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1376646193 | 1376925388 | null | t5_2to41 | 117 | FINN_FANG_FOOM: TIFU by letting my dad borrow a blank CD
This happened a couple years ago when I was still in high school and masturbated A LOT ^more ^than ^I ^do ^now.
(Note, I was reminded of this incident when I read /u/ejaculator123's [post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1kgsc7/tifu_by_ejaculating_while_my... | 3 | 39 | |
1376668461 | 1376691664 | t3_1khaus | t5_2to41 | 194 | T_at: or her with a strap on, pegging him from behind while he wears a mask of the OP's face.
Yeah, guess you're right there.
OceanRacoon: >or her with a strap on, pegging him from behind while he wears a mask of the OP's face and she's holding a rat, finger fucks it to death with her entire hand, then stuffs it ... | 6 | 32.333333 | |
1376655011 | 1376681148 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | hamtoucher: TIFU by putting my girlfriend's designer dress in the washing machine
It's the exact same shade of blue as our towels and was lurking in her pile of dark washing. I grabbed the whole pile and put it in the machine. Nearly had a heart attack when I pulled it out! I can't see any damage but I'm not going to s... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1376675852 | 1376693241 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | schattentag: TIFU by eating a scone full of bugs
Ok (shudder) so here's the deal. I'd noticed a couple of fruit flies in the kitchen a few days ago; no biggie, I thought. Those things are always around in warm weather. They're harmless and real tiny. Totally not worth the effort in exterminating.
I was sorely mistaken... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1376616253 | 1376801065 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | beanieb: TIFU by running with scissors
The closest dumpster/recycling bin to my house is a good half mile away, so I usually drive my trash over on my way out to somewhere. I was going to pick up a friend from the airport and decided to take the trash out on the way with my dog in tow. I had a box that was full of pac... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1376683057 | 1377211256 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,106 | Senamage: TIFU by tasting baby shit.
My sister recently had a baby and isn't able to leave her house very often due to taking care of the baby. So yesterday I decided to be nice and bring over taco bell and alleviate her by holding her baby. That way she could eat in peace. While holding the baby he let go a fart of al... | 16 | 69.125 | |
1376683616 | 1377004046 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | phabineas_proximus: TIFU by signing up for my free week of hulu plus, even though I've gotta do the next 3 days in jail.
not too horribly bad, i had every intention of subscribing. Still, a free week is a free week; I just wasn't even thinking.
Farewell until monday, Reddit!
[deleted]: I think the fuck up is what l... | 10 | 5.2 | |
1376686595 | 1376697194 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | hatchlinghaven: TIFU by wearing a bra in front of my fiance's brother
So, I used to date my fiance's brother a really long time ago, and I feel that things are still kind of awkward between us. Now I had an argument with my mother who btw is the devil, and so I left and went over to my fiance's house. His brother usual... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1376623601 | 1377926157 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | scumbagjohn: [TIFU] Trying to fix my own phone when I was in a bad mood after fighting with my SO. Not recommended.
TL;DR Don't do delicate things that require precision movement and patience when you're in a angry-getting-over-a-fight mood.
So the problem was not that I pressed down too hard or even had a piece of g... | 4 | 2 | |
1376708585 | 1377260996 | t3_1kint0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sue-dough-nim: I rationalised that they were in a country with weird driving age laws.
k1ngm1nu5: Not too far off. Here in Idaho, I could already have my permit.
The14thCompanion: A fellow Idahoan! I'm not the only one! Upvotes for sympathy and living in the same state.
k1ngm1nu5: Haha. Yeah, we don't seem to be very ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1376696674 | 1376708964 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU after wiping my ass.
I'm a habitual shit-sniffer. Don't ask why, I can't explain it.
For years now, I've wiped my ass, and then given the toilet paper a brief sniff.
I guess my hand wasn't quite steady enough today, because I kissed my nose with it.
Pretty shitty, probably should have made a throwawa... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1376709749 | 1376710728 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: I was sick at work, and I didn't go home when it was obvious that I should have gone home.
Okay, I am a cashier at a fast food joint. And today, I am sick with the cold. The night before, I called everyone I could to see if they are willing to cover for me. No one was available to work.
