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1427114835 | 1427132175 | t3_3008m3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ex_granis_fit_acervu: TIFU (or actually yesterday) by saying bad things about a priest in a small community.
Me, and my wife, moved from a city and into a forest a few months back. Yesterday I made my first visit to our closest neighbours. We started talking about priests, because the man of the house works with funera... | 4 | 4 | |
1427112450 | 1427158576 | t3_3005ds | t5_2to41 | 6 | Water2Heat: TIFU by vomiting on my crush
Well reddit, today I think I've 100% ruined my chances with a girl I've been crushing on. This happened a couple of weeks ago so soznotsoz. Sit back, grab some nachos, and enjoy.
It started off like any normal weekend for me. Wake up, eat breakfast, check fb. The usual things ... | 3 | 2 | |
1427117126 | 1427130786 | t3_300c7i | t5_2to41 | 14 | livingonsweetnothing: TIFU by forgetting to tell my boss about taking time off this spring break
Oh, and forgetting to tell him that I'm also taking time off for Finals (which happened the previous week).
Been working the same place for now almost two years, I always take time off for finals and the breaks. And I was... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1427117013 | 1427160018 | t3_300c0z | t5_2to41 | 6 | brianostorm: TIFU the database and backup restore from a company that makes a million USD per month.
So, i am the only remaining developer on a small development studio, and i'm making big changes in the infrastructure of our system for our bigger clients so my work might become easier and that will allow they to keep ... | 6 | 1 | |
1427083501 | 1427120221 | t3_2zz87v | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being impulsive about the wrong thing.
Some brief back story. I (33M) live with my best friend (34F), we have had a FWB kind of relationship not to strongly just mostly for comfort and a little bit of fun (ie once every month or two), for about 5 years now. We are first and foremost friends. We run a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427082131 | 1427119941 | t3_2zz5yf | t5_2to41 | 8 | lifeisgood765: TIFU by returning beer cans
This happened about 3 years ago at my first high school party.
I was 14 years old at the time and was infamous for getting caught drinking. My two friends at the time stopped letting me drink with them for a while because my mom would always find out what I was doing. During ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427119264 | 1427119806 | t3_300fts | t5_2to41 | 10 | Valhakkur: TIFU by being mean to a nice old man
This just happened a couple of minutes ago, I work in a computer repair shop on Main street in the town I live and we get a lot of people that will come by and try to give us papers to display and what not. Also, the building I'm in used to be the License Plate Agency so ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427119636 | 1427122390 | t3_300ghq | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThatArpadGuy: [NSFW?] TIFU by nit reading a class syllabus
Voyager5555: a 10 page essay in two days? We used to burn 5 pagers in the morning before class, this is easy.
ThatArpadGuy: For a fourth-year class? I don't even know what to write about. I've never written so much in one day. That's my problem. I'm too fucki... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1427119307 | 1427127752 | t3_300fwi | t5_2to41 | 175 | [deleted]: TIFU by skipping class
NikkoliTheRussian: The real FU here would be if you don't know about their 2 albums before Vessel. Twenty One Pilots make some of the best music
torcsandantlers: I saw them live a couple of months before they signed with Fueled by Ramen. I love their shit! Have you heard Fairly Local ... | 6 | 29.166667 | |
1427121008 | 1427121501 | t3_300j3t | t5_2to41 | -9 | HPnoodle: TIFU by trying to be a lil romantic...
So I've been hanging with this girl for a while, and I've started to like her, I've dropped her off at her house in the past, where she was nannying ( I think that's how you would spell it?)
Anyway one day that we were going to hang we couldn't because she had a major pa... | 4 | -2.25 | |
1427120510 | 1427199821 | t3_300i7b | t5_2to41 | 1,447 | Princess_Honey_Bunny: Tifu trying to give my number to a hot guy
When I worked a Dunkin Donuts I had some regulars. This guy always came in with his son who was pretty hot and my age. We all used to chat and he would give my coworkers and I scratch off cards for tips which was always fun.
On my last day I decided to g... | 12 | 120.583333 | |
1427123399 | 1427145803 | t3_300nz1 | t5_2to41 | 143 | AlexisHyuuga: TIFU by drinking water in a lecture
So there was I, chatting up with my newly made friends whom I actually struggled making, being an introvert and all. Just started a degree, you see and I knew that if I wanted to make it through, I would need future support to keep me going.
So yeah, was talking and de... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1427123882 | 1427153046 | t3_300oy8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | ChrisBenRoy: TIFU by being a beta ass bitch with my dream girl (actually in the past, but a story none the less.)
