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1425830409 | 1425831699 | t3_2ycf3m | t5_2to41 | 0 | desmondjunwei: TIFU by going to the prostitutes
DTorakhan: Can't climax, too loose. On your first time. BS. Get out of here with this weak crap.
GentlemenSwizard: Ever fuck while your high? Or in your case fap? Shit takes forever I remember losing boners because I lost interest haha.
desmondjunwei: yea, u know wha... | 4 | 0 | |
1425830387 | 1425864968 | t3_2ycf2n | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting ready for a blind date
So this happened last night, i live with my roommate and were both pretty close friends and this particular night i had a blind date set up by my roommate, let calls him Steve. So Steve has arranged this blind date for me and obviously i want to look my best so i go out... | 3 | 32.333333 | |
1425830496 | 1425867936 | t3_2ycf8e | t5_2to41 | 15 | The_Bagel_Guy: Tifu by letting my teammates use my computer.
Tifu by having my teammates use my Mac for a school project. There are two girls on my team who are very controlling. You the type who love to wear the pants. Anyways they pissed me off and I had vent to my girlfriend. I told her they were dumb and how one wa... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1425832321 | 1425835153 | t3_2yciab | t5_2to41 | 4 | not-myrealaccount: TIFU by not knowing how to respond when a former alcoholic shared their past struggle with me
So I am not sure this is as bad as some FUs but "askreddit" has some pretty strict requirements so I thought it would be easier to post here.
I'm fairly new to reddit, my real account is about 4 months old... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425833269 | 1425862763 | t3_2ycjy7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by catching up with an old friend.
So I just got home from seeing a guy I used to be good friends with, haven't seen him in about 8 years. Let's call him Ahmed (31 years old)
So today I opened a Facebook account after 3 years and he randomly added me. We spoke online and I gave him my number. Nothing f... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1425833708 | 1426196369 | t3_2yckrv | t5_2to41 | 3,973 | Buscemis_Weird_Tooth: TIFU by breaking it off with a girl in a moving car.
This didn't happen today, but I thought it would be a decent first post.
So, I had been seeing this girl for several months. I had made it very clear to her that I wasn't interested in a serious relationship and this was just a companionship/s... | 16 | 248.3125 | |
1425833891 | 1425863416 | t3_2ycl30 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Twistytwistin: TIFU by going to a EDM festival
So me and a bunch of friends went to a EDM festival and I did not wear earplugs, and on top of that we were at the front practically the whole time. Result of this fuck up is now I have a constant ringing in my ears and my hearing is muffled.
TLDR - went to EDM festival... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1425834208 | 1425858816 | t3_2ycloy | t5_2to41 | 150 | Lo_blossom: TIFU letting my boyfroend move in
My bf suffers from depression & severe anxiety, was in an unhealthy living environment. He needed to move immediately, so I let him move in with me as a temporary solution. It is only supposed to last until he can find a suitable roommate & home.
One day I caug... | 8 | 18.75 | |
1425833762 | 1426138901 | t3_2yckvf | t5_2to41 | 18 | breakingflynn: TIFU by having the worst bodily malfunction at the absolute worst time
This happened to me on Friday. I haven't been near a computer since to post.
My last post got a lot of complaints that it was way too lengthy among the compliments. I'll do my best to be brief this time.
So I go out after work to ha... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1425835625 | 1425857400 | t3_2ycodh | t5_2to41 | 563 | julsr210: TIFU by vomiting on my disabled boyfriend.
This actually happened a little over a year ago. Approximately 1 1/2 years ago my boyfriend had a horrific car accident. He flipped his car, hit a tree, was (apparently) ejected from the car and found in a muddy ditch. He almost did not survive. While in ICU for 6 we... | 11 | 51.181818 | |
1425835497 | 1425857465 | t3_2yco3l | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dexturrr: TIFU by unintentionally stealing
So this happened when I was about 7 - 9 years old I think, I was with my mom in this toy store and I saw this deck of cards with a Pokemon theme printed on them so I got all excited and grabbed a deck, I mean who wouldn't want a deck of cards with pikachu, charmander, bulbasau... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425836060 | 1425912021 | t3_2ycp71 | t5_2to41 | 1,704 | slyguy47-sb: TIFU by opening mail (NSFW)
This happened about a year ago.
