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1427240419 | 1427240938 | t3_306xve | t5_2to41 | 6 | NarWhatGaming: TIFU by Mishearing a Guy's Code Name
So I work at a Laser Quest, and occasionally when typing in people's names, I'll mess it up because I can't hear them. We have two air hockey machines, that get quite loud when there's people playing on both of them. Because of this coding in people makes my life ha... | 3 | 2 | |
1427240663 | 1427241897 | t3_306ydn | t5_2to41 | 5 | kaia119: TIFU by not being a feminist on Tumblr.
laughatmyexpense: Were they some nice titties? There is no fault in being a guy.
kaia119: They WERE. I just can't stand it when girls are all "Look at my new eye-shadow!" and the picture is at a down angle towards their cleavage. Do you think no one knows what you're d... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427241044 | 1427285564 | t3_306z8w | t5_2to41 | 17 | BRANDON96239: TIFU by getting hit by a police car
[Disclaimer] This is my first post so please be, well kind
Ok let me paint you a picture, this was about 60 miniutes ago or so, I was jogging (btw im am a male, 26) and I was running, I mean like end of the race got to start kicking ass running, I was way deep in runne... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1427241199 | 1427243458 | t3_306zkj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by drawing a firearm on the police.
This is from a few years ago but I just now thought it might fit here.
So I'm sitting home alone, drinking some PBR. I'm in a bad state. I've been depressed most of my life but this night is an especially bad night. I decide to confide in my best friend that I'm havi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427242488 | 1427245747 | t3_3072g0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | colorpinpoint: TIFU by fucking a tranny
samer409: Tinder really needs verbose gender options, just because of these situations.
balkibartakomous: or better thought... meet the people you have relations with the good old fashioned way. see them in public and interact then make a decision. getting all turned on and ju... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1427241643 | 1427254400 | t3_3070jm | t5_2to41 | 4 | marrthecreator: TIFU by trying to eat healthy
This happened two weeks ago and I debated on even telling this story but I guess I will.
I want to start off by stating that I like cheeseburgers and greasy foods as much as the next guy. On this particular day I was going to start my day off with a salad. I even purchase... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427242500 | 1427243588 | t3_3072h1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming out to my parents as a liberal atheist.
I was raised in a VERY conservative and VERY religious household. I love my parents dearly, but it had become increasingly difficult to hold my tongue at family gatherings. I've kept my religious and political views to myself for the last, give or take, ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427243136 | 1427247898 | t3_3073w5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying ISIS instead of the ISS in front of my muslim friends.
Happened last Friday, but so much other stupid stuff has been said since then so it kind of got buried.
Needless to say I felt like an (slightly racist) idiot.
We were in the lab and talking about how the International Space Station woul... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1427242334 | 1427247284 | t3_307239 | t5_2to41 | 10 | pmyour_thoughts: TIFU - By texting the girl moving in with me from cross country
Im still cringing from this... to give some backround on our relationship, she is my friends ex girl friend who is hot and kinda slutty, but she has been the only one to keep in contact with me since i moved back in September they broke up... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427244725 | 1427246328 | t3_30776n | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucker punching an old woman in the face
So this wasn't today, but this happened on Black Friday this past thanksgiving. I've been contemplating sharing the story because of the way I handled the situation but fuck it.
So it was early in the morning and I had been up for over 30 hours at that point,... | 4 | 5 | |
1427239210 | 1427322474 | t3_306v93 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Warmecha: TIFU by leaving my phone on in church
So on sunday just there, I had to go to a service at my local church (It was my little 5 year old cousins christening).
So this Church was filled to the brim with my inner and outer families and a couple of locals (old men and women more or less).
So we're in the middle... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1427251181 | 1427252435 | t3_307krl | t5_2to41 | 11 | Kushdaddyflex: TIFU by masterbating at work
Ancarnia: Did you finish?
Your_childhood_hero: No, op never delivers
Kushdaddyflex: I couldn't spend the next three hours of work with blue balls now could I?
Your_childhood_hero: I mean you could have taken a marker from the kid and colored them green I guess, but I don't k... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1427251426 | 1427278782 | t3_307l9a | t5_2to41 | 5 | tifumyself: TIFU by getting my crush's number
So there is three weeks left in this semester, and I have class with this really attractive girl. Throughout the semester I would notice that she would turn around and glance at me, look at me whenever something our professor would say something funny, and sit near me whene... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427252851 | 1427314705 | t3_307nxg | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying no to her
so me and one of my best friends are waking through the halls before school laughing telling jokes and stuff, you know highschool stuff. When all of a sudden she take me some where private, under the stairs, and tells me she has a huge crush on me. Me never having a girlfriend (I'm e... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1427253232 | 1427260342 | t3_307ooq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting someone with down syndrome on their new bike
I said "wowee, that's a nice bike. Are you going to ride really fast and do lots of wheelies?"
