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1425757862 | 1425884055 | t3_2y9no4 | t5_2to41 | -7 | Jamie_Alexander3214: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend
TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend. So a little backstory so this all makes sense, my boyfriend Allen and I have been together for about three and a half years. We have been living together and things have been great.
Allen doesnt even know about this site s... | 3 | -2.333333 | |
1425759205 | 1425783050 | t3_2y9q68 | t5_2to41 | 106 | Paulb127: TIFU by hinting at a stranger I was a murderer.
I drive an Oldsmobile, so I get a lot of looks and awkward red-light chats with old people about the car. So one day after school, my brother and I (I was in the passenger seat) stop at a red light, and an old guy pulls up next to us. The guy turns to me and sho... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1425761469 | 1425762282 | t3_2y9uaa | t5_2to41 | 11 | VindictiveJedi: TIFU by having sex with a girl who had a belly button ring
This actually happened to me a few days ago but finally had the courage to post this. I've known a girl for about 5 years, let's call her Jenna. Jenna and I were friends for the longest time but recently started being FWB and the sex is incredib... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425755222 | 1425764275 | t3_2y9is6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by shuffling cards one handed
I work a security job on the weekends for side cash. As a student, it's a good time to do homework until you forget a laptop charger, like I did today.
I wanted to be productive, so I looked around at what else I had in my bookbag. Magic the Gathering cards. What the hell... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425762313 | 1425763390 | t3_2y9vy2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | nrg9000: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend.
So we have been dating for about three weeks. But my girl, being an old fashioned type, is still saying that it's too early for sex and she wants to wait. So she lives with her mom in the city and I, being the good natured guy that I am, am very friendly with her and hang aro... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425762633 | 1425801409 | t3_2y9wl6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | B3R3N: TIFU by reading TIFU on a bus.
So, the weekend just dawned, and was on my way to meet my friends in another town; so got the bus. After getting on the bus, I discovered it had WiFi. This was the birth of the fuck up.
I decided to connect to the bus' WiFi, and to then browse a little of Reddit's TIFU. Blasting ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425764175 | 1425773680 | t3_2y9zja | t5_2to41 | 15 | Maryb3rry: TIFU by getting a tattoo
Okay, so like every other TIFU, this happened several years ago... But it's taken some time to build up the courage to let the rest of the world laugh at my misfortune instead of the small crowd of friends that, to this day, still snicker every time someone talks about tattoo fuck up... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1425764348 | 1425771280 | t3_2y9zv0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | imvrycold: TIFU by letting an autistic kid get to me
Little back story - I was raised in a foreign country, my family has a lot of anger issues and we got beat a lot growing up, thus our family doesn't have the best relationship. My mom makes me angry a little more than my father because he just says nothing and straig... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425764960 | 1425765643 | t3_2ya112 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Korrin85: TIFU by being the Antichrist!
This happened more like ten years ago.
So back in the day when I was poor, I took the bus to college. On the bus route was this halfway house (or place for the semi-crazies). One day, one of the dudes from the halfway house got on the bus and just stopped and stared at me. I... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1425765273 | 1425780137 | t3_2ya1m1 | t5_2to41 | 51 | MorningSects: TIFU by having a threesome. NSFW
My girlfriend and I have a wild sex life, but we're both professionals so we keep our proclivities private.
Saturday night we went to a BDSM party with an ex-girlfriend where everybody had an amazing, fuck-up free time. After the party we returned to my house for round o... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1425765696 | 1425799125 | t3_2ya2f3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a random erection in baggy boxers
So I was out , a casual morning trip to the shops, when all of a sudden i felt my penis start to 'enlarge' shall we say. I thought nothing of it, as it had happened many a time before, but once it reached the length it normally did, it didn't stop growing. It... | 3 | 2 | |
1425763173 | 1425771150 | t3_2y9xmb | t5_2to41 | 58 | theactualliz: TIFU by going to Chuck E Cheese.....
Normally this is a great place to take my toddler for lunch. Nice little salad bar, a slice or two pizza, and lots of great games. Good times are had by all.
Today, I pull up into the parking lot and.... huh.... my usual spot is taken. Then I walk in the door. There ... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1425766708 | 1426009205 | t3_2ya48s | t5_2to41 | 65 | Davers36: TIFU by liking a girl to much...
