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[deleted]: TIFU By scratching a parked car Just got a new car and was in a tight spot in the parking complex. I had a small window and had cars on all 4 sides (2 parked, 2 on my sides.) They wouldn't get out my my way so I had to use my window. I swore I cleared it but the wretched sound filled me with terror. I did a...
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Komorebi86: TIFU By Pissing All Over My Girl Kind of a throwaway account, but whatever. Let's make this short. Went to a show with friends, was drinking heavily, per the usual, but not to the point of complete wastelandery. Got home about 530AM, and called my girl to come over. On my way home I bought a highball (I li...
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clockworkgirl21: TIFU by donating goat shit to the Special Olympics. A store near my house has a donation box for clothes and shoes type things for the Special Olympics. I threw a bag of clothes into the back of my car and drove over there. After I tossed the clothes in a saw a blanket sort of wadded up in my trunk and...
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poopthrowaway8524095: TIFU and fell victim to yet another poop story Dear TIFU, I never thought this would happen to me... I just started my second year of college. This weekend, I thought it would be fun to arrange a reunion with two high school friends. I was so stoked. The boys were back in town! Well, we're actual...
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yrben: TIFU by accidentally taking my friends stuff, then billing him to return it. The other day I was visiting a good friend from out of town. I had packed a small overnight bag for the journey, only a 4 hour drive. When I came home, I noticed that I had two phone chargers instead of the one I had left with. I imm...
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cursedorenriched: TIFU by saying I had a boner At a party with some cute, but random girls, and one of them jokingly says she's a slave to her 'bff'. Without even thinking of the consequences, I blurt out "I have the weirdest boner right now". Let the record show that I did not have a boner; I wasn't even half-chub. ...
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PunkDoesntFit: TIFU by going to the hairdressers drunk On Thursday, I was accepted into college so I decided to have a party like anyone would. I got a few friends over and so the mayhem began. Smashed a bottle of Jack in the space of an hour, topped off a Bacardi and coke, 80/20 and dropped about halfway through what...
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[deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending an invitation on LinkedIn to a former manager I despise This guy used to sexually harass my teammate, would break down and cry in his office, give us impossible assignments that exceeded our financial and technical limits, and do endless idiotic things. I was scrolling through "P...
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[deleted]: TIFU by creeping a strange girl out in the elevator So, I work in an office building, but I make mosaics on the side. Whenever I see a pattern or color combination that interests me, I try to memorize it for use in a new piece. I'm getting lunch at the deli and there's a girl in a very retro dress. It's...
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D0M1NATE: TIFU by wearing dress pants to my great grandma's funeral So a few months ago, went on a trip to vegas I kept secret from my parents, had an incredible time, but was also bombarded by the corner guys shoving cards with nude photos of girls in your hands. No big deal put them in my dress pants. Fast for...
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N585PU: TIFU by inadvertently being an asshole on a train So it's labor day weekend in the US and this morning, I got on the Amtrak train to go back home. It was just after 7 and I had gotten up at 5, so I was in a bit of a daze when I boarded. I usually board first in order to get my pick of seats on the train. Unfo...
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mustangwolf1997: TIFU by watching porn on my computer I'll keep this brief. My gaming/animating computer is in my kitchen, so I usually wait until my parents are in bed to... Get busy. Now I've recently fine tuned the NVIDIA settings, and my computer is still adjusting. A few hiccups here and there, but it runs so mu...
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jtl94: TIFU by accidentally telling my waitress I was giving her a quarter tip. So a bunch of my buddies and I went to Atlanta for DragonCon today. We were getting tired and went to a restaurant to eat and chill. The tickets come and mine was about $9.75, so I gave a $10 and the waitress asked if I wanted my change. I ...
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[deleted]: TIFU flirting I work a floor below a young woman, maybe 19-21 tops, and looks like she'd be just my type... Thursday, I got stuck in a call during our scheduled break times so I was allowed to take a late break as soon as I got off the call. Woman was outside smoking in the alley when I got downstairs. I th...
