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1425894092 | 1425906308 | t3_2yfdjx | t5_2to41 | 12 | drunkendisarray: TIFU By not letting my crazy FWB go out in town with us
Ok so obligatory "this didn't happen today" but I thought it made a pretty good story
So I had been seeing this girl for a while, incredible sex, this girl was absolutely off the chain in bed, insane libido and completely freaky so fun times were... | 4 | 3 | |
1425897347 | 1425903054 | t3_2yfgua | t5_2to41 | 10 | DocThatsHeavy: TIFU by almost deleting a whole live database...
So, basically this wasn't a fuck up. Just very close to being one.
This happened literally less than 20 minutes ago, and would have put a panic on monday morning in the office.
I went onto the live database to export it, and in phpmyadmin, the 'Empty' i... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425898471 | 1425907457 | t3_2yfhxu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by sleeping with my coworker nsfw
I just moved back to my hometown and started a new job and one guy caught my eye. I don't want any sort of relationship, I just wanted to sleep with him to get rid of the sexual tension. Normally I would advise against having relations with coworkers but I REALLY wanted... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425898783 | 1425932361 | t3_2yfi8m | t5_2to41 | 100 | Yoshinoya_official: TIFU by wanting to snack instead of first aid as a helicopter EMT
So this happened a few years ago but still makes me cringe whenever I think about it.
I used to work as a paramedic in the helicopter division and we had 12 hour night shifts which were usually very quite and we mostly just got paid... | 5 | 20 | |
1425899459 | 1425920527 | t3_2yfiy3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Friendey241: TIFU by gaining a stalker ex girlfriend
It wasn't really today but over 4 days. So I ended the relationship with this girl baring in mind we were only dating for 6 weeks and well it didn't end well at all. She didn't want it too end but she was trying to force me to stop seeing some of my closest friends t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425900443 | 1425940330 | t3_2yfjzn | t5_2to41 | 72 | dzeil: TIFU by breaking my hand
So here's the back story; A few days back when out on the drink I had one to many vodkas and ended up in a fight which resulted in me breaking my metacarpal.
Now since then I've been in and out of hospital with checkups, x-rays and getting casts fitted.
So here's where it begins. I wa... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1425902153 | 1425910892 | t3_2yflwd | t5_2to41 | 10 | Blacksackdr: TIFU by examining my testicles in the shower.
Ok, so this happened today!
I have had the flu for about a week and after playing gta v for the last few days was over due a shower, so this morning I jumped in the shower as enthusiastically as I could upon cleaning myself I noticed that things didn't appear... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425902498 | 1425931558 | t3_2yfmbw | t5_2to41 | 627 | Ganjanimal: TIFU by being honest with my girlfriend
So, I'm sitting here with a massive case of blue balls typing this right now as my girlfriend is ignoring me. We were having foreplay when she stops, smiles at me and asked me if I remember our first date and what was going through my head, and I told her the truth. I... | 17 | 36.882353 | |
1425903311 | 1425907020 | t3_2yfncr | t5_2to41 | 7 | NotForTheNote: TIFU by having a hangover
I was at a music festival over the weekend and had a grand Ol' time on Friday. A few cocktails, a couple of cheeky lines of speed and some beautiful music with friends. I didn't think I went too hard, especially when I felt quite level headed when I went to bed.
Boy, was I wro... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425902909 | 1427264448 | t3_2yfmv4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Crazy_John: (TIFU) by attempting to reason with a Nazi.
I'm a fairly moderate and apathetic person usually, but I really don't like unfounded racism, and there's this guy who happens to have Aspergers syndrome (he was actually diagnosed with it for once), who keeps going on about two subjects:
1) How organised religio... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425905220 | 1426018002 | t3_2yfpvf | t5_2to41 | 3,789 | ScrollButtons: TIFU by teaching my 4-year-old the phrase "godless liberals".
Happened just this morning.
While brushing our teeth, I left the water running which I usually don't. My son says to me, "We need to conserve water, you should turn that off."
It was so unexpected, especially coming from my little dude, t... | 17 | 222.882353 | |
1425905915 | 1425937432 | t3_2yfqxo | t5_2to41 | 243 | lolotron5000: TIFU by waking my dad up to take me to school.
Today I woke up like any other school day and got ready and everything. Then I go to catch my bus and end up waiting for 20 mins. I think I missed my bus and I go home to catch a ride from my dad. (My mom already left) He takes me all the way to school lectur... | 8 | 30.375 | |
1425906682 | 1425931840 | t3_2yfs45 | t5_2to41 | 1 | SaveTheSpycrabs: TIFU by following the instructions of my stoner colleague.
akayomi: >>>/r/circlejerk
SaveTheSpycrabs: 4chan::circlejerk::the rest of reddit.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425906856 | 1425935028 | t3_2yfsf0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | I_Am_Not_a_Dane: TIFU by accidentally catcall a female runner.