He said "you wot m8?"
He didn't have down syndrome at all, he just had one of them faces.
TacoBelling: Did he go fast and do wheelies?
SupaSteak... | 5 | 1 | |
1427252975 | 1427420980 | t3_307o6b | t5_2to41 | 21 | bnh1978: TIFU by trying to do what I thought was something good.
TIFU by renting my house to a Section 8 tenant, her three children and one granddaughter… and their cousin that brought an entire gang into my house.
So, background for those of you still reading. I own a house in upstate NY. I moved from NY to MI a few... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1427253288 | 1427351720 | t3_307ost | t5_2to41 | 2,554 | Varhnic: TIFU, by delivering a pizza to the wrong house, ending with a Police Escort.
OK here is the Pizza Delivery Drug Bust story I mentioned in my last post (link here:http://redd.it/303v1m)
About a year/two years ago I worked delivering Pizzas. This story takes place, when I was still fairly new. So I stilled use... | 13 | 196.461538 | |
1427253998 | 1427255737 | t3_307q6c | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by silently farting in my managers office.
As I'm in between a review , I farted when my manager was talking to me about what I need to improve on. It was silent but deadly if I might add. Btw was it not only deadly but alil something something came out in the process. It was wet stinky and only minutes... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427255258 | 1427322915 | t3_307sg6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a horny teenager with a English project
So i have a project due Thursday where me and a group have to pretend to be receptionist hired by the Romeo and Juliet for their dream wedding (an alternative wedding to the one they had with the friar). It's also been a couple of days since iv'e *done t... | 3 | 0 | |
1427256149 | 1427299337 | t3_307tzc | t5_2to41 | 4 | mr_fn_wonderful: TIFU by being a sleazebag defense attorney
Last weekend my brother came into town with his new girlfriend, Elle. They had driven her car up and had rented a cabin with a view of the local river. As I parked I noticed that her car had some of those magnetic ribbons on the back of it. There was one th... | 4 | 1 | |
1427256235 | 1427317716 | t3_307u4m | t5_2to41 | 13 | BenZappp: TIFU by Looking at TIFUs At School
TIFU because I read TIFUs at school.... Me and my friends *love* TIFUs. We literally can't get enough. However, during school, it's a little hard to pull out your phone and just start reading, which is why my Photography class comes in handy. Most days we are just on the com... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1427253893 | 1427257558 | t3_307pyg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Silent_As_The_Grave_: TIFU by saying scientist should focus on cancer instead of nipples. [NSFW]
Well this wasn't today or even last year. This happened about eight years ago. Sorry
I was driving one of the executives and another work associate from the office to the airport. I am already embarrassed enough due to my... | 3 | 1 | |
1427257199 | 1427289049 | t3_307vsr | t5_2to41 | 2 | Embarrasedsofakeacc: TIFU by asking my dad for 20$
I made a throwaway account because I'm even embarassed to share this. Today after school I asked my dad for 20$. He really doesn't care about me but I really wanted the money so I figured maybe he would have some sympathy for me for once. He told me to suck his dick. A... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427257269 | 1427259590 | t3_307vwm | t5_2to41 | 8 | hastethewhey: TIFU by accidentally hitting on a gay man
Today IFU by inadvertently hitting on a gay guy (I'm male.)
Background: I'm a straight male who has a lesbian roommate and I have been trying to help out by getting her out into the "scene."
To start off, my intentions were innocent and pure. I have been going ... | 4 | 2 | |
1427258481 | 1427312732 | t3_307xtm | t5_2to41 | 8 | rjw788: TIFU by sending a snapchat message to the wrong person.
TIFU by sending a snapchat message to a former co-worker. Now I need to set up the backstory here first. Most of my snapchat contacts are my former co-workers and we use it just to send funny things we see in our travels or everyday life. But I quit wit... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1427258608 | 1427263463 | t3_307xzr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By dropping my key
Worked a long day laboring, finally pull into the driveway, turn the engine off of my motorbike, lock the steering and pull the key out...a bit too hard. I fumbled and dropped the key. Oh well, no biggie..Look on the ground and it's nowhere to be seen. Suddenly realise my 'relaxing' e... | 5 | 1 | |
1427258234 | 1427293583 | t3_307xfg | t5_2to41 | 5 | omletteauxfromage: TIFU By taking my pain killers and then trying to jerk one.
