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1367600018 | 1367631513 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | thisnameishard: TIFU flushing a tampon at a guy's house
So last night I was at a guy friend's house. We were drinking a few beers....I was drunk. (He was not drunk, hadn't had as much as me)
I got up to go to the bathroom, thought I just had to pee. Once sitting on the toilet I decided I had to poop; being drunk, I ... | 4 | 5 | |
1367600936 | 1367633188 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwthatshitaway101: TIFU: degrading my friend irreparably
This wasnt today, but I finally made a throw away, and I feel like unloading all my fuck ups.
I was engaged in a sexual relationship with a girl when she ended it. I pushed and pushed for weeks to continue intercourse. Eventually, after some complaints she mad... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1367609544 | 1367648534 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | permanent_thr0waway: hi tifu, I just fucked one of my employees while drunk, I work with my girlfriend.
Non even the first time. I am scum. This this is going to blow up so hard, and I don't know how to get out. HELP!
MrPoliceGaming: I dont want to be 'that guy' but maybe showing some self control in the beginning woul... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1367612581 | 1367680998 | null | t5_2to41 | 311 | cain179: TIFU by forgetting the difference between porn and reality.
I was on a lunch date earlier today with a woman I really like and she got frisky with me and decided to give me a blow-job. Near the end I got stupid and decided that obviously she wanted me to come on her face so that's what I did all porn-style (I ... | 4 | 77.75 | |
1367614418 | 1368738905 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | jaketoday: TIFU By hitting a cat with my car and losing him twenty miles away.
I was driving to work and I hit a cat with my car. I stop to check to see if he is dead, he is not. So I get a box from my car and place him in the box and put him in the back seat.
I phone around and find the only vet clinic open is twenty ... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1367605279 | 1367649887 | null | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: tifu by going into the wrong apartment
For the past month my roommate has been begging me to let her get a dog for the apartment (We live on the second floor). I have told her over and over the answer is NO! We both know that we don’t have the time for a puppy (Hell, we can barely take care of those DAMN D... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1367616748 | 1367629920 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | MacnCheese1: TIFU by performing fellatio on a banana.
This was last year when I was a junior in high school.
First, I'm openly gay and was before the "incident".
Basically what happened is that I was a little tipsy (couple glasses of wine) one night, alone, and flirting with a friend over skype. For some reason the ... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1367626441 | 1367638566 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | gugland: TIFU by losing the TP
I had cause to use the restroom at work today. I did my business, wiped, then turned to flush, and as I'm sure most people do, looked in the bowl. No toilet paper. Wtf? Where is it? Under the seat? No. In the trashcan? No. In my pantleg? Nope. I never did find it. I hope none of my... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1367625021 | 1367633287 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | angelfromthecoast: TIFU by taking a piss at lunch.
Okay to start this off I have a lot of trouble with public bathrooms. I don't really have a way of explaining why but I get really nervous in them and I cannot use them when someone else is in one. It has taken me an entire school year just to get used to this one bath... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1367624220 | 1367738388 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | unhappyworke: TIFU by looking sad at work
so it was the later hours and our shift was just about to end when a workmate comes up and asks me if the others are bothering me, and i answer yes since i think he isn't serious... but he was and he started to talk about how much he doesn't like that i get joked around with (w... | 12 | 1.833333 | |
1367631583 | 1367675643 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | rikki_tikki_timmy: TIFU by making a joke about a blind girl.
There is a blind girl in my grade, and the guy she is dating is in one of my classes. He had been suspiciously absent for a little while, and a friend of mine had asked where he was at. "He's probably seeing his girlfriend," responded a fellow, to which I rep... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1367635665 | 1367687551 | null | t5_2to41 | 247 | Dathrowawayoutside: TIFU by dropping a tampon
Throwaway because this is disgusting and I'm still a little scarred. Today I was in the [public] bathroom and was changing lady products like normal. Then somehow I managed to not only drop the used tampon I was holding, but *fling* it on the floor where it rolled into the ... | 6 | 41.166667 | |
1367655218 | 1367723793 | null | t5_2to41 | 230 | samba17: TIFU by taking a vyvance
Im in high school and im a stupid fucking teenager. My friend gave me a 70mg vyvance and told me to take it if i ever needed to cram for a test. So naturally i take it at around 6 pm the night before the SAT's. If you have ever take vyvance or adderal or any drug like that you know my ... | 9 | 25.555556 | |
1367683199 | 1367747185 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,379 | hawkinator: TIFU by being a dumb shit and overloading on poop facilitators
Oh. My. God. This is fucking awful.
