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1425962891 | 1425965312 | t3_2yiz35 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BigDaddyDingDong: TIFU by being a designated driver for drunk sluts.
This actually happened back in July. I went to a party with a couple girls. I just smoked weed and chilled while they got drunk. since I wasn't drinking and they lived by me I said I would drive them home. When we left they got in my car and I took th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425962054 | 1425964292 | t3_2yixsy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my teachers unintended innuendos.
So today in astronomy class we were learning about the life cycle of stars. Ryan, a friend of mine was sitting directly across from me. He didn't fully understand why many stars shrink into white dwarfs at the end of their life cycle. Mr. Y, our teacher c... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425963207 | 1425967250 | t3_2yizkd | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a hickey
Dear Reddit,
I fucked up
Hey everyone, longtime lurker and first time contributor to this subreddit. This actually happened on Sunday, though.
To start off, some backstory: I've been dating my girlfriend for a couple months now and the relationship is great and I have... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1425963276 | 1425982694 | t3_2yizot | t5_2to41 | 102 | TWERKninja: Tifu by assuming a guy was single
This literally happened few hours ago..
I had been crushing hard on this cute guy in my class for the past few weeks or a month or two. We had been stealing glances but i didn't want to assume anything, but my friends pushed me to be a man^what? and ask him out. I spent we... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1425961237 | 1425966719 | t3_2yiwii | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how to cut a cake.
Reddit, tonight I fucked up by not knowing how to cut a cake.
My wife was drunk and decided to spend her evening baking us a chocolate coconut cake.
I was high and thought that was a great idea.
Once it was ready, I grabbed a fork and was ready to go to town on this ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425965277 | 1426127543 | t3_2yj2ny | t5_2to41 | 9 | iDeltaReddit: TIFU talking to a guy
Hello Redditors..Today I fucked up hard...
Background: I've been posting on a website called Whirlpool forums for a while and I enjoy it.
Fuck up time:
One day a guy PM'd me, saying I was nice for helping, found my pay pal and gave me $300. He then asked for my Skype account after... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1425966142 | 1425983916 | t3_2yj3uc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Applejackedd: Tifu by throwing out a receipt
Tifu, Well it was about 2 years ago. I work out of town, fly in fly out, and I leave my truck parked out of my apartment. It just so happend that on my days off I do a lot of work for a habitat for humanity type charity and I spent my first 4 days doing house calls ( elect... | 4 | 2 | |
1425967488 | 1425968846 | t3_2yj5mu | t5_2to41 | 14 | Phantom_Gamer7: TIFU By telling my teacher why I left class.
This isn't today but was last month.
So I'm in year 11 (sorry I can't convert it for all you international redditors) and I had science, now the same period I had science I also had school photos, no big deal a lot of people had them the same time as me and... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1425968711 | 1425971840 | t3_2yj759 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Tough_life: TIFU by kissing an ugly girl
So this happened last year, it is probably my biggest regret and I have a few. I was at a party with some friends, everyone was drunk as fuck and a few people were high (standard). I was sitting next to this unbelievably beautiful girl and I was leaning in with my eyes closed wh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425970392 | 1426005443 | t3_2yj932 | t5_2to41 | 60 | LegarbageThrower: TIFU by cleaning under my bed
New to reddit so sorry for any mistakes
This happened 3 days ago
I haven't cleaned under my bed for awhile. something that's normal for me. so I decided to get down n' dirty. Halfway through cleaning I notice some daddy longlegs, I am absolutely terrified of spiders so ... | 8 | 7.5 | |
1425970791 | 1426168129 | t3_2yj9jq | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my boyfriend while he was out with his friends
So this FU happened like 10 minutes ago. I was actually lurking on a thread, and someone mentioned that they didn't know they were supposed to wash their foreskin.
I thought maybe this would be a good thing to mention to my boyfriend in case he ... | 5 | 6 | |
1425972280 | 1425974347 | t3_2yjbay | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not buying new boxers after losing a significant amount of weight.
So over the course of my first year of college I've lost about 50 pounds which is amazing! What's even better is that the cute girls have started talking to me! However, while I've downsized my entire wardrobe I haven't bought new box... | 3 | 1 | |
1425973788 | 1425983105 | t3_2yjcrw | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an album to a coworker
Triple check the links you send to coworkers. Just learn from my fuck up.
DeanUnstableAmbrose: You can't just leave it at that! We need more!
jamesalexand3r: I agree! what was the album, we need to know!
PuddiPuddo: For science!