Awhile back a buddy of mine was dating this chick and I had just broken up w/ my g/f who was a friend of his. He text me one night saying he was bowling w/ his g/f and her friend, who was super hot, and he ... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1427124329 | 1428514389 | t3_300pun | t5_2to41 | 4,525 | 4duxinarow: TIFU by making a joke about my sister's FU
This TIFU happened a few weeks ago, but I'm new and just discovered this subreddit.
I love my sister, but she tends to make incredibly bad life decisions. I do my best to be sensitive and not to judge her or be condescending in anyway which is why she usually come... | 22 | 205.681818 | |
1427121723 | 1427131025 | t3_300kfc | t5_2to41 | 112 | nepperz: TIFU by bringing never-ending flies into the house.
It all began at work when someone had fruit flies in their office after they left old fruit in a bin. We all laughed about it but these flies stayed around for a while.
About a week later I noticed a couple of flies flying around my laptop bag. I investigat... | 5 | 22.4 | |
1427124518 | 1427126562 | t3_300q9i | t5_2to41 | 4 | Negieren: TIFU by using Omegle for the first time in years only to talk to a pedophile, she even gave me her account on some website.
[This is my chat log](http://logs.omegle.com/5d523da)
I honestly didn't use Omegle I got inspired after looking at an I am very smart post.
Any helpful advices on dealing with people l... | 4 | 1 | |
1427124401 | 1427146279 | t3_300q0o | t5_2to41 | 2 | burrito686: TIFU by switching on my grandma's tv
So this happened a few weeks back but I forgot to post it.
Bit of back info: my grandma is very old and frail and my uncle/her son has lived with her all his life. For the past 10 years since my granddad died, it has been them 2 living alone in the house. My uncle is sl... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1427122054 | 1427484507 | t3_300l37 | t5_2to41 | 157 | Amazingest: TIFU by getting suspended for saying no to drugs
Not me but my brother, although I played a small part in this story. He’s sitting here recounting the story for me. Here we go….
One fateful day in 7th grade, my brother is walking to another class during a passing period. On the way, a friend of his off... | 10 | 15.7 | |
1427122114 | 1427171209 | t3_300l6y | t5_2to41 | 307 | KNassor: TIFU by being quirky to my math instructor
My math teacher sent our entire class an email saying that class is cancelled for this entire week. In order to collect attendance, she required all of us to send a response email.
Now, our relationship with our teacher is pretty nice. Last semester, half of our clas... | 8 | 38.375 | |
1427126035 | 1427221541 | t3_300tk3 | t5_2to41 | 44 | tmntnut: TIFU by using my debit card at a gas pump.
So this morning I used my debit card at a gas pump, apparently there are these nifty things called skimmer that allow individuals to steal all of your card info and in some cases they even install small cameras to steal your pin #. Maybe I was living under a rock by n... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1427126159 | 1427145842 | t3_300ttl | t5_2to41 | 20 | fijignr89: TIFU by not sitting for the first post-coital pee
shit-I-justfuckedup: In my many years on this Earth I have never even heard of this phenomenon, however now that I have, a strange curiosity has overcome me, and I really badly want to fire pee in the same shape as a snake's tongue. Anyone else feel like thi... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1427126353 | 1427158513 | t3_300u9g | t5_2to41 | 56 | darkus552: TIFU by day dreaming and falling into an open sewer
So like most TIFU's this happened a few years back. It was a bright summer's day in a small city in South India. I was a young boy who had the pleasure of owning a small motorised vehicle called a moped/scooter. Anyways, on this bright summer's day, I decid... | 4 | 14 | |
1427127253 | 1427146934 | t3_300wca | t5_2to41 | 87 | Itsmephirup: Tifu by eating the pavement in front of special needs kids
This happened early march or late February. I was running because I was late for school. As I was running up the steps I misplaced my step and fell face first onto the ground. I got up looked around my friend behind me was laughing his ass off. as ... | 7 | 12.428571 | |
1427128741 | 1427131517 | t3_300zo6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | probablylyingagain: TIFU trying to be helpful, when I should have just stayed in my office.
