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1426162666 | 1426195866 | t3_2yscad | t5_2to41 | 7 | CewlCallewl: TIFU by changing my text ringtone
Obligatory but this actually happened yesterday afternoon.
I live with my dad and he's a pretty social person so we have people coming over pretty often including many friends from places where he used to live.
Quick rewind, I was talking to my friends and we were debatin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426166155 | 1426167038 | t3_2yshje | t5_2to41 | 6 | dakraziest: TIFU by staring a girl like an idiot and getting kicked out of a cafe
I frequent a cafe near my work, over the course of 2 years that i have been going there i picked up on a habit of sitting in a corner and enjoying my tea and giving no crap about what is happening around me. But sadly today i fucked up bi... | 3 | 2 | |
1426166576 | 1426195251 | t3_2ysi7k | t5_2to41 | 107 | TaranK: TIFU by getting on my friend's bonnet.
Do I get extra points, for posting on the day I fucked up?
Not but thirty minutes ago my friend was driving me and another friend to university. I should preface this with the fact that I'm a Sikh man who wears a turban. Anyways the whole day, nothing was going our way, w... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1426167344 | 1426172438 | t3_2ysjgf | t5_2to41 | 5 | fakehappiness1234: TIFU by finding out my wife is cheating on me again!
krissib1: Cheating blows for the faithful party. My husband believes in an open relationship. I did too until I fell in love with him and it really hurts me to think of him with someone else. I'm sorry you're going through this too.
fakehappines... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1426167217 | 1426173661 | t3_2ysj97 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a rubber band towards a girl with MS
Obligatory Disclaimer: This happened about a year ago...
While at work one day I was sitting on the phone in the call center playing with a rubber band when it accidentally launched out of my cubicle and into the girls cube next to me. She happens to ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426169495 | 1426172993 | t3_2ysj7c | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thunder_bird: No, absolutely not. Just leave it alone. Leave his thoughts and his pictures to himself. Enjoying or collecting such images does not mean he's a bad person.
Think of this:We all enjoy action and adventure movies. We all root for the protagonist, even though he or she uses violence, explosions, fights an... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1426168045 | 1426199336 | t3_2yskme | t5_2to41 | 1,803 | adoptedincest: TIFU by using a mobile app to meet girls
cljohn76: Yeah. I don't buy it.
TLoblaw: I went to high school in a small town. It is not unheard of for cousins end up in this situation one way or another. Also, after doing a lot of work with the child welfare system, I can easily see how siblings would not ne... | 12 | 150.25 | |
1426170837 | 1426184752 | t3_2yspq4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | chef2deaf: TIFU by going to a job interview with my fly down
I just got home & noticed. There wasn't a desk or anything else between us.
Stubbs314: You'll now spend the next hour or two running everything they said back through your mind to check for any times they might have been talking about your penis.
chef2dea... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426170869 | 1426172002 | t3_2yspsm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Fr3shPa1nt: TIFU by trying to pay for coffee with porn.
shtefosknight: I want to know what was the conversation between you and your boss!!
Fr3shPa1nt: Asking me what just happened basically haha hes a pretty cool bloke! We had a laugh about it but it didn't take long for my whole office to find out. Banter wagon is i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426170927 | 1426172918 | t3_2yspw2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to seduce my new boyfriend
tmntnut: Plot Twist: A threesome followed shortly after this discovery.
vindawg08: With a honey in the middle there is some leeway
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426171705 | 1426173511 | t3_2ysrc7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | who_fox: TIFU by not reporting my car stolen.
This happened about fifteen years ago right after I graduated from college and moved to NYC. I had an old beater of a car that I really didn't need in the city. I parked it on my block and kinda forgot about it until the parking tickets started piling up. When I tried to mo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426114749 | 1426199327 | t3_2yqe3j | t5_2to41 | 2 | dumbvpnidiot: TIFU by connecting to my work VPN without realizing that utorrent was running in the background
Hello reddit
TIFU (technically last weekend) by working remotely with minimized utorrent running in the background the entire time.
Got called into a 1:1 meeting with the chief IT worker for my company saying... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426170924 | 1426203318 | t3_2yspvx | t5_2to41 | 15 | DrShadyTree: TIFU by ditching my friends in GTA to play GTA
To start this fuck up, I'll say that I've been having technology issues as I'm still currently between iPhones and I just had to do a hard reset on my PC back to factory settings because my Windows was filled to the brim with malware. It's got me a bit scrambl... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1426173250 | 1426252304 | t3_2ysugd | t5_2to41 | 4 | leolego2: TIFU by frying donuts on a party.
