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1339696828 | 1339800759 | t3_v1zn2 | t5_2to41 | 460 | Neebat: TIFU: $1 bills are still money?
My wife handles the bank transactions, so I never know how much cash is in my wallet at any given time. I don't actually have a credit card (I may have to correct that,) but she always makes sure I have some cash for incidentals, so I don't worry about it.
Today, at Subway, the... | 13 | 35.384615 | |
1339697609 | 1339701527 | t3_v20fr | t5_2to41 | 59 | mast0dawn: TIFU: Permanently deleted my entire music library
EvoMethod: Recuva, Look it up, its made by the same people who do CCleaner. Its saved me more than once when I've deleted a file permanently by accident. Even saved my Resume after a windows Install. :)
mast0dawn: Damn! thats some heavy duty software! Thank ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1339699506 | 1339721805 | t3_v22ax | t5_2to41 | 54 | SchizophrenianRedhea: TIFU Being shy at party, ending up puking on hosts parents
Okay it's some weeks ago now but i wont forget it.
One of my best friends is pretty popular in the local cities. He decided to invite me. By expirience i know that alcohol can make you more social.
But... i came over to my friends party... | 6 | 9 | |
1339661225 | 1339707661 | t3_v1ddb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thetalkingcupcake: TIFU by kissing my best friend.
I have a crush on my best friend. I'ma a girl and she is a girl. She doesn't like girls but I was hard headed and kissed her. All she did was through a ball at me and punch me. But the weird thing is she is texting me now. And not about that. I asked her and she said '... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1339700876 | 1339725800 | t3_v23qf | t5_2to41 | 5 | bigdicksidekick: TIFU by moving somewhere I don't want to be.
It wasn't exactly today, it was two weeks ago. But all the same, I could use some advice. I was told to try posting here after trying in /r/self and /r/needadvice. Here's what I wrote there.
Hey, I'm just looking for some advice. I moved to a new city (Tall... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1339717768 | 1340401585 | t3_v2jmf | t5_2to41 | 126 | Caaaatt: TIFU when I had the first bite of my cereal.
I was getting ready this morning in a huge rush. I quickly poured my cereal, and threw on a little cinnamon like I usually do. In my haste, I threw on way more than I needed, and also failed to cover it all in milk. It was like the cinnamon challenge gone wrong. I ... | 3 | 42 | |
1339722259 | 1339785196 | t3_v2nfx | t5_2to41 | 823 | [deleted]: TIFU: Told a guy he was the blackest guy I'd ever seen.
Background. I grew up in sheepfuck, Nowhere and when I see black people, I am curious. I don't have any opinion of them, they just are interesting to look at. Anyway, I was at Wendy's today and there were some construction workers there.
One of the me... | 9 | 91.444444 | |
1339730056 | 1339754647 | t3_v2u6p | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU: Bought a new computer to play Diablo 3, that
can't run Diablo 3.
I just finished downloading Diablo 3 for 8 hours when I was informed that it will not run on my graphics card in the laptop I just bought specifically to play Diablo 3. So now I'm broke and sad.
poop_monster: Dude, post your laptop speci... | 5 | 13 | |
1339721231 | 1339790546 | t3_v2mk0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU: Let ISP view my browsing history
Asked them to diagnose my internet problem, give them permission to monitor my internet browsing. I look at weird shit while waiting for them to call back.(I was oblivious the whole time)
They called me an hour later to tell me that they would be sending a technician t... | 3 | 10 | |
1339788829 | 1339792067 | t3_v3wb1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | brookdalealec: TIFU: Said I'd give flowers to a lady friend of mine
I used to be one of those guys who was very antisocial, but I've recently changed. I found this chick I just want to be friends with, but I wasn't sure if gender played a role in how you interact with friends.
Well, she got her wisdom teeth out yeste... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1339809950 | 1339812620 | t3_v4dc3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU: My best friend's girl sucked my dick.
So, this TECHNICALLY happened last night around 4 in the AM. I was getting wasty face with my friends on a Thursday night, and a girl who I've always known from my high school was there, let's just call her Megan.
So, my friend Jesse and I were talking about Megan ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1339810788 | 1339886141 | t3_v4dw5 | t5_2to41 | 171 | [deleted]: TIFU by stabbing myself in the belly with a pencil immediately after breaking my ipod.
For some ungodly reason I always put freshly sharpened pencils in my pocket facing upwards. Today I dropped my ipod onto hard ceramic floor. This resulted in a useless pile of electronics covering the ground. Bending down... | 9 | 19 | |
1339812660 | 1339828031 | t3_v4f84 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Ellis_Freeman: TIFU by mixing Ginger Ale and Rice Krispies
I don't know why I thought that would work, but I was hungry, we didn't have any milk, and I sure as hell wasn't going to eat my cereal without any milk.