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1425969379 | 1426037061 | t3_2yj7yz | t5_2to41 | 9 | Momentous9: TIFU when I enraged a senior citizen
So here's the deal, I won't lie about what I was doing (I know it is unsafe, but bear with me). I am on the way to a really important interview, I am not late or rushing. I am in a new city which was difficult to navigate. I, for a very brief moment, picked up my IPhone ... | 3 | 3 | |
1425974519 | 1425981398 | t3_2yjdjw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a family get their daughters "leukemia medication"
So I was leaving the bar sort of early (around 10:00pm) with some friends when we were hailed by a group of people in a newer Mercedes-Benz. We walked over to the car and a well dressed man immediately started talking about how incredibly emb... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425974262 | 1426000665 | t3_2yjda3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheJarcker: TIFU by leaving my laptop open while fooling around with my girlfriend.
YodelingEinstein: Doesn't matter, had sex!
Basscrank: He's got that going for him. You know, after the huge fuckup.
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1425974258 | 1426031937 | t3_2yjd9y | t5_2to41 | 3 | sharkcuddler: TIFU by accidentally doing a lot of laced MDMA
Bought off a new dealer, tripped and hallucinated for over 12 hours. This was Sunday. I still have an M hangover and my boyfriend isn't doing so well either. God Damn drugs.
writingprobably: Accidental hallucinogens are the worst kind of hallucinogens.
shark... | 3 | 1 | |
1425974519 | 1426090689 | t3_2yjdjx | t5_2to41 | -1 | Awkwardzilla: Tifu by parking in front of my crushes car
Okay so I am on mobile so I apologize for my format. Anyways this happened about 4 hours ago. Just a bit of background. There's this girl in my class that I have been talking to and well I have sort of developed a crush for her. The class we have ends at night so... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1425976472 | 1425979207 | t3_2yjffg | t5_2to41 | 153 | SharkSaver: TIFU by burning my genitals
This happened about 3 hours ago and I regret everything.
I live in a dorm with a bunch of other guys and a few of my friends and I were having a conversation with our Japanese exchange student about the "weirdest things" that he had seen. Apparently, some of his female friends o... | 4 | 38.25 | |
1425981308 | 1426011023 | t3_2yjk6f | t5_2to41 | 41 | NOT_ah_BOT: TIFU by trusting my best friend.
this happened yesterday. So a bit of background. i use to smoke *a lot* of weed. i mean i could kill an 1/8th in a day to myself without effort. in 2012 i quit all together.
so about a year ago i started, maybe once a week taking a few hits of the old pipe in social setting... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1425982114 | 1425999643 | t3_2yjl0g | t5_2to41 | 18 | ShadowWolf1: TIFU By dating and being lazy
Like most posts in this subreddit, this happened a few months ago
Also first post on Reddit.. Don’t hate <3333
(Note: I’m probably the laziest person alive)
So I’ve been dating this girl for a while now, lets call her “Chloe”, So beforehand Chloe and I were really good ... | 3 | 6 | |
1425981872 | 1426058000 | t3_2yjkr3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | CluelessPinata: TIFU by protecting a kid from a wasp
Obligatory warning: this happened a few years back
**Story Time**
*Background:* I was a Life Scout working at a Cub Scout camp for some extra cash (lets call it Camp Carl) at the time. We catered to kids who were mainly aged from 8 to 11. So at Camp Carl, we we... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1425981128 | 1425994779 | t3_2yjjyq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Beavermeister: TIFU in airport security
TIFU this morning. I woke up relaxed, refreshed and ready to go home after a weeks scuba diving in Cozumel. As I luxuriated and stretched in bed, I noticed that I had a decent erection, decided to do something with it. Gathering my lube and Honcho Head Masterbater, I was quick to... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425975606 | 1425998835 | t3_2yjen0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sassmaster_614: TIFU looking innocent.
Last week at my boyfriends lovely apartment we are hanging out doing homework. I am in his luxurious camo decked bed and I have my little purple netbook out, earbuds in. I am watching a movie for an anthropology assignment.Preface: we had Mexican food that night....
I am ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425986163 | 1426043844 | t3_2yjpgn | t5_2to41 | 354 | Tough_life: TIFU by kissing the wrong girl
It was the day of the annual fireworks at a school that's very popular at my city. I had been messaging a girl for weeks and we planned to meet each other there and see what happens. I arrived with my friends and I immediately scouted for her. After about half an hour she came... | 7 | 50.571429 | |
1425984849 | 1425991411 | t3_2yjnzs | t5_2to41 | 8 | daquila: TIFU by ruining my party
This happend on saturday, my birthday.I ruined my own fucking birthday party.