This actually was during summer, on my birthday.
Me and my bestfriend throw a party at his house. There were a lot of people, like a lot, and his house is pretty small. Loads of alcool, and tons of weed, too much weed. I don't smoke weed, but literally everyone in that house... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426173556 | 1426181383 | t3_2ysv4m | t5_2to41 | 4,933 | flounderflound: TIFU by catching my wife cheating and beating her mercilessly.
PM_ME_YOUR_HAIRSTYLE: THis title is probably a candidate for the most missleading title 2015. Well played OP, well played.
Johnnytrulove69: Same thought exactly.
I know op is leaning back, with a devilish smirk.
Well, at least it's a wel... | 10 | 493.3 | |
1426172349 | 1426182590 | t3_2ysskv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking someone how was their weekend
this was on Tuesday but I wasn't able to write till now because of work and my fat fucking brother so bare with me.
I was doing my at work cleaning hair dye off bowls when a random older lady say down at the sink to get her hair washed. no one was around so and I... | 4 | 1 | |
1426173483 | 1426175197 | t3_2ysuxy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cockblocking myself
Johnnytrulove69: Please tell me you ate the leftover pizza in the morning!
If so, classic bro moment.
#leftoverhungoverselfloatingabitpukeyprecleanuppizza
Thadstradamus: hahaha, no I went to the bathroom when I woke up and when I walked out, I found it and laughed then threw it ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426174106 | 1426265939 | t3_2yswbw | t5_2to41 | 992 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert
So this happened two weekends ago, but we'll start back around Christmas.
I was trying to be an awesome boyfriend and looking for the most awesome Christmas present of all time for my girlfriend of a few months. I thought "Hey! I'll look for concer... | 9 | 110.222222 | |
1426175511 | 1426191219 | t3_2yszcs | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU by staring at a girl's leg.
Backstory:
Secondary school student. Male. British. Not much else.
Today: I fucked up (sorta)
Essentially, I was sitting in class and saw a girl with crutches. Tilting my head, I looked a bit closer. From the angle I was looking at, it was as if she had no leg at all. Now, ... | 8 | 16.75 | |
1426169821 | 1426700822 | t3_2ysnr1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | JimmyL2014: TIFU by farting close to my mate's girlfriend
So this happened last night. I was at my mates house, my mate and I were chatting and watching his girlfriend play CoD multiplayer, and laughing together at the whinging noobs who she was destroying, categorically. He got a phone call, and I decided to grab us a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426176432 | 1426200253 | t3_2yt1er | t5_2to41 | 41 | WreckyHuman: TIFU by starting a fire in my room
This is happening now.
I live in the school dorm monday to friday. It's 3 pm, class just finished and I got to my room. I was bored and I had a lighter, so I started burning stuff like paper and small pieces of wood outside the window. Finished that, went to sleep. Some ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1426177263 | 1426198977 | t3_2yt3a9 | t5_2to41 | 648 | [deleted]: TIFU by disrupting my housemate's love-marathon
funkbutter: Your girlfriend's a keeper.
_Myip_: This.
SilentWord7: That.
Horse-Anus-Infection: Those.
stuN_seeD: These?
YellowOchere: Nuts
colt45feelnaliv: Deez
Horse-Anus-Infection: Them
| 9 | 72 | |
1426176052 | 1426204667 | t3_2yt0ls | t5_2to41 | 3,917 | literallyicanteven: TIFU by being racist about one of the most controversial race crimes currently happening.
This happened about an hour ago while I was at work.
A little bit of a back story. I'm currently in the military and as such, they are fairly harsh on HR complaints. Particularly those concerning EO.
A buddy... | 18 | 217.611111 | |
1426177984 | 1426178390 | t3_2yt4xo | t5_2to41 | 11 | motherchuggingpugs: TIFU by buying a mother's day card
To make you all happy, this happened about half an hour ago!
I'd just walked out of the card shop having just bought a humorous card to post to my dear mother. Having my own bag with me at the time I politely declined the lovely shop assistant when she offered me ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426171411 | 1426224187 | t3_2ysqra | t5_2to41 | 88 | Mister_Veritas: TIFU by yelling the Band Camp joke to a large meeting of administrators at my high school
A bit of backstory: I'm a senior in high school and an avid actor. I live in New England, and one of the things our drama club does is participate in the One Act festival, a multi-tiered short play contest exclusiv... | 4 | 22 | |
1426178364 | 1426182676 | t3_2yt5sm | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming up with the most misleading click-bait title imaginable.
flounderflound: How in the fuck did my post get deleted for "not being a fuckup", but this is okay?
fmpf: Seriously, though. I hate it when moderators are inconsistent in enforcing rules.
flounderflound: My post had gained something lik... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426178592 | 1426178941 | t3_2yt6c7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By reading my mother's texts.