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Anon_Alcoholc: TIFU By Not Wearing Underwear So tonight I decided to do a load of laundry, most of it included boxers since well I kept putting it off until it was too much to ignore. Anyways I put on a pair of jeans since they were the only clean thing I had granted they were relatively worn, get a call from a friend ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by clogging the toilet Let me preface this, by saying that I am a teenager in highschool, and that my mother's birthday is today. So, after a night of celebration, my hard working mom is finally ready for a nice cup or tea and some relaxation. I get a feeling in my stomach, then rush to the bathroom. I...
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ZachsSmirkingRevenge: TIFU by preventing a possible rape. Tonight I (white male 20) decided to have a few drinks with friends (two white females 20/21) in my room and drive them up town in our college town to the clubs. No big deal. I do this all the time. It is getting time to leave and I decided to grab my car from...
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Poogri: TIFU by crashing my gf's car My gf decided to come visit me (1 hr drive) after getting her **brand new car** less than a month ago. We hang out and drive around town, and then we realize that she is out of gas. At the gas station, she has trouble backing up into a vacant spot by the pump. Being the macho man ...
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[deleted]: TIFU, Sorry cute girl at bookstore TIFU While I was at the bookstore going over my university notes. It was crowded so I pack my books up to get up and leave and when I turned around there was a cute girl right behind me smiling, waiting to take my seat. I immediately put my gaze down to the floor as I was w...
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codmw3master: Tifu by walking on blazing hot asphalt barefoot. Today I was out walking with friends and decided it would be smart to walk barefoot. I now have blisters on a large part of my feet. zergbutt: Happened to me on the way to the beach once. The blisters ended up popping and sand got in them. Some nasty busine...
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[deleted]: TIFU by trying to kill a spider with my eyes closed. I would like to preface this by letting you all know that I would rather receive cunnilingus from a shark than deal with a spider. As I walk into my bedroom tonight and begin my bedtime routine, I noticed a piece of lint on my wall. I plugged in my phone...
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venice_mcgangbang: TIFU by accidentally swallowing shampoo! Warning: this is much worse than what you expect! Oh boy. Was in the shower, started washing my face with just a random hair+body "fire" shampoo (product of some brand thats supposed to give you energy) and i tilted my face backwards right under the stream o...
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sp00nzhx: TIFU by falling asleep Last night technically, but it was around midnight so whatever. Also, only a minor fuck up but still. I'm involved with some clubs on campus and have made friends, which is a large achievement in my book (I generally dislike social contact). Well, one of my friends announced on his F...
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[deleted]: TIFU by inviting 20 excited Europeans over to watch their first American Football game today. The NFL doesnt start until Thursday. Ive been hyping this party up for over a month thinking today was opening day. Nope. I spent $300 on party supplies, food, NFL gear and there is nothing to watch. jidgeruth: T...
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zebraldinalindabum: TIFU and told this guy that I hoped he had "an awesome time" while taking care of his sick dad. Reddit, today I fucked up bad! There is this guy who kind of likes me but I don't like him (I don't dislike him either, I just think he is a little boring) and he sends me text messages every once in a wh...
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WowzersInMyTrowzers: TIFU by trusting some questionable pepperoni. This was actually yesterday. Saw some pepperoni in the fridge. The edges of the pepperoni had turned gray and we bought it like 3 months ago. However, there was nothing growing on it, so figured "why not" and I put it on my sandwich. HUGE FUCKING MIST...
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ShitStainedLegoBrick: TIFU by making cinnamon toast Today I discovered the wonders of cinnamon toast. I made my first piece and found it so delicious I had to make more. I take my second piece out of the oven to trim the burnt edges off, however when trimming the burnt bits off a piece of it breaks off. Almost instinct...
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bloodypenisblood: TIFU by wanking and making my dick bleed So for most of the day my dick had been hurting if it rubbed on anything and I forgot about this as I went to bed early. So I get in the mood and start teasing one off thinking this is a bit painful but what ever I was in the mood didn't want to stop. Comes to ...
