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1425681315 | 1425683776 | t3_2y6mb6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling Siri to call me bitch.
I was with my friends and we were just messing around, and we thought it would be funny to give ourselves funny names in our phones. Then you ask siri "say my name", and siri will say "your name is motherfucking gangster".
But I changed my name to bitch for some gay re... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425681602 | 1425686288 | t3_2y6mvi | t5_2to41 | 5 | N0h: TIFU by having a harmless jab at my mom...
Introductions: My family is pseudo Christian. My Dad seems to believe the word of the Bible but doesn't really talk about it that much or go to church, my sister can't be bothered with it, and my Mom only seems to go for social reasons, although I could be very wrong; she... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425682331 | 1426036902 | t3_2y6oc7 | t5_2to41 | 182 | altaccount1960: TIFU by performing CPR on my Boss
I have been working for a tech company for nearly one year now and things have been going great. My boss really respects my work output and i have a great relationship with her. A week ago while we were at an offsite location discussing an important project we were wo... | 5 | 36.4 | |
1425676927 | 1425778940 | t3_2y6df6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my Sister in Laws ringtone to Cuddy Buddy
This just happened within the hour.
So my wife and I are in the hospital because our 7 week old daughter contracted RSV. We have been here for 6 nights already. So my wife's mother and sister come to visit us in the hospital today. SIL drops MIL off... | 4 | 2 | |
1425683424 | 1425702107 | t3_2y6qeg | t5_2to41 | 7 | InnitFunny: TIFU by listening to my friend
Lil bit of background first. I've struggled with depression for years, and I've been doing a lot better recently. I also have a minor problem with accidentally falling for close friends, male or female. So yeah, my life.
Was speaking to a friend about a mutual friend. Let's c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425683930 | 1425684717 | t3_2y6rdx | t5_2to41 | 4 | smash-smash-SUHMASH: TIFU by dropping $600 on a stripper in Key West. I only had $600.
Happened last night. I was beyond drunk and barely remember the whole ordeal. Ended up paying for three half hour sessions somehow and tipped the bartender $40.....twice. By far the biggest fuck up of my life, especially when I'm sav... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425684461 | 1425684899 | t3_2y6sd4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FutureRobotWordplay: TIFU by doing laundry while high.
This is pretty tame, but it just happened. My clothes are in the wash cycle and I don't know what to do.
I've been putting off doing laundry for a while and decided to do it today, while high. It is a public laundromat and I was paranoid I would somehow fuck it up... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425682750 | 1425815288 | t3_2y6p3c | t5_2to41 | 88 | lukethiel: TIFU by passing out to porn [NSFW]
So last night, I wan't having a good night, so I went to bed at 1am. I turned my xbox on and found some good porn, but it wouldn't load, and as I sat there waiting for it to load I passed out. I was woken up suddenly by my father at 5am because he had to go to work and I do... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1425682139 | 1425756364 | t3_2y6nxs | t5_2to41 | 9 | waterfromthesun: TIFU by flipping the bird to a California Highway Patrolman
Like most TIFU's this is a PIFU, previously I fucked up. A few years back I was heading to work late, I forget the reason why, and when I got on the freeway it was completely empty, a rare occurrence in LA. After driving for about 5 minutes ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425685677 | 1425686606 | t3_2y6unp | t5_2to41 | 4 | biteyshoulders: TIFU: By talking to strangers
So normally when i go to a bar i'm that guy who just sits, checks his phone and drinks. I enjoy having a moment to myself and the background noise is like a white noise machine. 3 days ago i decided to mix it up. So i walk in a find a spot next to a younger girl. This is od... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425685849 | 1425747593 | t3_2y6uzy | t5_2to41 | 201 | Todarus: TIFU by gassing my entire lab
So I work in a Prion research lab on campus- for those who don't know, Prions are nasty little buggers. They're proteins that infect your nervous system and cause all kinds of problems like dementia and MS and horrible neurological damage (literally holes in your brain)... and the... | 9 | 22.333333 | |
1425684634 | 1425709545 | t3_2y6sph | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by stowing away on a truck
This actually happend yesterday so it should be YIFU but i guess it fits here best.
