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1426975924 | 1427020018 | t3_2zui2s | t5_2to41 | 196 | [deleted]: TIFU when my family saw my /r/gonewild albums on imgur.
Throwaway account for reasons.
This fuck up started a few years ago:
When I joined /r/Gonewild.
So I'm a female, 27, and let's just say that I have a good time on that sub. I submit my own albums of... pictures.
So anyway, I have a good collection of ... | 14 | 14 | |
1426976698 | 1427036038 | t3_2zujlq | t5_2to41 | 3,107 | [deleted]: TIFU By Saying Yes to Netflix
So its a Friday night and being the anti-social college student, I decided to go to the library to get some studying in, which actually turned into how long could I stare at the same picture of a dog on /r/aww. After a couple of hours of looking at my phone waiting for something... | 12 | 258.916667 | |
1426977993 | 1426981657 | t3_2zum06 | t5_2to41 | 4 | WhiteThrone: TIFU Maybe ... I googled up a topic and followed the links...
I've been having trouble with certain government agencies notably the IRS (fucking income taxes) and the fucking VA. Getting them to do their job properly and NOT fuck me over repeatedly has been a real hassle.
So I googled up "How do I know if... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426978298 | 1426993696 | t3_2zumki | t5_2to41 | 5 | MadMax8u: TIFU. Males NOT Females
Ok so this didn't happen today but a couple of days ago AND is my first post fuck up post.
My boyfriend and I used to work together up until only a couple of weeks ago, he was fulltime and I was just the shit kicker casual. When his going on delivery runs and I'm at home he would come... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426979276 | 1426982285 | t3_2zuoad | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on a girl I've been seeing.
Last night I had went to a black light party with some of my friends and had way too much to drink. Fast forward a few hours later I'm knocking coconuts with this girl I had been talking to most of the night. Today while working I called this girl I had been seein... | 3 | 4 | |
1426980096 | 1426982095 | t3_2zupqe | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dragredder: TIFU by owing money.
Okay, so this wasn't today, this was yesterday, so I had lost my eftpos card right on the day owed my dad twelve bucks, as you can imagine I was actively avoiding paying my dues, so I gave the car a half hearted look and didn't find it, so I went back inside to play some video games, un... | 4 | 2 | |
1426978495 | 1427113248 | t3_2zumxr | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting OP in /r/tifu
Total idiot being I believed a stranger on the internet writing that *they* had fucked up. [They had not.](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/2zukjv/the_ghost_of_whats_in_a_name_and_the_people_of/)
JonNickReddit: Plot twist: We fuck up by believing OP is a total idiot... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426978305 | 1426985716 | t3_2zumkv | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jeaver: TIFU by fucking up every day in my life up till now, and ruining my health doing so.
Now, this is not like the Toilet Seat guys mistake, this has been brewing and becoming worse for 17 Years. (I'm 18). I know it's long, and I've put a Tl;dr at every section.
You know, I would consider my self to be an average... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426981475 | 1426987878 | t3_2zus9r | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out in a parking lot
This happened about a year ago, my senior year of high school. My girlfriend and I had been dating for about a year, and that was going great. Plenty of dates, and she had a very high libido, so lots of hot and heavy stuff. As we went to school together, we would hang o... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1426981894 | 1426982346 | t3_2zut1m | t5_2to41 | 4 | 4289jobq: TIFU by watching frozen.
First off all this didn't happen today, it happend like 6 months ago. Also sorry for my bad English, English is not my first language.
My friend was celebrating his birthday and asked a few friend to drop by to watch a movie. We decided it was smart to watch frozen, just because no o... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426981658 | 1426992851 | t3_2zuslv | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ckiger15: TIFU by blowing my knee out then dying in surgery
TIFU So I fucked up! My baseball team and I had a game I had just hit a nice ball out to deep right field I got a double off of it. Anyway I got the steal sign and I went and in a matter of three seconds all of my plans of six months were fucked. I was about t... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1426982832 | 1426983217 | t3_2zuup9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | that_crazy_cat_lady: TIFU by Going Geocaching
So I just got home from my very first geocache on my own. Bear with me. I tend to talk quite a bit, so this is likely going to turn out pretty long. Now I've found geocaches before with other people and really enjoyed it, so I decided this was something I'd like to try out ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426982520 | 1427069736 | t3_2zuu5u | t5_2to41 | 2,650 | [deleted]: TIFU by swallowing after period sex
I'm fuck buddies with a guy that has never had sex with a girl while she was on her period. I finally convince him to do it with me just to try it. So, we have sex with me on top and everything is just dandy. When it's time for him to cum, he lets me know and I jump off, r... | 12 | 220.833333 | |
1426982576 | 1426984123 | t3_2zuu9z | t5_2to41 | 8 | Winter-Stardust: TIFU by implying my boss needs sex.