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fermentedgrape-o: TIFU by closing my bedroom door. I am 22 years old but have old-fashioned parents. My boyfriend was visiting for this past weekend but was not allowed to stay in my room despite me living away for the past five years and my parents being completely aware that I stay in his room at his apartment when I...
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dasfunny: TIFU by letting my 7 year old sister crash her friend's go kart into his dad's porsche. I'll start off by giving you a little background. I am 16, and my little sister is 7. She was bored and wanted to go hang out at her friend's house down the street. So I took her there. When we got there, her friend in...
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PaxMalum: TIFU By touching my vagina. [NSFW] About a week ago, I bought several cans of tomatoes. Today, I made my first attempt at homemade salsa. I chopped up three jalapenos and a few hotter peppers and washed my hands. Then I chopped up the garlic and washed my hands. Blended everything up and (you guessed i...
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Is-this-witty-enough: TIFU by coat-hangering an old lady. So this happened a while ago but I didn't know TIFU then. I was riding the bus home from school and the disabled seats were the only ones free. I thought i'd just sit there until a person in need needs it. The next stop a lovely old lady gets on the bus, I st...
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mcnutty226: TIFU by being hangover and severing an artery So I was hungover and tired and about to work a 7 hour shift. In my infinite wisdom I thought it would be a good idea to go for a long bike ride in 87 degree weather. After an hour of riding and feeling like shit I came home in very bad mood. I store my rode bik...
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Jracx: TIFU by photocopying hundreds of pages incorrectly. I was promoted to a managerial position on a new unit opening up in the hospital I work in. I had to lead a small class instructing the majority of the staff how the new unit will operate. Part of the class included a handbook which I so generously told everyon...
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therapist_throwaway: TIFU by causing a mental breakdown through Skype sex My fiancé “Gou” and I are going through some problems. Gou was recently diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a very serious (but treatable) personality disorder marked by being highly sensitive to rejection and spending a lot of ...
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Menziesii: TIFU by sleeping naked Last night was very muggy, and sleeping on the top floor of my house, my room was a sauna. So I figured it would help to open the window and sleep in the nude. Well this morning I wake up and things are sore and ichy around my nether regions. I look down and one labia is easily twice t...
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[deleted]: TIFU by trying to be spiritually "awake" (NSFW) I was off work and it was very late. All my roommates had gone to bed and it was just me up. I was reading a spiritual philosophy book by a guru named Ram Das and he was talking about peeling off the layers of consciousness and being truly naked. I finished rea...
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[deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly telling a guy about a girl i like. He then proceeded to tell her. Almost instantly. I really like her, and i feel super bad. Maybe getting this off my chest will make me feel better. tssguy123: Bro, it's not the end of the world. It's a good thing. Wanna know why? Now you have two options...
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[deleted]: Hide and seek sucks This wasn't today, but a years ago back in Tunisia I loved to play a form of hide and seek. My cousins and I would hide in my grandpa's room and if he found us he would slap us in the face, because he hated us. So I decided to hide in his closet right across from his bed, behind all hi...
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The_Uber_Dude: TIFU by Farting. Today, my girlfriend and I were participating in sexual acts. During these sexual acts, I felt the need to fart, but held it in. When we were done, we layed in bed for a bit, and she went under the blanket to give me some head, as she was still horny. That's when it happened. Her head wa...
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[deleted]: TIFU by letting a crazy woman steal my phone I rode my bike to Rite Aid to buy some eye liner and hair dye. (I realize I sound like a thirteen year old in 2007, but it's the truth.) I got on line and there was an African American family in front of the counter, four kids and a mom. Behind them was a 60-somet...
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yonoober: TIFU by slicing my hoof with a knife. TWICE. Okay, okay, this wasn't exactly TODAY, it was more like a year ago. For the record, I am 17 and about 6'2". This comes into play later. Last year, around January, my dad had to go to Switzerland for a business meeting with his client. Not knowing anything about ...