I'm at work. There's a man outside of the door of the office I work at and it seems like he's trying to get in. He was touching the handle of the door and the side of the door. I thought that maybe the door was locked as it tend... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1427128037 | 1427129948 | t3_300y2r | t5_2to41 | 12 | TehWhiteSniper: TIFU by Swimming in the Ocean
I was at Sandy Beach(original name, i know) in Oahu, Hawaii and if you don't know, its a pretty rough beach, like really rough(waves up to 10' ON the sand). And I was swimming around, having a jolly good time when I started getting sucked down the beach(from the east to the... | 3 | 4 | |
1427129952 | 1427197383 | t3_30129u | t5_2to41 | 74 | ClassCancelled4Porns: TIFU by E-Mailing my Professors that I couldn't make it to class [NSFW]
tarq112: Well done, bravo, I love what you did there.
What if I told you I played porn! In the middle of a class by accident the class was at 3 p.m. and at 4 p.m. I got kicked from the university great story right !
Hope it... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1427130365 | 1427132319 | t3_30136u | t5_2to41 | 9 | saturdayifu: TIFU by telling my coworker that I'm attracted to her
r3solv: Was she the girl at the party with hair like this?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meutc4vMUN1qga09c.jpg
saturdayifu: That's strikingly similar.
r3solv: Is her name Ramona?
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1427130341 | 1427161449 | t3_30135j | t5_2to41 | 47 | MillionTomorrows: TIFU by respecting my ex's current relationship.
This happened a couple nights ago, though I'm beginning to think I fucked up four years ago by breaking up with this girl in the first place.
Wall of text incoming.
To start with a bit of background, I'm 23 years old. I've spent some time out of schoo... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1427129669 | 1427133360 | t3_3011n4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By not finishing up at school.
MZago1: Please tell me you eventually hooked up. From her reaction it seems like she had a thing for you.
venevoxus: Please OP I need this.
Euphedorical: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm going out on a date with her this Saturday.
venevoxus: YAY. At least someone gets a hap... | 5 | 4 | |
1427130614 | 1427132053 | t3_3013r6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SezLux: TIFU by biting my tongue
So, this FU happened several years ago (13 years to be exact), and I was in kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this play-room, where we could climb the walls and such, and this is where the FU happened.
Anyways. I was 4 years old, and I LOVED climbing things, so of course was I climb... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1427130940 | 1427148635 | t3_3014j0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shadow0399: TIFU by trying to use Super Glue to repair my floor
Hello everyone! First off, this FU happened over the weekend and me having to never posted anything here before, I decided why not post about it. So a couple of months ago, my parents installed wood flooring in my room due to our dog being in my room a lot... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427131403 | 1427138592 | t3_3015no | t5_2to41 | 8 | SSJStarwind16: TIFU by getting snarky with a co-worker.
This FU happened 40 minutes ago.
So it's offically the pre-season of the political world cup in the US (Presidential election) with Rafael "Ted the Canadian" Cruz announcing his candidacy, becoming the first to do so.
One of my co-works is very anti-Obama. Harl... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427131939 | 1427134675 | t3_3016w1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | KrimsonTyde: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a bath
bustyblondefromimgur: Well that's just splendid. What kind of weirdo takes a bath on their period anyway
jayrod12: kidz reference.... nice...
bustyblondefromimgur: wat
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1427132237 | 1427133378 | t3_3017lx | t5_2to41 | 5 | hey-yoo: TIFU by thinking i was friendzoned
So this happened maybe 10 minutes ago. I've been texting this girl for a few weeks trying to asking her out. were on spring break. She's out of town with her family. As were texting she sends "were like sisters". Now Im thinking "oh shit I have to assert dominance and tell h... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427130236 | 1427136447 | t3_3012x8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thedanman21: TIFU by rubbing my eyes
This FU happened one year ago today. While this March has been unseasonably cold, last March was beautiful. Birds chirping, snow melting, sun shining. Flowers blooming. My friends and I decided to go on a hiking trip to mark the beginning of spring in the mountains about an hour ups... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427133936 | 1427153839 | t3_301bo8 | t5_2to41 | 171 | EddieSweater: TIFU by starting a pantsing war with my fiancé
It all started yesterday morning around 9. While she was folding laundry at the kitchen table, I had the bright idea to "pants" her. I casually walked up behind her as to give her a sweet embrace when suddenly I yanked down her sweatpants exposing her Sunday ... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1427134874 | 1427164686 | t3_301dvx | t5_2to41 | 133 | jo_ruhlman: TIFU by complimenting my cashier.