SupaSteak: ... And that's how babies grow?
omletteauxfromage: Yes
iAmZephhy: Loving the phrases man.
"never had a problem going downtown".
GG op.
GG.
omletteauxfromage: Thank you
| 5 | 1 | |
1427259436 | 1427262914 | t3_307z9i | t5_2to41 | 9 | jacksonhill0923: TIFU by selecting the wrong check box
To start out, this definitely happened today, about 4 hours ago to be exact. I finally finished doing the best to fix what I have accidentally done, although this will never really be fixed. First of all, I am your typical computer nerd, just about everything I do ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427259386 | 1427261442 | t3_307z6u | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a girl liked me
Back story: Im in highschool, 17 and male. I sit next to this girl in my art class and shes pretty hot. We talk a lot and she has kind of followed me around as we've moved around changing seats. I never really minded because I constantly listen to music and we have some fun c... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1427260522 | 1427261164 | t3_3080vt | t5_2to41 | 5 | ibrokethecar: TIFU by wrecking my father's prized possession.
This FU happened mere hours ago, and I'm wallowing in self loathing now.
It all begins with this girl, S, wanted to meet up to study for our AP calculus test tomorrow. Alright cool, we'll meet at the library, after two hours of playful cheer, and dreadful ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427261220 | 1427270091 | t3_3081x2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Zagzig184: TIFU by telling my best friend I'm taken
Hey all! This is a brand new account because I never bothered to make one before, but I figured I might as well since I'm dealing with a FU as I type this, and this is my favorite subreddit by far.
Warning: long.
Backstory: I graduated from high school last summer... | 4 | 4 | |
1427261014 | 1427343875 | t3_3081mb | t5_2to41 | 242 | sm1lez: TIFU by farting in solidarity
This happened while I was still a preschool teacher. Part of my duties included leading group time, where I read the my class of 18 3-5 year olds a story before afternoon snacktime.
Some of you may not realize that the most notorious preschool far bandits are the little girls. Pre... | 6 | 40.333333 | |
1427261916 | 1427268302 | t3_3082vg | t5_2to41 | 7 | screwedupmind: Tifu by zoning out
It happened just a couple of minutes ago. I am traveling in a east bound train from NYC and sitting of the opposite facing seats. Me being the stupid day(night) dreamer I zone out. While I am in my fantasy land unknowingly I'm staring straight at a girl sitting opposite me for god know... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427264876 | 1427324567 | t3_3086jr | t5_2to41 | 340 | Kas3dilla: Tifu by finding a gopro (NSFW)
Hi Reddit,
Obligatory (I think?) unlike most of the other stories on here, this happened about an hour ago
Cue myself last Saturday, snowboarding down double blacks and cliff runs and what not. All in all having a marvelous time not doing homework. I found myself going down ... | 9 | 37.777778 | |
1427258609 | 1427467725 | t3_307xzv | t5_2to41 | 11 | SupaSteak: TIFU by using the Skyway and encountering a strange man and his soiled fingers...
I just started working in Downtown Minneapolis, in fact, I had just finished my interview and landed the job, so I was exploring the Skyway there (The hamster tunnels that connect the buildings there so that Minnesotan's don't ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427265722 | 1427279579 | t3_3087is | t5_2to41 | 9 | ClanCampbell: TIFU by getting a surprise Brazilian
Today was a day similar to many others in my past. I woke up, brewed some coffee, put some clothes on and drove to the spa for a bikini wax. All is normal when I walk in and I say good morning to my esthetician, who has me go through the routine of de-pantsing and la... | 3 | 3 | |
1427266730 | 1427297892 | t3_3088nr | t5_2to41 | 28 | generalspades: TIFU by ruining my career opportunities right before graduating university.
This is an ongoing FU, will update as necessary. Also, I'm going to keep it to the mostly TL;DR version to try to keep some kind of ambiguity, in hopes that I might still have a career ahead of me.
So, a little bit of background.... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1427267925 | 1427326235 | t3_308a0l | t5_2to41 | 124 | the_only_harris: TIFU by shaving my beard.
6 months of manliness gone in 10 minutes and now I look fucking 12..
Edit: Here's a picture http://imgur.com/FTXQ3qL
Edit 2: Stache isn't usually like that, I put it up fron time to time for shit's n giggles calm down people.