I work (volunteer to be honest) at a 'Christian' thrift store. We're only allowed to have a Christian station on the radio (same songs every day), we were allowed to bring books to read during slow times and believe me, there are plenty of times with no customers but... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1426983270 | 1426994151 | t3_2zuvhh | t5_2to41 | 40 | fivestringsofbliss: TIFU By Bonding With My Dogs, Becoming The Neighborhood Crazy Person
So, this happened a few minutes ago. I have two hound dogs that love to sit in the front room and bark and howl at things as they walk across their line of sight. Since my roommate is out of town and I subsequently am not accountab... | 4 | 10 | |
1426984077 | 1427040183 | t3_2zuwu3 | t5_2to41 | 153 | kierankdog: TIFU by showing my family my pictures...
This literally happened 5 minutes ago.. My Galaxy s5 phone has the feature to share your photos directly onto our TV. I was sitting on the couch with my family and sharing our recent holiday photos on the screen and we were talking about each photo and our memories w... | 9 | 17 | |
1426985091 | 1427084879 | t3_2zuyly | t5_2to41 | 1,231 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a massive cum bomb.
So, here's what happened. I decided that it was time to up my masturbation game, so I looked into some male sex toys. I wound up going the disposable route and got a pack of Japanese toys called "Tenga Eggs". Here's a link if you've never heard of them before. (http://www.a... | 6 | 205.166667 | |
1426985329 | 1427030874 | t3_2zuz0i | t5_2to41 | 2 | livejoker: TIFU by saying my name
I live in a small town so running into people frequently happens. My favorite restaurant is Subway and I'm always there every week so I got to know some of the staff but I never interacted with them on a more personal level. We talked about the weather and I even made a bad German impr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1426986295 | 1427133517 | t3_2zv0ln | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my load on the face of our gracious queen. (NSFW)
This happened less than ten minutes ago. I apologise to all of humanity in advance.
Exposition: Live with parents. Late at night. Access to Internet. Porn. Duh.
This wasn't a planned sesh'. I don't have a wall chart or anything to remind me... | 6 | 8 | |
1426987123 | 1427047670 | t3_2zv1ym | t5_2to41 | 72 | the_gorfy_one: TIFU by not hiding my fake pussy well enough
TIFU Hello Reddit today a week ago i fucked up by having a self build fleshlight. It all started a week ago while searching for new masturbation techniques and i thought i build myselfe a fleshlight.. I bought some sponges and latex gloves (Single Use) and s... | 6 | 12 | |
1426987219 | 1426993149 | t3_2zv248 | t5_2to41 | 4 | REDDIT_PLS_HELP: TIFU by getting locked in my garage. (still am)
Right now I am currently in my garage, the door into my house is locked, my front door is locked, my back door and all my windows are locked, I am unable to drive, my phone is dead and nobody will be home for hours. I have tried to pick the lock with seve... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1426986231 | 1426994171 | t3_2zv0h6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Drummerboy_13: TIFU: by mentioning reddit in my Pre-AP world history class.
This happened Friday, but I've been too lazy to type it out until now.
We as a class were discussing different trends in our recent lifetime. I mentioned social media/blogging sites such as Pinterest, Tumblr, and Reddit. The class recognized t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1426987691 | 1427029550 | t3_2zv2u0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway23145612345: TIFU by having sex with a squirter who created a murder scene in my bedroom.
Today I fucked up by having sex with a woman twice my age. I am 28 and she is 56.
Normally, I wouldn't think it is an issue because sex is sex and it's all about fun *sometimes*. If she were 60 years old, it would on... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426988004 | 1426988733 | t3_2zv3d5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | serial___killer: TIFU when I told my best (girl) friend I can't date her.
This is my throwaway/novelty account because some people know my other one. I'm a guy. My best friend is a girl. We are together all the time. She is in love with me and, while I truly love her, I don't have the ability to date her...mainly becau... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426988210 | 1426994711 | t3_2zv3qi | t5_2to41 | 13 | breakingbid: TIFU by throwing a pencil in the air.
Like many TIFU, this didn't happen today. A couple months ago
I was really, really bored and leaning back in my chair looking at the roof, I had a pencil in my hand and i got this great idea to throw it at the fan so it could end up some random place in my room (idk i... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1426987436 | 1426995110 | t3_2zv2fb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by crapping my pants in front of two A-List Red Sox players
*Let me preface by saying, this is hands down the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. It was so bad that the friends I was with, never brought up what happened, ever. No matter how bad you ragged on people, this particular inc... | 3 | 1 | |
1426989169 | 1426998183 | t3_2zv5bu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by proposing a threesome with friends.