So brief background: I've been on adderall for a while, right? Well the loveliest of side effects is that it makes your shit set up camp and just chill in your intestines.
Technically you could say "yeste... | 8 | 172.375 | |
1367685016 | 1367691479 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | jerendeb: TIFU by getting '7 fractured ribs'
On my bike ride Thursday night when I hit that gravel and my bike jackknives and I fall left and landed full onto my back left side! So they tell me '7 fractured ribs'. I weigh 180 + bike 17. No damage to bike. Thanks to a guy named Sid for protecting me until I could get up... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1367686136 | 1367694420 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving "special cookies" out... and accidently getting my sister and her friend high..
This happened yesterday, but here goes... So yesterday my mom and little sister were going to go out on a playdate. My mother decided this would be a great time for me to finish baking the dough we had left over f... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1367694900 | 1367779854 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | lookofwords: TIFU by smoking on a windy day
So to start off, I am a medical cannabis patient. And because I cannot smoke by my house because my grandparents would kill me, I find time to smoke a half a mile from my house. So here I am driving along smoking a blunt, enjoying myself after a long day at work, when I decid... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1367679494 | 1367867331 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | KantusThiss: TIFU by reading r/imgoingtohellforthis In the middle of class.
Teacher took my phone then proceeded to read from it in front of the class. The post was racist jokes and now the students think I'm a douche. Life is great curriculum...
Halfawake: To be fair, you were actually enjoying racist jokes.
Caristi... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1367691971 | 1367768971 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Americandesserts: TIFU by pooping in a toilet
More like "two years ago I fucked up", in this case.
My high school was putting on a musical and I was on the crew because I wanted to participate, but don't like to sing in front of people. My job was to open and close the curtains at the appropriate times. Easy enough, a... | 3 | 19 | |
1367699745 | 1368959698 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | kooksies: TIFU by frying the inside of my mouth
So i was pan frying chicken breast in olive oil and butter, and boiling pasta (in a different pot). So i'm doing that thing where you scoop the frying butter over the chicken while it's, well, frying.. but then i wanted to stir my pasta, but i didnt want to stir it with a... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1367706461 | 1367727965 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | notatallcorrect: TIFU by using the same username on Reddit as on other websites.
Most people use the same username across multiple sites. But this makes it much easier to find your identity by cross-referencing multiple sites. Some nutso on Reddit that wants to make your life hell can figure out who you are by e.g. fin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1367706783 | 1367779331 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking one of my moms SSRI pills "just to see what would happen"
So, my mom is on a ton of meds to address her plethora of health issues. One of these prescribed pills is an SSRI. She misplaces these pills frequently and last night i just so happened to come across a bottle in my room whilst cleaning... | 5 | 1 | |
1367711450 | 1367732533 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | scumbagskool: TIFU by house sitting and locking the keys in her house and my weed on her table
So. . .my mom and her friend left state for a week or so, I'm supposed to be house sitting the friend's house...
woke up, had a wake and bake, drank a few brews and decided to go home to shower and grab some food. . .
when... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1367721135 | 1367794961 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing out of my dream school.
I coasted throughout high school giving the bare-minimum effort and somehow got into a top 50 US University. It's a public university and I'm out of state so the only way I was able to attend was by keeping a 2.8 GPA so i could keep my basically-full ride scholarship. ... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1367724050 | 1367795038 | null | t5_2to41 | 291 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to McDonalds and ordering a Whopper
Here's what happened: Prom was tonight, I didn't have a date, and my parents wouldn't let me go because "I have to study" for the 24th night in a row (I keep track). So I got drunk as fuck on Jack Daniels, played Call of Duty, called a taxi, went to McDonalds... | 15 | 19.4 | |
1367724883 | 1367804251 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | swillowness: TIFU by breaking up a dog fight!
