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1426209592 | 1426214838 | t3_2yv1vq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my cat leave the bathroom
This morning, I almost killed my cat.
My cat, Josef, is the most cuddly cat I've ever met. He's constantly sitting on my lap, rubbing against our legs, or sleeping next to us.
Today, around noon, I was sitting on the couch doing school work, and petting Josef who ... | 4 | 1 | |
1426213583 | 1426218303 | t3_2yv9k5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BKIrish: Tifu by sending the wrong person a snapchat video
LinkOfTheSouth: she will high five you. and then give you sex.
Xx_420swagyolo_xX: She will give one sex.
LinkOfTheSouth: all the sex.
BKIrish: I would wife her up
| 5 | 1.8 | |
1426217425 | 1426218805 | t3_2yvgil | t5_2to41 | 12 | createcrate: TIFU by talking the wrong kind of dirty to my gf NSFW
midgetmob: TIL calling your girlfriend a retard is less offensive than calling her fat.
gradesm: TIL, but certainly don't understand and never will..
| 3 | 4 | |
1426211918 | 1426218256 | t3_2yv69n | t5_2to41 | 3 | FallenXxRaven: TIFU by taking Nyquil
Not a glorious story, minor fuck up at best. Ive had a cold so I went and bought some Nyquil and took a dose. Now, I've tried sleeping pills, sleepytime tea, all of that and nothing has made me tired, so I figured nyquil wouldnt do much more than make me a little drowsy. Well, its 1... | 3 | 1 | |
1426217822 | 1426257777 | t3_2yvh71 | t5_2to41 | 31 | teenytinylion: TIFU by spilling tea in my boyfriend's new gaming PC.
Torch me all you want for this, I deserve it. God help me if he sees this.
Boyfriend had a very nice, very expensive PC custom built as a gift for himself naught but a month or two ago. We like to hook it up to the TV in the living room so we can sit... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1426209447 | 1426260595 | t3_2yv1le | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by lending my own mother money.
What's up, first time poster, never really had a fuck up good enough for the internet.
Unfortunately, that changed today.
Let's start where every good story starts, the fucking past.
Four months ago i was finally getting the equivalent to my highschool degree, it sho... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1426218000 | 1426222387 | t3_2yvhj6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Garchomp99: TIFU by telling my girlfriend this...
Okay so today I went into a Country Fair gas station to go grab a Rockstar before I went to teach my Karate classes. My ex girlfriend happens to be in there with her current boyfriend. Her and I chat a bit. But her SO is staring a hole into my soul guys. I make my purch... | 11 | 1.545455 | |
1426219670 | 1426255915 | t3_2yvkjz | t5_2to41 | 69 | EffingSpiders: TIFU By trying to make my date think I was crazy
So this happened about 8 or 9 years ago, but it randomly just came to me while I was taking a shower today and I had a moment of shame at the memory.
Background: All throughout elementary school (I'm talking 1st-5th grade) I had a HUGE crush on this boy n... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1426220148 | 1426231669 | t3_2yvld2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | HashtagFakeMe: TIFU by looking at my girlfriend's phone.
elfa82: Hi HashtagFakeMe, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by looking at my girlfriend's phone.*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RULE 1:** All fuck-ups must b... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1426220341 | 1426232425 | t3_2yvlpm | t5_2to41 | 13 | justafeather: TIFU on the second day of my new job
(and this actually happened today!)
**TL;DR Nearly trashed $150 of someone else's booze, tweaked my back, and then broke my phone in a completely unrelated moment of idiocy.**
So, I've spent the last week prepping for starting as a bicycle courier in San Francisco, b... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1426218671 | 1426222175 | t3_2yvirc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking coffee.
So unlike most of these posts, this did happen today. A little background. I work security in a factory where every week I do two eight hour night shifts, and two twelve hour day shifts in one go. So you can imagine the lack of sleep I get. I've been doing this job for about five mon... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426218900 | 1426233759 | t3_2yvj6y | t5_2to41 | 14 | twlboaj: TIFU by forgetting that ovens make things kinda hot
Today I fucked up. I was making lemon bars for a relative since they had just graduated high school early, as you do. You know, congratulatory lemon bars. Anyway, the particular recipe I used requires that they be baked twice: once to set the short crust, onc... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426222115 | 1426238196 | t3_2yvodc | t5_2to41 | 32 | EarpNamesake: TIFU by talking my head off about a girl at dinner without realizing three of her friends were sitting in the next booth over.
