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1373877088 | 1373878326 | null | t5_2to41 | 66 | kate_335533: TIFUpdate - TIFU by my family seeing what I really do for work
Wooh. I go away and come back to umpteen comments.
Thanks to the people who PMed me to say that I was a slut/should kill myself etc. Not.
Anyway I went home last night and my mum knows nothing. I cornered one of my brothers who said it was a ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1373871697 | 1373896661 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing to pee
So today I woke up with a boner and a full bladder. After barely coming to, I realized I needed to rush to pee, boner or not. Now, I hate trying to piss while controlling your boner, so I developed an oil drill method where you push down and sit. Anyways, I rushed into the bathroom, pu... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1373882312 | 1373942474 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | radarseven: TIFU by trying to break the ice with an international student by saying "Hey, I thought you were a girl at first!"
Conversation did not ensue.
TevaUSA: Even if they weren't international, wouldn't that still be slightly offensive if they weren't a girl? >_>
radarseven: Yes. That's why I posted this in... | 4 | 18 | |
1373890745 | 1373954999 | null | t5_2to41 | 512 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by watching anime
I swear... I have the worst luck in the world.
Ok, I'm tired, and I have a doppler in a couple hours. I'm not gonna do my usual wall of text. Just a short post this time.
----------------------------
So I'm watching episode 17 of Black Butler. [The episode, if you're intereste... | 15 | 34.133333 | |
1373903717 | 1373920282 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | MistaFenix: TIFU playing Airsoft in 30 degree heat.
So this way yesterday but never mind.
Sunday July 16th and I set my alarm for 6:00am. Got up and ready for airsoft at my local centre. All is good feeling great and refreshed but could tell a cold was coming along. :(
Got dressed. I knew it was going to be a hot da... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1373900203 | 1373958040 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking milk while hungover
This is more of my ex's fuck up but I thought I would share it anyways. My ex got so drunk one night that he was still drunk (and hungover) the next day; which was feat in itself for him since he had a very high alcohol tolerance. Anyways, he decided to have a glass of mi... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1373906401 | 1373925210 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: First day of school
rmm45177: All that from what, 2 missed classes?
pyotr_the_great: Chips is probably in a summer class, which condenses 16 weeks of material into 4-8 weeks depending on the course and time constraints.
I suggest doing what im_not_a_crook says. However!
If I was your professor I might be ... | 3 | 2 | |
1373913474 | 1374017304 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my cell phone in the trash can then puking all over it.
Yesterday I regrettably drank 37 beers in about 14 hours. When I got home I somehow managed to drop my cell phone in the trash can then violently puked all over it. Somehow it is still in working condition. I didn't realize it was in th... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1373912089 | 1373987734 | null | t5_2to41 | 99 | ConstableOdo: TIFU by trying to treat a sunburn without ever looking at it.
So this weekend I went to a water park. I wore 100 SPF sunblock and reapplied it mid-day (I never stayed wet and I never toweled off so usually I am fine).
Now I am very, very pale. I am as white as they get. I wear the hell out of sunscreen ... | 9 | 11 | |
1373923303 | 1374456641 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,014 | [deleted]: TIFU and now my dad knows I had rough sex
My girlfriend and I had just gotten done attempting anal. It ended up not working out for one reason or another. She got off and we called it, as she was hurting badly. So, after some screams, loud noises and joking around, we go downstairs where she laid down on the... | 9 | 223.777778 | |
1373922853 | 1373925369 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | lethalweapon100: TIFU by being impressive, which led to smashing my face
This happened last night, but I'm just posting now because the embarrasment has faded a bit more. Before we start, my GF and her friend are in high school, so some of the story should make more sense.
At any rate, last night, I was invited to my... | 3 | 5 | |
1373923201 | 1373948891 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | _Trilobite_: TIFU by leaving the stove on. For two goddamn hours.
**-TL;DR AT THE END-**
I left some eggs to boil and forgot about them for 2 hours because I was playing GTA San Andreas. I started to smell something burning but for some reason didn't get up. I was upstairs, and I was home alone, so somehow my initial ... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1373931530 | 1373933278 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | megamilkshake: TIFU By restoring my computer.
So long time lurker first time poster. Not really the worst fuck up but it sucked nonetheless.
