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1426910672 | 1426986352 | t3_2zrydv | t5_2to41 | 102 | Zoupah: TIFU by asking my family for a blow job on skype.
Oh god this literally happened just now, not 5 minutes ago. I had been texting my family in a group message about what time we should skype this evening, with my messages being sent to both my parents and brother.
I was on skype with them and we were wrapping u... | 8 | 12.75 | |
1426912939 | 1426913158 | t3_2zs1l2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by gilding my GF
12LetterName: TUFU by reposting something currently on the front page of this very subreddit.
T2112: Dun dun dun......
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1426913139 | 1426914139 | t3_2zs1ua | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwaway9638520: TIFU by cheating on my wife
Okay, so, it was technically last weekend. I don't really know where else to post this so it's going here. I don't even know *why* I'm posting it; I just want to get it out I guess.
I had a throwaway account about a year ago, and I asked for relationship advice. Rathe... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1426913628 | 1426930691 | t3_2zs2in | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying something new while jerking off.
So today was like any other day. I got up, went to work, came home, ate supper, and then watched some tv. Now normally before going to bed I shower. While I shower I normally like to relieve myself to help me sleep better at night. However today I decided to tr... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426913660 | 1426915850 | t3_2zs2kg | t5_2to41 | 4 | SnowOwl0101: TIFU One Comment turned me From Good Person to Bad
My day started too good to be true. I had Taco Bell for breakfast before clocking in. A friendly co-worker went an extra mile for me to have another co-worker go to her car and let me have a lighter to smoke a cigarette, before clocking in. All of my relat... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426914538 | 1426963566 | t3_2zs3pf | t5_2to41 | 791 | RoseBuddy3: TIFU by leaving the batteries in my vibe NSFW
So I live in a dorm with paper thin walls.
Well I got a little hot and bothered before class so I pulled out my vibe and got down to business. Usually after I use it I take out the batteries, but I was running late and needed to get to class.
So, I threw it i... | 12 | 65.916667 | |
1426916189 | 1426992740 | t3_2zs5ul | t5_2to41 | 315 | ketchupsalt: TIFU by pulling a tampon out of my SO's vagina.
This actually happened a few weeks ago and I didn't want to post it because I introduced her to reddit, but she doesn't really browse here anyway. So this night I was fingering my girlfriend when I noticed something odd up there about 3 inches into her vagina... | 10 | 31.5 | |
1426916787 | 1426917464 | t3_2zs6j4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MomsSpooghetti: TIFU By looking at another girl's ass
Went to the store with my girlfriend.
Nice ass walks by, making me stare without looking in front of me. Girlfriend then walks in front and collides with me. I accidentally feel up her ass as I'm looking at the great one that just walked past.
TL, DR: ass.
nukeem1... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426917960 | 1426919412 | t3_2zs7we | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting him cum in my ass
So I hooked up with a guy last week. A week ago exactly, actually. I'm no stranger to butt stuff so I was okay with letting him go there. Well I let him cum in my ass and I haven't been able to take a shit for a week. He usually cums several tablespoons of thick, yogurty sem... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1426916103 | 1426920505 | t3_2zs5q0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Douhaveboyfren: TIFU by showing someone the LAV on my plane
I'm a flight attendant and this happened yesterday.We were boarding and this older Eastern Asian man who spoke no English asked to use the bathroom. I led him to the lav and continued to wait as the plane boarded. Slowly the stench from the depth of hell, actu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426917997 | 1426919028 | t3_2zs7y1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Narturd: TIFU by making my gf's face my wallpaper
So this fuck up happened this afternoon, a little info before I start. I am visiting my aunt and her husband (let's call him uncle because I do not know what to call him) in Texas, and we are a Muslim family they are a very strict Muslim couple. So since today is Frida... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1426918563 | 1426919057 | t3_2zs8mk | t5_2to41 | 8 | Wolfclaw14: TIFU by going to the bathroom
So there I am going to my mom's bathroom because the other one was occupied. So there I am doing my thing and then I see this (NSFW) http://m.imgur.com/qcQenFP and words cannot describe the horror as I have to sit there for about 2 min finishing
Sorry if this is bad it it my ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426920680 | 1426921058 | t3_2zsb2f | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to urgent care with blue hands
So today, I was chillin, eating dinner, and having a great time. After dinner my mom asks "hey why are your hands blue?" I had no idea.
I am known to have some circulation issues, but my hand had never turned blue like this. My dad was freaking out thinking I ha... | 3 | 1 | |
1426918807 | 1426923649 | t3_2zs8vw | t5_2to41 | 18 | Pokabu: TIFU being in a rush to use the bathroom
So this fuck up happened about 4 years ago.
