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1371691378 | 1371696310 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by bragging about how "I KNEW IT".
So, here's the deal.
I'll make this as short as possible. I don't want to talk about it.
I'm good friends with my ex's brother.
We hang out a lot and play guitar. He's a cool guy.
Now, his friend tried to kill herself yesterday.
I give this whole speech abou... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1371707569 | 1371762871 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | BrutalTombXBL: TIFU Got poison ivy on my junk.
Not so much Today, but this weekend
So Sunday evening i was outside walking my dog in the woods (we do that) and i get this incredible urge to poo. I'm atleast a mile away from my house, so going back isnt an option. So i start walking looking for a nice spot to go, when ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1371678530 | 1371764934 | null | t5_2to41 | 153 | OneTimesMore2003: TIFU by reading a dirty, filthy book at work. (a little lengthy)
First off let me say that I have been married for ten years and up until last year my wife and I enjoyed a healthy sex life. But do to some health issues we very rarely have sex anymore. Now this happened last Friday night. I work as a n... | 5 | 30.6 | |
1371707590 | 1371874865 | null | t5_2to41 | 105 | 420flasher: TIFU by not making sure my door was closed
So, I'm going to preface this story by explaining to you some things about my room. The latch to my door from the main hallway is very tricky. you have to push that nob in the center at just the right angle while the door is being pushed shut to squeeze the door in... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1371716917 | 1371894006 | null | t5_2to41 | 356 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a black lady racist (rant)
I'm currently working a temp job at McDonalds out here in the Bay area. The Bay area is EXTREMELY diverse, full of Asian, Indian, Mexican, Russian, etc immigrants. Hell, most of the customers don't speak perfect English. There are many Chinese people here, and I am ... | 11 | 32.363636 | |
1371719593 | 1371770953 | null | t5_2to41 | 95 | potato99: By staying up until 3 in the morning watching you tube and accidentally fell asleep on the girl I likes shoulder
On Sunday night I realized that I was behind on all the you tube channels I watch and that I had to get up to date with them. Cut to the next day in English class I was regretting my decision of st... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1371742269 | 1371745799 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | greatsirshandow: TIFU Washing parents car
a little backstory - My grandfather passed away a year ago, leaving a car behind. The deal was then that provided i would drive my little sister to and from school every day, i could use the car untill i moved out of the house. I was 18 at the time and had just gotten my driver... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1371753712 | 1371764398 | null | t5_2to41 | 167 | PhatDaddy420: TIFU by getting 6 people laid off...
This happened in 2009, but only learned about the layoffs a little while ago. And this is going to be a wall of text...
In 2009, I got a temp job for a year taking care of the computer systems in the library in a large university, and we used a program called Deep Fre... | 5 | 33.4 | |
1371754374 | 1371930317 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,462 | zk001guy: TIFU by having sex in my car
Last night on my way to take my girlfriend home she was getting frisky. Now my car is perfect, it has a camper shell and a matress in the back. So I pulled behind an empty frys market place. We start going to town, you know... plowing guts, and right before we climax, *tap tap tap... | 13 | 189.384615 | |
1371755796 | 1371831609 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,136 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend's sister see my penis.
I was feeling sexy this afternoon so about twenty minutes ago I sent my girlfriend a joke picture of me flexing with a t-shirt on with my wang hanging out of the bottom. This was the first time I've **EVER** sent her any form of naked picture. She texted m... | 9 | 126.222222 | |
1371757592 | 1371759888 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing myself in front of three teenage girls
5 minutes into my daily run I noticed that I forgot to wear an incontinence pad, but I didn't wanna turn back. Thus I had three teenage girls laugh at me as I was running past them in my pee stained sweat pants.
PilotInspektor: when did you start having ... | 3 | 1 | |
1371766967 | 1372326849 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | familytroubles1: TIFU by letting my mom use my computer and now she thinks I got sexually abused as a child
I am a straight girl, who is also a very outspoken feminist. Today my mom surprised me by visiting me at college. Earlier in the day I had been watching porn on my computer and I, for some reason, get really turn... | 6 | 12.333333 | |
1371768720 | 1371781313 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | Liberalinthemidwest: TIFU by putting the wrong soap in the dishwasher.