So to start off me and this girl have been talking for a little over a month. On the scale of 1-10 she was definitely a 10 in everyones book. Me I'm average so about a 7ish not the best but certainly not the worst. Also this isnt a throwaway account because If you (you know wh... | 12 | 5.416667 | |
1425767544 | 1425810336 | t3_2ya5sm | t5_2to41 | 62 | TheySayImZack: TIFU by accidentally giving my 82yo grandfather a porno movie
This didn't happen today, but it goes down as one of my most worst family moments.
The year was 1992, the summer before college. I was known as that guy who was constantly creating mix tapes (yes, analog tapes for all of you young kids). Ba... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1425769080 | 1425770094 | t3_2ya8hm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being typical white girl wasted
Like most stories, not today, but last night actually.
So I've been feeling pretty shit recently. My boyfriend isn't interested in me, we don't talk much and I actually found out that today he's moving away so we're breaking up Monday probably.
This, combined with me... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425769649 | 1425789172 | t3_2ya9ig | t5_2to41 | -23 | ilovejarm: TIFU by inadvertently rubbing my genitals on my girlfriends step mothers face and then almost killing my girlfriend by giving her the wrong medicine. [NSFW]
Hello reddit, I am new to you and new to English so bare with me. This fuck up actually just happened today so I just felt like spilling the beans while... | 20 | -1.15 | |
1425767768 | 1425849600 | t3_2ya679 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AGenerousHandjob: TIFU by going back to college from spring break one day early
This happened right now. I just got to my University's main building to charge my phone and call my parents to let them know about the fuck up I just committed.
I go to **Ohio University** in Athens. For some reason we have a super early s... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425768414 | 1425777783 | t3_2ya7bj | t5_2to41 | 7 | jeweymcjewerson: TIFU by offering to lift the Torah in Synogogue
Not today actually, but for those who may not know, after reading from the torah scrolls, a part of the rutual involves lifting the scroll overhead to allow the congregation to see what you have read. One important caveat to this is that if you drop the ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425767476 | 1425836074 | t3_2ya5np | t5_2to41 | 28 | JamesJoycelyn: TIFU by killing moblins in church.
TIFU by my mom attempting to shut me up during a funeral.
Yeah so this one is pretty old, but hopefully still enjoyable.
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...We're going on an airplane ride!? To the capital city? Holy shit, and I get to meet my counsins??
Awesome. I can't wait. D... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1425770117 | 1425816312 | t3_2yaabj | t5_2to41 | 15 | planetidiot: TIFU by getting all my laptops stolen the day before exhibiting my game at GDC, and how I managed to fix everything
San Francsico, a parking garage and a car full of critical and valuable equipment the day before exhibiting my game in a booth I paid ~$3,000 for: A single lapse in judgement that nearly cost... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1425772307 | 1425813497 | t3_2yae3b | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity NSFW
Ok, so this happened thirteen years ago, but it's always bothered me. Here's the story:
I was out of high school for the summer and about to enter college. I had just started dating a girl that was a year younger than me. We hooked up for a couple of months and just before I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425771934 | 1425884236 | t3_2yadg4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | here--kitty--kitty: TIFU by exposing middle schoolers to chlamydia
Every week, I volunteer at a small-town library as an after school "college counselor." A handful of students and I hang out with the kids to help with homework, play games, and mindlessly rant about how wonderful our University is. Now, I love the movi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425771506 | 1425773724 | t3_2yacp6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Zhoom45: TIFU by relieving pressure.
This happened last night, so I guess it still counts for being within the last 24 hours. Anyway, last night I was on a date with a very attractive coworker of mine that I've had a bit of a crush on for the last few weeks. We had a nice dinner, and everything was going along just gre... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425773954 | 1425775020 | t3_2yah0s | t5_2to41 | 36 | Bagaratoni: TIFU by trying to be a hero.
I'll start from the beginning.
It's lunch. I'm chowing down, enjoying a delicious burrito. This is a school day. (I'm in high school).
I'm sitting down, minding by own business, mouth full of burrito, when suddenly I notice something. The girl who is sitting across from me i... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1425769797 | 1425830924 | t3_2ya9ru | t5_2to41 | 10 | thisshortenough: TIFU by trying to be sexy and spontaneous
So tonight I was flirting with this guy I've been sort of seeing. You know the way it goes when you first start going out with someone, you get that excited feeling whenever you're around them, you act in ways you never thought you could.