I tend to be a pretty talkative person, especially around friends and family, which is kind of odd because the rest of my family is pretty quiet. I also have a tendency to talk a... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1426221642 | 1426223680 | t3_2yvnos | t5_2to41 | 4 | CookieBaBa: TIFU by Smashing A Sega Genesis That Isn't Mine (xpost from /r/TIFUGaming)
This actually started a week ago, but the fuck up happened today. A week ago, me and my friend swapped a few consoles, as we were bored with the ones we owned. The one related to the story is I swapped my Gamecube for a Sega Genesis.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426224060 | 1426277316 | t3_2yvr80 | t5_2to41 | 13 | tsm242: TIFU by leaving my phone in the living room
So this fu happened tonight.
I went in the other room for about ten minutes. When I came back into the living room, I realized my fairly new phone is chewed beyond recognition. The culprits are either my bf's Great Dane or Husky dogs.
Sigh.
Any advice on how to ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1426223700 | 1426264557 | t3_2yvqop | t5_2to41 | 333 | RadBadGladCrab: TIFU by Redditing on a remote computer
This happened yesterday.
If you all are anything like me, you use Google Chrome as your web browser and have Reddit bookmarked in the bar at the top for easy clickability. Whenever I have downtime at work I click it and waste as much time as I can.
I should al... | 4 | 83.25 | |
1426226870 | 1426231829 | t3_2yvuyu | t5_2to41 | 55 | GamerMcGame: TIFU by getting drunk and texting my dad who is on vacation in florida.
The following was really sent, and I am expecting backlash tommorrow, but I am going to focus on drinking for right now. I knew I fucked up the second I hit 'ok' to send the message.
--- A couple days ago.... (exactly as texts show... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1426226703 | 1426260376 | t3_2yvur1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | al42791: tifu by thinking things were over
Reposted this after deleting it.
Throwaway account for sure.
I'll start with the obligatory this didn't happen today, but more of over the last two weeks or so. I've been in a long distance relationship for the past couple months due to the other person having to move, and ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426225395 | 1426257685 | t3_2yvt0v | t5_2to41 | 2 | Shayla06: TIFU and jumped the fence after the dog...
TIFU and jumped the fence after our new pibble (she's too adorable to be a "pitt bull") puppy. I landed wrong and managed to almost break both my ankles. One is hairline fractured and in a cast, the other is just badly sprained and in a splint. Now I can't walk, or a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426214463 | 1426286136 | t3_2yvb6c | t5_2to41 | 5 | tracedcircles: TIFU by watching Netflix for 4 hours instead of sleeping.
I'd like to keep this short. I'm a senior in highschool and I drive myself to school. Yesterday I turned on Netflix and watched all of the boondocks season 3. I looked at the time and it was 3 hours past the time I need to go to sleep in order to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426230872 | 1426231845 | t3_2yvzn5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | huffdev: TIFU By dropping a 1 ML ampule making a lab evacuate.
So today was another day in the lab, doing various bacterial testing and such. I went to my task sheet to see what I had to do. On it was to make Cam plates for bacterial growth. Behind this agar powder was a chemical called 2-Mercaptoethanol. Now me being ... | 3 | 10 | |
1426219364 | 1426254396 | t3_2yvjzo | t5_2to41 | 7 | Raskolnikov406: TIFU by making fun of the French.
This happened earlier today. Got off work and stopped by a gas station to grab a Gatorade, where two middle age women were discussing something I was vaguely paying attention to. As I'm being rung up one of the ladies says "and she won't go out with him because he's Fr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426219970 | 1426248314 | t3_2yvl1v | t5_2to41 | 4 | Chaotichazard: Tifu by calling out a little person
Today I was at the hospital, my wife had just given birth and after a 4 night stay we were finally able to go home.
I went to take a load of stuff to the car, so I could have both hands free to Cary the baby and car seat out.
I walk up to the elevator and push the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426233636 | 1426234993 | t3_2yw2in | t5_2to41 | 7 | DogcalledDomino: TIFU by accidentally wishing my best friend to purgatory....
this morning i really fucked up by talking about religion, im a reborn christian and i hardly like opening up about it because i have a mouth on me that runs by itself like a toddler with a speedboat for shoes.
after going to the shops with... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426233922 | 1426259828 | t3_2yw2sc | t5_2to41 | 42 | fabioluizd: TIFU by being baked, stinky and naked when meeting new flat mate for the first time
So this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I was going to meet my new flat mate for the first time and decided to get as high as possible beforehand in order to cope with the whole small talk/meeting for the first time... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1426232079 | 1426234821 | t3_2yw0x8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tjerino: TIFU by eating lunch at the hipster sandwich shop
At work, went out to grab lunch. It turned out to be a really nice day, so figured I'd take a longer walk than usual and grab lunch at the Whole Foods a bit farther away than the food carts I usually go to.