My friends are kinda divided into two groups, since a quite complicated breakup last year. And so these two girls who hated each other just didn´t talk and it was okay as it was. But girl A decided that it w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425986851 | 1425998742 | t3_2yjqa4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | toastofchaos: TIFU by saying something stupid at my first convention
Ok, so it wasn't today, but whatever. This was back a few years ago at my first anime convention that I'd been to, Sac Anime. I had just heard the latest most clever pick up lines that you could use in video games and I thought I'd put it to good use ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425986406 | 1426003528 | t3_2yjprp | t5_2to41 | 4 | WarlockOfThunder: TIFU by pulling a prank on one of my best friends
(actually happened three weeks ago)
Okay, we'll call my best friend "Grace". We actually got super tight after one of my friends "introduced" us to each other, well, not really introduced since we knew each other, but he got us to be super tight. Duri... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1425986244 | 1425992521 | t3_2yjpk3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | thief_garet: TIFU by wanting to surprise my friend as he comes out of the toilet
Almost two years ago I was doing an internship in China, together with some friends from my class. In general we had no problems adjusting, but there was one thing that was difficult for us to get used to. The toilets.
The building that o... | 3 | 4 | |
1425988347 | 1425989291 | t3_2yjs5i | t5_2to41 | 5 | amarius2: TIFU by telling the girl I like that I like her.
So... we are about to enter hight-school (bad moment to fall in love) and there she is, let's call her Julia... she was transfered to our school the other year and since than she is my best friend (girl). I dunno, maybe because I'm a teen I told her I like her ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425989441 | 1426079449 | t3_2yjtkg | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my assault rifle was empty.
Welp, I may have made a small fuck up. Over the weekend, I took my AR out shooting, and I was sitting here trying to remember if I cleared the chamber, or just put the safety on. So, I dropped the clip and racked the slide back about five times. It's clear, right?... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425991357 | 1426093835 | t3_2yjw9l | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by realising my snake was no longer in his tank....and still isn't...
So I decided to do all of my cleaning today, clean all the surfaces, hoover, put washing in etc etc. Thought I might start my clearing out my snakes vivarium. That's when I discovered he was gone....since at least last night. And I'm ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425980442 | 1425996660 | t3_2yjjai | t5_2to41 | 8 | YodelingEinstein: TIFU thinking my professor was a werewolf
So this didn't really happen today, but many moons ago when I was still in college (I'm turning 40 this year, so do the math).
The evening before, a bunch of us hooked up, as college kids so often do, got drunk, as college kids so often do, and watched movies... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425992214 | 1426006307 | t3_2yjxh7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | TheShrubberyDemander: TIFU by getting breakfast
For once, this actually happened today. In fact, it happened not even an hour ago. On my way to class I decided to stop by a convenience store and grab some breakfast because I was really fucking hungry. Well I turned too soon and fucked up my tire. I tried to change it m... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1425993002 | 1426065919 | t3_2yjyod | t5_2to41 | 35 | JackMinnesota: [TIFU] By putting moisturiser on my hands
So today started off pretty normal. Woke up, browsed reddit for a while during breakfast, made myself a coffee and finished getting ready before leaving for work.
My morning routine involves moisturising my face and hands since it's like the desert here in the ... | 5 | 7 | |
1425992654 | 1426016794 | t3_2yjy6a | t5_2to41 | 20 | pampered_llama: TIFU by making my teacher cry
It wasn’t actually today but a post reminded me of it and I figured this is a good enough first post so bear with me. A little back story. it was in grade 11 and i was one of those guys that was always talking, a bit of class clown and just a tad bit of an instigator. Needl... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1425994882 | 1426006289 | t3_2yk1si | t5_2to41 | 82 | cagar003: TIFU by Defending My Mom
Obligatory "This didn't happen today, but quite a while back". Before I continue, I just want to make clear that I LOVE MY MOM..anyways
So, my mother is a Spanish immigrant (from Spain people, so no Mexican jokes) and she learned English in her later years. As we all know, languages ... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1425996527 | 1426005805 | t3_2yk4ma | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a girl for getting her period
It was the moment our whole class had been waiting for. Senior trip, our school's proud tradition of taking a bus load of "young adults" on a 12 hour bus ride to the great state of Virginia. Aside from one of the students dropping a massive turd in the bus ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425992547 | 1426013105 | t3_2yjxzi | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheDarkestStarr: TIFU by getting off the bus
I'm on mobile so sorry for the mistakes. But this happened a few minutes ago, and I'm still in pain.