So apparently dish soap and dish washing liquid are two totally different things. I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle and started the dishwasher, then went to take a shower. When I got out I found about 3 inches of bubbles covering the floors ... | 3 | 3 | |
1371791364 | 1371827887 | null | t5_2to41 | 346 | Ihaveaseriousquestio: TIFU by popping a pimple near my eye.
This actually happened a year ago. I had planned a vacation and took 5 days off of work to sit around the house and play video games. Last day before my vacation I notice my Unibrow is growing back so I shave it with a razor, no big deal.
Day 2 the area is a ... | 7 | 49.428571 | |
1371793154 | 1372251366 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Id10t3qu3: TIFU by showing my dad Kanye West's new album, "Yeezus."
So let me be clear, I am a Kanye West fan and really like his music. Whether or not I am correct is an entirely different matter, but for now, let's agree to disagree.
My dad and I were watching Game 7 of the NBA finals together. We've been catching... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1371805290 | 1372276513 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | zombiekodi: TIFU by telling a woman her TV might be broke
Ok, this was actually on Tuesday.. but whatever.
I work in technical support for a large home service provider, and I got this call from a customer who had spoken with a friend, and the person behind me the night before. Her TV apparently started splitting th... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1371799752 | 1372162024 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting kicked out of the bar in 1 minute flat.
Today is my 21st birthday. [*somewhat fuzzy verification*](http://imgur.com/ZqK1WQ0). Just before midnight, I head with my college buds for the local dive bar for my first legal beer. We get there right at 12. After getting in without a hitch and starti... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1371824329 | 1371832139 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | ItsABisonNotABuffalo: TIFU by having pot
My friends and I were driving, just smoking a bit on backroads. We were actually heading back to our apartments when we come upon a roadblock. I didn't know that's what it was; I didn't see any lights so I thought it was a construction site or something. My friend tells me to tu... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1371825350 | 1371830207 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | tinkerbelle91: TIFU by calling a cab
Only a minor fuck up, but somewhat irritating nonetheless. It happened about 2 days ago
So, I work a 9-5:30 job in London. I'm an intern, so, usually I get out of work on time, and want to get home as quick as possible.
The only way out of London from where I work by tube is the J... | 5 | 17 | |
1371828680 | 1371868955 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,023 | l3aca: TIFU by drinking AZ Fruit Punch
Yesterday, I bought a gallon jug of Arizona Fruit Punch. I cracked it open this morning at about 2. I drank the entire thing, then went to bed. To my horror I pissed all over myself.
UPDATE: I don't have diabeetus
unceunceunce: Congratulations, you drank 400g of sugar in one sitt... | 17 | 60.176471 | |
1371719386 | 1372190181 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | Fapper_Deluxe: TIFU by putting scissors into my pocket
Today right before leaving for work (was already dressed) I've noticed some hair sticking out and decided to chop them off. Got my scissors, did the thing and put them into my jeans front pocket. Completely forgot about them and left.
Came to my bus stop, put my ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1371769947 | 1371939273 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by having Family Fun Day
My wife and I decide we're going to take our kids outside on a little picnic. We have an old swingset in our yard, and we go outside, followed by my son and then my two year old daughter.
The thing is, since we were just going into the backyard, I didn't think to grab my house ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1371833069 | 1371847767 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwaway801197: TIFU Wife might leave me.
About a year ago I had gotten a bit curious and sent an e-mail to another guy to see what would happen. I had no intentions doing anything irl though. Not really sure what came over me at that time. I guess I forgot to delete the e-mail and now my wife found it. Not sure what ... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1371839881 | 1371870800 | null | t5_2to41 | 324 | DickPringle: TIFU by trying to let my cat eat a piece of gristle hanging out of my mouth.
So I have a weird cat that eats literally everything he can get his hands on. (avocados, sweet potatoes, chips, eggs, almonds, dog bones, you name it). As I was eating the steak the lil' fucker was watching and begging for a piece... | 4 | 81 | |
1371839749 | 1371899412 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | googie_g15: TIFU by dropping hot Mac 'N Cheese on my dick.