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Pplude: TIFU by being a lazy shit. So, I just had a wakeup call that I *may* have a little problem with procrastination. So, I'm 20, hotshot, fast car, and late to something, going far too fast for the road conditions. And of course, I get pulled over and instantly start sweating. Amazingly, cop was cool, didn't decid...
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aspookyghost: TIFU by leavin' the torlet seat DOWN. When you're raised with a lady in the house you gotta remember to put the toilet seat down. When you're raised with FIFTEEN ladies let me tell you it's a way of life. They do not forgive, you do *not* forget. But I wish I could forget the toilet rules or my dumb ass w...
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SOwED: TIFU by insinuating I was about to sexually assault a girl. From last Friday, but whatever: I was out walking along the cliffs near my college campus with a friend of mine, and he broke out this very small pipe (maybe three inches) to smoke some weed. I don't smoke often, but I had nothing to do, so I took a fe...
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[deleted]: TIFU by getting my fingers broken by a laptop case Ok little info, so my school has laptops they give to everybody(paperless school) and we have to have a case on the laptop at all times or else punishment. Well they have two rings, don't know what they are for, on the bottom of the case Well after staying ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by having my mom find my vibrator. We were moving my bed and I forgot I had shoved my vibrator in between my mattress and box spring one lazy night.. When we flipped the mattress off there was a bright purple vibrator just screaming at us. My mom was silent and looked at me and could only mutter "u-m--u...
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[deleted]: TIFU by doing a Google search at midnight. Was talking with a friend, when she made reference to when a horse snorts (apparently called "[the blow](http://www.sportpolo.com/polo_pony/Sounds.htm)") After finding out what it was called, I decided to do a google search to find a clip to send to her (don't ask ...
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get_me_another_beer: TIFU by telling off my coworker. This girl and I started temping at the same time about 6 months ago. Temp-to-perm positions, above average pay, good people working in our dept... yet this girl always had something to complain about. She struggled through training and always blamed her shortcoming...
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BigPinkOne: TIFU by trying to light a cigarette I was at a party out at a friend's house. Decent sized event; bonfire, beer pong, barbecue, heavy drinking; the type of thing I'd typically avoid like the plague but a buddy of mine and his girlfriend really want to go so I do. I only knew the friend and the couple that...
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at3whee: TIFU by showing the /r/spacedicks banner on the TV in the living room. So today was my birthday and I had some friends over to celebrate. Well, we had the LoL LCS stream on the big tv in the living room and were watching when my mom said to turn off the tv and come eat. Well, a friend of mine thought it would ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by not tipping the dominoes pizza guy because I thought the delivery fee was the tip. Theres 2 dominoes pizza near me. One I always order from that has no delivery fee and i tip the driver about 20 pct. TodayI couldnt order from that one because the phonecall wouldnt go through. So i ordered from the...
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FoolsPower: TIFU by quitting my job in the heat of the moment I'm glad I left, in one way, but I didn't exactly plan for it to happen, so now it's back to scrimping for a while till I get a new one. My boss is a bitch and I hate her for pushing me that far. Wish I kept my cool, but this shit had been going on for too l...
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RevenantCommunity: TIFU by teasing my GF I'll start by saying that my girlfriend's family are very old fashioned and conservative christians- they don't want her to do anything intimate before marriage, exceptionally strict, etc. She hasn't chosen that path. Anyway; at her place, we tone down on the intimate stuff bec...
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Proballer: TIFU by walking in on my girlfriend shitting all over the floor To clarify,this didnt happen to me.But my best friend,im breaking my vow of silence because it is just too damn funny. So I'm woken up by a loud moaning sound in the middle of the night and my girlfriend calling my name from the bathroom. I wa...
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dcsnowpatrol: TIFU (NSFW): Went to New Orleans got smashed, picked up by a woman and subsequently robbed. Dear Redditors, The events that transpired took place on Sunday morning but it has taken me this long to deal with the repercussions of said fuck ups. Today I break the norm and put the TL;DR first. TL;DR: Got w...
