scholarship for the past two years - a scholarship which allows me to focus on m... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1425669351 | 1426051116 | t3_2y5x9w | t5_2to41 | 909 | melliora: TIFU by thinking I should only have to tell a guy I'm transgender once.
This actually happened about 4 months ago around Thanksgiving. So I'm on OKC, looking through my messages from guys, but the big deal for me here is that I included that I'm a transgender woman in my profile. In fact, there isn't too much... | 18 | 50.5 | |
1425671042 | 1426004973 | t3_2y60s0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing an e-mail to my superior and misusing our abreviation for the word 'client'.
Hi,
I was discussing something with my superior regarding a client.
We use the abreviated form of the word client, which is 'clt'.
I wrote 'clit' instead.
The client was CC'ed in the e-mail. T'was an importan... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425671095 | 1425679242 | t3_2y60vh | t5_2to41 | 14 | Creepersaurus: TIFU By eating at a roommates party
This TIFU, like most, happened a few years ago. It was 2 years after I came from Korea to Canada, (My mom's korean, my dad is canadian), and I got invited to my first birthday party.
Now here in Canada, (Montreal, Quebec) we have this thing called a Poutine. It's fre... | 7 | 2 | |
1425671488 | 1425708675 | t3_2y61os | t5_2to41 | 124 | CounterCulturist: TIFU by being too nice to someone who made my life a living hell for 4 years.
**The lead-up:**
Like all fun stories, it starts with a guy meeting a girl. After only a few months, we move in together due to, what I can only describe as, being completely compatible. After a year, things take a drastic t... | 9 | 13.777778 | |
1425671721 | 1425689216 | t3_2y625a | t5_2to41 | 11 | w0nderbrad: TIFU by arguing with an autistic person
I was at the DMV waiting for my number to be called. An older guy walks by and drops a scratcher. Guy sitting next to me picks it up, looks at it, puts it in his pocket. I look at him, incredulous, and ask, "Aren't you going to give it back to him?" He mumbles incoher... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425671199 | 1425697842 | t3_2y612l | t5_2to41 | 259 | ButtersCrotch: TIFU by accidentally getting my red wings [NSFW]
This literally happened like, 6 years ago (like so many of these). It was pretty traumatizing though, so I remember it pretty vividly.
It was my typical Thursday night at college. Party hopping. Booze. Dancing. Sexual Activities. At one of the parties, t... | 9 | 28.777778 | |
1425673011 | 1425808907 | t3_2y64xs | t5_2to41 | 72 | Mr_RD: TIFU by going on a Tinder date
This happened a few months ago.
I was swiping through Tinder and had matched with a fairly attractive girl who was a year or two younger than me. We started talking and she tells me that she's a model, so I do a bit of stalking and find her Facebook page / model websites, etc. all... | 9 | 8 | |
1425673046 | 1425889827 | t3_2y650m | t5_2to41 | 468 | BertMacklins: TIFU With My First Work Dump
Today i decided to take the brave decision to take a dump in the workplace for the first time.
It was a Friday Afternoon and the place was dead. Perfect opportunity to test the quality of the porcelain throne provided by my employer.
Oh boy was i wrong...
The dump i took w... | 7 | 66.857143 | |
1425670885 | 1425708178 | t3_2y60h2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a client a PDF'd document of an entire (NSFW) askreddit thread
So I'm an accountant and part of my job is to create reports in Microsoft Access showing all activity for each client. This is a pretty mindless activity and I have to run about 100 of these the first week of every mo... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1425672768 | 1425675822 | t3_2y64ef | t5_2to41 | 6 | Camhenson: Tifu by allowing myself to be honeypotted into driving into a snowstorm.
So this has been ongoing since Wednesday. I drive for a relatively small propane company, and have more orders than I can reasonably handle. The office keeps telling me that they're trying to hire new people but somehow haven't been abl... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425673928 | 1425705284 | t3_2y66zq | t5_2to41 | 361 | so_annoying: TIFU by emailing the CIA
This actually happened 2 years ago but I was just cringing about it earlier and felt like you guys would appreciate it. I came home from a kickback at my friend's house (alone of course) and was stupid drunk. I mean pissed. I talked to the girl at the 24 hr desk down in the lobby f... | 10 | 36.1 | |
1425674205 | 1425676088 | t3_2y67lk | t5_2to41 | 5 | momisajerk: TIFU by blaming my toddler
Allow me to start this by assuring you that this did, indeed, happen today & yes, i know that I'm a huge jerk.