On the way there I notice this hipster sandwich sh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426210934 | 1426238020 | t3_2yv4h7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mr_Otaku: TIFU by rejecting the hoodie gods embrace
Little bit about me, i own over 40 pairs of hoodies. i ALWAYS wear hoodies you'll never see me out in public without on. i wear them while i sleep, in doors and even in sweltering weather, roll them sleeves up bruh. So today i decide to hang out with a good friend of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426235895 | 1426276457 | t3_2yw4md | t5_2to41 | 9,435 | dreamingofaplace: TIFU by pretending to have sex on my birthday
All right, so this just happened to me and I am so embarrassed. Today's my birthday and my girlfriend and I were supposed to go out, but she had to pick up an extra shift at work, so we both decided to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. It was a boring night ... | 14 | 673.928571 | |
1426235963 | 1426237093 | t3_2yw4ok | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheAileyN: TIFU by making a typo
This happened about 30 minutes ago. Fuck me.
So I've been talking with a girl I really like for the past week (we'll call her 'M'), and she kinda likes me as well. She is extremely cute, but has HUGE self confidence and trust issues.
Anyway, I was texting M earlier, and at the same ti... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1426236699 | 1426271856 | t3_2yw5bx | t5_2to41 | 14 | desibeating: TIFU by getting my boyfriend beaten
This is a throw away account
So i live in Pakistan and this country has its fair share of problems but if one thing is outstanding about this country its the fact that people will go out of there way to help females. If you are a female you can break the que, drive reck... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1426237097 | 1426238704 | t3_2yw5ol | t5_2to41 | 4 | CrrackTheSkye: TIFU by having a one-night stand
A friend of mine set me up with a date for Sunday. We're going to a show.
She wanted to meet me before that, to get to know each other a bit at least. So we went to a bar yesterday, with her, my friend and his girlfriend. Everything was cool, she was nice, kind of pretty... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426237050 | 1426238791 | t3_2yw5mt | t5_2to41 | 23 | somuchcraparround: TIFU by being a distracted honest bastard.
So, this happened yesterday while I was in school.
Yesterday we had a new teacher on the politics class, a really cool dude, he is my ex teacher husband which I had an excellent relation and all that.
So we are all talking about how we differ from the roma... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1426238960 | 1426307852 | t3_2yw7fl | t5_2to41 | 5 | shesakillerqueen23: TIFU by showing someone who's cute my TIFU about my ex
Well. I hope he doesn't hold it against me. Or this one. Sometimes I have to write out how I feel in order for everything to make sense. I do some strange things. But I'm not going to hide things that are truly my feelings.
Well, I'll tell you ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426241089 | 1426289967 | t3_2yw9lq | t5_2to41 | 52 | EasyTigrr: TIFU by browsing an unfortunately named subreddit via my work's monitored proxy
Like many posts on TIFU - this story isn't from today, rather two days ago, so I hope you'll forgive me on that point.
A bit of background first. I work for a company where part of my role is to look after social media, and beca... | 4 | 13 | |
1426242651 | 1426243042 | t3_2ywb57 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ProTessIonAl: TIFU by 3d printing
Long time lurker etc etc
I go to a very famous British public school, and the design facilities are state of the art. i am very keen for design, and have 3d printed many things over the two years i have been here.
I was trying to print a candy dispenser, but the printer was playing... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426245014 | 1426246386 | t3_2ywdpm | t5_2to41 | 5 | WendyJosephineWright: TIFU by trusting an atheist
idamnedit: How do you know the guy was an athiest?
batkissy: Fedora, neckbeard, and shades
Also stealing charity money from a church.
torodinson: It's almost like they didn't read the story.
batkissy: Huh, it was edited and made just a bit longer.
The debate and poli... | 5 | 1 | |
1426245077 | 1426437257 | t3_2ywds7 | t5_2to41 | 179 | NewIdentity92: TIFU First time on 81s, lost my grip on a mortar round
First time on 81mm mortars, we received our fire orders and were set at At My Command just waiting for the F word over the comms. It was around -20 where we were shooting, up on a mountain and right smack in the middle of a blizzard. I have no idea h... | 11 | 16.272727 | |
1426235056 | 1426250919 | t3_2yw3vy | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jinny1: TIFU by having nightmares
I started wearing nicotine patches about two weeks ago now. I take them off a couple of hours before I go to bed--and I don't know if this happens to everybody when they wear them--but whenever I go on a nicotine patch course, I get the most vivid dreams and nightmares. I actually ki... | 4 | 1 | |
1426247576 | 1426306242 | t3_2ywgma | t5_2to41 | 11,314 | crazypancakes: TIFU by trying to save my daughter's life
I was in the kitchen reading the paper at the table, and my one year old was sitting in her high chair at the head of the table. Everything was fine until she started to try and rock back and forth in her chair when she tipped back a little too far and started to... | 16 | 707.125 | |
1426244026 | 1426358994 | t3_2ywcko | t5_2to41 | 9 | FoolishGurl: TIFU by myself.