My mother is the only bread winner of our family, she works hard, she is dedicated towards providing me and my brother proper and best education and she loves us.
On the other hand though, my mom and my dad have been in a bit of a pickle for the past 5-10 years. They fight... | 4 | 1 | |
1426179282 | 1426190094 | t3_2yt7uq | t5_2to41 | 176 | jayant2711: TIFU By Running my friend over...
Do I get extra points, for posting on the day I fucked up?
Not but thirty minutes ago I was driving my two mates two University. I should preface this with the fact that one of my mates is a Sikh man who wears a turban. Anyways the whole day, nothing was going our way, we c... | 6 | 29.333333 | |
1426180287 | 1426209735 | t3_2yta2m | t5_2to41 | 468 | yetanotherthrowanon: TIFU by stealing toilet paper from my university.
Context: I'm a third year student living with three other female room mates. We use a lot of toilet paper. **This is not directly about defecation so I wasn't sure if I should save it for the weekend, please let me know if I should!**
A couple mont... | 8 | 58.5 | |
1426180159 | 1426188629 | t3_2yt9r5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | LieutenantCheeze: TIFU By using my friend's dollar
So a few days ago I went to lunch with a friend. Another friend wanted something too but didn't feel like leaving so he gave me 2 bucks to buy him a "chicken sandwich--no mayo or I'll kill you". So we go to BK and I order his sandwich. It only cost $1.09 so instead of ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1426179299 | 1426184726 | t3_2yt7w2 | t5_2to41 | 33 | vaderjag: TIFU by accidentally throwing a bag of shit at my friend
This is my first ever post so be lenient on me. Also, this actually happened yesterday, but its been less than 24 hours so I don't care.
So a little background: I'm a competitive high school swimmer. We have duel meets against other schools. Yesterday ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1426181181 | 1426196713 | t3_2ytc6t | t5_2to41 | 39 | CarlisDoesNotCare: TIFU by using the term "black guy".
So it was first period, and the class was on the topic of police brutality. We began talking about the riots in Ferguson, and New York when someone mentioned the Michael Brown shooting that sparked all of the drama. From the corner of the room, an african american ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1426183157 | 1426261177 | t3_2ytgt4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | asyouwish333: Tifu by following the rules
I'm a cashier at a fast food place. A customer had recently used a credit card that wasn't his and he was caught. In order for an incident like this to never happen again, the mangers told us that we need to start asking for everyone's ID. This rule was kind of spread by word o... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426184001 | 1426501796 | t3_2ytiu8 | t5_2to41 | 335 | RollSomeCoal: TIFU by opening a steam sale email at work, with a NSFW steam name.
Oh hey steam has one of my wishlist games on sale, awesome!
Eh its a decent discount, maybe i'll look into it when i get home.
From another office, "Hey come check this out" a coworker calls. I leave, get distracted, return 3 hours late... | 10 | 33.5 | |
1426183358 | 1426191289 | t3_2ythai | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost blinding my SO because of a reddit post
So I've been recently training for a half-marathon and with it browsing the obvious subreddits for tips and what not (/r/running primarily). Now about a month or so into my training I've noticed some bad aches and pains in the side of my right leg. Rathe... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1426182296 | 1426198139 | t3_2ytet0 | t5_2to41 | 84 | ClaireClover: TIFU by reading a sign
Today I was leaving class and took my usual route out of the building. As I was walking down a flight of stairs, I focused on a big yellow and green sign posted on the wall (that I've read at least fifty times already). It says, "Slips, trips, and falls cause 50% of injuries". While... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1426184747 | 1426239735 | t3_2ytkhq | t5_2to41 | 6 | psyfarkledon: TIFU by wanting linux on my new computer
Okay so this morning I decided Today I'm gonna get linux on my computer. Because I wanted it
I downloaded the distrubution I wanted and then burned it to a disk. I had to use my parents computer because mine didnt have a disk drive so I was just gonna burn it to an... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426185625 | 1426435246 | t3_2ytmim | t5_2to41 | 50 | krashaon: TIFU by insulting a famous rapper (Drake).