I got home early from work today and none of my roommates were home. I decided that I had no business being sober on a beautiful Friday so I broke out the rum and beer. After a while of being drunk I was both hungry and horny at the same time. After much delibe... | 4 | 18 | |
1371846028 | 1372092068 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | wfu: TIFU by responding to the wrong person on Facebook
Here's the backstory: There's this girl that my friends have wanted me to go after for the longest time. She is having a party tonight at her place, and my friends have been pressuring me to do something with her. I sent my friend a message over telling him that I... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1371854568 | 1372004830 | null | t5_2to41 | 208 | TheWierdSide: TIFU by taking YOUR advice, Reddit.
Do you guys remember when i posted [This?](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1g1cy3/tifu_im_sure_this_has_happened_to_someone_else/)
Well a lot of you guys suggested that, in order to keep this from happening again, i should have my own **Cum-towel**.
I decided to... | 8 | 26 | |
1371853448 | 1372341736 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | TIFUsofuckmeright: TIFU by introducing a Senator
throwaway time ....
This week I was at an small out-of-state event where a family member was receiving an award. One of my family members knows someone who knows someone, and managed to get one of the state senators to attend the presentation. Note that this was not a p... | 4 | 7 | |
1371839727 | 1371879713 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | D4rk_N1nj4: TIFU by playing League of Legends
Not today but a little over a year ago (just found this subreddit), was around 1-2 AM on the weekend in my double in a dorm. Was playing a game of League with my headphones on and couldn't really hear much. Heard someone moving around, but I thought it was my roommate so I ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1371855703 | 1372038419 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | kaivalya_pada: Tifu by eating hummus
So, last night I got some hummus and pita crisps to eat since it's been forever since I ate that. I was eating some more today for lunch, when I realized I needed to go to the gym.
I went, started warming up on the treadmill and then, I started running. Immediately after this, I s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1371859983 | 1371873527 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | throwaway178033: TIFU by not telling my doctor the whole story
Last night I was in a park with my girlfriend. We made out and talked for about two hours, then we had to get up to catch our train. As soon as I stood up, both my balls began to hurt rather badly. I didn't tell her because we haven't been together for long... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1371871410 | 1371876062 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling coffee on my brand new shorts
TL;DR: My sister kicked me out of the library because I looked like a child molester.
Today, I made plans to meet up with my sister after she finished work. I got some coffee before I got on the train, and as I was getting up to leave, I spilt my coffee on my [... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1371862389 | 1371880945 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | ITSBACON: TIFU by parking the work van.
I shall paint you a picture. It's hot, mid afternoon, and less then the contents of a can of rootbeer in my stomach, so I am stressed.
I was delivering a PC to be setup at a local office, it was a rush job as the order only came through the company yesterday and HAD to be there... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1371893716 | 1371909332 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | potato99: Continuation of falling asleep on girls shoulder and drooling
thanks guys where going out now and I have learned from my mistakes :).
Drudicta: Link to previous? =(
FelineJuggler4: [Previous](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gpuh3/by_staying_up_until_3_in_the_morning_watching_you/)
| 3 | 9.666667 | |
1371903461 | 1371953084 | null | t5_2to41 | 691 | jeremiahfelt: TIFU in front of coworkers and colleagues by speaking without thinking
More of a [yesterday I fucked up], but this is more fun.
So I work for a really big company. I spend a lot of my day on one conference call or another. This one was with four or five people from another division of our company, who wa... | 7 | 98.714286 | |
1371916236 | 1372005690 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | Bl00death: TIFU by trying to be encouraging to a teenage girl
I'm a children's librarian in a small town where everyone seems to know each other. Part of my job is working with our volunteers. A very nice girl (about 14) started volunteering a couple of weeks ago. One of my co-workers knows her family and we were talki... | 7 | 12.142857 | |
1371905383 | 1371947206 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU car broke down.
So me and my girlfriend were visiting friends from college. Her and one of the friends needed to go way north for a test for a police officer job, so we pack some stuff and wake up at 4:00am to make it on time. About an hour and a half in my car gets a light on the dash I've never seen b... | 4 | 1 | |
1371949929 | 1372000405 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,782 | CG1991: TIFU by beating a customer with a banana at work.
In work packing a customers shopping bag and put bananas on top (to stop damage). Customer runs off to get juice; which I try to put in the bag as well.
He grabbed the bananas and said, "you fucking idiot! Bananas bruise, you piece of shit!"