Yip_Yow: today i learned english?
FoolishGurl: I'm french, sorry.
Shisno_: Your English is better than my French.
Yip_Yow: his french is probably better than your french as well
Shisno_: Way to kick a man while he's down...
| 6 | 1.5 | |
1426251426 | 1426265774 | t3_2ywltf | t5_2to41 | 11 | fredthesmell: TIFU by saying to my girl I want to whisper sweet nothings into your ear while you sleep.
simplicity38: You forgot to tell us how exactly, this is a fuck up.
*let me reread. maybe I missed something*
Nope. I still see no fuck up.
disambiguated: I was waiting for, " . . . and then I saw it wasn't my g... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426251684 | 1426275574 | t3_2ywm6q | t5_2to41 | 178 | RecklessSemenThrower: (NSFW) TIFU by setting my loins ablaze
So this fuck up actually happened today, and I'm still feeling the consequence as I write this.
My boyfriend (a fellow redditor) and I woke up groggy from a night out and decided to make something greasy and delicious for breakfast to nurse our hangover, and... | 5 | 35.6 | |
1426252415 | 1426270133 | t3_2ywnak | t5_2to41 | 34 | JackTheInsomniac: TIFU by not attending a birthday party
So I was invited to a birthday party by this girl who goes to my 'college'. I hadn't really spoken to her before and she's a special kind of ugly (sorry) so I said I'd try to make it meanwhile imagining all the things I'd rather be doing that weekend. We had a co... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1426252057 | 1426259599 | t3_2ywmqv | t5_2to41 | 140 | insert-amusing-name: TIFU by tainting a whole swim class of children
Backstory: Iim 14, live in china and my mother makes me do swimming. I recently received a pair of free tight swim shorts. And the story begins......
I was wearing my new tight [swim shorts] (http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-details/Shorts_3_060311... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1426254188 | 1426261446 | t3_2ywq6e | t5_2to41 | 4 | LordStormbringer: TIFU by trying to make a joke about curing cancer
Like pretty much everything posted here, this didn't happen today but a few years back. I had just started a new job and my boss and new coworkers in the quality and R&D department were taking me out to lunch on my first day, typical stuff that hap... | 4 | 1 | |
1426254259 | 1426311515 | t3_2ywqau | t5_2to41 | 629 | bizarro_iloveyou: TIFU by asking my crush to be my girlfriend.
I'll try to keep this short and sweet. My best friend and I had crushes on these girls who were best friends (We'll call my crush Heather and his Jasmine). We had never even talked to these girls, just obsessed over how amazing & beautiful we thought th... | 7 | 89.857143 | |
1426254811 | 1426264546 | t3_2ywra8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | jayant2711: TIFU by almost getting sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Before I begin I have to confess this fuck up happened a few years back... I had almost forgot about it until my dad mentioned how many shits he doesnt give about me....
the background: I am a typical Gujarati boy who likes to live life on the edge.. but not ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1426255165 | 1426258707 | t3_2ywrw1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Jumpsonbeds: TIFU by jumping up and down on a bed naked
This happened a long time ago, more than 10 years, but it still ranks amongst my top FU's of all time. My friend recommended I post this here, so here it goes. Maybe it will give me catharsis.
I had been swimming in a lake with a friend, and we went inside to get... | 4 | 8 | |
1426254257 | 1426258070 | t3_2ywqaq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking making a sex video is a brilliant idea
I submitted a text post about one of my Tinderventures on [r/gonewildstories](http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/2yjyf3/af18ter_m24uch_longawaited_anticipation/) this week. This is kind of a follow up with me fucking up big time.
Ive men... | 4 | 2 | |
1426256405 | 1426257959 | t3_2ywu54 | t5_2to41 | 2 | OneOnlyPanda: TIFU when I listened to a stoner..
