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1376104437 | 1376115866 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by sniffing my toothbrush
I woke up this morning horribly, unusually hungover. My friend came over right when I got up because he wanted to take me out to lunch, and he stepped outside to smoke while I brushed my teeth and got ready.
While I'm brushing my teeth I catch the distinct smell of shit in my... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1376114413 | 1376115663 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | Mordit: TIFU by trying to microwave french fries
So, my oven is broken...and I'm out of cooking oil, but I want some french fries. So I search the internet and find that if you cover french fries with something, either napkins or another plate and microwave them, they turn out ok. So I tried it, I took to plates, smush... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1376115930 | 1376117536 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: I hope there are still some people up. I fucked up pretty bad today at work.
I work at a day camp for my summer job. its a good job and doesn't pay that bad. i had been having problems with some coworkers for awhile, and felt like i kinda had no friends there. there are some coworkers that are nice to me, bu... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1376113995 | 1376401222 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | FlyByPie: TIFU by tearing through a friend's fence and nearly killing myself
This technically happened yesterday since it 1:30 am here, but I can't sleep because I'm worried.
Before I start, let me set the scene. It's getting close to 6 on a mildly wet Western North Carolina summer day. Not too much rain, but enough ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1376099764 | 1376157759 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | BrassRhino: TIFU by going into the wrong car dealership for my interview.
So I had an interview at a car dealership. I put on a tie, grabbed a copy of my resume punched the dealership into my phone for navigation and drove the dealership. Just before I turned on the street for the car dealership I looked up and saw the... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1376134198 | 1376147930 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | squeechme: TIFU by peeing in the sink.
Edit: *by sink I think I mean basin. In the UK we call it a bathroom sink.*
Let me preface this by saying I've been going through a bit of a rough time since chewing on a spider in my soup at work just less than 48 hours ago. It seems that since then, spiders have been trying the... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1376141628 | 1376307002 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwawayaway_777: TIFU By taking a joke too far and now I'm really scared
So I've been living in a big house with 9 other guys. We had a cable company come in while most us were gone for a few days. I was living there with 1 other guy.
One of my roommates, lets call him Sam, left a note in his room with an arrow poin... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1376142271 | 1376647926 | null | t5_2to41 | 274 | raspberrypussy: TIFU by coughing into a girls vagina while going down on her. I effectively blew a raspberry into her pussy.
Ok, so I've been seeing this stunning girl for a while and things are going really well, but today I fucked up. While going down on her, I got a tickle in the back of my throat (possibly a hair, ... | 8 | 34.25 | |
1376124661 | 1376204268 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | Lendingtrees: TIFU by fucking my gf in the woods. [NSFW]
This was like 2 and a half weeks ago maybe 3. So i left my house to meet up with my girlfriend at a spot in some sorta wood type thing near some nice houses. on my way i saw landscape workers working around the houses and cleaning. i meet my gf and go find a spo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1376146210 | 1376147471 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | jillischill: Uploaded the wrong pics on Facebook
I hit cancel when adding over an entire new album worth of pics and figured it wouldn't download any of them.. Dead wrong. It downloaded so many pictures. They have been up for like two days now. Some were NSFW party pics that I wouldn't even let myself be tagged in, and... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1376148957 | 1376175453 | null | t5_2to41 | 105 | swisher_blunt: TIFU by having a spliff in the bath.
I haven't had a bath in practically years so, after finally moving into a house with a bath, I decide to have one. Having recently purchased a shiny new bag of weed, I thought combining the two would be a good idea.
Picture this; a very cramped bathroom, no windows, ... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1376153760 | 1376342541 | null | t5_2to41 | 496 | thedirtyspatula: Today I fucked up by stabbing myself in the leg with a knife.
I was at a park that had a festival going on to support cyclists, I was by myself looking for a place to smoke from my dugout. I wanted to be somewhat hidden so while the area was packed there was a gap in between which looked to me like a g... | 11 | 45.090909 | |
1376165978 | 1376207118 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,362 | thehornynudist: TIFU by getting caught jerking off by my mom... in the nude
It all started when i woke up at noon and saw my little buddy was ready to tackle the day with some good old fashioned fun. I had realized my father, brothers, and mother had all vacated the house for a family trip,in which my brother and i wou... | 10 | 136.2 | |
1376183594 | 1376232347 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning my shower drain often enough.
