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1377290994 | 1377303840 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | BBoxall: TIFU by sleepwalking
First of all, sorry for any formatting errors or spelling mistakes.
Early this morning (probably 2/3 ish) I had awoken to find myself with my hairbrush covered in toothpaste and lots of pain in my teeth. I brushed my teeth with my hairbrush guys. I had hair in my braces and everything. A... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1377300673 | 1377445030 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | enstaka: TIFU by talking to a dying cancer patient
This happened to me last year, and I will never forget it...
I went to the hospital to see a young guy that was dying from cancer... It was the first time I was seeing him ill, but I wasn't expecting to see him that bad...
So when I entered the room, I was shocked seei... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1377321161 | 1377554636 | null | t5_2to41 | 631 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my co-worker that her best friend is ugly
So I do theatre and I was recently cast in a one-act play. In said play, my character is on a date with another girl, and we're required to kiss sensually a few times during the play. The girl that was cast as my date is...shall we say, quite homely. ... | 15 | 42.066667 | |
1377364102 | 1377406744 | null | t5_2to41 | 197 | FrostySack: TIFU by taunting a disabled person
TL;DR - I put this up here to make you think I'm considerate. Read the fucking story.
This happened last night but I've had some kind of paralyzing shame until now. My brother works at a sales job and the last Friday of every month they have a big drink up at the bar ne... | 13 | 15.153846 | |
1377367429 | 1377895890 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | tifuandmygfispissed: TIFU by messaging my girlfriend from a throwaway account after posting a story about a sexual exploit at work.
So I didn't know, but apparently my REDDIT APP doesn't sign out when I sign out of my REDDIT browser. So when I sent her a link or message, she checked that accounts history and read a cou... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1377364974 | 1377395069 | null | t5_2to41 | 490 | trollpatro1: TIFU by walking home from Wendy's with a plastic knife in my mouth
I (M 15) live about a mile away from wendys, and decided to spend my friday afternoon with my friends. So we agreed on going and having a snack at wendys. Started innocent enough right? So when we get there I get a classic, chocolate, frost... | 10 | 49 | |
1377387164 | 1377446168 | null | t5_2to41 | 123 | cptjooligan: TIFU by accidentally insulting my gf
this actually happened awhile ago but I'll tell it like that day
So my girlfriend told me a week ago that I was getting a suprise on friday. So I spent the week thinking it'd be something really awesome (and it was, but I was thinking it would be material too, mainly b... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1377386839 | 1377480044 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | bromemeoth: TIFU by smoking pot.
Side note: this happened back in the winter of 2004. This is just one of many embarrassing moments that I have experienced since.
Back in 9th grade, there was a serious drug problem at my school… Ex-Lax and it’s “users” were running rampant through the hallways of my high school. I’m n... | 8 | 8 | |
1377394002 | 1377452161 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,667 | children_are_evil: TIFU by telling a kindergartener "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE"
My mother teaches kindergarten, and I stopped by her class on the way to my own school to bring her some shit she needed for the day.
She introduced me to her loud-ass kids. "This is my daughter, Lydia, blah blah blah. She's a big college kid." Th... | 11 | 242.454545 | |
1377384515 | 1377443353 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ozok: TIFU by meeting a friend of mine for a party!
So I'm currently on vacation in Brazil and a friend of mine from my hometown in Portugal also came here for a different reason, and we decided to hang out one night. There was a party yesterday and we decided to go there for some fun and drinks and stuff, so he asks m... | 4 | 1 | |
1377400419 | 1377406068 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming that I was talking to who I thought I was talking to.
Dear TIFU, I have fucked up. Royally. Back-story time bitches.
So I've had a crush on this girl (we'll call her Janet) for 2 and a half years. I asked her out about a month after I met her, got shot down pretty hardcore style, and crash ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1377427397 | 1377516185 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | warpaint: TIFU by hooking up with my mom.
Decided to go to the bar tonight and little did I know my mom was there. I somewhat recognized her and gave her a molly (I had taken one as well.) Well I get pretty wasted and I was faded from the molly and started chatting up my mom. Turns out, I decide to leave the bar with m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1377429612 | 1377507371 | null | t5_2to41 | 205 | IamSeth: TIFU by throwing away all my money.