I had ordered a computer part in the mail and I checked to see if I had gotten it every day after. One day there is a box at the front door. It was addressed to my mom because it was bought on her credit card so I went and opened the package, e... | 12 | 142 | |
1425829169 | 1425850740 | t3_2ycd5y | t5_2to41 | 27 | Mr_Bluescreen: TIFU by saying fuck out loud in 2nd grade
It was midday, and we were beginning to switch classes for our next period. After we were assigned with the teacher, the class was taken to the computer lab and told to play some educational games off some website (I forgot what). I had no particular game to pl... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1425836756 | 1425841121 | t3_2ycqhb | t5_2to41 | 7 | tifubuthewascool: TIFU by beating the shit out of two gangsters.(Yakuza)
AiwhaBait71: So other than wiping the floor with the Yakuza, how did you f*ck up?
tifubuthewascool: Besides being a foreigner getting into a brawl in the country I just moved to I also designated myself as a target to some humiliated hotheaded g... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425834769 | 1425838874 | t3_2ycmpn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking up trash around my school
So this FU happen a couple of days ago. I'm in the JROTC at my school so it is required for everbody in the club to do community service. So me and one of my friends (lets call him John) were walking around the school to pick up the trash that people put and bushes t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425837363 | 1425938096 | t3_2ycrlw | t5_2to41 | 2,646 | The_Horror_Author: TIFU by hiding in the shower...
Never thought I'd get PTSD from taking a shower. Things you must know:
-Our bathroom door's lock does not work anymore
-Our shower has a black curtain you cannot see through
-Our toilet is separated from the shower by a tiny wall
-The sink is on the other side ... | 10 | 264.6 | |
1425837638 | 1425948014 | t3_2ycs4d | t5_2to41 | 85 | BigBootyJewdy: TIFU by sending my instructor every single nude I have. In the middle of FU & need advice!
Well reddit, today I done fucked up.
I have a reddit ritual where I browse the scary/creepy subs all day and at the end of the night I come over here to /r/tifu to take a gander at the top posts of the day. ... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1425837994 | 1425857503 | t3_2ycst9 | t5_2to41 | 341 | Vegardmeow: TIFU by posting a nude on my story
This happend just a few hours from now.
I was going to send a nude to my gf, but accidently posted it on "My Story" on Snapchat without noticing... a few hours later my friend asked me what the fuck I had posted. I checked snapchat, and then I knew. I fucked up...
Luckil... | 6 | 56.833333 | |
1425838587 | 1425839579 | t3_2yctxo | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nate050: TIFU by leaving me snapchat app open when falling asleep [kinda NSFW]
So last night I came home from an airsoft scenario tired as all hell and saw that people were talking to me on the app. I talk to people until about 10pm and fell asleep on my bed with the app open. So my phone is jailbroken and I have a twe... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425839973 | 1425845379 | t3_2ycwof | t5_2to41 | 12 | trashytrash169: Tifu by masturbating
Ok so sweet throaway name right? Anyway this happened about a month ago. So after a long day of Act prepping and practice i decide the best thing to do to clear my concience is to strangle the sea monster. So its a pretty typical jerk, about 9:00 (My parents tend to stay downstairs ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425840142 | 1425857595 | t3_2ycx09 | t5_2to41 | 5 | nthomas504: TIFU concealing my secret identify.
Ok so this happened literally 10 minutes ago and am dealing with the consequences now.
I am a casual weed smoker that keeps my secret from my family who are completely opposed to anything that has to due to smoking because of many people in our family dying of lung canc... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425837527 | 1425925358 | t3_2ycrwy | t5_2to41 | 36 | Peanutbutta33: TIFU, by asking my dad help clean out my old apartment
Okay so I recently moved to a new place and had recruited my dad to help with the move. My friends and I had moved most of my stuff clothes, furniture, books, and just other crap. Fast forward I'm down to the nitty gritty and ask my dad if he can hel... | 4 | 9 | |
1425842320 | 1425846101 | t3_2yd1dy | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tainek: TIFU by not stopping my friend from doing something stupid
Sorry this happened years ago before reddit existed but browsing this reddit reminded me of this hilarious fuck up.
Back when I was a kid I use to play with my friends in the backyard/parking lot of somebody's house. We loved to bike, so we were just b... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425844414 | 1425862729 | t3_2yd5mb | t5_2to41 | 6 | HourDumpDude: TIFU by making my teachers think I took an hour to take a dump.
**FIRST POST!**
Today I had an English writing Assessment which would go towards my final grade. Knowing I could not do the test because I hadn't prepared like everyone else, I had a cunning plan.
(No one told me there was a test today...)
... | 3 | 2 | |
1425827379 | 1425899200 | t3_2ycael | t5_2to41 | 8 | London_Pride: TIFU by giving an assessed presentation from my laptop.
So, I might have lost a few marks (Read: all of them) on my presentation today.