I was taking a shower before work this morning, and was about to empty my Diva Cup (for those of you who don't know what it is, it is a [menstrual cup](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup). It acts as a substitute for tampons, pads, etc. The easiest... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1376177841 | 1376231569 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | G_string_F_hole: TIFU by shooting a nerf gun at a police officer out of a moving car.
Ok so just bear in mind, I am your typical redditor. Socially awkward, raised to be a well behaved, boring little nerd who never does anything stupid. Well today I changed that. Very, very badly.
So I had a nerf gun under the chair ... | 10 | 4.6 | |
1376193453 | 1376222975 | null | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by making mustard gas.
EDIT: /u/Firehazrd has just pointed out that it is not mustard gas but in fact chlorine gas. I was obviously not listening during year 10 science class. Thanks!
I work in a butchery/deli.
My boss is a bit of a stinge and we haven't brought the normal floor washing product in thi... | 5 | 38.2 | |
1376188236 | 1376226266 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | Sunstream: TIFU by getting shitfaced and giving my boyfriend an enormous hickey.
What's wrong with giving your boyfriend a hickey when you're shozzled? Oh, nothing really, it's just that we're traveling up the coast tomorrow to visit his parents to talk about us getting engaged.
He's been scolded before by his father... | 3 | 10 | |
1376206356 | 1376241230 | null | t5_2to41 | 76 | the_one_true_b: TIFU by telling a girl what kind of dog I wanted to get
**Preface:** There's a girl that's a waitress at a bar, we'll call her Mel, that's kinda really awesome and I've been talking to her a bit for a couple weeks, but the calamity of schedules doesn't quite lead to much face time.
So tonight me and a... | 4 | 19 | |
1376209946 | 1376243329 | null | t5_2to41 | 330 | x_glo: TIFU by getting out of bed.
I woke up this morning groggy, having slept in after another night of gaming and watching Breaking Bad. My hand reaches over to my nightstand to grab my phone, it was something like 12:30 in the afternoon. I am still nearly half asleep at this point. Well, my door is to the left si... | 15 | 22 | |
1376228613 | 1376234332 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | xXFLAVORSXx: TIFU by losing my wallet at an amusement park an hour before it closed
was actually last night but i group of friends and i went to Hershey Park last night and we road all the rides without indecent well we decide to ride the roller coaster skyrush again about 930-10 so it was dark. well we get up to get o... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1376241762 | 1376449092 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,442 | CharlesMonsoon420: TIFU by letting my Mom eat my penis bagel
If you've read my other post, you already know marijuana and my penis don't mix well. If you didn't know that, you're about to learn.
After a nice wake and bake bong hit, I decide to go down and get some breakfast. I was video chatting with my girlfriend, an... | 11 | 131.090909 | |
1376251972 | 1376270067 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | justcantdecide: TIFU by buying a phone with service on it.
Saved up for 2 months to buy a new phone. Found an iPhone on Craigslist, and bought it without switching providers on the spot. Big mistake... The guy didn't take his account info off the phone. He owes over $500 to Sprint, so they refuse to take him off the ph... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1376196686 | 1376260471 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | zalloy: TIFU by not watching my step...
It's been a rough week. I was having a few beers with my husband, and the night was calming down. He went to bed, and I went to get up from the couch and tripped. Fell flat on my face. Split my lip open, and almost knocked out one of my front teeth, Also smashed the fuck out of m... | 4 | 1 | |
1376257946 | 1376495944 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: Tifu by shaving my balls with VEET
Alright so ive never shaved my pubic hair since ive never thought it was necessary. I decided to not do it with an razor. Went smoothly - not all hair is gone and it looks quite ugly but, ill get rid of that soon when it ''calms down'' ( about 3 days )
Alright so ive neve... | 8 | 3 | |
1376262475 | 1376331592 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | orangekyxy: TIFU by accidentally right-clicking, losing my team $400k
LightningBlots: You know you're supposed to give a story, right?
[deleted]: It's supposed to be a joke towards The International 2013, a DotA 2 championship hosted by Valve. If you look at OP's username, it's the name of a player on Orange E-Sports ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1376267146 | 1376459876 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | revolvingclosetdoor: TIFU by trimming my manforest.