This happened three Aprils ago in Toronto. It was my Birthday and I arranged bottle service and a guest list at an upscale bar in Downtown Toronto. Upon arrival, I was told by security that something came up and they are no longer able to provide entry for me or an... | 21 | 2.380952 | |
1426186690 | 1426206712 | t3_2ytoxb | t5_2to41 | 3 | CreepyMinerLance: TIFU by bringing my cell phone out for recess
This happened back in grade 7. At the time I went to a new school, and they allowed us to use our cell phones outside.
One day, me and my friends went outside to play a game of football (not really football, but catch with a football) on the pavement nea... | 10 | 0.3 | |
1426186974 | 1426202151 | t3_2ytpkb | t5_2to41 | 608 | tuigger: TIFU by telling a ridiculously hot woman that was trying to take me home that she had man hands
OK, let me preface by saying I am not that much of a looker:
http://imgur.com/yomksYm
So there I was, at a Murder by Death show with a friend(check them out, they're really swell!). I was standing alone in the cent... | 6 | 101.333333 | |
1426188065 | 1426191930 | t3_2yts1f | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a gym membership.
Didn't happen today but some time ago.
I used to be a gym rat. In it five to six times a week and I loved it. That was until I hurt my back on a heavy lift day. I could hardly walk for two weeks and had to literally drag myself out of bed every morning. Needless to say I wa... | 3 | 7 | |
1426186245 | 1426212930 | t3_2ytnyx | t5_2to41 | 8 | stache13: TIFU by trying to be facetious
Moments ago in one of my Sociology classes:
To start, I am a fairly facetious person and my classmates and professor know this. The guest speaker, however, does not know this. The guest speaker is part of the LGBTQ community and at the end of his story, he opened it up for some... | 4 | 2 | |
1426186693 | 1426267412 | t3_2ytoxh | t5_2to41 | 149 | underagelifecrisis: TIFU by teaching my spawn to lick the chicken
My life philosophy is pretty simple: Lick the Chicken.
I’m think I'm going to have to re-think that now because I might be leading my children astray. I had an experience today that showed me the futility of my being a father. Let me explain.
I grew ... | 9 | 16.555556 | |
1426190534 | 1426193418 | t3_2ytxke | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lukitakas: TIFU by singing at work
Today was an usual day at job (I work as a cashier at bikes shop). We listen to radio every single day there, and one song was very cachy, that I singed it quietly for myself for whole day. One guy came up with bike parts to me with money, and I was singing that song for myself, accep... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426188692 | 1432416481 | t3_2yttfm | t5_2to41 | 4,969 | adhdmi: TIFU by thinking a grenade launcher wasn't loaded and pulling the trigger
As is tradition, this fuck up didn't happen today, it happened almost 4 years ago to the date. I was reminded it of it after reading a few other military related posts, and got the same feeling in my stomach just thinking about it as I di... | 16 | 310.5625 | |
1426186792 | 1426193231 | t3_2ytp5c | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing disabled peoples food and giving one a seizure.
Gonna lay down some not so quick (sorry, I suck at writing. There is a TL;DR) context before the fuck up. So I play guitar in a band and last summer we were pretty damn busy during with gigs. We were playing at least twice a week all over North... | 4 | 2 | |
1426192157 | 1426198223 | t3_2yu16y | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my comment karma
This is today. So, I am active user of reddit. I comment a lot. So, I finally decided to check all the comment upvotes I get. The number? 666. Now I've had bad luck all day.
TIFU by posting my own TIFU.
KINSORYA: That TL;DR was well needed, I thank you for that miss!... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426191896 | 1426193223 | t3_2yu0l6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | DontWriteInThisSpace: TIFU by introducing myself to some girls
New to reddit and figured I'd share my story. Disclaimer: this happened a few years ago.
To set the background, in high school I was a shy kid who took absolutely zero risks when it came to engaging with the opposite sex. So before heading off to college... | 3 | 6 | |
1426185473 | 1426195760 | t3_2ytm65 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MavisOfTheDead: TIFU by putting rubbish in the bin.
This happened to me earlier today. Me and my work colleague have just finished lunch. As I had been eating lunch in his car, he politely asks me not to leave any rubbish in his car. So as we head toward the next part of our job for the day, I spot a bin next to the bu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426192060 | 1426194015 | t3_2yu0yq | t5_2to41 | 17 | TIFUwomp: TIFU by trying to relieve some frustration at work
Welp, I’ll keep this short since I’m writing this from my work computer and I don’t know how much longer I have before I’m escorted from the premises. My boss is a magnificent pain in the ass, and I thought I’d blow off some steam a few weeks ago by typing ou... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1426193032 | 1426194138 | t3_2yu36s | t5_2to41 | 5 | Denwry: TIFU because I didn't check my GF's house.