It was a normal day. Me being a girl and all I love doing my makeup and hair. I decided that I wanted to curl my hair. So I pull out my curling iron and let it heat up for a few minutes. During that time I started to work on m... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426901829 | 1426946901 | t3_2zrk83 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Sentient_Atom: TIFU By snooping a school network with an audience.
This is a very old TIFU, I have held off on telling it for an entire decade.
I apologize in advance for the length.
When I was 15 I had a felony theft under my belt from being a shithead.
One day in the computer lab while snooping around the network... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1426921741 | 1426978154 | t3_2zsc9i | t5_2to41 | 15 | myshamefullthrowaway: TIFU by leaving porn open on my computer.
So I had been browsing a website for certain comics. I was tired and left it open. Today someone got onto my laptop and it was the first thing open. Let's just say I was insanely embarrassed for the entire day. Currently praying she doesn't say anything fu... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1426922495 | 1426926309 | t3_2zsczc | t5_2to41 | 3 | hi_im_watson: TIFU by trying to be funny
This fuck up isn't sexual (sorry friends). This also happened earlier today and I'm still in pain of it all.
So my friends just recently got home from college and we were going to go get lunch and go bowling and just hang out for the first time in about three months. So one of ... | 3 | 1 | |
1426923216 | 1426924669 | t3_2zsdop | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by skipping the last hour of school.
So this happened about 5 years ago, I was 15 going on 16 and in the final few weeks of compulsory education. Now here in the UK, it's not uncommon to have the students take their final exams months before the end of the academic year, which is exactly what my situati... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1426925601 | 1426930949 | t3_2zsfy9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating chicken.
It was summer time last year, we had bought KFC a couple of days ago and had left the bucket in the kitchen with a few bits of chicken in it. I decided for dinner I would microwave some rice and two bits of chicken. (Something you should know is that I ate with my hands) I devoured an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1426924702 | 1426932443 | t3_2zsf33 | t5_2to41 | 11 | WayFarFromHome: TIFU by losing the love of my life over my nerdiness and giving her a way to escape
As usual, it's not a recent fuck up, more like a (near to) two years old one.
Background
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You all know this crisis is worse on several places... well, my home city has 35% unemployment rate.
I was living ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426927702 | 1427025792 | t3_2zshqb | t5_2to41 | 9 | hal0t: TIFU by doing cardio at the gym and throw away the only job interview I have
This FU didn't happen today, but today is probably when I know it's real. A little background, I am an international student in a Master program in the US. I am switching career from EE in undergrad to data analytic, because after my la... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426926691 | 1426958633 | t3_2zsgv6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | ducky0000000000: TIFU by trying to check my homework. Now I'm a cheater!
Need to preface this with a lot of shit...
I'm in this class that has online assignments that need to be completed with a particular program. You download the worksheet, open it up in the program, then complete it by using the program as your ca... | 4 | 3 | |
1426931477 | 1426944791 | t3_2zskr7 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Irontrial22: TIFU by letting a little girl into a movie
I work at a cinema in Australia. Lots of little kids have these types of shoes where every time they take a step, or move they flash and light up. Now I was on podium, I could see the little girls shoes were flashing and I was thinking "Ah what's the worst that ca... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1426930042 | 1426934976 | t3_2zsjk8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | wigglerworm: Tifu by having no balls
So this happened literally hours ago, but started weeks ago, so I was at a party at my house getting along with a pretty nice girl then she got super drunk and had to be carried off the front porch, then the next party she comes to we chill and talk for hours, she's even in my bed f... | 3 | 1 | |
1426931797 | 1426958056 | t3_2zsl0b | t5_2to41 | 4 | lchambers9448: TIFU by drinking with assholes
Ended up calling coworkers and others for a ride home.
darkflightform: At least you didn't drive home yourself! Way to be a positive influence against drunk driving! o/
lchambers9448: Didn't even realize I made a post last night lmao.
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1426933294 | 1426953700 | t3_2zsm9t | t5_2to41 | 22 | captzap: TIFU by opening a GIF on /r/lipsthatgrip on my grandma's birthday (nsfw)
This happened today before I took a shower to take my grandma on a lunch date for her birthday. I opened this link - http://www.gfycat.com/ZealousGroundedHalicore (not noticing it was a GIF), before showering. I forgot to change the tabs... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1426934093 | 1426941888 | t3_2zsmyf | t5_2to41 | 11 | The_Holy_Ent: Dear reddit, tifu by having a party at my house with strangers
Know noone here, at a [6] people are outside BASHING THROUGH FENCES drunk as shit and the rest are singing blink 182 on repeat.