This is my first post on TIFU and my english is pretty poor so beware of my spelling!
Oh well, i was heading home from a little trip at the beach on the way back i told my friend a joke about bankers and how much they earned when i was making my point i ma... | 4 | 4 | |
1425903742 | 1426002920 | t3_2yfnxj | t5_2to41 | 18 | websciwill: TIFU by texting without thinking
This didn't happen today but the shameful memory just randomly popped in my head and I had to share it.
This was wayyy back, I was about 14 at the time at a fireworks night with my friend. We were watching the fireworks and got talking to a couple of girls, one of which was... | 13 | 1.384615 | |
1425908291 | 1425917452 | t3_2yfuom | t5_2to41 | 18 | Kagamid: TIFU by leaving my bible out for my mom to see
Quick_man: Hi Kagamid, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by leaving my bible out for my mom to see*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
Truely touching story, but unf... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1425910919 | 1425943846 | t3_2yfz6h | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking more acid
So this happened about 15 yrs ago. My friend and I had a habit of dropping acid on the regular over the summer since he was a dealer and you know, had to quality check his product before distributing. Well, we had heard that if you drop acid during your trip, it wouldn't do anythin... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1425910572 | 1425930205 | t3_2yfykd | t5_2to41 | 100 | AddictedToPokemon: TIFU... By going to a proper barber.
Now that I am working, I decided that I would actualy pay up for a decent haircut instead of going to ChinaTown and getting a 5 dollar haircut. My friend recommended me to go to his barbershop.
When I get to the barber all I see if pro-christ stuff and sacred mus... | 9 | 11.111111 | |
1425911593 | 1425915087 | t3_2yg0e1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | didntmakeamove: TIFU by not making a move
Throwaway for obvious reasons, this happened in the early hours of yesterday after a night out, girl I like (we'll call her joanna) and I head back to a friends place because we both couldn't be bothered with the night club scene anymore, both quite intoxicated and sleepy. I gi... | 5 | 2 | |
1425911842 | 1425912083 | t3_2yg0uk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: When you kiss an ugly girl
xSaiyan: What time did mommy pick you up from the party?
arnietheswan: Just before 10. Her baby couldn't be out too late.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425913213 | 1425913329 | t3_2yg3bj | t5_2to41 | 3 | jeffreyxia1: TIFU by volunteering to go first in my group discussion
bobbyster17: Write a better paper then
RJTrey: Sincerely, two of your classmates
| 3 | 1 | |
1425911754 | 1425952922 | t3_2yg0oq | t5_2to41 | 26 | ihavethedankestmemes: Tifu by coaching soccer to 10 year olds
This didn't happen today, it happened 2 summers ago.
Where I'm from, it's mandatory to complete 40 hours of community service to graduate high school so I went to the soccer center to volunteer as a coach to gain the hours I needed.
Anyways, I ended up coac... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1425912501 | 1425934837 | t3_2yg1z9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifu_hum: TIFU by humming in public
Happened just this morning on my way into work. I've had this tune stuck in my head all morning (driving me crazy) and haven't been able to get it out of my head. I inadvertently started humming it as I was walking down the sidewalk and didn't even realize I was doing it until a blac... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425912517 | 1425931598 | t3_2yg20k | t5_2to41 | 37 | aluualuualuu: TIFU by spreading a girls legs
So before my classes I usually grab a coffee on campus. This morning I did just that, got a dark brew and looked for a place to chill before I racked my brain with knowledge. I was checking out the seating options, but it looked like as if everyone had claimed all tables. Th... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1425913579 | 1425916382 | t3_2yg403 | t5_2to41 | 396 | UconnHuskyinTrouble: TIFU by losing the love of my life.
Disclaimer this happened friday not today obligatory warning/Also throwaway account
Hey reddit, here's the story of how I lost the one girl I've ever really cared about. I don't use reddit but I know that she does and this is the only way I can think to do anyt... | 7 | 56.571429 | |
1425913030 | 1425932538 | t3_2yg2yr | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dungeon_Of_Dank_Meme: TIFU by joking about reddit with my mom.