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Carlito1107: TIFU by Spilling Koolaid on my laptop Ok, so this is how I got rid of all computers in my home. We lost our desktop computer to a virus my little bro gave it by trying to get Minecrft for free. After that we had only a laptop to use as a computer. I had been on the laptop, watching YouTube videos, when ...
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ProBread: TIFU with a girl by turning 4chan into real life Ok so just got out of class. For the past few classes this 8/10 has sat across the lecture hall from me. I was reading a post on r/4chan, link below, when all of a sudden I realized she sat next to me today. I’m reading this post about anon fucking up with a gi...
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bruce-willis-diehard: TIFU by forgetting my phone was not on mute. I'm taking a very expensive online training course for free that focuses on communicating effectively, come out of your shell, and all the jazz. i thought the first session went great and i was super enthusiastic. its done via phone/online messaging a...
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throwawayhorseporn: TIFU by putting a highlighter in my asshole I'm a junior in high school, at the end of the day I was getting super horny and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to use a highlighter as a dildo. As soon as the bell rang I went into the bathroom and shoved it in capsize up. I quickly jac...
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MustardSock: TIFU by missing my girlfriend's birthday dinner So this week is the second week of classes at my university and I just found out I have a class that meets Thursday nights AND Tuesday nights, smack dab in the middle of my girlfriend's birthday dinner at her favorite restaurant. She was planning on going w...
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OneHighGiraffa: TIFU by allowing my brother to have a party, and smoking in my parents car while they were out of town i said ok to a few friends coming over while i was at a lil wayne concert. ended up being a rager, which pissed me off since i came home early to clear them out. nothing was broken, and all was cleaned...
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Basura_: TIFU by pissing my pants at my new neighbor's house. Okay so I live in an apartment building with nine apartments . 2 weeks ago a new neighbor moved into the apartment above us . Tonight I finally ran into him and got the chance to introduce myself. I'd just gotten home from work after an hour commute and re...
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[deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that, I originally didn't want her number when we first met. Some back story first, My girlfriend and I have been dating for 6 months and we met about a year ago through my room mate. She and my roommate went to high school together and she came over one day last year just to ha...
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[deleted]: TIFU- because I'm a geek So my friend had set me up with one of her friend who thought I was cute, which is odd because well... im not, and i was texting her quite alot. She knew i was a pretty big nerd and asked me what my favorite superhero was; it was a question that made me so happy to hear. Finally a g...
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liamslagle: TIFU by accidentally hiding in the ladies' room for an entire period First off, I am a dude, so obviously the women's restroom isn't the best place for me to be at any given time. So anyway, I was heading off to my fourth period class at my high school, and knew I had to go shit tons before the class starte...
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[deleted]: TIFU by trying weed And then proceeded to throw up on my friends couch and pass out in the yard for an hour.. TL;DR never trying weed again [deleted]: Different strokes for different folks but how much did you, um, try? Uselesssecrets: I don't even know.. My friend did it in this homemade gravity bong t...
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MeLlamoViking: TIFU by not bringing my identification to a job training Forgot a form of id for a tax form, and now my hiring manager probably won't be interested in rescheduling. Great. boydboyd: Out of curiosity, do you not ensure you have identification on your person at all times? MeLlamoViking: I do, but I don't ...
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EdS909: TIFU by telling a joke to crazy I was texting a girl I like but we are just friends ( I asked her out before but got let down gently) and the conversation went like this: Me: how is your family Her: I hate my family!!!! I tried to back out but she carried on Her: They r disgusting ppl who want me to DIE!! W...
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avonelle: TIFU by sending a video of me masturbating to my former coworker. All names have been changed in this story. :) The actual event took place on Friday, but this is the first time I've been able to sit down and type this all out... So sometime last week I (24f) found out that a different former coworker was ...
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thegreatmisdirector: TIFU claiming to have waaaaaay more money than I actually do. Today I realized this fuck up that I made a few months ago. I was filling out my FAFSA (financial aid) for school and apparently I put that I had $102,000 in my bank account at the time. It was probably more like 1,020. So now I owe $900...