I'm sitting in the corner typing this
Help me reddit
darkflightform: What Blink 182 song?
The_Holy_Ent: The one th... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1426936076 | 1426940452 | t3_2zsop4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | JOKESonSPOKES: TIFU by letting my brother in-law meet my pitbull
I have a wonderful sister with an overly anxious fiance who came to visit this weekend. They have an expensive pointer dog blah blah blah and its very pretty. They arrived and out of courtesy I kept my two pit-bulls in the back. We went for drinks and eve... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1426937264 | 1426940684 | t3_2zspt1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | UndersizedPotato: TIFU By telling my friend my Apple ID password
This actually happened today (a first for TIFU it seems)
I was on a skype call with my friend and I thought it would be funny to write my Apple ID in the chat, as he wanted to get onto my messages. He (lets call him Jimmy) got onto my account and went on... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1426927021 | 1426972454 | t3_2zsh57 | t5_2to41 | 23 | rawker86: TIFU by having grocery store Tourette Syndrome.
Two fuck-ups for the price of one, talk about good value!
First, I got about halfway through my grocery list before discovering that I'd forgotten to grab some oranges, which were now on the other side of the ridiculously crowded store. That's a minor fuck-up, ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1426938362 | 1426963725 | t3_2zsqus | t5_2to41 | 119 | Umgrumpharum: TIFU by trying to be funny.
So I went to the bakery with some friends the other day, after a Foo Fighters concert, because I was bloody hungry from not eating dinner. I was that hungry so I ordered like four things, one after the other to the lady behind the counter.
She was running left and right to gra... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1426938024 | 1426958942 | t3_2zsqk7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Death_Star_: TIFU by preparing for closed book exam
This wasn't today, but about 6 years ago in law school.
In just about all classes, 100% of your grade is your final exam.
LAST exam of my grad school career.
I prepare for my *closed book exam*, and even though it's my last exam, I prepare for it like I'm going to... | 4 | 4 | |
1426940176 | 1426943554 | t3_2zsspl | t5_2to41 | 5 | UltimateDracoMeteor: TIFU by not checking if there was a towel before taking a shower
Self-explanatory. I'll give you a haiku:
Wet, I sit here alone
Cold, shivering, at the desk
Why, god of showers?
dayafterstudios: I did this once, but luckily I was still living at home with my parents at the time... and a simple "... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426940683 | 1426973097 | t3_2zst8b | t5_2to41 | 3,916 | Nidric01: TIFU by running into the wrong room looking for my mom
This is my first post on reddit, so be nice..ok?Im a 15 year old guy btw.
This happened a week ago. I was down with a fever and had a huge headache, my mom decide to give me a whole lot of medicine to make me feel better. As my dad was coming back from th... | 16 | 244.75 | |
1426940454 | 1426941536 | t3_2zst0p | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU when I tried to cover my farts
So there I was, sauntering down the hallway at my school When I felt it... I had to fart, But there were many people in the hallway so initially I wanted to be discrete. So I tried coughing. But there was a weakness with this plan; My fart surpassed the time of my cough an... | 3 | 1 | |
1426941263 | 1427062397 | t3_2zstto | t5_2to41 | 32 | DapperGent23: TIFU: Sharted while naked on a girl's bed and blamed it on her being drunk and now she won't talk to me. How do I get her back?
I was out on the town with this gorgeous girl and we were having an absolute blast. So much so that she invited me over to her place after a night of drinking when things led fro... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1426937589 | 1426987501 | t3_2zsq35 | t5_2to41 | 111 | Rebellious1: TIFU by driving my SO to work at 6:30 in the morning.
About 5 minutes ago, I fucked up reddit. I am currently sharing a car with my SO, and we are staying with his dad on a temporary basis. Now, his dad is a great dude, but not very technologically inclined, and doesn't own a laptop. His desktop is in the ... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1426942854 | 1427322696 | t3_2zsvo0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | lcp72d: TIFU by swallowing a crown, and now need to shit in a bag
Last week dislodged a gold inlay in a molar whilst flossing. I pushed it back in and arranged an appointment for this weekend to have it fixed properly.