<Obviously not today, this happened yesterday. Also first post, yay!>
This fuck up is not nearly as large as say, getting pubes in my eyes. (Pubic eyes, they're watching you, they see your every pube)
My friends and I Skype a lot, and we like to jo... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1425915100 | 1425930833 | t3_2yg6yx | t5_2to41 | 24 | PSNCURE: TIFU: by using a 'House M.D' quote at an interview.
Okay, so I have been applying to become a student Nurse this year and I have spent a lot of time studying up about all aspects of medicine and healthcare work. Everything from professional reading to some light hearted viewing of my favorite medical drama Hou... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1425915110 | 1425920213 | t3_2yg6zp | t5_2to41 | 19 | viva22: TIFU by locking my roommate in the bathroom for 4 and a half hours
This didn't happen today -but I had to wait til I had moved out
So I was relaxing in my dorm room alone goofing around on the internet when I realized I was late for a rehearsal at school. Panicking I ran out of the room leaving all of the lig... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425916885 | 1425920742 | t3_2ygajj | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking a shower in the morning (NFSW sort of not really)
It was your average day (15 mins ago) i walked into my restroom and turned on the shower, what came next was the most unexpected of orgasms (you have to believe me) the nozzle for the water started spraying everywhere it was aiming right over t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425917463 | 1425932452 | t3_2ygbp6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my buddy with anal fissure
this happened in iraq awhile ago. so for those of you who don't know what anal fissures are, they're basically a tear in your asshole (caused by wiping too hard or hard stools usually).
a little bit of background: i was a sergeant doing my second tour of duty ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425917366 | 1425917998 | t3_2ygbih | t5_2to41 | 3 | Johnnytrulove69: Tifu by getting wasted in Pattaya Thailand. NSFW
buntle: Ah, an encounter with a Thai lady-boy. Classic.
Johnnytrulove69: Yeah, not the proudest moment of my life.
| 3 | 1 | |
1425918607 | 1425971987 | t3_2yge2d | t5_2to41 | 32 | m0zzetho: TIFU by cockblocking myself from my dream girl A
I had fallen for my best friend but sadly she already had a boyfriend and she hadn't felt the same towards me. All of my attempts got me no where and I was just waiting for another opportunity or chance to prove myself and I had finally gotten it.
Her and her ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1425918320 | 1426054665 | t3_2ygdgb | t5_2to41 | 37 | tifuisthissexualno: TIFU by making my principle cry
Let's start this off by getting you guys acquainted with who I'll name Chad (It's a douchey enough name). Chad is a senior, but he's 20. I began my life at a wonderful private school of 60 kids around 5 months ago and it's been great - I have a scholarship, I'm challe... | 10 | 3.7 | |
1425918981 | 1425972488 | t3_2ygeui | t5_2to41 | 10 | NukenDuke: TIFU by smashing my classmate's laptop with a chair
This happened today. And yes I would like a cookie.
So we had a free period today because our Bio teacher was absent. No proctor shows up so we're all just fucking around and doing nothing. So I get up and go grab a drink from the fountain and come back. B... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1425918189 | 1425972360 | t3_2ygd74 | t5_2to41 | 110 | throwaway-im-fucked: TIFU by supporting my wife
Okay, so yes, this is that post. There's lying, cheating, the drama of uncovering the lying and cheating, and more. But with a twist I've never seen before on Reddit. Lucky me.
<Disclosure: this did not happen today>
I started writing my story for Reddit a coup... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1425917361 | 1425953165 | t3_2ygbhr | t5_2to41 | 106 | P82: TIFU by leaving unopened condoms on my nightstand
Now my 2 year old is throwing a tantrum begging my wife to have the "candies".
OSRS_Wildy: Tl;dr please
Apoplectic1: TL;DR:
I left my condoms on the nightstand after fucking my wife last night. It was by far the best sex of my life, we did every position physic... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1425920674 | 1425967233 | t3_2ygils | t5_2to41 | 7 | mykulFritz: TIFU by being a stupid, stupid man with a big fat stupid man mouth
This happened last year around this time and I recently saw the other person this story concerns, so, it came rushing back to the front of my mind. Our story begins this time last year! I had just met this guy who was in the army, I won't go... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425914043 | 1426212206 | t3_2yg4w9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mantadive234: TIFU by getting busted with weed in Bangkok
After a night out in Bangkok I came back to my room to have a little smoke and send some messages before crashing out. Its 1:30am I take a look make sure nobody is around and spark my spliff. About 45 minutes roll by and I'm using the wifi because it doesn't wor... | 3 | 3 | |
1425920821 | 1425945868 | t3_2ygixo | t5_2to41 | 59 | J_gaythrowaway_S: TIFU by zoning out into my crush's boobs
I'll arrange this into an introduction and body to give context. I'm using a throwaway.