I've been out of the dating scene for quite a while and have let my undercarriage become somewhat unkempt.
[These are trauma shears](http://i.imgur.com/o8V3DXM.jpg) and here's what the are capable of [doing](http://i.imgur.com/HnLGCaE.jpg).
Since my dumb ass has a t... | 4 | 14 | |
1376269362 | 1376339626 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a steak
I decided since I'm home alone for a few days, that it would be a good idea to make a nice steak dinner. Recipe instructions tell me to heat my oven to 200C/500F and put my saucepan in there. So after getting everything ready for the steak, I get the pan out (with an oven mitt). I drop... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1376279960 | 1376314902 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By being nice and drawing smiley faces on a coffee lid
A regular customer at my work (coffee shop) came through and got his usual (french vanilla cappucino). I drew my signature smiley face I put on all coffee lids. Five minutes later he came again and only bought a donut. I didn't think anything of it ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1376285159 | 1376340687 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU (actually 2 years ago) by sending a text to my soccer coaches
This happened 2 years ago but I'm posting it now because something similar happened and it made me remember it.
I was in Chemistry when this girl walked into the class. She had the hairiest legs I've ever seen. I mean, holy shit. I, for so... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1376272526 | 1376292186 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | infinity526: TIFU by drinking grapefruit juice
I was sitting at my desk earlier this afternoon, redditing away, with a nice, tall glass of grapefruit juice on the little pullout-table thing that my desk has. It was sitting on my right side.
Now, for this to make sense, you need to know that my room is pretty small, a... | 4 | 0 | |
1376286605 | 1376417784 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | zfriderici: TIFU by going shirtless
I had just finished making some late-night munchies in the form of pot-stickers (the idea sounded brilliant considering previous activities) and reached across the stove to reach a pack of soy sauce I put across the way.
I reached across the stove. With a lack of a shirt. And accor... | 4 | 6 | |
1376311896 | 1376410596 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,346 | NeonRedSharpie: TIFU by Not Shutting the Door
The sun shone through the bedroom window a little bit too early this morning and the alarm went off a little bit too loudly. The dreams and visions of niceties gave way to the cold, harsh reality of a Monday morning. The sun appeared to be battling the cold air for extrem... | 11 | 122.363636 | |
1376315542 | 1376359179 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself a facial. [NSFW]
So, I'm on vacation in a different country, and of course, a guy has to do what a guy has to do. Sadly though, since they don't have the same tissues here, it appears as if I hadn't bought strong enough ones.
So when it came to the moment of glory, the load went throug... | 5 | 17 | |
1376320729 | 1376370989 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU By cutting jalapenos and then masturbating.
Well it was last night really.. I made some cream cheese and bacon stuffed jalapenos to put on the grill. I bought them at the Mexican market this time cause last time from my normal store they weren't very hot. As I was cutting them I could feel that my hands... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1376348965 | 1382560223 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,462 | WowzersInMyTrowzers: TIFU by jerking it in the living room. NSFW.
So imagine me (or don't), butt ass naked, legs spread open, doing the knuckle shuffle in the living room. I have a pillow under my ass for extra leverage, I'm sexting a hot girl, there's hardcore milf porn on the 54 inch telly, volume at 80, all the curt... | 12 | 121.833333 | |
1376352279 | 1376420606 | null | t5_2to41 | 350 | xxkibblezxx: TIFU on a first date.
This was actually about a week ago. I just recently moved out on my own, into my first apartment. Naturally, I hit up my local IKEA for some odds and ends: oven mits, bathroom rug, plates and bowls, etc.
I'm reaching the end of the Ikea labyrinth, and I am walking through the final ... | 10 | 35 | |
1376355480 | 1376356098 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising what side of the bed i was on
Woke up in the middle of the night and thought i was on a different side so i leant over to grab my charger and smashed my forehead on the bedside table, so i obviously reared my head back up so i hit my cheek on it. So now ive woken up and i have an egg on... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1376347094 | 1376377055 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | JebusNorris: TIFU by asking my dad for a blowie.
So this morning I wake up go out into the kitchen and find out everyones awake already. I go get dressed and soon realise I need to blow my nose of all last nights boogas. So once I'm dressed I go back through and ask dad, for a blowie not realising I didn't say the word... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1376359207 | 1376360847 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | ellipses1: Why does screen sharing between two macs suck so bad compared to windows remote desktop?