I ride a bus filled with people, right? My school bus is shit. I'm a sophomore in high school and I haven't gotten my car yet. We arrive at the school on this rainy, drear... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425991750 | 1426037683 | t3_2yjwsy | t5_2to41 | 6,095 | burnmongham: TIFU by brushing my teeth in the shower
So, my life seems to be stitched together by TIFU moments, going back as far as I can remember. Anyway this one happened this morning...
I was taking a shower, pretty normal, nothing out of the ordinary. I have a toothbrush and some toothpaste on the little rack thi... | 15 | 406.333333 | |
1425998521 | 1426041076 | t3_2yk8be | t5_2to41 | 425 | invokelogic: TIFU by throwing a stick
I was in the woods with a friend, and i found this stick shaped like a boomerang. My friend told me to throw it and see if it worked. Now my friend was standing on my left about 6 feet away. Now I knew I was an idiot and for my friends saftey I turned away from him so I wouldn't ... | 11 | 38.636364 | |
1425996545 | 1426029647 | t3_2yk4nb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by leaving a bathroom
So I left class to use the bathroom. We have to bring a clipboard saying when we signed out of class. After i was done i was walking out of the bathroom and dropped the clipboard in front of the door I just opened. Its was one of those doors that close its self. As I bend over to p... | 3 | 1 | |
1425991367 | 1426005813 | t3_2yjw9z | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing on a $2500 mattress.
I had just bought a Serta iComfort Memory Foam Queen Mattress last night. This was my first night on the mattress. An hour ago around 7AM I had a lucid dream that I was in a school taking a piss in a single person bathroom.
I vaguely remember instead of pissing in a uri... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1425998816 | 1426006834 | t3_2yk8xl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a pizza
Like the usual, this happened a few years back.
My buddies and I were sitting my garage bored out of minds when we decided to do some prank calling. My friend decided to call up a pizza place. The conversation went similar to this...
My friend "Hello, I'd like to make an order for d... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1425999260 | 1426049768 | t3_2yk9ss | t5_2to41 | 100 | Saezra: TIFU by trying to get a piece of tape off of the bottom of my shoe
This is a long story to read but it is something I can laugh really hard about now. This actually happened to me about 2 years ago when I was a relocation specialist ( mover, packer ). A couple of things to know ahead of time about the typical a... | 5 | 20 | |
1426000888 | 1426087980 | t3_2ykd62 | t5_2to41 | 98 | yendor4: TIFU by assuming the funny story two strangers were discussing was the plot of an episode from the TV show Shameless.
TIFU because I don't normally take the Metro in DC but I did last night. I was sitting behind two African American women when one began to tell her friend a story. "Girl, did you hear what hap... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1426001865 | 1426003051 | t3_2ykf58 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Boss1010: TIFU by Watching Horror Movies
So this actually happened a few days ago but I remembered it today after looking at another post.
So this is what happened: I was walking home after basketball practice. It was around 8:00 PM. I was chosen by our coach to bring the ball for the practice since he trusted me.
... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1426002264 | 1426038328 | t3_2ykg0v | t5_2to41 | 37 | zubaba: TIFU and I have no excuse.
This is a FU that started on Saturday and culminated Monday morning, so technically YIFU.
There is a girl at work that I have been chatting with a lot during breaks and lunch, and we have been getting very friendly. We've seen a few movies together and been out a few times. This Satu... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1426004466 | 1426010102 | t3_2ykkrx | t5_2to41 | 37 | shefainted: Tifu by getting my face slashed and breaking my GFs skull
Johnnytrulove69: damn, what city do you live in?
shefainted: bumblefuck Ontario... just east of shitsville.
Kanuck_Kyle: Brampton?!
nanogoose: Acceptable answers would also include: Malvern, Regent Park, Jane and Finch.
smartlikedumptruck: I used ... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1426004371 | 1426106308 | t3_2ykkjv | t5_2to41 | 975 | The_Horror_Author: TIFU by speaking to a child at Target...
So as the king of bad decisions, I most recently exercised my TIFU majesty by interacting with a young boy in Target, which basically set off a virtual manhunt.
So I'm in the deodorant aisle trying to decide whether to stray away from the safety of Speed Sti... | 15 | 65 | |
1426002105 | 1426005931 | t3_2ykfog | t5_2to41 | 2 | reignxbow: TIFU by waiting in a school parking lot for cereal.
So this FU happened in the summer of 2014, after working a long hard day outside.