This is a long-winded, complicated (and probably boring) situation and will probably sound jumbled in time, but here goes. I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend 'John' for 4 years and things have been going generally well, the occasional hiccup but no big... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1426988057 | 1426990412 | t3_2zv3h4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my friend about my relationship with Severus Snape.
I was reminded of this story thanks to the picture of Severus Gate on the front page.
As usual, this story takes place in a far-away place known as "last year." Also, it was my ex-girlfriend that did the f***ing up. If she's reading this: ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1426989745 | 1427029895 | t3_2zv6ay | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my first kiss
This actually happened a few months ago, but it's still worth a share. I had my first girlfriend at the time, and neither of us had ever kissed anybody before, but I was certainly eager to try. she was more shy and intimidated though. I had asked her if she'd kiss me, and I'd alw... | 4 | 1 | |
1426990037 | 1427081692 | t3_2zv6sw | t5_2to41 | 196 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Cheetos and becoming a terrorist...
So I like writing absurd things on the pinpads in stores to see if I can get any reaction from the clerk/cashier. Well today, I was in Target and signed as usual. Now, normally, I sign "A. Hitler" or "J. Stalin" or "Darth Vader" or some other nonsense. Bu... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1426989480 | 1427164894 | t3_2zv5um | t5_2to41 | 121 | Yuqh: TIFU by having sex on the day off of school
Okay, this is my first every TIFU post so bare with me here..
Well im a 15 year old guy so i guess you could say i'm kind of into sex a lot. So i had been talking to this girl for a while and really we were both only looking to hook up and nothing more, well i had the ... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1426990397 | 1427001880 | t3_2zv7f7 | t5_2to41 | 58 | cream_buyer: TIFU by going to the store to buy a bottle of lotion with my friend
So unlike most TIFU this actually did happen today. I was hanging out with my friend at his house, we're both 17. He had just gotten his first car today so he was obviously pretty excited and wanted to find any excuses to drive it, so he t... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1426990449 | 1426993096 | t3_2zv7ic | t5_2to41 | 10 | ladureefille: TIFU by filming my kid's awesome vocal performance with the lens cap on and the volume off.
Borrowed a video camera because the sound on my iphone is crap, and now I've missed the whole thing. She practiced for months, she was awesome, and I blew it. I'm a shitty parent.
idamnedit: She was singing right... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1426991452 | 1426994880 | t3_2zv927 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my man cum in my ass
So I had sex with my man last week. A week ago exactly, actually. I'm no stranger to butt stuff so I was okay with letting him go there. Well I let him cum in my ass and I haven't been able to take a shit for a week. He usually cums several tablespoons of thick, yogurty s... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426991497 | 1427018346 | t3_2zv95m | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating smoked salmon before a date
I was getting ready to meet up with a guy that I'm seeing from work. I washed my hair and took a nice long bath. I smelled pretty damn good , if I say so myself. Just as I was about to blow dry my hair I popped into the fridge and noticed my roommate had bought a bi... | 3 | 5 | |
1426991480 | 1426992528 | t3_2zv945 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a child with down syndrome 'ugly'
This happened about an hour ago, so I'm still feeling the sting of this fuck up.
Every Sunday morning we do our shopping, and it's a shitty day to do it because the night before I'm either staying up too late or out getting completely pissed with my mates, s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426991995 | 1427044479 | t3_2zv9yg | t5_2to41 | 11 | stareddeathintheface: TIFU by 69ing with the lights on
So I met this girl on OKCupid and we've been hanging out for about 2 months now, hanging out and hooking up and whatnot. Last night we do the usual routine. Go out for drinks followed by adult activities at her place. Whiskey was on special at the bar so that's whe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1426985543 | 1427051384 | t3_2zuzch | t5_2to41 | 38 | Cwangs: TIFU: Cute girl following me in traffic gets overzealous and crashes into building.
This happened about a month ago. I also consider this everyone's fuck up, really, but if I wasn't there none of this would have happened.
So I'm driving down a busy two lane street and had just left a friend's house. It was a S... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1426991750 | 1426995935 | t3_2zv9kl | t5_2to41 | 5 | catfroman: TIFU by getting too damn high
Blah blah, this was actually a few months ago, etc.
Now that that's out of the way, let the story begin...