I had to give a presentation about a piece of work I'm doing in front of my class, which is videoed and assessed by two of my lecturers. So, having all the relevant stu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425844949 | 1425845341 | t3_2yd6o8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | jetstreampoop: TIFU by squirting poop all over my girlfriend
So this happened the other week, but I only just got round to posting it. I'm not very good at writing, but I tried to set the scene *throwaway account for obvious reasons*
It was the morning of my three year anniversary with my s/o, and we had the day plann... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1425844812 | 1425848010 | t3_2yd6ed | t5_2to41 | 17 | Red_Rocket_Man: TIFU by Experimenting with Duck Sauce
*Posting this on my throwaway account.
So on Thursday my family and I ordered Chinese food. I got this carton of chicken and with it I get a few packets of this Duck Sauce. After watching some television while eating my chicken, I got an idea. Now I don't know what... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425843699 | 1425898349 | t3_2yd45l | t5_2to41 | 124 | Rainbow-sprinkles: TIFU By thinking my need to fart 'went away'
So this is a throwaway for obvious reasons. This actually happened last night at round 11:30PM.
Me and my significant other have been exploring our sexual boundaries with one-another. He purchased a nice glass [butt-plug](http://amzn.com/B00DWFSN4K) ... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1425838613 | 1425933607 | t3_2yctzm | t5_2to41 | 101 | railwayworker: TIFU - I almost shat on a passenger.
So as the title suggests, I almost shat on a passenger today.
I work for a passenger rail company as a Train Manager/Ticket Inspector. Long hours walking up and down a train, You can forget to take a toilet break from time to time! Or sometimes the work pattern does... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1425845649 | 1425859008 | t3_2yd82b | t5_2to41 | 11 | tossawaythreesome: TIFU by having a threesome...
Not today, but I thought you may like my tale of woe.
So my boyfriend and I have been together for a couple years now and were interested in a threesome. He was bicurious and I wanted him to be able to try it out. We picked his friend because his friend wanted to exper... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425846959 | 1425874975 | t3_2ydan8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "we're just friends" to a girl I used to like.
A little backstory: I used to like a girl Called "A". The Girl has a boyfriend and has been with him ever since I met her, but in some point there was something a little bit more than a friendship between us (It never really happend anything), and... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425847332 | 1426727643 | t3_2ydbgj | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheAbsentimentalist: TIFU: Fundamentalist christian parents now know I'm an atheist...
So I made some epic motivational speech to this girl on facebook. Win right? Wrong! Because I accidentally let slip that I'm not a christian anymore (something to the effect of "eventually I had to stop praying things will happen and... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1425844675 | 1425851298 | t3_2yd640 | t5_2to41 | 109 | XaviXavi: TIFU by going to the bar, ordering "something random", and using the jukebox
A few friends and I had decided we wanted to get together, have a few drinks, and hang out at home playing Cards Against Humanity. That was until my friend suggested we go to the bar, which none of us ever do, ever.
We get to the b... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1425848874 | 1425851838 | t3_2ydele | t5_2to41 | 4 | volafar: TIFU by inviting crush to best friend's place
Never posted here before, but thought this might be a good enough story to share. This happened a few days ago.
Being an English writing major, my midterms consisted of a ton of essays, writing pieces, and one-on-one conferences with my professors during "hell we... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425849689 | 1425858405 | t3_2ydg98 | t5_2to41 | 14 | BasedSage: TIFU by eating my GF's butt. [NSFW]
She had the stomach flu... I don't know what I was thinking but this shit really sucks. Woke up at 3 am and was vomiting out of both ends until 10 the next morning. During this I had the worst upset stomach and couldn't even hold water down. Also the chills are terrible. O... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425847273 | 1425860062 | t3_2ydbci | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU (NSFW) Masturbating
So today I had the whole house to myself and my mom left to go get groceries cause we needed food. I didn't really have a good masturbation session in a while, so I thought hey today would be a good time. So I wanted a good masturbation session. This wasn't a usual session it was goi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425847700 | 1425853774 | t3_2ydc6u | t5_2to41 | 27 | Crossbowshootr: TIFU by calling a coworker's daughter ugly
First time posting to TIFU, and this is a story that is still making me blush with embarrassment as I'm typing it (Happened not even 10 minutes ago)
I work at a large retail chain with a variety of services, including photo development and printing. I usually ... | 3 | 9 | |
1425849330 | 1425853202 | t3_2ydfj8 | t5_2to41 | 51 | sneakyghosty: TIFU by turning on my laptop in class
Today was possibly the worst day I've had, and I'm pretty sure my entire class now thinks I'm into weird shit. I was browsing an image website before getting to class and, as I normally do, ignoring the low battery alerts to continue browsing. I happened upon a commen... | 3 | 17 | |
1425850724 | 1425851155 | t3_2ydid8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | the_infamous_izzy: TIFU by forgetting about some nudies. Maybe NSFW.