EPIDKRAWER: Not the right subreddit dude
Ali-Sama: Now his story fits.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1376361759 | 1376369889 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | gay_mike: Not sure how, but I know I did
MistressLiliana: Maybe the issue is that you are gay, going by the user name. Also, learn to use capitals and punctuation.
GingerFucker: I just read that in one breath due to the utter lack of full stops. Even reading in my brain-voice, grammar controls my breathing...huh.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1376355921 | 1376370015 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | RonaldTheRedditor: TIFU by going to Wendy's
So my day pretty much sucked.
Let's start off with the shitty morning of me waking up early at 7:30. So I just sit on my couch and recollect my thoughts of my daily chores. Half asleep, my mother comes upstairs saying we need to help my 90-year-old grandmother.
**SHIT JUST H... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1376349828 | 1376419272 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | tonyalynn: TIFU by not looking before letting someone in..
So I just moved into this motel room with my boyfriend, because my boyfriends dad owns it and is giving us an awesome deal. Well I'm here alone getting everything situated, not expecting guests at all. Well, I had put my toys in the bathroom sink and forgot abo... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1376377292 | 1376427051 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | FlowNiggaWolf: TIFU by letting a friend come over
So today I went to get a bottle of vodka with some friends. I successfully got the bottle home ready for a fun night. Now I happen to be underage so this is kind of a big deal. I let my friend quickly sneak to my room with the paraphernalia and give him the break down: ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1376375433 | 1376452852 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a panic attack in front of my boyfriend.
It was online, not in person, at least so it's not as bad as it could have been. We were Skyping via mobile, he fell asleep, that's what I assumed. But was I able to send him a quick text saying goodnight and I'll talk to you tomorrow? NOOOO. My scumbag... | 5 | 1 | |
1376378915 | 1376498769 | null | t5_2to41 | 181 | aescobar32: TIFU just now when i lent my roomate my car
The cops just called me, asking me if i let aescobar32's roomate drive the car. he apparently drove an hour away and ran out of gas and the cops stopped because they looked suspicious. he is drunk and no gas in my car means i need to go to a gas station, grab gas,... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1376384739 | 1376458326 | null | t5_2to41 | 115 | datonelasttime: TIFU while drunk.
Throwaway for many many reason.
I'm 17 for starters, I have my life planned, college already paid for amazing GPA and ACT scores. My life is pretty much set. With my mentallity I want all my partying to be set aside in high school because the career path i'm taking won't allow any of i... | 14 | 8.214286 | |
1376386484 | 1376586200 | null | t5_2to41 | 118 | GalaxyLand: TIFU by writing jokes in a spiral.
I was a freshman in high school. I was in my last period class, Biology. Of course, my ADD kicked in and it was extremely hard for me to concentrate on what the teacher was talking about.
So I pull out a small spiral, with like 200 pages in it.
Earlier that week, I had sta... | 10 | 11.8 | |
1376357600 | 1376432218 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | Anon_Alcoholc: TIFU by not paying attention
Average day at work, not too busy, not too slow either, I just recently quit drinking so I'm not completely focused today not that my job really requires my 100% focus 100% of the time anyways so I'm getting by just fine. I'm getting ready to go on my break while waiting for ... | 4 | 3 | |
1376408596 | 1376435806 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,985 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend play GTA
My friend was over, and he wanted to try GTA 4 on my Xbox, so I set it up for him. I had other business to take care of though; we're going out of country in a week, and I had to call the Canadian Border Services Agency to clarify a few questions I had about importing a few... | 6 | 330.833333 | |
1376417266 | 1376422074 | t3_1kahst | t5_2to41 | -38 | TuxedoGing: She doesn't like baseball anyway, but tbh I don't imagine this helped.
I'm not gay for the players, though. It's not like I watch baseball to get off or anything.
[deleted]: Yeahhh, we know. You watch it for the plot.
^^^^^yoursecretssafewithus
ReadsSmallTextBot: >yoursecretssafewithus
FKReadsSmallTex... | 10 | -3.8 | |
1376415268 | 1376441310 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | ExtraPlus: TIFU by breaking my friend's 3DS whilst playing Mario Kart 7.