I recently got a laptop and have been using it for about a week or so. Now i have been having the same occurring problem where my internet connection would go from private to pub... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1373926686 | 1374012108 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | bwukki: TIFU by drinking through a straw
For the last 2 weeks I have had a horrid sore tooth. One of my molars had a cavity, but I didn't have enough money to do anything about it.
So, I finally get the funds together, and make an appointment for Wednesday last week. I go in, the dentist tells me that it's infected an... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1373940982 | 1378353213 | null | t5_2to41 | 190 | Phayze87: TIFU by helping a friend move.
So... I've had nothing to eat but fast food for the last 3 days... and I hadn't shit in a while. At least 2 days. My farts could peel paint. America could slap a biohazard sticker on me and stick me in their nuclear arsenal is what I'm getting at. Just the most rancid smells ooz... | 11 | 17.272727 | |
1373946218 | 1373985375 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | Twiggeh-Leaf: TIFU by leaving my USB (containing a paper due tomorrow) in the library.
I was writing a paper in the library today... and it turned out to be a really good paper. I researched well and found good sources and was able to finish relatively quickly. I saved the paper on my pig-shaped USB, which I only use f... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1373958495 | 1373964503 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | TheOriginalWizard: TIFU by freeballing and being walked in upon
So workaholics is on and I'm just freeballing in my bed on reddit. So for whatever reason my blanket isn't covering my crotch. And I think us men can all agree, freeballing is well deserved after a long day. So my iPad is in front of me when suddenly.... I... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1373965857 | 1374053016 | null | t5_2to41 | 279 | tinkerbelle91: TI(almost)FU: The Universe warned me of the consequences and not a moment too soon.
So this is really a joint fuck up, and perhaps not as horrific as some, but here goes...
My boyfriend's parents live in Wales, where he's staying for the summer, but he was visiting me in London last week. I work weekda... | 10 | 27.9 | |
1373978507 | 1374523039 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | vecs: TIFU surgery on an infected finger
OK so i was with my parents at a clothing store last month and me n my dad were fuckin around in some wheelchairs because my mom likes to inspect every product the store has...so anyways, me n my dad are running into each others wheelchair like dumb asses and he managed to slice... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1373948932 | 1374003940 | null | t5_2to41 | 107 | peniscockdickboner: TIFU by setting Google chrome to continue where I left off.
I had been on /r/anal and /r/pegging, and logged into this account when I closed. I live with my aging conservative uncle, who had asked to borrow my laptop to check his email.
He has been avoiding me for days.
mels234: What is /r/pegging... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1374037732 | 1374102170 | t3_1ieziv | t5_2to41 | 4 | snowsoftJ4C: Getting downvoted for answering the question...
audioeng: How dare he not dumb his response down to layman terms
snowsoftJ4C: He had the word psychedelic in there
What more did you want?
Magical color making fun time pill?
audioeng: I came across as sarcastic, I was not. Siding with Toughnutz here
| 4 | 1 | |
1373977289 | 1374000223 | null | t5_2to41 | 167 | theGypsyDanger: Trusted a fart, learned a lesson
psychodave123: You threw your underwear out in the garbage of the movie theater bathroom?
theGypsyDanger: What was I supposed to do, keep wearing it?
psychodave123: ...good point.
TheFunkyJudge: Wipe it down, flip it inside out, you're good to go!
haeglebagel: You'd jus... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1373990704 | 1374086228 | null | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking in my driveway
This happened a week ago but it has been bothering me a lot so I wanted to share it and 'get it off my chest' a bit.
Earlier on during the night in question, I got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. I stayed over late at her house talking to her trying to fix things. I didn... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1373994004 | 1374626783 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | I_shat_the_sheriff: TIFU by failing at NoFap.
Background: I started NoFap over a week ago, and since have relapsed, this is how....
Enter:Office desk, 2 hours ago. Browsing Homepage, accidentally aroused by anonymous celebrity. Mind starts racing, feel something moving in my pants, need to beat the boner buzzer, stand... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1373995976 | 1374071559 | null | t5_2to41 | 608 | Kicktoria: TIFU by smoking cigarettes in my closet
Okay, this wasn't "today", it was "twenty years ago", but...