So, I've been smoking weed for ~2 years or so and consider myself well-versed in messing with Mary. I've smoked blunts, bowls, joints, spliffs, from reggie to the kushies... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1426992002 | 1427040897 | t3_2zv9yu | t5_2to41 | 106 | JUSTpleaseSTOP: TIFU by fucking up.
Sexy time with girlfriend. Holding her in the air. Preparing for kinky elevated sex. Thrust dick up. Wrong hole. That is all.
SwiggitySwat: Didn't expect this...
JUSTpleaseSTOP: Neither did she. My back didn't expect the claw marks either.
farmdve: She must have been very *anal* abou... | 7 | 15.142857 | |
1426992758 | 1427014554 | t3_2zvb7g | t5_2to41 | 21 | d3s341: TIFU by waxing my face.
As both a female and someone of Indian ethnicity, waxing my face is pretty much a monthly thing for me. And it was all going well until I decided to be stingy and save $30 to do it myself.
There I was leaning against the counter trying to be as careful as I possibly could because the li... | 3 | 7 | |
1426992265 | 1427010682 | t3_2zvafh | t5_2to41 | 3 | EvilroosterJr: TIFU by getting a blowjob
Like most of these, this didn't happen today. Almost 2 years ago now I lived with my (now ex) girlfriend. The guys who have had the pleasure here know it's BJ central for the first 2 months at least. Anyway I come home after a long day of work and school to find my ex, we'll... | 3 | 1 | |
1426993818 | 1427005446 | t3_2zvcxk | t5_2to41 | 30 | averah: TIFU by using too much essential oil
So just to be clear, this happened when I was a lot younger (don't remember the exact age), a time when I didn't know better. I'm 17 now and I don't think I'll ever forget this horrifying experience.
Like most people, I assume, I lotion when I get out of the shower. Gotta ke... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1426995878 | 1427051546 | t3_2zvg3z | t5_2to41 | 129 | Therowl: TIFU by masturbating in front of an old hispanic woman (NSFW I guess)
So this happened earlier in the week but had to wait till the weekend to post.
So this Hispanic family moved in directly across the hall from my apartment. It was moving in day for them and I had watched them from my porch while out for a ... | 7 | 18.428571 | |
1426996849 | 1427048101 | t3_2zvhji | t5_2to41 | 4 | SpaxsonEpicNoob: TIFU by helping my drunk friend home
So im currently stuck in my friend's flat's bathroom and looks like im going to be here till the morning. Its currently 03:50 at time of writing. I've got a drunken pasted out friend asleep in his bed and a broken bathroom door lock. Ive tryed banging on the wall, t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1426993084 | 1427069243 | t3_2zvbrb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gh0st1y: Tifu by reading not my texts
My girlfriend has been sleeping with other guys, for drugs. I know one of them, as a sort of friend. What the fuck.
capital_wastelander: How does this apply to not reading texts?
DerDietrich: "Tifu by reading not **my** texts"
As in, OP was not reading *his own* texts but rather ... | 4 | 1 | |
1426997785 | 1426998905 | t3_2zviy6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Matsubokkuri: TIFU by taking a picture of a couple's license plate.
I usually just lurk on Reddit, but I had an incident today that I really need to get off my chest. Sorry if the title is misleading or this story is too long/confusing. I'm new at this.
There are a lot of details behind this, so bear with me. Today wa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1426998621 | 1428421471 | t3_2zvk4w | t5_2to41 | 6 | kirill2485: TIFU by not closing my tabs
So I am a 16 year old in high school, and 2 days ago I was watching PornHub (with private browsing on of course) before going to bed. The next day I go to school, and my english teacher wanted to see me after class because I didn't turn in my homework assignment. The teacher then... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1426999101 | 1427045413 | t3_2zvkt4 | t5_2to41 | 4,251 | chikinbizkit: TIFU by using a pillow I found underneath my bed
This FU happened last night but I'm still reeling from it right now.
I work at a youth detention center which, if you aren't familiar with, can be very exhausting work. Being a recent college graduate, I still live at home with my mom and two younger br... | 9 | 472.333333 | |
1426998219 | 1426999830 | t3_2zvjjt | t5_2to41 | 3 | teddygraeme86: TIFU by working over time.
Well fellow Redditors, this is hard to say if it truly is a today thing or not, so we'll start from the beginning.
I work full time as a Paramedic with an ambulance company. I typically work 12 hour shifts, but when my boss called me yesterday he asked if I wanted to work an a... | 3 | 1 | |
1427000184 | 1427227796 | t3_2zvmdg | t5_2to41 | 35 | EyeShame: TIFU by thinking I was supposed to become naked at an eye dentist exam.