***
**TL;DR:** I stared at my crush's boobs while she had a tight shirt on and that is the day she figured out I'm not fully gay.
***
**Introduction:**
- I have essen... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1425920411 | 1425926742 | t3_2ygi13 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ParaTodoMalMezcal: TIFU by being a nervous laugher on an airplane
This is a long one, but it was pretty funny. Around a year ago I was travelling fairly frequently from New York to Dallas for business. This story happened on one of those trips.
After a couple of days of meetings, I take a fairly early flight out of DF... | 4 | 4 | |
1425923237 | 1425923429 | t3_2ygo3r | t5_2to41 | 6 | _CoolBeans_: TIFU by trusting a friend
So I fucked up and lost 100$. If you do not know about Counter Strike and trading you can buy expensive items/skins and trade them or sell them for paypal money, many of you will think it is dumb how much people pay for skins and what they do for you but anyways.
This guy we wil... | 3 | 2 | |
1425921966 | 1425935150 | t3_2ygld4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk in China
As with most TIFU stories, this one didn't happen today. This happened in the summer of 2013 when I traveled to China for a little over a month by myself. I have quite a few stories from that month--I shit my pants in the bathroom right before I was supposed to lose my virginit... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1425925054 | 1425941033 | t3_2ygrzk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sodomizing my wife
We just had a big fight and we've been going through many days of yelling and screaming at each other. She was extremely mad at me because she thought that I was a virgin when we met but she never explicitly asked me so I never explicitly told her I wasn't. I knew from the beginnin... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425924796 | 1425977091 | t3_2ygret | t5_2to41 | 4 | Scarecrow1779: TIFU by not understanding a commercial.
Disclaimer: happened when I was in elementary school.
Every family with kids has jokes that the kids latch onto and think are hilarious when they really aren't. One of these jokes for my family was that my brother and I would make fun of my dad's weight, most of t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425925956 | 1425967616 | t3_2ygtvi | t5_2to41 | 132 | Drizztfreak: TIFU by forgetting to turn off my security system
Alright so like most of of these this did not happen today but actually happened about 2 years ago.
I came home from football practice and no one was home. I come from a family of seven so I was pretty excited about having some peace and quiet for once. I ... | 8 | 16.5 | |
1425927423 | 1425927886 | t3_2ygxad | t5_2to41 | 5 | BsquadMustang: TIFU by playing with play-doh (NSFW)
This happened less than 5 minutes ago, I was sitting at my computer desk, procrastinating on doing some psychology article reviews. And this container of pink play-doh is just sitting there, i decide to play with it in the cup and then before I'm done i cave in the si... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425927759 | 1425939158 | t3_2ygy50 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by telling my kindergarten students that school starts an hour late
Last Friday, I told my students that because of daylight savings, school starts an hour later. My fuck up was that they thought that school starts an hour later with respect to the time on the clock. All but 6 students showed up on time... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1425929487 | 1425964270 | t3_2yh26u | t5_2to41 | 464 | RomeClone31: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I thought he friend was "cute"
So we are (were) a new couple (2 months) and I met one of her best friends over drinks on the weekend( with her as well) . We hit it off well and I assumed it went well. My girl and I went for a coffee today and she asked what I thought about her... | 9 | 51.555556 | |
1425929508 | 1425932365 | t3_2yh28j | t5_2to41 | 3 | COLDWORLDNOBLANKET: Biggest TIFU im not kidding
I don't know how to come back from this. I just got back from school and saw that i received a message from a stranger on Facebook. It was really weird cause they kept asking me if my parents were home. i kept asking who it was and they were still being persistent asking ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425927399 | 1425966057 | t3_2ygx8o | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my friendship with my ex
Ended up in one of those "ex" conversations with my current significant other. My current S.O. is worried that my ex will try to win me back and is paranoid. The whole conversation brought up weird feelings and old thoughts which made me start to question if I still h... | 3 | 2 | |
1425929902 | 1425934055 | t3_2yh37s | t5_2to41 | 15 | zippycarr: TIFU by totally ignoring Zipcar's policies
Throw away~~
I was on an outing in the city with a friend A. We had booked a zipcar through another friend B, who wasn't with us. Anyway, we (B and me) were just driving around for the day, and decided to visit a food location before heading home.
This food locat... | 5 | 3 | |
1425929768 | 1425945523 | t3_2yh2uz | t5_2to41 | 36 | Mrsbenaissa: TIFU by being anti social
This happened a couple of minutes ago, and I am writing this post as an attempt to not look any more stupid than I already do by being on my phone to appear like I'm actually doing something.