I went to a party with my roommate, we had a good evening, a few drinks and around 3 a.m. we were on our way home. We decided to safe money and walk home - 3 km (about 1.8 miles - why dont u g... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1425686589 | 1425699615 | t3_2y6wdq | t5_2to41 | 16 | Whotella: TIFU by putting Nicholas Cage's face all over a computer screen then being thrown into a table
Alright this happened several months ago, firstly, I really like playing little practical jokes on people one joke I used to do a lot was use a google chrome extension called **NCage** for those of you who do not kn... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1425687959 | 1425958640 | t3_2y6yrp | t5_2to41 | 17 | djcodeblue: TIFU by getting into a Twitter fight with a Hollywood Celebrity
There's a reality TV show on Bravo channel called, **"Shahs Of Sunset"**, and the most talked about character in this show is **Reza Farahan**. Recently Reza Farahan spoke live on Huffington Post saying that he is **"down to bomb Iran"**. His c... | 16 | 1.0625 | |
1425688440 | 1425689522 | t3_2y6zlr | t5_2to41 | 5 | ikslawok: TIFU by getting sick and messing with my bodies chemistry
Just as the ton of bricks decimated Wile E. Coyote, I too felt the pain of the wall it... In the form of Dual Ear Infections, Bronchitis and the Flu. Doing everything right I ensured to stay hydrated and get rest. Here is the fuck up. I have progressiv... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425685303 | 1425700229 | t3_2y6tz1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | haflandhalf: TIFU by attempting a spray tan
This actually was today, the day before my official last spring break starts and I thought since I'll be going on a cruise & am white af, it'd be a good idea to try a spray tan.
I have never gotten a spray tan, so when I went with my friend (who gave me a free coupon for ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425689269 | 1425724315 | t3_2y711z | t5_2to41 | 62 | Plumpest_plum: TIFU by bleeding all over a cute girl.
So this fuck up happened today.
Not to sound like a tool bag but I go to this gym everyday on my campus. It's relatively small and the people that work there are all familiar faces at this point. Today I decided that I wanted to do some cardio on the treadmill whi... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1425691041 | 1425700362 | t3_2y742l | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU I GOT MY GIRLFRIENDS MOM PREGNATE!
So I screwed up royally getting my girlfriends mom pregnate. Her mom is married and I am praying its his, I mean how would she know for sure unless she didn't have sex with him while having it with me.
Wow
RileyFenn: Sure... that happened. You can't spell pregnant.
... | 6 | 1 | |
1425687087 | 1425704645 | t3_2y6x87 | t5_2to41 | 5 | xMCioffi1986x: TIFU by (kind of) ruining my coworker's surprise
So one of my coworkers has his last day with the company today. We got him a card and a 15 dollar Dunkin Donuts gift card.
After I had written a message in the card I sent my coworker an email with other things I wanted to tell him before he left. I menti... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425690674 | 1425694866 | t3_2y73hk | t5_2to41 | 12 | warmlonelyplanet: TIFU by washing my hair.
One of my goals in life is to become a responsible adult. Today, I thought I'd be a responsible adult by washing and folding the huge pile of sheets, towels, and linens that have been on the basement floor ever since my boyfriend and I moved into our new place.
The first load... | 4 | 3 | |
1425691595 | 1426013624 | t3_2y7512 | t5_2to41 | 96 | geterlawn: TIFU By Sleeping With My Cousin
Okay happened a while back, was debating if I should post this or not.
For my job I had the opportunity to relocate to Seattle which of course came with more money. I have always wanted to move from California so I was very excited. I was scheduled to go to Seattle and meet m... | 6 | 16 | |
1425691236 | 1425700690 | t3_2y74f1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Koehlerhubrig: TIFU by trying to fuck my girlfriend in her neighbor's house
*Note* this is my first reddit post and it may be lengthy. And yes it actually happened today...Anyways
So me and my girlfriend of 5 months were planning on hanging out at my house and getting busy. Unfortunately due to events we were forced to... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1425691917 | 1425705104 | t3_2y75ln | t5_2to41 | 4 | weeelllfuck: TIFU by buying a dildo.
So... yeah... this sucks. 18M, still live with my parents. I've never ordered anything online for myself before, and just got my own bank account, so they'd certainly ask what it was, if not open it themselves. Amazon said it would be delivered on March 11th, which is the last day o... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1425692066 | 1425705734 | t3_2y75tu | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU: How I discovered the Meaning of Sex
This happened over 10 years but its something I think about almost every day.
It happened my last year of high school. I'm was shy and quiet, and having been raised in a ultra-christian family, I was brainwashed into believing sex was scared and wrong outside of ma... | 4 | 35 | |
1425693614 | 1425698036 | t3_2y78hy | t5_2to41 | 7 | randomeyeopen: TIFU by getting to high and ruining my girlfriends family dinner at a VERY NICE restaurant
So here's some backstory: My gf and I have been together for ~3.5 years and a year or 2 into our relationship she moved up to Portland Oregon to go to PSU so being a good bf I go up for the holidays and whenever I ... | 7 | 1 | |
1425692444 | 1425695751 | t3_2y76gl | t5_2to41 | 8 | wwoodrum: TIFU: by masturbating
So here I am eating alone at a mexican restaurant drinking a beer watching the hawks game....