I have a great horror about going to the eye dentist, even though it is known that I need glasses to see good. My vision is full of terrible sight, without glasses. If I does not have my glasses, I see a realm of blur.
Well, I have to a... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1427000221 | 1427000498 | t3_2zvmfm | t5_2to41 | 8 | thiamine_mononitrate: TIFU by finishing my beer.
I drink beer when I'm in the garage. It's a secluded, damp, cool place. I'll have a few sips then set to a task, take a break and have a few more. No big deal. I was about to finish a beer when I sucked anticipation for the last air-roped swigs, when something flew down ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427001573 | 1427003941 | t3_2zvod4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ChuckWheeler: TIFU only TLDR: the midget from seinfeld got me a job and then I fucked it up with a racist joke.
I'll tell the whole story if this hits the front page.
Clbeanz: I won't give into your thinly veiled plea for popularity. Had enough of that in high school
*ugly cry*
ChuckWheeler: OH COME ON I NEEEEEEED IT... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427002807 | 1427141649 | t3_2zvpvk | t5_2to41 | 19 | pubemuncher: TIFU by trying to pull something out of my cock hole
Let's backtrack to earlier today. A few hours ago I had an upset stomach but I'm fine as of now. Fast forward to 15 mins ago and I'm taking a leak. All of a sudden I feel a sharp pain in my dick. My stream of piss suddenly stopped. I stroke my shaft onl... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1427002521 | 1427008923 | t3_2zvpjs | t5_2to41 | 7 | chewyliciousness: TIFU by letting out a silent fart [NSFW]
Warning this is super nasty. Don't read it you don't want to puke
So this happened today......
I was running late to class and I was waiting for the crosswalk sign to change and I suddenly Had to fart. I'm normally really good at making small fart bubbles and r... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427004437 | 1427024928 | t3_2zvrsl | t5_2to41 | 8 | craniumshaker: TIFU by adding a girl's mom on Facebook.
This happened about twenty minutes ago, and to start off, this "friend" of mine is a girl. A girl in which I am interested in, if you know what i mean. I'll refer to her as Esmeralda because that is the farthest name possible from her actual name.
So here I am... | 4 | 2 | |
1427005172 | 1427008146 | t3_2zvso9 | t5_2to41 | -1 | backtocatschool: TIFU by not having a job
I didn't get a job during my high school years or early college years. Now my parents are struggling for cash and I have no job experience to help them (regardless of my good academic record and the few volunteer services I have). I've applied to multiple jobs this weekend in a... | 8 | -0.125 | |
1427002293 | 1427007767 | t3_2zvp9l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping off the superintendent's daughter...
Well... Idk really know why this happened lol.
It all started around 3 weeks ago. School was cancelled because of snow. I live in Texas, so snow is fairly uncommon and everyone is freaking out. I decide that it would be a good idea to get some friends t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427006679 | 1427016319 | t3_2zvu9l | t5_2to41 | 143 | minnetonka211: TIFU By misunderstanding what the "No Sleep" subreddit was
First post ever so sorry for any mistakes, but points for me that this actually happened today right?
Its about 1:45 AM where I am, and I saw someone post about No Sleep in a comment, and figured "hey, I can't sleep, lets check it out!" Huge fuc... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1427007163 | 1427009204 | t3_2zvush | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by Confessing to My Crush at a Poetry Slam
I'm a girl, and I enjoy writing a lot. So I thought it would be a genius idea to perform a rather sentimental piece about him and implicitly confess to my crush, who'll be attending the event. This guy has been one of my closest friends for a year now. He alway... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1426993921 | 1427031784 | t3_2zvd2s | t5_2to41 | 9 | dumbasterd: TIFU by using the wrong joke at the wrong time
This happened 30 minutes ago and I think the only way to calm down is to tell people about it, so here I am. I have a really good friend and we joke around. We have a good relationship so we can make perverted jokes. Today, I made a particularity lewd tweet, an... | 3 | 3 | |
1427002268 | 1427011897 | t3_2zvp8i | t5_2to41 | 5 | tyson1988: TIFU by polishing my shoes
But I polished the soles, too. Carpet looks like a cartoon crime scene.
firemanguy4: Why would you polish your soles?
tyson1988: Exactly.
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1427005742 | 1427066082 | t3_2zvtai | t5_2to41 | 78 | thebrokenfapper: TIFU by thinking I broke my penis
So eleven years ago when I was 13 I lived with my grandparents and my little brother who at the time was eight. There were countless times in my younger years when I'd come home from school and nobody else would be there, and being that I was 13 and home alone and newl... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1427009734 | 1427043819 | t3_2zvxbk | t5_2to41 | 6 | never-ender: TIFU by leaving the back door unlocked
This happened less than 24 hours ago.