I suppose I should start this story with the background that I was STARVING before this... | 3 | 12 | |
1425930943 | 1425932109 | t3_2yh5pc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my boyfriends dad.
Bit of background info- This happened Saturday, just been to watch my boyfriend play rugby, traditionally, himself, his parent and now myself, got back to the sports bar so they can announce man of the match and have a few drinks. I should also add, this is a very new rela... | 3 | 3 | |
1425930680 | 1425957122 | t3_2yh527 | t5_2to41 | 7 | discostolemycookie: TIFU by letting the dogs out.
Disclaimer: I ramble on sometimes. Bit of backstory: I live in a wooded area with a path to a lake. My two boxers love going down there and can be let off the leash to run up and down the path. It's on my neighbor and friends property and sometimes their black lab goes ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425931647 | 1425951901 | t3_2yh7a1 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Ten_DU: TIFU by taking pre work out.
Right, so i am a fairly consistent gym member and do weights a few times a week with some fitness classes in between for cardio... they are pretty fun but that's not important.
Anyway some of you may be aware of pre workout supplements you can take for the gym etc, I heard some of ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1425931815 | 1426019784 | t3_2yh7o1 | t5_2to41 | 95 | F4FFYW4FFLE: TIFU by giving a lady a sperm latte
This just happened. It happened so recently my cheeks are still red.
I work at an independent coffee shop and today was a slow day so I was working alone. I've been trying to perfect my latte art recently so when a lady ordered a latte, I decided to hone my skills.
I... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1425930629 | 1425934949 | t3_2yh4xh | t5_2to41 | 6 | fordpinto: TIFU by liking a bunch of my friend's instagram pictures late at night.
So the gf and I decided to get a late night meal at a diner. We were talking about how awesome it is not having kids cause we could go out anytime we want. And it reminded me of my friend who just had a baby with his gf recently. She had... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425932186 | 1425934077 | t3_2yh8kd | t5_2to41 | 10 | Iloveyoupineapple: TIFU because it is Monday
Woke up late, burnt my kid's breakfast, flipped off my outside step rushing to get her to school today, forgot that I signed up to bring snack into her class ( thanks to my mom for waking up and taking one in). When I got back home this afternoon went over to show my old lad... | 5 | 2 | |
1425932902 | 1425956844 | t3_2yhaa7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BrownGuyBJ: TIFU by admitting to stealing from my employer
Unlike many of the posts on here, this happened today.
I work in a very mismanaged office. I left a few months ago out of frustration, but got sucked back in because I needed the money.
Today was my first day back. There are a few new employees, including a... | 3 | 3 | |
1425922693 | 1425996182 | t3_2ygmx3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | goodbuys: TIFU by purchasing a "rare" stamp collection that I couldn't see properly.
[these are the stamps](http://i.imgur.com/KUhNuSt.jpg)
iammandalore: So... Are they really rare? Look I don't support the Nazis, but that is a fairly interesting bit of history. It's not like owning them makes you a Nazi. Now, if ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425934833 | 1426003778 | t3_2yhelt | t5_2to41 | 1,283 | Mormonballoon: TIFU by letting my Mormon GF indulge in alcohol
***Background:***
This happened 3 years ago. I [M/22] was dating a Mormon [F/21] for a few months in college at the time. GF never had alcohol before she met me, as it was against her religion and family's rules.
***Fuck Up***
As I said, GF and I ha... | 8 | 160.375 | |
1425935262 | 1425963876 | t3_2yhfnt | t5_2to41 | 22 | brandnewlady: TIFU by unintentionally coming out as an atheist
One of the honors colleges I applied to sends handwritten notes complimenting the essays of those accepted. I couldn't read the handwriting, so I passed it to my sister. Halfway through reading it, my sister drops it, shocked. She remarks that she didn't kn... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1425935876 | 1426036213 | t3_2yhh06 | t5_2to41 | 12 | papanugini_god: TIFU by drinking coffee
So this happened about two years ago. There was this one really hot girl in my college English class (We'll call her "A") and I decided to bust the moves on her and I end up getting her number. So we're texting each other later that week and she finds out that I've never drunk co... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1425936474 | 1425938522 | t3_2yhico | t5_2to41 | 11 | lonelywinterrain: TIFU by realizing a "friend" isnt a friend.