But the next morning i swallowed it whilst eating bacon and now have to search my poo to find it. ... | 5 | 3 | |
1426943012 | 1426945077 | t3_2zsvuu | t5_2to41 | 13 | supremeeasy: TIFU by forcing a fart
This actually happened yesterday. So some info in why this happened is because I started drinking this protein shake for a couple of days now. Some people mix there powder with water in order drink it and some people with milk. I'm on the milk team knowing its gonna make me gassy. So... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1426943876 | 1426981927 | t3_2zswy4 | t5_2to41 | 1,751 | Chivvy2: TIFU By Fucking a Shampoo Bottle NSFW
First things first this FU actually occurred 3 years ago when I was an extremely horny 14 year old teenager. A few months prior to this FU my friend showed me porn in the form of American Pie for the first time. I instantly became attracted to the female body and even mast... | 16 | 109.4375 | |
1426944478 | 1427006033 | t3_2zsxqt | t5_2to41 | 1,812 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my cousin with Down Syndrome into GameStop.
I was at the mall today with my uncle and my cousin Ben. Ben is 12, and has severe Down Syndrome, to the point where he finds it difficult to speak. Despite this, he's actually a really cool guy. We went into a GameStop while my uncle was off shopp... | 13 | 139.384615 | |
1426944232 | 1427368912 | t3_2zsxf0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a guy come over from Tinder.
So, St. Pat's day this year, I decided it would be a wonderful idea to meet someone off tinder and bring them over to my house for a few drinks.
I should have really stopped there, but unfortunately this story only gets worse...
So they drove from a different st... | 13 | 6 | |
1426935616 | 1427157780 | t3_2zso9j | t5_2to41 | 49 | aardnax: TIFU by swearing extremely loud in class
I am a very nice person. I only swear whenever I play computer games and when I am with people I am comfortable with. Swearing isn't something I do when I'm with people I don't know and so I seriously fucked up when this happened.
Me and my classmates were headed to ou... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1426945818 | 1426946248 | t3_2zsziv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a girl ISIS
As always, this happened a couple of weeks ago at a party. I met this cute girl named Iris and we were hitting it off. Later that night, in my very drunken state, I introduced her to one of my friends. "Jake, Isis. Isis, Jake" She immediately became appalled, threw her drink at me... | 3 | 1 | |
1426946458 | 1426954851 | t3_2zt0fd | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on my phone
This happened a few years ago in 2013.
So I was sleeping over my parent's house for the night because I had to go to a friend's wedding the next day, I lived half way across the state and my parents lived close by the event. Before I slept, I took a shower. I also have a w... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1426946793 | 1426955829 | t3_2zt0w5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hydrocharged: TIFU by ordering too fast
So this was yesterday, but I'm really feeling the effect of it today. So I've been eyeing this product on Amazon and I got paid yesterday at 12AM, so naturally I went to go purchase it. On the page it said "If you order within the next 34 minutes, you can get your item by Saturda... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1426947179 | 1426948579 | t3_2zt1gf | t5_2to41 | 6 | cravenroad7: TIFU by not talking to a girl. Will I FU again if I...
iluvmymama: Say you forgot to buy something and then talk to her but dont forget to actually grab anything to be legit.
dufauxx: Incoming TIFU, buying a 100 dollar razor to talk to girl only to find out she has no interest in knowing you whatsoever.
... | 3 | 2 | |
1426947881 | 1426967037 | t3_2zt2gw | t5_2to41 | 17 | dufauxx: TIFU by booking movie tickets online.
Long time lurker and never thought I would be posting a TIFU
So this just happen and I am on the way home now.
Well I asked this girl I know for a few years out on a date. Well I book the movie tickets yesterday. It was suppose to be for today evening.
Well I waited for ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1426947579 | 1427068654 | t3_2zt218 | t5_2to41 | 94 | catsforsocks: TIFU by driving my car
So unlike most posts, this fuck up actually occurred today!
So now for the story. As an 18 year old virgin who at times still can have some raging hormones, when a girl texts you to come over because her parents aren't home, it is a no-brainer to go and take her up on that offer. ... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1426947569 | 1426994420 | t3_2zt20n | t5_2to41 | 1,623 | kayjay25: TIFU by letting my 5 year old get into the pool without watching her...
darthatheos: While, while, while, while.
kayjay25: Shit.
SpaceMun: Its wierd while because I didn't see it the first time I read it
GoldenChrysus: Fucking christ. I'm convinced this word just does not exist now.
Ionlygot:
How Can The... | 8 | 202.875 | |
1426946988 | 1426961093 | t3_2zt173 | t5_2to41 | 373 | liamkross: TIFU by making a holocaust joke in a German government building.
at0mheart: Yes, everyone can understand english. No matter where in the world you are traveling. I wish I spoke a language no one can understand.
Torchedkiwi: Pan pa ka pan! Wales to the rescue!