First of all, I live in a small college town of about 20,000 people, and half of this population consists of college students. It's a fairly safe town; not a ton of riff raff goes on here. I am in my last semester of college and... | 3 | 2 | |
1427007704 | 1427036984 | t3_2zvvbe | t5_2to41 | 28 | analliteration: TIFU by making a joke on how far my friend's house is.
This didn't really happen today but 600 years ago when my grampa - just kidding this happened a few hours ago. Bear with me because I suck at telling stories.
So yeah, I'm with my friends; let's name them Jen, Arthur, and Charizard. We're c... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1427011281 | 1427013905 | t3_2zvyr1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | drehmy: TIFU - By Not Flushing the Toilet
Well this happened say 15 minutes ago. I'm incredibly sick, and I'm throwing up every 2 hours. Prior to trying to sleep I was reading everybody else's TIFU's to make my day a little less awful.
So,
After an excursion from the couch to the bathroom I'm laying down, about to pas... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1427000911 | 1427026228 | t3_2zvnfk | t5_2to41 | 19 | scribo-o: TIFU by IMing my coworker during a Saturday morning work meeting
Once every 1 to 2 months, my department at work has a 2 hour Saturday morning meeting to go over new projects and/or screw ups we need to fix. They're annoying and cut into our weekend, but it's 2 hours and super casual so nobody really complai... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1427011001 | 1427016288 | t3_2zvyhj | t5_2to41 | 12 | Azeemski: TIFU By thinking it was a fart
My balls are brown and my toilet smells like a dead carcass.
SultanofShit: We need a tl;dr on a post like that.
TheScragg: Tldr: it wasnt
| 3 | 4 | |
1427012840 | 1427013639 | t3_2zw022 | t5_2to41 | 3 | bree-cheesey: TIFU not trusting my SO
TIFU by getting super angry at my SO for something he didn't even do and have put our relationship on the brink. Well done me.
EDIT
sorry new to reddit and forgot to out story
anyways, so my SO was having a night out with his boys. after losing all contact with him (hhis phone was... | 3 | 1 | |
1427013194 | 1427021010 | t3_2zw0ch | t5_2to41 | 31 | Hdestroyah: TIFU by popping an "ingrown" hair.
So I've had this odd bubble/pimple directly on the top of my butt crack (elegant I know). It started out small, roughly the size of half a pinto bean. It got progressively bigger until the point to where it hurt to sit down, lay down, drive my car...etc.
So last night at ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1427009785 | 1427016392 | t3_2zvxdf | t5_2to41 | 5 | nuffbug: TIFU by adjusting my bandages
This happened about 15 minutes ago, but a little background. Last Friday my buddy brought over his new motorcycle so I could test ride it around my neighborhood while he did likewise with mine. Long story short, I popped a wheelie and end up with road rash up the back of my whole... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427012453 | 1427030602 | t3_2zvzqk | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway18094: TIFU by only minimising and not closing my porn.
I am a sixteen year old boy in the UK and, like any young person, like my porn. This story happened about a week ago.
I can hear people coming up the stairs to my room, so I sometimes just look at it whilst other people are in the house. There are blocks... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427014849 | 1427017177 | t3_2zw1ml | t5_2to41 | 80 | steelste: TIFU by eating hot Ghost Peppers
This was something I did a few years back in the Navy.
Well my friends and I were slowly building up our tolerance to incredibly spicy foods. We had hundreds of crazy hot sauces from all over the world, spicy pepper powders ranging from Habanero, Ghost Pepper, and Scorpion Pep... | 5 | 16 | |
1427016010 | 1427020033 | t3_2zw2is | t5_2to41 | 12 | 4blue-eyes: TIFU by eating a customer's bread at work
So I work in a restaurant and we offer bread and butter to customers.
I was working on the dishwasher (stacking dirty dishes, un-stacking clean dishes, scrubbing in the sink etc etc.). Then I see this basket of bread that my co-worker has just brought in from the r... | 4 | 3 | |
1427021515 | 1427086623 | t3_2zw71n | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help a mouse to safety, only for it to die gruesomely
So my house is pretty old, and usually has mice living in our walls. We've always used the classic mouse traps all my life, but living in my own house now, I'd like to be a bit more caring.