Long time ago when I was in high-school this happened. One day my GF told me her parents were gone for the day and asked me to come over. I was down, my GF and I were known for getting frisky keep in mind. So I met up with her and we went to her place. When we ente... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426192337 | 1426208380 | t3_2yu1me | t5_2to41 | 293 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my girlfriends mom had nice legs.
This happened a few years ago and is something I get embarrassed thinking about it.
It was an average day and I was over at my girlfriends house just hanging out. We would have only been dating for about half a year so I was still a little shy with her pare... | 6 | 48.833333 | |
1426188438 | 1426264791 | t3_2ytsv7 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU my dad thinks I'm going to join ISIS
So I'm a muslim living in the USA. I was browsing reddit and found r/unexpectedjihad. Yeaaaah. I sitting there laughing like a hyena at that stuff and my dad walks in. All he sees is ISIS flags and bombs going off. He tells me not to browse shit like that again.
Raza... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1426193735 | 1426250405 | t3_2yu4uk | t5_2to41 | 11 | almostambidextrous: TIFU by casting slurs at a hotel guest
Working overnight reception at a large hotel chain that rhymes with 'Harriet'. Guests arriving at that hour would usually rather just get the fuck to bed as quickly as possible rather than be informed of all our delightful services and amenities. Since I don't ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426191360 | 1426207704 | t3_2ytzel | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a pen
I was sitting in class, being bored as fuck. I was almost falling asleep holding a erasible pen, with my head down on my desk. So, I throught it would be a good idea to write the word "SHIT" on my arm with my eyes closed. Then I lifted my head from the desk to erase what I had wrote on m... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426195063 | 1426252993 | t3_2yu7tx | t5_2to41 | 73 | mindlessmason: TIFU by calling my dad
For some backstory. It's been me and my mother alone since I was born. I didn't know I had a father until I was 12. My family always said I didn't have a dad and being a naive child I believed them. While watching an episode of house, there was a woman who got pregnant by going to ... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1426195150 | 1426210376 | t3_2yu80g | t5_2to41 | 1,500 | HowsNL: TIFU by trying to be friendly to a Korean girl
My life seems to be a full of moments where I'm consistently fucking up, so here's one that just happened to me a couple days ago at school.
So I'm a White Pacific and Asian studies student at my university and a lot of my classes have a heavier ratio of Asian to ... | 13 | 115.384615 | |
1426195339 | 1426239191 | t3_2yu8ez | t5_2to41 | 13 | Im_A_Big_Dumb_Idiot: TIFU by making my mom think I wet my bed
Well first off, this is my first post on Reddit, I usually just lurk, and this story is not as good as most, but I thought why not, gotta start somewhere
So Earlier this morning, I awoke to find that I had a wet dream. Now mind you, I'm 17 years old, I have... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1426194818 | 1426196136 | t3_2yu7az | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgeeting to sign out of my reddit at home
I've written about my sex life and my narcissist parents on this account and now I'm worried that they've read it. I normally don't forget to sign out, but I went to run an errand and forgot. This was on the family desktop. I left it on overnight for about ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426188944 | 1426265417 | t3_2ytu0g | t5_2to41 | 12 | robbiemar: TIFU by playing with rocket fuel.
As with pretty much every post on this subreddit, this didn't happen today, it happened a few years ago, when I was in 11th grade to be exact. For a bit of context, I went to a Charter School from grades 6-12 for "gifted" students that specialized in students who had ADHD... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1426179262 | 1426205074 | t3_2yt7ss | t5_2to41 | 49 | blargishyer10: TIFU by being detected
Senior in college, studying Criminal Justice, trying to get as much experience as I can. I see a volunteer application for a surveillance detection course with a certain government agency. They needed volunteers to play suspicious people that the agents are training to detect. You ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1426196217 | 1426200476 | t3_2yuad7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Queenkittyy: TIFU by letting some kids use my hand lotion
So, today during math class while the teacher was teaching a lesson, I decided to put on some of my lotion (3oz bottle) and the girl sitting infront of me asks for some lotion. So I said "yes", and passed her the lotion. (The teacher is still at the front of the... | 3 | 2 | |
1426197510 | 1426199636 | t3_2yud4m | t5_2to41 | 7 | hebegeebees: TIFU... I cut a tree down that hit my barn...