Actually happened yesterday...
So, I'm between jobs, and was down to my last $50. Yesterday, I went shopping for food, and at the register decided my remaining money would be easier to keep track of if I had it as cash instead of on a card, so I asked for my last $20 in cas... | 9 | 22.777778 | |
1377432124 | 1377434254 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | fuzzyalien77: TIFU I left in a hurry while the cashier who was maybe flirting with me while requesting a quick break..
I was the LCBO buying some bourbon and some beer. She was this beautiful girl, I assume close to my age, she had this amazing long brown hair with some highlights/dye/whatever in it. Big beautiful eyes... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1377438472 | 1377446750 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently sending a NSFW snap chat
I sent a snap chat of my delicious ham and cheese croissant and glass of wine to a bunch of my friends. My vibrator was in the corner.. perfect. Side-note: if you're questioning if it's too early to drink wine then you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be fri... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1377438743 | 1377455092 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | TurboCancerous: Tifu by yelling to a cop out the window
This happened like three weeks ago so bear with me. I was in my drivers ed car(insurance reduction mothafucka) so were driving slow through a construction area and I see a few cops searching a car. And these are the unmarked car black suit kinda cops, so they're r... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1377412118 | 1377515859 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting people too easily
I play this wonderful game called dota 2 as a hobby. In it there are virtual items that you can acquire through buying, trading, or getting through events. I needed some urgent cash so I figured to sell an item, which I had gotten at The International 2 (something you shoul... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1377457089 | 1377457776 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU: Banged my dead Grandma
OK so this happened like 15 minutes ago, I was making a turkey sandwich for lunch and I was craving some poppyseed dressing to go with it ( I know it might sound a little strange but Briannas poppyseed dressing is AMAZING with almost anything) ANYWAY I got it from the fridge only... | 3 | 3 | |
1377453165 | 1377581316 | null | t5_2to41 | 428 | googie_g15: TIFU by shitting my pants while completely high on a public train
/r/TIFU, today I come to you with my head bowed in shame, for I have truly fucked up.
Last night, it was my friend's 24^th birthday so me and a bunch of friends were going bar hopping for the night. I decided that bar hopping would be much ... | 11 | 38.909091 | |
1377424801 | 1377483215 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Annihilate_This: TIFU by going to the bathroom in Mexican Town
I was eating lunch in Mexican Town, the urge happened, and I needed to go off and use the restroom. I return, and what do I see on my plate?
Nothing.
When I was gone, someone stole the last taco from my plate. There is no group or seminar on how to deal ... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1377461220 | 1377502303 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | raymokid: TIFU By smashing a window with a lawnmower.
I was being a dutiful son, mowing the lawn for my parents. When the lawnmower blade picked up a stone, throwing it straight the window. Of course there was glass everywhere and screaming parents.
Legioniare501st: That sounds like the Final Destination 4 movie.
At ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1377455635 | 1377466227 | null | t5_2to41 | 152 | ilash44: TIFU and shit into a fan
I had been having diarreah for the better part of the morning (thanks cheap liquor and taco bell). So when I got out of the shower this morning I like to dry my dirty bits by standing in front of a fan. While doing this I had the urge to fart...I VIOLENTLY SHIT INTO THE FAN. It was a... | 3 | 50.666667 | |
1377492315 | 1377617917 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,183 | MTgolfer30: TIFU by setting off a bomb scare in downtown Albuquerque.
This is a long one, so bear with me.
So this happened five years ago, but since I just found out about Reddit, I thought I'd explain what happened. If any of you lived in ABQ in 2008, you know what I'm talking about. I was living in Albuquerque for ... | 10 | 118.3 | |
1377492681 | 1377516480 | null | t5_2to41 | 284 | Yorgan: TIFU by rubbing a weta on my balls
Yesterday I had made plans to take a mid-afternoon shower … well not really plans I guess, it was kinda spontaneous, who really plans a shower? Anyway
I grabbed a fresh towel from the linen cupboard and threw it on the ground. Our shower has a small leak you see, so if you p... | 15 | 18.933333 | |
1377498224 | 1377616722 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | anonpothead: TIFU in a college party.
This happened last week, but i'm pretty sure my roommate won't forget that so early.
