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1427042105 | 1427046177 | t3_2zwysi | t5_2to41 | 28 | nomemoryofevents: tifu by accidentally being connected to the work wireless
Heart is racing expecting to get the sack tomorrow. I'm sure I'm not the first to post here who has done this but here is how I did it.
At home with my phone connected to the home wireless network. Get in car to go to work without turning off... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1427041323 | 1427045287 | t3_2zwxcp | t5_2to41 | 14 | temporad: TIFU by letting my mom eat her potential grandchildren (nsfw) (xpost)
Well this didn't happen today, in fact it happened more than ten years ago when I was a horny 14 year old. I saw a kinda similar post earlier and it reminded me of my own fuck up years ago. English is not my first language so please excuse ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1427041044 | 1427076039 | t3_2zwwso | t5_2to41 | 17 | mepsipax: TIFU By showing my girlfriend your pillow post
I thougt she would find it funny. She didn't. Now she is threatening to wake me up everytime she feels something....not like that you pervs.
MegaTherion42: Made my wife cry by reading the pillow story to her. Your pain is felt.
zurgonvrits: Sauce?
mepsipax: [He... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1427043114 | 1437438483 | t3_2zx0p5 | t5_2to41 | 9,404 | ThrowawayDABBLE: TIFU by masturbating infront of a burglar
This happened a couple of days ago but I had to wait to the weekend to post about it (per rule 3). My parents were at church, my father only goes to keep my mother happy and I don't share his concerns so I stay at home. I waited ten minutes after they left to m... | 12 | 783.666667 | |
1427044167 | 1427050044 | t3_2zx2tz | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU & got fired
because whenever people asked what the special was, I just kept yelling back "ITS CHOWDAH!"
dabrecque: "what's the soup du jour"
"it's the soup of the day"
teh_lux: no soup for you. next.
| 3 | 12.333333 | |
1427046251 | 1427796520 | t3_2zx6yw | t5_2to41 | 38 | Taroh: TIFU when I accidentally tricked my vegetarian family into eating meat gravy.
I should say first, I have recently become a vegetarian, not really for the moral principle, but more because I wanted to get healthier. I felt becoming a veggie would help me discipline myself and all in all eat more healthily.
So t... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1427046352 | 1427049558 | t3_2zx776 | t5_2to41 | 14 | kev2594: TIFU by telling my girlfriend about watching Cam models
She was always fine about me watching porn, so I told her that I recently made the switch to cam models because the porn industry scares me. She looked it up, freaked out, and now we're on an indefinite break. We've been dating for 4 years, and she always... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1427048789 | 1427049311 | t3_2zxc32 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Inquisitor911: TIFU by getting a ride from my neighbor
I do freelance tech support from time to time. I usually take public transportation to get to my appointments. This is a tale from yesterday.
I had an appointment with a small church coming up in an hour. I made it out to the bus stop, and realized that my bus pas... | 3 | 1 | |
1427049291 | 1427050693 | t3_2zxd34 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Pissedinasock: TIFU by pissing in a sock
So this just happened, and I just created a throwaway account because my friends know my normal username.
Well.... I just did the stupidest thing I have ever done. So today I decided up to stay up at night and play video games, browse Reddit while my parents were sleeping, typi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427046742 | 1427059011 | t3_2zx7xx | t5_2to41 | 7 | tam9312: TIFU by drinking too much and becoming a wanted man
My first reddit post. Not a native english speaker so sorry for any errors. This happened yesterday. So me and my 2 buddies go out to a club after not seeing any action in forever. We agree to all get wasted and see what happens. Like always we come back with... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427049786 | 1427051283 | t3_2zxe47 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a rape joke while sitting next to a rape victim.
Rosario_Di_Spada: That's what you get from telling rape jokes, pal...
[deleted]: Lesson learned for sure.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427039168 | 1427062149 | t3_2zwtdc | t5_2to41 | 55 | Dee-Miester-General: TIFU by throwing away a patients insulin pen
So this fuck up happened about 9 months ago, back in June. Some background, I’m a nursing student and it was my first time being in hospital. My instructor for this particular rotation was quite intimidating. So my patient for this week was a diabetic wh... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1427050988 | 1427179830 | t3_2zxgjm | t5_2to41 | 13 | tifuByMasturbating: TIFU by masturbating excessively
I'll keep it short.
I am married and we have a child. Wife and I are trying for a second baby, about a year now. Wife is not getting pregnant and she is becoming depressed.