TIFU... This happened today. Had a friend come over with some tree cutting experience (or so I thought). First tree, about 90' tall came down fine. We tied the smaller (but dead tree) off to my truck to pull it over as it fell. He started cutting with the chain... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426197531 | 1426212746 | t3_2yud6a | t5_2to41 | 20 | niccyp: TIFU By contacting inland revenue on my employer, causing him to lose his business and his home.
So, like many other posts on here this happened some years ago.
I was on summer break from university and decided to head back home for the 2 months and work, catch up with friends and family basically any excuse t... | 4 | 5 | |
1426196439 | 1426217925 | t3_2yuat3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | copewithme: TIFU by thinking it was 1995!
I will start with a little backstory. My mother is a bit of a hoarder. She was never the most organized person but when my father passed away she began to hoard. I haven't lived in her house for about 15 years or so. The wife and I had just bought a new home; and, in the interi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426189457 | 1426201023 | t3_2ytv6j | t5_2to41 | 9 | Denwry: TIFU because I didn't check my GF's house.
Long time ago when I was in high-school this happened. One day my GF told me her parents were gone for the day and asked me to come over. I was down, my GF and I were known for getting frisky keep in mind. So I met up with her and we went to her place. When we ente... | 3 | 3 | |
1426197648 | 1426533752 | t3_2yudg3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | dogcmp6: TIFU by hugging by girlfriend
Im just going to get right to the fuck up, Early this morning, as I was leaving my girlfriends house, I was hugging her good bye outside by my car. Well we have just had some warmer weather in the area, but it was cold enough for there to be ice on the ground. As we are hugging, w... | 7 | 2 | |
1426198376 | 1426217070 | t3_2yuf3u | t5_2to41 | 4 | KuromanKuro: TIFU by narrating an nsfw Tifu on a thursday.
This actually happened just now. Unicorn I know. So I have this little project that I do with my free time where I'm narrating some text I find every day for the next year. I don't know maybe I'm in love with my voice or something.
Anyway, I found a post. "TIFU... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426199030 | 1426507944 | t3_2yugj6 | t5_2to41 | 166 | Bongo17: TIFU by letting my crush use my phone
Everything was going well in my life until yesterday.I've been obsessing over this cute girl in my class for a while.So as everyone can guess, I stalked her.I took some screenshot of her picture from Facebook and sent it to my friend, as he wanted to see her. So my genius ... | 10 | 16.6 | |
1426198042 | 1426201111 | t3_2yueca | t5_2to41 | 7 | jbh007: TIFU by swearing in front of my cousin
A fuck up 5 years in the making…
About 5 years ago (maybe more, I can't remember if I was 17 or 18), my aunt and uncle were visiting, and my sister and me were in charge of playing with our then 4-5 year old cousin.
This kid is the most adorable little twerp I know. He's... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426198003 | 1426285827 | t3_2yue8x | t5_2to41 | 20 | HooptieDaisies: TIFU by going to prison, again.
Ugh. This happened today and its air of annoyance has yet to lift.
I have a close friend/SO who's currently in prison for nonviolent blah-blah'ery (we were in the process of reconciling when he got locked up; we'll see how things shake out but we've always understood ea... | 12 | 1.666667 | |
1426198939 | 1426234987 | t3_2yugcc | t5_2to41 | 77 | Toxic_Axon: TIFU by reading "The driest, most esoteric joke I know" reddit post
So this just happened.
I'm in the bathroom at a university and browsing reddit.
I read the mentioned post but I didn't get the "Descartes before the horse" joke right away, took me a minute because I was overthinking it.
When I finally... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1426195750 | 1426231349 | t3_2yu9dg | t5_2to41 | 1 | myfunnies420: TIFU by reading YouTube comments
thatonecantoneseguy: I don't get it
myfunnies420: YouTube comments are toxic. It ruined my day.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426200476 | 1426230775 | t3_2yujk6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By dating a sex column writer.
I posted this earlier but it got auto-moderated for some reason (I assume because of the external links). Anyway, for the past 3 months I've been going out with this really awesome girl who happens to write articles for an online girly magazine part time. We met through mu... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426200463 | 1426203696 | t3_2yujiz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chryodem: TIFU by calling someone a retard... repeatedly
So I work in an office with a bunch of cubicles, but they don't have walls that go all the way up. Kind of like [this](http://www.ihomedecoration.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/modern-cubicles-design.jpg) with some of the glass removed over some of the inner desk... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426200629 | 1426215231 | t3_2yujuw | t5_2to41 | 5 | Bringer_of_the_fish: TIFU by poking out my best friends eye.