TIFU:
a woman who to my face has always acted like a friend(3 years now) recently ran for an election position, in a group of parents. She ended up losing. Since she lost she's been very cold towards me- which I don't get because I did vote for her and was... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425936366 | 1426098203 | t3_2yhi4a | t5_2to41 | 12 | jopfr: TIFU by wishing happy birthday to my cousin twins.
So TIFU. It's always difficult to wish someone a happy birthday on facebook, espacially for twin cousins. If you write something funny for one you have to do it for the other also. And as stupid as I am, I was like : I want to be original, fuck those pictures, m... | 4 | 3 | |
1425935265 | 1425940541 | t3_2yhfnz | t5_2to41 | 6 | leejunlong23: TIFU by getting Fast Food
I have a buy 1 get 1 free Bigmac coupon at Mcdonalds (lets face it, why else would I come here) to use so I got out of my car and walked inside. I go up to the cash register right away since no one was in line.
Me: 2 Big Macs please. (hands the coupon)
Guy: Sorry, that won't w... | 3 | 2 | |
1425937484 | 1425938025 | t3_2yhkkl | t5_2to41 | 8 | ReddditOnRedddit: TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag
Hello reddit, today I fucked up big time.
Yesterday I was at my friends house and I had around 2 grams of weed in my bag. Me and my friend went out for a walk and to get food so I left my bag at his place while we walked. While we were gone I guess my friend's mother... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425937745 | 1425939605 | t3_2yhl7h | t5_2to41 | 12 | TotoLaser: TIFU by saying that I should shoot someone in an airport.
This happened a few months ago
I was going on a trip to Vegas with my family, and my little brother started talking about GTA V. Now for all of you that don't know, (I know there are a few of you out there), GTA V is a game that mainly consists of g... | 4 | 3 | |
1425938322 | 1426009590 | t3_2yhmjk | t5_2to41 | 5,571 | delabait: TIFU when our cat showed up to his own funeral
So this actually happened 3 years ago when my daughter was 4 years old. It was a situation that started out terribly but actually ended up being a funny story my wife and I can now laugh about.... until today.
We adopted our cat from a local shelter before my d... | 14 | 397.928571 | |
1425938633 | 1425953026 | t3_2yhnak | t5_2to41 | 126 | reckr: TIFU by grabbing the wrong condom (NSFW)
First post on reddit ever so there will be mistakes.
This happened about 2 hours ago...
I've been together with my girlfriend for more than 4 months now and we both being 17 you may see where this is going.
So we're on my bed making out and we're both really into it yo... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1425938743 | 1425943117 | t3_2yhnk6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning a real love interest into a ONS
This is a throwaway account, and this actually happened last Saturday.
I am not too much of a party person. I like to get out on occasion but it seldom really really motivates me, but last weekend I agreed to give it a go and go out as there was going to be a ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1425939858 | 1426003804 | t3_2yhq34 | t5_2to41 | 792 | sterkenwald: TIFU by wearing tight pants to the library
This actually just happened an hour ago, so I guess I'm a unicorn here or something. So I'm working on a big paper for my final semester of undergrad and it's taking a lot of my time and energy. I haven't been eating properly because I don't really have the time... | 5 | 158.4 | |
1425940655 | 1425953396 | t3_2yhrwa | t5_2to41 | 32 | rockyroad364: TIFU by telling a girl I like that I own a fleshlight (NSFW)
I'll do my best to explained this as detailed as possible despite this happening while I was heavily intoxicated.
So yeah, I was heavily intoxicated one night at a house party and decided to chat to one of my friends on my mobile phone through ... | 8 | 4 | |
1425940941 | 1425960661 | t3_2yhsj4 | t5_2to41 | 68 | moondoggie_00: TIFU By Running a Red Light
Actually 15 years ago, but no Reddit back then....so...(kinda long)
When I turned 15 I got a moped for my birthday. It was from the 70's, no turn signals and slow, but I loved it. Freedom!
One night I am coming home from who knows where and I hit a red light. I am the firs... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1425941420 | 1425943473 | t3_2yhtlq | t5_2to41 | 7 | cvliethrowaway: TIFU by lying on my CV
So today I received an offer from a large multinational company for a job. My dream job in fact. I have had two interviews with them two months ago and they originally offered the job to someone else who has now dropped out and I am to replace them.
All I have to do is sign the ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425942325 | 1425942757 | t3_2yhvoy | t5_2to41 | 6 | MyDeloreanWontStart: TIFU by eating a lemon whole.
It was an accident. Not the smartest moment of my existence.
I was eating, with teh lemon on the side of my plate. Thought i reached for the soup dumpling, but it was the freaking lemon.