So, being the genius I am, I settled on using the closest consumable liquid: Ginger Ale.
Quite possibly t... | 3 | 12 | |
1339820002 | 1339826711 | t3_v4km5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Pyromine: TIFU I got blasted and I walked to where my girlfriend was sleeping over just down the road
Ok, you may be able to tell that I'm in high school by this haha, but I got blasted and walked the fifteen minuted down to where my girlfriend is sleeping over her friend's house. Her sister was also sleeping their too... | 4 | 0 | |
1339864136 | 1339908296 | t3_v557c | t5_2to41 | 732 | claireashley31: TIFU by throwing my mom's kindle in the lake.
We're at my lake house, and I'm sitting on the dock, reading my mom's kindle. A hornet comes up and is buzzing around me, and I'm super allergic to all types of bee stings, so I swat at it hard enough to stun it, effectively smacking the shit out of it. As ... | 11 | 66.545455 | |
1339869006 | 1339922297 | t3_v58ns | t5_2to41 | 77 | DevilWorshipper: TIFU: Drank my own piss.
I admit I'm an alcoholic. Occasionally, during semi-conscious blackouts I pee in weird places, ie. the laundry basket or any other random container that happens to be nearby. The night before last I pissed in an empty 16oz beer can that was next to my bed and put it back on the... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1339870002 | 1341992885 | t3_v59f3 | t5_2to41 | 88 | agent019: TIFU by flipping off a six year old girl.
I was pulling out of a parking lot at a right turn only, but i didn't know it was right turn only, and i wanted to go left. So i was at the left side of the stop, and then realized my mistake. So as i turn to go right, a guy in a fat black SUV tries to cut inside me t... | 9 | 9.777778 | |
1339878683 | 1339881381 | t3_v5g96 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying an iTunes card and not putting the code in
I bought the card an hour ago, got to my house and bought an album and thought nothing of it. My mom asked how much the album cost, only 10 bucks, and then I look at the card and realized I didn't scratch it. So now I'm getting an email in a few days ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1339885082 | 1339940682 | t3_v5l4w | t5_2to41 | 82 | Dannylyons47: Tifu ghost chillies
Today I was cutting up some ghost chillies to make some spicy salsa. I was doing it naked tho to save time because I was about to take a shower. I finished cutting up the chillies and without thinking I scratched my nuts. Almost instantly my nuts burst into flames I ran into my bathr... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1339896501 | 1340405241 | t3_v5tdj | t5_2to41 | 211 | PilotTheCannibal: TIFU by killing the hamster of the six year old I was babysitting.
I have always been pretty frightened of rodents, but the kid kept asking me to hold her hamster and I didn't want to seem like a lame babysitter. Things seemed to be going okay, and gradually after three or four minutes I stopped payin... | 10 | 21.1 | |
1339903321 | 1339977935 | t3_v5y9s | t5_2to41 | 45 | blueyedlvrx01: TIFU: I drank my own toenail clippings.
Last night, I cut my toenails and put them in my empty gatorade bottle. Today, I needed a drink, so I filled up the gatorade bottle with water. And drank the whole thing. I almost threw up upon my realization.
[deleted]: I see talent. You seem to be able to sw... | 5 | 9 | |
1339904450 | 1340023594 | t3_v5z3q | t5_2to41 | 32 | dmfxyz: TIDFU by losing my directors mother's wedding ring
Today i REALLY fucked up when i, during a scene that have, was using a ring as a prop. The next day i found that i seemed to have misplaced it. In a frantic look for it the director told me that it was not only his mothers, but also that she had passed on. To s... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1339902063 | 1340046972 | t3_v5xdh | t5_2to41 | 5 | vinnie16: TIFU by showing my younger brother 9gag
my life is miserable
EnvyandDust: Can't you just correct it by showing him reddit?
vinnie16: he thinks reddit is too "boring" then I slapped him
dayman123: let him burn
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1339924285 | 1339970556 | t3_v69kt | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting swarms of fire ants into my new house.
Oh god, why. I moved into a new house a few weeks ago and everything was awesome. I do not have a job or a car right now, and I am staying on campus this summer. My roommate is working at a summer camp for the whole summer. Due to my unemployment and lac... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1339947140 | 1340023885 | t3_v6i1j | t5_2to41 | 58 | PicklesofTruth: TIFU and fell off my bicycle in a mall parking lot.