Sophomore year of college, I was home for Thanksgiving break. I'd started smoking cigarettes about a month previous. My folks didn't know and I didn't want them to find out, so I hid out in my closet to sm... | 10 | 60.8 | |
1373917210 | 1374029251 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | LRats: TIFU by putting weed in an empty soda can.
So this actually happened a few months ago. My parents went away and my brother threw a party. Some of my friends smoke, but I don't. They got rid of the buds in some empty soda cans and I put the cans in a bag. I was going to walk them to the dumpster by my house, but ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1374009197 | 1374160991 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | ao5269: TIFU By Getting Hooked While Hooking Up
(This is from two summers ago, but trust me, it's worth it.)
Summer of '11. Me, my girlfriend at the time, and 4 other friends went to the beach for 3 days. We were all out of our sophomore year of high school, so clearly, any couples there were finding new places to for... | 3 | 11 | |
1374014616 | 1374043880 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | jacksrdtt: TIFU by commenting on a post in /r/TIFU.
[Context](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1id7we/tifu_and_now_my_dad_knows_i_had_rough_sex/cb3g3oe?context=3)
I think my comment was a bit misunderstood. What I meant was that I envisioned [Tywin lanister](http://i.imgur.com/jA6hW3V.jpg) In OP's scinario since ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1374015046 | 1374086482 | null | t5_2to41 | 144 | mctabvote: TIFU by speaking bad English
I'm an American born Chinese with a ton of Chinese relatives. I'm a native English speaker, but I can fake the Chinese accent pretty well.
Lately, I've fallen into a bad habit of greeting everyone by saying ["herro"](http://i.qkme.me/35wvc7.jpg), either when I greet people on th... | 4 | 36 | |
1374018471 | 1374040224 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | Biffingston: TIFU by sending a fortunatley somewhat intimate text to half my life.
Including my parents.
And then when a freind replied I jokingly sent him "I just use you for sex." And sent it to everyone again.
I hate my cell phone.
Broue: could you at least tell us what did you sent....?
Biffingston: "Hey hun, lon... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1374012836 | 1374042145 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | Kandex: TIFU by driving someone else
So today, (7/16/13) I thought it would be a good idea to go out with my friend to eat lunch. Problem is, I'm 16 and my driver's license doesn't let me drive other people until 6 months after acquisition. I figured it was no biggie since my dad had left earlier that morning to go to ... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1374029270 | 1374208812 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | enad58: TIFU by giving a Native American waiter drink tickets as a tip in a casino restaurant.
I brought a hundred bucks to a casino yesterday. I was looking to kill some time in the air conditioning on my day off. As expected, I lose my money after a few hours and before I leave I go to the player's club kiosks to s... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1374021940 | 1374036086 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to Modest Mouse
So this happened a while ago, but I feel like sharing anyway.
I was listening to a modest mouse mix CD in my car on my way to a job interview.
I got out of my car in the parking lot during the song "The Devil's Workday*". There was a woman outside of her car unloading so... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1374038446 | 1374502562 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | shuritsen: TIFU by holding in hits from a weed vaporizer.
So, I was chilling with my bro, getting his place ready for an upcoming party, when he brings up his vape. I ask him if he's got any to smoke, and he tells me he just got a few grams from his dealer today. So we get it all set up, and take a few hits each. I did... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1374043741 | 1374130749 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | elias1156: T(this 4th)IFU trying to light fireworks for my kid
my son is very hyper active. my wife and i do our best to take him out and run out his energy. its 4th of july- he is excited and 4. we decide to stay home and get our own fireworks. my wife hates this idea because she worries about fire, burns, etc... i as... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1374047375 | 1374083596 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | I_fucked_Up_B: TIFU by telling a girl I don't love and and ending up naked having sex 5 seconds later...
I FUCKED UP SO BAD!!!! So saw this girl who wanted to stop having sex. we were at her place talking and everything was fine. I said how its okay we are 18 and aren't in love and I don't love her. She for unkown reas... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1374043265 | 1374078704 | null | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by rear ending someone
I was just driving my car to a restaurant to get something. I've always been somewhat of a tailgater, but there are much worse on the road. Well, the I was just changing lanes in my Acura tl, trying to get to the Burger King. But the dude in the Toyota Camry jerked to a stop right... | 11 | -0.181818 | |
1374045552 | 1374155240 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by Restarting my Computer
I'm in Afghanistan, and been here for almost three months. I was happily torrenting old shows and old computer games converted to run on my 2010 Macbook Pro, and up until yesterday it was running like a champ.