Before i start, a little background: I have a roommate that just moved in and he has a friend (a kinda-chubby-but-hot redhead) who comes to our house almost everyday, both of them smoke weed as mu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1377510863 | 1377559358 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | BanPants: TIFU by Forgetting I Took A Laxative
Having been a little bloated for the past few days, I decided to mix up a concoction of a few teaspoons of castor oil in black coffee. The first mistake I made was drinking the mixture on an empty stomach. My second, as you may have already guessed, was trusting a fart 45 ... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1377534457 | 1377536989 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | G0dHandTeru: TIFU by shaving in a rush.
This actually happened 2 years ago during summer but I didn't know about reddit yet.
It was a normal day in the summer and my friend invited me to go out in the
afternoon and he was coming to pick me up. I lost track of time and he was waiting outside. I don't normally like ma... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1377526779 | 1377727225 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | po000ooo0p: TIFU by pooping in a clogged toilet the week I moved in with my boyfriend
Of course this would happen to me. Of course he didn't warn me that the toilet was clogged before I went in there. Of course I am probably the one who clogged it with tampons. Roto rooter is on the way. Life sucks sometimes.
OceanRaco... | 3 | 5 | |
1377546325 | 1377654873 | null | t5_2to41 | 272 | TiberiusX2: TIFU by shitting my pants in class
Today, during my bussiness class in the High School I attend, my anus's edge realized that his stepmother was being kicked out. I urgently raised my hand and asked to be excused, I was counter-replied with a "Hold it until this lesson is over, it's important. An hour and 1... | 7 | 38.857143 | |
1377547441 | 1377686020 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | michaelboccia: TIFU by loudly singing "Dick in a box" while I ran.
So I was running to the gym like I usually do, and on the way I had my Nike+ app turned on and my headphones in and I was jamming. As I was running down one road to get off base, there's another path that curves around some foliage that makes it impossi... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1377572655 | 1377579467 | t3_1l54tv | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: Directions unclear; fucked your mom.
BromarE115: His mom is a ceiling fan?
Wonderful_Toes: He didn't say his penis was stuck
BromarE115: Idk I assumed the fucked your mom part implied that his penis was stuck in *something*
Wonderful_Toes: I mean, I don't usually get my dick stuck in women
But maybe that's ... | 15 | 7.466667 | |
1377553786 | 1377558166 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | Annihilate_This: TIFU by looking at suggestive magazines.
So I was just at the gas station to pick up a refreshing Arizona ice-tea. Minding my own business I walk past the magazine rack where there are pictures of scantily clad women on the covers. I turn my head to look just for a second because THEY WERE THERE, JUST ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1377557145 | 1377563488 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | Shocking: TIFU by giving myself food poisoning
I was getting ready for my first day of pharmacy school and needed to make breakfast. I went down to the kitchen and found a pan that I thought was clean but noticed some leftover food residue from likely dinner last night (likely chicken was made in it). So I made my eg... | 9 | 3 | |
1377558020 | 1377609534 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | RikM: TIFU by watching a horror movie next to the window.
I am in the unfortunate position of having my ground floor bedroom directly on to the street which means that, even with Venetian blinds, anyone walking past can glance into my bedroom. This doesn't bother me normally but...
I was watching the 2009 film Childre... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1377559584 | 1377574698 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | kevando: TIFU: By Taking a Shower
I took a shower after work, so that i would not be sweaty for a meeting. I was then forced to ride full speed to my meeting cause I was running late (due to shower).
I am now sitting covered in sweat.
I'm smart.
jdizzleh3: Well you obviously weren't very late for that meeting if... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1377561471 | 1377666851 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | rowinwreck: TIFU: Left my college, job, and the US to live as a child with my family.
So I was going to THE best university for my field in engineering, had a nice job in one of its departments, and life was going overall nicely. Only problem is: My whole family decided it was best to move to Latin America for work-rel... | 3 | 12 | |
1377564830 | 1377640827 | null | t5_2to41 | 97 | Lastredditname: TIFU by enjoying my shower gel just a little too much.
This actually happened a few months ago, but I've been so embarrassed that I waited a while before posting.