So let’s begin with, I love to smoke the herb that God has blessed us with, yes marijuana. Now to the story, after working outside on a hot day, with my bro’s we want to purc... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426006093 | 1426007535 | t3_2ykodw | t5_2to41 | 5 | maybeimfat: TIFU: By not realizing I was being hit on.
Bibliophial: so go back there.
maybeimfat: I'm going to tomorrow, and hope the opportunity hasn't completely passed. But from the very little I know of women, I think it may have.
Fayeliure: You've got approximately 12 hours to seal that deal I'd say. I wouldn't... | 5 | 1 | |
1426006361 | 1426014468 | t3_2ykozl | t5_2to41 | 31 | starknolonger: TIFU by screaming obscenities at a group of visiting students and their parents
I got back from my last class of the day about an hour ago, and ever since, I've been crashed on my couch, watching TV under a blanket and eating those mini pancakes you get in an 8-pack at Tesco.
About 20 minutes into the ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1426006169 | 1426007177 | t3_2ykoje | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fayeliure: TIFU by putting a plaster on a burn
WonderfulVasectomy: ~~Is that a sanitary pad~~
Ouch! I would leave burn wounds as they are until my mum drops by the pokestore.
Fayeliure: Haha! It does look like a sanitary pad. I didn't even realise. Nah. It's a plastic backed dressing but it did not work. I wish I had... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426007004 | 1426013505 | t3_2ykqlb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Arka-Nox: TIFU by being a lazy piece of shit
TIFU by being a lazy piece of shit.
So last sunday me and my girlfriend were doing some house chores and I was vaccum cleaning.
We have two cats and one of them is a little princess that won't poop in the litter box if we skip even ONE day.
So I was vaccuming and as I clos... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426006056 | 1426012760 | t3_2ykobe | t5_2to41 | 16 | IDunGoofed69696969: TIFU by eating a BonBon that could barely fit in my mouth whole.
It all started with a BonBon in science I had inserted the delicious juicy goodness of the Cherry Vimto BonBon into my mouth when this happened.
'Put it in the bin'
'Can I swallow it?'
'Ok'
Then a friend asked
'What is it'
'A BonBon'... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426007683 | 1426008995 | t3_2yks6h | t5_2to41 | 9 | mitch44c: TIFU by trying to superglue fix my GF's car
Well, this morning my girlfriend had class at 9 am, so I decided to drop her off and head over to Wal-mart to get some superglue to fix a really annoying piece of plastic that was located behind the steering wheel. Well everything went fine, and I managed to glue to... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426008595 | 1426083670 | t3_2yku9a | t5_2to41 | 34 | SNAFU_OPER8R: TIFU by sending an inappropriate photo to the girl I really like.
This happened this morning actually.
I've been talking to this girl I met on reddit, lets call her M. She is really something else, funny, cute, into guns like me. And on top of everything she plans on moving near me here soon. Sadly me a... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1426008710 | 1426011882 | t3_2ykuil | t5_2to41 | 13 | CaspAr_The_Ghost: TIFU by trying to impress my crush.
lucideye: So, I missed the part where the boat smashed into the end of the dock.
ReadMeDoc: I think they were so distracted by his farting, the yacht they were in smashed into multiple docks.
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426010843 | 1426011822 | t3_2ykzju | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by recording my roommate having sex and playing it for her the next morning
ellopello: Movie shit right here, send it to a hollywood producer maybe you'll get a movie deal
Johnnytrulove69: What if she can't answer for a reason.....
Maybe the recording is the last sign of her...
Cue the ominous music:... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426006774 | 1426092677 | t3_2ykq0l | t5_2to41 | 14 | shinken0: TIFU by using backup drives
I work in IT and this all started a week or so ago by me backing up the archived company data. We have tons of archived data and I have spent weeks moving the files to external hard drives and removing the data from our main storage. Finish most of the work and set the drives aside... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1426009950 | 1426039954 | t3_2ykxgk | t5_2to41 | 201 | Smithers211: TIFU By playing in my first ever rugby game NSFW
Obligatory this happened this past Saturday.
So this year I decided that I would play rugby of all sports. And it is actually a great game and I love it and I had a really good chance of moving up to our B-Side. But then our first game got canceled due to t... | 6 | 33.5 | |
1426009859 | 1426013162 | t3_2ykx8y | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using snapchat
Hey reddit. This actually happened yesterday, but I was too stressed to post it, so I guess you'll have to deal with something that didn't happen today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So I'm a university student currently home for spring break. I was browsing snapchat stories when I came across one from a... | 3 | 2 | |
1426008606 | 1426030993 | t3_2ykua8 | t5_2to41 | 87 | itsnotallbadmom: TIFU by not telling my wife there was a frog in the freezer.