Anyway I normally ha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425774198 | 1425791294 | t3_2yahf3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by proclaiming my love to my formerly-male best friend
This actually happened today because I've gotta let it out to someone... I'm basically shaking at the thought of what I just did and I know I can't tell anyone because, without proper context, it sounds pretty fucked up. Throwaway because people k... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1425774930 | 1425842254 | t3_2yaimt | t5_2to41 | 58 | the_throbbing: TIFU by enjoying my music
This just happened like ten minutes ago, I'm still so embarrassed.
Some background:
I work in a grocery store in the dairy department and I get to listen to my ipod when I'm in the cooler putting things on the shelf through the back side.
Now the FU. So there I am minding ... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1425772824 | 1425782575 | t3_2yaexr | t5_2to41 | 17 | capnjaque: TIFU by wearing my fitness tracker.
I was so excited to have my fitness tracker, UP24, delivered to my apartment two nights ago. I put the thing off and haven't taken it off since. I friended everyone I knew, got all the fitness apps I use hooked up so that I have my meals posted and exercises updated in an ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425776464 | 1425780420 | t3_2yal74 | t5_2to41 | 11 | -OxO-: Tifu by being fingered while driving
This actually happened last month and this was more tifu for him than for me, but here it is
So my xname and I decided to go out for dinner early morning. He works until late and I never sleep early so dinner at 2am actually works.
So dinner happens, we talk, we joke and s... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425740103 | 1425780566 | t3_2y8rjf | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheRagingLemon: TIFU by clicking on shock porn links [NSFW?]
Obligatory this happened like three years ago statement.
Anyway, back a few years ago, my parents were always rather protective of my usage of my computer. This has since warn off a bit but, back a few years ago, my father put this Norton program on my comp... | 3 | 4 | |
1425777837 | 1425781401 | t3_2yanek | t5_2to41 | 6 | envory: TIFU by not asking the girl out
Hello reddit, long time creeper average poster here, and today I am going to bring stupidity to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL I promise.
So I've been chasing this girl for around 6 months now, she's gorgeous into ballroom dancing, anime, gaming and wants me to teach her how to build compute... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425777964 | 1425778934 | t3_2yanle | t5_2to41 | 4 | essayelynch: TIFU by forgetting when I saw a musical
So... the wife and I are packing up our house, getting it ready to be sold, and today was "pack up all the useless glassware." This includes things like souvenir shot glasses, mugs, etc. We're going through these and there's one for the musical "Kiss Me Kate." I have... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425779119 | 1425812170 | t3_2yapho | t5_2to41 | 10 | Shoulderstar: TIFU by Triggering an Autistic Meltdown
This happened a few years ago at a middle school where I worked as a Grade 7 teacher.
Some background: I tried to make kids feel special on their birthday, or at the very least, embarrass them in front of their peers. In my mind, it was important to acknowledge tha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425780084 | 1425781453 | t3_2yar1j | t5_2to41 | 7 | KingMufasa20: TIFU by looking at my dick at work
So this actually happened today. About 15 minutes ago to be exact, I'm still at work now.
So to give some context have had this weird rash on the head of penis for a few days that's bothering me, I genuinely don't think it's an STD but the thought is there none the less... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425779238 | 1425792901 | t3_2yapo1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | iloveyoualready: TIFU by breaking a condom with a girl from Tinder
Throwaway cause this is pretty embarrassing...
So like most fuck ups, this one didn't happen today but about a month ago over the course of a few days. I know this is long, but this fuck up has layers.
I made a profile on tinder like a month and half ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425777146 | 1425833768 | t3_2yama2 | t5_2to41 | 91 | jimmybagofdonuts: TIFU by playing a practical joke on my secretary
So, like always, this happened awhile ago.
One of our secretaries came into work one day and announced that she's engaged, and she immediately changed her screensaver into rolling text that said "Only 370 days until my big day!!!!". So every day when ... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1425780231 | 1425781456 | t3_2yarah | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend at 12
So, as the title says, I was twelve. This happened years ago like most TIFUs do, but i thought it was a pretty bad fuck up so, why not share it?
anyway, so, it was around new years, i had been dating a girl for a few months, and we decided to take things to the next lev... | 3 | 1 | |
1425781362 | 1425788587 | t3_2yat3t | t5_2to41 | 4 | spectre3621: TIFU by finding out I'm not weak for not being able to open my coffee.
I just need to vent my frustration at myself.