Today I Fucked Up after getting back from a technical school with my best friend who we'll call Larry, we were walking to our lockers to get stuff to go to lunch. His locker is about 50 ft/ 15.24 m away from mine. From nowhere he sprints towards me. Seeing hi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426194901 | 1426212696 | t3_2yu7hn | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making fun of my boss's wife's age.
Or rather a few days ago. So I work for a gaming company as field tech that is vendor for gaming computer hand held things. My boss's wife is a sweet 64 year old sharp as a tack. My boss is also 20 year veteran, straight shooter, and founded the compan... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426187069 | 1426202228 | t3_2ytps7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | SaltyNarwhalCock: TIFU By leaving my cat home
Like almost all of these TIFU's, this didn't happen today.
It was winter season and about time to go and ski. I live in California, so this requires some driving up to Tahoe. I have a fat Turkish Angora [(cute little bastard)](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1426202439 | 1426211469 | t3_2yunpf | t5_2to41 | 4 | closetnarcissist24: TIFU by reading The Onion.
I had a fantastic girl, and I pushed her away. She helped me out during the hardest 3 years of my life. I broke up with her 6 or 7 months ago, and its just now hitting me how bad I FU'd. She's met someone else and doesn't want me back. I feel so empty. Today I saw this htt... | 4 | 1 | |
1426202492 | 1426240435 | t3_2yunta | t5_2to41 | 7 | ry8: TIFU by pouring water on my SO's head
TIFU while eating breakfast with my significant other. I've been traveling a ton for work. I've been home for only 1 day in the last week. She was nagging me about not doing dishes, which are 90% hers. I got up with my glass of ice water and held it over her head, which I thou... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426197980 | 1426213196 | t3_2yue7c | t5_2to41 | 9 | Euthenios: TIFU by doing an image search for Krokodil (NSFL)
Today I was surfing the internet instead of doing work, and I read about this cheapass drug that's popular in Russia called Krokodil, which is named after the alligator-like roughening of the skin that happens to users.
"Huh," I thought, "They must look like... | 3 | 3 | |
1426204709 | 1426211503 | t3_2yusct | t5_2to41 | 10 | Collegep: TIFU by making a guy in a wheelchair wait for me as I finished taking a huge dump in the handicap stall at school.
I'm not handicapped, and the other little one was wide open. I just like the spacious stall better. Plus it didn't help that I blew it the Fuck up. Sorry guy.
photogineermatt: I always hate when ... | 5 | 2 | |
1426206567 | 1426269616 | t3_2yuvzk | t5_2to41 | 11 | stringlove: TIFU by admiring my coworker's white ink tattoo
This actually happened last week, but I'm still hiding in my room from embarrassment.
I used to work for a human rights organization where we were put into teams working on specific projects. One lady on my team was particularly very open about her tattoos. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426206875 | 1426207610 | t3_2yuwl1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mcguitarman: TIFU by logging into my friend's instagram account
So unlike most posts here, this happened today.
So I was in class with my friend today and he was using his iPad for school work. He was working with me and when he left I glanced at all his notes and noticed a note that was called PASSWORDS. So obviously... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426205975 | 1426219821 | t3_2yuuv4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | YouAreSignedIn: TIFU by being racist on a podcast and then posting it in a subreddit for that race
**Backstory:** I do a little podcast with a co-worker where we visit unique events and explore lifestyles and cultures that we aren't a part of, but think might be interesting.
We've been to a BDSM club, a cat show, and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426196680 | 1426237422 | t3_2yubbz | t5_2to41 | 8 | _ImRussell: TIFU by urinating in the street
Ok, this happened a week ago and I'm not sure if this breaks the 'bodily discharge' rule, I'll keep it saved in case but anyway, here goes...
I was out for my staff night out and the drinks were flowing. I'd spent a lot of time speaking to my manager whilst we were out havin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426198971 | 1426312553 | t3_2yuger | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too self concious
I've lurked Reddit for a long time and created an account just to post this fuck up.
So a couple weeks ago I slept with a gorgeous girl from one of my classes at university. She hit me up by phone one day after working on a group presentation we had to give later that week.... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1426207463 | 1426225299 | t3_2yuxoy | t5_2to41 | 10 | wigwam2323: TIFU by turning my sock right side out.
This happened maybe ten minutes ago. I'm not sure really, time is different when you're in severe pain.