So I bought some day... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1376712353 | 1377191857 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my phone into the poop-filled toilet
I froze for a good 2-3 seconds before I took the plunge and grabbed it with my bare hands. It seems to still work but I've turned it off and put it in rice for the next two days.
Does anyone know how to get rid of the poop smell that's seeped into my ph... | 3 | 5 | |
1376711080 | 1376812251 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | kiloroi: TIFU By misplacing my handgun.
I always carry my gun with me in my car and then bring it inside when I get home from work or wherever. This morning I was in a rush and was operating on 4 hours sleep. So I had my hands full and just threw my gun on the passenger seat when I got in, next to my computer back pack... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1376723456 | 1376827093 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | PassionMonster: TIFU by making the mods delete /r/creepy
I submitted a post earlier about an old theme park in NC.
The mods removed it after over 250 karma, so I messaged "Whats the deal", things escalated and now its fucking gone.
Read all about it here
http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/1kjazd/i_recently_... | 7 | 10 | |
1376740225 | 1376807747 | null | t5_2to41 | 618 | shocktatic: Today all my fuckups came back to haunt me....
cyondios: My friend... you and numbers are not friends.
DEATH_BY_CIRCLEJERK: Yeah, but I gotta say this isn't really /t/tifu material. OP, I regret the day you actually have full of fuckups for I fear you will not take it well at all. This was just a "I kinda/... | 5 | 123.6 | |
1376744642 | 1376770449 | null | t5_2to41 | 184 | ColdSauce: TIFU by going on the wrong tour bus.
My sister and I are on vacation in Miami. We decided we would like to visit Key West since we heard it was a cool place. We got up at 5:30 in the morning to get ready. We packed all our stuff and got a call from the front desk saying that the tour bus was right outside wa... | 6 | 30.666667 | |
1376743013 | 1376803190 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | pit_and_pendulum: TIFU by talking smack about my housemate
Loooooong story short, I kind of complained about my housemate Jane to her sorority sister. Said sorority sister probably ratted me out. Jane texted me mildly combative messages, and even her boyfriend has been asking me if Jane and I are really fighting. It ha... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1376765768 | 1376768424 | null | t5_2to41 | 134 | rashk0: TIFU by handling my balls without washing my hands after cleaning 20 habanero peppers
2 hours later they still burn
phoenixink: When will people learn??
rashk0: I just did
| 3 | 44.666667 | |
1376769087 | 1376769519 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get some fresh air
I was at my boys place early morn (around playing some fighting games when realized how hot in the room it was. Me trying to do a good deed goes to the window to try and get some air in the room going.
Now i'm assuming this had to do with the 3 beers or 2 bowl hits but... | 3 | 1 | |
1376713914 | 1376876200 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | FragCakes: TIFU by improperly handling a bloody nose while sick at work.
((Reposted the thread to adhere to the rules of the subreddit))
Okay, I am a cashier at a fast food joint. And today, I am sick with the cold. The night before, I called everyone I could to see if they are willing to cover for me. No one was avai... | 4 | 2 | |
1376713705 | 1377046523 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | blacken111: TIFU by straight up wiping my ass with poison ivy
Pretty self explanatory. I had to crap in the woods and grabbed the only large leaf I could find. I knew what I had done immediately after. Actually happened a couple weeks ago, and was the worst poison ivy I've had in years.
faunum: If you realize this so... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1376761295 | 1376788219 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Cosmic_Hitchhiker: TIFU by accidentally making a joke about my sic neighbor.
The backstory is that my next door neighbor has breast cancer and just recently had a huge surgery. She's been sick for a few years now and abou a week ago she got into a massive car accident, ripping her stitches and giving her a concussion t... | 3 | 2 | |
1376771965 | 1376804924 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in my friend's bedroom.
Got black out drunk... woke up with a pile of shit in the corner of her room. I think it is safe to say that I ruined that friendship.
Tek2674: Do... Do we reset the timer..?
OceanRacoon: RESET THE COUNTER
*CLINK*
| 3 | 4 | |
1376776865 | 1376874932 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | ayoriver: TIFU by blacking out and vomiting everywhere
About 2 years ago, I had been introduced to alcohol for the first time. I had a few good experiences with it, so I figured I could step it up a notch and go to a party. Keep in mind, I haven't found my limits for alcohol yet. We made it to the party, and since I di... | 3 | 2 | |
1376787091 | 1376800879 | t3_1kko6f | t5_2to41 | 13 | iScoopPoop: I didn't know that man was handicapped until he turned around, but... yes... I am an asshole and felt really shitty about myself for the rest of the day.