So I stopped smoking for a super long time(like maybe 3 years) and I had this friend that decided to talk me into it. I kept saying no but eventually caved in after a couple hours of begging. We didn't buy much but it was enough. I had no clue how to speak to a dealer no... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426256811 | 1426268315 | t3_2ywuvg | t5_2to41 | 85 | PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU: TIFU by blowing my nose while pooping
I am currently still wallowing in my mistake. I won't be making it to work on time.
To cut it short, I live with roommates. I shower at night as to not have to fight for it in the morning. The flip side of that is that I try to spend as little time as possi... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1426257240 | 1426261620 | t3_2ywvqe | t5_2to41 | -22 | HWTneub68: TIFU by not realizing how sheer my shirt was
Before anyone gets excited, I am an overweight male, no bra shots here. Back story time, in college and for a few years after my friends and I would have a beer pong tournament every year. Averaged around 32 people, t-shirts, trophies etc. It was a good way for ev... | 8 | -2.75 | |
1426257280 | 1426275956 | t3_2ywvt5 | t5_2to41 | 288 | GrabbinCowlicks: TIFU by bringing my police officer brother with me to look at my new apartment.
I'm moving into a new apartment in a couple of weeks and yesterday was the first day my apartment was ready to be shown. I told the leasing agent that I would come by after work to look at it. I told my brother about it and... | 9 | 32 | |
1426257660 | 1426310781 | t3_2ywwj3 | t5_2to41 | 334 | baconandeggsandbacon: TIFU by getting a blowjob
*Edit: TIFU - It was the long and hazy summer of 2010 on the west coast of Scotland...
In those days I was in a long term relationship with my then girlfriend. She moved here to live with me from another country (Scotland) and we would obviously go there to visit her fam... | 4 | 83.5 | |
1426257958 | 1426404295 | t3_2ywx3q | t5_2to41 | 52 | BrightEyedBiatch: TIFU by trying to avoid getting peed on (kinda nsfw)
My boyfriend and I were about to take a shower together. I know it's pretty customary for guys to pee in the shower (most typically when they're alone) and that's fine, whatever. My bf said he really wanted to pee on my feet in the shower. I'm a ... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1426256730 | 1426259640 | t3_2ywupn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Zombieeham: TIFU by taking in a DEEEEP breath of fresh air on this glorious first day of Spring....
And then I realised I live in south west Norway, where farmers cover their fields in cow dung and entire towns get enveloped in this horrendous shit (literal) smell.
patentologist: First day of Spring is next weekend, br... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426257643 | 1426264830 | t3_2ywwi6 | t5_2to41 | 34 | MattyDev: TIFU by reading TIFU
This has literally just happened and I'm wincing a little..
A bit of background: So I work part-time in a video game store in a shopping centre.
I only work a few hours a day but the hours I work are important for other people.
Also I don't drive so I have to rely on "peasant wagons" or ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1426257059 | 1426281123 | t3_2ywvcg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ewesey: TIFU by getting Reddit blocked for everyone in my school.
Today was a day like any other day. I woke up at 7:30am, ate my breakfast, got dressed, brushed my teeth and then left for the bus. Upon arriving at school I noticed all of the children had gloomy looks upon their faces, something was wrong.
The time fo... | 3 | 1 | |
1426258603 | 1426270557 | t3_2ywydv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a cute girl a facial with my snot rocket
Okay so unlike many of the other posts on here mine actually happened yesterday afternoon. With the cold weather finally moving on, it was surprisingly nice out yesterday. Since I'm currently on spring break for college I decided to go out for a nice bi... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426258548 | 1426349023 | t3_2ywya3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | redwest159: TIFU by not paying attention walking up an escalator
On my daily commute to work I use London's busiest train station. You become accustomed to the battle that's necessary to make your way though but today I was a little too relaxed.
After jumping off the tube I headed towards the single escalator that car... | 10 | 4.3 | |
1426260372 | 1426279116 | t3_2yx21c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting mad at my friend for not picking up the phone while he was trying to kill himself
Actually happened a week ago, but close enough.
Me (18f) and my friend (19m) have known each other for a while and we talk about literaly everything, almost on a daily basis. I have a bf and he hasn't really go... | 3 | 2 | |
1426259295 | 1426271484 | t3_2ywzvr | t5_2to41 | 9 | tdog_93: TIFU by getting into my "mom's" van.
OK, so just like with the majority of posts on the sub this didn't happen today and I'm tying on my phone so please mind any grammar errors. This actually happened almost a decade ago in a strip mall parking lot at my old neighborhood karate class. Now let me just say that ... | 3 | 3 | |
1426261460 | 1426329545 | t3_2yx49o | t5_2to41 | 1,886 | ImaginaryFrogRape: TIFU by denying my 5 year old niece a bite of my weed cookie.
