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1427170992 | 1427172348 | t3_303jwd | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting 'Submit'
This just happened.
For my psych class, we had 4 online quizzes due tonight at midnight, which we had two attempts each at.
I finished my first attempts, and lost 50 out of 470 overall. Not bad, but if I got 460/470, my grade gets pulled up to an A.
So I run, grab food, then notic... | 3 | 7 | |
1427171911 | 1427320824 | t3_303lem | t5_2to41 | 1,204 | i_machine_things: TIFU by making a Facebook account for my dog
My roommate and I added as many people as possible. A girl tried to sext... My dog... It got weird.... Now my wife is mad. Tonight the dog and I are sharing a room.
Edit: let's clear things up. My roommate is not my wife, he is a friend who was down on his... | 12 | 100.333333 | |
1427173701 | 1427174049 | t3_303o4h | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu by asking my crushs' roommate for her number
(context) Two weeks ago I asked my long time crush for her number. We have been working together for a long time, but when she started working at Wal-Mart I had just broken up with my girlfriend at the time so I wasn't seeking a relationship. I get mixed sign... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427173429 | 1427175954 | t3_303np4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | eh_might_as_well: TIFU by trying to stay hydrated.
This just happened, so obviously I've decided to post it before changing into dry pants.
Hokay... So I was felt like rock climbing this evening, you know, to start the week with some exercise, and headed to the gym I usually go to. I live in the Bay Area, and there are... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427174897 | 1427290468 | t3_303psi | t5_2to41 | 40 | Tuoka: TIFU by trying to take a selfie with Aubrey Plaza's underwear.
I work at a Macy's warehouse. Normally I'm not a packer but it was a busy day for outbound so I was sent to the packing department. I was bored and started looking at the invoices seeing how much items costed, where people were buying stuff from, and... | 12 | 3.333333 | |
1427153609 | 1427303662 | t3_302ljt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost copying a TIFU, slightly modified in the actual FU
So i was reading a TIFU where this guy accidentally sends an erotic story to all his teachers, and someone posted in the comments a link to another one of these erotica generating websites. I decided to try it out, and this was fuckin legit. T... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1427175939 | 1427208958 | t3_303r8g | t5_2to41 | 5 | falsebuild: TIFU by forgetting to replace the cap after putting oil in my car.
Well, technically, yesterday I fucked up. Today I realised my fuckup.
Yesterday, I put oil in my car and drove to the boyfriend's house. He was like, "You know your car is smoking right?" and I replied, "yeah, it's fine, I probably just sp... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427159034 | 1427208147 | t3_302ww6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | WhyoWhyNow: TIFU by flipping off my neighbor...
This happened an hour ago and I need a place to vent, to get it out of my system before I go crazy. I'm not sure how to write this, so I'll just tell you the story.
I just got home from a long day at work (10 hrs) and walked inside to great my wife before she headed out... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427177447 | 1427254668 | t3_303t5l | t5_2to41 | 2 | throw_away_sadgasm: TIFU by watching an adult internet video.
JaysRooted: You need help coping with the fact that your ex is in a porn? Seriously? Get the fuck over it. She's your ex, why does it matter?
throw_away_sadgasm: I,think,it,matters,because,i,feel,responsible,for,the,outcome.,we,had,a,terrible,breakup,and... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1427174650 | 1427220859 | t3_303pi8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly sending a list of guys I've pursued to a groupchat with ~50 people.
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Pickadillysasquatch: What a cliff hanger. Pretty curious to know what was in the inbox.
perflipiskop: Oh, just a lot of "What did you just send to the group me?!?" and "wtf dude" and "Holy shit how fucking drunk were you"... | 3 | 2 | |
1427179077 | 1427311931 | t3_303v1m | t5_2to41 | 951 | Varhnic: TIFU by Awkwardly yelling "I like your face" to a girl in a Drive Thru.
Well to start off this happened like two months ago, but most of the stories on here didn't happen on the day they were posted, and don't know if this counts, but a friend told me about this subreddit and to post it, so I went for it.
T... | 10 | 95.1 | |
1427179852 | 1427180740 | t3_303vwu | t5_2to41 | 7 | Zotnik: TIFU by trying to open what should have been a locked public bathroom door
My friend and I just arrived to an Atlanta motel to stay the night as my friend's brother caught a flight to Paris. While at check-in, I had to visit the Oval Office which was conveniently located in the motel lobby. By the way, do not E... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427180804 | 1427210526 | t3_303wzs | t5_2to41 | 23 | Cockrum: TIFU by calling my ex girlfriend
TL:DR Called ex, got emotionally bitch slapped and fractured my hand.