Also i work in the mall. and I was drunk. recently the mall has placed several speed bumps all around the parking lot, and i hit one of these unexpectedly and lost my balance. i got up immediately and pedaled away quickly.
[deleted]: Drunk bicycling ... | 9 | 6.444444 | |
1339959578 | 1339964213 | t3_v6rdr | t5_2to41 | 17 | Hovertac: TIFU: I bought a Dell Poweredge without realizing the hard drive connections are SCSI. I don't have any SCSI hard drives.
kevinwoodward: I haven't even heard of SCSI. Sticking to my sata and ide
Kazinsal: Whaaaaaaaat?
I'm genuinely surprised. SCSI's been around for longer than SATA, and I'm pretty sure it's... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1339964408 | 1340036705 | t3_v6vdc | t5_2to41 | 139 | oskarw85: TIFU by falling off my bike. Lost four teeth.
I was trying to drive by man that was walking with his dog on a left side of the pavement. I was going at about 25 mph and just as I was about to drive by them the fucking dog decided to run right in front of my bike through all pavement width. In split second I ... | 6 | 23.166667 | |
1339967881 | 1340312819 | t3_v6yb9 | t5_2to41 | 92 | saxapwn: TIFU while be-yah-ing (the Howard Dean yell) after winning in beer pong and ended up punching a girl in the face.
It was a long and excruciating game of beer pong, constantly going back and forth between my team and the opponents.
Finally we ended up winning.
And in a congratulatory moment for myself, I beya... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1339972449 | 1340458631 | t3_v728c | t5_2to41 | 27 | UndeadAnonymous: TIFU by joking about killing a yipping, annoying dog with a flintlock pistol without realizing that said dog's owners were RIGHT THERE
Yeah, the whole family was standing by as my friend and I walked by and I said that if the dog didn't stop shrieking I would challenge it to a surprise duel and shoot ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1339987615 | 1340016600 | t3_v7f4j | t5_2to41 | 486 | DoomAndSuch: TIFU and gave the neighbor's kid a phone full of naked pictures of me.
It had been collecting dust in my drawer for a long time and he wanted it, so I just gave it to him without first thinking about all the pictures I had taken for my boyfriend on that phone. I guess I assumed that past me had been smart ... | 10 | 48.6 | |
1340007980 | 1340045726 | t3_v7tj1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | PointXIV: TIFU. I almost broke my super nice laptop.
I was cleaning out my laptop for the first time, as it was getting pretty loud. So, I watched a few videos on how to dissasemble it. Everything was going peachy. Then I put it back together. The power didn't turn on. I spent hours working on it, pissing myself, tryin... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1340017629 | 1340081383 | t3_v7x6z | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate by letting swarms of fire ants into my new house. IT GOT WORSE.
After not seeing any ants all day, I turn my fan on, get in bed and check my phone. My mattress is on the floor because that is the most efficient use of mine and my roommates' space. I start felling itchy and then I am getting bit. I ... | 9 | 14.666667 | |
1340015093 | 1340046807 | t3_v7w84 | t5_2to41 | 23 | CrowCrowBro: TIFU missing a good job opportunity by not reading the email inviting me to an interview thouroughly enough.
So a week ago, I recieved an email to an application that I sent 2 weeks prior to that. It was an internet marketing firm, looking for multi-lingual students for research and translation purposes. S... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1340058822 | 1340123230 | t3_v8vun | t5_2to41 | 434 | JustNotGivin: TIFU and trusted a fart while at work with no washroom around.
Today, I just got to work, its early in the morning and I have just given a buddy a ride to work. When we got there, he started to check out the jobsite and what we would be doing, and I tried to slyly let a fart out. However, when I let the ... | 8 | 54.25 | |
1340051890 | 1340750681 | t3_v8oyw | t5_2to41 | 45 | ithurtslikefuck: TIFU by infecting a wound in my knee.
First off, a little background information. This is a throwaway account to describe something I did for a girl I am crazy about. When she's on my mind, my IQ drops to about five, leading me to do some dumb things. This is by far the worst. I scraped my knee by acci... | 10 | 4.5 | |
1340067019 | 1340090196 | t3_v93gq | t5_2to41 | 83 | mcmurder: TIFU: Took the dog for some exercise, broke my arm, a toe and a thumb, and separated a shoulder.
This actually happened on May 30th but since I just found this subreddit, here goes.
I would often head over to the local school track to get my dog some exercise. I would be on my bike, and have a retractable ... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1339950897 | 1340856236 | t3_v6kpb | t5_2to41 | 6 | ClausoZ: TIFU by keeping dog shit on the floor for a week straight, when I forgot to clean it up. My sister stepped into it.