So today, my girlfriend and I decided to go to the H&M near us to just get out of the house for a bit. We looked around for a while and, after finding a jacket that I liked and waiting around outside the ladies changing room for her for about half an hour, we were ready... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1427134953 | 1427150108 | t3_301e2u | t5_2to41 | 13 | NineteenEighty9: TIFU by calling Adam Sandler Ben Stiller
I was at the Toronto International film festival last year, Adam Sandler was staying in the same hotel as us. As we were leaving our hotel to head to the movie his entourage comes in and blocks ALL the frigging exits for his "grand entrance". At this point I’m p... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1427134628 | 1427226698 | t3_301dc0 | t5_2to41 | 67 | PharmaceuticalHeresy: TIFU by getting my dad high.
Obligatory, "This happened a few days ago."
So, there I was, minding my own business when some weed just landed in my lap. Naturally, as it was the weekend, I decided to go ahead and smoke it.
My dad has been going through rough times lately, and I was home from scho... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1427135364 | 1427141480 | t3_301f1g | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a haircut
So in the morning after coming from the gym I went to my barbers which I always go to. The barber that I go to has 2 seats where you can get your hair cut by 2 people but because of the time I usually come in it's always the same guy as the other one comes in later. So I go in and t... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1427135083 | 1427201232 | t3_301edp | t5_2to41 | 254 | Snurkey: TIFU By accidentally being an insensitive ass
I do this stupid thing with some people where when I see them reading a book, I jokingly say "Spoiler, the girl dies" or something along those lines. So today this cute girl I sit near in class who I've talked to a few times is reading what looks like an old book, ... | 6 | 42.333333 | |
1427134761 | 1427138838 | t3_301dn6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pwnisher5331: TIFU by not sleeping
This actually happened today. I bought battlefield hardline yesterday and played it all day and night. I went upstairs to get breakfast and fell asleep pouring orange juice. Now I have a huge gash on my forhead. And a concussion.
TL;DR-Pulled all nighter, received head injury.
downvo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427136010 | 1427136536 | t3_301gmx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking three oranges at once.
Okay, so I was in college (sixteen, college starts at that age here) and I was bored so I stuffed a whole orange in to my mouth. Peeled of course, but then another. Then another.
My friend watched in awe but she said something that made me burst out laughing and while I... | 3 | 2 | |
1427136371 | 1427144097 | t3_301hip | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by coughing with a mouth full of soda crackers
I was having soup. The soup was so good I forgot about the crackers until the end, then I felt guilty about tossing them so I put about 4 of them in my mouth and was gonna wash them down with water, finish up and get back to work but they're so damn dry, a ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1427137230 | 1427138177 | t3_301jiq | t5_2to41 | 10 | aephoxe: TIFU by spraying mace at work
So, I'm new to Reddit, and certain that I'll be posting here a lot.
I work an overnight shift at my local ER. I work in the financial department and occasionally have to sit at the front desk to receive and register patients. The security guys sit right behind me just in case a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427138615 | 1427147491 | t3_301mvg | t5_2to41 | 16 | Steven_Spoon: TIFU by not knowing i did fuck up
Well hello there reddit, i am a long time reader but never had anything good enough to tell you.
So my fuck up didn't happened today, like most, but i realized it today. Maybe that counts a bit....
Anyway a bit backstory, i moved to the lovely city Frankfurt last year to ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1427139476 | 1427219901 | t3_301ox5 | t5_2to41 | 548 | GuyWithSausageFinger: TIFU bu reading a TIFU while walking
First, let me say that this whole thing is not like me. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, but this whole thing has me acting differently.
The TIFU I put in the title was a lie. By reading a TIFU while walking, something great happened to me. However... | 17 | 32.235294 | |
1427139599 | 1427203051 | t3_301p74 | t5_2to41 | 2 | AljaniPrideMate: TIFU by Caring to much about my SO
TIFU so today, (actually about a month ago) I was seeing my SO, lets call her Alli. We were having a relationship for about a month and a half when on our third date, she asked me to Fire on Ice, our schools winter dance. Of course I said yes, now flash forward a week... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427140400 | 1427153936 | t3_301qyv | t5_2to41 | 12 | babydreamers: TIFU by going psychotic when my sister announced she was pregnant (x post from r/infertility).
Background: 9 years of infertility, several rounds of IVF, 1 child, etc. Went to dinner with the family for sisters birthday. As soon as we ordered, she handed me a card announcing she is pregnant. I have been t... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1427139954 | 1427145753 | t3_301pzl | t5_2to41 | 6 | creepkitten: TIFU by leaving the bathroom door open
I've had pink hair for the past three months and today I decided to do a touchup on the color. Everyone else I live with is gone to work for the day, so I figured I could just leave the door open and everything would be fine.