A friend of mine invited me to his house one day. We're both big gamers, and he just bought a new 3DS a week or so ago with Mario Kart 7.
Before this, I just started playing mario kart wii again after digging it out of the depths of hell. I playe... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1376415754 | 1376448579 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | Throwawaywaxmuseum: TIFU by trying to wax excess hair in inaccessible places.
A few weeks ago, my boyfriend invited me to meet him at a hotel. So I'm thinking awesome, random hotel sex, no big annoying road trip needed.
I've actually not been with him (we've only been dating a month or so), and I'm still in that "OMG ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1376422367 | 1376465838 | null | t5_2to41 | 83 | APlaidZebra: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend with her parents home.
I head over to her house, as usual I say my hellos and have a pleasant conversation with her mother (who seems to like me). We head upstairs to play GameCube (It was smash bros day), after an hour or so of playing we started getting promiscuous. I took... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1376437231 | 1376509671 | null | t5_2to41 | 59 | Hahahanot: TIFU by snap chatting my guy friend naked
So I was snapchatting right after I got out if the shower and was trying to take a snap of something in front of me but my brother opened the door and saw me naked so I naturally flipped shit and without thinking, hit the send button after .5 seconds after realizing ... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1376471694 | 1376510669 | t3_1kbfsi | t5_2to41 | 16 | GodComplexGuy: Yeah, he isn't canadian.
Canadians say they're sorry.
le_mous: And they smell like maple syrup.
GodComplexGuy: He sure doesn't smell like maple syrup. I don't think he actually smells like anything. Then again, I don't go around huffing my friends odor.
le_mous: He's probably not Canadian then. Could be... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1376440863 | 1376571996 | null | t5_2to41 | 133 | Stefy98: TIFU by putting french fries in my car's air vent
I had just picked my kid up from daycare at 3:30pm. I was told he didn't want to eat lunch. Okay, no big deal. As soon as we get in the car, he starts fussing and telling me he's hungry. I decided to stop by BK on the way home and get him some french fries. The... | 10 | 13.3 | |
1376452594 | 1376507224 | null | t5_2to41 | 351 | I_miss_my_stitches: TIFU by having a cyst removed.
So for a really long time now I have had this cyst. Nothing particularly special about this cyst. As far as r/WTF guidelines it would have probably rated at a "why did you even submit this picture" level.
So it's a small cyst.
Well today I had this cyst removed by a... | 8 | 43.875 | |
1376454181 | 1376499377 | null | t5_2to41 | 340 | krissee: TIFU by not beating my husband to the bathroom.
So this just happened a few minutes ago. It has been really hot here and when it get's hot my stomach acts up and gives me the Johnny Jogger's. Today was no different.
I was sitting on the computer as my husband watched some T.V when he disappeared. I told my fr... | 12 | 28.333333 | |
1376451169 | 1376500464 | null | t5_2to41 | 252 | Probably_Tacos: TIFU by attempting to use the bathroom
To preface this story, you should know I work on the 23rd floor of an office building as an intern for the summer.
On monday morning, just like any other day around 11:00 AM, I go to take a dump in our floors bathrooms. As I waltz into the bathroom, phone in hand,... | 6 | 42 | |
1376448824 | 1376490132 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | alatus_corruptrix: T My brother FU by shooting through our TV and living room window.
Our parents are out of town, and I had marching band practice. So practice ends and I have 3 missed calls from my dad and a text that says 'call me asap.' Find out that in the hour I was gone, my brother had somehow shot the TV and bu... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1376457022 | 1376462779 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | kyle092: TIFU by gambling online
Thought it would be fun to bet a little money online on sports and blackjack. Lost $50. Supposed to be saving money for college. Feel really disappointed in myself.
Legion299: You should never look back, nobody gets anything out of gambling. Except for the receiving end, which most of t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1376463918 | 1379700044 | null | t5_2to41 | 154 | That_Hobo_in_The_Tub: TIFU by getting magnetic silly putty stuck on my dick.
So i was sitting in bed last night, watching youtube videos and playing with magnetic silly putty. I have no idea why, but I thought it would be a good idea to put it on my dick.
It was not a good idea.