This mistake happened three days ago. So I had recently broken up with my first serious girlfriend about one month ago. We were in a long distance relationship and it was obvious that the distance was not go... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1427181386 | 1427185586 | t3_303xkw | t5_2to41 | 18 | Hastilygrim: TIFU By falling in love with a girl.
This fuck up begins earlier this week. I downloaded chat for omegle and while skipping the guys who were only interested in women, I came across a girl that actually wanted to talk to me. We got on great, so we moved onto kik just so we could see each other's faces. We ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1427174859 | 1427202711 | t3_303pr2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Vlascor: TIFU by telling a close friend that his girlfriend would cheat on him and she did...
This isn't so much as a TIFU. It happened a few years ago but I read something on here that made me think of it and I felt the urge to share it as a cautionary-tale to everyone out there.
So a bit of context; I had a best fri... | 5 | 1 | |
1427182290 | 1427239706 | t3_303yje | t5_2to41 | 32 | hellishcookie: TIFU by knocking the entire contents of my water bottle inside my desktop I built
I had just filled up my water and sat down at my desk without closing it. Usually I am timid about keeping liquid on the side of the desk where the desktop is. As my room mate called to me to play smash bros 64 I sprung fro... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1427181682 | 1427184063 | t3_303xvx | t5_2to41 | 29 | kornerguy: TIFU by going home for a quick break
So I work in this hospital as an intern and the rules regarding our posts are strict. We are not allowed to leave the premises of the hospital, apply for leave even if you're sick, report every morning 6 days a week at 7am working 12-14 hour shifts, and etc... you get the... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1427183133 | 1427185623 | t3_303zf5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ULTIM4: TIFU by Being a Whiney Little Bitch
Hello Reddit, today I fucked up, by being a whiney little bitch.
My very first season playing hockey ended last week, we won the league in a thrilling last game win against one of the other teams joint with us in a winner takes all match.
Our awards night dinner was this ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1427182886 | 1427184871 | t3_303z54 | t5_2to41 | 11 | lamwingka256: TIFU by "strangle" a girl I don't know.
spekk_: Atleast she didn't pass out..
lukec12321: Didn't she?
spekk_: People usually don't turn around when unconscious.
lukec12321: What if she turned around with the last of her strength, THEN fell unconscious?
spekk_: It is possible! I guess only OP knows the an... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1427180303 | 1427195408 | t3_303wf9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Traord: TIFU by playing Cops and Robbers
I must apologize this did not happen today, it happened when I was 10 and at that time I had no clue what reddit was. Also, this is my first long reddit post, so bear with me here.
So to kick things off, at the time I lived in Burkina Faso, a small country in West Africa. I was... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427186693 | 1427232946 | t3_3042ud | t5_2to41 | 197 | BenM26: TIFU by borrowing a friends earphones
So yeah this literally happened two minutes ago and I'm still sat next to said friend.
As I write this, I'm on the bus on the way to college, and I've been earphone-less for a week so I've been missing my daily fix of those 'kick-start your day' style songs. I'm sure yo... | 6 | 32.833333 | |
1427188082 | 1427246907 | t3_30446y | t5_2to41 | 88 | WhatWouldOJDo: TIFU by popping a mystery pill.
Tonight I fucked up. I've been sick the past 2 days. Sore throat. Swollen lymph nodes. At 11 o'clock I stumbled upon a round white pill in the couch. It's not unusual to find a stray pill every now and then in my house, where drugs are a daily routine. The engraving was pr... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1427188719 | 1427239129 | t3_3044v9 | t5_2to41 | 85 | FezzesAreCool123: TIFU by not locking the door at work
TIFU by not locking the door to the bathroom at work.
Ok so for once this actually happened today. Five minutes ago to be exact. So I'm an apprentice science-technician at a secondary school in England and everyday at around 9-10 o'clock I have to take what is pr... | 8 | 10.625 | |
1427187729 | 1427240499 | t3_3043tx | t5_2to41 | 28 | DoobieDoos1432: TIFU by causing a three car collision
Actually this happened last winter, but I'm new to posting on here and just became brave enough to admit to my fuck up.
My sister and I go to the same Uni and were carpooling back home home for the weekend, she was driving. I was le passenger in the front. The int... | 4 | 7 | |
1427190183 | 1427190934 | t3_3046al | t5_2to41 | 23 | lostintime2004: TIFU by dancing to the song Happy.
So this just happened. I just got out of the shower and got underwear on.