I posted this to r/trees, a couple people told me I should post it here too. This happened about 3-4 weeks ago now (copy and pasted my original story).
So I just got back from the dispensary with a recommended 250mg edible. It was a whit... | 15 | 125.733333 | |
1426264106 | 1426267697 | t3_2yx5g4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | deathwitch: No but I was reading the stories about lifeguards and how they had to try and save said people and such, as well as hospital and ER horror stories about them cuz I always wondered what it was like for the people who had to deal with them. Plus some storied about them being assholes. That's about it. But tha... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426263584 | 1426264978 | t3_2yx8pb | t5_2to41 | 2 | SeanBC: TIFU by writing a fake, self-referential TIFU to try to get karma for being meta.
ShowMeYour___: Yeah...you didn't learn from your first try. Why not try again?
SeanBC: This *was* the first try. That's why it's self-referential. I didn't do this twice...
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1426257081 | 1426277671 | t3_2ywvdr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ihatepineapple69: TIFU by letting people think I'm a retard.
Looong time lurker, first post to reddit and I'm happy its this post. Sorry for spelling mistakes or grammar errors, I tend to not re-read what I post on the internet.
(Sorry for the long read)
So, I'm a young highschool student who is new to my school. I'm ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426263997 | 1426273140 | t3_2yx9la | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU when I tried to check-out my co-manager....
Really short, but I made things terribly awkward with one of my co-managers at my new workplace. I was picking up my check, as my DD hasn't been approved. I haven't met this co-manager yet, but my co-workers said he was insanely hot. It just happens that he ha... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426264384 | 1426268351 | t3_2yxafn | t5_2to41 | 67 | Jizztwizzlers: TIFU by attempting to dance.
Alright, none of you know me so let me fill you in on a simple fact, I cannot dance. At all. Not even the mightiest of djinn or wizard could endow me with the ability to dance. So, when times come where dancing is actually required to impress someone, I have one of two ways o... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1426265153 | 1426271164 | t3_2yxc15 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pop--Tart: TIFU Don't laugh, well laugh, but with me.
Long time lurker and last night I fucked up. I've been online dating for awhile now and haven't had too much luck. Finally a break from the norm it was only a few messages in and we were into each other. We arrange to meet up at the bar for drinks and pool then to... | 4 | 2 | |
1426265196 | 1426287996 | t3_2yxc4q | t5_2to41 | 71 | GreyPancakes: TIFU by forgetting how Bluetooth works
This just happened, there are still people standing outside my apartment....
I had an unexpected day off of work today and after running some errands I decided to treat myself to some pornography whilst lying in bed. Upon playing a video I realized I was getting no ... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1426265769 | 1426279859 | t3_2yxddc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a nice guy.
This happened last Friday. I was on my way to see a friend living a few blocks away from me.
A few meters down the road I saw this asshole jogging towards me and barging a rather small girl going in my direction. He just continued running as if nothing happened and did not b... | 5 | 1 | |
1426265297 | 1426295114 | t3_2yxccc | t5_2to41 | 36 | symbre: TIFU by driving a car...(NSFW)
TIFU by driving a car...(NSFW)... Ok so this happened a few months ago. There I am in this suped up 5 speed driving down the road and for some reason when I'm trying to shift into the last gear, it just won't go so I start jerking around at the stick shift, up, down, up, down, sha... | 6 | 6 | |
1426266848 | 1426272912 | t3_2yxfpu | t5_2to41 | 22 | KnowledgeNate: TIFU by walking away from a waitress in order to get her attention.
I can't believe I'm this fucking stupid. And this fucking socially anxious. And this much of a fucking social retard. And this fucking socially awkward.
My two buddies and I go to the new location of an old restaurant they frequently go... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1426268383 | 1426292884 | t3_2yxj5m | t5_2to41 | 200 | NMGNReaper: TIFU by treating Disney World like its Panama City
So my friend invited me to come to Disney World Florida for spring break since he had a suite just to him, his girlfriend and sister and I wasn't gonna do anything but go home. So I said fuck it why not? Well Ive been having a pretty good week, going to the... | 6 | 33.333333 | |
1426268253 | 1426298370 | t3_2yxivx | t5_2to41 | 35 | samoforreal: TIFU Calling a Matchmaker.
I recently told my long distance *"girlfriend"* that I have a disability and am confined to a wheel chair and it didn't go well. I wondered if anyone would accept me as I am. A bright idea arose in my head, *"hey! I should call a matchmaker!"* I did a bing search and found a matc... | 7 | 5 | |
1426266569 | 1426273630 | t3_2yxf3a | t5_2to41 | 43 | throwpoo: TIFU by cleaning my dong in Mcdonalds.