After it sitting there for only a few ... | 7 | 22 | |
1376483181 | 1376528978 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,031 | tro39478: TIFU by selling my old phone to a friend without deleting all the nudes of girlfriend
I sold my old phone to my friend (Samsung Galaxy) and did a factory reset, I assumed that deleted everything, my friend put his SIM card in and it was all good. Today he texted me that hes watching the vids of my girlfriend ... | 14 | 73.642857 | |
1376482029 | 1376859781 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | art7169: TIFU by my boyfriend's dad saw my tits
Few days ago, I was extremely upsetting for losing my puppy. I know my boyfriend would cheer me up. We were on the video chat and we both were fooling around with virtual videos to see our reactions. He knows how much I really hate to see animals being eaten by other anim... | 4 | 9 | |
1376489857 | 1376490627 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by connecting my YouTube username account to my Google+ account
Like most of you, I've had a YouTube account for many years (pre-Google+) where you had a username. I was basically changing some privacy settings and next thing I know, it connected or switched or converted my account to use my Google+ ful... | 3 | 1 | |
1376492070 | 1376497870 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | heytheredelilahTOR: TIFU when I realized that I hadn't submitted the Provincial portion of my tax return which is going to delay my student loan
Which is really fucking grand. There's not a damn thing I can do about it until the Canada Revenue Agency sends me an official letter that there is a portion missing. Even tho... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1376501468 | 1376682186 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | wat3rd3mon: TIFU by crapping in my SO's house
My SO and her family are on vacation and I am taking care of the house. I was there when I started feeling some serious stomach cramps. I rushed to the bathroom and let go. It was quite messy and after much wiping, I got up to flush. However, to my complete and utter horror... | 10 | 4.8 | |
1376507464 | 1376666745 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | cswooll: TIFU by not properly disposing of my "clean-up towel"
So,like normal,i go to my girlfriends house at night,stay til morning and leave. Well, this morning around 2 AM we fucked and after i was finished i asked for a towel,cleaned myself,put the towel back. I get a text from my girlfriend at around 11 am saying ... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1376507708 | 1376572042 | null | t5_2to41 | 427 | ewall09: TIFU by Knocking a girl out and punching her boyfriend
This happened several months ago, but I just learned about this subreddit from a friend so I figured I'd post my own TIFU...
I attend college and am part of a fraternity. Since it's the weekend, me and a few of my buddies decided to go to another frat hou... | 6 | 71.166667 | |
1376510799 | 1376527257 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheHuskyDog: TIFU by "stealing" my good friend's boyfriend
I didn't mean to, but that's besides the point.
So my friend and this guy I knew got together. I decided to start talking to him, to try and gain a mutual friend. Well, long story short, he fell for me and dumped my friend for me.
He told me him and my friend b... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1376509543 | 1376570009 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | bigmike827: TIFU trying to have sex with my girlfriend after a surgery
I had a cyst removed from.... well the top of my butt crack....
Yeah so that sucks...
A week and a half after surgery, my girlfriend had some time before she left for some rush stuff, and so she came over. One thing led to another and we started f... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1376509149 | 1376523052 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: By not looking who I was texting
So today my so and I went to lunch on the way back I gave her my card and asked her to get drinks for us. Five min later I went to text here and accidentally told my boss that I loved him. Don't Know what to do now because he went with it and made it worse.
OneTimesMore2003: ... | 3 | 7 | |
1376523218 | 1376602669 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Midol with ITP
I have ITP, which is when your immune system kills off your platlets, which are the helpful little cells that stop bleeding. I have some platelets, just not that many. It's one of three autoimmune issues, another one is an IBD. Both are relevant.
I also have ADD and NLD for wh... | 3 | 11 | |
1376518590 | 1377081917 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hehlan57: TIFU by trying to make a blended ice mocha
So I have a few weeks of school left and I'm very behind on my school reading. I'm trying to power through *The Mayflower* but I keep dozing off. I need something to pick me up.
Coffee. But I don't like coffee, except for ice mochas. So I decide to try an make one. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1376525922 | 1376576445 | null | t5_2to41 | 201 | [deleted]: TIFU by mowing the neighbors lawn
So today I went over to mow my neighbors lawn. I'm 16 and could really use the cash for gas money. So I get started mowing and everything is going as planned, as I was mowing underneath a tree I looked up and saw a in a nest in a tree that my neighbor told me had bird eggs i... | 4 | 50.25 | |
1376525707 | 1376605302 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | OneTimesMore2003: TIFU BY SITTING DOWN...