So I have a bluetooth headset, and I need to pee. As I am walking to the bathroom Happy by Pharell Williams came on. Well I really had to pee, but I can't help but dance when I hear that song. ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1427190889 | 1427196747 | t3_3046zm | t5_2to41 | 6 | Adlof: TIFU by walking through a park
idamnedit: So you were strolling through the park one day... too bad it wasnt the merry merry month of may. Though you were taken by surprise.... also that grandma is a notorious rabble rouser. Before you got there she had called those kids a bunch of ne'er do wells and had her vi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427191641 | 1427200396 | t3_3047rg | t5_2to41 | -1 | CNCRick56: TIFU by pushing an issue too far.
Tonight I was talking with a friend while she was at work. Earlier she had mentioned that she wanted to tell me about what happened, but it would have to be for later. I figured she just didn't have the time then.
Jump back to tonight, I ask her about it and she says she c... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1427193971 | 1427194462 | t3_304aao | t5_2to41 | 4 | purplegumboots: TIFU by seeing my son flip the bird at his sister.
This happened not 30 minutes ago. Just to clarify, I'm the mother (not that it makes much difference in this FU, but most people assume I'm male)
To set the scene I have a 13 year old daughter, she's into makeup and nails and has been ordering various ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427193632 | 1427241824 | t3_3049xf | t5_2to41 | 4,249 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting hit on by a police officer
This happened about 4 days ago around 8:30 pm ish.
I'm speeding on my way to pick up my gf after her shift ends at the bakery she works at. (I'm 20something male btw) Don't hate, I was going maybe 70 in 40 zone. This is a 4 lane highway, how the hell can any highw... | 22 | 193.136364 | |
1427181122 | 1427214261 | t3_303xc2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | E_T_B: TIFU by marketing my business.
Obligatory "this happened about a week ago..."
So I am currently in university and running a painting franchise. The way we get most of our business through door to door marketing which as frustrating as it is, is quite necessary. So anyways there I am going door to door. I knock ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427197461 | 1427230433 | t3_304eeh | t5_2to41 | 63 | HolaMyNameIs: TIFU by getting drunk, and get touchy with a married woman in front of her husband.
TWIST: I'm actually a girl too...
This has actually been going on a while, i've kinda had this weird thing going on with her for a while, lets call her Jane. So Jane and I have had this weird thing going on for a year, cu... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1427197375 | 1427227117 | t3_304eag | t5_2to41 | 2,005 | alepocalypse: TIFU by safewording during a physical [NSFW]
I went into my doctors office to get my physical and have an STD panel done. As a male, they stick a Q-tip up a very narrow corridor.
The q-tip goes in and I say, immediately, **'Red!'**
lacosal: Why is the hospital still using the Q-tip method?
alepocalypse... | 17 | 117.941176 | |
1427199743 | 1427339470 | t3_304hhu | t5_2to41 | 479 | LifeTailor: TIFU by wanking in the shower
downvotemeufags: It's a shame you wrote up this whole story just to get slapped down by rule 3.
LifeTailor: Woops. That was sad. I swear ive seen previous posts like this.
Is it no possibility to change a few words in the text to have it accepted?
AtomicDan: Just repost it at... | 11 | 43.545455 | |
1427197277 | 1427208950 | t3_304e6m | t5_2to41 | 36 | CobainVideos: TIFU by throwing a brick hard bread at a girl in class..
(High school)
So it all started with me and my friends. We had a task which was to make a good piece of bread. We baked it, it was perect. There was only one problem with that bread, it was brick hard. We forgot the bread in class and all decide to... | 4 | 9 | |
1427200143 | 1427204193 | t3_304i38 | t5_2to41 | 11 | fuckedupbigtime228: TIFU by dating a evil princess
Throwaway
TIFU by dating a girl i thought was so sweet and innocent and caring but her true colors came to shine after a couple of months now i'm stuck
Little back story were both 18 but we met when we were 15 and have been inlove ever since , the first 6 months of the... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1427198626 | 1427204847 | t3_304fxf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by needing go to the washroom
So, this f up happened a couple of months ago. To begin with, this all happened at work. I’m a teacher and I work abroad. I absolutely love teaching here, as the students are so great. At the same time, living here has been an adjustment.
One adjustment is remembering tha... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427204105 | 1427239083 | t3_304ok0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by comparing a girl with a hooker
This happend yesterday at 5AM, and i was really tired.
I'm currently talking to a sweet girl, or at least i was with whom i had a lot of meaningful and long conversations about life and ect.