Backstory: Two weeks before the actual story I got very very sick. I ran to the bathroom with horrible stomach cramps, barely made it in tim... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1377565466 | 1377609084 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering my gf
So, it was a pretty normal afternoon, school let out and we walked to her house to hang out for a few hours before I had to leave (they have family night on mondays) We were just sitting on the couch, watching tv, when things got a little out of hand.. We thought her parents wouldn't ... | 11 | 6.272727 | |
1377572992 | 1377801864 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | Talvanen: TIFU by breaking the one rule I had for the first day back to college: don't blurt out something stupid in class.
I am 25 and a sophomore in college. I am typically fairly competent when it comes to social interaction. I outgrew my "That Guy" stage years ago, and now I get to silently cringe in class when som... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1377575039 | 1377730425 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | R2platt123: TIFU-By insulting my father
Today I fucked up- This is a great story, so to give some back from information on this everyone needs to know that my dad recently went under a operation that went badly with his teeth. So currently he is missing is top row teeth. I have already had a hard time not laughing when... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1377580355 | 1377611047 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | xXFlyguy373Xx: TIFU by making a weed joke with my mom behind me
So my friends and i were playing truth or dare late tonight. This girl and I had this joke that she could get me weed from her parents. We were playfully insulting eachother and I said to her well even if you got me weed i wouldn't smoke it. As I was sayin... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1377554657 | 1377617509 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | Arat90: TIFU and realized I missed one of my auto insurance payments
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SIDEWAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!
I am so unbelievably LIVID with myself at the moment, I want to clone myself so that I can just beat the shit out of myself.
I need to release this to the wonderful community of /r/tifu b... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1377611673 | 1377651308 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,310 | loudness_: TIFU by stopping an episode of domestic violence.
I've never been one to leave things alone when I don't agree with what's happening. Today (well, last night, actually) I fucked up by getting involved in a physical fight between a couple that was happening on the street outside my apartment. No, I didn't g... | 9 | 256.666667 | |
1377613477 | 1377730623 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing my password
This actually happened right after I finished building my PC last year. Any ways I had gotten windows all installed and set up. All I needed to do now was log on to install whatever program I wanted on there and I would be totally done. However when I went to log on my usual p... | 5 | 2 | |
1377617050 | 1377653325 | null | t5_2to41 | 362 | i_fucked_mustard: TIFU by fucking a jar of relish
I read a post on Reddit recently about a guy who fucked a jar of peanut butter and I thought about how awesome that would feel.
So earlier today when my housemates were all out and I had a bit of me time, I decided I'd try it out. I figured I'd just throw it away when ... | 6 | 60.333333 | |
1377619132 | 1377625394 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing myself
on skype, got blackmailed, the person threatened to send pics and videos to my family and friends on facebook if i don't send 300. which i did. so my life is ruined. not the best subreddit but whatever.
poeslugia: Sent 300 what? Why is life ruined? Were you committing an illegal act w... | 3 | 2 | |
1377628782 | 1377830615 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | daringconfection: TIFU by buying a cheaper bottle of lighter fluid
Dear Reddit,
Today, I made a fuck up. I woke up this morning like I do every other day. I rose from my slumber to walk outside in my dressing gown and smoke my first cigarette of the day. Whilst smoking, I wondered how little fuel I had left in my zipp... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1377633899 | 1377647993 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | person19506: TIFU by failing my driving test for the second time
I seriously deserve it. I made the same mistake twice. Did not yield on left turn.
My brain is fucked up. My dad is going to murder me. Fuck this shit. College starts next month so if I fail again, god have mercy.
SilentScience: Don't feel so bad, man. B... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1377633346 | 1377640550 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | StopHittingOnMe: TIFU by (temporarily) disabling my arm
So I wake up this morning and my arm just hangs off my body like a piece of string. Naturally I began to yell blood curdling screams. I'm just staring at my arm and thinking of "amputation" while my family wakes up (it's 5 am) and rushes to me In the living room. ... | 3 | 5 | |
1377643173 | 1377657211 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by going full crazy
I am a train wreck right now. I hooked up with my new roommate a couple of times and we just kind of never acknowledged it. I've only lived with this dude for a month and we didn't know each other before I moved in.