TreeRootPlays: Pam fi Duw...
Was one of the only... | 7 | 53.285714 | |
1426947169 | 1426981685 | t3_2zt1fl | t5_2to41 | 3 | aggravated_owl: TIFU by letting my dog in the bed.
Unlike most stories I see on here, this is current.
Like the title said, I let my dog get into the bed with me this morning. So now here I lay, chatting with you guys, "Buttcheek to Buttcheek" cuddle position with my SO and my dog keeping my tightly pinned down on my... | 3 | 1 | |
1426949100 | 1426950213 | t3_2zt4a1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Das_bomb: Tifu by playing with my dog
Just happened now. We wrestled. Limbs were flailing. He isn't neutered. He dragged his nuts across my face and proceeded to tea bag me. I wish we would just get him neutered already.
SatanSoldier: Don't worry, he's just tillin' the land before he plants the seed.
Das_bomb: That s... | 3 | 3 | |
1426949201 | 1426951813 | t3_2zt4gn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into a room looking for my mom
This is my first post on reddit, so be nice..ok?Im a 15 year old guy btw.
This happened a week ago. I was down with a fever and had a huge headache, my mom decide to give me a whole lot of medicine to make me feel better. As my dad was coming back from the US, m... | 3 | 2 | |
1426950604 | 1426956450 | t3_2zt6qi | t5_2to41 | 3 | ashiissocoollike: TIFU by not shitting for 10 days straight
Well, technically not today. This happened when I was about 14. I had just moved into a new house where the toilet "pot" was too small. So whenever I went in for a poo, it would get stuck and I would have to plunge and pour buckets of water. It was a pain in t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1426953379 | 1426954939 | t3_2ztbiw | t5_2to41 | -13 | jerkassthrowaway: TIFU by making my best friend cry at my birthday.
I (26/M) haven't had a real birthday "party" or celebration since I was in high school other than with my family. I admit to being very solitary and it's hard for me to make friends for a lot of reasons, mainly that I'm not very social. I've been worki... | 5 | -2.6 | |
1426953645 | 1426953862 | t3_2ztc0j | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught with weed
Worst mistake I've ever done, 2 days ago I got home earlier than usual from school, I'm home alone so I decided to smoke pot in my parents room cuz they're out for 2 weeks and I decided to sleep there while they're gone. So there I was lighting up with this new pipe I've rece... | 3 | 4 | |
1426954195 | 1427005601 | t3_2ztcz7 | t5_2to41 | 704 | liederwoo: TIFU by not drinking enough water and embarrassing an entire surgical team
This happened about six weeks ago, sorry for the length of this one.
I was having wisdom teeth surgery, and I felt a little nervous because I'd never had a real surgery before. I'm pretty healthy and hadn't had anything beyond bloo... | 10 | 70.4 | |
1426954501 | 1427039227 | t3_2ztdk5 | t5_2to41 | 492 | fruitfucker09: TIFU by being a fruitfucker
Today I fucked up by chiseling out a hole in a cantaloupe and inserting my genitalia into it. Like many of you masturbation was getting a little boring and I was doing the same thing day in and day out. So I looked up how to make it more interesting and came along the [melon t... | 9 | 54.666667 | |
1426954482 | 1427005639 | t3_2ztdis | t5_2to41 | 7,417 | Andyouexpectedwhat: TIFU by taking a shower while "alone" in my apartment
So this just happened a few minutes ago, and I'm typing this out as my roommate is still laughing at me. A little background before we get into the juicy details:
I tend to get very vocal when I'm alone, which can be expressed in various ways. S... | 14 | 529.785714 | |
1426955681 | 1426962485 | t3_2ztfqk | t5_2to41 | 8 | AssCookieBaker: Being new to reddit I thought nosleep and TIFU were users.
This didnt happen today blablabla...you know the rest. Also this is a mix between TIFU and TIL. Anyway...when I was new to reddit I thought "nosleep" and "TIFU" were two guys and I was amazed at how just one guy can come up with so many great s... | 4 | 2 | |
1426945172 | 1426959440 | t3_2zsymu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving and listening to a snake charmer
So this is by far the most embarrassing and stupid thing I have ever done. I just want to preface this by saying I already realize I was being an imbecile for doing this, but choices were made, and mistakes happened. This happened about a year ago, and I am fi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426955538 | 1426980551 | t3_2ztfgg | t5_2to41 | 18 | tsunami845: TIFU by mistaking salt for sugar
I was making oatmeal not 15 minutes ago and at my university the salt and sugar containers are the same, minus the color scheme. I wasn't paying close enough attention and poured a hefty amount of salt into my oatmeal. You can imagine my reaction when I had a bite.