I am also an excessive wanker. I beat the monkey about 2-3 times a day, regardless if it's a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1427045987 | 1427054749 | t3_2zx6f5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Slicingmoon: TIFU by being color-blind
A little back story. I was going on a trip this past week for three days, so I had to bring some extra clothes, toiletries, etc. My toothbrush is orange. You know where this is going...
So as aforementioned, I had to bring my toothbrush for my trip. I was in a rush because I had ... | 3 | 2 | |
1427053085 | 1427057858 | t3_2zxktg | t5_2to41 | 12 | Iamnotathrow: TIFU by watching porn in the shower
Since today is a beautiful day, I decided to clean the house a bit. You know, for spring and stuff. So I turned my Bluetooth on and started streaming my favorite music to the living room sound system. Music on full blast, I open my windows to let the nice breeze come th... | 4 | 3 | |
1427053014 | 1427061438 | t3_2zxkop | t5_2to41 | 289 | sh-sh-sh-shelly: TIFU by trusting a fart on a lesbian date.
Not today but a couple years ago. I have been single for, oh, 10 years. FINALLY someone takes interest. A girl! Hurrah. Turns out I'm a great big lesbian. She's definitely the first person that's ever tapped into my soul, which is nice. So, we have a couple of... | 5 | 57.8 | |
1427053735 | 1427056744 | t3_2zxm5d | t5_2to41 | 8 | quagzlor: TIFU when chickening out of asking a girl out.
hi guys.
so, just got back from a school camp, and boy, did i fuck up.
i have a friend, girl A. i really like her. we have mutual friends B and C.
so, we were sitting by the campfire, as one by one the other students left. soon, it was just the couples, and A,B... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1427054171 | 1427059181 | t3_2zxn1z | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU When I told my teacher her students had sex
So about a year ago, I was hanging out in one of my teacher's rooms with two other guys when she stepped out for a minute. This was just after Christmas break, and one of the guys says "Hey, you know (Insert female name here)?" "Yeah?" "I fucked her." "REALLY?... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1427055425 | 1427073643 | t3_2zxprd | t5_2to41 | 450 | smid17: TIFU by throwing away a condom.
Last night I had my SO over for some sexy times. Everything went over as usual and when I was finished I had discarded the used condom into a trashcan below my roommates bed (we live in a dorm room with lofted beds.) This morning my roommate woke up with what I assume is a very ... | 8 | 56.25 | |
1427056360 | 1427145889 | t3_2zxrqi | t5_2to41 | 5 | aiden_sullivan: TIFU by turning away from a slapshot in hockey
so its the 3rd period and the other team is really going hardcore because we are wooping their asses and they need to come back. i play defense so im always in the line of fire in my zone. Well the forecheck was really good and i wasnt completely ready so i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427057122 | 1427077657 | t3_2zxt9s | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying home with my grandpa
This is my first post and sorry for my grammar.
This happened about a few hours ago. I'm a 15 year old guy and i live with my grandparents. Normally i would go outside, but today however i decided to stay at home and study for my Italian exam tomorrow (I don't normally s... | 3 | 23 | |
1427057408 | 1427058273 | t3_2zxtuz | t5_2to41 | 3 | DSCH415: TIFU by checking the wrong guests into the wrong rooms.
BACKSTORY: I work at a smallish boutique hotel in downtown San Francisco. This is not a burner username because IDGAF if you find out who I am. I'm also not spilling any specific hotel secrets.
This happened during a busy conference week, so we had a lot... | 3 | 1 | |
1427054658 | 1427148089 | t3_2zxo4u | t5_2to41 | 217 | DX115FALCON: TIFU by bringing a girl home
(re-posting from last Thursday. Was taken down for sexual content)
Obligatory: This happened last Friday night, not today. And also, this tale is 100% SFW- sadly.
So, on Friday night I was out at the club. I was chatting up a girl that I knew from high school who went to univ... | 5 | 43.4 | |
1427058706 | 1427061492 | t3_2zxwic | t5_2to41 | 31 | Myfriends_stalkme: TIFU by talking about a post I saw on reddit
So I joined reddit after reading about /raisedbynarcisists and posted all these comments about what happened to me growing up that no one ever knew.
However I have a friend that's also on here who is a nosy motherfucker. So I always said I've never used ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1427058356 | 1427071103 | t3_2zxvrg | t5_2to41 | 94 | curzpemmel: TIFU by mispronouncing a biblical word.
This actually happened a few years ago. I went to a small Christian college and all of the buildings had strange names. This happened on my first day of college having lived the last 16 years of my life in a foreign country. Everything was very new to me and I was ver... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1427060323 | 1427077682 | t3_2zxzwx | t5_2to41 | 4 | CPF909: TIFU by accidentally telling a girl to mount me
This happened last night, I'm currently visiting family in Mexico for spring break.