Well yesterday she told me she was exhausted and needed to sleep and i had like... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427204646 | 1427205002 | t3_304pjl | t5_2to41 | 8 | AmalRafeeq: TIFU by saving a Chick and missing a Chance
This is a Fucked Up + Good Karma situation at the same time. But the fuck up really made me sad and yell at myself. So yeah, it's pretty fucked up!
It was last week when I got an entry for the University Photography competition. The prize money isn't so big. It's... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427203784 | 1427262272 | t3_304o03 | t5_2to41 | 483 | TeamLouie: TIFU by taking a girl I like to the arcade
This was a couple of years ago. I worked with this girl I really liked. She was cute, funny, and a nerd. After a few months, I mustered up the courage to ask her out. The first date was going well, but we had to have it on a Sunday because it was a day we were both ... | 8 | 60.375 | |
1427204830 | 1427395964 | t3_304pva | t5_2to41 | 714 | srkambbs1: TIFU by assaulting a lady on the bus
So this happened half an hour ago while I was getting to work on the bus. My stop approached I raised my finger to press the stop button. There was no sound/automated lady voice saying "stop requested" alerting the driver. Thinking it was broken or I didn't press the butt... | 6 | 119 | |
1427203970 | 1427207992 | t3_304obd | t5_2to41 | 7 | onwisconsn: TIFU by Eating Homemade Tuna Salad
Same 'ol, same ol', not today, blah, blah, blah. So last week, I made some tuna salad at work. Nothing fancy, just a little Ranch dressing powder, mayo, and canned tuna. It was delicious. As I was getting near the bottom of the bowl, I noticed a dark brown mouse shit in... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427204076 | 1427235023 | t3_304ohr | t5_2to41 | 285 | Diabetication: TIFU by confirming where I went to high school to a still angry mom
So this story is really split in to two parts but let me give you a little background. I am currently 26 and managing the front office at a hotel. The first part of the story occurred when I was 17 and a junior in high school.
Part 1: Me... | 5 | 57 | |
1427206452 | 1427253348 | t3_304su2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hot tubbing with some friends.
So this happened a few days ago. So I live in the mountains where the weather is known for being very uncooperative, either raining or snowing, but every now and again it is beautiful. So Saturday it's 64 degrees and beautiful, my friends and I decide to go hang out and... | 4 | 1 | |
1427207619 | 1427243269 | t3_304v38 | t5_2to41 | 171 | Belushimcc: TIFU And I Guess I'm Still Getting Divorced
So I’m going through a divorce, and after 10 years together, have decided that it’s time to call it quits. I have been living in the house alone for 3 months and she has her own apartment now. We still care about each other but the last year has been a hard one a... | 5 | 34.2 | |
1427208659 | 1427213416 | t3_304x61 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a leash on my puppy.
I wanted to take my puppy for a walk, so when I put the leash on him, he got excited and peed on my leg.
TL;DR: Puppy peed got excited and peed on my leg.
downvotemeufags: The TL:DR was really necessary here.
Im_like_a_rock: I would agree, I used it.
downvotemeufags... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427209996 | 1427216175 | t3_304zz3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | AddNomAndHim: TIFU by confirming a girls contact info
So, this happened yesterday, long day, couldn't post, still cringing.
Last year, I worked in retail with this girl. She's cute. Anyways, as coworkers do, we had exchanged phone numbers to cover shifts and shit. In my infinite wisdom, I sourced a bikini pic as her ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1427208397 | 1427217500 | t3_304wn1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Chardist3ry: TIFU by Hedge Jumping
This wasn’t today but I had to share. I will try keep it short a possible. About 2 years ago in a pub with 3 of my mates on a Saturday night. 3-4 pints down we decided to head into town. As were walking into town we are reminiscing about the good old days when we were around 14 years ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1427210409 | 1427222943 | t3_3050ws | t5_2to41 | 107 | roxpak12: TIFU By My Girlfriend
Yesterday I was Very Happy Because yesterday I won Prize Bond in Pakistan .Worth Almost (12000 $) I was very happy so i call my g.frnd to come to my place for a night so we will celebrate together And have some fun >>>>> .