Back story: I volunteer frequently at my local humane society and have years of dog experience from there, personal pets/pet sitting, and working at a boarding facility then a vet's office. Today I was the only one walking dogs (and we have about 25), so I let them in an ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1367727425 | 1367778897 | null | t5_2to41 | 193 | xSleyah: TIFU and flunked my freshman year.
I thought I might like to study engineering so I took a lot of difficult courses this semester--a typical engineering courseload but one much harder than my first semester. I ended up getting two Fs, which will mean automatic dismissal for two semesters. My family cannot affo... | 9 | 21.444444 | |
1367738804 | 1367983335 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | somehokie: TIFU and blew a tire during a designated driver shift.
After dealing with one particular pick-up, I was driving to the next and hopefully final call of the night, when I hit a pot hole. This pot hole was the holiest of hole, and bounced the light car up onto the curb, which proceeded to shred the tire down ... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1367766869 | 1371797003 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | Sensiitivity: TIFU by trying to comply with elderly women who were breaking the rules.
So today's a great Sunday in the Northeast USA, so my father and I decided to grab our bikes and head for the bike trail on the other side of town. Supposedly, other people had the same idea, so said bike trail is jam-packed with bik... | 17 | 5.529412 | |
1367776808 | 1367856678 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,181 | ihearthaters: TIFU: At the chiropractor's office
I went to the chiropractor and after they are done popping your joints they hook up to these two electrode things on your lower back that shock you. The idea is to kind of half ass short circuit your nerve endings and also loosen and strengthen up the muscles. So you lay... | 13 | 90.846154 | |
1367785395 | 1367813983 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | taylorbcool: TIFU and can't pay my rent for this month.
It's less of a today I fucked up and more of a last month I fucked up. I've been coasting off of money I've had saved up while I look for a job, and as it turns out entry level jobs in a college town are at a premium. So I still haven't found anything to do for wo... | 5 | 9 | |
1367783160 | 1367789706 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Cursed_Sun: TIFU by being absent minded.
This really applies to many, many events...
Anyway, last week one of my favorite bands came to my area and are likely to never come back due to the size/music tastes of my city. I'd been waiting excitedly for several months once I heard they were coming, planned to go with a f... | 3 | 2 | |
1367790914 | 1367810072 | t3_1dr1ue | t5_2to41 | -16 | DRUNKnTENN: ass muncher
AdvancedWin: Wow
I guess you really are a drunk ten year old
DRUNKnTENN: ass muncher
| 3 | -5.333333 | |
1367779832 | 1367882402 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: Tifu by pooping
This is a throwaway account
So I really don't know when the true fuck-up occurred, but I am feeling the consequences today. For a while now I've been into anal play(I'm a guy) and sometimes I try to see how wide of something I can fit. That is what I believe to be fuck up one. Fuck up two com... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1367792345 | 1367795067 | null | t5_2to41 | 91 | charlie_wallace: TIFU by submitting a page of obscenities for my final exam.
I should say I found out today. Last thursday I had my physics final exam. I was running on very little sleep, and the exam was pretty difficult. At my school we use 'blue books,' little notebooks to write your answers. I got an extra one for ... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1367799895 | 1367861602 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | throwawayhere9999: TIFU by getting period blood on my shirt
I'm honestly very ashamed of this which is why it's a throwaway.
This was actually on friday but I haven't been able to think it over because every time it comes into my mind I push it away but here goes.
I was at school, and during 5th period I went to the ... | 3 | 8 | |
1367801085 | 1367804029 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | DenisPhelan: TIFU by not checking the toilet paper before sitting down.
Let me just start by saying, I HATE public restrooms. I think they're awkward and gross. So lets begin.
Tonight I went to Fudrucker's, a burger chain around here, and I just got a burger and fries, nothing I expected to upset my stomach in anyway.... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1367807841 | 1368077256 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting while cybering with my boyfriend.
Usually it takes me a long time to achieve orgasm. I have to block everything out but him and totally focus on how I feel. Today was different. Orgasm seemed to come (*heh*) so easily to me. Just as I hit the point of no return...