My cousin, his friends, and I went out drinking and eventually ended up at a party. I met tons of people and had an amazing time, I even met some cousins that I had no idea I had... | 4 | 1 | |
1427060347 | 1427061365 | t3_2zxzys | t5_2to41 | 14 | sayjayvee: TIFU By being a wannabe on Instagram
About a year ago in 8th grade I was a huge wannabe and I was pretty clueless. I wasn't popular at ALL and was pretty jealous of all the popular kids or whatever and followed them on Instagram and all that stuff, so when this really popular jock tagged me to do the "egg ch... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1427061977 | 1427063721 | t3_2zy3ge | t5_2to41 | 9 | lammygotrice: TIFU by smashing a bottle into my eye
This happened this morning and it's still tingling a bit. Never thought id have anything worth posting here...*sigh*
So I'm on a wonderful relaxing vacation with my lovely girlfriend in Sonoma Valley, CA. We spent yesterday wine tasting, reading, and otherwise relax... | 3 | 3 | |
1427062376 | 1427124995 | t3_2zy49p | t5_2to41 | 1,106 | Scrambled--Eggs: TIFU by jacking off with eggs [NSFW]
This happened awhile back (just like most stories on here.) At the time, I didn't own a dildo and sometimes I'd get bored of just using my hand. So, having too much free time and not enough sex, I started looking around for something I could shove inside myself.
Th... | 12 | 92.166667 | |
1427062580 | 1427065228 | t3_2zy4of | t5_2to41 | 12 | Deep-Ocean-Squid: TIFU By scoring against my own team and losing the match
TIFU my destroying my teams only chance of victory.
Well... This is a bit late but let's start with a bit of backstory.
I'm not really the most sporty guy; never have been and never will be, but in my school it isn't something that is taken ve... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1427062313 | 1427076888 | t3_2zy459 | t5_2to41 | 43 | nbp615: TIFU by pooping next to a wasp.
So after making some pb&j sandwiches for myself, I suddenly feel the urge to pop the squat. Out of nowhere it RAMPS up in intensity so I run to the bathroom as fast as I could. With my butt clenched and the cool breeze chilling my legs, I see it. This fucker was on the inside... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1427063666 | 1427086932 | t3_2zy6wf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming the title of the movie indicated its contents
Actually, this is an IFU that someone else did to me, and the "T" in this case stands for "Twenty years ago."
Many years ago, I was at Lackluster Video, looking for the movie adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five." I couldn't find i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427062822 | 1427113959 | t3_2zy570 | t5_2to41 | 676 | youreawizardhailley: TIFU by giving my daughter a bath.
Normally I'm pretty good about checking the status of diapers before removing them, however, after a night of very little sleep I was not paying attention. I filled the bathtub as per usual and chased down the rascal to get her undressed. I removed the diaper with... | 12 | 56.333333 | |
1427065444 | 1427066276 | t3_2zyahd | t5_2to41 | 5 | eekaracist: TIFU by being unintentionally racist
In my bedroom watching a talk show that featured Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz and Usher. Had to get up to use the bathroom. It was dark so I use the television as a guiding light. Waited for a closeup of Diaz and paused it.
casualcollapse: Totally not a today I fucked up, yo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427064668 | 1427066392 | t3_2zy8xr | t5_2to41 | 5 | i_am_your_neighbor: TIFU by trying to buy sweets and snacks
Today was my grocery day. I was cruising through the aisles looking for some nice treats, debating whether I should honor myself with chocolate, snacks, ice cream, cake... or any combination of the above. I've been good about my nutrition and exercise, and I'm... | 5 | 1 | |
1427064920 | 1427101361 | t3_2zy9h6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 1c3b4ll: TIFU by starting to love the girl I date
A couple of weeks ago I met this girl in a local bar and we exchanged numbers. I immediately knew I liked this girl but tried to play it cool. Anyway, we started dating and all went well. Too well. She mentioned that she went through a rough breakup a couple of months a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427034790 | 1427216794 | t3_2zwm39 | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheMightyBlob: TIFU by testing matches before an expedition
So this actually happened yesterday, I'll try to take you through it...
**Background**: I'm 17, and quite an outdoorsy guy. I was packing the equipment for my school's Gold Duke of Edinburgh expedition (UK style group trekking) on Monday, and thought I'd test... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1427068056 | 1427068604 | t3_2zyfnw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by confusing twin girls...