IMpeckAble999: Unless it took you 10 months to ... | 9 | 13.777778 | |
1427269771 | 1427270222 | t3_308bxu | t5_2to41 | 12 | ohgodreallythissucks: *NSFW* TIFU by REALLY wanting to play Halo 2
Obligatory "didn't happen today" post.
I was around 10 when this happened. I was at my friend's ( we aren't friends any more) house and he had just bought the Xbox. He had Halo 2 on it and I fell in love with the game. I would go to his house every day... | 4 | 3 | |
1427265608 | 1427302056 | t3_3087ex | t5_2to41 | 25 | PRProf417: TIFU by farting in a bookstore thinking no one was behind me
I am a 29F, who is pretty gassy by nature but respectful and ladylike enough to keep my open farting sessions at home, usually in the company of my just-as-gassy fiance.
Well I had to return some items to Barnes & Noble, and decided to wander ... | 5 | 5 | |
1427271074 | 1427317090 | t3_308d6y | t5_2to41 | 25 | ClarkKentInDisguise: TIFU Girl on OKC scamming me with a video. I need your help Reddit.
So today I did something reaaaaaally stupid.
So a girl on OKC started talking to me, we spoke for 2-3 days then she asked me if I had Skype. I did and then she went super sexual right away. I was kind of sceptical, but she showed m... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1427269111 | 1427292116 | t3_308bak | t5_2to41 | 2 | TommyB_UK: TIFU By breaking my neighbours window
On friday night i had some friends over as my parents were away for the night ,a mini party plenty of good food and drink. the evening was pretty tame but i dont drink very often and was fealing worse as the night went on.
At around midnight i was standing outside in t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427273350 | 1428511020 | t3_308fcp | t5_2to41 | 60 | blupole: TIFU by letting my wife use the internet on my computer
My wife works full time, 12 hours a day and 6 days a week, and she has no energy when she gets home for me. Life gets pretty boring as the only time we really spend together is on the weekends. Therefore, I resulted to internet pornography. She had to do ... | 25 | 2.4 | |
1427267820 | 1427275207 | t3_3089wk | t5_2to41 | 6 | music8739: TIFU by thinking I was too good for a girl who was younger than me.
So like a lot of other posts, this one happened a couple of years ago when I was a junior in high school.
Some things to note, like many other kids my age we are all thinking about how to get girls to like us and I hadn't even had a girlfri... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427272495 | 1427278848 | t3_308ekc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an April fools prank take a complete left turn
I'll just start by saying this happened 3 years ago but it's my first post and wanting to post this story.
Some backstory: so I have tried (and failed) to have a relationship with this girl(let's call her Mary) all of my sophomore year and part o... | 3 | 1 | |
1427275022 | 1427281009 | t3_308gww | t5_2to41 | 6 | ltbutler6: TIFU (apparently) by hitting some kid with adhd after he squirted me with my water bottle
JonTheCanadian: So you called a kid with a mental disability a retard and he got mad, and you slapped him? Kudos
You couldve of just told the teacher yourself, or moved.
Not that he's any more innocent for being a br... | 6 | 1 | |
1427257314 | 1427285231 | t3_307vz6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | dumbredditer: TIFU by checking reddit
Like all other normal people, I checked reddit while taking a shit this morning and saw the NZ vs SA semi-final outcome!
I just watched the highlights and I wish I didn't!
Fleshnasty: Cricket?
dumbredditer: Yup. Cricket.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427276561 | 1427295627 | t3_308ihk | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping.
This happened today.
In fact about an hour ago.
Played Heroes of the Storm with a buddy last night, irresponsibly sleeping late because we enjoyed the game, I usually survive on 5 hours of sleep.
Woke up today at 7am.
Ran the bathtub.
Went back to my bedroom.
I usually don't like waiting... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1427277500 | 1427281948 | t3_308jfk | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing myself NSFW
So of course this did not happen today it happened about a week ago. Anyway pretty much what happened was I woke up naked of course cause who sleeps with cloths on let my dog out of my room and as soon as I did that a lady walked out of my bathroom staring right at me with possib... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427280775 | 1432132290 | t3_308mx8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | Tom555: TIFU by being a lazy bastard
Walking around the house today and I see my dog immediately in front or me. Realising that I'm about to step on my dog, I make a last second decision. I spin on my left heel, lose my balance, kick my toe into my dresser on the way down and land backwards onto the floor in the most m... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1427261363 | 1427315900 | t3_30824a | t5_2to41 | 32 | bgps1180: TIFU by taking a picture of my nightstand
I drink a lot, which means that I tend to wake up thirsty in the middle of the night, which means that I typically have a pretty good collection of water bottles on my nightstand, which my girlfriend likes to make fun of me about. Tonight, with a rumbling in my tummy,... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1427282379 | 1427288678 | t3_308otx | t5_2to41 | 3 | PureSmoulder: TIFU by finishing a script due the next day
I'm in my school's English Theatre Club. There's a play coming up and the teachers asked the people with speaking roles to edit the story we were using into a script.