So for those who live in the U.S., and maybe some other countries, Starbucks has these coffees called "Frappucinos", basically iced coffees that are pretty expensive, but that may be me bei... | 4 | 1 | |
1425779417 | 1425786333 | t3_2yapy3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not fucking up
I haven't fucked up in a while, which now gives me nothing to really actually post about. But since I don't have anything to share or distribute off the top of my head of that's even relatively interesting I've fucked up this post. Or have I?
tl;dr idk if i gone fucked up or not
herr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425781643 | 1425811969 | t3_2yatks | t5_2to41 | 25 | boyfriend_throwaway2: TIFU by setting my girlfriend on fire
Throwaway because of the obvious...
So tonight my girlfriend came over to visit. We were sitting in our living room catching up - Everything is going smoothly, we crack a few beers and start bitching about our office jobs. My roommates are out so we have a li... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1425780998 | 1425783414 | t3_2yasje | t5_2to41 | 25 | NaughtyGaymer: TIFU By texting my Mom my hostage situation code phrase.
Little background, I'm about 7 hours away by car and I only get to see my parents during the summer.
So I was reading through the thread on the frontpage about what you would say to secretly alert a family member you are in trouble.
One that stoo... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1425778808 | 1425844458 | t3_2yap06 | t5_2to41 | 465 | willyouswagme: TIFU by masturbating in my dorm room.
So here I am, doing my homework, writing a paper on teddy Roosevelt, and browsing reddit at the same time. I come across a pretty hot picture on realgirls, so naturally my little guy starts asking for attention. A few clicks later and here I am watching full blown po... | 4 | 116.25 | |
1425781960 | 1425787337 | t3_2yau35 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Switch367: TIFU: By attempting to raid my step mother's candy stash (NSFW Probably)
(Obligatory "This happened last week" Disclaimer)
**Exposition:**
For clarification purposes, I live with my father and step mother. My step mother hides her candy stashed behind some canned goods in a cupboard. I hope she does not th... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425781941 | 1425786216 | t3_2yau25 | t5_2to41 | 7 | erdocsg: Tifu by showing my wife "nsfw"
TiFU by anting to show my wife, some interesting/gross/odd pictures. So I told her how i ALWAYS click on "nsfw". I went to show her what i meant, and proceeded to click on a nsfw post, which happened to be a girl bend over showing her vagina; then another, of two naked Japanese g... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425783280 | 1425797019 | t3_2yaw7g | t5_2to41 | 8 | ihaveaprettylady: TIFU by being my emotional depressed self
To keep it short I was going to get laid today. Me and my girlfriend never have the chance because our roommate is always home and the most drunken awkward 40 year old ever. I fucked up because I got emotional and cried because I want us to get married but she... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425784135 | 1425785173 | t3_2yaxl0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Polyfor_: TIFUcked Jessica
Alright alright alright. This was not today. It was 2008.
So I had this job working for a political campaign. What I didn't know was that political campaigning is just an excuse for a bunch of college kids to get shwasted every night and grope in the dark (or in the light or wherever).
This... | 3 | 1 | |
1425783993 | 1425831532 | t3_2yaxd3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my girlfriend a TIFU thread before sexy time [NSFW]
Before I(20) tell you this story, I need to explain that my girlfriend(18) and I are two very open minded people. We prank each other and have a similar sense of humor. We're very open minded to sexual things and have no problem trying them ... | 4 | 2 | |
1425784840 | 1425786995 | t3_2yayot | t5_2to41 | 6 | energeticnarcoleptic: TIFU by getting slutty drunk
I don't drink often so when I'm a terribly lightweighted drinker. I had half a bottle of sav blanc and two shots of whiskey. I was fine until my buddy handed me the whiskey.
I was groping all the girls, shutting down guys, exclaiming loudly how happy I was that every... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425781257 | 1425816796 | t3_2yasyu | t5_2to41 | 2 | asssmellslikearmpits: TIFU by missing my alarm... and shitting my pants.
This actually happened Monday, but I couldnt post it due to the rules. Also had to make a throwaway.
I have several alarms set on my phone, just in case I miss one (or two). Well, I have a cheap andriod, and theyre kinda prone to randomly change... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425785220 | 1425791668 | t3_2yazaz | t5_2to41 | 55 | Beat_City_2014: TIFU by masturbating on the toilet [NSFW]
This didn't happen today, but it was just a few days ago and I've been waiting until I finally had enough time to post it.