Now last night, my computer was running a little slow, with the sp... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1374057586 | 1374110524 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Queen_fuckyourface: TIFU by backing into my sister's car.
This is what I get for trying to be healthy. I woke up at 5 this morning to go work out at the gym. As I was pulling out I was still tired and completely forgot that my sister was spending the night and I smacked our brand new car into hers. There are huge dents... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1374064397 | 1374107492 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,066 | cantreallytell: TMKFU by sliding off the toilet seat carelessly
Yesterday evening My Kid Fucked Up by sliding his booty off the toilet without hoisting his weight up first. Screams and blood followed. I sent his pediatrician a snapshot of his sliced willy upon which she immediately said "Pack him up, the way it's po... | 14 | 219 | |
1374071580 | 1374074391 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | notgayinathreeway: TIFU, but not really. Am I the only one who understands what the T in TIFU stands for? [meta]
Seriously, it's "Today" I fucked up, not "Thursday" or "Two weeks ago" or "Ten years ago"
It's TODAY. TODAY I FUCKED UP.
/rant
RawrCola: It's also not Three weeks ago my grandpa's cousin messed up.
notgay... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1374074757 | 1374154641 | null | t5_2to41 | 261 | Shwampy10: TIFU because of a late night masturbation session.
Hello guys, young redditor here (16).So last night at around 12:30 AM or so, I was a tad bit horny and bored. Thus, I decided to beat the meat a little. It's important to know that my method for pornography today is my samsung galaxy s3. Also, its important ... | 8 | 32.625 | |
1374083891 | 1374100994 | null | t5_2to41 | 114 | HayesIsForHorses: TIFU by making my grandma cry and noticeably not feeling bad
I'll try to make this as short as possible, but no promises. Also, this was Sunday evening.
A little background: For the fifteen years that I've been alive, my grandma and I have always had a horrible relationship. I think it started when I... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1374082905 | 1374166452 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | fiddlefucker: TIFU by failing to check the sheets before sex.
My SO and I spent the weekend at his family's cabin. The cabin is located in a rural, wooded area in the mountains, so bugs and wild animals are quite plentiful. We have spent a good number of summer weekends relaxing at the cabin, and it is not unheard of... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1374089482 | 1374121958 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | -TaborlinTheGreat-: TIFU by shooting my friend's sister with a firework
*This didn't happen today but rather on the fourth of July.*
**To preface:** My friends and I have gone to the beach with one of my friend's family the week of the fourth every summer during highschool. This year was our last year so we decided t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1374090233 | 1374135729 | null | t5_2to41 | 4,481 | brokeherface: TIFU: She now has brain damage...
So, fuck...
Bit of info. I work in an office building and every fucking door in this spot is locked with a keycard access.
So here I am, Monday morning, I was sitting at my desk when I got up to grab a glass of water. But on no! The water machine is empty! So being the ... | 13 | 344.692308 | |
1374094078 | 1374103296 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | Pjrat111: TIFU by not going to the bathroom before going on a hike [Pics included]
Well at this point you may be thinking to yourself, "Oh it's another person with an 'I shit my pants' story", but it's actually much, much more intense than that.
Imagine this; It's a nice, warm day in beautiful Boulder, Colorado. Me an... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1374101899 | 1374361978 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | I_AM_ZOIDBERG: TIFU by cooking a frozen pizza
This just happened. It was dinner time and I was hungry so I decided to cook a pizza.
My parents weren't home so I decided to follow all the instructions on the box to make sure the pizza would be perfect. It was one of those pizzas with a sheet of paper that you need to p... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1374100104 | 1374105026 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | jacoballen22: TIFU and Lost My Protection
Okay, so today I stayed home from work because of my DBS (DEAD BOOTY SYNDROME). technically cause I pinched my sciatic nerve and my legs, glutes, and knees go numb. So, I text my girlfriend that. So she gets worried and comes to see me.
We break out into a love making session ... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1374107384 | 1374109818 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | shortfermata: TIFU by burning my genitals with 100% acetone.