Since moving in, January, I now buy those [gl... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1427023245 | 1427023559 | t3_2zw8lm | t5_2to41 | 5 | bulltits: TIFU by going out and getting drunk
No, Nothing stupid happened, literally got drunk at a rave place with my sister and had some good laughs. Ended up not giving a shit and telling my girlfriend what I was doing and now I'm awaiting our argument today. You may say "but you didn't do anything wrong?" And I did... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427023752 | 1427099626 | t3_2zw92f | t5_2to41 | 557 | LilSamuel: TIFU By attempting to use an unreliable method to kill a Spider.
This FU Happened about 15 minutes ago, i've only just recovered my wits sufficiently to begin typing this. So i live in New Zealand and we're pretty lucky in the creatures that want to kill you department. There's only one spider that i know of... | 9 | 61.888889 | |
1427020524 | 1427319649 | t3_2zw67z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Erle2: TIFU Telling my BF that I love her
Yesterday I told my best friend that I love her.
Sorry for my English. Foreigner
We had a little fight about some people i do not like. She knows the whole story with this people but does not seem to care and shit. So I was Drunk she was Drunk and she allowed everybody to sig... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427024828 | 1427065460 | t3_2zwa1l | t5_2to41 | 1,175 | The_Savage_Saxon: TIFU By Checking a Into the Wrong HotelRoom
Last week I fucked up big time. Well, technically the hotel receptionist fucked up, but you'll see... Let me first clarify I'm a dude in his mid 20's.
Anyways I was on a business trip in Nashville Tennessee at a cheap motel. The receptionist handed me my ke... | 8 | 146.875 | |
1427025401 | 1427029182 | t3_2zwal1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TwiceOnThursday: TIFU by being greedy
30 seconds to go in the first half in futsal (indoor soccer) and I run out from goals because we have a corner. Cross comes in and I do a running header and smash my head into opposition after connecting with ball. Ball gets deflected anyway, no goal, siren goes, and I have a massi... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1427026622 | 1427027505 | t3_2zwbua | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By underestimating the power of shit.
Like every other TIFU, it didn't happen today.
So one day I went out to get something I needed from a store, it was something I really needed that was sold only in one particular place, and have been too lazy to get it for some time.
I planned everything out so I ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427024190 | 1427037860 | t3_2zw9h7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | kaddusingh: TIFU by being a 100 kg 6 ft 25 yo male trying to be an overly manly man, screaming like a little girl, ruining my sex life
So, reddit this is my first TIFU post. This happened yesterday.
I was playing badminton a 4 days ago and got a little blister on my finger. A tiny blister which nobody gives a second l... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1427026452 | 1427036596 | t3_2zwboe | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kobazco: TIFU by being tired in class with a pencil in hand.
Like many other fuck ups this did not happen today but a few years ago in 8th grade. So I was in English class and had not gotten much sleep the previous night and was in somewhat of a daze. During this I had a pencil in my hand in a position that if released... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1427030052 | 1427109298 | t3_2zwfmc | t5_2to41 | 52 | _zpec: TIFU by playing counter-strike.
Hello /r/tifu
Today, just like any other day, I was playing Counter-strike on my computer and I was wearing my headset (HyperX Cloud) just like most other gamers. So now to the fuck up, while I was playing my mum fell down the stairs (dad was at work). My mum started asking for... | 10 | 5.2 | |
1427029545 | 1427032748 | t3_2zwf0v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a friend take a picture
I was on a sightseeing trip with a group of friends. After we had visited the place we did what people usually do and were taking pictures of each other in this nice setting. I offered to my friend, which I will call Julie, that I could take a picture of her with her p... | 4 | 1 | |
1427030174 | 1427088031 | t3_2zwfsv | t5_2to41 | 121 | amber__: TIFU by shaming my grandpa even in death
This took place in the late 90s.
With intense lucidity I recall the day my grandpap died. He was a veteran of the second World War, with a Purple Heart and countless stars. He rarely spoke of the war, but spoke ill of Hitler and the Nazi Party. Despite this he remained... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1427033777 | 1427073082 | t3_2zwkl0 | t5_2to41 | 123 | poopstickboy: Tifu by shitting the bed
So this actually happened today so brownie points for me.
I've been sick the past couple days. The first night I felt terrible and was sore and dizzy and my stomach hurt. I threw up and after that I felt better. Yesterday I woke up feeling pretty good and only had a little bit of... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1427034170 | 1427064975 | t3_2zwl6p | t5_2to41 | 351 | Snowglobefan: TIFU by sending a sex story to my teachers
I thought this would make an amazing post. This happened a few weeks ago and I'm not sure how the fuck I survived.