I farted. Loudly. My orgasm... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1367806271 | 1367987075 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | kitty_r: TIFU: I'm drinking and writing my research paper
The title is pretty self explanatory. I'm pretty drunk and am QUITE sure my paper RAWKS. Eh. It's only the capstone paper and it'll be fine. I think my bf deployed overseas just proposed to me today. GOD what I wouldn't give for some scotch.
[deleted]: I'... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1367821387 | 1367867901 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | RedCrayonHead: TIFU by almost fighting a customer
I wrote this long story about what happened and my app deleted it. So here is the high lights.
My last day working as a manager for a fast food company is Tuesday. My give a fuck broke about half way through my 2 weeks.
Tonight is stress full. Lobby is locked due to i... | 4 | 7 | |
1367833188 | 1367893818 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | 1lostwoman: by not realizing my friend was still in my Xbox party.
dukeofdan: If it makes you feel better, I do this kind of stuff all the time.
1lostwoman: Thanks, it does help a little. He hasn't texted me back and I'm kind of afraid to text him.
dukeofdan: If he was your friend, I don't he'll care about something l... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1367851446 | 1368220332 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,926 | MarshingMyMellow: TIFU by playing soccer too early in the morning.
I haven't played soccer in years, but some of my buddies were
playing one morning so I joined up with them. After a few minutes of kicking the ball around
I'm standing near the mid-field line, maybe 40-50 yards from the goal, and the guy
playing goalie ... | 11 | 266 | |
1367869918 | 1367963232 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | harg7769: TIFU by face planting on the pavement
While walking home from my brother's this morning, after a few beers, I managed to trip myself up as I crossed the road. As my hands were in my pockets, I couldn't do anything to stop it and head butted the pavement. As I went to stand, I noticed the blood gushing from my... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1367880720 | 1367936986 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | guy120: TIFU: by minding too much about things
I met this nice girl in my neighborhood, and got to know her more. I ended up having a crush on her, casually moving towards the "more than friends" zone. Meanwhile, I was noticing a trend in the park right in front of my house, where there would be a group of teenagers sm... | 9 | 3.666667 | |
1367874725 | 1368064446 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting peppermint lotion in a very private place...
I was having Skype-sex with my long distance boyfriend and he asked me to get lotion and rub it on my tits. I grabbed the first bottle I saw and did as he requested. Then I started touching myself again, and holy BURNING SENSATION. I ran into the b... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1367893460 | 1367936601 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,125 | redhottt66: Tifu by having sex in the kitchen
We just got home from the grocery store and I'm cutting chicken for dinner. My boyfriend starts kissing my neck and rubbing my boobs. When we started kissing my panties fell off. The next thing I know he is fucking me from behind and talking dirty. He is saying things like... | 8 | 140.625 | |
1367895674 | 1367896625 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | team-periwinkle: by forgotting mothers day
JK did i scare you?
also by forgetting how to spell forget.
chimera: As another member of team periwinkle, you disappoint me (mostly with your spelling of forgetting).
team-periwinkle: I am an orangered.....
and thx
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1367889208 | 1367901079 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing on my jacket between classes.
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swansonian: Are you Amir Blumenfeld?
Baydude98: He can't be. He only did it for the uptokes.
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1367891026 | 1368025405 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | EroticHercules: TIFU by giving myself the nosebleed of all nosebleeds in the shower.
So I'm in the shower having a go at washing my hair. My eyes are closed and I'm trying to remember the words to the second verse of 'Lose Yourself' (rapping in the shower = a great start to the day for me). Somehow I manage to violentl... | 3 | 15 | |
1367901228 | 1367941532 | null | t5_2to41 | 364 | Fecesofwar: TIFU by escalating a prank war and destroying a civilian.
My friends and I have been pulling pranks on each other for a few months now. The rules are that 1) you can't break anything valuable and 2) you can't repeat a prank.
So my buddy Hal pulls an upper decker on me at my place while we were drinking, a... | 5 | 72.8 | |
1367897039 | 1367962485 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu mountainboarding
So this really was last summer, and before you downvote the shit out of me for my FU not being today, read it. Maybe you'll find my pain just as good.