A bit of backstory (sorry), about a year ago my spouse and i switched from smoking cigarettes to using e-cigs. It's turned into a rather pricey hobby for him... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425675039 | 1425738368 | t3_2y69c1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | kalitarios: TIFU by using distilled vinegar to clean my desk at work and causing an evacuation and emergency response to show up
A good friend of mine showed me the power of distilled vinegar for cleaning. It's eco-friendly, inexpensive and safe.
Today I decided to clean all surfaces of my desk and telephone, monitor... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1425675658 | 1425686155 | t3_2y6ao6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChipsNCookies: TIFU by casually cheating on a quiz
I had a chemistry quiz today. Before chemistry class, I had gym. You had to change your clothes before and after gym. Since my gym teacher let the class out late, I had to quickly change before going to class. However, I was still late to chemistry class. When I went i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425676026 | 1425679173 | t3_2y6bgt | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU - So I have just been caught in an affair
I have been having an affair for the last few months and tonight I was caught. My husband found pictures I had sent my lover on my tablet. My relationship is over after 12 years being together and 6 years of marriage.
[deleted]: As for why I had the affair, I ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1425676246 | 1425676839 | t3_2y6by8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU really bad.. by walking out of my room
So I am a 17 year old male that is quite a Gamer (League of Legends) and I happen to Disconnect during an important moment, so I got frustrated and wanted to walk to my little brother's room to see what he was doing on the internet. No one was in the room and when ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1425676050 | 1425678175 | t3_2y6biw | t5_2to41 | 2 | goddammitdan: TIFU by being a telemarketer for way too long. (rant)
Jesus F'n Crystal meth I fucking hate my job as a telemarketer. Just some backround info I'm a young college student doing this job. I have two Israeli bosses. Well one is the owner the other is his cunt sister who acts like a fucking cunt sucker!! Eve... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425675390 | 1425678854 | t3_2y6a3w | t5_2to41 | 15 | NavyBlues26: TIFU by thinking I was faster than a lionfish
So no shit there I was, 100 feet underwater when I saw it: the spiny, orange and red beautiful predator that has been playing havoc with the entire ecosystem since being introduced to it over a decade ago. With no natural predators, the Lionfish has been able ... | 3 | 5 | |
1425677513 | 1425682109 | t3_2y6enf | t5_2to41 | 25 | roguehippo: TIFU by telling the truth to my doctor
just to start things off, I wanna say I would make a throw away account but I'm too lazy and it's not too personal.
so it all started about a week ago when I went to my doctors for a check up to make sure everything is ok for an "operation" thing I'm going to get tha... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1425678378 | 1425684479 | t3_2y6gcv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting Kidnapped - Probably NSFW
Today I Fucked Up by getting kidnapped....
Okay so, like many this was not today, it was a few years ago now, but I was encouraged to share this as part of my healing process. By encouraged I mean harassed and by healing I mean harassed. Settle in, it's a little lon... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425675923 | 1426096168 | t3_2y6b8i | t5_2to41 | 10 | vTaiga: TIFU by Listening to nightcore music.
So this was about 4 months ago, as I started my senior year. I started listening to a lot of anime opening songs and came upon the nightcore versions on Youtube. Here's were I FU, I thought to my self oh this isn't so bad so I subscribed to the person not noticing the pictu... | 5 | 2 | |
1425679352 | 1425686636 | t3_2y6idh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by altering my wife's birth certificate
My wife ordered a copy of her birth certificate so she could get her passport. I happened to get it when the UPS guy came to the door today. As I opened it and looked over the document, I had a sudden flash of inspiration, or possibly stupidity.
I scanned it in, ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425677784 | 1425684245 | t3_2y6f71 | t5_2to41 | 41 | soiledwhitepants: TIFU by gaming for 12 hours straight and trying not to die
So this happened not today and not even remotely recently, but after seeing this post about a kid dying from 19 hours straight of gaming at an internet cafe, http://n4gm.com/2015/03/06/world-warcraft-gamer-dies-playing-19-hours-straight/ I rem... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1425678271 | 1425691022 | t3_2y6g5k | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sarge1978: TIFU by absolutely detonating the paper guy with my snow blower
This happened last weekend and I forgot to post. It has been another snowy winter in CT, I am just outside of Hartford. It is my first winter using a snow blower, so at times I get a bit zoned out trying to keep my line. We have had so much snow... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425680518 | 1425688680 | t3_2y6kp3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FelineFleshEater: TIFU by playing League of Legends
Well reddit, TIFU. And it was actually today.
Whenever I arrive home, I like to enjoy a little snack. Generally I just grab some leftovers and eat whatever, or grab a bar, but sometimes I like to just put two or three eggs to boil and then pick them up like 15 minut... | 4 | 1 |
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