My fiance went out to meet my mom for dinner earlier today. When I got home for work she wasn't there so I called to ask where she was and when she was coming home.
She wasn't going to be hom... | 4 | 2 | |
1425693367 | 1425696002 | t3_2y781w | t5_2to41 | 5 | watson_k: TIFU by being impatient behind a truck...
It didn't happen today, of course, when does it ever? But instead, about 2 years ago, I f'd up. I still get red in the face and kick myself mentally when I remember it.
So, driving home from my mother's house in the town next to mine, I was cruising along, when in fr... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425696532 | 1425700649 | t3_2y7dbi | t5_2to41 | 4 | pisspants_magoo: TIFU by pissing my pants(NSFW?)
Throwaway account due to shame. This actually happened yesterday, but I had to debate whether or not I should post this.
To start off, I drink water first thing in the morning so I can start my day hydrated as fuck. The previous night, my school sent out an alarm v... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425640147 | 1425704418 | t3_2y4k46 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CaptainColeslaw: TIFU by getting drunk and running from a frat party. (Into the woods)
TL;DR: got wasted in 2005, almost had a potentially fatal accident. Got extraordinary help but didn't properly even the score. If you've come this far, please read it!
Starting off with a time disclosure. It was about 2005. I was 1... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425697616 | 1425800114 | t3_2y7f3g | t5_2to41 | 4,127 | LiamLove4: TIFU by getting kidnapped - probably NSFW
Today I Fucked Up by getting kidnapped
Here's the TL:DR - this is a humorous anecdote about the time an awful woman kidnapped me from a bar, took me 2 hours away, and I was rescued by loyal friends. It's probably worth your time,
Okay so, like many this was not t... | 10 | 412.7 | |
1425698284 | 1425703377 | t3_2y7g5y | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU while using the bathroom.
So this happened a couple of hours ago.
Today I smoked some pot. I don't smoke often, so naturally I got pretty stoned. I was sitting on my couch with my laptop watching an episode of Vikings, sipping on some coffee and enjoying my high when my stomach started to bubble and lo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425697746 | 1425732985 | t3_2y7fav | t5_2to41 | 56 | prancinggirl: TIFU by being a fancy prancing girl.
Checking the mail is my favorite thing to do. When I got home from the gym last night it was dark and cold and the driveway was pretty icy, but I didn't care because it's the MAIL! I walked down one of the tire tracks to the end of the driveway, peaked around the hug... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1425698422 | 1425699483 | t3_2y7gek | t5_2to41 | 20 | moderncutthroat: TIFU by going on a date with an unknown fat fetishist.
Background: This guy is one of my brothers friends. I was invited to a recent holiday party at my older brothers house, his soon to be bride wants me to be her best friend, she hounds me until I show up. My brothers friend is a little off but I ass... | 4 | 5 | |
1425696943 | 1425807717 | t3_2y7dzf | t5_2to41 | 26 | goaliebrody: TIFU by choosing to go to my girlfriends for my birthday over family
So, my birthday was on the 28th of February and i had been scheduled for a 4 hour shift at work. Usually the week of my birthday is just the same as every other week, no build up of any kind (which kinda surprised me because I was turning... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1425698685 | 1425747914 | t3_2y7gto | t5_2to41 | 5 | leopoldstotch021: Tifu by trying not to pee all over my toilet and magazines.
So this happened this morning. I was peeing when I realized I had to cough. So I decided to stifle my flow so I can cough without getting piss everywhere. So I pinched of the tip and proceed to cough. But I coughed harder than I had intended ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425700673 | 1425703071 | t3_2y7jyz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By putting an ink pen in my dryer with all of my favorite clothes!
I really fucked up. Lost a decent amount of my normal clothes today when I forgot a pen in a pair of jeans that got put in the wash! Sooooo that really fucking sucks.
What a damaging mistake from such a small object, I mean christ. It ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425701209 | 1425739175 | t3_2y7kud | t5_2to41 | 14 | make7up_yours: TIFU by complementing someone on their weight loss.
I told my mom's co-worker that she "looks good". She lost some weight. I was told that it was kind of bad to complement someone on their weight loss; it is actually fat shaming them because it notices how they were heavier before.