Dittro: Did you apologise to him?
iScoopPoop: Yes, I did. Luckily, I saw him again just about an hour or so later. He must live in one of the adjacent a... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1376781390 | 1376831092 | null | t5_2to41 | 333 | bankergoesrawrr: TIFU by accidentally stripping myself
This happened some time ago but my friend suggested I post it here.
So I have this nervous habit of picking on things. Usually I'd chew off my fingernails first, then start picking on my cuticles, and then I'll pick on whatever's nearby.
That day, I had a client ... | 6 | 55.5 | |
1376793074 | 1376824035 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,024 | [deleted]: TIFU by tripping and landing in my best friend's jizz
This actually happened last night, but it was after midnight so technically it was today. Anyway, last night we had a little get-together to celebrate my last night in town before moving back to college. It was just myself, my best friend, and about six o... | 10 | 102.4 | |
1376794489 | 1376982236 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | BrokenCondom420: TIFU by trying to smoke in my room
This happened this afternoon. I smoke cigarettes and still being under 18 I have to hide it from my parents. So what I usually do is just blow the smoke out of the window in my room that my AC is in. So I'm just sitting there giving myself cancer when I hear a frenzie... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1376798376 | 1376956090 | null | t5_2to41 | 144 | the-derpinator: TIFU by getting an after-sex snack.
Basically, it was about 2 in the afternoon on a lazy sunday afternoon. Me and my girlfriend were going at it like rabbits at my parents house (staying for a week or two.) I decided to go get myself something from the fridge for we had been too "busy" to eat lunch. Whe... | 7 | 20.571429 | |
1376791078 | 1376838549 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | CombustibleA1: TIFU by tripping the alarm at work.
First off, where I work, we (2 closers) must put in an alarm code into the security panel just before we leave for the day. The alarm gives us 70 seconds to exit the building (plenty of time, right?) before it rings the blaring loud and obnoxious alarm, while simultane... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1376805984 | 1376845316 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU, my apartment complex just watched me jerk the gherkin.
It's saturday night, and I'm chilling on my living room couch browsing reddit when I feel the need. Long story short, as soon as I stand up to clean spooge off my chest, I realize my blinds are open. My first floor apartment has a window that looks... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1376805245 | 1376849670 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | GrumblesFTW: TIFU by throwing away a blood-covered glove.
So my best friend's place needed to have the insulation replaced in their attic. As payment for said job, his mom paid me and my two friends with Rammstein pit tickets. So far, awesome.
We go to the concert and it is one of the best concerts any of us have ever... | 3 | 3 | |
1376818517 | 1377021467 | null | t5_2to41 | 198 | Knugs: TIFU By getting a boner in front of the face of a nurse after shitting the bed
First post here, but I've been browsing around this subreddit for a long time laughing at other people's misfortunes... Oh how silly of me.
The story begins in Thailand where I enjoyed my holiday until I was infected with Typhoid fev... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1376814796 | 1377047232 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a bottle of champagne at a non-alcoholic birthday party.
I got drunk at a small 18th birthday last night; it was a non-alcoholic event and there were only 8 people because 18 couldn't get their costumes together in time (Wizard of Oz themed).
I drank a bottle of champagne in under 10 minut... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1376799398 | 1377017730 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | feather0306: TIFU By picking up my (18f) room and coming across something left behind by my little brother of 14.
So I was cleaning the room a bit before we went to sleep and my younger sister told me that she felt something kinda wet on the ground. So I went to it and I only saw my brothers comic book full of pictures... | 9 | 5.777778 | |
1376826767 | 1378753116 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,523 | CryingCarrot: TIFU by trying to be productive while very very stoned
It all started innocent enough; I was hanging out with the roommates, smoking, enjoying myself. After getting to what felt like a [7] I got a very unexpected burst of energy. I decided that I was going to be productive.
As I'm standing in my hallw... | 11 | 138.454545 | |
1376839329 | 1377113979 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ethinyl: TIFU by letting my internal issues ruining a good sexnight
The thing is, i have always been insanely insecure about my naked body. I'm not the most thin girl, but not really fat either but i just hate the way it looks without clothes.