This happened over the summer last year. We just moved to southern Florida last year from Illinois. My sons, who are 5 and 6, were playing in the yard chasing lizards and seeing what kind of new creatures they could wrangle up. They showed me... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1426013108 | 1426014277 | t3_2yl4sr | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading /r/nosleep
Actually, it was yesterday. I will *not* repeat my horrible fuck-up today. I was on /r/nosleep because I thought, "These stories can't be THAT scary." Ohhhh, how wrong I was. I read that "Room 733" story, and even though it even had a link to the *fiction* author's facebook page, I... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1426008235 | 1426040929 | t3_2ykth2 | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a present to a four year old.
Lamenardo: Aww, I did something vaguely similar once, except it was a gift for my mother, not a friendship gift. Also had a vaguely similar reaction. It was heartbreaking, and ruined my entire life.
Gamerguy_141297: Ruined your life? Are you okay now?
Lamenardo:... | 6 | 31.833333 | |
1426013039 | 1426086232 | t3_2yl4mr | t5_2to41 | 17 | gutsrie: TIFU I fucked up by eating on the job.
OK, so this actually didn't today but over this past weekend at work.
I work as a shift manager for the restaurant and my shift was ending so it's my job to count what we call "waste", food that customers have returned, food we've dropped on the floor by accident, etc. B... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426014932 | 1426098434 | t3_2yl93c | t5_2to41 | 25 | Hooked_Shot: (NSFW) TIFU by not bringing my GFs Tampons
So this happened last weekend on Sunday, I'm 18 and a senior in high school. Now to the grossness..
So my mom runs a social media management company, and as a result, is always traveling to meet with potential clients. Leaving me home alone with my younger broth... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1426015179 | 1426017792 | t3_2yl9nt | t5_2to41 | 3 | LostDynasty: TIFU by letting my sister take and use my Vaseline, that I use for special times.
DwarfofChaos: Removed as per rules as sexual posts are only allowed on weekends.
LostDynasty: Okay. :(
| 3 | 1 | |
1426014679 | 1426017155 | t3_2yl8ga | t5_2to41 | 7 | IneedBubbleTea: TIFU thinking my wisdom tooth was coming through..
When I was pregnant my wisdom tooth started to break through. Part of it would come through then days later my gums grew back over it. This happened twice when I was pregnant. My dentist told me they couldn't extract it during my pregnancy. Postpartum ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426016104 | 1426139187 | t3_2ylbtd | t5_2to41 | 13 | tootiredtopick: TIFU by being in a hurry and not paying attention to what I just typed.
As root:
rm -rf /etc/init.d/
I do have daily backups and I think I'll be able to copy the directory from another server like it....but, ugh.
disambiguated: >rm -rf /etc/init.d/
At least it wasn't *rm -rf /*.
dlrdlrdlr: Do... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1426015865 | 1426020806 | t3_2ylba2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Un4giveable1337: TIFU I think I just got real world CATFISHED
**Preface:**
One normal afternoon, about a year ago, I sat in my living room playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. It was like every other extended period of time that I wasted while playing. After I wrecked some of the baddies and got myself a nice streak ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426016459 | 1426040612 | t3_2ylcni | t5_2to41 | 284 | tifumeetingherfamily: TIFU by introducing my fist to my gfs younger brothers.
Happened this weekend. WORD WALL!!
So after 2 years my GF decided it was time to take a road trip and have me meet her family for the first time. Her family lives in a small house so we decided to stay at a hotel instead of air mattress ... | 7 | 40.571429 | |
1426016619 | 1426048999 | t3_2yld0f | t5_2to41 | 1,681 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my boss a dildo surprise... twice
The initial fuckup was a few days ago, I'm waiting on round 2 of the fuckup.
As most of us on Reddit do, I was browsing the site sometime last week and stumble across a glitter bomb site, except this time it was packed with a dildo! BRILLIANT! Ran to get my w... | 9 | 186.777778 | |
1426016606 | 1426020923 | t3_2ylczb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by Watching porn while having Bluetooth on...
So I was having a nice lunch with the family, we had music playing in the living room through our new Bluetooth speakers, it was very chill and relaxing. Just about done with our meals I got up to go use the restroom, I sat down on the toilet and went on my ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426016546 | 1426023786 | t3_2ylcui | t5_2to41 | 3 | FalcoCreed: TIFU by forgetting what was in my backpack
So today I had an interview at a grocery store, and innocently brought a backpack to carry food on my walk back to my apartment. The interview went well, I bought some bread and eggs, and began my walk home so I could enjoy the nice day.