I was cool with the situation but THEN I got fucking *hammered* la... | 3 | 9 | |
1377717044 | 1377727094 | t3_1l80hn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Smokyo7: You sound like a moron, listing your drug resume on the Internet like this gives you some sort of credibility. Nothing changes the simple fact that you are 17 and gave drugs to a 16 year old first timer in a completely idiotic scenario. Bravo.
APlaidZebra: Thanks. I know it doesn't give me credibility, but don... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1377648643 | 1377737942 | null | t5_2to41 | 261 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fingered at my boyfriend's house
So this was actually a few months ago, but I decided you guys would enjoy this one. So some background: My boyfriend and I usually went over his house for sexy times because my house has absolutely no privacy. His mother is a gynecologist and is often out late... | 5 | 52.2 | |
1377652707 | 1377719406 | null | t5_2to41 | 984 | Engineer_Man: TIFU by farting in a female police officer's face.
So this happened today, I am not sure if I can live down the glare, but I will share with you my pain, and story. Also, for the record I was not arrested or charged.
My work often has me working around emergency services, and therefore emergency service ... | 7 | 140.571429 | |
1377689324 | 1377720893 | t3_1l7z7f | t5_2to41 | 11 | Noivis: It's been 9 hours...do you think OP committed suicide? Somebody call his real life friends, quick!
runujhkj: Oh god, it's been 15 hours! Come on man, people love you!
whyarereb: I was in school. xD. Sorry
runujhkj: RIP OP sorry you're sad
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1377664290 | 1377712068 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | tvm78: TIFU by locking my bedroom door.
So earlier I went to go into my bedroom, but the door was locked. Turns out I locked it just by habit while walking out (mother fucker I just got blood on my laptop, oh well keep reading). The key to my door was inside my room, so naturally, I tried the usual ways to open a locke... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1377651866 | 1377728779 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | BluCoyote91: TIFU by trusting a customer.
Okay so this actually happened a year or so ago but in the end it worked out. So, I am currently working for a house paints that I was also working at about a year ago. We get a ton of regular customers, many being contractors or designers. There was this one jamacian guy named... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1377645332 | 1378161561 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | dragdollb: TIFU by missing the bus
So i just got off work and i was leaving the shop to walk to the bus station. As soon as i start i see the bus coming up the hill. To try not to inconvenience the bus i started running/skipping/walking to try to catch up to it. I made it to the rear of the bus the bitch pulls off. And... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1377681400 | 1377748015 | null | t5_2to41 | 749 | buildthisnotthat: TIFU by getting a lap dance (NSFW)
My girlfriend and I went out for happy hour and started drinking rather early to celebrate my cake day. Later in the evening after we were good and toasty we taxied back to the house. In the cab she whispered in my ear that she had something special for me when we go... | 8 | 93.625 | |
1377710110 | 1377837178 | null | t5_2to41 | 123 | dgmilo8085: TIFU by trusting a 25 year old idiot to watch my kid and dog for an hour
Running late from work, I asked my 25 year old-college graduate of a cousin if he could watch my kid for an hour until I got home. Stupid me, I assumed that even a 12 year old could handle such a task.
I was wrong.
I came home to m... | 8 | 15.375 | |
1377712509 | 1377726455 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | GordonMaple: TIFU by asking how my boss' vacation went
She told me she'd be out next week, that she was taking a trip back home to Idaho. "Hey, sounds fun, have a great time," I say. She says nothing, we move on to talking business.
Cue to a week later. "Hey Carol, how was your trip back home?" "I was out there for my... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1377718897 | 1377876012 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | effqueue: TIFU, I ate three Cronuts.
So i got to work, in NYC, a little early and decided to check whether or not the place across the street had anything that could walk me up that didn't have an espresso in it.
Lo and behold, they have fucking Cronuts. Now a Cronut, for those of you who care about things in the wo... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1377721693 | 1377790168 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,695 | myairblaster: TIFU by asking my girlfriends friend is she wants to have sex with us
My girlfriend and I have had quite a few threesomes in the past so we are pretty comfortable with having another woman in our bed. Last night my girlfriend had her friend over studying for an exam they are both taking. I made them din... | 12 | 224.583333 | |
1377723620 | 1377739308 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | ddeburlo: TIFU by holding in a shit too long
This lovely story starts out last night with me ignoring the growing pains in my stomach that were supposed to let me know some serious shit was about to go down (pun totally intended). Instead of listening to these, I decided to go on with my night and head out to the cente... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1377725615 | 1377726359 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | platypus124: Tifu by submitting a link to r/sex
so here is my link http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1l9ghj/my_girlfriend_likes_to_be_choked_and_slapped/
OK i fucked up by posting because now my brother knows that I choke my girlfriend and we do weird shit to each other. He keeps giving me shit calling me Lenny (f... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1377726315 | 1377727044 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU By making fun of a woman's dead baby.