Lethr4life: Umm maybe this is a dumb question but...why in the hell would you keep dogshit on the floor for a week?
ClausoZ: I forgot to clean it.
[deleted]: for a WEEK?
ClausoZ: It was pretty h... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1340077146 | 1341858424 | t3_v9cr9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | kllyforman: TIFU: Had a near-death experience involving an incredibly steep hill (photo included)
I was going down [this hill](http://imgur.com/DaomS) to walk the beach with friends on a camping trip, and while going down it, I leaned too far forward and started running, unable to stop, down the hill until I completely... | 4 | 13 | |
1340079989 | 1340479046 | t3_v9f66 | t5_2to41 | 18 | strappingyoungpeople: TIFU Got caught having a devil's threesome in the living room.
Roommate hasn't spoken to me since.
[deleted]: Did you get a good Eiffel tower in?
strappingyoungpeople: No.
[deleted]: bummer..
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1340086323 | 1340146153 | t3_v9jv5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly crashing my car, causing my little sister's friend to pop her cherry in the back seat.
So I received a call from my sister to pick her up from band practice, when she asked if I was able to pick up her 16 year old friend and her dad and bring them home, as their car would not start. They lived... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1340087135 | 1340123724 | t3_v9kep | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the IT guy "Jeeves". I've been calling him that for 6 months. Turns out his name is "Jevens"
Sorry, IT guy.
fawkesmulder: Keep calling him Jeeves. Badass nickname.
DoctorKeefe: Yeah. He could just say it's a nickname. OP, call other people funny names in front of the IT-guy so he knows you a... | 4 | 12 | |
1340090398 | 1340272845 | t3_v9m9q | t5_2to41 | 28 | wintertash: TIFU Took Pictures of Fake Butterflies
I'm at a retreat center in Maryland for the big summer festival my company runs, starts on Wed. In addition to teaching at it and being the director of special events, I'm also going to be one of the event photographers, so I have my camera equipement with me.
Believ... | 7 | 4 | |
1340094935 | 1340114865 | t3_v9og6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | moonbutton: TIFU camping.
I spend a lot of time out in the wilderness, and this weekend was no different. My friends and I were chilling when I went to go take a piss. Now, I’m a girl so I tend to go out a bit compared to the boys, and as I settling my business I caught the attention of a wild pig.
Our eyes met as my ... | 5 | 12 | |
1340105115 | 1340107079 | t3_v9sl5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU and most likely ruined my friendship with one of my best friends by calling him friendless
I blame shark week. And myself.
First off, I get supremely hurt by random little jibes. Things like playing hide and seek with people that will leave you in some musty closet. I still have some major trust issue... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1340118806 | 1340172678 | t3_va1hh | t5_2to41 | 813 | [deleted]: TIFU; Unleashed my 2 year old German shepherd to scare away neighbors cat, cat got obliterated.
[TIFUpdate](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vbt0b/tifupdate_my_2_year_old_german_shepard_attacked/)
*back ground info*
My neighbors have this asshole cat. It must be at least 12 years old and we've had s... | 10 | 81.3 | |
1340127729 | 1340381438 | t3_vaa5r | t5_2to41 | 22 | bemusedButterfly: TIFU and lost my husband's $400+ paycheck.
I went to go deposit it into our checking account but forgot that the bank closed at 4. So I got in the car and now I have NO idea where his check is. I've looked in the car, our house, my pants, his pants, and even his mom's house, and I still can't find it.... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1340133418 | 1340289441 | t3_vafaq | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by vomiting on a multimillion dollar piece of equipment.
This morning, I had to do a barium swallowing procedure for an upper GI tract exam (I have bad acid reflux). Basically, they make you swallow a fluid that shows up in your guts on an xray so they can tract your digestive process. Well, it's pretty... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1340134478 | 1340466051 | t3_vage5 | t5_2to41 | 56 | DerpinaBumbleT: TIFU; And quit my job on a whim.
Seriously I am an idiot. I had a pretty cool job, I loved my profession in every way except for one thing. My boss and my manager. See I worked for a pretty small business (only 4 employees total) and everyday it was just myself, my boss and the manager working together... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1340143190 | 1340159605 | t3_vap8m | t5_2to41 | 8 | ettyguy: IFU I sold a facebook fan page with over 700k fans for $100.
[deleted]: Why only $100?
goblan: That's like all the money in the world when you convert it to 12 year old dollars.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1340167328 | 1340170778 | t3_vbbbi | t5_2to41 | 42 | Wing126: TIFU Hard: Ruined my computer
Reddit, today I fucked up in an inconceivable way. I completely bricked my laptop. I was getting a lot of problems with my laptop; Couldn't uninstall programs due to missing registry keys, Couldn't install programs due to missing registry keys, The latest update for my graphics dr... | 11 | 3.818182 | |
1340168051 | 1340169324 | t3_vbbz3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU I accidently whacked my dog in the snout while opening a door.