Everything was going well ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426017044 | 1426197715 | t3_2yle16 | t5_2to41 | 468 | Rita_Poon_: TIFU by telling a very sick child that they were going to end up brain-dead.
This happened quite literally 30 minutes ago.
I am a male pediatric RN who works full time as a nurse for sick children.
One of our 'frequent flyers' (a chronically ill patient who has frequent hospital admissions) has a progress... | 16 | 29.25 | |
1426017169 | 1426026542 | t3_2ylec0 | t5_2to41 | 41 | anythingwithwheels: TIFU By asking my girlfriend what colour The Dress is.
My girlfriend rarely uses social media or the internet, so she had not heard of the viral dress debate. Last night I was curious what color she would see, so I showed her the picture. This didn't end well.
At first, she wholeheartedly said whit... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1426017198 | 1426096058 | t3_2ylee1 | t5_2to41 | 67 | awaythrow31: Reddit, TIFU by going on omegle, and inadvertently becoming a pornstar.
So this fuck up actually happened today for once. A little back story, I'm your typical horny teenage boy, and my parents were gone for the night. Throw away because- you'll see.
So, having the house to myself, i get kinda horny being... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1426018079 | 1426055308 | t3_2ylgoj | t5_2to41 | 3 | KitsuneXYami: TIFU by roaming reddit
Backstory: I had some english homework and I said fuck it and roamed reddit before I did the deed.
Forgot about it.
Gotta do answers to Questions about Macbeth....
FML
TL;DR: read reddit ,forgot homework ,gonna get punished
P.S fuck you jenny
Gryff99: I never really had this p... | 3 | 1 | |
1426018106 | 1426021987 | t3_2ylgqy | t5_2to41 | 5 | misunderstood_medic: TIFU by waterboarding myself
Almost a year ago, my family, a friend of mine and I were on a trip to Disney land. One morning I was in the shower and I was feeling rather tense for some reason. I filled a small hand towel with hot water and put it on my face while I was in the shower, and it felt am... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426018002 | 1426020443 | t3_2ylgge | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jammurlammer: TIFU by ringing at my own door
I was walking home, and when i got there, walked up to my doorstep and i pulled out my keys, then i rang at my own door, holding my keys in the other hand. The irony is, i was alone at the moment.
Gryff99: I don't get it. Is this even a fuck up? I don't see one. You rang you... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1426019358 | 1426019682 | t3_2yljux | t5_2to41 | 1 | wunwunwunwunwun: TIFU by accidentally insulting my crush.
So I'm sitting in class on test day waiting for this girl to show up. I've been crushing on her and recently got her number. She walks in, sits down, and i notice that it looked like she rushed in. And thr first thing out of my mouth is, "you look like you just ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426019242 | 1426035281 | t3_2yljjz | t5_2to41 | 569 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking my son to ask the girl from next door to grant him a wish - Happened the other day
So there I was playing outside with my son, When the daughter of our close friends walks over dressed in a fairy costume. I then say to him ' Hey buddy ask her to grant your wish', thinking he will ask her for t... | 6 | 94.833333 | |
1426020018 | 1426069572 | t3_2yllkm | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving a Shakeweight to a Girl for Xmas
Like most TIFUs, this happened back in 2010. One of my good friends had recently broken up with her boyfriend of few years, so I thought it would be funny to give her a "Shakeweight" when they were hot handhelds back in 2010ish. I had not seen her in person for... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1426020936 | 1426031066 | t3_2ylnsd | t5_2to41 | 8 | ScramblingBacon: TIFU by blowing an incredible date.
The main fuckup happened Saturday, and it spills over into this week. It's kinda long, but whatever.
So Friday evening I decide to hang out with some friends for the next few days. While at one's apartment in Boston I got completely shithoused (understandably, I lik... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426020693 | 1426022947 | t3_2yln7u | t5_2to41 | 21 | Capt_Naive: TIFU by being naive and not knowing when a girl was coming on to me
Alright, so this happened a few years back... but regardless, I felt the need to make a throwaway as some of those involved (whose names shall be changed for everyone's sake) may or may not be redditors.
Alright, so a bit of backstory. I'm... | 3 | 7 | |
1426023293 | 1426024375 | t3_2yltby | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU masturbating at work
Jwmcd2: >Right as I cum, some lady decides to use the bathroom and chooses the stall directly beside me. (Who does that BTW...
I have 2 guesses: Herd mentality, or female-only cock-blocking. Which I guess isn't an accurate way of putting it. Minging infringing?