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poeslugia: TIFU by putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge... [deleted]: It's ok. Back when house phones were cool, I once put my phone in the refrigerator ALONG with the milk and could not find it for the whole weekend. Idiomize: I put my portable phone into half eating bag of Doritos, rolled it ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by using a 21 mg nicotine patch as someone who has never smoked a cigarette in my life. Today at lunch I was in the chemist and I decided it'd be a great idea to pick up some nicotine patches. I had read on Reddit and other forums that using them can aid lucid dreaming, and can treat anxiety and depress...
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IamSeth: TIFU by getting dressed for work. So. I work in an hour and a half, and am terribly lazy. Every day, rather than ironing my work uniform, I just toss it into the dryer for a while before getting dressed. Today was a day like any other, except that by chance I woke up unusually early. No problem- hop out of be...
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captain-farts-a-lot: TIFU by causing my parents to fight because of my farts So this actually happened yesterday. I made the mistake of eating nothing all day but fruit and ice cream because I really didn't feel all that hungry and I thought it wouldn't be a big deal. I mean people in the jungle eat fruit all day and t...
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ihavespecialeyess: TIFU by vandalizing my workplace with googly eyes I work as part of IT for the Department of Child Support Services, and this group is are a lively bunch of individuals. Taking some inspiration [from this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16hqf0/one_pair_of_googly_eyes_one_trip_to_target...
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PenisOverlord: TIFU by taking my dog for a walk So, today after dinner at around 8pm myself and my household decided to take a stroll. It started like any other stroll, except tonight we turned right at a particular field rather than going straight ahead. Because our dog is a lurcher she loves to run around, so we let ...
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MrsAnthropy: Today I fucked up by giving the wrong phone number to a potential employer. I've been out of work for a few months now. I attended graduate school in another state, got surprise pregnant with my second, and moved back "home" in order to provide more for my kids in an area with family and friends, rather th...
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[deleted]: TIFU by peeing and pooping in my car I was on my way to school (university) today and had a protein shake on my way there. This was after breakfast too. About halfway there I had a shit that was coming NOW. There was no way I was going to make it school, find a parking spot, and walk to a building in time to...
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[deleted]: TIFU by making an always sunny in Philadelphia reference I had spent the weekend with my friend and his family in a cabin and on the day of departure his aunt came to say goodbye to me with her arms open for a hug. I fucked it up by saying "You'll have to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole." The ...
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OrkBjork: TIFU losing $400 in textbooks in school supplies Today was a bad day for me. I started college as a freshman two weeks ago. I have some money problems and am barely able to pay for this semester. Today, I had four classes, two of which had an hour between them. I brought a 3 textbooks so I could study durin...
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Lakonthegreat: TIFU by getting a pair of Heelys and nearly dying. This story happened years ago, but I figured TIFU would enjoy it. This happened before Reddit was even a thing. I was 19 (almost 26 now) and an avid churchgoer and superchristian. I played guitar at my local church of about 1000 people. I had previously...
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Arswaw: TIFU by cutting in line It was the second day of college for me. The college store sells a lot of great merchandise including books, textbooks, food, and drink. It was lunchtime and I was hungry so I got a sandwich and some Mountain Dew. I then went up to the cash register when there was one person in line in f...
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oddSpace: TIFU by failing a driving test 20 seconds before it was over. I didn't stall, I didn't speed, I reversed round a corner and emergency stopped and used signals/mirrors every time I did anything- looking at the report I was given after, I made one "minor" error (you need 16 to fail) because I hesitated too long...
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UncouthBastard: TIFU by getting high and telling my very religious sister that I am no longer a "born-again christian." My sister and I are about the same age. She lives in georia with her husband; I live in new york with my wife. Before that my sister and I had moved around and hadn't seen much of each other for awhil...
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[deleted]: TIFU by opening a /r/gonewild pic right in front of my dad's face Okay, so I was jerkin' the turkey if know what I mean earlier in the day, and silly me left reddit on /r/gonewild open with a very... gonewildish picture on it. Anyway, skip forward a few hours and I'm working on my computer trying to sort s...