So my dog usually sleeps in my room during the summer because it's the coolest place the house. Anyways my dog was just laying in front of my door when I left my room to go to the bathroom. My bedroom door has a habit of shutting by itself w... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1340199908 | 1340230488 | t3_vbt0b | t5_2to41 | 411 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate; My 2 year old German Shepard attacked my neighbors cat yesterday, this was the outcome.
[Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/va1hh/tifu_unleashed_my_2_year_old_german_shepherd_to/) is the original post.
I got a huge response from the reddit community regarding my dog attacking the neig... | 10 | 41.1 | |
1340219099 | 1340286804 | t3_vcbox | t5_2to41 | 177 | [deleted]: TIFU at the gym.
I'll preface this by admitting I have horrible taste in music.
I was lifting last night at around 3 AM, all by myself. Rocking out my deadlifts and listening to "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf, way too loud. Decided I had to sing along at the "GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO RIG... | 5 | 35.4 | |
1340221054 | 1340294618 | t3_vcds6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | WolfShirtsAreCool: TIFU: By dropping, stepping on, and potentially running over my iPhone while visiting the Rocky Mountains.
But hey, at least [I found it, right?](http://i.imgur.com/5AYNK.jpg)
[deleted]: Have you tried turning it off then back on again?
WolfShirtsAreCool: I tried that technique, I am of course referr... | 4 | 5 | |
1340231391 | 1340547259 | t3_vcobp | t5_2to41 | 97 | PilotTheCannibal: TIFU by passing out in the DMV.
It was really hot and I had not drunk very much, but I was planning to drink some water as soon as I got home. However, after standing in line for about 15 minutes, I started to feel a little bit dizzy. I turned around to go to the bathroom to splash water on my face or... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1340240206 | 1340275551 | t3_vcw2w | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU and went full blown batpoo stalker on lover/best-friend
I had gotten intimate with a best friend and wanted to date, she didn't because she had just gotten out of a bad relationship. This depressed me, (I thought if I was just better she'd want too) and I started to always think she was lying when she s... | 6 | 7 | |
1340248555 | 1340454759 | t3_vd40p | t5_2to41 | 26 | pirtzmcghee: TIFU by busting my chin up with my Mac
Today, I was doing my normal night routine of redditing and surfing the web while laying down on my bed. I decided to shift my legs a little, as my computer was a little hot. All of the sudden my computer decides to come at my face full force and hits my chin. It hurt... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1340225938 | 1340406267 | t3_vcj0y | t5_2to41 | 29 | Waabanang: TIFU; Threw my house keys in the trash.
So earlier today I was emptying my pockets of some garbage because for some reason I shove trash in my pockets all the time. When threw a handful of old receipts, wrappers, etc in the trash I heard a clunk, but I figured it was just a quarter that ended up in there (I ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1340249901 | 1340405509 | t3_vd5a8 | t5_2to41 | 54 | bubbabloke: TIFU: Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body".
I only really noticed the limp, nothing else, and luckily he took it... | 3 | 18 | |
1340262585 | 1340335098 | t3_vdejk | t5_2to41 | 184 | [deleted]: TIFU. I killed a cat with my car and oh god, does it get worse. The night slowly turns from horrible, to unbelievable, to a pure nightmare. (NSFW Death,sadness, slight gore)
I would like to begin by saying that is 100% true. I wouldn't shit you Reddit. This story keeps piling on the horrible and it may be... | 5 | 36.8 | |
1340294121 | 1340310671 | t3_vdwox | t5_2to41 | 40 | Caekman: TIFU while preparing food
So I decide to bake some frozen pizza since my cooking skills are limited to doing mainly bacon and eggs and none of the two were available. Before starting I put a warm can of coke in the freezer so it can you know, freeze. Now I had a pizza warming up nicely and a coke freezing up n... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1340306526 | 1340373476 | t3_ve9t8 | t5_2to41 | 250 | [deleted]: TIFU by draining my transmission instead of the oil pan.
I've changed my own oil no less than 10,000 times in the past 10 years but, for whatever reason, today I royally fucked it up. I had absolutely no transmission fluid and doubled up the oil. Engine was pouring out white smoke and the gears seized. Now ... | 8 | 31.25 | |
1340306474 | 1340313753 | t3_ve9rd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not passing the NREMT (EMT certification exam) again.