I get situated, start applying the pink t... | 3 | 2 | |
1427140508 | 1427143146 | t3_301r7b | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a considerate, thoughtful son (just slightly NSFW)
YodelingEinstein: > "Uh, son ... anything you need to tell me?"
"Mom watched porn on my phone!"
HolyFridge: Dad will get laid cos he thinks ur mom is horny
And you're cool
Win.win
| 3 | 3 | |
1427140190 | 1427189741 | t3_301qib | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an inexperienced student-teacher
Hi Reddit, it's me again. Launchpad McFly.
You might remember me from my previous 'TIFU' post - you know, the one where I farted on my manager's face? Or from other wonderful posts, such as me describing Jai Courtney as a potato headass (note: he is).
So wha... | 4 | 10 | |
1427140789 | 1427142676 | t3_301ru7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mister_throway: TIFU by playing the fool for my first love.
I apologise in advance for any errors I make, this is my first time posting on reddit. So I'm 15 and last year (when I was 14) I met this girl, let's call her Jenny. She was my dream girl, funny,beautiful and caring and I was surprised she even spoke to me let... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427141926 | 1427166801 | t3_301ukl | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to "I Knew You Were Trouble" for 12 hours straight.
I like to listen to music loudly while playing strategy or tycoon games (other games have dialogue to listen to). It helps me get into "the zone" and I end up playing whatever it is very efficiently. In my basement, I have a pretty powerfu... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1427142951 | 1427143231 | t3_301wx6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | YoungGreedy: TIFU by Calling the State Police About Manufacturing Bongs
I was trying to call a company in india and they had a bunch of numbers listed. I called one of the numbers and a lady responded. I said, "hello, we've been boucing emails back and forth lately can you make bongs ...".
Lady: "This is the "xxx" st... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427143135 | 1427145750 | t3_301xda | t5_2to41 | 10 | luxchroma: TIFU by calling my friend out during a drinking game
So this happened over the summer: We were playing the drinking game Kings and we put a bit of a twist on it. Instead of the "Kings cup" rule where you pour some of your drink into a cup, we have the person who flipped it make a rule that lasts the entire g... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427115904 | 1427150632 | t3_300a70 | t5_2to41 | 6 | notebuff: TIFU by forgetting I planned to walk to class with the cute girl in my dorm
Was getting ready to go to my 9am just now. The dorm I live in is on the first floor and is the first room when you enter from the outside. The window is right next to the entrance.
I use e-cigarettes to help control my IBS. I woke ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427143656 | 1427146085 | t3_301ynp | t5_2to41 | 10 | oopsikilledyourbaby: TIFU by accidentally writing the N word on a test.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen to me, but to a friend without reddit who has completely consented to being on here.
Alright so the other day in school we had a science test. No big deal, it was pretty easy, I basically forgot about it. But it's not... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427146593 | 1427157673 | t3_3025t3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a cat pounce on a sleeping pigeon.
As you have already figured out from the title,i saw a cat slowly stalking a sleeping pigeon 3 feets away from it.At that time,all that was going through my mind was to remove my phone and record it.In a blink of an eye the cat pounce on it,and the pigeon le... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1427147661 | 1427235654 | t3_3028c1 | t5_2to41 | 173 | Lmitation: TIFU by trying to be playful with a new friend
Happened in HS; so there's this girl I started talking to more as friends, and I've always been pretty reserved, so today I thought I'd try to be funny. She always wears this funny monkey hat in school so I thought I'd take it off and wear it as a joke, so durin... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1427147990 | 1427149461 | t3_302933 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Throwa9999: TIFU by making a Joke
This is only on a throwaway because i know people who read this sort of shit.
There's this couple on facebook, lets call them Spenser (17) and Jenny (13), and they break up constantly. Like, in the last three weeks they've broken up like 9 times, but will be posting 'OMG BAE' in the n... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427148515 | 1427154708 | t3_302ab7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Yudivitch: TIFU by being 17
This is currently happening, every agonizing second of this weekend.
Im a 17 year old male, living with my parents. I graduated highschool early, while i was still in highschool i was team captain of the swim team. Had plenty of friends. Ever since i graduated i have been attending a local ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427149959 | 1427155702 | t3_3029mq | t5_2to41 | 5 | krul_thewarrior_king: Lesson learned
Heathen15: You do kinda seem to have a history of being a dick seeing as your named for one
krul_thewarrior_king: Seriously... It's a movie reference.