TIFU by accidentally flashing my in laws.
Could be NSFW. Better safe than sorry...
So, a few years ago, my fiancé, our daughter, and I, were living with his parents. We got along pretty well for the most part. His mother was a nurse and his father wa... | 3 | 5 | |
1425851944 | 1425853363 | t3_2ydks2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | SadDotAguy: TIFU by lying about my assignment
So my teacher asked me "hey, how is the work going? You need to send me the assignment which should have been done last week". It's 10 pages long assignment and I have not even started the assignment, lying was the only option left for me. I told him I wrote 7 pages and her... | 3 | 8 | |
1425852478 | 1425961882 | t3_2ydlur | t5_2to41 | 17 | God_Not_That_Guy: TIFU by taking a shit (NSFW)
Hopefully I can put this into words to explain what just happened.
Ok so I was sitting in the living room playing video games when I get the urge to go make my routine stop at the poop pot. Now I have a two story house but I was downstairs at the time so I had to walk ac... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425850305 | 1425949246 | t3_2ydhhq | t5_2to41 | 17 | Letsmakepie: TIFU by having discreet shower sex
Many a time, I have indulged in the agreeable activity of passionate shower sex. Like having sex in the rain, except in the comfort of your own home and steamier. Culminating in plenty of slippery pounding, suppressed moaning and perhaps a couple of wet-flesh-upon-wet-fle... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425853147 | 1425871508 | t3_2ydn7c | t5_2to41 | 160 | double_tt: TIFU by Agreeing With My Girlfriends Dad
So this happened about a week ago, during a snowstorm.
My girlfriend and I live together and she was out of town on a business trip. She and I have been dating for about 4 years (this is important for later). Her dad is in construction and was doing work in a house... | 5 | 32 | |
1425850203 | 1425887525 | t3_2ydha9 | t5_2to41 | 486 | CocaineAndMojitos: TIFU by sleeping with my friend's friend in my friend's bed
So this happened about two summers ago. We will call my friend Randy and his friend Lexie. Randy's parents just got a divorce and he went to live with his mother in this huge house out in the middle of nowhere. Literally nowhere. There were ... | 9 | 54 | |
1425850315 | 1425899442 | t3_2ydhii | t5_2to41 | 103 | Nogravityinspace: TIFU by liking school
So, of course, this didn't happen today. Rather it happened many years ago when I was in elementary school. Anyway, here we go.
At the time, I was in the fourth grade. It was a winter morning, and my parents had just woken me up for school and I realized I didn't feel very well.... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1425853726 | 1425937673 | t3_2ydodc | t5_2to41 | 862 | [deleted]: TIFU after watching a youtube video and realizing I threw away hundreds of thousands of dollars
I was on reddit today, and I clicked on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRxCeO2KIS8&t=486
It's about someone freaking out over getting something called a "Black Lotus" which is apparently a sup... | 10 | 86.2 | |
1425853764 | 1425872122 | t3_2ydog9 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Herbert_Westfall: TIFU By Being Oblivious (NSFW)
Boy what a fuck up. As grandad Westfall used to say when I was young: “y’all shut your whore mouths it’s story time!” He was a kind man. A patient man. But I digress. Boys and girls this is going to be a long one so scroll down to the tl; dr if you’re not fond of reading... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1425853360 | 1425884454 | t3_2ydnnd | t5_2to41 | 32 | sanfilsr: TIFU - Not Becoming Rich.
TIFU - Obligatory this didn't happen to me today, but about a decade ago.
I buy and sell stocks for personal gain in the stock market and have been doing this for a long time before the fuck up. In 1999 I had 5000 shares of apple stock. At the time i bought them they were around let... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1425856419 | 1425876395 | t3_2ydthq | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mywifefoundmymain: TIFU - by browsing /r/gonewild while sitting on the shitter.
Was pooping, feeling "frisky" so loaded up gonewild all time top.
Got boner, cut it on rim of toilet.
Worth it.
Hibaris: What kind of toilet rim do you have?!
Mywifefoundmymain: An old wood one, and I actually meant the rim on the sea... | 3 | 1 | |
1425853932 | 1425899289 | t3_2ydosl | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making my super Christian mom's friend see porn for the first and second time on her life.