Today was the third time I have taken the exam and did not pass and now I have to take a refresher course to try again. I want to work in the trauma center as an EMT to gain experience before applying to Nurse Practitioner school. I feel stupid, ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1340321196 | 1340405325 | t3_veot6 | t5_2to41 | 163 | theflying6969: TIFU when I used the neighbor's toilet
So i got off work the other day to find that I had been locked out of my house accidentally by my roommates. (They had gone out of town to a concert, but i couldn't get the day off from work). It just so happened that i REALLY needed to take a dump.
I used my judge... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1340335925 | 1341522917 | t3_vf2o1 | t5_2to41 | 99 | taygrindtay: TIFU- Accidentally exposed my penis to a female coworker.
Slept on the couch at two waitresses's house without a shirt on, one left in the morning and saw me passed out with my hand down my my pants and half of my dick hanging out. Everyone I work with knows. Pretty chill.
BabyFetusMuncher: i bet you feel ... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1340343305 | 1340379189 | t3_vf9a8 | t5_2to41 | 56 | RidleyOReilly: TIFU: Ate a shitton of dried fruit for the first time, then a shitton of White Castle Sliders for the first time.
My insides don't like what my outsides ate.
I have been sitting here for a *long* time.
This sucks.
darthelmo: What on Earth were you thinking? There's a reason WC burgers are known far a... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1340333872 | 1340470499 | t3_vf0qm | t5_2to41 | 21 | asnof: TIFU Realized the college course I wasted 8 months doing is useless to me.
In august I started taking a college course to become a welder. It is an experimental course and when you graduate you become "certified". This is essentially useless. It was today after working 3 weeks that I realized how miserable th... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1340357324 | 1340380920 | t3_vfgov | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a FB friend request to a girl I just met on OKCupid. Now she thinks I'm a creep.
She only had one picture on OKCupid so i did some snooping to see what she really looks like. I was using the facebook app and it didnt load the friend request icon and i tapped where the icon wouldv... | 11 | 10.727273 | |
1340384942 | 1340470697 | t3_vfyq4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Ry_Gor: Almost flipped a County truck today. One tire width from rolling it into a 12 foot ditch
Chakote: >You can see my coworker checking how big the hole is that the front tire had sunk in to.
No, I can't.
EDIT: Now I can, because the submission has been edited. Thank you. If that were me, I would be cleaning ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1340381485 | 1340412374 | t3_vfvbx | t5_2to41 | 109 | Pandalism: TIFU by using a coffee maker that had a dead bug in it.
I'm an engineering student, and to save me from going broke over the $3 cups of coffee at Starbucks, my parents found an [old automatic coffee make](http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/MrCoffeeCoffeemaker.jpg)r for me to use. It's at least 20 ye... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1340401707 | 1340426078 | t3_vgf3c | t5_2to41 | 68 | Maxadax: TIFU by screwing up my school assembly and making a fool of myself in front of hundreds
So it was a normal assembly today, and the last one of the week, I have delivered this assembly 4 times by now (I am that nerd who sets up all of the PA and lighting equipment for the school and sits at the back of the hall... | 4 | 17 | |
1340424402 | 1340427615 | t3_vgxgv | t5_2to41 | 7 | gythorg: TIFU: By saying KONY 2012
like60bunnies: All this KONY 2012 stuff is so annoying- I can't wait until it's all blown over.
Wasn't the guy who made the video siding with other African dictators that were doing like, the same thing as Kony?
sponatron: I mean, I heard that on the internets just now so...
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1340423919 | 1340467067 | t3_vgx42 | t5_2to41 | 95 | BillMcLargeHuge: TIFU by leaving a backpack outside with my wallet and clothes in it.
I work at a restaurant in a beach town. As a dishwasher, I'm essentially the bitch of the kitchen, so at the end of the night I need to take out the garbage from the kitchen doors to a dumpster across the street. After a long and exha... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1340418891 | 1340734995 | t3_vgt69 | t5_2to41 | 30 | PeesinMouths: TIFU: Instead of cumming in a girl's mouth, I was drunk and let out a short burst of piss
I'm almost 100% sure she didn't notice (she was drunk too), but she SWALLOWED it and said, "all gone" - which would have been really hot should I have released the correct bodily fluid. I was in a weird space immedia... | 3 | 10 | |
1340420191 | 1340600999 | t3_vgu7n | t5_2to41 | 47 | Anindoorcat: TIFU by getting coffee poured on my head & interior of my car.
so I was about to head to work, poured a fresh pint glass full of hot coffee. Went to the car sat it on the roof, got in & started opening all the windows. Then I opened the sunroof that's when scalding hot coffee imploded over my head ... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1340435265 | 1340476102 | t3_vh4ez | t5_2to41 | 150 | Estranged_Noodle: TIFU: My mom walked into a horrifying scene of me naked, with one leg stooped over the side of my bed as my left hand was clearing dingleberry debris and the other was maintaining ballsack leverage. So much awkwardness has since ensued.