This actually happened around 2002. A coworker of mine had this girl that he was cheating on his wife with, and she had a roommate that they were trying to hook me up with. We go over to their apartment after working late one night, and we're all sitting around talk... | 3 | 8 | |
1377739026 | 1377883923 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | strat0faster: TIFU by drinking a smoothie.
Alright, so I usually drink a smoothie in the morning for breakfast before I leave for campus. This morning was no different, and I wake up, turn on the blender, and go to make some coffee. I come back, pour my smoothie, and as I'm pouring my infantile brain is seeing bubbles ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1377807428 | 1377873536 | t3_1lb1ca | t5_2to41 | 13 | thatguyoverthere202: If you really think the post was great, you could always buy the person Reddit Gold.
That supports the website that you use for free on a daily basis and it tells the person you really enjoyed their contribution without you having to make irrelevant comments.
Additionally, don't do that, "If I ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1377747788 | 1378533315 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Sethal4395: TIFU by getting on a bus
This week was my first week of college. I'm starting off small with only two classes a week, but either way, since I don't have a car, let alone a driver's licence yet, naturally I'd have to take the bus, since walking or biking would be too far away.
Now, I've never in my life bee... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1377752006 | 1377811886 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting...all over a wall.
Before reading, no, I technically did not do this today, but I can remember it as if it were. When I was a little 5-6 year old kid, my brother and I would walk home from school. My older brother had the key to the house, because my parents worked until about 6 in the eveni... | 6 | 4 | |
1377760686 | 1377783468 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | radmachina: Tifu by installing itunes...
So, I managed to acquire a laptop from a friend to replace my disfunctional outdated laptop.
I have an ipod, music, and I use winamp to listen but not for ipod stuff.
I installed itunes, and somewhere between opening it and dropping my entire 15 GB music folder onto the windo... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1377768555 | 1377800944 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | sexilicousthrowaway: TIFU by cutting my scrotum with childs scissors.
I have lurked this subrreddit for a while snd thought I would never join the ranks but today my day has come. So I have been dating this girl for a few months and I thought it was time to trim the bush, so to speak. I also recently moved out of home... | 3 | 24 | |
1377780849 | 1377782728 | null | t5_2to41 | 88 | thestarvingnovelist: TIFU by dropping my laptop on the floor
I dropped my laptop on the floor and it could not boot, nor safemode or anything I try to do it won't turn on. I brought it to the computer center, they told me they could see C drive instead of D. So I brought it to a friend of ours that fixes hardware. He c... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1377777827 | 1377820906 | null | t5_2to41 | 347 | Messed_up_chick: TIFU by forgetting I was in a video call
So me and my male friend were in a video call. There's a lull in the conversation for a large period of time, while I'm just browsing the Internet. I began to pick my nose (he had muted his sound because his sister was watching TV in the same room) and afterward... | 5 | 69.4 | |
1377776618 | 1377800188 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | mels234: TIFU by trying to get some coffee when I got to work
Picked up the coffee pot that someone obviously just finished making a fresh brew, I guess not that fresh the coffee here taste like shit. Anyway I picked up the full pot expecting to pour myself cardboard cup full of this earth tasting disgusting but necess... | 3 | 5 | |
1377796407 | 1377836813 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | AmadeusMadison: TIFU By being REALLY racist in front of an Asian man.