Just saw a post about someone who almost sold to a teenage girl a phone full of nudes, and I remembered this, this was like 1-2 years ago, I had a Samsung phone which was kinda old but still usable... | 4 | 4 | |
1425852514 | 1425858304 | t3_2ydlxc | t5_2to41 | 11 | NineteenEighty9: TIFU by singing Happy Birthday to someone when it wasn't their birthday.
This happened a few years ago…
Growing up we always used to joke that if someone didn't blow out all the birthday candles on their cake the number of candles remaining was how many girlfriends/boyfriends they had. It was fun beca... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425858513 | 1426005347 | t3_2ydxgx | t5_2to41 | 18 | Yugiwoah: TIFU by looking like a pedophile
So there I was, riding the bus at about 8 pm . Getting ready to get off the bus. I'm standing in front of the door and in front of me there's a 6-7 year old girl. The bus was pretty crowded because there was a big party or something. What could go wrong? Well I have this optio... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1425854003 | 1425944347 | t3_2ydoxu | t5_2to41 | 10 | cuck_xdresser: TIFU - told wife about xdressing and sex chats
Sooo a few months ago - I came clean to my wife about crossdressing when she wasn't around. I took her by surprise and was in total shock. I told her about how I was molested at a young age and started dressing soon after. Been dressing off and on since then... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425859507 | 1425859992 | t3_2ydzdn | t5_2to41 | 24 | thatgirlthrowaway91: TIFU by being thrown out of a moving car while being dumped
So I was dating this moron. I don't like to use that word, but he was definitely not the brightest crayon in the box. I tried to dumb down my conversation so that he could understand, but the minute I talked about anything other than spor... | 3 | 8 | |
1425856847 | 1425964293 | t3_2yduaq | t5_2to41 | 25 | SpaceDolph: TIFU by throwing a party
So..i threw a party yesterday. It sent well, nothing broke or got lost. But about an hour ago i thought to myself..where is our cat?
I put so much shit away that i didnt want to get lost or stolen. But i fucking forgot to put our cat in a locked room. So someone probably let the c... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1425859326 | 1426267686 | t3_2ydyzo | t5_2to41 | 7 | donutcatz: TIFU One Bucket Wash =/= Two Bucket Wash
Got my new car last week, well a used car but hey it was better than the old soviet tank I previously had. Anyway I love this car and as much as I'd like to get a season pass for the car wash, I just can't afford to do that right now. So seeing as its sunday, and the ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425860017 | 1425864327 | t3_2ye0de | t5_2to41 | 9 | majere880: TIFU by getting high on cough medicine on my first day at a new job
So this happened many years ago, when I was a teenager. I had a habit of using cough medicine for recreational purposes at the time, and I thought if I took it the night before the effects would wear off by the time I went to work. This was ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425862841 | 1425867068 | t3_2ye5tf | t5_2to41 | 15 | nick337: TIFU by walking in on my roommate
Today i fucked up.Some back story, my dorm has two closets right when you walk in the door and you have to walk past them to get to the area where the beds are. I am in a college dorm setting so i share a room with this kid, lets call him joe. So joe was complaining that he wa... | 5 | 3 | |
1425863709 | 1425873295 | t3_2ye7dn | t5_2to41 | 4 | shesakillerqueen23: TIFU Using CL to Talk about EX. His friends showed him
The thoughts of our 3 year long relationship were tearing me up inside so I decided to post 2 posts. little to my surprise I normally delete them within 2 hours. fell asleep. woke up to my ex boyfriend texting me hey I replied good morning and ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425863449 | 1425869293 | t3_2ye6w8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | iwantpeaceandcalm: TIFU by giving her the wrong number.
I met this gorgeous lady last night, I fuck up by giving her a wrong number. It seems that I got distracted when a couple behind us interrupted, and although she showed me on her phone that she did send me a message with "Hi, [her name]" I didn't remember to look ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425864727 | 1425903581 | t3_2ye9b9 | t5_2to41 | 584 | taconanny: Tifu by giving a fiery hot blowjob (nsfw)
dirtymout: Well I guess that'll teach at least him to not fornicate on the lords day and you not to eat hot stuff before smoking pole...
taconanny: Yeah he's telling me he got a sneak preview of the bowels of hell.
eccitaze: That assumes that when goes to hell he'l... | 5 | 116.8 | |
1425861157 | 1425867174 | t3_2ye2ms | t5_2to41 | 16 | fedupmanager: TIFU by handing in my notice
actually, did that Tuesday. Gave written notice I'm going back to my old job in the company since with this temp. contract I have no job security or benefits (contract stipulated I could return without prejudice to old job). This was a 3-month contract, renewable if both parti... | 4 | 4 | |
1425866063 | 1425926869 | t3_2yebsa | t5_2to41 | 44 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by telling on a Special Ed Kid
Let me start this by saying: I have nothing against Special Ed kids. In fact I was considered "Special Ed" for a while before I was taken out because the program wouldn't allow me to take AP classes.