At this point, I h... | 12 | 315.166667 | |
1371955130 | 1372001528 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Allegracat: Tifu by drinking coffee right before I was going to sleep.
Okay, so whenever I drink coffee I get a really bad stomach ache, so I usually don't drink it. But today my brilliant self decided to make a really strong cup right before bed. So not only am I too hyper to sleep, but I also am sitting on the bathro... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1371922179 | 1372001858 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | babeigotastewgoing: TIFU by losing my passport, missing my flight, then leaving my iphone in a taxi in Birmingham.
God I love the south, kinda.
**Part One: FU prologue**
So here's what happened. I was at a week long conference in Birmingham, AL beginning last Saturday. Everything actually started then. I suppose I f... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1371957831 | 1372030184 | null | t5_2to41 | 238 | iamaverystupidperson: TIFU by using shampoo rather than lube [NSFW]
I am a younger person still living at home with my parents. I happen to like jerking off with something vaguely phallus-shaped in my anus. Due to the complexities of buying an actual dildo or butt plug and lube, I improvise with a toothbrush on-the-go ... | 5 | 47.6 | |
1371958027 | 1372107019 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | aaserrta: TIFU by misreading a schedule and and as a result failing the majority of my classes.
I have been taking 3 programming classes to catch up this summer. Due to being summer courses the normally 15 weeks curriculum is compressed down to 6.
Two of the courses however have assignments, including their finals, l... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1371958534 | 1372093504 | null | t5_2to41 | 97 | Rosenkrantz_: TIFU by fisting
It turns out that when you don't wear a rubber glove that smell will stick in your hand pretty badly.
Also, hand sanitizer / heavy washing with strong soap just won't do. Trust me, I've been trying for some 5 or 6 hours now.
Meudhros: I think we need to hear the background story here plea... | 7 | 13.857143 | |
1371969815 | 1372123496 | null | t5_2to41 | 78 | reederrabid: TIFU by smacking a teenage boy at the movies.
Tonight, I went to see a movie. I picked a seat and settled in. I noticed that I'd sat in front of a small group of teenage boys because I could hear them talking and laughing during the previews. No big deal - just the previews.
When the movie started, I c... | 6 | 13 | |
1371995278 | 1372058932 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by Saying goodbye to my German teacher.
I honestly don't know what came over me. I have a high respect for my German teacher and I know she likes me. As I was walking out the door I turned to my teacher to say 'auf wiedersehen' but I accidentally said 'Auschwitz'. The look on her face as I said it is so... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1371997528 | 1372030311 | null | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently typing reddit.com/r/yifu
nsfw
gooddrunky: I don't want to go to there someone just tell me!
[deleted]: It's an empty subreddit with a background picture of a topless, old lady holding two black penises.
Justusbraz: Thank you, AlienBlue.
http://i.imgur.com/VTqDbr3.jpg
| 4 | 44 | |
1372017635 | 1372128787 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | GoOnGoogleMe: TIFU by dancing all night in a club barefoot
It was my friends 21st birthday last night so we all got pretty drunk and decided to go dancing.. Once at the club I very cleverly decided that shoes were an inconvenience and were hindering my dancing. I obviously took them off, and spent the rest of the night... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1372017344 | 1372058979 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | rscarson: TIFU by drinking a nice big can of my own diseased phlegm
So I'm sick, and gagging up phlegm all day into this empty can next to me. I get thirsty after waking up, and take a nice big swig.
dottmatrix: It could be worse - at least you didn't fry your own vomit.
rscarson: Is this a reference I missed?
dottmatr... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1372021807 | 1372070988 | null | t5_2to41 | 608 | davver: TIFU giving my uncle a haircut.
So about a week ago, I used my new electric shaver to shorten my hair. My uncle saw that I can do it pretty well, and wanted me to shorten his hair as well. Being a good nephew, I accepted and proceeded to do it using my new shaver.
Now here's where shit *starts* to hit the fan-... | 9 | 67.555556 | |
1372027828 | 1372109174 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking that link.
Okay, so I went on this post http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gwqss/tifu_by_accidently_typing_redditcomryifu/ . I should have clicked /r/yifu .
Don't. Click. That. Fucking. Link.