So me and my gf of a 1 year are on this kick where we do sexy stuff spontaneously....like surprise blowjobs, she doing the dishes and going up to her and sticking it in...stuff like that. So today I was feeling like having sexy time after work, so I come in the house and see h... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1427068166 | 1427143940 | t3_2zyfvb | t5_2to41 | 14 | jiggy600: Tifu by wiping...
Nontraditionally, this actually did happen today, a few hours ago to be exact. I'm on the toilet doing my business, redditing like the average human being and its time to wipe. I use Charmin first and all goes as usual. I get to the next phase and wipe using a wet wipe... What happened next ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1427068338 | 1427068850 | t3_2zyg6a | t5_2to41 | 9 | Anorak001: TIFU by being mentally inept.
Obligatory long time lurker, first time poster yada yada. Also obligatory this happened yesterday, sue me.
So I'm the leader of a science club at my school and yesterday we had a competition at a nearby university. So we go there and go about our day competing until finally w... | 3 | 3 | |
1427068747 | 1427083437 | t3_2zygzb | t5_2to41 | 29 | spyker54: TIFU by inadvertently creating a deathmatch
Like many stories here, this didnt happen today, but closer to a year ago.
It was early summer and i was home alone, sitting in my bed, messing around on the interwebs.
Then i noticed on the wall opposite from me two spiders, one bigger than the other. Normally, ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1427068923 | 1427104000 | t3_2zyhd3 | t5_2to41 | 4,054 | Thewhitestmamba: TIFU by checking my grandpa's history
So I'm a 17 year old male, and I decided to visit a couple of colleges for my spring break. My grandparents both are really supportive of me, and they asked if they could take me. I don't get to spend much time with them, as they live out of town, so I figured it ... | 11 | 368.545455 | |
1427064076 | 1427069504 | t3_2zy7ra | t5_2to41 | 4 | jakepuff: TIFU by having a belt
I'm on my phone so I'm sorry for any formatting/grammar mistakes. So this actually happened minutes ago. Some background,My girlfriend and I have been together for over a year and a half and we have no problem play fighting or anything like that.
It started off, ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427068060 | 1427070212 | t3_2zyfoe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying for my baby that didn't actually exist.
This happened five years ago and I still feel stupid to this day.
I got involved with a girl that forced me into a relationship when I was a bit lonely and vunerable. As time went on I realized just how crazy she actually was... should have known when ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427069887 | 1427071630 | t3_2zyj98 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Attanasioart: TIFU by feeding my cat treats with one hand and eating trail mix with the other.
today I was eating a handful of trail mix with my left hand, and throwing cat treats with my right. I have round treats that bounce around on my wood floor and my cat, Kevin has a great time chasing them all around. I raised ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1427068868 | 1427070964 | t3_2zyh8m | t5_2to41 | 10 | ContingentlyHumane: TIFU and almost went to jail...
Today I fucked up, yes... today (how rare). Anywho every week i do some volunteer work at a share house in vancouver (WA). This being Washington comes important later. Usually when i go and volunteer it will be all day so i like to take a decent brake in the middle of... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427066077 | 1427086135 | t3_2zybrj | t5_2to41 | 9 | hey_there_bear: TIFU by partying too hard over the weekend
Spent most the weekend partying as my best friend turned 21. Lots of shots happened.
I just poured myself a capful of Listerine to mouthwash before bed, and swallowed it like a shot.
tl;dr minty fresh burps
DeltaCrash: Good for colon disinfection.
mynewgayacc... | 3 | 3 | |
1427072117 | 1427072491 | t3_2zynje | t5_2to41 | 13 | thestartinglineups: TIFU by Facetiming
So...context: my sister and I are very close and talk about everything. She is late 20s, engaged and I'm early 20s, single. We're both more closed off to my parents and don't really share our personal lives with them.
Today, she Facetimes me as I'm saying goodbye to my FWB who I ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427052836 | 1427073240 | t3_2zxkbz | t5_2to41 | 4 | _phantasmagorica_: Tifu by bringing home a dog named thor
This didn't happen to me but my friend but she doesn't have a reddit account. She wanted to get a dog for her family. She has 2 sons. 1 just turned 4. Some nice people offered her a young boxer pit mix that seemed extremely sweet. About an hr ago she brought it ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427072287 | 1427098229 | t3_2zynux | t5_2to41 | 19 | Teban100: TIFU by submitting to my demon spawn of a penis
Obligatory: This happened on Sunday, March 15, not today. Regardless, this fuck up will probably affect me and my relationship with my parents for the rest of my life. Throwaway for obvious reasons. (EDIT: Shit. Didn't log into throwaway account.) I’m 18 and mal... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1427074866 | 1427115726 | t3_2zystx | t5_2to41 | 26 | Zompfear: TIFU by catching a drunk girl.