Yes We enjoyed a lot yesterday night ... But whe... | 8 | 13.375 | |
1427211221 | 1427220227 | t3_3052p5 | t5_2to41 | 344 | modestyro: TIFU by being overly British
TIFU and ruined the Queen's jubilee. I'll start with a bit of context - the year is 2012 and it is the weekend of the Queen's jubilee. The road that my family lives on like to have a yearly street party on the green. This year the 'street party committee' (yes that exists) though... | 6 | 57.333333 | |
1427211415 | 1427328497 | t3_30533i | t5_2to41 | 81 | Synkroniser: TIFU by Receiving a Compliment from a Cute Girl
Unlike most posts on here this happened today. So there I was sitting in my 11:00am psychology class dressed to the max (this is relevant later) just chilling out listening to the lecture. A little background about my professor: he's a retired marine who serv... | 9 | 9 | |
1427212917 | 1427213519 | t3_3056kx | t5_2to41 | 1 | sexyfor_life: TIFU BY INSTALLING WHATSAPP WITHOUT FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS
This happened a few years ago right around the time whatsapp was on the rise.I was on a trip with all my school friends for a full week, chatting by whatsapp was a lot cheaper then by messages.there was a girl in my class (there's always a gi... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1427212451 | 1427214735 | t3_3055gl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by pushing away my best friend when I needed her the most.
As with so many others, this didn't happen today, more like a year and a half ago. However, to set it up, we need to go back about six or seven years. I was the forever alone guy, started messaging random people (men and women) to find some ne... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427208730 | 1427229013 | t3_304xb4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | sujini2: TIFU by running my car over my brand new grill
This actually happened yesterday, but here goes:
For the past year my boyfriend and I have been grilling on a small, used charcoal propane grill that was gifted to us by his grandmother. We (actually I) grill a lot, even in the dead of winter, and so my boyfriend... | 3 | 4 | |
1427211223 | 1427219171 | t3_3052p8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | brussel_sprout_s: TIFU by not following dating conventions in a new country
So this happened today at precisely 4:30 am, so this is an early morning FU: TEMIFU(Today,early morning I FU).
To give a brief background, I'm a non-American working in the United States for the past 1 year. and I'm a 28 y/o female(to provide ... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1427144078 | 1427225360 | t3_301znh | t5_2to41 | 7 | aragingewok: TIFU by Forgetting my Wallet
As with most of the posts I see here this did not happen today. It was actually Saturday 3/21.
The back story: I have a very expensive hobby that normally only occurs on weekends and it is called Paintball. Yes, I pay money to shoot people with round balls filled with paint w... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427213756 | 1427222550 | t3_3058fl | t5_2to41 | 129 | MadeThisJustForTIFU: TIFU by telling my boyfriend too much about my life. Happy Birthday Mom..
I've been dating this guy for about 2 years now, he is a very nice fellow and has always been there for me. My mother, however, never really approved of him, which is normal for a single mom with her last child finally findin... | 10 | 12.9 | |
1427214940 | 1427229305 | t3_305b5z | t5_2to41 | 16 | _Throwaway_Pee_: TIFU by trying to not disturb a guest
I'm a college student, and I had an essay deadline this morning. Naturally I was leaving it until the last minute as any good student should, so I pulled an all-nighter - and of course that involves taking on lots of energy drinks. Soon I reached the point where I ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427216136 | 1427216745 | t3_305dwg | t5_2to41 | 2 | JJWattGotSnubbed: TIFU by lying to someone who was trying to be friendly to me
A classmate just kinda like randomly asked me for a beer after class since it came up that I was 21. I live alone, and a lot of people my age think its really weird, so I just kinda started lying about it here and there. It felt rude to turn... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427215795 | 1427228651 | t3_305d20 | t5_2to41 | 14 | BillCosbylikespuddin: TIFU by making a customer think I was gay (slightly NSFW)
So like most TIFU's this did not happen today.
It was last year, a little bit of information before we get into the story, me and my buddy, have a game we like to play once and a while. Early morning before the other should be up, randoml... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1427216402 | 1427224568 | t3_305eiu | t5_2to41 | 12 | _theLittlePrince: TIFU: I may have indirectly ruined several lives.
I'm a long-time lurker, and this actually happened 5 years ago, when I was in high school.
I was hanging out with some friends before lacrosse practice. A guy 2 years younger than me was bored, so he and his friends decided to prank call people. The... | 4 | 3 | |
1427216504 | 1427221809 | t3_305esi | t5_2to41 | 19 | birddogguy: TIFU by leaving the dog door unlocked. Picture says it all...
http://imgur.com/bOnJWpT
Here is another picture after it's capture.
http://imgur.com/lfNqfud
3 babies and not a scratch on any of them. Wish I could could say the same for the furniture. The dogs did a serious number on the furniture while ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1427218333 | 1427848928 | t3_305j0b | t5_2to41 | 912 | birddogguy: TIFU by eating a dog...
Actually happened about 2 years ago, but a recent post about African bush meat reminded me of it...