It's a bit like /r/spacedicks but this was a topless grandma holding two dicks in her fuckin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1372030271 | 1372093616 | null | t5_2to41 | 777 | throwaway_for_tifu: TIFU by making out with my cousin in a graveyard.
So my best friend likes my 2nd cousin. I've been trying to get them together for a few weeks now but she just isn't warming up to him so I meet up with her in person. (We live quite closeby in the countryside.) We decided to rendez-vous at the gravey... | 10 | 77.7 | |
1371923154 | 1372099254 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | ann_no_aku: TIFU by sleeping in
I wanted to wake up early today. I have to be at work at 4pm, and since the weather is finally starting to get nice up here, I wanted to get out of bed before noon so I could enjoy the day.
I woke up when my man left the bed, still didn't get out. I woke up when the alarm went off at ... | 5 | 1 | |
1372033182 | 1372058242 | null | t5_2to41 | 911 | warpaint: TIFU by eating doritos that were expired in 2005. FUCK MY LIFE.
Got super sick, can barely even move.
I previously had a cold and couldn't really taste them, so I kept eating them.
Now I'm dying.
EDIT: This is OP's friend. OP is currently in the hospital suffering from severe intestinal blockage.
sg88: ... | 14 | 65.071429 | |
1372032441 | 1372059279 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | da_asparagus: TIFU by grilling on my deck.
I live in a manufactured home (fancy term for a doublewide) and we have a wooden deck on the house. Whoever built the deck didn't put adequate support beams in the middle of the deck, so it's bowing pretty badly. Anyway, after I was done grilling on my small grill that sit o... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1372050798 | 1372101744 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | nymphetamine-x-girl: TIFU by trying to improve my health.
Last year I lost a bunch of weight, and like most- this year I'm well on the way to gaining it back. In an effort to lose the 25 lbs that I gained, I decided to start the same regimen I did last year by going on a several mike long walk/jog in my toe shoes. 6 mi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1372054493 | 1372169417 | null | t5_2to41 | 98 | kaythxbai: TIFU by getting my car stuck in my friend's driveway.
I was dropping my friend off at her house after a very good gym workout. Parked the car to go play with her dog. When I was about to leave, I found that the car wasn't moving. Wheels were spinning, but the car stood still. I was stuck in some mud, as it h... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1372036422 | 1372114175 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | SpiffShientz: TIFU by assuming inertia applied to relationships.
I'm part of an extensive Theatre Company, and two good friends of mine are Jayne and David, both spectacular actors, and they happen to be romantically entwined. They've been dating for quite a while at this point, and everyone's happy. They go great t... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1372056110 | 1372099182 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my wife feel fat
My wife and I were watching an old Couples Fear Factor episode and one of the challenges involved the man hanging upside down from a helicopter by a rope, while holding another rope that the girl holds on to, all the while hovering over cold water. The couple who holds on the ... | 3 | 14 | |
1372062590 | 1373725229 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | ElectronicFerret: TIFU by having a messy apartment and now I have to get rid of my cat.
Wow, this subreddit is already making me feel better. I just went to google and typed in 'I fucked up' on a whim, because I did, and now here I am!
I have been in this apartment for two years now. When I moved in, the owners lived ... | 9 | 3 | |
1372064841 | 1372114060 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | TheTannerMan: Today I fucked up by getting piss drunk
So I just finished school up (I'm on the quarter system) and came back home. Yesterday my cousin hit me up to go to the bars with him. Seeing as I recently graduated, people kept buying me drinks. I got sloshed. Well this one hot girl starts flirting with me, and te... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1372067116 | 1372647154 | null | t5_2to41 | 119 | no-knee-mouse: TIFU by not responding to 30mins of flirting
It's never a great feeling when someone doesn't reciprocate in social situations, I hate it when it happens to me so I feel really bad about what happened.
My own damn fault, was out way too late the night before and only had 3 hours sleep, plus had agreed to... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1372081297 | 1372109857 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting sucker punched.
So I come home from school with the plan to get ready as I have an interview for a mechanic apprenticeship at 6:00 pm. As I open the door, my brother jumps out and punches me in the face. Blood, swelling, the whole nine yards. When I got it to stop bleeding it looked like I we... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1372084547 | 1372087988 | null | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my haircut by a man who was not listening to a damn word I said..