I had just finished playing LoL. The past two weeks have been uncomfortably hot - I live close to the beach in a dorm room, and for some reason this room likes to retain heat, on top of my keeping my door closed (hooray for avoiding unitmates!).
So I will wa... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1374106488 | 1374154634 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out of the house
Today I got a text from a guy who lived in the flat next to mine. I never liked the dude and he recently moved out. So I got a text from him saying 'hey man what's up', and I didn't bother answering him. Then, a few mins later, I stepped out of the flat to go into town, and sud... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1374096864 | 1374288994 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | ScissortaleRom: TIFU by insulting special needs children.
So, today I was at a relay for life event with my family and all of our family friends (many of which I don't know or don't remember). We're all sitting about just chilling out under our tent while a bunch sappy inspiring shit is happening. My sister, who teache... | 4 | 6 | |
1374112580 | 1374120541 | null | t5_2to41 | 122 | uasrname: TIFU by not pulling out fast enough (and she didn't know)
Yesterday I had a day old cockles (leftover, reheated). They seemed fine at the time and there was no foul smell so I didn't worry about it.
Woke up with some mild food poisoning (stomach-ache and mild diarrhea). I had to send my wife to the office. ... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1374117679 | 1374124084 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying our brand new $80,000 skid loader...
Today at work i was using the companies brand new skid loader to clean stone off of one of the streets. As i am running the machine down the street and hit a man hole. When i hit it i was in high gear going full speed and the entire machine just stopped... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1374116658 | 1374176724 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | Americandesserts: TIFU by scorching my nipple
So I was down in the bathroom drying my hair, which takes a rather long time because my hair is pretty long. To pass the time, I turned on some music. Specifically, House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance, which is super upbeat and energetic. Because the song is so great and... | 8 | 9.375 | |
1374134613 | 1374135659 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling out the supernatural
ok so its 1am here and i was watching tv when i seen the commercial for the new movie "the conjuring" and spoke to myself out loud "what the fuck is this shit, ghosts arent able to do all that shit".
as i said that i returned to checking my email and i shit you not guys... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1374166161 | 1374248717 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,297 | ojgod: TIFU by drinking too much water
At my probation office I'm asked to provide a urine sample. This is ordinary but always worries me because I have quite possibly the most nervous bladder in existence, so I always chug amazing amounts of water to compensate. Today I was sure I wouldn't have to drop so I came in un... | 11 | 117.909091 | |
1374161242 | 1374250797 | null | t5_2to41 | 143 | Cyclone15: TIFU by brushing my teeth with hair gel
I'll keep this one short.
Being the groggy, tired idiot I am for the first 15 minutes in the morning, I immediately began going through my morning routine because I was running a tad late for work.
The routine is simple: Contacts, brush teeth and fix hair. I don't sp... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1374173385 | 1374220988 | null | t5_2to41 | 133 | SmellyAssMan: TIFU by going commando
the heat in my dryer died out so I had to go without my boxers
Its hot as a motherfucker out
Get the monkey butt/sauce ass
feel an itch, scratch it = big mistake
co worker walks by and says "smells like a dirty diaper"
2 hours to go and I wont get up from my desk as I am terrif... | 5 | 26.6 | |
1374182283 | 1374183772 | null | t5_2to41 | 98 | Bloody-smashing: TIFU by offering someone sex
So me and my boyfriend went out to meet a guy for a potential threesome. There was no spark so we finished our drinks and left. I was super duper horny by this point so asked my boyfriend if I could contact a friend(we're in an open relationship). He gave me permission.
S... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1374184017 | 1374215953 | null | t5_2to41 | 259 | falconburn: TIFU by blowing up my nephew and accidentally reenacting the battle of Vimy Ridge on my front lawn.
After a drawn out period of a "No-Burn" policy being in place due to dryness, it was finally lifted so we had a campfire and did some old fireworks we had in our basement (really old). My parents were over, m... | 4 | 64.75 | |
1374186171 | 1374437771 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | Qbuilderz: TIFU by doing my job the "right" way
I am very good at my job. I will proudly admit that. I will, with a little less boastfulness, admit that I work at Chuck E. Cheese's. I was training a new person and showing her the ropes. Policy states that we stamp the left wrist, as it is closer to the stand and requir... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1374194535 | 1374247993 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by mumbling
(Long time lurker just finding this subreddit, had to make account to share) So this was a couple months back. I was over at a friends house with a couple others. (All of them were females, I'm male) Its going fine, nothing out of the ordinary, we chilling cracking jokes. Later in the night ... | 4 | 8 | |
1374198371 | 1374290024 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU: Why the fuck did i quit my job
I miss it already. The people there, everything. My boss was a bitch and giving me shit for something so I just quit, but I could have totally just dealt with her.