I was living in a hotel while working in Nigeria (oil field stuff). You get pretty chummy with the staff when you see them day in and day out. The average Nigerians are wonderful pe... | 10 | 91.2 | |
1427218043 | 1427230691 | t3_305id7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU with my boyfriend in Best Buy
So my BF and I ran into Best Buy so I could use the bathroom, I went to a urinal to pee and he ended up right next to me. Now, because he thinks he's hilarious and no one else was in the bathroom, he peeked over the divider while I was peeing and smiled at me and we both gi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427219056 | 1427326283 | t3_305ko8 | t5_2to41 | 69 | apologeticPalpatine: TIFU by slapping my friend's behind and leaving my mark
I [M] was with a friend [F] at school. We have this joke where we put chalk on our hands and leave hand marks on each other's backs (and sometimes yell "The Hand of Saruman lolololol").
Today she tried to leave a mark on my thigh, but I turne... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1427218730 | 1427226083 | t3_305jx8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | oopsikilledyourbaby: TIFU by electrocuting myself with my phone. 3 times in a row.
So I'm sitting at my laptop happily scrolling through reddit and checking my phone/replying to a text occasionally. I finish replying to a friend and look up at the laptop, resting my chin on the top of my phone.
Well it turns out that i... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1427220182 | 1427240007 | t3_305nbb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by recording a video at 6
So when I was a kid my cousin got a slide phone and we wanted to recod something, anything so long story shot the video ended up being 3 kids peeing on my cousins cat while laughing histarically. Recently another family member broke his phone and he revived an old slide phone w... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427220336 | 1427283584 | t3_305nnl | t5_2to41 | 947 | 1329Prescott: TIFU by having my parents wifi network saved on my phone
Let me start by saying that my parents have this online content filter on their internet at home, that blocks "inappropriate" sites.
So, I stopped at my parents house this morning to drop off my kid before work like always. My mom and I were talkin... | 8 | 118.375 | |
1427220579 | 1427235746 | t3_305o7l | t5_2to41 | 7 | Leezardy: TIFU by going to the gym late
I normally have a morning routine where I end up going to the gym around the same time. Today I was taking care of other stuff and went later than usual. Not a big deal.
Wrong! After a good workout, I showered off the grossness, and went to sit in the sauna. All was good. I lai... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427220376 | 1427237019 | t3_305nr2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | CaptainCandid: TIFU by not taking care of a traffic ticket I got a year ago in a different state.
So this fuck up has been an ongoing one, but didn't come to my attention until today while I was at the Department of Motor Vehicles in California in an attempt to obtain a replacement driver's license. I had already waite... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427221546 | 1427226136 | t3_305qic | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kill4meeeeee: TIFU by procrastinating on an english paper
ok so we got this assignment back in january around the 13th.Its due tomorrow. The assignment details are as follows write a 5 page paper about your favorite album
30 note cards about the album
outline done the way the teacher wants it done
rough draft
final... | 4 | 1 | |
1427213426 | 1427227813 | t3_3057pv | t5_2to41 | 5 | ItsAllGoodHopefully: Tifu by making bacon
I am not the best of writers so my grammar may be off. The event that I am about to share started just a few minutes ago. Earlier today I was late to school and in need of a ride. So I texted my friend asking if I could get a ride with them. Us being close friends and all they ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427222994 | 1427295840 | t3_305tza | t5_2to41 | 10 | Anangrychip: TIFU By taking my German teachers giant pencil
This one is kinda mild but I hate awkward social situations and this one is definitely humiliating and embarrassing for myself.
So about 2 days ago I'm in my German 4 class. It was a normal day and everything had gone well. However I noticed a gigantic gag p... | 5 | 2 | |
1427223129 | 1427225897 | t3_305uat | t5_2to41 | 11 | justtotellyouso: TIFU by including expletive debugging messages in my first ever programming assignment.
So this happened last semester, but I just found out today while looking through old programming assignments. I apparently used the 'f' denominator for some problem that I finished but forgot to clean up after. Wh... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427224700 | 1427296468 | t3_305xva | t5_2to41 | 76 | Edaze: Tifu by calling walt Disney a Nazi at Disneyland
So we're at the Tower of Terror Disneyland and it's broken, so they say that they can give us a tour around. so we take the tour and during the tour there's a fine young lady who says that she doesn't really know that much about the history of the twilight zone, b... | 11 | 6.909091 | |
1427224530 | 1427230050 | t3_305xi4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | weedhippy: Tifu by leaving my son unsupervised
Today's fuck up happened 30 minutes ago, my 23 month old son managed to get my gf's glasses snapping one of the arms off...I was gone less than 2 minutes getting dinner out the fridge as I had wedged it in the bottom draw, it's still sitting on the side and my gf is cryin... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1427225118 | 1427251880 | t3_305yt5 | t5_2to41 | 371 | Zwhaler: TIFU by accidentally sending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to a client
This happened a few minutes ago... a client texted me asking to send a link to her video on Dropbox. So I go to the app, hit copy link and send her the text right away. Turns out I excited the app before it actually copied the link so seconds after she hit m... | 6 | 61.833333 | |
1427225787 | 1427227871 | t3_3060ds | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU - A religious debate caused a lifelong friend to not want to associate with me ever again, I'm heartbroken.