So last summer I was at summer camp with the BSofA. I'm an older scout(16) and was taking high adventure classes. They didn't take muc... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1367892812 | 1368068408 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | glenn469: TIFU by Not washing hands before bathroom.
Made mixes at work for marinates, one has some really hot chilli powder, I finished making it and immediately went to the bathroom. 5 min later my penis was on fire and i had to go back to the bathroom and hose it. i guess you could say i had a hot rod
Augenmann: Try... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1367946730 | 1367961483 | null | t5_2to41 | 506 | jivpop: TIFU by letting my iPhone fall off of a cliff
I was at a park with my friend near water and we were hiking around and taking pictures. My phone case has a slot on the back to hold my ID, so when I set it down on some rocks, gravity took charge and my phone and ID went skittering down to the rocks below. The wor... | 11 | 46 | |
1367939598 | 1368196585 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | MidnachtGreen: TIFU By crossing out my perfect thesis for my AP European History final essay.
I crossed it out, and made a different one because I thought it restated the question. I got a 2/9.
I went back, looked at it, and realized it would have gotten me a 9.
FML
YouNeedMoreUpvotes: If it makes you feel better, you... | 3 | 9 | |
1367953464 | 1367965989 | t3_1dvjbc | t5_2to41 | 141 | ella1993: No, I already paid the minimum amount due right at the courthouse. I'll be making two more payments over the next two months. It'd be nice to fight the system but I can't afford it.
geekinoutt: IANAL, ~~but If you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you to act on your behalf, right?~~
Edit: I ... | 14 | 10.071429 | |
1367946195 | 1367960338 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | stethoscope_vulture: TIFU a high school play
TIFU a high school's theater finale. I took on too much. I was supposed to make a major prop for a local high school's final play and what I gave them was far below what I'm capable of. I took this on top of an already far overloaded schedule but insisted I could do it. At t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1367955232 | 1367973137 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: tifu having sex without a condom
Yep, had sex with a girl and didn't use a condom. She says she is on birth control but I am still worried that she might get pregnant. I didn't cum in her either but some may have slipped out
YourToothbrush: TYFU by being too worried about everything.
Relax. If she's on birt... | 6 | 2 | |
1367965418 | 1368009453 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my ex's nudes to my SO's mother.
So me and my "SO" (Speech-marks because I'm not sure how committed I am in this) went on a day trip and we took quite a few pictures of us together and everything we were doing. Her phone was running low on battery so we decided to share a couple of the pictur... | 5 | 6 | |
1367981427 | 1367986369 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | ieatmuffinz: TIFU i told my sister i didn't believe in jesus and that he was a myth, she excommunicated me from her life.
i cant stop crying my eyes out.
Excorcistllamas: The way you say it here makes it sound like you were pretty harsh and sudden about it. Coming out to family isnt a hard thing to do (if this was your... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1367983247 | 1368010499 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | KoalaExpress: I should have just left the bird's nest well enough alone.
There was this bird's nest on my front porch next to the door wedged into a hanging lamp. The mama bird living there would freak out anyone who came or left the house. I decided it needed to be moved into a tree in our front yard. Instead of consu... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1367990274 | 1368036766 | null | t5_2to41 | 987 | nitacla: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time in 3 years.
So, second date with a guy I really like. We meet for lunch, which is entirely liquid, and I get quite tipsy. He suggests we go back to his. We sit in the garden, drink some more and smoke a spliff. I haven't smoked weed for around three years, since my uni d... | 12 | 82.25 | |
1367992095 | 1368126983 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | Trifax: TIFU by planning my senior prom without realizing it all is scheduled to happen the same night as a mandatory stage performance.