Anyways this happen back in sophomore year of high school and to... | 4 | 11 | |
1425864021 | 1425869988 | t3_2ye7yi | t5_2to41 | 5 | humanalienzel: TIFU by not washing my hands.
Today I was chopping jalapenos for my mother when I suddenly I had to go to the bathroom. I had to do number 2. When I went to the bathroom and finished by business I though 'great' and cleaned myself. When I finished privates started to hurt a lot. I realized that i ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425864534 | 1425870340 | t3_2ye8y9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | yupithappens: TIFU by brushing my hair
This happened on Friday, fortunately it happened to my sister.
She was at my parents house having dinner and just hanging out. She went to my brother's room to help him out with something.
When she was done she decided to go to my parents room to get a comb and brush her hair.
... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425865146 | 1425870115 | t3_2yea3t | t5_2to41 | 4 | ratchetornah: TIFU by trying to fart on my girlfriend
In walmart..in the shampoo aisle..had the not so bright idea that I was going to fart in the general direction of my girlfriend. We had Chinese food earlier in the evening. I stopped in front of her and the shopping cart and bent forward to push out what felt to me ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425866182 | 1425882952 | t3_2yec07 | t5_2to41 | 34 | pier25: TIFU by almost burning a wooden cabin down and killing myself
This happened during the first days of 2013.
**Preamble**
At the end of 2012 my wife, our 2 belgian malinois, and I moved to an off the grid cabin in the woods owned by my father in law at Veracruz, Mexico. Electricity there comes from solar panels... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1425868485 | 1425881550 | t3_2yegcn | t5_2to41 | 9 | CarolineTurpentine: TIFU by posting a Craigslist personal ad using my regular email address.
It's been like 10 minutes and I've already gotten like 30 replies, most of which are utterly useless like just saying hey or having nothing to do with what I actually posted so it's not even like it's flattering or anything. I ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425868982 | 1425918442 | t3_2yeh97 | t5_2to41 | 26 | DalwhinnieThePooh: TIFU by not looking at my flight ticket all month.
So I've been backpacking in Thailand for a month. It's been an absolute blast, life is great, massages are cheap, women are considerably easy, what more could you ask for?
While on one of the islands I began arranging my bus ride home after I landed... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425870831 | 1426050932 | t3_2yekio | t5_2to41 | 29 | Jedigroupie: TIFU by looking utterly horrified when guy asked me out.
I just got out of a relationship with a controlling and clingy guy. It took me a while find the right way to break off with him because I was honestly afraid of his reaction and after-behavior. I finally did it and the after effects were anything but... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1425871064 | 1425871538 | t3_2yekxq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to let my sister sit on my lap. (NSFW)
stealthdork: /r/wincest is disappointed, but I'm not. Glad to hear everything's good.
kmoon271: oh god
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425869492 | 1425891533 | t3_2yei5w | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU By Sending a Non-Sexual Butt Pic as a Joke
Let's go ahead and get the "this didn't happen t'day, but an ambiguous amount of time ago"
So, the Flump Up.
I was at my grandma's, soaking up the sunshine of a beautiful day through the sunroof in my grandma's bathroom nekkid as all-hell waiting for the wate... | 4 | 15 | |
1425870095 | 1425956034 | t3_2yej99 | t5_2to41 | 1,284 | Blinded_By_Pubes: TIFU by manscaping
Gather 'round for a story of my FU, which in fact, happened only hours ago...
As is my fortnightly tradition, it was time to trim the hedges around the flagpole so my flag may fly high and proud. For this task, I use an adjustable electric beard trimmer which has served me well ov... | 6 | 214 | |
1425873149 | 1426001133 | t3_2yeogg | t5_2to41 | 1,513 | Frate60: TIFU by having my girlfriend light my fart on fire
This happened about 30 minutes ago.
Her: “Can I ask you a random question…”
Me: “Sure.”
Her: “Have you ever lit a fart on fire?”
Me: “No, but I’ve seen other people do it.”
Her: “Is it dangerous? Like, can’t your ass get burnt because the gas trail follow... | 17 | 89 | |
1425865901 | 1425880171 | t3_2yebhj | t5_2to41 | 66 | gavin706: TIFU By accidentally calling my schools health center and leaving a voicemail of my girlfriend having an orgasm.