I went to the barber on Saturday to get a trim. My hair is usually short on the sides and about 2-3 inches long on top depending on how long it's been since the last trim. My fiance was sitting there as I told the guy "#2 on th... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1372091665 | 1372262625 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,556 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking a shower in a 200 year old rock ranch house.
So my buddy's parents own a huge ranch and we were invited up for the weekend. His brother lives on the ranch in a house built somewhere around 1800. We stayed with him. Fast forward to Saturday night; we partied hard....very very hard. Sunday morni... | 14 | 182.571429 | |
1372094422 | 1372356993 | null | t5_2to41 | 193 | tingtongtooting: TIFU by not wearing panties in bed
I was masturbating with my legs spread open and I felt something on my leg. I thought it was one of my hairs (my brain didn't have the necessary blood to question where the hair would come from) and didn't think anything of it.
The next second, I felt something jump ... | 5 | 38.6 | |
1372105033 | 1372107460 | null | t5_2to41 | -6 | WeAllDoThings: TIFU by not accepting a job interview.
I applied to Target and instead of taking the first interview available, I told them I couldn't make it.
Now I am back in the applicant pool.
[deleted]: How old are you?
[deleted]: does it matter? at least he's trying to get a fucking job
[deleted]: It does. If h... | 8 | -0.75 | |
1372106979 | 1375685582 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | alexukop: TIFU by grossly over-estimating my salary on a loan application
A few days ago I was at a car dealership, nice little place, submitting his application for a loan that he would send to the bank.
Because I'm a 20 year old who works at a restaurant, I don't exactly know my "salary", just my wage. Well, I was p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1372107187 | 1372157999 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my roommates hard drive.
It's been a real shitty month for me. My GF and I had just broke up the day before all this.
Some backstory: my roommate, B, is an unemployed 30 year old who smokes pot all day. He's stated that he has no interest in getting job. He doesn't contribute anything to ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1372110206 | 1372130928 | null | t5_2to41 | 131 | Throwaway74788282: TIFU by masturbating at someone else's house
My girlfriend's family is out of town for the week. Today, while my girlfriend was at work, I was at her parent's house checking on the animals. There was a computer handy, so I decided to hop on the internet for a little while.
I'm sure you can understan... | 4 | 32.75 | |
1372112679 | 1372114445 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | PhishnChips: TIFU by dropping my shoe in the toilet at work on top of my turds.
The title pretty much explains it all. But I guess you'd all be interested in the how part.
I don't use my hand to flush. I always kick my leg up and push the handle with my foot (it's your typical public bathroom straight handle). I've ... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1372114324 | 1372246348 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | JudgementTime: TIFU by trying to buy The Last of Us
So my brother and I were going to Best Buy to get a copy of The Last of Us, but unfortunately they were sold out. So we went to try our luck at Wal-Mart, but today my luck was utterly shitty. I had 2 $50 bills to cover the cost of the $60 game. Wal-Mart was sold out t... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1372116380 | 1372166900 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ozzy720: TIFU by Underestimating the Weight of Wood (Picture inside)
So I was on a job site today, moving around materials with a pump-cart. So anyway, I came to a ramp and I had to get the cart down it.
I'm a guy who has never really been on a job site prior to the week I've been on this one. I'm not really savvy ... | 3 | 6 | |
1372120127 | 1372145278 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | Fat_Head: TIFU by accidentally calling my boss's husband her father, and a pedophile.
So I work as a Level 1 IT help desk/computer repairs technician for a small company. My boss is a woman in her early 40's, and she was having router troubles at home. No problem, I can stop over on my way home, fix her router up in 10... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1372131909 | 1372144855 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | airmasszero: coffee spilled on a coworker
I went to get coffee at work at the cafeteria, was walking back out of the cafeteria into the connecting hallway... some guy in a group of three wasn't looking as he was walking (was half turned to someone in the group) and I went around, he didn't see me and kept walking. his ... | 3 | 1 | |
1372135895 | 1372138414 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | ifuckwiththejesus: TIFU by having a good time.
I went out to a show and had a blast, too much of a blast. This morning (I think) I made my way home with a friend. We walked the two miles here, and got lost along the way. We were both extremely intoxicated. Somewhere in the two mile trip I lost my phone. The one means o... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1372146531 | 1372216480 | null | t5_2to41 | 608 | wafflebuster: TIFU by leaving the sound on.