I got out of the shower and after drying myself off, I began to set out my clothes to put on. I usually dress myself from the bottom up, so socks were first. Annoy... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426208035 | 1426288879 | t3_2yuyrd | t5_2to41 | 91 | Writes_Nudes: TIFU by trusting Google Drive
Throwaway because co-workers use Reddit and don't know yet.
At work, we regularly use Google Drive to share files, edit documents, arrange spreadsheets, and other mundane things like that. My co-workers and I are pretty open with each other so we all use our personal Google ... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1426208519 | 1426697506 | t3_2yuzs6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheGodOfHwat: TIFU by joking around with the cook at Qdoba.
So, everyone who knows me knows when I go out to eat with friends or whatever, I'll usually joke around with the waiter and such. Well, today me and my boss went out to eat. It was the usual dinner with my boss, acting like we were gonna knock each other out a... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1426207770 | 1426243136 | t3_2yuy7z | t5_2to41 | 3 | HypNoEnigma: TIFU by helping a duck
So here i am, 18 years old it is 5:30 PM and the sun is setting, i am walking back from school when i noticed a group of 5 boys fishing in the pond, the boys were around 8-10 years old, but then i notice that 1 of the boys swings his fishing rod towards the pond and a duck swims righ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426209112 | 1426246152 | t3_2yv0x7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | therealbrucejenner: TIFU by telling a Jewish joke to my doctor
Just moved here to Chicago so this was my first time meeting this doctor. He starts off going through the whole medical questionnaire spiel- putting all my medical history into the database. We get into a conversation about my work and subsequently how my c... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426208847 | 1426210951 | t3_2yv0g7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl I like half my life story
I didn't do this today, I did it a few weeks ago, but it still comes back to bite me.
Anyway I like (present tense!) this girl and we started talking to each other. Sometimes when I get close to a girl I start telling her stuff about my old life... especially... | 3 | 3 | |
1426210692 | 1426259337 | t3_2yv401 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to buy a iPhone
I've been wanting to buy an iPhone 6 for a while. I am in Canada and back in September, I thought that I would wait till I visit the States. It costs me about $150 (gas) to go to the States so I don't go that often.
Then the Canadian dollar started falling. I waited and wai... | 3 | 2 | |
1426207880 | 1426310018 | t3_2yuyg5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | D_RON23: TIFU by deleting 23,000 crucial company part files
I work in IT at company lets call it A. I had a user who was having problems with there modeling program. After trying a few fixes I decided to reinstall the program, doing so required deleting a data folder on his c drive. Since all of our users are redirecte... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426211154 | 1426226894 | t3_2yv4w2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Unkn0wn69: TIFU with Uber
TIFU with Uber. This happened earlier today. So I go to a very preppy school, suits, ties, the works. And i had just finished up practice and needed to get home. Public transportation wasn't coming for a solid 30 min and I wasn't about to wait for that. So i decided to get an uber cab, and thi... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1426211970 | 1426213764 | t3_2yv6cd | t5_2to41 | 42 | b00mgoesthedynamit3: TIFU by taking my dad to go see Interstellar
So I've seen Interstellar 6 times, with everyone but my dad. He and I have never gotten along well. But I'm home on break, the movie is now playing at the late-release-for-cheaps cinema in our city, and since I'm leaving tomorrow I said "Hey, Dad, do you... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1426212022 | 1426227107 | t3_2yv6gf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my business partner to enjoy their bourgeois life...
First time poster here:
TIFU by telling my business partner to enjoy their bourgeois life...
Some goal-oriented individuals (academics) and myself (non-academic, negative bank account balance) began preparations to launch a start-up which... | 4 | 1 | |
1426213654 | 1426218065 | t3_2yv9p5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Navyboy77: TIFU by wiring my new car stereo.
So this technically happened today, but there's a story leading up to the actual fuck up. A few days ago i purchased an aftermarket stereo for my 2002 mustang gt. I tore out the old stereo, hooked up the new one, only to find i forgot to hook up the amps. Until today i r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426213933 | 1426217496 | t3_2yva7v | t5_2to41 | 61 | nextdayshirt: TIFU by wearing the night before's shirt out in public (NSFW)
boobpolice: Plot twist: His sister always calls him disgusting - because he's a transvestite.
bestaccountof2015: Uhhh. I don't think so? Now I'm not sure.
boobpolice: He is a transvestite, right?
"rocking out w/ our cocks out"
"boobie"
"sheba... | 4 | 15.25 |
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