So me and some friends were at the mall for a bit just browsing around and window shopping. We walked into one last store and began to look around and just be stupid by trying on everything and what not. I noticed the Asian guy walk in but thought re... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1377761569 | 1377866060 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | washingtontoker: TIFU by putting crushed pepper flakes on my pizza
I woke up this morning feeling nonchalant, with the assumption that my day was going to be uneventful and boring. Little did I know my small decision at lunch was going to have the flames of Hell all up in my anus and a very, VERY, painful bathroom exp... | 5 | 4 | |
1377785215 | 1377963874 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | los_rocket_sturgeons: TIFU by eating Breakfast Empanada Bites from 7-11
Title pretty much says it all. They tasted disgusting, were way worse for me than the oatmeal I planned to eat at work, and I yet I ate them anyway, triggering both endless self-loathing and an upset stomach.
So to review:
* tasted awful
* high ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1377771451 | 1377881779 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | TMinfidel: TIFU by accidentally making a change in a default domain policy...
...which resulted in a load of batch jobs on 30 servers failing to run overnight.
I didn't have an approved change, so I now I must face the music and hope I don't get fired.
le_mous: Dood. MS best practices, never, EVER change the default d... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1377807647 | 1378044566 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | Spirit_Breaker: TIFU By not reading the fine print on my C25K app
I just discovered today, after two weeks of running *every single day* that c25k program only requires you to run three times a week. I am tired and sore and I am taking tomorrow off!
trollpatro1: Keep it up that app is a pussy
Source: I run cross coun... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1377815598 | 1377835171 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | landzarc: TIFU by drinking my own spit...
Earlier, I had just taken a drink of cola when a coworker said something funny that caused another coworker to spit out the water she was drinking all over her desk.
This caused me to laugh and made me nearly spit my own beverage out all over *my* desk. Luckily, I had an ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1377819408 | 1377821131 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | Niksmart1a: TIFU by making sex noises outside of my roommate's room while he was in there with a girl...all of this just for a Powerade...
So my roommate brought his girlfriend over to our dorm room and they went inside of his room. Now, we all don't know what exactly happens behind that closed door, but we can imagine... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1377820485 | 1378000530 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | Skellertom: TIFU by trying to sleep off a headache.
Sleeping off headaches is not the greatest of ideas.
Okay so this is the first week of school, I've been under a lot of stress lately because of it and it doesn't help that I've had my time of the month recently. I woke up this morning about 1 am, my head pounding fur... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1377827592 | 1377909039 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | jjflan: TIFU by inadvertently passing up the chance to meet Grumpy Cat IRL
I go to school in downtown Minneapolis, MN. Today, Grumpy Cat was apparently visiting and being exhibited in a show of modern art regarding popular culture and the interwebs at the leading gallery of contemporary art and media in Minnesota, The ... | 4 | 2 | |
1377825331 | 1377888625 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,851 | plugshitter: TIFU by pooping out my buttplug in the hallway
So, I'm a kinky gal. I have a bit of a voyeuristic side. I just started class a few days ago and today I decided why not be naughty and wear a buttplug to class today? Stupid stupid me decided to wear a pear of loose shorts because it's still fairly hot out. ... | 11 | 168.272727 | |
1377823487 | 1377858695 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | awildeyedfool: TIFU by looking at my ex girlfriend's okcupid account
In my current mean, small, ugly black mood the only thing I can really find funny is the memory of what she wanted the politics of our breakup to be. She wanted to hurt me I think she said, but she didn't say it in a cruel way. She wanted to hurt me s... | 3 | 0 | |
1377831364 | 1377841077 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | internet_friends: TIFU by not paying attention to where I sent my books
This was actually a fuck up from a few days ago, but I didn't realize I fucked up until today.
I had to order ~10 books for college, which I did off of amazon because it's much cheaper. Awesome, I saved a lot of money, great. I didn't think much o... | 3 | 6 | |
1377849238 | 1377944554 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,849 | lilPatrickstar: TIFU by making my cat orgasm.
Today, me and the wife were watching Whose Line Is It Anyway on the iPad while lying in bed. The cat was at the foot of the bed and I wanted to pet him; so I pet him with my foot.
Suddenly, my wife looks over and says "babe, what are you doing? You're rubbing Stormy's butt... | 8 | 231.125 | |
1377843569 | 1378458078 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my dildo on a well traveled trail.
I was walking back from the nudist beach on the James River. You have to cross four islands of water to get back to the main trail, which goes 1.5 miles to the parking lot.
Once I got to dry land, I open my backpack on the trail and pulled out my dry cloth... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1377879253 | 1377909852 | null | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling goddamn coloreds in the middle of lunch.