More like a last week I ***k'ed up....
I am heartbroken at the moment, last week my life long friend of 29 years discontinued our relationship because she cited religious differences and didn't w... | 3 | 6 | |
1427225804 | 1427240968 | t3_3060f9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | LordZikarno: TIFU by calling my gf a whore.
I was helping my girlfriend through Teamspeak and Teamviewer with a computer problem. But after some trial and error I couldn't find a solution.
So instead of thanking me for my service, she says, in a rather bitchy tone: "Well, you're no help at all.".
"What kind of reacti... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1427225883 | 1427229232 | t3_3060lh | t5_2to41 | 5 | raddpuppyguest: TIFU by inviting my wife to take a shower with me.
My wife and I had a wonderful shower together. It was disappointing that we somehow got water all over the floor and I had to use my towel on it, but oh well.
We get to the bedroom to get dressed and something is amiss. The are little plastic fragme... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427223907 | 1427241284 | t3_305w3w | t5_2to41 | 157 | HercFE: TIFU: I ate chicken wings dipped in ghost pepper sauce.
This is kinda hard to type out while doing a handstand in the shower, but I can't help but wonder. Do I send my asshole a sympathy or an apology card for this one?
qoskymotto0: I'm sorry for your loss. It was a good asshole
tmntnut: RIP in peace.
F
Ima... | 7 | 22.428571 | |
1427228161 | 1427261189 | t3_3065y8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | all_teh_bacon: TIFU by spending money I don't have
Oh man...
So last week, my old laptop kicked the bucket, so I am on the hunt for a new one. Since I only have a summer job, my bank account is empty, so I went on an E-Bay selling spree and finally racked up enough money in my PayPal account to get a nice modern laptop... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1427228156 | 1427229914 | t3_3065xu | t5_2to41 | 4 | Rubychan11: TIFU by letting my aunt use my car
This is gonna be kinda long cause it's a whole ton of fuck ups in just a few days.
So this happened a few days ago, but I'm still feeling the repercussions of it, it just keeps getting worse. My mother is pretty manipulative, and we (as in me and my aunt) are pretty sure ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427228570 | 1427235581 | t3_3066yo | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching an old man
So... this just happened today.
I was on the bus and the old man in question was staring me down. I mean, not like just looking at me, no he was STARING ME DOWN. I would look at him, and look away. It got really uncomfortable. Btw, I am not an adult, I am 14, so I was freaked out... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1427229664 | 1427251846 | t3_3069jn | t5_2to41 | 102 | Bigwiseguy55: TIFU by walking around the house naked thinking I was alone
This happened this morning. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I am the last one to leave for my classes. I always forget my clothes when I go to take a shower but I think nothing of it because it is a Tuesday. I finish showering, and the song "Uptown Fun... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1427229712 | 1427279911 | t3_3069n6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dark_Maelstr0m: TIFU bu asking a girl i'm friends with is she wanted to be something more.
Please note to never do this, because we talk everyday and all i can say is it will usually end in heartbreak and awkwardness from then on.
Herdnerfer: I assume she said no?
I guarantee if you just treat her like you always hav... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427227697 | 1427237549 | t3_3064tk | t5_2to41 | 4 | american16: TIFU by almost burning my house down
On Saturday (I debated over submitting this earlier), I decided to have something to eat. My Mom bought these amazing ciabatta rolls, and I decided to have some. I took the bag of absolutely frozen ciabatta rolls out of the freezer, took one out, and put it in the microw... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427216474 | 1427249229 | t3_305epr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Raichu5021: TIFU by playing Trivia Crack with my sister.