I've been meeting up with this cute guy for a week now and every time i act... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1376844076 | 1376852831 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | 1potato2potato3: TIFU; I broke my hand with a potato and spoon.
It happened a few weeks ago, I just discovered this thread. I already posted the story /r/casualIama. So what happened a friend of mine told me that if you put a potato on your arm overnight and then the next morning you tap the area with a spoon you arm ... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1376843658 | 1377054336 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | throwitawaynow342: tifu by not going to the toilet for 5 days
The story starts with me visiting a 5-day festival over the weekend.
The toilets there were really gross so i decided not to poo in them at all but hold it till i would get home. As soon as the festival was over and i sat at my throne at home i started press... | 4 | 14 | |
1376854086 | 1376957533 | null | t5_2to41 | 176 | Supinejellies: TIFU by streaming porn to my parents TV while they were watching Netflix.
I'm home from college for my dad's birthday weekend and I bought him Apple TV, which allows you to watch netflix, itunes stuff, and livestream your ipad/iphone/laptop.
There is an inconspicuous button near the play button on my ... | 4 | 44 | |
1376852753 | 1376921139 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | joshguillen: TIFU by casually comparing a stranger's breasts in front of her and her boyfriend.
We've all had those "Well, it sounded fine at the time..." moments, and just a few short months ago, the time had come for me to add another rather memorable incident to that list.
I live in an medium sized apartment compl... | 5 | 13 | |
1376859413 | 1376882322 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | emerquS: TIFU by cutting my own hair.
So I woke up this morning to a mediocre sunday, a regular 18 disappointing teen like usual. Took a shower, got out and said my hairs getting pretty long but idk whatever. After two pretty dynamic howto 101 videos, Im thinkin this shit is easy i just want a crew cut something simple... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1376867476 | 1376939481 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,324 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by turning on the fan during sex.
I awoke this morning to feel the guy I'm seeing pushing up behind me, indicating it was time for some morning sex.
His A/C wasn't working, so it had become extremely stuffy and hot overnight. I decide to turn the fan on HIGH, and proceed to jump on top. Bad idea... | 11 | 120.363636 | |
1376870981 | 1376875627 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to bypass the speed governor on my gas golf cart.
Ok, so I live in a small gated community in the Sacramento area where everyone just uses a golf cart to drive around the neighborhood. I have a gas powered club car that only goes a boring 12 MPH. So I wanted to speed it up. So I do some stu... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1376875144 | 1376940424 | null | t5_2to41 | -21 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining a fantasy football league.
I don't watch football. I know nothing about it. But my cousin wanted me to join his fantasy league so he'd have an even amount of teams. So I did join. And I have no idea what I'm doing. I told everyone I would just pick whoever they wanted me to and then trade lat... | 4 | -5.25 | |
1376876386 | 1376960170 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | siddardhab: TIFU by thinking that a loaded BB gun was empty.
And I was messing around with it and I accidentally shot my Roommate's 42 inch LED TV.
Now it has a 1 inch white bars originating from the point of impact.
Roommate is pissed and I now have to pay a technician to estimate the cost of repair and possibly buy... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1376886341 | 1376994462 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | the420chick: TIFU by not learning the first rule of jalapenos
My boyfriend and i were making salsa. I was cutting 6 fresh jalapenos. After I was done cutting all of them, my ear felt like it was on fire and I didn't know why so i went to take a nice cold shower. I was rubbing my eyes and my vagina and then all of a sud... | 3 | 12 | |
1376914215 | 1376995341 | null | t5_2to41 | 194 | fuckwagon: TIFU by drinking Sunny D.
I love Sunny D. It's sweeter than orange juice and reminds me of being a younger child. I decided to pick some up from the store, and I proceeded to drink it all in that day. (But not at one time)
Shortly after, I got awful stomach pains after I finished the jug and proceeded to th... | 8 | 24.25 | |
1376943504 | 1376953065 | t3_1ko13d | t5_2to41 | 1 | tehfishman: he mad
TylerDurdenisreal: I'm so glad school starts again in just a few days.
CreepLife22: You called someone a "newfag", yet YOU can't wait until these "kids" go back to school? Sounds like you're the immature one here...