*disclaimer this was written hastily while I was still suffering form shame and Oh god why....
At my table we were talking about Paula Dean and Fox news and racism over lunch. I impersonated Paula Dean (here's where I fuck up) I yell "GOD DAMN COLORED... | 3 | 32.333333 | |
1377861657 | 1377914155 | null | t5_2to41 | 166 | tifu_1998: TIFU by shitting my pants while trying to fart in my mom's face
This actually happened last night but it didn't post for some reason.
My mom made burritos on Tuesday night with veggie crumbles and pintos. I should mention that Tuesdays are meatless in our house for as long as I can remember. Every other n... | 4 | 41.5 | |
1377884243 | 1377959372 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,208 | Pepser: TIFU by not feeding my cat
So to be honest it was yesterday-night that I didn't feed my cat. I was tired, the cat is overweight and asks for more food three times a day so I thought she could wait until morning.
I keep the cat food on top of the washing machine, which is in the attic of my house. This mornin... | 11 | 109.818182 | |
1377838119 | 1378065762 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | Ijustfuckedup: TIFU by accidentally breaking up with my gf via text message
The breakup wasn't accidental, but it certainly didn't occur how I hoped it would. We just had our one year anniversary, but things were not well for us, we've been drifting apart recently. We talked about the possibility of breaking up a few d... | 5 | 6 | |
1377893166 | 1377921122 | t3_1leev5 | t5_2to41 | -27 | Brahma1234: Stop me if I'm wrong, but I dot think fag is appropriate.
bmward105: It's kind of appropriate for you though.
[deleted]: Don't know why you got downvoted, was about to say the same thing.
Faggots =/= Gays
Faggots = Faggots
EDIT: Whoops, just realized you weren't replying to kuntslayer. My bad.
EDIT 2: B... | 4 | -6.75 | |
1377866577 | 1377983783 | null | t5_2to41 | 77 | ChronicMastur: TIFU by loudly masturbating with my imagination without knowing people were in the house.
So I wake up at 12 and decided to take care of the biz
(know what I'm saying?)
So whilst I was sitting there jerking it I kept dozing off, which was making things way more awesome because I was effectively dreamin... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1377846659 | 1377934693 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwawaystripperst: TIFU by going to the stripclub
tifu by going to the strip club before heading home for the night well i was only going to spend a little bit of money with friends well i end up getting a few drinks in me already a little tipsy and i end up going to the back with this girl for a topless dance. the t... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1377878765 | 1378057743 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | NoReallyPlease: TIFU by pissing in a bottle for the first time.
So I have two flatmates with whom I share one bathroom and shower. We've got a routine and flow for the mornings since we all get up fairly early, where we each have a normal time when we get up and use the shower in order to not overlap. Last night we had... | 12 | 5.583333 | |
1377893156 | 1377934395 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | Arsestolemyname: TIFU by jabbing myself in the foot with a shank
A short quickie for all of you
So today (~1:05 AM, totally today) I was getting ready to head off to sleep, when my mother came in and told me to shut off the light.
Me: Give me five more minutes mom, I'll do it shortly
Mom: Just go to sleep already. ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1377899010 | 1377935844 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | o0o0o0ops: TIFU by sleeping naked and perioding on my hand
Throwaway for obvious reasons :P
So, it's getting warm where I am and I decided to sleep naked. I love the freedom of it, my boobs rarely get any time out from their "cage" and yeah. I laid my head down and went to sleep.
Around 7:30 am, way before my alarm, ... | 8 | 7.75 | |
1377893969 | 1377934291 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mesprit101: A year ago today was my TIFU moment.
DISCLAIMER: This is a biggun. Not using throwaways, because hey, what could happen?
To start off, I'm a big fan of TF2, clocking in over several hundred hours of playtime when I've got nothing to do. Me and my friends have been playing together for well over a year, and... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1377843062 | 1378010037 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | metastang: TIFU by not drinking tea
Today I made a mistake that I feel is somewhat common, but terrible nonetheless. Recently there has been a heatwave where I live. We've had a little over a week of 100+ days. So after working in the shop all day I was hot and thirsty, to say the least. Well sitting in the cup holders... | 3 | 6.666667 |
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