So long story short, I just got out of the shower and I had a few... | 6 | 25 | |
1340439985 | 1340593791 | t3_vh6hl | t5_2to41 | 1,071 | allyallyally: TIFU by telling my co-worker she was fuckable..
Said co-worker came to work wearing a green and red dress. What I meant to say was that she looked very festive.. brain fail had me saying she looked fuckable.
Now everyone in the office thinks I'm a crude lesbian.
Drago6817: If you were a dude, you'd have... | 15 | 71.4 | |
1340457021 | 1340463657 | t3_vhchi | t5_2to41 | 21 | DontThrowAway2Hard: YIFU by taking a dump in my friend's garden at his 17th birthday party. His parents found the evidence and everyone that went knows about it.
englanddragons7: today you fucked up your TIFU post title
IDangleFreely: Yesterday?
englanddragons7: ohh maybe, i just looked at my keyboard and figured he ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1340439445 | 1340483524 | t3_vh698 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU: Poured HCl into a 4L jug of Na2S2O3
A few days ago (would've posted it then but I didn't think of it), we were doing a practical investigation in Chemistry class, to look at how changing the temperature of two reacting substances affects the rate of reaction.
There were two bottles of liquid Hydrochlo... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1340445285 | 1340476035 | t3_vh8b6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | EXSUPERVILLAIN: TIFU by having my GPS fly out of my car window.
I was driving this morning on a busy road when I had to make a right turn. I turned pretty quickly and somehow my GPS detached it's suction cup from my front windshield, flew across my dashboard, and right out my window.
I am also an Asian female...I wil... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1340487657 | 1340682983 | t3_vhy74 | t5_2to41 | 391 | coforce: TIFU while eating at a restaurant.
I was eating in a restaurant with a group of people enjoying a meal. I noticed that a very attractive waitress (who was not serving our table) kept making eye contact with me smiling. She eventually took a break and sat at a table behind me. I turned around to look at her an... | 10 | 39.1 | |
1340506127 | 1340593574 | t3_vicdl | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by not making a move.
Me and a girl i've had a crush on and off for about 3 years. She gets her friends to scram and it's just me and her at a table at the back of a pub (outside bit). Her hand in mine and im stroking it, candles are the only light source around (and are on the table). The conversation ... | 11 | 3.909091 | |
1340511261 | 1341253513 | t3_vig71 | t5_2to41 | 326 | goner78: TIFU at my girlfriend's parent's house
This weekend I took a trip to my girlfriend's house as a surprise since I haven't seen her in a couple of weeks. Today started off by me getting sick after breakfast, resulting in me throwing up all the food her mom had just spent cooking. Not the best start to a day.
... | 8 | 40.75 | |
1340513468 | 1340561188 | t3_vihuo | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU: on a bike
I live in a large city in New York. I don't have a car. Anyway I was riding my bike to work one day, I was running late, and I decided to go down a hill that was so steep that it was hard to walk on to make up time. A branch got caught in the spokes of my tire and I took a header at literally... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1340517189 | 1340528019 | t3_vikbq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: Said "Yes." to a date even thought I have a boyfriend.
This guy asked me out for ice cream after I get off work sometime, I feel weird saying no cause I have been friendly to this guy cause he comes in a lot and I was really tired (it was third shift). I dont know his last name or a way to contact him ... | 3 | 2 | |
1340530245 | 1340561064 | t3_viq0n | t5_2to41 | 237 | narwhal-bacon: TIFU: And sent my 5yo sister careering down a professional ski slope
Okay so, my family and I went on a weekend trip up the the mountains for snow related activities. Neither my sister nor I have ever seen snow before so understandably, we were excited. I was pulling her up this hill on a toboggan, and ... | 5 | 47.4 | |
1340547071 | 1340621002 | t3_viw2i | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling a bike and proceeding to lose the key.