So, I've been friends with this girl, we'll call her Angela, for about three years now. Recently she moved into the city I live in, and... | 12 | 4.583333 | |
1425785359 | 1425787558 | t3_2yazim | t5_2to41 | 10 | zxj4k3xz: TIFU by getting my pants stuck.
Today, my parents are volunteering at a carnival until late at night, so I was on my own for dinner. Decided to make some good ol' Bagel Bites, since i'm too lazy to actually cook anything. While waiting for the delicious little wheels of bagel, sauce and cheese to cook, I sat ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1425784082 | 1426005135 | t3_2yaxi4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Trilegged_Minotaur: TIFU by turning the lab blue and getting pneumonia
This actually happened about three or four years ago when I was an undergraduate - I'm now a PhD student at a prestigious university in the Pacific Northwest. At the time I was doing a research project with a toxicology professor, and I was weighin... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1425783584 | 1425790616 | t3_2yawp3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | NoPantsJake: TIFU by Jerking Off Without Fixing My Door
TIFU by getting bored in my room and deciding to jack off. I pull up my laptop, grab headphones and drop my pants around my ankles. This is one of those times where none of the videos will load, or if they will, they're just not doing it for me. Finally I find a v... | 4 | 3 | |
1425783468 | 1425809729 | t3_2yawi6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | DanielStevdgi: TIFU by walking a girl home
So I'm a little drunk. This is the second time I've written this cos I accidentally deleted it the first time.
So I'm a virgin college student and I was at a party and things were going well and I was being pretty successful with the girls. There was this one girl called Clai... | 3 | 4 | |
1425787652 | 1425789729 | t3_2yb32b | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ambassador_zim: tifu by taking the safer option.
To start off a little bit of background. Like most posts this did not happen today but almost a year ago. A month before I turned 21 I decided that I wanted nothing more in life than to own a motorcycle. That being the case and me being "young and stupid" I sold the car ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425786875 | 1425870759 | t3_2yb1wh | t5_2to41 | 10 | TwoThoughts: TIFU by telling my boss with cancer that she's ugly.
This actually happened about two years ago.
I was at work and my boss had ordered lunch for herself to be delivered to the office. She had told me that if the delivery came while she was still in the back with a patient (she's a dentist,) to grab some c... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425787532 | 1425821517 | t3_2yb2vu | t5_2to41 | 3,894 | tifuhelp: TIFU by finding the worst shit on my buddy's laptop
so, this happened about 8 or 9 days ago, and this has really fucked up my head. i go on theync and liveleak and shit, so i thought i was pretty desensitized, but my buddy, let's call him...brock?(yeah, brock) proved that was a load of bull right there.
any ... | 24 | 162.25 | |
1425788260 | 1425811146 | t3_2yb3za | t5_2to41 | 8 | cumribs: TIFU by eating my own cum
Tonight I was having some ribs at my computer desk for a post work dinner.
Afterwards like most nights I felt a need to go look up some porn and have some personal time to myself.
I do the whole song and dance and finish up, because I'm extra tired from work today I figure I'll jus... | 4 | 2 | |
1425788006 | 1425835028 | t3_2yb3me | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in my closet to amazing titties
I'm a young adult, and I'm coming up on my 4 month anniversary with my girlfriend. Sadly, we're long distance at the moment, and she lives four hours away. Despite this, we care for each other a great deal and hope to persist through it.
She asks me to Sk... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1425781414 | 1425937489 | t3_2yat7b | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking shower
TIFU (this is my first post and it said I have to start with TIFU so yea). Unlike most stories on here, this one did actually happen today. But anywhere, here we go. The past few days I've been feeling a little sick, but luckily had off from school Thursday and Friday because of snow(No... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1425789257 | 1425789606 | t3_2yb5ha | t5_2to41 | 6 | verytguy: TIFU by confusing Jeremy Clarkson of top gear with Ron Jeremy.
My friend, his father, and I were talking about top gear. His father asks me if I watch top gear, which I do on occasions. I precede to say yes I watch the European edition of top gear with Ron Jeremy. My friend starts dying laughing. I then reali... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425789674 | 1425917561 | t3_2yb63o | t5_2to41 | 439 | screwyoudoc: TIFU by shaving my balls before a physical. [NSFW]
So this actually kinda happened today, for once.
A bit of background, 1, I am 17, male I shave my balls, have done so for a year or so now, it feels nice, whatever, 2, I personally identify as bisexual, 3, I come from a VERY strict Christian fundamentalis... | 14 | 31.357143 | |
1425785047 | 1425866411 | t3_2yaz0g | t5_2to41 | 2 | bruh_21: TIFU by watching a movie with my parents
So, this happened a few nights ago.