Last night I decided to take a break from my normal life to go see a concert downtown. I go to concerts pretty often but last nights was sold out and it was pretty crowded. When the band I had come to see got up, things got pretty hectic. One of the scariest things at concerts l... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1427075243 | 1427099279 | t3_2zytk4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | flamboyantlyfat: TIFU by being an amateur squat toilet pooper
In the style of most TIFU, this event did not occur today but many years ago as a small child.
As many know, in China and many parts of Asia there are these abominable things called squat toilets. As the name may suggest, you have to squat over them to do... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427075517 | 1427128250 | t3_2zyu1q | t5_2to41 | 9 | sexy_beanie_babies: TIFU by Being Self-Conscience
Let me start this TIFU, is in fact from today.*Grats to me*
I am a second-chair trombonist in my high schools top jazz band, I am an upperclassman(senior) and I am incredibly self-conscience.
This weekend, as some of you Southern California Redditors may know, there... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1427074517 | 1427077103 | t3_2zys6p | t5_2to41 | 11 | QuitYoJibbaJabba: TIFU by telling my longtime married crush that I have feelings for her
So this actually happened about 2 weekends ago, but a little backstory first...
I first met "N" during med school, and it was pretty much love at first sight for me. We are both part of a very tight knit group of friends, and s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1427075843 | 1427082673 | t3_2zyumk | t5_2to41 | 6 | PM_ME_RED_PAJAMAS: [NSFW]TIFU by masturbating too hard
Okay guys i dont clearly what happened but unlike all the other threads in this subreddit, this one happened today, as in 10 minutes ago.
I jacked off just before my shower as usual. I browsed porn for about 5 minutes cause im a picky bitch. When i finally find t... | 3 | 2 | |
1427077026 | 1427123823 | t3_2zyww2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | mrmadmoose: TIFU by not putting on my glasses when I woke up.
The Icy Hot tube looked exactly like my toothpaste tube.
thatperson2057: Had a friend who slept with thier contacts in because they were drunk. They woke up thinking thier vision was corrected and proceeded to call 3-4 family members to gloat.
boast_thetoas... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1427077438 | 1427080587 | t3_2zyxo4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | GuyOutsideYourWindow: TIFU by JonTron'ing KINDA NSFW
Ok so I saw a comment on another post and I was like THIS NEEDS REACTION-ING and me, liking Jontron videos look up "Jontron reactions" and find the "oh, its sublime its godlike its GOOOOOOD" one and play it to get the link, turns out my headphones didn't want to work... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427072808 | 1427083961 | t3_2zyouw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a curious little shit.
So, I'm 15 and a guy which amplifies this to make it even worse. Let me start with last night. P.S. Sorry for length D:
Last night, we had family game night at my aunts house. Some family showed up. We decided to play Cards Against Humanity, and at one point my dad says ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427077693 | 1427079134 | t3_2zyy61 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ChristineNoelle: TIFU by bringing home cat litter
Alright, so this happened about a year ago and I randomly thought of it today so thought I'd share.
I'm the director of housekeeping for a major hotel chain and had just started at the property I am currently working at. It was my 3rd or 4th day and I was cleaning out ... | 3 | 3 | |
1427077175 | 1427079702 | t3_2zyx60 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BigGrayCloud: TIFU by giving my date a panic attack
So this happened a few years ago actually.
About 3 years ago I was dating this girl, gorgeous as fuck with a body that made me thank Jesus I was able to witness it in person. We were on our like 3rd date and we were driving around her neighborhood after dinner. It wa... | 3 | 3 | |
1427077170 | 1427166021 | t3_2zyx5n | t5_2to41 | 120 | trowaway987654: TIFU by taking the costliest shit of my life. (NSFW)
Throw away because.
Not a great storyteller so bare with me here.
So this dates back to last night. I'm in college and I had a party at my house. It involved throwing paint on people and drinking a lot. I drank way too much and I blacked out. C... | 6 | 20 | |
1427078375 | 1427085893 | t3_2zyzej | t5_2to41 | 23 | Sithsaber: TIFU By giving away my last $20
I had just left a coffee shop I frequent because of its free WiFi and had gone to the atm to see how much money I have left. The women who was begging for the money didn't seem like she was a junky; she looked like a average 40 year old hispanic woman who was desperate. Seeing... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1427082840 | 1427134272 | t3_2zyzjz | t5_2to41 | 5 | DruidicHeretic: And so, the eternal, fruitless search continues...
But seriously, it's not like gay people are rare or anything. What you looking for one for?