Background: I'm an actor and am currently assistant directing/assistant stage managing a production at a community theater that opens on Friday the 17th. My responsibilities with this... | 3 | 6 | |
1368008674 | 1368023031 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | jazzyd38: TIFU by pouring an entire pack of Mio into my bottle of water
Guys, i dont know why i did it, I saw the commercial saying "squirt a little or a lot" and i wanted to try to use the entire package (meant for 24 servings) for my bottle of water. Needless to say i drank the entire thing, it was fucking disgustin... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1368036070 | 1368043250 | null | t5_2to41 | 125 | beefwitted_brouhaha: TIFU and got a job offer rescinded
I've been looking for an engineering co-op for months and I finally heard back from two companies in one week! Got an offer from the first but was still waiting to hear from the second so I emailed them back saying the following:
"I am, however, waiting to hear b... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1368034515 | 1368455842 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,083 | cshaxercs: TIFU by “sleeping 10 minutes in”
TIFU by “sleeping 10 minutes in”.
So you know how whenever wakes up early in the morning *6am for me*, they would usually hit snooze and say, yea just 10 more minutes? Well that was me this morning. **BUT**, instead of 10 minutes, this “snooze” turned out to be 1 hour and 45 ... | 11 | 98.454545 | |
1368037697 | 1368095419 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | zombihuntr: TIFU by puking in my boss' car.
Well, it was actually in the 6th, but it's still haunting me.
We went out for Cinco De Mayo, and I warned him that tequila and I don't get along, but him and my coworker kept bringing me free drinks. And OF COURSE I kept drinking them. Can't let them go to waste right?
I ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1368042116 | 1368078995 | null | t5_2to41 | 204 | ToniDoubleYou: TIFU... Reddit, I come to you after having just painted my vagina purple...
So, Today I fucked up...
I put a bottle of purple nail polish in my pocket expecting to paint my nails on the hour long drive I had to make, while my boyfriend drove. He didn't get off work in time so, I left on my own and runnin... | 7 | 29.142857 | |
1368047153 | 1368186327 | null | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing a thumbs up at a track meet.
Alright so I run the 200 and I'm really slow because of a bad injury I had with my leg last year. I had joined track in the hopes I could become fast again and overall just get back into shape. Bad idea. No matter how hard I tried and all the exercises I did, my fuc... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1368056223 | 1368250918 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | benwubbleyou: TIFU by walking in front of an ambulance.
As I was on my way back from my internship, I get off the bus to head to the train station. Very normal, blasting my metal as usual, as I go to cross the street to the station I can't see what's coming to the left of me because there is a bus in the way(not a vali... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1368031524 | 1368072980 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | malebluedolphin: TIFU by using the wrong creme
I've got this heat rash in both of my armpits and elbowpits. So I go into my bathroom and bust out the Cortizone 10 right? Nope. I smeared IcyHot all over and its still burning.
syscofresh: In high school me and my friends used to rub icy hot on our balls and see who could... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1368067925 | 1368070304 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | Twayhrow123123123: Tifu by clicking random
As title says clicked random and ended up on /r/spacedicks
What was seen cannot be unseen & i am scarred for life
Mrlucky77: I thought nsfw subs were off Random.
Twayhrow123123123: I had the filter off since its mobile
Not a smart man
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1368068317 | 1368086455 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | glenn469: TIFU by super-gluing my tongue to my teeth.
So I was gluing my phone back together, managed to get superglue all over the side of my finger(s) and they started to sick together, At the time I was in a position where I couldn't stop holding it or I would destroy my phone, so I decided to lick my finger to try ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1368075089 | 1368133527 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | DarkMark3: TIFU by using Irish Spring "Electrify"
So I get into the shower like on every normal morning, usually spend five minutes. However, today the soap/shampoo I usually use isn't there. Aside from that, we have face scrub and this bottle of Irish Spring.
Now, being me, not only am I tired as balls, but I also do... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1368076830 | 1368262533 | null | t5_2to41 | 110 | thatmaleckid: TIFU by trying to make healthy eating choices
So I am making the road trip back home after my second semester. I hadn't eaten since around 9 am central time, it was now 6 pm mountain time. I enter the convenience store, here begins our story down to fuckupville.