Organgrindersmonkey: P... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425703689 | 1425706026 | t3_2y7opk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a movie
Today I was watching a movie and my mom was on the computer, and both TV and computer are in the same room. Then at some point the actor said something like "you should have jerked off, after I masturbate myself I slept like a baby" and then she just turned around and looked to me k... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425704209 | 1425704921 | t3_2y7ph1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TomasWalters: TIFU by telling her the reason I stood her up was because a mutual friend of college told me she got eiffel-towered by two guys at a fraternity party and that I could'nt take a girl like that back to my mother let alone for dinner.
She cried through text. She's currently dating some Eastern European from ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425704603 | 1425712810 | t3_2y7q3l | t5_2to41 | 9 | alexretro: TIFU by accidentally looking like I was being abused.
Yes this was today.
I go to Theater Arts, and one of the things they teach is how to do makeup. I am a guy, so, needless to say, I wasn't very thrilled. That changed when I found out that makeup includes fake scars, bruises and cuts. So our teac... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425706006 | 1425708380 | t3_2y7s4g | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend's gf smoke in my basement
I let my friend's girlfriend smoke in my basement now the whole house smells like pot and I may be in a shit ton of trouble with my parents for letting them do so. Reddit I'm scared.
T-Baggins415: Open every window, empty a can of aerosol throughout the hou... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1425706476 | 1425807155 | t3_2y7sti | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a 3rd grader to her face for getting held back
This happened a few months ago, but I think about it almost every time I see her.
Last year I started working at an elementary school. At the time I was tutoring a few 3rd graders. One of my kids had a chatty little friend (CLF) who wou... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425706413 | 1426080157 | t3_2y7spt | t5_2to41 | 462 | KnifeKninja: TIFU by thinking he knew (NSFW? Graphic language)
This Fuck Up actually happened today.
I've pretty much had the same core friends since high school. We spread out all across the country for University after we graduated but in the decade since we've all migrated slowly back to the town that where we grew... | 6 | 77 | |
1425706873 | 1425749643 | t3_2y7td9 | t5_2to41 | 120 | fart_knuckler: TIFU by telling my mother-in-law that I like to eat pussy.
Ok, so we're sitting down to Lantern Festival dinner at my place. This is an event right at the end of Chinese New Year. Basically the last big family meal of the holiday. I'm not Chinese, but my wife and her family are. Cantonese to be precise. ... | 8 | 15 | |
1425708153 | 1425709990 | t3_2y7v6u | t5_2to41 | 4 | KhaosClaw: TIFU by asking a girl out when neither of us liked each other.
Disclaimer: this happened about four years ago, during my junior year of high school.
So it's a Friday, and the girl, who we'll call Christina, and I are sitting across from each other in pods of four desks during third period. Christina and I a... | 4 | 1 | |
1425709464 | 1425763701 | t3_2y7wvi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by slamming my kitten with in a door
My kitten is my best friend I got him after some horrible family stuff over the summer. Everyday when I Come home he meets me at the door so he can go and roll in the grass in front of my apartment. I stand out with him and watch him and talk to him and then I pick h... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1425709472 | 1425713712 | t3_2y7wvu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a guy wayy too much on Steam for almost a year.
Dunno how I start this... but anyway... here's some backstory:
I play CS:GO. CS:GO has various community items that can be traded and sold for real monetary value. So back in April, when I first started trading, I met this guy on Steam called ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425711350 | 1425722009 | t3_2y7z4q | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU: by shaving my armpit hair
ThisIsNotMyTrueForm: Who the fuck *wouldn't* shave their armpits?
Kraligor: Madonna.
Oh, and me. At least not completely. I like to leave a little hint that I'm a man.
ThisIsNotMyTrueForm: > I like to leave a little hint that I'm a man.
Right, hairy armpits do make up ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425708600 | 1425716708 | t3_2y7vrx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing myself to get tricked by Tom Hanks twice in 9 days...
So 9 days ago I came across a post about Walt Disney, but the picture was Tom Hanks *as* Walt Disney. Cue my confusion:
[Tom Hanks as Walt Disney](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2x6k2c/the_disney_point/coxcthm?context=10)
Then t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425711731 | 1425741873 | t3_2y7zlz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Johnboy2015: Tifu by getting a buzz!!
First time post. This happened last night, at 8:40 pm est! I had drank a pint and a half of Titos vodka and took a 10 mg and a 5 mg lorata, afterwords, and I got pretty messed up. Let me state that I do have a drinking problem, and I want help. I own multiple companies and bring in... | 3 | 2 | |
1425714486 | 1425827803 | t3_2y82kq | t5_2to41 | 4,817 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping at my girlfriend's house
My apologies, I posted this on a weekday and it got removed due sexual material. So I'll try again!