It all began when my mom called me upstairs to the bedroom she and my dad share. She told me to watch a movie with them. After considering it (the ps4 was on downstairs), I decided to stay with them. About 5 minutes later, we were wa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425765730 | 1425837687 | t3_2ya2h8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding a spare key in a pipe bomb
Not today, but several years ago. SYAIFU doesn't roll off the tongue like TIFU, so here we are.
We were renting a house. I wanted to hide a spare key outside. I was too lazy to go to the store to buy a hide-a-key rock but too impatient to wait until the next time I ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1425793208 | 1425837815 | t3_2ybb2d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting here instead of calling an ambulance.
UltimateDracoMeteor: AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if this is fake please tell me now so I don't die of a heart attack
Fuck shit dammit motherfucking shit shit shit shit shit
Eggimations: Today you fucked up by trusting someone on TIFU. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1425793842 | 1425795301 | t3_2ybbx1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Neverwaitsfor: Tifu by leaving the bathroom door open...
So this actually happened today...
I have two cats and I normally leave my bathroom door open, because they both have pretty severe separation anxiety, and will tear up the carpet outside the door if I close it.
Well, today I had to use the bathroom, and it was... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425795005 | 1425995582 | t3_2ybdco | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my car unlocked
Well, at sea world in Australia 1 day before driving outback to start work!
My old van I share with my girlfriend has central locking but sometimes it doesn't work. Well, today I locked my car and didn't check the main side door to check if it had locked. It hadn't
I return ... | 8 | 9.625 | |
1425796095 | 1425799800 | t3_2ybekt | t5_2to41 | 5 | soundtech_157: TIFU by moving into an apartment
Hey reddit,
So tifu because I moved to a big city for the first time after getting a job there. Turns out I moved into an apartment near a crazy ex girlfriend.
Here's some back story so you can understand how its a fuck up. I dated this girl in highschool for over a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425795348 | 1425798532 | t3_2ybdr0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | not_that_jenny: TIFU by not locking my door
Hello redditers,
I live in a very busy area in a university town in Canada (hence leaving the door unlocked). Today, while I was watching a movie with 2 of my roommates we heard the door open and someone go upstairs. We thought nothing of it at first as our roommate was out ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425797948 | 1425811639 | t3_2ybgqi | t5_2to41 | 12 | MsPrettyBird: TIFU with my SO's male friend. NSFW -ish
I actually fucked up several months ago... I just didn't know to what extent until recently!
This was about 3 months ago. My [27f] boyfriend [28m] invited his coworker [21m] – who we'll call "Nick" – to join us for a night of drinking and dancing at various local ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425795795 | 1425828619 | t3_2ybe9q | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing the board of the company I work for porn.
Let me preface this by saying I work as a general assistant to all the guests of a hotel, I do everything from fix faucets to helping with internet problems.
This just happened today hours before posting this.
A few days ago a couple of the board me... | 4 | 3 | |
1425793021 | 1426419661 | t3_2ybat8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Nikolai_Blak: TIFU by having sex with a woman
Like most TIFUs I read this one didn't happen today, it happened three years ago. My girlfriend and I had broken up and I finally gave up my virginity to her before it happened so I figured I was free to do whatever I want, or rather whomever. I would occasionally look thro... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1425799447 | 1425806717 | t3_2ybidb | t5_2to41 | 3 | jrkrone: TIFU by ordering pizza hut
kwyjiboner: You got sick because you ate an entire pizza. Have fun explaining that when your parents get home you gourmand.
jrkrone: Actually only ate half of ot
| 3 | 1 | |
1425800370 | 1425865168 | t3_2ybjbt | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU By masturbating in the shower (self explainatory NSFW)
Today I fucked up. Fucked up big.
You see, I have been with my gf, let's call her Bridget, for about 18 months. We have moved in together, share similar interests, all the normal stuff. Now I am quite interested in 2 things, Technology and Cars. And... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1425800791 | 1425811412 | t3_2ybjq2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | moral_obligations: TIFU by buying monster hunter 4 ultimate
Spookymank: Give one to me
Malamutewhisperer: And me. Problem solved!
| 3 | 1 | |
1425797231 | 1425808084 | t3_2ybfwl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my raging male hormones get the best of me NSFW
disambiguated: >P.S. wouldn't mind advice on how to actually end the drought
Visit Southeast Asia.