So this just happened, literally like 5 minutes ago (Yay for actually being today!). So my 24 year-old sister and I were playing Trivia Crack on her phone. A question came up where one of the answers was John Boehner and another was Dick Cheney. So I yell out, "B... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427233076 | 1427244784 | t3_306hik | t5_2to41 | 13 | Thekid2015: TIFU by not checking the address on Amazon
So last night I decided to buy an Aneros prostate stimulator and anal lube off Amazon. I was all stoked after reading about them online and decided I wanted it asap. I chose the fastest shipping possible and went on my merry way. Fast forward to today, I check the ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1427232646 | 1427238752 | t3_306gix | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying 7 extra Lollapalooza tickets
I bought 7 extra tickets this morning and was planning on just putting them on Stub Hub. I didn't want to even ask people I knew because that people would be disappointed that I wouldn't hook them up with a deal. Wellllll, my roommate, (who has like 1500 twitter fo... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1427232698 | 1427239937 | t3_306gna | t5_2to41 | 7 | philmtl: TIFU: ripped up a 724$ check i thought i had deposited... nope
[my result after tape](http://imgur.com/gallery/g4d4CL1)
Ya i use web banking and usually either have direct deposit from work or take pictures. got home found this old check in my safe, thought its 2014 that must be old. instead of archiving it..... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427234422 | 1427279649 | t3_306kk0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pinkelephant143: TIFU by trusting people with my relationship
This happened a couple hours ago.
My girlfriend of almost 2 years broke up with me. She isn't very specific about the details, but she said "i should watch who I talk to and what i say about her" and that she was done with me. Me thinking I can't really thin... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1427233939 | 1427235324 | t3_306jfd | t5_2to41 | 49 | Sheepy_: TIFU by going horse riding
Ok so this happened around 7 years ago but I just got reminded of it today by one of my friends.
So When I was around 13 I got the chance to participate in a horse riding lesson, since I was young i've always admired horses so as you can guess I was ecstatic to get to ride one. I wo... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1427234686 | 1427235833 | t3_306l5m | t5_2to41 | 2 | aPintSizedLion: TIFU while skiing
This happened yesterday. I am currently on spring break. My family and some friends went skiing for the week. Yesterday I was on the slopes, and to clarify why this happened, I recently started getting more confident with park skiing. I can do rails, higher jumps, etc. Anyway, yesterda... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427236859 | 1427251528 | t3_306q1i | t5_2to41 | 10 | MyButtBurnz: TIFU by not checking first
I had to poop. Very badly. When I got Home, I immediately went to the bathroom and hopped onto the throne, but I didn't look to see if there was any toilet paper. As this is in TIFU, I'm sure that you have guessed: No TP.
I frantically searched the bathroom, even in places I kne... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427236900 | 1427250547 | t3_306q4s | t5_2to41 | 21 | WheelsAndGears: Tifu by driving to work and changing my life forever
Let’s face it, you don’t care that this didn’t happen today, you just want to read about someone else’s problems. It’s cool. I read them too.
Summer of 2011, I was single and enjoying all my freedom and doing whatever I want. I had a second-shift job... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1427236345 | 1427326047 | t3_306owa | t5_2to41 | 110 | onionbreff: TIFU by storing my phone in my bra.
This happened about 2 years ago when I had just moved to the city I currently live in, but I thought you folks might enjoy this story. I had been here for a couple of months when I finally found a job and was on the hunt for friends. So when a group of people from work in... | 11 | 10 | |
1427236843 | 1427472461 | t3_306q08 | t5_2to41 | 1 | zcLx: TIFU by crashing my mom's best friend car
So this just happened about 2 hours ago, i went to my po box to pick up some stuff and when i was comming out of the parking slot i hitted a car, i got nervous and thought no one saw it, and as i dont have driving license yet and didnt knew whos car it was I decided to ju... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1427238036 | 1427282319 | t3_306sly | t5_2to41 | 161 | danieljrandall: TIFU by asking an attractive woman at Home Depot to smell my finger.
[I'm a guy, in his 40's, married with one kid] It's Spring-time here in California and I've been planting a really nice garden. My 17 year old daughter, (who's been helping me on weekends and is now on Spring break) and I were back at... | 5 | 32.2 | |
1427239307 | 1427240261 | t3_306vgz | t5_2to41 | 5 | IAmDicslestic: TIFU by texting my dad
So earlier today I received my first ever [sext](http://i.imgur.com/OIkhAKi.png), unfortunately, it was from my father...
ormus_cama: So explain where you fucked up? Do you regret turning him down? Maybe I'm misunderstanding something here.
johnrobertjimmyjohn: I believe he texte... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427240259 | 1427279142 | t3_306xj9 | t5_2to41 | 8,663 | swallowing_panda: TIFU by not wearing any clothes
This happened this morning. I'm Australian, so it's still morning, and I'm still shaking.
For background I'm female, mid-20s and work a corporate job at a big firm. I decided to work from home today. There's lots of perks working from home, one being that clothes are ... | 17 | 509.588235 |
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