We were given one week and each of us were meant to do our own lines then email it to the nex... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427282842 | 1427310673 | t3_308pfg | t5_2to41 | 55 | moddingHills: TIFU by opening a Facebook message from my Father
Which contained a picture of him naked and spread eagle. Followed by a horde of apologetic messages and requests for picture deletion.
TL;DR - Dad dicks are huge.
DerLuftwaffe: /r/daddicks
JuicemanJus: Oh god, I was hoping this wasn't real.
buttforkd: I.... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1427283815 | 1427300626 | t3_308qlq | t5_2to41 | 26 | redqueenswrath: TIFU by almost choking to death on a cough drop
Like it says on the tin. I was sucking on a cough drop, and had a really bad coughing fit. The drop got sucked back into my throat, causing me to choke. Then I sneezed really REALLY hard, and the damned thing went flying out of my nose. It's not even 8am. ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1427285790 | 1427286820 | t3_308t6r | t5_2to41 | 15 | djembegypsy: Tifu by improvising
So only recently did I decide to join a local theatre group. Its not a huge group, its mostly filled with young children who want to play games, and myself and my three mates (one of which is a senior like me.) I tend to always stick with my little 4 person group in all our activity thi... | 3 | 5 | |
1427286173 | 1427297664 | t3_308tqq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing outside
My apartment building has a very strange phenomenon where people will just sit in their cars for extended periods of time. Why? I have no fucking clue. This one lady I know for a fact lives there and I see her every afternoon sitting there when I pull in after work, and still sitti... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427286060 | 1427321757 | t3_308tla | t5_2to41 | 135 | KjellServe: TIFU by not reading all e-mails before lunch
Earlier today I got an e-mail from our CEO informing all employees that we had lost a colleague in the German Wings plane crash yeasterday. The e-mail was sent out to everybody so all the sudden people started to hit Reply All with short messages like RIP, We mis... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1427286936 | 1427374225 | t3_308uwo | t5_2to41 | 29 | mostdope28: TIFU by not shaving for work.
I work for an oil company out in North Dakota. We have a no facial hair policy, but it has never been enforced. This week they decided that they will start enforcing it after 1 worker decided he wouldn't shave his long beard. They let him go for refusing. Last night I got a tex... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1427287158 | 1427288067 | t3_308v8c | t5_2to41 | 3 | lrn2spek: TIFU by trying be smooth
TIFU by trying be smooth. First off, story takes place last Saturday. Don't judge me. As a little background, I work in a hotel doing waiting for weddings and other functions. (Also first post ever).
So it was last Saturday night, everything was going well, got through all the meal c... | 3 | 1 | |
1427288531 | 1427289675 | t3_308xbu | t5_2to41 | 2 | Mangledbyatruck: TIFU by pointing out period blood on the floor
Busy morning, kids are all over the place, screaming, trying to kill each other we (my wife and myself) struggle getting them ready for the creche.
To make matters worse, my parents were visiting standing around adding to the chaos.
All of a sudden I see ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427289253 | 1427291965 | t3_308yj8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | JimmyTheFreek: TIFU by calling someone morbidly obese a bad name.
I work in the USA with people from Scotland.
Some of these dudes are cool, and we chat on IM quite a bit. We joke around a lot. They have the Scottish accent super thick, sort of like The Scottish guy from Austin Powers Movie. I have never seen these pe... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427290297 | 1427297057 | t3_3090fe | t5_2to41 | 171 | Scottie_Jay: TIFU by evacuating a busy hotel at 2am
So this happened in late December, not today, but I’m told it’s worth posting.
My friends and I had traveled to Boston from Canada, for a boys weekend. We were going to check out Celts and Pats games. On the Sunday night after the game, we decided to go out on the tow... | 7 | 24.428571 | |
1427291852 | 1427305594 | t3_309377 | t5_2to41 | 6,217 | Auspicious_one: TIFU by letting my GF's parents see I am an abusive BF.