TylerDurdenisreal: Yes, totally, *faggot.*
CreepLife22: Since you seem to be extremel... | 10 | 0.1 | |
1376940566 | 1376962661 | null | t5_2to41 | 604 | ImurderREALITY: TIFU by letting myself get constipated
I know this sub has a lot of poop stories, but fuck it, here's one more. Also, fuck throwaways.
So I haven't been eating properly for the past few days. You know, lots of fast food, lots of meat and potatoes, not much green vegetables. I usually poop very day, and... | 7 | 86.285714 | |
1376949454 | 1376953001 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a children's story about lesbian lovers.
This was not yesterday, but in 4th grade.
The teacher told us to write a fictional story about anything we wanted to. I was really into this show called W.I.T.CH at the time and the main character is a girl with the name Will. I think you can see ... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1376954991 | 1377016359 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | FuckYoCooch: TIFU and Nair'ed my most delicate area
When your friends and the label on the bottle tell you not to put Nair on your puss-puss, you'd better fucking listen. You will end up straddling the bathtub faucet, running cold water on the disaster area and crying.
The hair didn’t even come off, but I'm just glad ... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1376859654 | 1376968410 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | merchantco: TIFU by accidentally applying gel to my pubic hairs
I hate itchy, wiry pubic hairs. Having lice in your hair is one thing - but having a constant itch in your pubes? Insufferable! So that's why I always make sure to properly groom my pubic hairs - I treat them as if they're my own children, and I gently car... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1376962088 | 1377006478 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | batdrumman: TIFU by wearing shorts
First, you need some background info. I am helping my dad scrap the siding on the house. We are selling it for a profit , and I am helping because I am getting paid. We have it bundled up in our driveway. Some is in bundles, some are in boxes.
Anyway, I was walking through the drive... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1376973300 | 1377010282 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | svan182: Fingering my girlfriend in the dark, surprised at how wet shes getting...
ARDad: Yeah, so I figured that's where this was going. LOL.
On a side note, did you continue, or did you stop? If you stopped, at who's insistence?
svan182: I stopped, i dont do blood haha
ARDad: Ah. I understand that. Doesn't bo... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1376977329 | 1376978789 | null | t5_2to41 | 80 | stellasec: TIFU by not noticing I was making eye contact
So first I have a little back story. I have a really bad habit of starring off into the distance and not realizing I am making eye contact with people. Sometimes it's good, I can make some sexual eye contact with a cute guy if I notice him in time. This time w... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1376971096 | 1377171961 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | Jmercer: TIFU by using my roommates signature without permission
I need work gloves for...work. So I left my wallet at home when I went to pick up my work coveralls. I used my roommates name and signed a dry cleaners slip to pick up a dozen pairs of gloves. Value of $39. His boss found out today and sent me a very angr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1377000907 | 1377169780 | null | t5_2to41 | 522 | [deleted]: TIFU by spelling honorable as horrible
I had to welcome the chief guest in our uni function today, and instead of saying honorable guest, I said "I welcome the horrible chief guest to today's gathering". FML.
Ultra_Penguin: What happened after?
[deleted]: The guest was a cool guy so he laughed and brushed i... | 7 | 74.571429 | |
1377015178 | 1377153505 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | Throwaway1118888: TIFU By answering the door
So I was there having an afternoon stroke, I finished up the job nicely as i've been away on holiday for 2 weeks the payload as to be expected was a lot larger than normal. So I finish up when all of a sudden I hear my mum coming upstairs so I quickly pull on my trousers and... | 3 | 23 | |
1377016666 | 1377042240 | null | t5_2to41 | 349 | wintertash: TIFU And Cost The Blog I Write For %67 Of Its Traffic
I'm a blogger and associate editor for one of the big LGBT politics & culture blogs. Yesterday I published a post about the hashtag #fuckcispeople trending on Twitter, and it ended up being the last post of the day.
Now, our style guide says that w... | 7 | 49.857143 | |
1377024117 | 1377050862 | null | t5_2to41 | 282 | Bloodclots: By not peeing before a drug test...(kinda gross, sorry men)
Today I had a nice long list of errands to do including a drug test for a new job.
Planned out my route to ensure I didn't have to double back for any errands and would drink just enough fluids to make sure I could "perform on queue" and would not... | 5 | 56.4 | |
1377043966 | 1377095492 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,422 | FabulousFlavor: TIFU by masturbating with the showerhead.