I-touched... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1426956389 | 1427037858 | t3_2zth1g | t5_2to41 | 698 | TheOneWithTheTrumpet: TIFU by helping out a young girl
I'll start off by saying I'm a 21 year old male and this girl couldn't have been more than 10. I'm downtown at the bottom of a Skiing mountain. Waiting for a friend to meet me, I sit at the edge of this little ice rink and am watching the children ice skate. Anyway... | 7 | 99.714286 | |
1426956787 | 1426957742 | t3_2zthsd | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lifetimebaddecisions: TIFU by answering my Grandma's phone
My grandma lives with us and she gets scam phone calls all the time. Today they start calling at 5 o'clock and after 3 minutes of ringing I finally get up and answer the phone. The man on the line says he's "John Carter" from the US treasury and he goes into t... | 3 | 1 | |
1426957291 | 1426986653 | t3_2ztiqs | t5_2to41 | 68 | Mecha_Hitler_: TIFU: Today I fucked up by eating an entire bag of double-stuff oreo's right before bed.
So this story begins yesterday at the grocery store, where I had just picked up my last few essentials (back bacon, maple syrup, and Kraft dinner.) Just as I was about to cash out I spotted an amazing sale on double-... | 12 | 5.666667 | |
1426954992 | 1426972981 | t3_2zteg3 | t5_2to41 | 704 | Gosteponalegoplease: TIFU by taking a 6 pound shit.
This happened on Wednesday but because of rules i had to wait to post it.
I have been doing a ketogenic diet to lose weight and so far it is going great. one thing about keto is that you can produce massive poops. I have this little game I play where I hope up on the... | 14 | 50.285714 | |
1426958582 | 1426966952 | t3_2ztl8h | t5_2to41 | 0 | BucketsAreSanitary: TIFU by admitting to my roommates that I'd been defecating in the shower for months. (But in a sanitary BUCKET)
Let me get this out right off the bat: Nobody has an issue with people urinating in the shower. It's done all the time. Even in roommate situations. So I believed, and continue to believe,... | 7 | 0 | |
1426958586 | 1426959419 | t3_2ztl8s | t5_2to41 | 3 | ProphetJezediah: Tifu by smoking serenity
I'll let you know now this happened last night, but I wasn't in the right state of mind to be able to post it until today. Now a little info on me that will be understood later. I am an expecting father, I just got a motorcycle, and the misses hates me more than loves me most d... | 3 | 1 | |
1426958843 | 1427030016 | t3_2ztlri | t5_2to41 | 39 | ChrisLikesReddit: TIFU by taking a shit in school
This happened a while ago, but I digress. To start off, I was in class, about 10-15 minutes away from lunch. I couldn't concentrate on my work. The reason? I had to take the biggest shit known to man. I was going to wait it out, but the damn dragon was breathing fire. I... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1426959798 | 1426961276 | t3_2ztnky | t5_2to41 | 5 | SexyTimeAllTheTime0: TIFU by not just taking out the trash
This just happened earlier today. But first some context,
Yesterday I accidentally broke a snow-globe type decoration on accident, it wasn't entirely *my* fault because my little sister was messing with it (she admitted today) and left it on my bed.
When I ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1426955962 | 1427083156 | t3_2ztg8p | t5_2to41 | 8 | DonJuanBandito: TIFU by using a porta-potty.
This actually happened on Tuesday, but rule 3 has me writing this today.
I guess a precursor would be the fact that I decided to have a couple of beers Monday night, which turned into me developing beer shits early Tuesday morning when the only place to sit and relieve myse... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1426961241 | 1426962273 | t3_2ztqaw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally coming out...
Let me start off by saying this as usual did not happen today but a year ago (making this whole ordeal that much worse...).
A little background information, for one I am not gay though often mistakenly so. I am what you might define as "metro-sexual". Secondly I was enroll... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1426961928 | 1426964752 | t3_2ztrl4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | JohnyLCsavestheworld: TIFU by liking something on Instagram
First of all this actually happened today just a few short minutes ago, and second this isn't a throwaway because I'm one hundred percent certain that that people who this pertains to will not see it.