Heathen15: And that was a joke since i got the reference. Id rather be named for a dick than that fugly dog
krul_thewarrior_king: O... | 5 | 1 | |
1427131186 | 1427151219 | t3_30154c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sebedee: TIFU By my dad getting a wardrobe stuck on the stairs.
We were clearing out my sisters old bedroom and he decided that the wardrobe would be able to make it down the stairs well [a picture speaks a thousand words.](http://imgur.com/x98eDNd)
AlRider: that's one sticky situation
Sebedee: Yeah the corner on the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427149412 | 1427203643 | t3_302cbp | t5_2to41 | 25 | 6010_new_aquarius: TIFU by using my toddler's medicine dispenser as an artificial insemination device
My wife and I are trying to get her pregnant with our second child; our daughter is about two years old. Between hectic work schedules (wife is a medical resident and has long / odd hours at the moment), it can be tou... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1427152505 | 1427213876 | t3_302j34 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jgator: TIFU by missing the brake and hitting the accelerator instead
So, today I had a doctor's appointment. As I was pulling into a parking space, I floored the accelerator instead of the brake and ran into a wall. Fortunately I was not hurt, although the car definately was. So, you know, just a typical monday.
copcl... | 3 | 2 | |
1427153790 | 1427182809 | t3_302lx2 | t5_2to41 | 430 | iawwunot: TIFU by complimenting a girl
met a cute girl today, wanted to say "nice tats (tatoos)" all it came out was "nice tits"......
Irish_Potato_Lover: I hope you weren't lying!
Dudley317: Lying? On the Internet? *Pffft* please
is_this_name_avail: Bonjour.
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1427153391 | 1427155359 | t3_302l0x | t5_2to41 | 4 | HAPPINESSISHERE: TIFU by throwing an eraser at my math teacher
Just to give some information I am 17 male in high school. I go to a private school which means I have very long days. Sometimes I go a little nuts in class and do things without really thinking about it. So I'm in Advance Functions sitting down learning so... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427153260 | 1427218966 | t3_302kqt | t5_2to41 | 64 | funny-username: Tifu by thinking I had a runny nose.
This happened this morning when I was in the shower. I blew a snot rocket out of each nostril like normal, but the left one still felt plugged. So I blew it again and the snot started flowing out, and kept flowing. I couldn't get it to clear. So I'm blowing and blo... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1427154208 | 1427167162 | t3_302mtr | t5_2to41 | 4 | anthonyde726: TIFU by not checking my notebook before I handed it to the teacher
This in fact did not happen today, but it happend last Friday.
Before we go into this story, I'll give a little background, me and my friend always mess around with each other by being immature, like all 8th graders do.
So anyways, let's... | 4 | 1 | |
1427148399 | 1427157003 | t3_302a0w | t5_2to41 | 11 | deafestbeats: TIFU by having amazing confidence in the worst move ever.
So This happened Saturday. My friend and I are at the local Renaissance Fair, and we're pooped, it's a hot day here in Florida and we're leaving. As we're leaving, there's a girl at the exit who's in period dress and saying bye to everyone, and whe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427154043 | 1427156953 | t3_302mhg | t5_2to41 | 27 | OneplusRob: TIFU by trying to be a help a cop
Sorry about the title. "trying to help a cop"
This FU actually happened 8 years ago, I was 8 at the time.
Here it is
One day after school I went over to a friends house, Eric, to play some video games, and soccer. When we were outside playing soccer, we heard a police sire... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1427154680 | 1427234497 | t3_302ntj | t5_2to41 | 7 | nsuite: TIFU by not paying attention when I went to the gym.
Of coarse this didn't happen today. If it did, I wouldn't be talking about it. It happened a few years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. So, I'm 6'4", 185. Not very muscular, not to thin. Just an average swimmer build male. I'm a few months into st... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427155724 | 1427156670 | t3_302q3c | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to hug my crush.
My crush and I have been friends for awhile now and I have began sorta hinting at wanting to be more. My guy friends have been telling me of their relationship stories and how after they got a hug in it was all set, so naturally I put into my head that I need to hug her if I w... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1427156257 | 1427194830 | t3_302r85 | t5_2to41 | 2,103 | Anglophile1976: TIFU by my girlfriend turning up and talking with my wife. It's happening now.
So I've been separated for a year from my wife after she cheated on me. It really screwed me up and I made some pretty bad decisions. The last 6 months I've been dating an amazing girl, lovely and pretty - everything that I e... | 11 | 191.181818 | |
1427156100 | 1427158680 | t3_302qwc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by googling the name of a character that kept ganking me.