I sold a bike to a friend before leaving the country, but I needed to get some food to make in the days before the flight, so I told him I would go to the store and back and give him the key. I lost the key in the small time frame from paying to going ba... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1340553993 | 1340742905 | t3_vj0ey | t5_2to41 | 16 | ebeltoft08: TIFU by hitting a parked car while riding a bike
I have a history of biking without a helmet, but my parents are strongly opposed to it. I wear one out of the house, then take it off 2 to 3 blocks away. (I know it's stupid and dangerous and not wroth the risk, but bear with me) Usually I take it off while ... | 4 | 4 | |
1340564360 | 1340574848 | t3_vj8e2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: dropped cover on hand, broke 4 bones
The title says it all, only been working here for 4 days as maintenance, had the cover opened on one of the machines, was bent over checking out the lower part and had my hand on the lip when I bumped it and the lid slammed down at 2.5 times the speed of sound. Got ... | 3 | 2 | |
1340568719 | 1340575295 | t3_vjbxb | t5_2to41 | 121 | julieannjohnsonabled: TIFU Request: TSA agent who forgot to plug in metal detector.
http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/unplugged_tsa_airhead_triggers_jfk_kKxMANCPErCWn6KLfDbbVI
Shanix: [And for those who don't want the mobile version](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/unplugged_tsa_airhead_triggers_jfk_kKx... | 3 | 40.333333 | |
1340569485 | 1340582002 | t3_vjcmp | t5_2to41 | 12 | nado6593: TIFU by breaking a 3yo backyard jungle gym swing set
Last night was one of my best friend's birthday parties. I'm in the backyard and a couple of my friends go out front to smoke and I stay behind with one other guy. After talking for a bit my eye catches a wooden jungle gym complete with 4 swings and a big s... | 3 | 4 | |
1340583062 | 1341339190 | t3_vjodj | t5_2to41 | 56 | throw_it_all_away_tw: TIFU: Made out with another girl at a bar. I have a girlfriend. I told her about it and not sure what to do next.
Not that I deserve any advice because I'm a piece of garbage...but what have others done in this situation?
julieannjohnsonabled: Don't blame the alcohol but if it played a role, take ... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1340584233 | 1340830750 | t3_vjpct | t5_2to41 | 1,115 | GravyMaster: TIFU and blew the largest load of man gravy upon my own face. (Slightly NSFW)
So first a little back story. I am a guy, as you can assume from the title. I had an extremely busy December last year and this resulted in me not committing the heinous crime of masturbating for a while. After about two weeks, I... | 17 | 65.588235 | |
1340582125 | 1340600960 | t3_vjnk7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU: and forgot my mom's birthday.
Yup. Well, technically yesterday I fucked up. Forgot my Mom's birthday. Didn't realize it until today. Owned.
RKO36: I'm sure she still loves you. Just apologize and wish her a happy birthday.
saseum: Get her: A card and some ... [flowers] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/co... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1340641669 | 1340646329 | t3_vkt87 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mrsmell: TIFU: Helped return a stranger's item at Walmart...didn't realize it could have been stolen.
A stranger asked if I could help him out and said he needed to return something. He didn't have a receipt so their policy is to take down someone's ID (I guess he didn't have his ID on him). I returned the item for him... | 3 | 1 | |
1340604565 | 1340644084 | t3_vk6u2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | rokimaru: TIFU: opened a bottle of wine in bachelor fashion, concussion and the need for stitches.
It wasn't even mine.
faenorflame: Dare I ask what "Bachelor Fashion" is for opening wine? I'm unmarried and use a corkscrew. >_<
rokimaru: Dug a screw in, pulled it out with pliers.
faenorflame: Ok, that is a hell ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1340637910 | 1340668853 | t3_vkpm0 | t5_2to41 | 101 | awesomeman91: TIFU. Flooded the apartment and my shirt is still dirty.
I only had one shirt to clean so I thought id just throw it in my tub in some hot water and clean it by hand. So I put the hot water on and threw the shirt in. Now its early in the morning so I'm really, really hungry. I decide to have a splendid br... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1340651915 | 1340726823 | t3_vl4cn | t5_2to41 | 351 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing my windpipe in the car door
When I was putting my son in his car seat my heel snapped off and I fell from the curb and landed on my car door. Luckily for me, my windpipe broke my fall. I now have a bruise that looks like someone was choking me over the weekend.
*"Hey t_hro_w! How w... | 7 | 50.142857 | |
1340661651 | 1340690515 | t3_vlfgr | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrBeanpod: TIFU and I take the cake
I called my wife fat.
jerrybob: Well what does she expect when each of her ass cheeks has its own zip code?
MrBeanpod: Well fair point. But the sofa is starting to hurt my back.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1340673525 | 1341210574 | t3_vlrs1 | t5_2to41 | 155 | drunkenporn: Tifu Drunken porn fest resulted in the bank calling my house and talking to my Dad.... Yup.
So I like wine... A lot. The other night I decided to drink about a bottle... Had a cigar and I was feeling great. In my eventual stupor I thought I'd find a little something to look at before I went to bed. The sh... | 8 | 19.375 |
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