This happened yesterday morning. My girlfriend and I decided to have a quickie before we both left my house which caused us to be late and hurrying. Towards the end of our fooling around she starte... | 3 | 22 | |
1425863726 | 1425875010 | t3_2ye7f2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | RAWR_im_hungry: TIFU by strolling all smiles into work, and forgetting there was a meeting I was almost 2 hours late for
We regularly have conference call meetings after work every other Sunday. So when I saw "Staff Meeting" on the calendar, that's what I assumed it was. So when I walk into work all proud of myself f... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425876269 | 1425877035 | t3_2yetdt | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU, by making the WORST mistake of my life!!
So like most post on here, this didn't happen today. the fuck up started about 18 years ago. it was the worst thing to happen in this world! I was born. Never gonna be able to live it down.
HeyYouAreCool: This was dumb, not funny
OoCHePH: Yeah. Having negative k... | 6 | 0 | |
1425876609 | 1425903555 | t3_2yetwz | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting in the carpool lane
So I'm going down the freeway in my crappy 93 Camry on my way to church. I usually drive pretty fast, but today I was cruising at around 70.
All of a sudden, some dick in a truck decides I'm going too slow and cuts me off on the right. Being the level headed person I am,... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425870882 | 1425878846 | t3_2yeklk | t5_2to41 | 2 | the_black_dookie: TIFU by cleaning up in Walgreen's parking lot..
So you know how it goes night of clubbing, great time great drinks, great girls. Me and my cousin break from our group after the last song to go home with a pair of girlfriends we had danced with earlier. The night only got sweatier, dirtier and more fil... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425867722 | 1425916853 | t3_2yeew8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | HiBills: TIFU by peeing with my friend.
My girlfriend, our friend, his girlfriend, and I all went to see a movie today. That is a whole different fuck-up in itself. Lazarus Effect wasn't exactly the best film that we've ever seen. We get to the theater with no complications and we sat through the movie unharmed. We're ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425878007 | 1425913627 | t3_2yew09 | t5_2to41 | 23 | pcofmyheart: TIFU by realizing I married an inconsiderate prick
huistenbosch: This isn't an uncommon situation with the stress of a first child on a relationship. A bit of openness can go a long way here. The alternative is no fun.
omniron: Yeah these are big problems, but not insurmountable. Seems like some open co... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1425878796 | 1425883562 | t3_2yex5t | t5_2to41 | 0 | imgonnabethebest: TIFU by finishing in my wife's friend
So about two and a half years ago, my wife planned what seemed like a pretty great anniversary gift at the time—a threesome! Let me just say, though, that I had in NO WAY ever asked her for something like this, nor had I even hinted at it. She planned the whole ... | 7 | 0 | |
1425876640 | 1425945670 | t3_2yetym | t5_2to41 | 12 | dmahmad: TIFU by trying to smell lube out of curiosity
It began when my uncle asked me to help redecorate the house with the new furniture he got from his friend. Being the good nephew I am, I happily obliged.
Now here's where trouble begins. The furniture my uncle's friends gave to us, still had a lot of stuff in the... | 3 | 4 | |
1425880305 | 1425942910 | t3_2yez6d | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not controlling my drinking (NSFW)
This happened yesterday.
So I was at a friend's house, it was his birthday so he made a party. He told me I could stay at his house, so I decided to get super drunk. I lost the count of how much Tequila I drank. And each time someone asked me "You are pretty fucked... | 5 | 2 | |
1425880700 | 1425912134 | t3_2yezn8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | iPunishYou: TIFU I went to take an aspirin and instead took my grandfather nitroglycerin pill OMG
So I started getting a slight headache from a small cold early this evening.
Grandma, "where is a Tylenol or aspirin" I Asked.
There is one in the cabinet, it's in your grandfathers medicine box.
Grandma, is this the on... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425880432 | 1425886221 | t3_2yezbk | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu: by fainting at the hospital observing an operation
This happened last week, I have only fainted once before in my life. I'm a university student that was shadowing a physician for the day.
The morning of the shift I was nervous and hadn't slept well the night before. I got up at 6:30, didn't eat and r... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1425880640 | 1425905810 | t3_2yezkz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "Hey dad, Leonard Nimoy from Star Wars died."
This was from a few days ago, but it unfortunately happened. I told myself I was gonna nail it and get it right, I was so sure it was Star Wars and then as soon as I said it, I knew.. And all I could think was "fuck."
Kanuck_Kyle: And he was like "... | 3 | 1 | |
1425879146 | 1425909066 | t3_2yexn4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | turk1ish: Tifu by not closing my curtains
Quick info: I live on a second story apartment in a small town. At night, you can see everything in my living room clearly if the blinds are open. I just had a smoke so i didn't close them.