Does anyone know this feel
Mr_Hindy: Teach me how to quit. I want to quit mine. My coworker acts all fine ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1374199248 | 1374470809 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Mr_Hindy: TIFU and made a $1200 brick
I bought parts for a new pc a few weeks ago. I have been having way too many problems with my motherboard. So today I decided that I'm going to get a rma (refund) for the motherboard. I set up the online process for the rma and was waiting for a response.
While waiting, I figured ... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1374201626 | 1374203752 | null | t5_2to41 | 120 | xdsofakingdom: TIFU by sitting next to a projector
Today I had had a meeting at work with my analysis group of about 4 and another analysis group of about 5.
For some reason when we walked in and chose our seats, I decided to choose the seat right next to the projector. At first it was fine, the meeting was interestin... | 3 | 40 | |
1374196405 | 1374207168 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [TIFU] At work.
It's not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things. I didn't shit my pants or give anyone brain damage. But I had a customer coming in. I didn't tell him the correct documentation to bring in to process his loan. He drove an hour an a half to get here. He was pissed. And I can't blame h... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1374188621 | 1374288166 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | punx_at_heart: TIFU by giving myself a black eye.
So it was last night, I'm all cozy and warm with my dog at my feet laying on our favorite blanket sleeping when at some point in the night the blanket has slipped down. In a gorggy, 1/2 awake manner I pull at the blanket but it doesn't budge. More forcfully I yank harde... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1374206668 | 1374391771 | null | t5_2to41 | 334 | usdaproved: TIFU by "coming out of the closet" to my mom (with reaction-gifs for fun :D)
My mom wakes me up today and says that someone is here to talk to me. [I am just like](http://i.imgur.com/elpCotW.gif). I go out to the living room and a teacher from my old elementary is sitting there (My mother works at that elem... | 9 | 37.111111 | |
1374191735 | 1374265370 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | damnsammich: TIFU by accidentally breaking a condom filled with water on the couch and having letting people believe that it was dog piss.
At around 8 a.m. this morning, I had a *great* idea. I was to fill a condom with water, as much as I could, and then transport it outside to chill in the driveway. In my sleepy and ... | 4 | 4 | |
1374223083 | 1374230391 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by having a mom who grows mushrooms
Read it.
Read the fucking title.
You probably would too if you were a 15 year old smoker. This happened years ago, but I don't regret it. Shit happens.
Basxt: My mind is confused. Might be me though.
[deleted]: what hes saying is the mushrooms are the hallucinogeni... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1374199438 | 1374501046 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | clone12TM: TIFU by not wearing sunscreen
Technically speaking this happened on Monday, but it gets better. Well, worse in my case. This is all for your entertainment.
Monday I went to the beach with some friends. Totally normal day at the beach. Everything was chill and and as expected. I, personally, hate going into ... | 11 | 2.090909 | |
1374220815 | 1374269120 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | Trevski: TIFU a paralympian
Today, I did a Time Trial on a bicycle. It's a race against the clock, no drafting other people, go at your own pace by yourself. There is a 1 minute gap between every rider at the start, so to catch someone your time would have to be 1 minute faster than theirs. Really simple, and *really* ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1374244399 | 1374326357 | null | t5_2to41 | 128 | _Rag3_: TIFU by nutting in my gf's eye...from behind.