So my story happened couple of years ago with my, for obvious reason, ex-gf. We had only been together for about 1-2 months and we both had own apartments but thes... | 11 | 437.909091 | |
1425714960 | 1425793047 | t3_2y830h | t5_2to41 | 3 | evjunginger: TIFU by having a miscarriage
Obviously this didn't happen today.
I had a miscarriage, which didn't totally pass itself, so I had to get a procedure to get rid of the rest. One of the side effects was the chance of a yeast infection. I ended up contracting one, yay. In the past when I have gotten one, I jus... | 3 | 1 | |
1425712724 | 1425729327 | t3_2y80oe | t5_2to41 | 13 | MrDrflowers: TIFU by blinking
This did actually just happen. So me and some friends decided to go see a movie today, now the day is Friday so I pretty much all the sleep deprivation of the week rolled into one. I decide to take a quick nap since the movie isn't till 8 and its 6 right now. And remember these are good ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425717547 | 1425723566 | t3_2y85h3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | friendofafish: TIFU by pooping my pants on a family trip
Ok, this wasn't exactly today. This was around 18 years ago when I was merely 7 years old. This was back in India and our family on my mother's side went for a trip to this place with a lot of waterfalls. We were around 22 people and we went in one minivan; (Goog... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1425716954 | 1425764692 | t3_2y84xd | t5_2to41 | 38 | Mike91444: TIFU by chopping into a nest of spiders with a chainsaw.
When I went to collect a load of wood today, I somehow managed to cut into a massive spiders nest while chain-sawing a log, managing to send spider bits and guts all up my leg and causing dozens upon dozens of spiders to swarm out of the log
It was li... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1425720483 | 1425745987 | t3_2y87uv | t5_2to41 | 935 | emzieees: TIFU by walking home late at night.
I live in a college town. It's a generally safe area, so I was waking home this evening (~1 mile) and as I neared my apartment, I came across a guy doubled over. Being medically trained, I felt compelled to make sure this guy was okay. I call out to him, and he waves me ove... | 4 | 233.75 | |
1425710589 | 1425739230 | t3_2y7y8n | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ganjanimal: TIFU by listening to my sister
Okay so this happened a few years back and when I think back to that day, I still feel extremely nauseous about it.
My family bought a new house and naturally, my mom decided to throw an open house. I had to do my job as a good son by entertaining the guests and such until my... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425723039 | 1425724523 | t3_2y8a0y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting My Cousins Teacher Borrow My Cell Phone [NSFW]
This was yesterday actually, but I just now thought about posting it on here for shits and giggles. A little backstory, my younger cousin lives a few counties away and is homeschooled online, his mom wanted me to take to the testing building for ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425724851 | 1425765334 | t3_2y8bkg | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jamesev93: TIFU by telling the waiter my plans for the rest of the night.
So this just happened.
Just left a nice Italian restaurant where I had eaten a lot of spaghetti.
We paid the bill and the waiter asked, "any plans for the rest of the evening sir?" Kind of blind sided me. I wanted to convey my level of satisf... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425726591 | 1425816665 | t3_2y8d0n | t5_2to41 | 3,265 | MyHumanAccounts: TIFU by having my first one night stand... [NSFW]
Good morning all (or evening for those reading this across the pond). Long time lurker here and thought what way to enter the world of reddit than with my very own fuck up...
Now, much like 90% of the posts posted to this subreddit, this fuck up happen... | 11 | 296.818182 | |
1425727639 | 1425729421 | t3_2y8dwm | t5_2to41 | 31 | TheGoodConsumer: TIFU by getting a drink in the middle of the night.
The fuck up happened late last night at 4 am. It begins as I woke up startled by my amazingly dry mouth the phrase 'spitting feathers' doesn't begin to describe my desert like tounge. As it was so bad I decided to get a drink. As I crawled out of bed ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1425728302 | 1425734416 | t3_2y8efw | t5_2to41 | 2 | DarthSalami: TIFU by falling asleep without knowing it
This just happened.
So my dad and I wanted to go and see The Imitation Game in the cinema together, so we bought tickets for today's screening. It started at 7:35 pm, local time, and it's 7:34. I'm stuck at home wishing that I had never fallen asleep(or woken up ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425731678 | 1425817148 | t3_2y8hl2 | t5_2to41 | 216 | FCK_CATS: TIFU: By being a little too nice to my pregnant dog (slightly nsfw)
Context: I'll set the scene, I'm an 17 year old boy living at home. I sleep in a double bed. My dog got pregnant intentionally, I planned for my dog to give birth in my room where its probably most quiet and safe from my other dogs.