I had just gotten back from the gym and decided that a shower would be pertinent. Soon after the shower began, I got a little horny. The showerhead and I are *intimate* friends. I set it to pulse, lay on my back on the tub floor, and reintroduced my clitoris to ... | 13 | 263.230769 | |
1377046701 | 1377207745 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking up my teenage sister's used maxipad.
I'm still trying to recover, but here we go, guys and gals. A little background is in order. So, my thirteen year-old sister recently started getting her monthly surprise, which in itself is very strange to me. It seems like only a few years ago that she w... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1377027241 | 1377643422 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tejasgrass: TIFU by filing a form instead of mailing it
This is actually a "Five weeks ago I fucked up, but today was the realization."
The small (really, really small) business I work for pays the government whatever sales tax we collect from customers monthly. Every single month I fill out the same form, calculate w... | 4 | 4 | |
1377063909 | 1377187903 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping a woman and then going "Woo!" in the style of Ric Flair.
Dear Reddit,
Today I fucked up by playfully slapping the top (not the boob meat) of my supervisor's chest and going "woo!" in the style of Ric Flair. I connected with her sternum a little too hard and she got all chokey and had the w... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1377061849 | 1377124593 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheAmbiguity: TIFU by sharing my thoughts.
Well... Over the course of about an hour, I un made two aquaintences/friends. My girlfriend called and told me that one of her friends had convinced her that i was cheating because I was listening to a late night keynote speaker for a seminar and didn't answer her texts. Her f... | 3 | 3 | |
1377061712 | 1377102304 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | tubsafun: TIFU by trying to look nice for an interview
So I recently got an in-person job at a cool company. I wanted to wear a skirt as part of the professional look, and I decided to give my legs a good shave. I just do it quick in the shower, but I wanted it close so I decided to do it in the bathtub.
Last night I ... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1377064878 | 1377154409 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU and accidently called Mudkip a 1st gen pokemon, I doubt I will hear the end of this from Reddit.
yea, accidently said it in my askreddit, got reminded by about 7 people, did correct myself though.
THATONEGUY0682: Boy, you must live a bland life if this is what a fuck up is for you.
LEoldRedditCanceroo:... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1377057942 | 1377208579 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Still_Uncool: tifu by breaking my dads golf club
So this actually happened yesterday... But anyways my dad is out of town for work and my sister just got home from working all summer at a summer camp. My mom asked me to go outside and start up the grill so we could have hot dogs and hamburgers for dinner. So I start t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1377084393 | 1377086238 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently getting hooked on nicotine
Not really specifically today, kind of the last 2 weeks.
Let me preface this by saying I don't normally smoke, I do socially if I'm at an event with people and occasionally partake.
So this guy that does the same course as me had this device that sort of looke... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1377084692 | 1377107320 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be funny with a friend
I recived a message of a friend asking me to share her facebook status, and knowing her and how much she hates like-beggars (as she calls them) I said something like "So now you beg via whatsapp?" (she gets sarcasm realy quick, so I assumed she was going to make a wit... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1377116783 | 1377233555 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | kalyco: TIFU by contacting Peter Smalley and asking for help without knowing who he was, FACEPALM! Ugh!
I've been getting emails from Peter Smalley on Google plus for what seems like ages. I've gotten at least 500 to 1000 emails. I didn't know who he was and thought he might even work for Google as a blogger, stupid ... | 8 | 6 | |
1377117955 | 1377179956 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,669 | [deleted]: TIFU at the Sapphire Club in Las Vegas [NSFW]
DISCLAIMER: This story happened last year. I didn't know about reddit back then. I was having lunch with a buddy of mine today and this story came up and he suggested I post it here. Sorry if that's like, against the rules on this sub or something. I just think i... | 9 | 185.444444 | |
1377125156 | 1377193694 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting at work I hasn't gotten laid in two years.
I work in a typically red blooded male dominated environment and within minutes I had every fuckers taking the piss. Not sure I'll live this one down.
reseph: >every fuckers taking the piss
I must be behind on the slang. wat.
PiggyBankofDespai... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1377128220 | 1377135772 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | elynnism: TIFU by being too excited to run.