Long story short, going at it from behind, pull out to finish and she had her head turned sideways (face down ass up aww yeah)...somehow manage to go over her ass and directly into her eye. I probably couldn't do it twice if you gave me 1000 tries.
nomanoid: You're ... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1374242292 | 1374257017 | null | t5_2to41 | 872 | Valcani: TIFU by blasting /r/gonewildaudio at work
A little back story, I've been in a few long distance relationships so stuff like Skype / phone sex has been a big turn on for me. A while back I found GWA and it's been great. Well, last night I pulled out my headphones and listened to another great submission on my... | 13 | 67.076923 | |
1374247090 | 1374249605 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | DoomTay: TIFU with a bit of miscommunication
Actually, this happened yesterday, but I never thought about posting it here until it was technically today
I went to the family doctor for a Meningitis vaccination. I brought up how I never ate or drank anything just in case, and the doctor was like "hey, that's a good opp... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1374259467 | 1374362704 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,594 | XxBleedOutxX: TIFU by waking up naked with my dad
(21/M) It was a standard Wednesday night, just got home from work and was flopping around until the gf decides that it would be a good idea to go to a bar. Ok, sure, but I have to be back early since I have work again the next day; immediately upon arrival I began the b... | 12 | 299.5 | |
1374262368 | 1374332122 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | iamachillbilly: TIFU by chopping habaneros and then taking a piss
I was preparing burgers and i had a couple habaneros left over. So i figured i might as well add a little kick and dice some habaneros into the patties. I had been drinking beer and had to take a piss so naturally, i went to the bathroom to take a leak. ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1374274255 | 1374388652 | null | t5_2to41 | 101 | IntoxicatedMime: Had Sexual encounter w/ best friend's sister.
hey all - I've done goofed and had a sexual encounter with my best friend's sister. Since the beginning of our friendship, I've always had chemistry with his sister, who'm is a year younger than I. Over periods of time, we started talking but never really r... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1374275164 | 1374323506 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | gorilla_gorilla: TIFU by improvising when I couldn't flush my shit.
This happened a couple weeks ago. So I'm at home with my parents and my long-distance boyfriend who was visiting me for a few days. We're getting ready to leave for dinner and I have to poop so I rush in and go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, my toil... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1374300094 | 1374342017 | null | t5_2to41 | 587 | StyleRaptor: TIFU When Ordering Buffalo Wings At Ruby Tuesday
I was on a date with wife and we stopped in to the chain restaurant Ruby Tuesday for a meal. The server came to the table to make suggestions and take our order. The restaurant was running a special on boneless buffalo wings, and I wanted to try them.
Knowi... | 9 | 65.222222 | |
1374298603 | 1374800664 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving my car I just painted for the first time.
So I had just got done doing touch up paint on my car and doing some body work. I had spent about a week working extremely hard on it. Pretty much the first time taking it out today I ended up on some wet pavement and when I went to stop, my tires had... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1374301467 | 1374340777 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | ChalkyWhite23: TIFU by eating too much meat...
I know, I never thought it was possible. But in the last 36 hours I've eaten sausages, landjaeger, pepperoni, and to top it all off an 18oz ribeye for dinner.
I've been trying to shit for the last hour, to no avail.
I think I done fucked up.
bigwag91: [relevant] (http:... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1374304317 | 1374467576 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing my driving test
I would be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed. I was pretty confident about it, and the excitement and anticipation in getting my license (read: freedom) all eviscerated into naught. In my mind, I was already making plans for my first few drives and how great it would all w... | 3 | 1 | |
1374307560 | 1374311372 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | Nymphonia: TIFU by drinking Acetone.
**Note:** This wasn't today, but last year. Upon reading a post here about spilling acetone on some genitals, I was reminded of a night when I screwed up pretty bad.
I've been a nail biter since I can remember. So every now and then I'll paint my nails to try to elude myself from ... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1374316618 | 1374411828 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | gwallace1612: TIFU Bricked an android phone - no really, bricked
So a friend of mine spends $650 on the new Google edition s4, knows I root and mess with android phones. So the first thing he does after having his phone delivered is messages me. I proceed to tell him to check xda on guides on how to root his new expens... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1374333286 | 1374426405 | null | t5_2to41 | 240 | potentiallymaddy: TIFU by calling out someone else's name during sex.
Here's the story.
I've been seeing this guy for about 3 weeks now. He's fantastic and we were really getting along amazingly.
Last night, we were in bed and he was going down on me. We were both very drunk, and my mind was a little fuzzy and dist... | 10 | 24 | |
1374329456 | 1374335553 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU Riding a goat.
[NOTE] This happened a long time ago,back in the day when I was little.