Skydragon11: Science
lukec12321: Yeah... Science... Or something
DruidicHeretic: ...Well, as long as it doesn't involve figs and/or rats, I ain't judging
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1427076651 | 1427190653 | t3_2zyw71 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Zoinks-dumbusername: TIFU by saying horrible words to a kid...
I texted a buddy I haven't talked to in apparently long enough for his number to now be owned by a new person. Started by asking if I still had the right number, so nothing bad. He responds by asking who I am, naturally.
I say my first name. Still nothing... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1427080883 | 1427334551 | t3_2zz3v6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | jaslvalen: TIFU... actually, just keep F’ing up.
This isn’t a simple TIFU, but more of a continued FU… I just keep F’ing up.
In 2004, I started college. I had a joint bank account with my dad, in case something happened to me (jail or hospital) and I needed someone to take out money. I got back some money from schol... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427083006 | 1427174472 | t3_2zz7de | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bassiclyme: TIFU by trying to be a heavy metal vocalist.
Obligatory this didn't actually happen today, but a few years ago when I was younger I worked the sound boards and system for a church. So I'm on stage setting everything up and no one else is there since I'm so early, during the standard mic check i decide to ha... | 5 | 3 | |
1427071745 | 1427085001 | t3_2zymup | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheFlayingMan: TIFU by blowing smoke in a customers face.
So, I'm a pothead and I work as a server at a busy restaurant in my city. In order to maintain a friendly attitude, I smoke a lot of marijuana. Well about 2 hours ago, I smoked a huge bowl that gave me the hiccups and ran back to my tables. Not four minutes late... | 4 | 1 | |
1427084491 | 1427422838 | t3_2zz9s9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | KanyeWKnowsKanyeB: TIFU By ruining a relationship.
Alright, here goes. Backstory time.
I'm 13 currently, but this started around April of 2014, when I was 12. My father got a job at Apple, so we had to move from Florida to California. During the week before we moved, I met a woman and her daughter, and my mother broug... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427088021 | 1427133927 | t3_2zzeui | t5_2to41 | 377 | Virginal_Anxiety: TIFU by reminiscing with an old customer
Fuck.
I used to work at a coffee shop. I had a lot of regular customers who I knew by name and would always have pleasant chats with. I've since changed jobs and it's been three years since I've seen most of my regulars.
Today one of my regulars (let's call h... | 3 | 125.666667 | |
1427086565 | 1427089310 | t3_2zzcr8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | TheMegaBenson: TIFU by informing a neighbor of their death.
Like most TIFUs this didn't actually happen today. This happened 8 years ago.
I grew up in the south Austin area and some new gang members from California had moved into the area. I wasn't involved in gang activity but I knew a lot of kids that were.
One d... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427088528 | 1427089648 | t3_2zzfia | t5_2to41 | 2 | Science_Anf: TIFU by Joining reddit.
I accidentally hit 'Create account' too fast. I love Reddit, but now my username is Science_Anf. Oops.
Aggravatedbacteria: What were you going for?
Science_Anf: Science_And_Towels42
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427089102 | 1427411376 | t3_2zzg8t | t5_2to41 | 138 | KronicNinja: TIFU by opening a snapchat from my cousin.
Obligatory mention that this didn't actually happen today, but a few days ago.
So, the other day my phone notified my I had gotten a snapchat from my cousin. Now it wasn't all that odd to get a snapchat from my cousin, because when her family went on vacation, sh... | 14 | 9.857143 | |
1427086863 | 1427177765 | t3_2zzd7j | t5_2to41 | 418 | Iamnotblind: TIFU By using my side account to post to my local subreddit
I, like many others, have a side account for sexy times, and have posted my share of nudes on /r/gonewild for redditors delight. While it started off innocent and rare, it quickly became a regular event. I had collected a good stash of karma, so... | 6 | 69.666667 | |
1427090633 | 1427091477 | t3_2zzi77 | t5_2to41 | 40 | princetonkane: TIFU: By thinking a "Protein Shake" was just a fancy word for "Jerkin the Gerkin," you know ..... masterbating
One of the guys at work today came in talking about his awesome Protein Shake he had this morning, I was all like; "that's gross man, don't come in here talkin' about your co*k.
Oh how wrong I... | 4 | 10 | |
1427091091 | 1427091362 | t3_2zzir8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Excorcistllamas: TIFU By going hard in a mosh pit.
So this actually happened this afternoon (yay me). Today I attended the last day of a metal festival that was taking place here in Texas, and because I had paid good money for the ticket, decided to show up early so I could catch all the bands. One of the bands in part... | 3 | 1 | |
1427090539 | 1427092803 | t3_2zzi2u | t5_2to41 | 12 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU By making tea. [NSFWish]
today, I fucked up by making tea.