PhillyDaPhillPhill: Without actually getting a hooker lol
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425801917 | 1425811333 | t3_2ybktr | t5_2to41 | 13 | TheProfessorRetro: TIFU by going into my roommate's fucking room
algbs3: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2yap06/tifu_by_masturbating_in_my_dorm_room/
kylegreenebasscadet: when wow becomes wowow lol
Malamutewhisperer: one a /u/ for 6 months...the other 2 years!
I wasn't expecting to find that.
kylegreenebasscade... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425801745 | 1425809261 | t3_2ybknn | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out I caused my sister to get cancer.
Chargedpixelz: Am I the only one who doesn't understand the end? And OP, if your sister actually has cancer, I'm very sorry and I hope she makes a full recovery.
kestrel42: Bullshit 9gag causes cancer post
Chargedpixelz: Oh I understand it now, Op was ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425792415 | 1425814497 | t3_2yb9zi | t5_2to41 | 1 | joebosstifu: Tifu The Shoestring
So this happened Friday as today is Sunday ...from the start ..I am a Jr in high school and started my 2nd semester and my 4th block class is Spanish and there is an amazing girl (we'll call her s ) well s is extremely beautiful and has an awesome personality so as you may have guess... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425805312 | 1425852469 | t3_2ybnt3 | t5_2to41 | 3,933 | Masculineish: Tifu by selling a 15 year old girl my used phone with nudes on it
So this happened yesterday but I couldn't post it as it was not the weekend.
I put up my phone for sell on a local classified app because I upgraded and wanted a little cash to justify the cost of my new phone. It was up for a week or so ... | 16 | 245.8125 | |
1425806221 | 1425809038 | t3_2ybold | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating peanuts
I'm allergic to peanuts. I have a job interview in a few hours.
WonderfulVasectomy: #yolo
Icymountain: Just about sums it up
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425806766 | 1425818761 | t3_2ybp23 | t5_2to41 | 9 | jdanhyde: TIFU by trying to have a nice dinner with my GF
Alright, while this did not happen **today**, it did happen in the past 24 hours. My girlfriend's birthday is on the 9th, so on Friday, we went to see The Lazarus Effect (good movie fuckin scary), on Saturday, we had a very nice dinner prepared by her mother, th... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1425807171 | 1425807981 | t3_2ybpea | t5_2to41 | 15 | ChristopherMaxwell: TIFU By Listening to Mom
This actually happened on Friday but I had to wait until the weekend to share this.
So on a late Friday night, my mom came into my room and asked me to take a look at her rash. I wouldn't have known what caused it since I'm not a doctor but I took a look just to pretend I ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1425808605 | 1425810233 | t3_2ybqjy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting hooked over another girl.
Heyo im Guesswho :)
Today, i decided, i was going full out on a saturday night. I started drinking and smoking ganjaroos since i woke up at 12:00 pm. Yes i have issues, pardon me... but i honestly give no fucks.
So im getting pumped going out with this girl that ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425810372 | 1425836806 | t3_2ybs1o | t5_2to41 | 10 | norwegianhammer: (NSFW) TIFU by discovering NSFWRand button.
Today wasn't my actual fuck up, but the realization of my fuck up. A couple weeks ago, while browsing the NSFW side of Reddit, I noticed the small link at the top if the page titled NSFWRand. Neat, I can click and get a random sub. Now, while there's a lot o... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425810513 | 1425814408 | t3_2ybs67 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwaway1111-4: TIFU By watching a movie with my room mates. NSFW
SuntorySenpai: Just as a little warning, Loli is quickly being considered illegal and people have and are being arrested and sentenced for it.
noxero: Why are drawings of sexual nature being concidered illegal even if they are depicting illegal acts? ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425813477 | 1425815561 | t3_2ybun3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway7643242: TIFU by standing in the middle of a parking stall.
Today I decided to go to the beach with my best friend and our sisters. We each drove, taking our sisters as siblings (new drivers can only have one passenger).
Upon arrival, it was incredibly packed with cars. Luckily, I found a parking spot wit... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425825938 | 1425924398 | t3_2ybvgw | t5_2to41 | 15 | JDM_4life: Dude, no. It's dead.
Rock48: /r/outoftheloop much?
What'd he say?