I was trying to get home before the traffic hits so I didn't take a pee before I left work. I drank a lot of free apple juice from the office... Bad idea, after about an hour drive I was dying to take a pee. Eventually I saw Mcdonalds and I stormed into the toilet. Whip ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1426269289 | 1426299468 | t3_2yxkl0 | t5_2to41 | 41 | MyPenLeaksFire: TIFU by quoting Borat
(this happened as a freshman in college, I'm now 23)
Spring semester of my freshman year of college. Life is great, meeting lots of people, lots of weekend shenanigans. Partly because I still acted like a high-schooler, I wasn't really killing it with the ladies my freshman year. ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1426270882 | 1426272201 | t3_2yxo0m | t5_2to41 | 15 | ElderScrolls5FTW: TIFU by giving a presentation
I'm a freshman in college. Today I gave a presentation for my English class with a group. Instead of talking from written notes, we decided to present it on typed notes from my laptop which would be projected for everyone to see. About five minutes before we head up, I te... | 3 | 5 | |
1426271125 | 1426273685 | t3_2yxolb | t5_2to41 | 6 | Not_illuminated_one: TIFU by giving rotten egg instead of soap to a beautiful girl
So this happened last year and is really not that bad but since I have nothing else to do right now, I'm just shooting this here out of boredom:
I was on a school trip that day. I was looking for an opportunity to talk to that girl (let... | 3 | 2 | |
1426271521 | 1426281065 | t3_2yxpj0 | t5_2to41 | 81 | ummmyeeeahhh: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door at work
Surprisingly, this literally just happened.
We only have one bathroom at work. Its like a revolving door these days, so you gotta go when you've got the chance. My coffee starts to settle in so I make my way across the office to unleash the beast. We are a... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1426272108 | 1426272312 | t3_2yxqu8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TC7N: TIFU By taking a shortcut
Okay so this happened about a week ago.
I am currently a student studying in university in the UK. I had a reading week, which essentially is a week off of classes to catch up on studying, reading and all the other things you were meant to do in class but never actually done them. So du... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426270282 | 1426400956 | t3_2yxmmg | t5_2to41 | 54 | Kittyhat: TIFU by being curious on a school network
My highschool has one of those web blocker systems that'll shut down any site that the district deems distracting, inappropriate or uneducational (4chan, youtube, facebook, etc). I was in a computer class dicking around and browsing IO9 (tech news site) and found an a... | 6 | 9 | |
1426272641 | 1426276185 | t3_2yxs10 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a church mission trip while drunk
This is the tale of the worst hangover of my life. Sorry it's long.
Ok, so this didn't happen today, it was the summer before my freshman year of college. I'm a sophomore now and this story was brought on by a great idea I just had. All my roommates are gon... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426271838 | 1426274773 | t3_2yxq96 | t5_2to41 | 0 | AShipFullOfSeamen: TIFU by writing a love letter.
So yesterday I thought of a crazy way to prank my friend, Ryan. My crazy idea was to write a fake love letter to girl I know he hates. I was in study hall and I decided to write the letter. I wrote it in cursive so it would look fancier and so that the girl wouldn't rec... | 4 | 0 | |
1426272865 | 1426304797 | t3_2yxsjs | t5_2to41 | 8 | huffdev: TIFU By dropping a 1mL Ampule causing the lab to evacuate. (Fixed)
So today was another day in the lab, doing various bacterial testing and such. I went to my task sheet to see what I had to do. On it was to make Cam plates for bacterial growth. Behind this agar powder was a chemical called 2-Mercaptoethanol. ... | 4 | 2 | |
1426274512 | 1426324222 | t3_2yxw6j | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently admitting to my entire class that I had a tiny penis
So there we were in the middle of 5th grade lunch. My friends and I were discussing the mornings gym class activities when one of my friends "Mike" says "I hate when my balls get stuck to the sides of my legs after I sweat". We laughed, ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1426275128 | 1426275979 | t3_2yxxgz | t5_2to41 | 3 | MCCreepers13: TIFU By Stealing At Six Flags
sofakingginger: But you did get caught.
MCCreepers13: I meant I thought it was cool that nobody caught us before we got caught caught. if you know what I mean..
sofakingginger: Oh, now I get it.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1426274110 | 1426278617 | t3_2yxv8l | t5_2to41 | 7 | red3biggs: TIFU when I took my kids to school while I was half asleep and not paying attention
On the eve of this woeful tale, I had found myself unable to succumb to the sweet bliss of evenings sleep. After the fourth hour of waning rest, I was awoken to the crowing alarm of my time keeper. Unable to evade the day, I ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426276646 | 1426441067 | t3_2yy0sd | t5_2to41 | 21 | The_Whiley_One: TIFU by getting a discount haircut.