All I'm doing is just trying to level up my human paladin in World of Warcraft when this asshat lvl 100 just swoops down and kills me and my sister. He doesn't leave for three hours. So I log off finally after dying about ten or fifteen times and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427156546 | 1427157767 | t3_302rth | t5_2to41 | 2 | riftshioku: TIFU by going to a fast food restaurant
This happened a few days ago, but I haven't had time to post it.
I went over to my friends house for the time, and was just hanging out with him and one other friend. The friend who lived in the house was kind of rich, the house being 2 stories plus basement with a se... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427157574 | 1427159941 | t3_302twc | t5_2to41 | 4 | WienerCircle: TIFU by killing my cousin's cat
It was actually yesterday, but I went over to my cousin's house who recently had heart surgery to cheer him up. He's relatively young, but has a congenital defect of his aortic valve.
I go visit him to cheer him up, since he's pretty limited regarding his level of physical... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427159044 | 1427159422 | t3_302wwu | t5_2to41 | 4 | BlueCast: TIFU by leaving my planner at my lunch table while I went to buy lunch
Yeah... It was a casual day. Just walking with some buds of mine down the lane of lunch tables, ready to get me some sweet pizza but there was danger at the table. A couple of my friends thought it was funny to rip my planner that I wrote ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1427156481 | 1427187333 | t3_302ros | t5_2to41 | 10 | wemmert2: TIFU by trying to be a "green" parent.
We use cloth diapers at our house because they are very cheap to use and are very good for the environment.
Anyways, my daughter had a particularly nasty poop and my hilljack engineered toilet sprayer just wasn't going to get it off the diaper. So, I did the sensible t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427160402 | 1427160990 | t3_302zsf | t5_2to41 | 2 | waywardjoanofarc: TIFU by being blunt with a small town cop
TIFU So today I was rushing home from the store as I have a yeast infection and just wanted to get home with the medicine to take care of it. As I'm rushing home I pass a cop in my hometown of about 2000 people, which is in the county where my father is an off... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427158216 | 1427214673 | t3_302v6j | t5_2to41 | 9 | nlt129: [TIFU] By forgetting about a big paper
I managed to totally blow off a paper I'd had for about a month. I had no idea that the paper was due today because my teacher never gave us a hard deadline and is always super relaxed (huge mistake on my part). After I'd been in my house for about 20 minutes and I'm sitti... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1427160071 | 1427179445 | t3_302z3n | t5_2to41 | 6 | GGEZS: TIFU By not being man enough.
So like a lot of other TIFU's this originates from something that didn't happen today. A few years ago I liked this girl like a lot. To the point where sometimes I still have dreams about it. That's probably weird but w/e. Anyway I never asked this girl out because I'm a pussy. Now ... | 3 | 2 | |
1427160817 | 1427162183 | t3_3030n8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | KA_SharpShot: Tifu by eating a shit ton of food then shitting myself at school. VIEWER DISCRATION IS ADVISED YOU MAY VOMIT NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY LOL EW
Airsoftdummy: Nobody knows its you? But You left the day before early for being not well, and you Showed them the bush that it occurred in, when no one else knew about... | 13 | 0.923077 | |
1427161400 | 1427229784 | t3_3031v6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | BJDiehl: TIFU by leaving my lights on
This FU happened over the weekend, but I didn't get a chance to post this until tonight.
So I'm a 18 year old male with a 19 year old girlfriend. I'm a high school senior and she's a college freshman which means this year has definitely been the toughest out of our 3 year relation... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1427158675 | 1427207231 | t3_302w5t | t5_2to41 | 489 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting free drinks on my birthday
First, some context. Saturday was my birthday, and it's when the fuckup happened. I was leaving work around 9pm (my boss let me leave one hour earlier since it was my birthday) and decided to stop by a cafe on my way home since I was friends with the owner (let's ... | 9 | 54.333333 | |
1427161242 | 1427714073 | t3_3031jg | t5_2to41 | 5 | boopbopfloopflop: TIFU by saying a guy was cute
EDIT: (Update) So, I didn't fuck up! It was a bit awkward at first, but turns out he'd like to get to know me better. Thanks everyone for the words of encouragement!
So, Reddit, this is why I don't romance.