JDM_4life: Something something arrow to the knee
Rock48: *shudders*
Raven1586: I thought it was "I used to be a fapper like you once, then I took a load to the eye"
Rock48: Well, could have been worse-- but then again --old memes
Raven1586: ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1425791315 | 1425836410 | t3_2yb8f2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing myself in the my friends bed
This was last night.
So one of my good friends threw a party at her place. I don't know her roommates well at all so I didn't really know anyone there besides her going into it but had a great time nonetheless and got way too smashed as I usually do. Not surprisi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425816689 | 1425845929 | t3_2ybxla | t5_2to41 | 664 | miracl3s: TIFU by insulting my younger brother
I've only started posting on reddit and its been a pretty good experience.
So, let me just start off by giving a little back story. Im in an Asian family and we're going out for dinner in a nice thai restaurant. Somewhat related, my brother is the epitome of a spoiled br... | 7 | 94.857143 | |
1425817823 | 1425818552 | t3_2ybyp8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | XoRaX5: TIFU by putting on an alarm
WonderfulVasectomy: Erm. This didnt happen to be in an asian country did it?
XoRaX5: I'm asian, happened in Africa :L
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425819721 | 1425839055 | t3_2yc0lw | t5_2to41 | 644 | Meanian: TIFU by injuring my wife accidently and then making a rape joke.(NSFW)
It was last week but I am still suffering today so it counts.
So last week I had a few drinks and play tackled my wife onto our bed. It was all in good fun but I pushed her shoulder a little hard in the fun and she pulled a muscle. No big ... | 6 | 107.333333 | |
1425820193 | 1425898283 | t3_2yc166 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Bermuda_Jim: TIFU by willingly putting Tiger Balm on my balls.
I get pretty frequent migraines. Something I do to help treat these migraines is use a cream called Tiger Balm on my upper back and temples. Tiger Balm is basically a super-powered version of Icy Hot, using Menthol and Camphor.
I had asked my fiance to put... | 7 | 8 | |
1425812788 | 1425865256 | t3_2ybu2l | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU-got caught masturbating without actually being caught.
saw someone elses masturbating story and remembered mine..
so my old house used to be near the shopping centre and skate park where I used to hang out, anyway my friends would just rock up out of unannounced sometimes, anyway I was watching shit on... | 7 | 3 | |
1425821545 | 1425895037 | t3_2yc2ok | t5_2to41 | 545 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a strip club
This one actually happened today, early hours of the morning. Yesterday was my friends birthday, and last night a big group of us went out to drown ourselves in alcohol. In the first bar we visited, I saw my bosses boss, so basically my boss, we said hello, shook hands and carri... | 14 | 38.928571 | |
1425778978 | 1425866979 | t3_2yap9j | t5_2to41 | 4 | sermolupi: TIFU by weaponizing habeneros
This actually happened tonight. I marinated sliced chicken in some jerk chicken rub. It called for 1 to 2 tsps, but I just dumped a couple of tablespoonfuls in. Whatever, I like spicy food.
An hour later, I was cooking dinner. My infant was on the floor, trying to eat the cats... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425826179 | 1425828764 | t3_2yc8ld | t5_2to41 | 7 | sorrybrowasdrunk: TIFU by sleeping with my brother's wife
I am having to alter some information as the wedding was very recent and my brother sometimes browses reddit.
I've been seeing this girl on and off now for about a year or two, she was super introverted and we met outside a starbucks after I accidentally trippe... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425826556 | 1425856688 | t3_2yc95h | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a nice guy a chance
Okay, let me start with a little information to set to the scene. I am a girl in my twenties. I am considered attractive by conventional standards. I am reentering the dating scene after recently leaving a long-term relationship.
I have a history of dating assholes, and al... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1425818786 | 1425867009 | t3_2ybzn7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DocCox001: TIFU by taking a #2
TLDR: Tried to hold it so I wasn't late, Poo/Pee over my boss
This just happened, i'm sitting in an empty cubicle at work right now trying to stay out of sight, my drenched clothes in the unused cabinet next to me...
I pulled in to work, knowing I should have taken a deuce long before I ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425828245 | 1425923169 | t3_2ycbri | t5_2to41 | 4,490 | HereSirTakeMyUpvote: TIFU by stepping in a dead woman.
So this wasn't today but...
I worked for the local councils gardening squad at the local crematorium.
Part of our duties was digging the occasional grave.
Now this is normally done with a CAT digger but in the case of an overlay ( a coffin at 8ft so their relative ... | 25 | 179.6 |
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