So, as w... | 6 | 36 | |
1425714514 | 1425738225 | t3_2y82lq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing Hodor and Groot fan-fiction.
So for choir, we have these movie nights every month in our tiny lecture hall and we all just chill out, eat snacks and just have fun. That's what high school is all about, right??
My friend Jim (Fictional Name; Really creepy perverted dude in real life) has this... | 3 | 3 | |
1425735445 | 1425736468 | t3_2y8lif | t5_2to41 | 2 | sheetthrowaway: TIFU by accidentally slipping and switching holes
kabley: So, your thunder thrust into the wrong hole only produced a "weak mutter" from her?
That says a lot about her or not much about you.
JaysRooted: Or It's just total bs
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1425735844 | 1425736442 | t3_2y8lxh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving into a military base
idamnedit: I am calling bullshit on this. If it did happen, the guard would have checked your ID and let you turn around. Also, google maps does show that roads are restricted.
Source: Have worked on military bases.
Mindblind: I've done the same. And there are sometim... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425739286 | 1425817473 | t3_2y8qbu | t5_2to41 | 5 | Neiak: TIFU by thinking the barman wanted to stab me
So. I have been reading some tifu lately, and sadly this happened like 5hours ago and is my biggest tifu by far.so i tought this subreddit could help me pass my Shitty moment. Pd. Sorry for bad english.
So, today was my cousin 15th birthday, and here, we celebrate ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425738722 | 1425789960 | t3_2y8pkl | t5_2to41 | 433 | Vaping_Cobra: TIFU by releasing my spider minions on my arachnophobic girlfriend...
A little back story, My girlfriend and I share an office in our house and she is severely arachnophobic. I have recliner in the office and it has been a while since I sat in it as I am usually glued to the computer in my comfy office c... | 15 | 28.866667 | |
1425740027 | 1425746641 | t3_2y8rff | t5_2to41 | 2 | justincasesquirrels: TIFU by having sex with a former fuckbuddy.
KevinLG1990: Might wanna stop sleeping around
justincasesquirrels: Why? Nothing wrong with loving sex, and I don't just hook up with every random guy. That's why this was such a fuck-up. My personal rule is two fwb or fb maximum.
Malamutewhisperer: No.... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1425742371 | 1425743845 | t3_2y8v0o | t5_2to41 | 14 | pinuppixie: TIFU by cutting my boyfriends penis with my vagina
Okay so this happened a few days ago...
Let me set the scene. My boyfriend still lives at home, I was over to binge watch House of Cards. Even after dating for over a year, we still have trouble keeping our hands off each other so things heat up.
We've b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1425741824 | 1425775100 | t3_2y8u83 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Rogue_Platypus: TIFU by listening to my friends' advice on buying a present
So like alot of these, this actually happened a few months ago.
Coming up to my girlfriend and my 1 year anniversary we wanted to buy each other something nice but being broke uni students neither of us could afford anything half decent. In the... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425733738 | 1425848590 | t3_2y8jmp | t5_2to41 | 11 | blue-eyed-african: TIFU 2 for one, so long story.Sliced my hand on a self supporting stair gate and then offended the nurse who was putting in my 14 stiches.
Right will try keep this short as possible but it is a long story.
Yesterday was fitting a stairgate to keep dogs from going upstairs as they find nothing more pl... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425745745 | 1425778681 | t3_2y90p7 | t5_2to41 | 108 | OrbitScribe: TIFU by sleeping outside
Well, this happened a few years ago, but I remember it like yesterday...
I decide to attend a house party. There was some minor drama between my 3 closest friends. ( I whipped my friend with an 8ft long piece of kelp for shits and giggs, apparently it hurt a lot ) I hadn't seen th... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1425740069 | 1425776868 | t3_2y8rh7 | t5_2to41 | 881 | AtomsNamedJeff: TIFU by making my employee look at 100 vaginas
This happened several years ago. I was the boss at an office and we needed a new receptionist. After several interviews, I found a young woman who I thought would do a great job. But before hiring anyone, I always search their online accounts. (Note to ... | 6 | 146.833333 | |
1425744974 | 1425805090 | t3_2y8zcm | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my [female] co-worker a cunt.
I called her a cunt three days ago, and last night I found out why that wasn't really a good idea...