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[deleted]: TIFU by watching my dad clean my semen infested wall. So I, a lazy teenager, rather than use tissues when masturbating, used to simply turn over and do my business on the wall. Over 2 years of doing this, on a daily basis, I decided to stop as it was literally infested as hell, like thick stains running down...
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moeyyyy: TIFU: I got invited to a party for the first time and messed up horribly. (x-post from /r/socialskills) yeakevinc: LOL. I feel like I just read a 4chan story. Someone tell me he is pulling my leg. [deleted]: Do you know why I'm pretty sure it's real? The "i threw shit" sentence came out of nowhere. The train ...
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CallMeCrow: TIFU by entering random gibberish as names while quoting a vacation and booking the trip before changing the names. Well, I was trying to get a price quote for Vegas on my laptop. In order to get to the total price, you must enter ALL passengers info. I put random nonsense in each field (sjkadashdkjahsd) an...
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fappedonjesus: TIFU by wiping my cum on Jesus (xpost - r/offmychest) Posted this in the wrong place, seems at home here... I am at home for a while until I start my new contract, which is to be sent via recorded delivery any moment now. Anyway, I'm at home alone so I figure an afternoon fap is in order, so I'm doing ...
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crjlsm: TIFU by breaking my window by playing soccer in the house. My dad has told me over and over and over again not to play soccer in the house. "You're going to break a goddamn window" he'd say. And it makes sense now. I'm 19 years old, I shouldn't be kicking a ball around in the fucking house anyway. So while he ...
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surfrock66: TIFU by exposing my porn browsing history to a co-worker. Very brief fuck-up. I'm very open at home, have nothing to hide from the wife, so I openly browse porn with no need for incognito or anything. I frequent a bunch of porn subreddits, and somehow /r/cumsluts is the first thing in my Chrome auto-compl...
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Pepser: TIFUpdate by not feeding my cat So thanks for all your kind reactions last time (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1leu9r/tifu_by_not_feeding_my_cat/) TIFU again, this time by not letting this same cat play outside. So this morning construction workers were working on the house across the street and th...
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HydrofoilGoat: TIFU by missing the toilet I had been hanging out with a friend of mine Friday night, and ended up driving his sister and cousin into the valley (clubbing suburb) so I didn't get home until about 1030 and I had work the next morning. I was just about to go to bed when another friend called and asked if I...
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Full_Of_Win: TIFU by bringing up the fleshlight during my Psychology of Sexuality class. Today during my psych of sexuality class I made the mistake of bringing up what a fleshlight is. I ended up having to describe it because everyone was like 'uhhh a what light?'. I said something like "It's shaped like a large flash...
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reddishpanda: TIFU by throwing away 6 hours of work in lab I work in a lab that studies proteins and today I did a purification that takes half a day (some other proteins I work with take a lot longer). At the end I have a concentrated solution of protein, but to determine the concentration I have to use a test that in...
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[deleted]: TIFU by trying meth for the second time I tried it a few weeks ago and said I don't think I would do it again. Today I did it again. . . at night, and I have work tommorow at 6am. I can't sleep, i barely felt anything, and I am already thinking about when I will do it again. I have been doing drugs for age...
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gaedikus: TIFU by posting a greentext screencap I have a friend who I usually communicated with through a group chat on facebook whose 2-year-old son was just diagnosed with autism (they're not sure how severe or what exact type), and while perusing my reddit feed I saw a greentext story from 4chan, and I love greentex...
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QueenPoopbutt: TIFU when my bf's farts triggered a period I was driving down the street with my bf the other day, when he started to fart. He did it a few times, and I actually had to beg him to stop. "You can not stop THE BEAST!" he screamed before letting another fart. I was overwhelmed. The stench of onions and sew...
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thisisathrowawayomg: TIFU by sending my mom nude pics of myself. I was hopping in the shower and decided I'd send some nice x-rated pictures to my long distance boyfriend. After the photo shoot, I sent the 5 best, most revealing, sexy images to the last person I texted, which I thought was my boyfriend. I forgot that I...
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