TheUltimateTeigu: **Basic Abuse 101**: Throwing Marshmallows is a gateway abuse.
falafeldingding: It's true. I used to throw marshmallows at my ding ding. In the beginning it was all in fun, but now...the beatings. Oh the beatings.
brbdead: sir... | 10 | 621.7 | |
1427291818 | 1427321690 | t3_30934o | t5_2to41 | 80 | Theriverboatgambler: TIFU by confusing Al Bundy for Ted Bundy at the gym.
So at the gym this morning I was lifting with a new group of guys my regular crew wasn't coming today, So as we begin to work out we discuss TV shows and what not, one guy says 'I really like Modern Family" which made me begin to think about Ed O... | 4 | 20 | |
1427293905 | 1427302078 | t3_30978k | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU my best friends MacBook.
Drinking coffee at kitchen table, move my friend's Mac Book a little bit past the middle. Put coffee in front of it. Get my shitty laptop that takes a half hour to start and work properly and place it in front of coffee. Laptop is too close to me, need to move it a little furthe... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1427292447 | 1427322646 | t3_3094fa | t5_2to41 | 53 | Pursuit_of_Hoppiness: TIFU by living under the same roof as a guy affiliated with Hezbollah
So this FU happened around 5 years ago, but I feel it's significant enough to be worth mentioning.
So a little back story. I was living in South Florida in my friend Amy's home. She inherited a really nice home on the water an... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1427286872 | 1427313984 | t3_308ut9 | t5_2to41 | 370 | Drakeor: TIFU By ordering a burger.
This of course happened a few months ago (didn't know about TIFU until a couple weeks ago). Well, on to the story.
So I recently moved from America to Germany (Tri-Border area of Germany, Netherlands, and Belgium). I have been to a lot of restaurants in the area. For the most part t... | 10 | 37 | |
1427293860 | 1427404433 | t3_30975m | t5_2to41 | 495 | Imnotboxxy: TIFU with a hot German exchange student
okay so this story starts from two years ago when I was sixteen, I met an exchange student (not the exchange student this story revolves around) me and her hit it off and became close friends, after a while she invited me to dinner at her house, we chilled around and ... | 22 | 22.5 | |
1427294516 | 1427377654 | t3_3098hp | t5_2to41 | 612 | LuckyTheLeprechaun: TIFU by cutting myself on a towel...
Not really too much of a story. Woke up, took a shower, grabbed a fresh towel, normal routine. Then, when I go to dry my face I feel a prick and look in the mirror to see a cut on my nose.
I checked the towel, there was nothing on it that could explain my cu... | 19 | 32.210526 | |
1427295305 | 1427318604 | t3_309a4t | t5_2to41 | 19 | OliverAtom: TIFU by putting brake fluid instead of oil on my engine
Just a little routine maintenance for my car. The brake light had gone on, and I had some brake fluid laying around at the house. It's 7am and I'm leaving for work.
Ended up putting the fluid into the engine instead of the right compartment. Had to g... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1427294590 | 1427295683 | t3_3098mf | t5_2to41 | 5 | kimchipoot: TIFU by trusting www.fiverr.com with my resume'
This is an ongoing fuck-up brought about by my laziness.
I came across fiverr.com and was amazed at what people would do for $5. Realizing that my resume' was pretty shabby, I found someone who agreed to make it pretty for the small price of $5.
A few days ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427296412 | 1427312038 | t3_309cip | t5_2to41 | 47 | Gross_Butt_Stuff: TIFU by infesting a storage building with ants
This happened a few weeks ago but I only found out about it today.
In February my living situation changed dramatically which caused me to have to rent a storage unit in order to keep my stuff safe while I looked for a place to live.
I had spent the l... | 9 | 5.222222 | |
1427296053 | 1427296941 | t3_309brk | t5_2to41 | 5 | ElsweyrFondue: TIFU(BNRBEWF)
TIFU(BNRBEWS)
This was a few months ago, enjoy!
I went to the shop (around 10am) to buy an energy drink, and there was two guys in there buying lager (never to early to get drunk apparently), after looking at me the fatter one who I shall refer to as shitbrain began trying to get me to buy... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427295987 | 1427313470 | t3_309bmc | t5_2to41 | 33 | Eskaminagaga: TIFU for being too curious and paranoid.
Like most TIFUs, this did hot happen today, it actually happened a few years ago.
I was travelling with a friend on my way from Boston to Rhode Island just because we felt like it. We had gotten a really late start, so we ended up staying at a cheap motel around t... | 3 | 11 | |
1427296980 | 1427297541 | t3_309dr3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Leviticus777: Tifu by not taking any initiative with a girl I find extremely attractive
downvotemeufags: Are you fucking kidding me????