I work front desk at a hotel and just got done checking in some guest's, came to the back to sit down for a minute. I plopped down in the hard ass chair and sat down on my balls. Hopefully no one comes in in the next few minutes cause if they do they will see a mountain of a ma... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1376539950 | 1376549533 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to overclock my GPU
For the past 2 hours I've been trying to overclock my GPU, and I had no success, so I just gave up. About 20 minutes ago, my friend sent me a download the ATI taskbar, and I tried to install it. About 80% through the installation, I hear my audio start to skip, and my PC bl... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1376549663 | 1376670353 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | BlackFalcon321: TIFU by being honest about my beliefs.
The fuck up isn't really today but a couple of weeks ago...
So it's Wednesday and we have a religion class, the teacher(nun) asked if anyone here wasn't a catholic, my classmates egged me on to raise my hand(Peer pressure :/) so I did it.
Fast forward today and ... | 5 | 3 | |
1376538156 | 1376578326 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | hewhoreddits6: TIFU by updating my iPod touch
I first got my iPod 4th generation 3-4 years ago, and have not updated it since. Back before I got an android phone, I would use my iPod for everything and go everywhere with it. There were over 900 pictures on it, and over 100 songs, most of which were acquired by download... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1376550577 | 1376574678 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | Sparkfire: TIFU by getting shitfaced.
I went to the shore to see a girl, and she was really really into me. I mean she wanted me there so bad. She as txting me all week and begging for me to come. Not to sound cocky but I was pretty sure I was going to get some action. I got to the shore at around 12, and she was not t... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1376559472 | 1376635952 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | LethalTomato: TIFU by not tying on the ladder on top of the work Van.
It fell off on the motorway hit a car and almost caused a huge accident. The ladder was destroyed in the process. Feels bad man. Scared the shit out of me.
Corrupt_T: What do you think the poor guy in the car felt?
He would've had final destination ... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1376563175 | 1376675532 | null | t5_2to41 | 872 | lshabowco: TIFU by stepping on a plug.
I'd just gotten out of the shower, so I was only in my underwear when I stumbled backwards and trod on a plug. My first thought was something like "fuck sake". I have a high pain thresh hold so I wasn't so much worried about the pain, just sort of got curious to how bad it was. I ... | 12 | 72.666667 | |
1376577052 | 1376600344 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | shudderette: TIFU by lying to my husband about something really stupid
Called a girlfriend of mine to talk about birthday planning stuff for my soon to be 9 yr old. Her husband answered. Explained why she wasn't home then we just got to talking, chatting about stuff. He asked what he wanted for his birthday so I jumped... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1376574622 | 1376658218 | null | t5_2to41 | 218 | positronus: TIFU by making my 4 year old running face first into garage door
I recently got new car with manual transmission. Given that last time I drove stick was about 20 years ago I am still trying to get used to it, but I love it!
Earlier today I was getting ready to drop my little one at day care and as usual go... | 8 | 27.25 | |
1376585364 | 1376617537 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | getsome13: TIFU by leaving the door at work open.
I'm at work alone today. I noticed I hadn't seen my dog in a bit, and went on a search. There are three offices with a couch in two, and a chair in the other. She can normally be found on one of them, or the showroom floor. Nope.
I see the door to the warehouse is open... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1376583073 | 1376755408 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | CreamWafers: TIFU by calling a French pen-pal "Bitchyrestingface"
I was recently introduced to a pen pal, as part of my French studies. Things were going pretty well. We sent a couple introductions, normal stuff like what is your name, what city are you from, etc. The conversation is pretty formal and unenthusiastic be... | 3 | 5 | |
1376589652 | 1377112682 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | NinetyTwo92: TIFU by hitting on my first-cousin.