Auphor_Phaksac... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426024451 | 1426037043 | t3_2ylvzh | t5_2to41 | 315 | PresidentofIBTC: TIFU because, boobs
quietlyjudgingU: Oh, that's not that bad, I think those kids just got the breast of you.
PresidentofIBTC: Yeah, tit could have been a lot worse.
ForgottenYogurt: It was just a temporary mammary lapse.
hellsing73: Something something... BOOBS!
goodsir42: BOOBIES
howgreatthelove: H... | 7 | 45 | |
1426023798 | 1426097565 | t3_2ylufd | t5_2to41 | 429 | AngryIrishWench: TIFU by falling asleep in a car at work
I work in the service department of a BMW/MINI dealership as a service consultant (basically a middle man between client and technician). For my lunch breaks I will usually take a nap in my own car. Recently because of proximity to my parking spot I have taken to... | 8 | 53.625 | |
1426025127 | 1426027934 | t3_2ylxjn | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by not ending a cat's life
Hi folks
So my fuck up starts 30 minutes ago... I am so fuckin sad :(
I am an animal lover (got 2 Birds and 1 dog - had a bunch of animals before in my life) remember that!
So it is 10:30 pm here and i went out with ma dog for his "good night poop" and we found a young cat l... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426024730 | 1426055750 | t3_2ylwl9 | t5_2to41 | 46 | fuckyoujimmyfallon: TIFU by hotboxing my car in the movie theatre parking lot
_iamabot: If you live in America, this should simply be a misdemeanor, and will likely just result in fines and a few months probation. How did they not find the weed in your ass? When I got arrested,I had to strip down in front of a guard, ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1426026316 | 1426085353 | t3_2ym07x | t5_2to41 | 91 | TT1103: TIFU by writing a crappy program
Ok so this didn't happen today (maybe a year ago) but now that I come back to think about it, it was pretty funny.
So one day I get home from school real bored, so I decided to go on my computer and code something. I had a great idea that I could write a program that talks to m... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1426027808 | 1426032387 | t3_2ym3m2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | jerichoholic1: TIFU by taking a girl I've been dating for the past month with me while finding weed for 2 guys
dentaldreamer: Interesting priorities you have there..
jerichoholic1: Yeah, I value my well being above anyone else's. I may sound like an asshole but if I hadn't run, things would have been much worse for me... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1426024445 | 1426030736 | t3_2ylvyx | t5_2to41 | 3 | unsafecrab: TIFU by almost asking a stranger for drugs
disambiguated: >So today I went to the gym for the first time, and since my gym is in town, I thought I'd pick up some weed at the same time to save effort and fuel.
I'd like to know more about the intersection of a deliberate program of physical fitness and ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426029011 | 1426068968 | t3_2ym6ar | t5_2to41 | 115 | elememt: TIFU by trying to save time shaving in the morning
I recently moved in with my girlfriend and the bathroom we have has a mirror directly across from the shower. So I decided to try shaving my face while taking a shower. Save some time, right? NOPE. Accidentally dropped my razor, which had a brand new head on i... | 5 | 23 | |
1426028283 | 1426042061 | t3_2ym4o1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | rchung68: TIFU by posting on reddit
zamgoesham: Your friend is a dick. You should post his cell phone number in a "straight guy willing to try anal with male for first time" ad on craigslist. Just make sure you don't tell him what you did and enjoy the sweet never ending revenge as he remains oblivious to why his phon... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426007274 | 1426030539 | t3_2ykr89 | t5_2to41 | 6 | coconut434: TIFU by sounding out words
As many TIFU are this did not happen today. In fact it happened in kindergarten. A little backstory, I went to a Christian preschool and kindergarten. Obviously bad language was a zero tolerance policy. Not to mention we went to church here also. Back in the day there was this kid... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426029791 | 1426039026 | t3_2ym7zy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by demonstrating my pain tolerance and apparently also my stupidity.
Okay, so this happened a couple weeks ago, and the shame of it all is finally starting to wear off, so why not post my idiocy for all to see?
So I was hanging out with a friend, and we were just sitting in the basement, watching Netfl... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1426030385 | 1426035995 | t3_2ym9b2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lockett360: TIFU by pissing all over my bedroom floor.
Torgopon: Learn to aim?
Lockett360: I had no worries about that, my dick was fully in the bottle, that's why there was an air pocket.. I did aim once it came out, sadly, the damage was done...
Torgopon: Yes, yet if you could aim, which I thought all men could... Y... | 8 | 1.25 |
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