So I heard that one of the girls from Teen Mom had made a porn, and being hoke alone, I thought why not. I usually watch that stuff on my Kindle Fire, and since the thing has pretty bad speakers I usually turn the sound up. So I gave it a quick fap and turned my kindle off. F... | 8 | 76 | |
1372122857 | 1372225102 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not keeping track of time.
So anyways I have class at 8 which is Microbiology, I set my alarm up at 5:30 last night but keep snoozing it till it was about 6:30. The teacher said she was giving a quiz today so I naturally wanted to study. My friend messages me on facebook "Your class is at 9 right?'' ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1372156324 | 1372259346 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TFIU by not reading the obvious signs to get with my hot friend.
So I decided to post this because of a few people responding to a [comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gykrp/tifu_by_not_responding_to_30mins_of_flirting/capge98) I made in another thread.
This actually happened about 6 months ago,... | 5 | 3 | |
1372162821 | 1372192413 | null | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping a blister
This did not actually happen today, but I was reminded of it by [this post] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gy9s9/tifu_by_trying_to_improve_my_health/). It happened about a year ago, and I don't exactly have the best memory, so I'm going to piece together all of the little s... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1372164890 | 1372167247 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | Patron_Saint: TIFU by making oatmeal without pants on.
Woke up and began my normal morning routine. Sleep nude so much of this routine is done that way. Put oatmeal and a sliced banana in a bowl, and begin to pour the bowling water.
Somehow the stream perfectly hit a banana and splashed onto my... thigh.
So glad it ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1372161962 | 1372264193 | null | t5_2to41 | 143 | covalentbond: TIFU by swimming.
This didn't happen today, but last Saturday.
No throwaway because I have no shame.
So I was on vacation with my family in Bali, island of the gods (and beaches). The sea was sparklingly pretty and I couldn't resist just taking a dip — or more than a dip — in the azure (not really az... | 8 | 17.875 | |
1372173636 | 1372179522 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a girl a photo saved from reddit
I saved the picture from /r/funny about the Australian air force and their engineering phone number. I was showing it to her because she is going into engineering. In my phone, if she scrolled left she would have saw a picture of my penis i had taken for a fem... | 3 | 1 | |
1372171635 | 1372206617 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | thats-so-neat: TIFU by eating a diet of all red meat
Well, yesterday I ate a diet of all red meat. Right now I'm violently diarrhea-ing my diet of all red meat.
idefiler6: I eat 2lbs of red meat daily and powerlift 6 days a week. Not having this issue. Buying your meat at wal mart or something?
eternalflowers: DO YOU ... | 4 | 1 | |
1372182393 | 1372339474 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,523 | LowBlowBobLawblaw: TIFU by streaming boobs to my dad's 51" TV for my entire family to see.
(Happened last night, but bear with me.)
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So. Be me, an 18 year old guy.
I get home after going on a hike with the girlfriend.
Siblings on summer vacation too, parents home from work, grand... | 11 | 229.363636 | |
1372173355 | 1372189165 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | cavepainted: TIFU by giving out the wrong prescriptions.