I recently started dating this girl, take note that we are 17 years old and are in our last year of highschool, we were both really horny and bein... | 10 | 35.1 | |
1427034673 | 1427083351 | t3_2zwlx1 | t5_2to41 | 282 | TheMattressDude: TIFU by masturbating with Sasha Grey
I never thought I was going to write a post like this, but here we are. This fuck up did indeed occur this morning.
A little background, I turned 20 six months ago. To celebrate, I bought myself one of those Sasha Grey sex toys, because, why not? I'm a responsible ... | 6 | 47 | |
1427032960 | 1427041084 | t3_2zwjgr | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheRealPoki: TIFU by cleaning my ski boots
This actually happened around five years ago.
I was 15 years old and on a ski vacation with my class. All the 9th graders headed to the Alps in februrary.
My teacher was also my ski instructor. Every morning, he picked us up and drove us to the mountain station. Since only ... | 4 | 2 | |
1427035664 | 1427056682 | t3_2zwnf7 | t5_2to41 | 230 | Zesty_Bop: TIFU by watching porn on my Samsung Galaxy.
I was in the bathroom getting my fap on and what not. Then my thumb hit the "all share" button and sent the porn to my Samsung Smart t.v. Mind you my mom, sister, and step-dad are watching t.v. when this happens.
Bmanv13: Who in the hell purposefully clicks the "Sh... | 5 | 46 | |
1427037054 | 1427076978 | t3_2zwpos | t5_2to41 | 110 | Protater: TIFU With a condom
This actually just occurred yesterday and itsnt a terrible fuck up but whatever. It was the first day of spring break in sunny Florida and I was supposed to pack for a trip while my mom was out. As I was rummaging through my room looking for clothes and whatnot i discovered an old gag bir... | 22 | 5 | |
1427036605 | 1427053593 | t3_2zwp08 | t5_2to41 | 121 | noidea20: Tifu by picking up a stripper
Well it's Saturday night I had some friends in town, we've been drinking watching basketball all day when my buddy says let's go to the strip club. Fast forward a few hours and we're there having a good time. There is this one girl there who is super sexy I mean I'm lusting aft... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1427038101 | 1427057285 | t3_2zwrfq | t5_2to41 | 3,957 | elegaphant: TIFU by trying too hard to impress my husband (a lighthearted tifu)
This happened yesterday.
My husband downloaded the water your body app and has been working towards tracking his health. He has been trying to get me to download the app for a few days, but I kept forgetting. So last night I finally got it... | 15 | 263.8 | |
1427036115 | 1427090087 | t3_2zwo5g | t5_2to41 | 543 | lauchster: TIFU by causing permanent nerve damage to my balls NSFW
Thought I'd share this fucking unfortunate news for you guys.
I'm sure you've all heard of testicular torsion right? Anyways my nuts twisted and cut blood supply to the one on the right. I woke up in the middle of the night to notice that I actually h... | 9 | 60.333333 | |
1427038545 | 1427148079 | t3_2zws87 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU By Looking At What A Customer Was Buying
Since you guys like my pain from my first post, I guess I'd let you laugh some more.
So last summer, I decided to work a grocery store. For all of the people thinking about applying to work as a casher, don't do it. The customers suck, the pay is really bad and... | 5 | 17 | |
1427001077 | 1427041006 | t3_2zvno4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | N64BITCH: TIFU by confessing my feelings.
TIFU, surprisingly this actually happened today. Last night this girl I've been seeing invited me to sleep over at her house, parents weren't home so of course I did.
A little background, I am a hopeless romantic, when I truly have feelings for someone they are strong, and I ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427039656 | 1427042207 | t3_2zwu81 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking back.
Yesterday (Was too angry with myself to post this yesterday) I went to the movies with some old friends and then spent the rest of the evening wandering about inside the mall and stuff like that.
We ended up inside a wallmart and I decided to buy a black shirt I needed for some eve... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427040671 | 1427069869 | t3_2zww3g | t5_2to41 | 115 | Gretchhh5: TIFU by taking a shit while at "bring your daughter to work day".
Like many other posts here, this didn't happen today. It happened about 16 years ago when I was 7. My dad used to work for the Department of Transportation and every year they host a "bring your daughter to work day" and I was more than excite... | 5 | 23 | |
1427035017 | 1427076023 | t3_2zwmfs | t5_2to41 | 9 | WRITTENWRATH: TIFU, And chose to leave, instead of being pee'd on
So lets begin the story with a little background into my life. I've been using Okcupid for about a year now, off and on whenever I get bored or find someone appealing, generally do alright with the matches I eventually meet, no real hangups or huge screw... | 5 | 1.8 |
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