Don't know how the holy hell i f-ed that up, but i put it in my mouth, chewed, an... | 3 | 2 | |
1425941128 | 1426069950 | t3_2yhsz4 | t5_2to41 | 1,708 | WWJaxD1973: TIFU By Not Creating My Own TIFU Thread.
TIFU by responding to someone else's TIFU and apparently should have just made my own. This was never planned to make and wasn't something I even thought about as the event is 35 years old. But I was reading another TIFU [TIFU by teaching my 4-year-old the phrase "go... | 8 | 213.5 | |
1425942149 | 1426049815 | t3_2yhvaq | t5_2to41 | 80 | Commocean: TIFU by wearing a shirt covered in my own splooge
Yes, this was in fact today. Back story time!
I'm a lonely enlisted member of the U.S. military and I am currently deployed. Under these circumstances ofcourse I take every opportunity I get to burp my worm. This happens in one of two ways. Either while showe... | 4 | 20 | |
1425943106 | 1426017232 | t3_2yhxfe | t5_2to41 | 6 | andihack5: TIFU by walking to work
The parking lot at work was a skating rink after rain/sleet/snowstorm. Outcome is a broken wrist and the fact I will never laugh at slip and fall gifs or videos again.
hellzdoms: Let's hope it's not your right wrist.
andihack5: Left
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1425943348 | 1425990493 | t3_2yhxy6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | OliverQueen1000: TIFU by not acknowledging a girl in my class
[Read the whole thing. I like to include details.]
The format of my computer class is set up in rows of two tables. Anyway, I overheard a conservation between a few people behind me.
There is a girl I am going to leave unnamed and she sits behind me with a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1425941031 | 1425989780 | t3_2yhsqi | t5_2to41 | 33 | ActuallyNotSparticus: TIFU by letting my little sister and her friend play on the computer
So I'm soon to leave the home I grew up in, but in the mean time I'll have to live with the various inhabitants. About 20 minutes ago, my 13 year old sister comes downstairs with her friend (who I haven't seen in a few months) to... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1425944246 | 1426051890 | t3_2yhzvx | t5_2to41 | 37 | CrapNurse: TIFU by laughing at someone.
This just happened today. I'm at Sam's Club picking up a few things, namely a U of M tee for my sister and a couple of frozen pizzas. After paying, there is a little concession area selling things like hot dogs, slices of pizza, and frozen yogurt. I order two slices of pizza for ... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1425945825 | 1426029038 | t3_2yi37j | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a family member attend my birthday party
I've never posted in TIFU, but I thought this would be a good one to start with. It isn't particularly funny, but I thought I would share how fucked up my family is (no pun intended). And, hopefully, this will be a good opportunity to vent my anger.
Th... | 14 | 0.785714 | |
1425945927 | 1426020899 | t3_2yi3ea | t5_2to41 | 18 | NewtBoy: TIFU by sparring my master
TIFU by sparring my master.
So when I was about ten years old and a purple belt, I challenged my master (who is a 5th degree black belt) to a spar with head pads, chest pads, and "cups" on. He accepted and we got into the sparring ring.
I started to think about my first move agains... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1425946207 | 1425951963 | t3_2yi3xr | t5_2to41 | 14 | hotfuckingmeme1q212: TIFU by accidentally removing my brother Jerry's hands
RandyFord: Mods? /u/canipaybycheck
fritzly: what u want?
RandyFord: Bringing it to a mods attention to be removed. Disregard please. (Great to know that mods on this sub reply, though)
sweateraficionado: /u/fritzly is a cancerous SRS shill
fr... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1425939920 | 1425953903 | t3_2yhq81 | t5_2to41 | 3 | thatonejakedude: TIFU feeling a little stupid right about now.
OK sooo unlike most of these posts this literally just Fuckin happened...
A little back story. Yesterday my good friend (let's say Bob) asked me "hey dude will you take my Xbox to your place since you have the internet and download exozombies for me?" So o... | 3 | 1 | |
1425947663 | 1425949371 | t3_2yi6zu | t5_2to41 | 43 | Catfishgonewrong: TIFU by catfishing out of boredom and discovering something I didn't expect...
Disclaimer: The first thing I'll do is 'fess up. I should not have done it. It was a mistake and not something I plan on doing again (especially after today).
Background: I'm a young gay guy in a relationship of a few year... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1425948355 | 1425949165 | t3_2yi8d4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | MartySmarth: TIFU Got Long Distance GF Pregnant Right Before Break Up
TL:DR
I dated a girl for 8 months long distance. It was too much. We were about to break up. Then we found out she's pregnant. Not a new story.