So, today was pretty interesting, as I hide in my room from the shame of a shitty haircuy. It's been about a month and some change since I've had a haircut. I chose to go and find a place with a decent pricing, bring a poor college student. I found out from a friend t... | 3 | 7 | |
1426273197 | 1426278165 | t3_2yxt9g | t5_2to41 | 120 | NoIdentity54: TIFU by laughing during a serious talk about Down Syndrome
I will start off by saying I am in medical school. I care about people a lot, however, most of our lectures are very boring and the majority of my class browses the internet during lecture. Anyway, today I was on facebook and I noticed an article... | 4 | 30 | |
1426276793 | 1426387708 | t3_2yy138 | t5_2to41 | 140 | setagllib: TIFU by eating one bite of a bagel
So this morning I woke up at 4am with an intense pain in my stomach. Attempts at relieving the pain through bodily functions failed. My dad had his appendix burst when he was my age (college) so I guessed that this was what was happening to me.
I wake up my 9 month pregn... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1426274756 | 1426279127 | t3_2yxwo6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | uniqueishard: TIFU by trying to give my big dog some exercise
This happened after work yesterday. My bf and I have 2 dogs. One is 55 lbs and the other is 75lbs. Both are sweethearts and like being outside. The big dog, Elvis, is not allowed in the yard without a leash because we just moved in and haven't been able to f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426272075 | 1426344866 | t3_2yxqs2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | AfellowchuckerEhh: TIFU by going for a walk and looking like a rapist
This happened yesterday. The weather was rather nice out and happened to have the day off of work so i figured i'd get out and go get some fresh air. Maybe 20 minutes into my walk a girl around 13 years of age turned the corner and began heading in t... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426278154 | 1426349173 | t3_2yy44s | t5_2to41 | 1,205 | nextdayshirt: TIFU by wearing a shirt two evenings in a row (NSFW)
TIFU, guys. Cursory "first post, didn't actually happen today" happened on Wednesday. So, two days ago. Also, repost bc I was a day early
Monday evening my longtime boyfriend and I went to a concert in a faraway city, where we stayed overnight. We smo... | 13 | 92.692308 | |
1426279116 | 1426543490 | t3_2yy6a3 | t5_2to41 | 1,306 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting road head..
This literally happened like three hours ago.
So me and my girlfriend just celebrated our 2 year anniversary and I took her out to a fancy lunch spot here in Houston and bought her a charm bracelet from James Avery that she really wanted. So she was happy. Mission accomplished. ... | 13 | 100.461538 | |
1426278727 | 1426279899 | t3_2yy5dz | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not watching wolf of wall street
unholycowgod: Can you alert your state's (assuming USA) attorney general? Or the SEC? If it's a truly fraudulent company you may be able to sue to recover the money.
Djandgo: Well what my father done is the following. He went to the bank, that the fraudsters were imp... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426278625 | 1426319693 | t3_2yy55v | t5_2to41 | 13 | Denwry: TIFU-by going to the movies and now I might lose my job.
Before I start the story I need to explain that I have an "N" (Novice) drivers license in BC Canada, and the laws for it are extreme. I can drive with a max of one other person in my car for two years and that they are very quick to take away your license... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1426278737 | 1426386527 | t3_2yy5er | t5_2to41 | 8 | Danigone: TIFU by shaving my balls
It is like any date night, by normal ritual is cleaning myself up in hopes of getting a little after our fantastic evening. Yet today was not one of those normal days. I was in a hurry this time, my father gets home about 4:30pm so I was trying to finish up and get done so he doesn't... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1426278655 | 1426280763 | t3_2yy58r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying for not one, but two car washes
Well this is happening to me currently. Please do not laugh too hard as the embarrassment alone is enough. So I have been out and about running errands and decided I would stop to go through the automatic car wash. As I pull up I select the wash I want priced at... | 3 | 1 | |
1426279314 | 1426284651 | t3_2yy6qn | t5_2to41 | 0 | anthillhitman: TIFU by being a fucking pussy
Warning: long wall of text incoming.
I'm a junior in college and this happened like half an hour ago.
There's this girl in my group project and it's the last day of class.
Me being a fucking romantic decided around a week ago "since it's the last time I'll probably see... | 3 | 0 |
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