So about an hour ago, I was in the middle of a very intense 2v2 starcraft match with m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425882060 | 1425918719 | t3_2yf1fd | t5_2to41 | 19 | toshkoshbgosh: TIFU by congratulating a pregnant couple
I was visiting my parents during the Christmas holidays when my father's subordinate and his wife came home with some chocolates announcing that they were going to become grandparents. Having met their son and daughter-in-law earlier, we all expressed our happines... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1425882079 | 1425884509 | t3_2yf1gq | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to a play a prank on my brother
Background: Two nights ago, my family watched The Shining and my 17 year old brother had been mortified through the whole thing. The only part he did laugh at though was the "Here's Johnny!" Bathroom sequence, which I thought was one of the freakiest scenes in t... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1425885678 | 1425886032 | t3_2yf5gw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a piece of chocolate
Around 6PM today I ate a piece of chocolate. About five minutes later I realized I had to go poop. I went to go poop and it was one of the worst experiences I have had pooping in a long time. I was in there for two hours.
It felt like having a double edged sword swimming... | 3 | 3 | |
1425886647 | 1425900310 | t3_2yf6id | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThomKane: TIFU by showing my girlfriend porn instead of Game of Thrones
TIFU originally Around this time last year I got really in to Game of Thrones, I downloaded them all from TPB and when season 4 was airing weekly did the same always organised by seeders. I got in to the habit of not even checking the file name, th... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425882139 | 1425893729 | t3_2yf1ix | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Wanting Cheesecake and getting Sex
Hibaris: I love cheesecake
Johnnytrulove69: The world has many beautiful splendors, but cheesecake, we'll takes the cake.
Though, not any ordinary cheesecake shall suffice. A cheesecake needs coronation. One can top a cheesecake with many crowns, my favorite is a to... | 4 | 1 | |
1425886802 | 1425887846 | t3_2yf6ns | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by running into my lover in the grocery store.
A few months ago, I had a fling with a girl, lets call her Alice. An extramarital fling. The girl I hooked up with on numerous occasions did not know I was married. We had stayed in touch, the occasional email here and there....Anyways, fast forward to toda... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425887946 | 1425889427 | t3_2yf7ta | t5_2to41 | 16 | Top_Priority: TIFU by getting involved with the wrong people
Disclaimer, this didn't happen today, but it wasn't too long ago either.
So basically I'm an idiot for hanging out with idiots. So I recently met someone who I thought was a friend. Let's call that friend Rob. So I thought Rob was a real cool guy and I spent... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1425887692 | 1425939114 | t3_2yf7k5 | t5_2to41 | 455 | fTwoEight: TIFU by not answering my elementary school kid's questions about procreation
This fuck-up started a couple years ago but wasn't unleashed on me until today.
A couple years ago, my daughter (who was 5 at the time) and I were in the car together. Out of nowhere, she said, "I don't want to have a baby!" "OK.... | 9 | 50.555556 | |
1425864132 | 1426204650 | t3_2ye866 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gabe_Newells_Penis: TIFU and Sat in a Dead Guy
So there I am, out for a walk with my dog on a hiking trail on a hill near my house. It's a sunny beautiful day, and we're heading into a copse of trees that the trail winds through.
My dog stops to sniff a tree, and I spot a pile of ash that trails down the hillside. I... | 3 | 2 | |
1425891610 | 1425892293 | t3_2yfb7q | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by using addiction to deal with my midlife crisis.
I finally did it. I threw it all in a safe, broke the only two keys, and threw it in the trash.
Last August I turned 30. Last August I also started getting high. At first I snuck it behind my wife's back. She knew. It almost destroyed us. I had to beg... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425879750 | 1425897417 | t3_2yeyf6 | t5_2to41 | 57 | horthianflorff: TIFU by snacking
This is from this past week.
I haven't been grocery shopping in over a month, and today for lunch I ate bean soup I made two weeks ago. I'm pretty sure it's gone bad, but I heated it in the microwave, so I killed most of the yucky stuff. Times are tough. I'm scraping the bottom of the ... | 3 | 19 | |
1425892528 | 1425894416 | t3_2yfc3z | t5_2to41 | 13 | AmericanTyper: TIFU by "getting lost" after smoking weed
My first ever Reddit post!
This happened 3 or 4 years ago.
My buddy invited me to his apartment to try out his new vaporizer with one of our close mutual friends. Lets call them Snoop and Chong. Now Snoop and Chong are what I like to call professional weed smok... | 4 | 3.25 |
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