But she quit her job/benefits to move 800 miles to my better job/benefits. She never had a supportive fa... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425948673 | 1425953941 | t3_2yi8zn | t5_2to41 | 18 | istrebitjel: TIFU by teaching my son about pocket knife safety
Yeah, I bet you guessed it already. While showing my 9 year old son how to safely use a pocket knife and demonstrating on a stick how it will snap if you put pressure on the back of the blade, I managed to cut about a quarter inch deep into my right index f... | 6 | 3 | |
1425949392 | 1425952249 | t3_2yiagk | t5_2to41 | 7 | nakedandacarless: TIFU by buying the first car I looked at without even test driving it.
I need a car. Right now, I get rides from my family but sometimes schedules clash and I can't get a ride. Usually this happens in the evening with my second job. I get tired of this so I call my bank and get a car loan.
I thou... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425950918 | 1426049725 | t3_2yidil | t5_2to41 | 498 | rxricks: TIFU by turning 60 and watching my short-term memory go completely to hell.
I'm lucky in that I can work from home sometimes and also because my house is about a ten minute walk from 2nd Street (Long Beach, CA), where there are lots of nice shops and restaurants.
So I get up early, do a bunch of work, then w... | 8 | 62.25 | |
1425939590 | 1426079072 | t3_2yhpg7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | WSAT_Fox: TIFU by showing friends Skype Messages. [Part 1?]
This wasn't today, and it's a fairly long story, but man, it's one of the worst things I've been apart of.
Let's get down to who's who, shall we?
We have a number of People; Myself, Vic [Victim], Godfry[Good Friend], Richard[Dick], Jay and Rob.
So, the new I... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425954898 | 1425957408 | t3_2yilgi | t5_2to41 | 12 | turdqueen69: TIFU by almost losing my leg in an accident because I thought I could stop the car with my foot
So this just happened moments ago. My boyfriend and I went out to dinner and all was going great. We were watching the Celtics vs the Heats in the restaurant and he suggests during halftime he drive me home. We ... | 3 | 4 | |
1425955053 | 1437098277 | t3_2yilqi | t5_2to41 | 10 | hldinthe253: TIFU..A stranger asked me to borrow gas money
Surprisingly this happened today and I'm still not sure whether I fucked up..and As the title stated, a man asked me for 80$ for gas money. This event occurred in a neighborhood that is known for its shady activity. He said he was a security guard and showed me... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425956842 | 1426005980 | t3_2yionh | t5_2to41 | 93 | gr1ff_r1ff: TIFU by saying something stupid in court and getting my friend a ticket
One night about 2 months ago, me and my friends were out drinking and my one friend ended up getting caught for pissing in public resulting in a $280 fine. He ended up taking it to court to get it reduced and I was brought as a witness ... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1425956452 | 1426006942 | t3_2yiogv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dreazy991: TIFU by leaving my door open while browsing Youporn [NSFW]-ish?
I was caught fapping by my mother because I didn't know my dog scratched open my door.
If this breaks rule #3 then remove it mods, I'll just repost on the weekend no problem.
ErectingASentry: Aftermath??
Dreazy991: Had talk about the birds and ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425960536 | 1425960965 | t3_2yivbm | t5_2to41 | 7 | demaseme: TIFU with my new crush.
A few weeks ago I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend, we haven't been talking for days now. Today I was walking around in my university with some girl I'm hanging out with and since I got a cat we were talking about it, then she asks me "Does your cat lick your face or something like t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425959782 | 1425973990 | t3_2yitzi | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU tipped over pallet of eggs
Forklift operator turning too quickly (because management wants productivity!!), pallet of 10800 eggs fell over
Simicrop: Look on the sunny side, anyone trying to poach your job will need to know how to take a yolk.
MrMist3r: Eggcelent selection of puns there, my good man.
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1425962304 | 1425963888 | t3_2yiy6a | t5_2to41 | 18 | Atx_Pancho58: Tifu broke up with my Gf and I'm still seeing her
As I'm writing this I told my self once I break up with her I will not get back with her and that's were my Tifu starts...
I dated this girl we will call her lyn. Went to the same school. I always knew she liked me but my interest were on other things at t... | 3 | 6 | |
1425962778 | 1425988264 | t3_2yiyx8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Halla76: TIFU by growing up under a rock
First, the obligatory "This didn't happen today".
This happened in sixth grade, in the early 90s. I grew up with a very protective mother (my parents were divorced). I wasn't allowed to watch rated R movies, listen to certain music, and was clueless about anything socially ... | 3 | 2 |
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