Okay, so, I've been really sick with Strep-A and my throat has been hurting, a lot. So I made some tea. I made Chai tea. Now, I usually like my tea and coffee unsweetened, but I felt like I deserved a bit of a treat, so I made my tea, an... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1427087618 | 1427099701 | t3_2zzeb4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU for not knowing my substitute teacher has lazy eyes.
This just happened an hour ago in class. When the bell rang, we got into our seats right? So, while we were talking to my classmates, our substitute teacher was calling students for attendance. When my sub called out my name
I said, "Here, sir!"
"W... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427091524 | 1427108473 | t3_2zzjas | t5_2to41 | 29 | FML_I_Need_An_Adult: TIFU by checking my 11yr olds internet history.
TIFU: My 11yr old was given a tablet for his birthday this year and he's been restricted to using it only on weekends because of his attitude after using it too much. He gets all kinds of agro if he's allowed to play on it for too long. Like, you jus... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1427093542 | 1427094410 | t3_2zzlno | t5_2to41 | 5 | thetank77: TIFU By giving my crush a massage
Tonight I fucked up kinda badly. There's this chick I've had a crush on for a while now and she has recently become single. Every now and then she spends the night over with my house mate and I give her a massage because she works her ass off all the time and has a messed up... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427093841 | 1427182935 | t3_2zzlz2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU By Marrying An Immigrant
Okay, this has been pretty hard to come out to tell about this story. So here it goes.
Of course, this didn't happen today. It happen a few years ago just chillin' not really doing much with my life and figuring out what to do with my life. I meet this girl, chatted it up with ... | 12 | 3.25 | |
1427094446 | 1427222440 | t3_2zzmnz | t5_2to41 | 1,939 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting my roommate pregnant
jbourne0129: Haven't been sexually active for 4 months...and still engaged. That relationship was doomed already.
Nightlighter12: OP is a retard for getting involved in a dysfunctional relationship. Why on earth he would fuck the already engaged woman WHOSE FIANCE HE KNO... | 18 | 107.722222 | |
1427097738 | 1427106817 | t3_2zzpvp | t5_2to41 | 16 | Heavy_Weapons_Guy_: TIFU by potentially becoming a terrorist
Long time lurker, first time poster. This FU started a few days ago and will potentially reach its peak in a couple days. So I'm in college and for this science fiction literature class I'm in we had to choose an outside text to do a short report on. Easy, I ... | 4 | 4 | |
1427098607 | 1427123481 | t3_2zzqqf | t5_2to41 | 332 | Sharknose1: TIFU by not telling someone I loved them twenty years ago...
This happened yesterday although it was something that happened that made me realise I fucked up twenty years ago.
Yesterday I saw my female best friend who I’ve known since 1995. We first met when we worked together as interns and I instantly fe... | 7 | 47.428571 | |
1427099660 | 1427104780 | t3_2zzrq3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming Christ-like
It all started when I came down with the flu. I never get sick but this was not like any other flu. One day I started smelling scents that weren’t there and realized I was about to have a seizure so I called 911 and they prescribed medication. Another day I started throwing up bl... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427095169 | 1427147760 | t3_2zznf0 | t5_2to41 | 209 | Ript1de: TIFU By doing what my mother asked of me
This happened a while back, but I didn't have a way to share it then.
So my family takes a vacation every year to the same beach. My grandparents pay for the whole thing and my dads entire side of the family is there. My brother and I were throwing a ball in the ocean ... | 7 | 29.857143 | |
1427100850 | 1427152062 | t3_2zzstz | t5_2to41 | 324 | FlashPointer: TIFU by offering to be a stepdad.
Today I decided would be the day that I would ask out the charismatic young lunch lady that worked at my school's dining hall. The lunch lady (We'll call her Sara) is pretty much the pure embodiment of awesome. She's young, funny, and easy to love, and knows how to make a... | 7 | 46.285714 | |
1427102506 | 1427228319 | t3_2zzufe | t5_2to41 | 9 | lilQQ: TIFU (might have) my Prom
Today I might have fucked up by asking a girl to prom that I don't really like.
So there is this girl that I've always liked and she has always liked me, lets call her girl A. I've always wanted to take this girl to prom since the start of senior year, but I thought she would be going... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1427103194 | 1427310482 | t3_2zzv2w | t5_2to41 | 22 | Lyrial: TIFU by returning a borrowed item through thr letterbox
Borrowed a pass from my friend which was attached to a lanyard. I'd been to a conference the day before and had packed a spare pair of tights and knickers in my bag in case I wanted fo freshen up after the journey.