There's a woman at work who was on oppostite shifts as me. I hardly ever see her, and never really spoke to her besides "Hello" when she let's me go, or "Have a ... | 3 | 4 | |
1425746888 | 1425747293 | t3_2y92nv | t5_2to41 | 0 | Ragepath: TIFU by updating my Snapchat
Joliverr: Redownload the app
Ragepath: I just did. Still nada. :|
| 3 | 0 | |
1425748384 | 1425783198 | t3_2y95fv | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting my teacher and almost getting arrested.
This happened 5 years ago now, but I still remember it well.
I ws in year 11 (UK), and was 16 years old. I didn't really have many friends, as I used to have social anxiety, which I've thankfully gotten over. In class, a girl was being shitty to me ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1425743109 | 1425757595 | t3_2y8w87 | t5_2to41 | 16 | 0riginal_Poster: TIFU by trying to troll my biography class
TL;DR at the bottom so I don't ruin anything.
Let me give a little background first; I'm a year ten student in an American (Canadian really but in this day and age who even cares?) high school. I'm a year up in biology, and haven't quite made myself known to ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425749448 | 1425754785 | t3_2y97hr | t5_2to41 | 26 | three3thrice: TIFU by getting bitten on my ass by our dog, while enjoying sexy time on the kitchen table
As is the usual on a Friday, I leave work and go home for some "lunch"(we refer to it as Fuck Me Fridays at home). Things we're going well, I walked in the door and said hello to the dogs, then walked over to say h... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1425750047 | 1425771427 | t3_2y98qr | t5_2to41 | 3,428 | tytrim89: TIFU By Trying Anal
So reading the story about the guy "fucking the shit" out of a girl reminded me of this story.
Your typical "this didnt happened today but a few years ago"
So I was 22 and in the Army. I had my share of one night stands and random relationships and so on. So I had met this girl and we ... | 14 | 244.857143 | |
1425749574 | 1425755175 | t3_2y97s0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SirAelic: TIFU by trying to be funny on a first date.
This actually happened about 4 hours ago, and I've learnt to never tell jokes when incredibly nervous.
So about a week ago I was introduced to a mutual friend through a friend. We'll call her Chloe. Chloe has red hair, good assets (sfw) and an infectiously cute lau... | 3 | 2 | |
1425750570 | 1425752147 | t3_2y99rs | t5_2to41 | 9 | Iloveyoupineapple: TIFU by having a garbage disposal
So, awhile ago I was diagnosed with cluster headaches. Both of our family members have offered anytime I need help just to call.
Last night I had a not-so-nice attack and my SO didnt want me to be left alone with our daughter today. So, he called his mom but didn't... | 3 | 3 | |
1425747725 | 1425759926 | t3_2y947r | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying bug juice at my eyeball
Next to my house, there's an empty plot of land that has been unoccupied for a few years now. Unfortunately, the owners don't care much about trimming the vegetation that continues to grow there, so there's all sorts of bushes spreading all over that place. It wouldn'... | 3 | 3 | |
1425750769 | 1425752405 | t3_2y9a6f | t5_2to41 | 14 | SpryiteWasTaken: TIFU By petting my kitty. [NSFW'ish]
This happened about a week ago.
It was a sunny day, I was just laying on the couch, watching some TV, and my kitty approached. We've only recently gotten this kitty and so I hadn't had much interaction with him. I don't know his name so I just call him 'Meow'. (I c... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425750679 | 1425793692 | t3_2y9a08 | t5_2to41 | 249 | [deleted]: TIFU by being waving my dick at my gf's parents.
This fuck up didn't happen today, or even this year, but on the [Iron bowl](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Bowl) of 2013.
I had been invited to watch the game at the house of a girl I was dating at the time. Her father was an only child, and only had girl c... | 5 | 49.8 | |
1425736444 | 1425766699 | t3_2y8mlt | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mnameis: TIFU by lying on match.com
Not today but a little while ago, I was going up to NYC to visit family, see the sites, that kind of stuff. I had never joined a dating site before but decided to give them a try. So I sign up and tell the truth about everything on that form you fill out except the part where it says... | 3 | 1 | |
1425751537 | 1425757874 | t3_2y9bmy | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girl's relationship stronger than ever
Stoga: You didn't do that, sounds like one of those break up and get back together repeatedly couples. Get yourself out of there and avoid a lot of ass ache.
Zmini12: Yeah, she's broken up with quite a few guys over the years I've known her. I complete... | 3 | 1 | |
1425753464 | 1425753977 | t3_2y9fce | t5_2to41 | 52 | 1000korpses: TIFU by sneaking a boy into my house
This happened when I was 16; I had been dating this guy for several months and wanted to sneak him in my house hoping to lose my virginity.