Anyway recently I have lost some weight, and gained some c... | 3 | 2 | |
1426959925 | 1426962306 | t3_2ztnuj | t5_2to41 | 4 | ABahRunt: TIFU by committing a possibly dangerous faux pas
My first post, and in TIFU tradition, this happened last year. I was backpacking along the Lycian way in Turkey, and was at the butterfly valley. Remarkable in every regard. Now Turkey is a predominantly muslim country, but quite liberal. We were watching the s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426961588 | 1426975858 | t3_2ztqyg | t5_2to41 | 6 | baked_potato_: TIFU by selling tickets through a vendor and posting the ticket from last year
I had tickets to a beer festival that I routinely go to every year. This year I decided that since this is my last weekend home prior to going on a month long international business trip that I shouldn't get wasted and be hun... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1426965252 | 1426985377 | t3_2zty17 | t5_2to41 | 4 | 16dstelly: Tifu by getting caught with weed at a religion event
So this happened to me last night. I was at a conformation retreat that was boring as hell. Me and some friends decided to bring weed. I didn't have my weed in a smell proof bag so it smelled the place up. Bringing every one on to my bag and searching it. ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426963103 | 1427830751 | t3_2ztttd | t5_2to41 | 512 | yoyodditer: TIFU by making my dad think I was going to join ISIS (w/ proof)
Funny story actually.. happened yesterday
So we have this "time based media" project for school that's due sometime in April, and I decided to film a sort of comedy fight short. I obviously needed someone to fight, so I just decided on using a... | 22 | 23.272727 | |
1426963057 | 1426977790 | t3_2zttqc | t5_2to41 | 18 | KGu3: TIFU by falling asleep at my neighbor's house
My next door neighbors are a friendly bunch and in between university studies and helping their son (let's call him Bates) with math tutoring, it's a nice little relationship. On a side-note, they're kinda religious freaks. The angry bitch wife (she can be called Aggr... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1426966496 | 1426993032 | t3_2zu0ey | t5_2to41 | 234 | Trashaccount102: TIFU by thinking about a girl I like at the doctor's office
Like most TIFU's this one happened many years ago. I was a teenage boy and my mother took me to the doctor to get a physical. Now I didn't know what the doctor does during a physical, and the wait was very long (you know how some doctors are) ... | 5 | 46.8 | |
1426966849 | 1426982396 | t3_2zu14t | t5_2to41 | 7 | profoundWHALE: TIFU by looking at things online with my girlfriend
Just so you know, this was last week, but I only just realized what happened.
It was a typical evening, I want to chat with my lady, she's looking at dresses online, we start sharing links, it was fun.
Here's the mistake: I was logged into all my acc... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1426967011 | 1426967959 | t3_2zu1ge | t5_2to41 | 50 | pleasuremint: TIFU by taking the blame for a coworker - and now probably getting arrested.
So this happened two days ago. I work at a supermarket chain, as a cashier. Been there for about four years. Pretty mindless job, the pay sucks, but it is a job noneless.
So anyway, there are a lot of younger girls (early 20's) ... | 5 | 10 | |
1426967365 | 1426981108 | t3_2zu242 | t5_2to41 | 10 | FauxPockets: TIFU by cumming on all of my work pants.
So this is terribly pathetic, I know.
I'm an auto mechanic and every day after work this week, for some reason, before I left the shop I'd get changed out of my dirty pants, have a quick fap session in the bathroom, and finish up by cumming on my pants from that wo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1426964377 | 1426973487 | t3_2ztwas | t5_2to41 | 4 | ragdolldream: TIFU by blowing my nose
I've been sick for the past few days and I've been blowing my nose constantly. One minute ago I was wiping my butt. I'm the type of person who folds and wipes a few times... My nose started to drip and without thinking I blew my nose right into shitty toilet paper.
TLDR; gave mys... | 4 | 1 | |
1426967389 | 1426968907 | t3_2zu25y | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shittiful: TIFU by putting the toilet seat down.
So I was eating lunch at a little Mexican food restaurant, around the corner from my house. Had some fajitas, they were OK. I paid the check and was leaving when all of a sudden, it hit me. I had drank a few beers the night before and that post-drinking shit was brewing.... | 5 | 1 | |
1426967859 | 1426970663 | t3_2zu33d | t5_2to41 | 11 | surfer808: TIFU for eating termite poop
This just happened a few min ago. My wife is doing some spring cleaning,
She said we have termites and is dumping a bunch of small pellets from the spice rack. I told her we don't have termites and those small pellets are spices that spilled over. She insists we have termites and... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426968380 | 1426970595 | t3_2zu44h | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting broken up with after my painful surgery
Hello reddit. I'm a long time lurker and decided to finally contribute to this sub I frequent. And yes, this actually happened today, so yay me... So the actual fuck up happened today at 2 in the morning, 9 hours after I got back from the hospital, but ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1426967492 | 1426988820 | t3_2zu2d8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kuritos: TIFU by smelling my breath with when my throat was infected
I have strep and been getting a familiar taste in my mouth. I knew it was the infection but I tasted it before somewhere.