I accidentally posted the pass through h... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427105265 | 1427147871 | t3_2zzx89 | t5_2to41 | 10 | MILsawmybutthole: Tifu by disgusting my mother-in-law
Guys, here's what not to do if you don't want your mother-in-law to think you are some sort of sexual deviant with a poop fetish.
Firsy, don't let your husband give his mom access to your Flickr account so she can log in and admire new photos of her grandbaby.
Al... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1427105607 | 1427140943 | t3_2zzxlw | t5_2to41 | 57 | -Fluffmallow-: TIFU by trolling my Greek teacher
So, I used to attend a gymnasium, but now I go to a school without Greek and Latin as classes, so I don't need them anymore. I made that very clear when I had my last test for Greek at the gymnasium. Instead of taking the test, I made it look exactly like I was doing so ... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1427105852 | 1427131159 | t3_2zzxub | t5_2to41 | 425 | roxpak12: TIFU by Surprise That F**k Me.
fish_bot: They didn't tell your gf? Seems odd your family wouldn't tell your gf of all people.
Deidrick: She still came, didn't she?
Yesitmatches: For her sake, more than one way.
Deidrick: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yesitmatches: Giddity
ChickenpoxForDinner: You tried.
Yesitmatches: Meh....... | 10 | 42.5 | |
1427107206 | 1427107820 | t3_2zzz8v | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting super high (NSFW)
Today, I fucked up.
~First off, I want to state that I do not condone the use of illicit substances and that this submission adheres to r/TIFU's subreddit rules, including 7c.
Second, this technically happened yesterday; redditors have mercy on me.
Third, this... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1427107978 | 1427111749 | t3_30002f | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking It could turn into a REAL relationship
Met someone amazing online.shortly aftet i deleted my profile, because I wasn't really comfortable with being on that shit anyway. I had already given him my cell number before so we continued to talk via calls/texts... Hung out, drank to loosen the awk... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1427108930 | 1427109637 | t3_300158 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by hearing my mother
So, it was a cloudy Sunday when this fu begins, just yesterday I was talking with my mother during lunch.
I'm at my natural city, about three hours from my house near college passing the weekend with my family. Today, Monday, I have an important appointment in a new college related... | 3 | 1 | |
1427109173 | 1427109840 | t3_3001fn | t5_2to41 | 4 | samaroni1: TIFU by making my sister breaking her arm
I'll admit, the title makes it sound a whole hell of a lot worse than it actually is, but it was still my fault. Also I'm not really sure if this is applicable here because it wasn't today, it was about 12 years ago, but I wanted to share anyway.
I'm at a resort on ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427109753 | 1427123854 | t3_30024c | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally eating my Sister's Dominos Pizza brownies
So we had a lucky treat, a delicious Dominos! We rarely get them because my parents think they're overpriced, which to be fair they are. Anyways, I got myself one of the meat feast pizzas, can't exactly remember which one. Once it arrived I notic... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427111553 | 1427112262 | t3_30049j | t5_2to41 | 4 | fatalis_vox: TIFU by eating lunch.
So this actually happened yesterday, but I have time today, so I'm posting it now.
So I'm currently deployed, and the food here is...not always good. In fact, it usually hits me pretty hard, and this week I've been recovering from a horrendous experience with some bad meatballs.
So... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427112255 | 1427148474 | t3_30054f | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by suspecting my sister-in-law of dealing drugs
My SIL lives with my wife and I, owns half the house. A year ago we had this weird situation where she was having personality changes, money problems, new friends, suspicious packages, etc, so we had this intervention. She has dated lots of felons with d... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427113467 | 1427216730 | t3_3006qp | t5_2to41 | 392 | [deleted]: TIFU By believing my dad would come back for me
Hello everyone,
as most TIFU's this did not happen today, but many years ago.
It was a normal day, and me and my dad were grocery shopping. Once we were done shopping we got in line to check out. Suddenly my dad tells me that he forgot something and that he wo... | 7 | 56 | |
1427112498 | 1427167834 | t3_3005gd | t5_2to41 | 3 | piggehsinablanket: TIFU by spilling coffee on my wife
Happened 5 minutes ago. I was drowsy when I was cuddling with my wifwife. I had a cup of coffee in my hand. Feel asleep and was rudely awoken with yelps from my wife. Seems to have spilled my hot coffee on her. Whoops.
MikeN49: May I ask what a "wifwife" is?
disamb... | 3 | 1 |
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