I rolled out of bed before the crack of dawn, quickly put on my running clothes and began my run. All was going well. I was going my regular route and I was about 10 minutes in when I tripped over a curb. It happens and I'm usually one to take the fall, get up, and keep going... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1377130877 | 1377133709 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | 44Cobra44: TIFU while bridge jumping.
So this tifu starts from about 2 weeks ago and goes until today.
Well reddit, I dun goofed. I fucked up in one of the worst ways possible.
Rewind 2 weeks, I convince 2 friends to go jump with me, and all is good. Get there and there is about 5 hot chicks our age there, all around... | 3 | 9 | |
1377133588 | 1377187984 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | sccif: TIFU sending nudes to my mom.
So I thought I would be sexy and send my boyfriend some naked pics of myself via text. Seemed like a good idea until I never heard back, so I called the next day and asked if he had seen them. He was shocked when I told him I sent him some and he then discovered he never got them. T... | 3 | 34 | |
1377127759 | 1377292570 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | babyrage2: TIFU by reading comics
TLDR: everyone now thinks I look at hentai.
So i was reading an [online comic](http://www.shadbase.com/propane-of-war/) [NSFWish](i was at a different part) a friend of mine sent me the other day. This comic has some funny parts and some other parts that are porn. I have been skippi... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1377138771 | 1377326833 | null | t5_2to41 | 54 | thatcreepyfootguy: TIFU by trying to stealthily take a photo of a cute neighbor's feet
This just happened 30mins ago.
So it's been a long day and I've been at work since 7:30am.
I had just gotten home and parked at my assigned parking spot in the underground garage at my apartment complex.
I start the long 50ft wal... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1377151415 | 1377756222 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my box o' toys out in plain view
Sooooo, I guess my first fuck up was giving my mother my spare key. She said it was a good idea in case I locked myself out, and listening to her was my second fuck up. As I was getting ready for work today, not expecting any company, I was jamming out and sm... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1377172269 | 1377509857 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | xRandall: TIFU by taking my sister too literal.
This happened about 6 years ago. I was 10 when this happened. One night I was sitting on a couch with my sister and her son, my nephew (2 years old). I think we were watching tv together then suddenly my sister tells me, "I'm going to use the bathroom so just watch your n... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1377174380 | 1377206112 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | NinetyTwo92: TIFU by thinking I could run a business and sent some VERY IMPORTANT people wrong sizes.
So I own and operate a small clothing line out of Grand Rapids, MI. Recently, a whole bunch of networking has landed me a few good connections with some important people. Most are B-list celebrities, athletes, and/or s... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1377178306 | 1377212744 | null | t5_2to41 | 299 | Jelly_sandals: TIFU by drying my face with the toilet rag.
This morning, I walked into my bathroom to see the toilet filled to the brim with brown water... definitely a clog. I began the plunger-ing process, inadvertently spraying water all over the toilet seat and floor. When I was done, I grabbed a wash cloth that wa... | 5 | 59.8 | |
1377188926 | 1377364246 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | guruchild: TIFU by drinking a dead mouse
The adventures. The memories. The unremembered. These are the days of my life. I'm somewhat of a beeraholic; the sudsy mayhem that my life finds on a daily basis would confound and apprehend the mind of even a lesser boozebag.
I don't know how it happened. It's been 3 days now,... | 8 | 10.25 | |
1377195354 | 1377215567 | null | t5_2to41 | 746 | [deleted]: TIFU Hooking up with a girl who had the crazy eyes.
Disclaimer: This happened in 2009 but i didn't know about Reddit then and my friends keep telling me to post this on here so...Here goes.
In 2009 I was in the Marine Corps. I was Corporal and was only doing four years so most of my weekends were spent out ... | 7 | 106.571429 | |
1377198496 | 1377269438 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | Darkage096: TIFU By accidentally reminding a friend of his miscarriage.
Okay so I am a senior in high school. We have a friend I'll call him Berry. Who is married to a senior girl because he got her pregnant. Well about five months ago they miscarried and it was at the school a horrible thing. A shit storm, no teacher... | 4 | 16 | |
1377200712 | 1377253234 | null | t5_2to41 | 303 | FrankyFortress: TIFU by telling a 4 year old girl to take her shirt off
Today was supposedly one of the hottest days of the year, so i decided to bike around shirtless. I end up at a local park and bike past these 3 kids: 1 boy is around 7, another boy around 4, and a girl around 4. In the distance I hear a young voice... | 6 | 50.5 | |
1377203756 | 1377215228 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | guruchild: TIFU by being sarcastic with a mentally-challenged co-worker
guruchild: Ugh. You people are fucking idiots. Please kill yourselves.