JasonGuti: What he said. Rectify the situation asap and ask her what she's doing.
Leviticus777: Maybe it was stage fright. Idk. I'm a little mad with myself and even a buddy of mine ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427295085 | 1427316394 | t3_3099nc | t5_2to41 | 8 | reditToddler: TIFU by accepting a job offer
So this happened yesterday but I am still facing the consequences of the FU today. I got job offer from a very well known investment bank as a BA/Project management in nyc and It is a full time position with $105K+ Bonus +4 weeks vacation and all, lets call that company as "... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427299425 | 1427302709 | t3_309j40 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Liveforthereddits: TIFU by not helping more
Eskaminagaga: Don't beat yourself up.
Its hard enough to talk someone out of it if you are their close friend. You are a person that she barely knows that lives a long distance away. There really is nothing that you could have done.
Just pray and hope that she was just try... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1427299818 | 1427311199 | t3_309jzs | t5_2to41 | 148 | SlantedPaper: TIFU by trying to be funny by enacting a part of the movie "Waiting" for my boyfriend
Prefacing by saying I'm a girl, 22, in college, and spend most of my time over my bf's apartment. He lives with 3 other guys who I'm close with and all friends.
Last week my boyfriend and I watched the movie "Waiting"... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1427300644 | 1427312142 | t3_309lsy | t5_2to41 | 29 | WWWWWWGMWWWWWWW: TIFU by getting Cards Against Humanity
As i type this, my grandma is going through the cards to get rid of the bad ones. Well, i bought some cards because i was depressed and its a fun game so i bought the big deck. Well she found them and got pissed.
Apparently its a rude "horrible" game that she was... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1427300477 | 1427306107 | t3_309lfa | t5_2to41 | 4 | VelociraptorPTT: TIFU By almost scaring some classmates into thinking there best friend was going to die.
So this happened about 45 minutes ago at a after school enrichment, time is 16:10, some friends of mine were worried about their friend who was in a partial coma, and wouldn't wake up. She was rushed to hospital an... | 4 | 1 | |
1427301544 | 1427302340 | t3_309npl | t5_2to41 | 25 | Selmachen: TIFU by reading the wrong subreddit
I'm relativley new on reddit, so I made a huge mistake last night.
Yesterday I was up late in the night, not even sleepy, but I decided to lay in my bed, next to my BF. I checked all my news at twitter, instagram etc and at last I browsed through diversive subreddits. The... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1427302811 | 1427305031 | t3_309qmi | t5_2to41 | 9 | diddat2: TIFU by OVERusing iPhone 6 fingerprint recognition feature
Not today tough, more like last Saturday, but nonetheless.
So, I'm a member of one of those infamous WatsApp p0rn groups and, by that I mean I have no control over what my cellphone receives as far as internet rule #34 goes.
I try to, at least once... | 3 | 3 | |
1427303735 | 1427387250 | t3_309sug | t5_2to41 | 1,498 | RegularRaccoon: TIFU by accidentally racially insulting somebody when they asked me for help
In maths class, a black person near me asks if she can solve a problem in a particular way.
For some reason, I couldn't decide wether to say 'you could' or 'you can' and I end up saying 'you coon'.
She asked for help, and I'... | 12 | 124.833333 | |
1427304046 | 1427336370 | t3_309tkb | t5_2to41 | 52 | Gatorade_Farter: TIFU by drinking Gatorade in class
So it started when I woke up in the morning and realized I haven't had Gatorade in the longest time. So on the way to school being the idiot I am I decide to buy 4 jumbo gatorades. When I arrived in class I realized I came late and everyone was staring at me like I ki... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1427305210 | 1427315304 | t3_309wbx | t5_2to41 | 21 | HarrierGR9: TIFU by assuming there was a burglar in my house....
So I got home from work at 7 I'm the morning Monday and I fell straight asleep...an hour later I was awoken by my door opening and shutting...I got wide eyed and shot straight up in my bed and immediately thought "some motherfucker than got into my house"... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1427305449 | 1427308214 | t3_309wvr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Bad_Tech_Throwaway: TIFU by letting a 'tick' get me fired
I did do phone support. In my time doing this support I developed an offensive tick that I don't really mean and started in my head alone. If _any_ issue came up this would start running through my head and I'd move on. At some point I guess I started whisperin... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427307388 | 1427309210 | t3_30a1j2 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Ratboy2078: TIFU by telling my date that she was my fourth choice.