Last week, I was talking about random stuff in class with my f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427162594 | 1427167753 | t3_3034a1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | jakethegrub: TIFU by driving too fast in a roundabout
So today my mom asked me to go grab some milk. I drove over to the grocery store and grabbed two glass bottles of it and went on my merry way. Now, there are probably 7 or 8 roundabouts in between my house and the grocery store. Being the genius I am, I decided to ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427163572 | 1427234492 | t3_30365x | t5_2to41 | 40 | dy17: TIFU By prank texting a friend who did not have my number
So my friends are all in a club together at our uni, and they convinced me to join with them this year. There were a few people I didn't know too well, but after a few socials I began to fit right in.
One night, I was with two of my long-time friend... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1427159937 | 1427175316 | t3_302yui | t5_2to41 | 23 | IAmTinyTim: TIFU by not jumping out of a plane.
I wanted to try something different for a change so I thought skydiving, I'm bland and I'm not afraid to admit that on the internet. I payed for a first timers class where me and like 12 other 30 somethings and nobodies who fucked up at life were at. I dragged two of my c... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1427165076 | 1427219674 | t3_30396z | t5_2to41 | 30 | MayanGods: TIFU By Offering My Girlfriend a Gift
Hey, I'm a 13 years old kid who is in high-school right now (No-Joke :D) And yeah so I was with my girlfriend and I was right out of science class And we just had sex éducation, You know that class Where they give You condomn And such (Don't think that was the gift) but ... | 5 | 6 | |
1427161573 | 1427177301 | t3_303286 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Shnitzelocity: TIFU by swearing in front of my girlfriend's parents
Some background before I explain my fuck up. I am a very jealous person, and my girlfriend is a very flirty person. There are snapchats here and there of her with other guys. They do tick me off sometimes. I have also been battling some internal family... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427164338 | 1427257054 | t3_3037p9 | t5_2to41 | 92 | hurtcity: TIFU by doing a slip n slide down one of the deepest metro escalators in the US
This happened about 3 months ago, while I was hammered with some good ole chaps.
We were on the way back from the bars, when I decided to hop on the slidey middle part of the escalator for a quick ride down. Before I realized it,... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1427164833 | 1427215913 | t3_3038p7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | dumbass200975: TIFU by Speaking Korean
Firstly, the main fuck up happened in the fall, but I am just facing the consequences now. Secondly, English is not my first language. I moved to 'Murica when I was 5 though, so feel free to mock me for using bad grammar or whatever.
Anyways, so I was born in South Korea. My litt... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1427160394 | 1427204182 | t3_302zrq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to kill a spider using unconventional means
So, this actually happened yesterday although it links back to a video I watched a couple months ago. So, in the video, this guy tries to kill a spider by opening a YouTube video that shows an infinite loop of colors and rainbows and stuff while the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427166149 | 1427174689 | t3_303b7d | t5_2to41 | 3 | uzbndc: TIFU by being facetious.
My brother had his friends over. I made a comment about one of them being an idiot. Which i ended by saying, "I was just joshing." Josh is the name of their friend who had recently and unexpectedly passed.
HerrKapKap: Ever get that feeling where you want to stop speaking but just make ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427166249 | 1427216811 | t3_303beh | t5_2to41 | 8 | When_Pigs_Fly_High: TIFU by tasting my motorcycle's fluids.
Received recommendations to post this story here. Enjoy.
I park my 07 V-Strom in my apartment complex’s communal garage. Two weeks ago I started to wake it from its winter slumber and noticed a liquid dripping down my fork, brakes, and front tire. Imgur and ... | 4 | 2 | |
1427164542 | 1427178959 | t3_30384a | t5_2to41 | 6 | je_suis_un_bateau: TIFU by not reading my Dr's instructions to get prior auth before buying my prescription I just paid $100 for.
If I had got prior authorization, the insurance company would've paid for it due to new regulations as of two weeks ago.
Booger27: Insurance Broker here... Get the Prior Authorization proces... | 6 | 1 | |
1427168060 | 1427174298 | t3_303esr | t5_2to41 | 7 | DirtyHarry69xxx: TIFU with a group project
So I'm doing an Interpersonal skills class for my program at school, one of are projects is to teach a chapter as a group. So like any group project their is always the one guy who does nothing. Well 3 weeks go by and I've made two attempts to get him involved and he's not doi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427170755 | 1427191360 | t3_303ji2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | implicationsimplied: TIFU and now I'm high
I watched the entire first season of this new show called "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Did this all day instead of studying for an important exam I have tomorrow... Now I'm high, eating carls jr and loathing in my self-pity.
TheHeadShotGamer: Ayyy aye ayyye! Punny joke huh?
Tir... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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