StraightoutaKansas: I don't think you should come here anymore
guruchild: I will, but I hope you won't. Fucking smug anonymous assfuck. Suck shit, motherfucker, I can use cuss ... | 4 | 0 | |
1377197674 | 1377539313 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | jacoballen22: TIFU by Getting Folded During Squats.
Okay, so I quit my job last month due to sciatica, I proceeded to applying for jobs. I finally have an interview set up for this Saturday.
I had to get help from my parents to get my car out of the body shop from an accident I had a few months ago.
My power got shut... | 11 | 1 | |
1377219910 | 1377290984 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,501 | el-silencio: TIFU by slapping an asian lady on the bus, in the face with my boner.
I was riding the bus home this morning after working a 12-hour night shift without much sleep before work. I did what I usually do on the ride home, which consists of alternating between passing out and waking up every thirty seconds or ... | 12 | 208.416667 | |
1377251523 | 1377358262 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by corrupting every single file on my computer
I was sitting at my computer and in my chair deciding if I wanted to play some Call of Duty. So of course I say yes and it's not starting , I thought this was strange so I had ejected the disc and tried again but that didn't seem to work either, mind boggle... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1377266893 | 1377270005 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing with a girl and pissing off her Navy Seal brother.
Disclaimer: This happened in 2009 but i didn't know about Reddit then and my friends keep telling me to put these stories here. I posted my first story yesterday and people kinda liked it so i told my friends if it did well i would post anoth... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1377246038 | 1377272976 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | M4ntr1d: TIFU by trying to pick a desk lock with a paperclip.
Lock isn't broken but the paperclip is now stuck. Two seconds into this maneuver, I realized it was a bad decision, and already too late to fix. Goddamnit. Always on Friday, too...
brosenqui: yank it out with some pliers.
or just replace the lock. if it's... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1377271447 | 1377610270 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,105 | xxsavage_mikexx: TIFU by asking my boss to vine me her titties.
This literally just happened. My wife and I both have discovered vine recently and I have been trying to get her to make some adult content for weeks. This morning after some banter I convinced her to, later in the day do it. So I get to work set up my st... | 18 | 61.388889 | |
1377278279 | 1377414716 | null | t5_2to41 | 993 | creepycreepercreepin: TIFU by having an accidental orgasm while shaving my legs.
Earlier today, I hopped in the shower in preparation for an awesome double date night with my girlfriend, my best friend, and her boyfriend. In anticipation of some possible sexytimes, I began the process of achieving silky smooth legs. No... | 13 | 76.384615 | |
1377278192 | 1377383693 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | circlemarker: TIFU by leaving a "wing-mark" of my morning wetness on my parent's kitchen chair cushion
I woke up this morning next to my boyfriend having slept over at my house. Woke up with morning wetness and by defult not given much thought of it since it's a normal thing to me. We had breakfast with my sister and h... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1377221888 | 1377544143 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | FucktasticPen15: TIFU when I substituted hydraulic fluid for brake fluid
The master cylinder went without warning after a week, and my CJ-7 almost rear ended a minivan at a stop sign
master_blast3r: fool! hydraulic fluid is way, way to viscous for that.
FucktasticPen15: My options were either that or air
DJzrule: Woul... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1377279534 | 1377455848 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | Amorythorne: TIFU by accidentally taking a road trip to Maine.
I meant to go from my grandparents' house in Mass to my own house near Concord, New Hampshire, but apparently I missed an exit somewhere and didn't realize until I saw a big "Welcome to Maine!" sign. How did I manage to miss NH??
InebriatedQuail: Easy, you ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1377285788 | 1377304838 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | texas_pride: TIFU By Using The Urinal
TLDR - Went to the head, dude next to me excessively shook his snake and slung his urine onto my hand.
So, I am at work when my bladder sends that little message to my brain to indicate its ready to be emptied. To the head (WC/bathroom) I go. In the head are two urinals with a p... | 3 | 12 |
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