After my dad fell asleep he drove over, parked down the street, and we quietly made it to my room, started making out and got into... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1425753507 | 1425789617 | t3_2y9fez | t5_2to41 | 17 | FurrFexAche: TIFU by throwing toilet paper up the stairs
I like to help out around the house. I'm 19 years old and male but from time to time, I'll help my mom bake cakes for my little brother and sister. Today was one of those days. I had been out drinking all night so I was a little hungover, and one of my hangover r... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425751439 | 1425756422 | t3_2y9bge | t5_2to41 | 9 | brickoftr00th: TIFU by not trusting a fart.
Blah blah, couple weeks ago, whatever.
So I was on my lunch break at work and decided to head off to Dunkin's to grab a coffee and a croissant. I was driving back to work and it was just *pouring* sheets of rain. As I was driving, I suddenly felt a shart coming. I tried to c... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425754598 | 1425757727 | t3_2y9hkj | t5_2to41 | 45 | SlimSmokey: TIFU by showing my sketchbook to a girl I like.
So this happened last week and I still don't know what to do. So there is this girl in my class that I like and we shall call her Jane(not real name). About two weeks before this happened my friend had hit me up because he wanted me to do some artwork for him.... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1425755125 | 1425810617 | t3_2y9im5 | t5_2to41 | 150 | sol_on_fire: TIFU by sexting my husband's boss.
Sooo... this just happened.
My SO is at work, I am at home. Occasionally I enjoy giving him things to think about to make the day more difficult/fun. You know what I'm talking about. The naughty text. The illicit pic. No big deal, he likes it and I like distracting him. ... | 5 | 30 | |
1425755571 | 1425758326 | t3_2y9jft | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend pee her pants in my car
This happened yesterday. I was supposed to pick my girlfriend up and drive us a couple of states over so we could go to the beach for the weekend. I called my girlfriend at 8am and told her I would be getting her in an hour. While talking to her It quickly... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425755847 | 1425771604 | t3_2y9jyq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by wake n bake
So today i woke up around 4 pm and went for a cigar, meanwhile my roommate arrives from school and se decide to smoke one( i smoke weed 3/4 times a week so im used to it) but i havent eat since lunch time the day before 20mn goes by and im starting to get sweaty feeling like im going to p... | 5 | 1 | |
1425753995 | 1425846478 | t3_2y9gcq | t5_2to41 | 8 | raw_onion_peel: TIFU by puking on my boyfriend's cock.
We were having a great time and it was actually quite amazing since this is the first time I actually learnt (after so much experimenting) how to give a blowjob right. It sure might not be difficult for some but it took some tries for me. I was so happy. It just so... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425755824 | 1425780494 | t3_2y9jwy | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering chinese food
My name is Sean. Pronounced Shawn. It rhymes with Yawn. Not Seen.
I drove to pickup my chinese food order which I ordered online from my apartment. It's been really snowy lately so it was a bit of a hassle driving there but I finally arrived.
“Hello, pick up?”
“yeah”
“name... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1425754507 | 1425763338 | t3_2y9hdi | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dlmutton: TIFU by indirectly stabbing someone
Ok, so this was about 4-5 years ago when I was 13 (17 now) and I still feel bad whenever someone brings this story up even though everyone around me finds it fucking hilarious.
So I was in science class when my Science teacher Ms P said we were going to make some DNA chai... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425754692 | 1425763406 | t3_2y9hr7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | theshowstoppa34: TIFU by having a one night stand.
So I saw the other one night stand post, and I think mine was probably worse, You be the judge.
To set the scene it was a Monday night, should have been tip off 1 not to go out but it was first week back to college after winter break and my room mates were going to on... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425757511 | 1425759977 | t3_2y9mzj | t5_2to41 | 6 | NoMoreHoneyBoozeBooz: TIFU by purposefully gaining 35lbs to become obese.
This actually started in March of last year. I was 165lbs (5'6" male) and started to gain weight (only 5lbs) due to drinking a lot of alcohol and eating a lot of food. I decided I wanted to become obese and hit 200lbs to see how much I'd have to ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425757053 | 1425798324 | t3_2y9m6w | t5_2to41 | 22 | paperorplastered: TIFU by trying to whack it in a moving vehicle
okay, fuck, let me start at the beginning…
I used to think that there was nothing worse than blue balls. Last night, this was proved to be false.
I am 17 and my parents are very strict. I'm really not even allowed to drive on the interstate, but that r... | 6 | 3.666667 |
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