This was two days ago, but my organization was holding a charity dinner to raise money for cancer research. This dinner was pretty nice, there was guest speakers, a silent auction, good food, the works. I am a poor college kid so at $20 a plate, this di... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1427307302 | 1427310923 | t3_30a1bc | t5_2to41 | 14 | markymarkfro: TIFU by asking my supervisor if she had weed
This happened about 2 days ago
at work I asked my supervisor if she has weed, the reason I asked her was because she's one year younger then me (18), she seems to know people in the drug community and I thought she was more of a friend then a boss but I guess ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1427307255 | 1427324787 | t3_30a17i | t5_2to41 | 121 | t__e__l__l: TIFU by ordering a Hand Job from Arby's
This FU happened a while back, but it just came back to me.
Last summer, a coworker and I decided to take our work truck to Arby's during our lunch break. Now, we have been to this certain Arby's several times before and nothing has been out of the ordinary. As we p... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1427307843 | 1427341476 | t3_30a2lh | t5_2to41 | 18 | Pixelp0p: TIFU by not locking my phone screen.
Today I was on my way to the bathroom at work when I sent a text message and then put my phone in my pocket in one fluid motion without first locking the screen. I did my business, washed my hands and then checked my phone again. I was connected to a call with my ex boyfr... | 3 | 6 | |
1427308743 | 1427311992 | t3_30a4mu | t5_2to41 | 10 | konrad-iturbe: TIFU by going to a strip club in a school trip
First off, I am writing this from my Reddit account because none of my friends have Reddit accounts.
I didn't go to the trip because le me being a lazy fuck didn't gave the slip.
First person view of Ricardo (main):
Our trip was to visit the literary ci... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427309169 | 1427313715 | t3_30a5l5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Gmansam: TIFU by relying on my calculator to save my formulas
So I had a Geometry test today and there were a lot of formulas I had to memorize. I read that I could create a document on my graphing calculator so I did it and typed in all my formulas. I came into the class and was confident I would ace it. Apparently my... | 3 | 1 | |
1427306721 | 1427361428 | t3_309zzm | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting how to do basic human interactions
So there I was eating with my one of my roommates at school and our other roommate is working at the caf so we're sitting close to his work station talking when he's not serving people food. Currently working roommate is helping someone so I start playi... | 3 | 12 | |
1427309478 | 1427324170 | t3_30a6al | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Forging A Signature
So this week in Spanish we are doing food presentations but for some reason we have to sign a form to be able to eat the food people bring in. I forgot to get mine signed so I just wrote my dad's signature down the period before. I initially said I didn't have it because I didn't ... | 4 | 1 | |
1427308798 | 1427331331 | t3_30a4r3 | t5_2to41 | 420 | wildcardbitchez: Tifu by saying "what's up killer" to a classmate
So I was walking past this kid (26 year old) who is in my group project and said "what's up killer?" Immediately I remembered he served a military tour in Iraq and just got back to school this semester......
He said nothing back and his expression was ee... | 7 | 60 | |
1427309733 | 1427314390 | t3_30a6vq | t5_2to41 | 15 | ArchAngel70120: TIFU by telling my girlfriend an embarrassing secret
So this was around midnight last night. I was extremely high, so was my girl. We start talking about something about childhoods baths and what not. Then I start telling her how one time I prepared myself a bath for the first time. I was really into bu... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1427310585 | 1427323874 | t3_30a8tg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying a little girl who had cystic fibrosis "just got unlucky"
This actually happened today, about 30 minutes ago. (brownie points?) So in my biology class, 4th period, we had to do a project. Everyone got assigned a scenario where we had two people with a history of a disease in their family. My gr... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1427312245 | 1427313297 | t3_30acon | t5_2to41 | 11 | MountAndDewYou: TIFU by having a too dirty mind
Yeah, before you ask: this is SFW. Don't worry.
Anyway, context: I have a friend who works in an organization to help kids who have family problems do more productive and fun stuff in their free time. He takes them to trips, ice skating, shows etc.
He has a project wher... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1427309942 | 1427313665 | t3_30a7cb | t5_2to41 | 2 | FullMetalField4: TIFU by posting my opinion on R/Destinythegame
beepboop-NUMBERS: NLB OP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FullMetalField4: Stop it, man! You're spooping me out!
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427312713 | 1427352286 | t3_30adr0 | t5_2to41 | 337 | thekiid93: TIFU by being a polite dumbass
So this just happened a couple of minutes ago and I want to bury myself in a hole and cry.
I'm an intern in a banks IT division and like most interns I do absolutely nothing all day. So I decided to take a nap for a bit and after went to go buy some food from the cafeteria. N... | 6 | 56.166667 |
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