I decided to smell it and then the realization made me gag. My ex must've had an infection when I went down on her.
tube___steak... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426970491 | 1426971123 | t3_2zu866 | t5_2to41 | 10 | RacistPotatoes: TIFU by using acetone to remove super glue of my glasses
So this happened like 5 minutes ago.
When I broke my glasses I decided to super glue them and that went well, until the lenses would fall out. I kept applying super glue and it got ridiculous.
That bring us to today when I looked up how to remo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1426970686 | 1427000693 | t3_2zu8ji | t5_2to41 | 18 | mindlessmason: TIFU by losing a condom in my girl friends pussy.
For a little backstory, i'm a poor college student who can hardly afford groceries let alone condoms. I go out and get a pack of 30 "One size fits all" condoms because i'm new to buying them and their only $20.
So one day we get in the mood and I open up... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1426968851 | 1426974242 | t3_2zu51g | t5_2to41 | 2 | chopstyks: TIFU by possibly giving my girlfriend an incurable disease.
I have a cold sore, and my girlfriend doesn't get them...at least she didn't used to. This morning in the heat of passion we both forgot to abstain from kissing. When I remembered I apologized profusely and dragged her into the bathroom to swab her ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426971226 | 1427101185 | t3_2zu9i1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ifanything: TIFU by losing my verginity and emailing by best friend about it
Mandatory this happened *NINE* YEARS ago, in 2006. I'm posting it now because it took me *nine years* to find the courage to read that email again, 30 minutes ago.
A bit of historical background for the younger kids here: back in 2006 we had ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426971250 | 1426976222 | t3_2zu9jn | t5_2to41 | 23 | imoscar_dot_com: TIFU by trying to creatively announce my first pregnancy.
This happened a couple months ago. My husband and I spend most of our time working in the overseas, and we recently came home to the U.S. for a year to apply for another long term visa. We decided that we should spend that year trying to have ou... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1426971068 | 1426975946 | t3_2zu985 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to delete racy photos from my iPhone.
My SO and I are long distance and so sexts (usually softcore initially) are abundant. Last night, I sent him several racy photos of my curves as things were getting heated.
As our "date" ended, I went to delete the incriminating images from my iPhone. I ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426971491 | 1427002758 | t3_2zu9z7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mylifeinvinyl: TIFU by trusting the girls at sally beauty
So this was my fuck up from about two hours ago. So it's spring! I want to send my hair back to it's glorious blonde after dying it brown for the winter. I go to sally beauty to get my supplies. Now i'm a little new to this and by a little i mean this is my firs... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426972810 | 1426975109 | t3_2zucep | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my wife a vibrator NSFW
No throw away, because I already have no privacy because I was on a reality show.
So this happened Wednesday. Every Wednesday I work a 13 hour shift. As a chef, I'm on my feet the whole time. That paired with a 3 hour commute (love the NYC transit system), makes me pre... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1426974647 | 1427004269 | t3_2zufp7 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Cbtguitarist: TIFU by looking at a MILF's butt in line at the mall
This happened like 30-40 minutes ago. I'm pretty sure my face is still red with embarrassment.
I was standing in line at the mall food court, just minding my own business. Chuckling at all the emo kids who literally come to the mall to do nothing (Yo... | 4 | 12 | |
1426975230 | 1426990133 | t3_2zugrr | t5_2to41 | 41 | WhipitTIFU: TIFU by buying Whip Its with my PayPal account from eBay. I'm on probation. I now have a transaction "Whip Its. 100 Nitrous Oxide Cream Chargers". Am I going down or is whipits not a drug and I won't get arrested?
Major fuckup today. I was trying to buy whip its from ebay and pay with my card (paypal lets y... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1426976406 | 1426977052 | t3_2zuizw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming naked at my eye dentist appointment. (To get new glasses)
RxHex: Umm. Eye dentist?
SuperSonic2891: You've never been?
TheCaptainsDizzler: I can't stand when they pick at your retina.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1426976429 | 1426977719 | t3_2zuj1q | t5_2to41 | 10 | bookinthrow: TIFU by taking Booksnort without checking if anyone was home
Throwaway for reasons
So here some backstory. I play games on the computer a lot. Like, most of my life consist of computer gaming. I still live with my parents and they do not like my playing computer games at all, and times tried to convince... | 4 | 2.5 |
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