I walk over to the counter and place the i... | 5 | 22 | |
1368067384 | 1368100486 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Visit from the plumber... Surprise
Today as a went around my usually business of morning bludging, I heard a noise from the door, shocked and Curious I stood up and ran to the door, it was the plumber,I was wearing my crappy home clothes and extremely bright pink crocs( sexy I know), the plumber explained th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1368078713 | 1368154340 | null | t5_2to41 | 317 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to use Nair on my vagina
So I usually shave, but I thought that this would be easier and work better somehow. I find some 7+ year old Nair in a bathroom in my home. It says "Warning: do not use around pubic area" or something like that. It smells really strong (probably both because of its age... | 11 | 28.818182 | |
1368108351 | 1368126082 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | tributetothegreatest: TIFU by googling a potential employer's number
A bit of background, I've been looking for internships in media for a few weeks and got a call back today. I missed call and got given a number to call about a potential position.
Being curious about this I decided to google the number given to find ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1368052271 | 1368213355 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | gearodo: TIFU by "taking it easy" during exams.
My state examinations are drawing nearer and nearer and I have gradually been consumed in project work* for various teachers. A few nights ago I stayed up till 5am finishing a science project that was "supposed to be done days ago" only to hand it in to my chilled out tea... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1368118886 | 1368207155 | null | t5_2to41 | 941 | [deleted]: TIFU when I got my period all over my boyfriend's parent's white bath mat.
I just had surgery and so my body has been acting a little strange this week. I knew I was due for my period but I wasn't quite expecting how it chose to arrive. My boyfriend's parents are taking care of me while I recover, so this mo... | 10 | 94.1 | |
1368121172 | 1368228289 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | Quetz23: Didnt go into work because I thought I worked at 4pm. I did not.
I feel terrible about this... This is so unlike me. Ive never been more than a few minutes late but today I thought I worked at 4pm. I checked before I left my last shift and could swear it was 4pm. I was out today and my job had been calling-... | 4 | 6 | |
1368147985 | 1368150420 | t3_1e0tps | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: Dude honestly I wouldn't have that shit. That's practically assault and incredibly unprofessional as stated above. Even if your accusation doesn't really do much at least you still get the word out that that chick is a straight up bitch.
VivaLaVodkaa: Normally, I'm not one to take things lying down anyway. ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1368128715 | 1368298688 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | bbdax: TIFU by trying to give my dog a mohawk
Every year when spring rolls around, I bring my Pomeranian, Gretzky, to the groomers to get his fuzzy winter coat buzzed off. Having recently acquired a "Pet Grooming Kit" I thought I would do it myself, and give him a mohawk while I was at it. Sadly, dog grooming does not ... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1368132627 | 1368257800 | null | t5_2to41 | 86 | OblivionsMemories: TIFU by thinking I could clean up my backyard by myself.
So my boyfriend is at work, I'm bored as hell, and I decide; hey, the backyard is in a total state of disarray, why don't I get it cleaned up?
I marched out my door armed with a bottle of raid, one gardening glove (still not sure where my othe... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1368152789 | 1368153774 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU
I saw a really old xbox game that i played as a kid and i decided to buy it. When I got home and put it in my xbox 360 i learned that the game was to old to play. i was fine with it at first the game was only $5 so i decided to go buy the second one. I get home and put it to find that also is still to o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1368159016 | 1368237725 | null | t5_2to41 | 185 | nmkitty: TIFU cutting my boyfriend's hair
long story short, he's bald now.
My boyfriend was cutting his hair in the bathroom and asked me to come touch it up. so I grabbed the razor, not realizing he had taken the guide comb off, and took a chunk out of his hair next to his ear. I tried to fix it and blend it in, but... | 4 | 46.25 | |
1368155451 | 1368193758 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | tree_hugging_hippie: TIFU by trying Dieter's Green Tea.
So I'm trying to eat a little healthier. Today I stopped at an Asian supermarket, mostly to look around. I spotted some dieter's green tea, and I remembered that someone had recommended it to me a while back, so I picked some up. I ran some errands with the hub... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1368152672 | 1368398580 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | dancing_raptor_jesus: TIFU by trying to fufil some stupid OCD quirk of mine...
So I have OCD. NOt very severe but it does get in the way of life sometimes. Recently, if I am leaving the kitchen I have to open the door as wide as it will go, check to make sure the fridge/freezer doors are shut (it is about 10 feet away ... | 3 | 5 | |
1368191023 | 1368239508 | null | t5_2to41 | 547 | Weirfish: TIFU with ants, piss, tetherball and a job interview.