When I was a kiddo I used to spend a lot of my time with my female cousin, lets call her J. So we used to spend our times with our Grandma and Grandpa. She was just like a sister for me; same for her. Our Grandma &... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1374336469 | 1374478655 | null | t5_2to41 | 66 | sink_pee: TIFU by trying to pee in the sink
So,this morning started off like a normal saturday. I got up, showered, and had breakfast. After consuming my morning meal I decide to watch movies online - and browse reddit of course (shout out to r/motorcycles) - and continue to drink orange juice. A half gallon (1.8L) of ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1374340483 | 1374479851 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,047 | [deleted]: TIFU...by not knocking
I work for a car dealership and was delivering car parts to a body shop. It was around lunch time so I really think to much of it when there was nobody around. So I see some guys inside a room and head towards it thinking its an office. Instead of knocking I just walk in casually when ... | 18 | 113.722222 | |
1374321866 | 1374664816 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | AlexInDesguise: TIFU by scratching my ear
I was lying in bed about to go to sleep when I absently scratched my left ear lobe. I felt a scab so I scratched at it, pulling it off. I went to sleep straight after.
When I wake up in the morning I shower straight away. So I got my shit ready and went to shower. When I undre... | 3 | 2 | |
1374362557 | 1374396144 | null | t5_2to41 | 157 | wrongshoesandshit: Tifu at my first job, in my first week.
As a 19yo guy, I found a job in a restaurant on the coast, in France. Everything was ok for a week, I was living alone in my grandparents' house, until my grandmother, who was a bit sick, came with my grandfather and my brother. I work mosy days around 7hours, ... | 3 | 52.333333 | |
1374372986 | 1374419129 | null | t5_2to41 | 360 | 83kk4h: TIFU by showing my 10 year old daughter her stepfather's boner on a wide screen television
It was late at night and only my daughter and myself were awake. I was letting her stay up and watch shows on the Roku in the living room. I got her interested in a classic that I watched when I was a kid, Where the Red F... | 6 | 60 | |
1374383697 | 1374392413 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | yuribotcake: TIFU by taking a shot of Wild Turkey 101 down the wrong pipe.
About 20 minutes ago I decided to take a shot of this delicious whiskey. However, I haven't had a shot of anything this strong for over two weeks now. So as I stand in the kitchen, I pour myself a shot. As it goes down my throat I realize that i... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1374383385 | 1374423559 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | pltkcelestial18: TIFU by eating ice cream and drinking soda.
I know...not a big deal, but I'm trying to lose weight. I started a couple of weeks ago and have lost around 8 or 9 lbs. I've been doing well, but ben and jerry's was on sale at the grocery store I work at, so I decided to buy one pint a few days ago and wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1374383212 | 1374387145 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | OneTimesMore2003: TIFU by eating CiCi's Pizza...
So my wife, son, and I met my bestie and his family at CiCi's Pizza today for dinner and to meet their newborn son for the first time. CiCi's isn't the best but it is cheap and all you can eat. Everything was great, including the food. But later on at home I start gettin... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1374387661 | 1375035362 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | quadtodfodder: TIFU by losing my host's cat
So I managed to pester a friend into letting me stay at her house in another city while she is away. She has been sort of iffy on the whole thing, but I have a job that pays here and I need the cash, so I made it all happen. "The housemates don't like me" she says. "You'd ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1374387965 | 1374402385 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | subway2venus: TIFU by trying to plug headphones into a USB port.
So i slept on the couch last night because a friend stayed over. I'd woken up first and wanted to watch some Freaks and geeks, so i went upstairs to grab a pair of headphone so i wouldn't wake anyone up with the volume, because it was dark i accidentally ... | 3 | 1 | |
1374393525 | 1374775362 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | LRats: TIFU by putting hydrogen peroxide in my eye.
So my parents bought this new contact solution with new cases. I put the new solution in the bathroom and went about my night. I woke up this morning and went to put my contacts in. Since I didn't have my contacts in, I couldn't read the warning label on the bottle th... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1374400589 | 1374452513 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,606 | ossman_: TIFU by not taking a hint
Cute gal comes out of the pub after her blind date:
- How did it go?
- I would have preferred if it was with you.
- Cheers to that!
She walks off...
I'm going to be kicking myself for that one for quite some time...
**Update:** Ran in to her today. Apparently it was not really ... | 7 | 229.428571 |
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