I applied at the grocery store for the bakery department. I love making cakes and all that shit. But there wasn't an opening, and they needed a janitor. No problem, says I. I cleaned some messes at the pet store in my teens, and there was a Do-It-Yourself Dog Was... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1372133709 | 1372207303 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | VinnieWilson02: TIFU by pissing away my chances
Well reddit thought you could use a laugh at my stupidity for the last few days, there is a girl I really like and care for we shall call her Nikki since she is a Redditor also, but I shall take you from the start of my fucks up with Nikki, she asked me to describe my per... | 3 | 3 | |
1372191590 | 1372192727 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | emersonlennon: TIFU by trying to be healthier
I haven't been living too healthy after loosing my job. After being tired of feeling crappy, I stopped drinking anything but water, this resulted in caffeine withdrawals. After a few weeks of still feeling crappy I decided to take a multivitamin today on an empty stomach. I... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1372193585 | 1372436139 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | DaPinkRunna: TIFU by asking my bestfriend out
Me being bored in my current relationship with some girl who lives in Manchester, i broke up with her by sending her an email (a pretty harsh one too!!) . I was really attracted to my best friend (im a guy and shes a she). So i think about playing it cool, bombard past all ... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1372195537 | 1372197459 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | partypics: TIFU by going to a funeral instead of a wedding
So my finance's mother died today and I'm a wedding photographer. I had to replace myself with another photographer for this weekend's wedding (we are a large company so we can easily replace myself with another equally skilled photographer). I called the cli... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1372200051 | 1372201811 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | en_rose: TIFU by calling a girl I fell for on her wedding night
Totally by mistake. Earlier in the day, I deleted her from my contacts. Later, drunk, about 10pm, I realized I still have her in my recent facetime calls. I go to delete, instead I make a call. Press home to stop it, that doesn't stop it. Finally hang up, ... | 3 | 4 | |
1372201306 | 1372366135 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Tramm: TIFU Got kicked out of Carlsbad Caverns
A friend of mine and I are on a work trip in West Texas and we decided to go to Carlsbad Caverns. Woke up early, arrived in New Mexico, paid $20 entered the caverns (before entering the caverns we had drank quite a bit) maybe 1/3 of the way down, we see a cave off the tra... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1372195903 | 1372219896 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | trwy641: TIFU by losing my husband's birthday card from his mother
My mother-in-law sent my husband a birthday card early so I thought I'd hide it in a safe place till the big day.
Unfortunately, this place was so safe that now I can't remember where it is and several hours of searching have failed to unearth it.
And... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1372203801 | 1372212120 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a white cardigan into the clothes hamper
I've had it a week and now the whole right side has makeup all over it from a towel thrown in the hamper.
I got caught in a bad storm yesterday and just threw all my wet clothes (cardigan included) into the hamper. 15 minutes of scrubbing Shout into... | 3 | 7 | |
1372212163 | 1372258547 | null | t5_2to41 | 509 | Flamethrow-away: TIFU by farting a fireball at my dead grandmother; ruined my skirt
So my mom got a candle from the flea market the other night, and it REEKS. It’s some kind of pomegranate-mint shit, I don’t know. But she loves it.
This morning, I was watching TV when I felt a mighty need to toot. I thought to myself,... | 4 | 127.25 | |
1372218719 | 1372295297 | null | t5_2to41 | 157 | zugtug: TIFU by using the wrong towel.
I was working out today at my parents house before work as they have a gym in their basement along with a shower and a laundry room. It was about 90 degrees out so I got a little sweaty and didn't want to go to work all nasty. I see a towel on the floor in the laundry room and gra... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1372218935 | 1372349095 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | fuckedupbad: TIFU by missing my final exam because I misread the date and failed my entire course.
Misread the date for the 26th instead of the 25th and completely missed my entire exam and will now fail this subject because I just couldn't read the fucking date properly.
Lu_Ten: the exact thing happened to me. what cl... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1372223797 | 1372285687 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | finnsucksfinnpenis: TIFU by going over my phone internet allowance by 300%
I always use 3G on my phone because it's very slow when it connects to my Wi-Fi.
Unfortunately, after finding a new series on YouTube, I completely forgot that it was still on 3G, and after watching the entire series, I received a nasty bill te... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1372242954 | 1372276002 | null | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating sugar-free salt water taffy.
Today I purchased the most delicious salt water taffy from Amazon. Me being weight conscious, I decided to get sugar free. I ingested a good 30 pieces over the course of a 2 hour period. I then decided that it would be nice to have REAL sugar. So, later in the da... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1372257338 | 1372292138 | null | t5_2to41 | 794 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a box of dead puppies
We've got this really overgrown corner of the garden, its almost impenetrable with all the dead brush and tangled branches. Yesterday I decided to sort it out, got the hand shears for the smaller branches, secateurs for the main limbs and a hacksaw for anything larger.
... | 7 | 113.428571 | |
1372257159 | 1372261640 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | redman2532: TIFU by taking a drink into the shitter at a Milwaukee Brewers game.
I was tailgating at Miller Park to watch the Milwaukee Brewers game. I was with a group from a bar and we decided to finish our drinks outside the sausage house, a building with restrooms and catering hall, on the way into the stadium. I d... | 5 | 5.6 |
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