So I'm on vacation in Europe, in my hometown. I was out late last night so I woke up around noon. To my surprise there was already people at my house. I brushed my teeth and went down stairs where everyone was at. It was a bunch of old people except for this one girl. Sh... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1376589442 | 1376688681 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing someone's front bumper
So today I had parked my car uphill. It wasn't any uphill because it was quite steep. I was in a hurry, so I hopped in my car and started the engine. I looked at my car's mirrors to make sure anything wasn't behind it. I released the hand brake and start to raise the c... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1376592577 | 1376615685 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | MrAnderson_: TIFU by using Icy-Hot
So I play tennis for my high school team, and my first practice was yesterday. It was the first strenuous activity I've had in a while, so my thighs were aching like a bitch. I waited it out, and this morning they were still hurting, so I decided to use some Icy-Hot so I could get thr... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1376595015 | 1376612089 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | OmNomNomNinja: TIFU - by not recognizing the Polish National Football Team
Had to find a place to stay in Gdansk, Poland for just one night as previous lodging turned out to be a nightmare.
I may be Polish, but I moved to the States when I was four and have no idea about any soccer teams in Poland other than the fact... | 3 | 1 | |
1376607424 | 1376628598 | null | t5_2to41 | 136 | DontClickItsMeatspin: TIFU and vomited all over my house and myself.
I woke up to the feeling of my asshole about to burst with the craziest diarrhea I have ever felt. After that, I knew I had a stomach bug. I proceeded to try to take a nap. I felt sick and walked to the bathroom and vomited. I felt better, but I knew ... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1376618137 | 1376652939 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | DeDodgingEse: TIFU by taking my final at the wrong time.
So I literally just came back from my last final today. Was feeling super prepared and ready to tear up that exam. About nearly half the test already done, my stomach starts acting up and I decide to power thru it and finish the test. Initially, I thought it was ... | 5 | 8 | |
1376623877 | 1376668934 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,652 | ejaculator123: TIFU by ejaculating while my dad hugged me.
Being a horny teenager in the summer who recently discovered the joys of premium porn sites can lead to some very awkward scenarios. This is one of them.
I was watching some of the best shit I'd ever seen (I'm talking Brazzers True Life HD at 1080p and the lik... | 12 | 304.333333 | |
1376629022 | 1376632636 | t3_1kgojz | t5_2to41 | 14 | botchedtryouts: So my family takes road trips (about 6 hours each) across Texas to see family, go to the beach, whatever. During those trips, it becomes absolutely desolate. Like, miles of cornfields and dirt for a good 2 or 3 hours. Being the absolute genius I am, I decided not to pee and drink a big bottle of Gatorad... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1376625108 | 1376643404 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | Awesome4some: TIFU by making Nazi jokes with a holocaust survivor in the room
bren_gunner: Jew feel bad about it, huh? I hope you tried to make things Reich!
Degenx316: I left something in the oven, don't want to overcook it
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1376627197 | 1376752066 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | traversonbay: TIFU by finding a $50 bill then proceeding to lose it
SO BUMMED. I found a $50 bill in the parking lot of a mall near my work, it was the most money I've ever found. I was so happy that I had been staring at the bill all day, I instagrammed it. I kept it in my pocket, feeling it all day to make sure it wa... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1376629495 | 1376632151 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | bool_sheet: TIFU by dropping my phone in office restroom.
There I was taking a dump in my office bathroom and playing candy crush on my phone. After the deed was done and I was satisfied with the game, it was time to get back to work. So I try to put my phone in my pocket but it slips from my hand, falls on the floor a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1376631018 | 1376773761 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Croxover: TIFU by sucking Sixlets off a laptop
Today my friends and I were enjoying a hookah and watching a movie in the living room of my best friend's apartment. One of my friends had Sixlets and was throwing them to catch them in our mouths (and that wasn't even the risky part.) He was placing them long his keyboar... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1376641294 | 1376703005 | null | t5_2to41 | 592 | listen_louder: TIFU by beating a 5 year old at Wii Basketball
Relevant info: I'm a senior in college whose hobby is online gaming. My *very* Christian extended family has a yearly Christmas get-together.
At one such get together my 5 year old cousin, who happens to be holding the holy grail of drunken college house pa... | 6 | 98.666667 | |
1376643404 | 1376743394 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | NotForrestGump: TIFU two friendships in 24 hours.
I'll try to make this short. I met my best friends sister two days ago, she's incredibly cute but it was his sister so I thought I'd talk to him about it first. He says it's fine hook up, whatever, but then I did, twice, while he was home. He told me to stop but I didn'... | 9 | 3.555556 |
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