Today has not been a good day, and it's only 1:30.
As I slept, at 9:30, I was having a wonderful dream. I don't remember anything about it, other than it was really enjoyable.
Then, my alarm interrupted me.
Groaning, I sat up, looking blearily at the ti... | 9 | 60.777778 | |
1368198469 | 1368222353 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU - Friday evening work drinks.
So this week my company meet a deadline. Celebrations were in order and I was late too said celebratory beverage evening due to a late running task on another project. Nedless to say, upon my arrival, I attempted to mask up for list time. Shots followed by some tasty Scotch... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1368202205 | 1368204242 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | pandarsis: TIFU bye sneezing
What started out as a normal day would turn tragic by a simple sneeze. So I'm in the bathroom preparing for work and I'm swigging some mouthwash while I simultaneously hop in the shower. There I am, swishing this blue cleaning product in my oral cavity when the urge to sneeze arises.
Natu... | 4 | 16 | |
1368204207 | 1368213449 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | LurkToRed: TIFU by sleeping with some strange and then burning my balls
This story has two parts... Lets begin
So last night I was feeling a bit randy so I decided to try and find some random piece of ass. After a bit of searching I found one. We exchanged numbers and pictures and decided to meet up. As Barney Stinson... | 6 | 1 | |
1368222760 | 1368282280 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | Dookiestain_LaFlair: TIFU By accidentally using interrogation techniques on myself
I went to sleep last night with the fan on full blast like normal, but I only pulled over my thin cover and not the quilt. I fell asleep and woke up in the morning shivering. I think I even had a dream where I fell back to sleep and thou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1368227577 | 1368276242 | null | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing one of the most important final exams ever.
I'm in my final year, about the fucking graduate. When the exams are announced the college sends out a huge PDF with the entire college's exam dates. I accidentally read my exam to be on the wrong date and missed my exam. It's friday night so for th... | 4 | 20 | |
1368228663 | 1368895217 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be polite
This whole week my high school has been doing AP testing, and today I had to come in for my English Language and Composition test. Before the exam started the proctor read all the required instructions, such as "no food or drink in the testing room," "no talking during the test," ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1368232290 | 1368253696 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,285 | Paiste402: TIFU by drinking flavoured milks all the time
I like the little cartons of flavoured milk and before you open then you give them a quick shake to stir it up. I don't usually have soft drink but in the case of a University musical theory exam I thought I could use something fizzy.
I sit down, exam begins. I... | 12 | 107.083333 | |
1368233957 | 1368244686 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | Childwood: TIFU by making an accidental pun about a recent tragedy.
I have a friend who just found out close friends of theirs had been in a very serious car accident involving a transport truck and several other cars. Two dead, three seriously injured.
We were discussing how horrible it all was and I was doing my be... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1368249241 | 1368251587 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU and got a BJ from an old lady
So, it's Friday and I'm obviously getting shit hammered. The night turns into my 55+ year old neighbor giving me a jimmer. Tomorrow is going to be stupid awkward. I have already subscribed/posted to /r/stopdrinking because this shit can never happen again.
Tomorrow is goin... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1368250999 | 1368396079 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | 25cats: TIFU: By trying to be a good citizen
I wanted ice cream. Having a couple bucks in my wallet I decide to go get some at my local B&R. When I stop at the stop sign at the bottom of my hill I see a chick slumped over against the stop sign pole. I don't think anything of it and drive on. After getting my icey c... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1368273107 | 1368311288 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | intensethrowaway2013: TIFU getting intimate with someone I shouldn't have.
So, long story time.
I've had this friend for some time now, we'll call her Amber (well, because that's her name. Not like a single first name can be traced to the other side of the internet anyway).
So, she's been pretty hard up her whole lif... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1368291837 | 1368295109 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | Vaulttechnician: TIFU by loosing my work mobile phone with very important documents and phone numbers on the sim card.
Today I seriously fucked up by loosing my cellphone, not only it had no password lock, it also had some sensible documents, a lot of fotos and snapshots from makeup sculpts from me, and yeah the person... | 4 | 3.5 |
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