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1341878742 | 1341891371 | t3_wasg6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | possible_dad: TIFU because I learned I could be the father after a one night stand
Basically I met this girl at a local bar. Hit it off pretty well and ended up having a one night stand with her. This was a Wednesday. In the heat of the moment, we had unprotected sex for approximately 45 secs-1minute before realizing ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1341865534 | 1341949228 | t3_wae9n | t5_2to41 | 146 | Thorian1990: TIFU: And fell practically naked into my back garden wherein my next door neighbors who were having a barbecue saw me spreadeagled naked.
So for some context, I hadn't been drinking at all. But I have some rabbits whom I keep in a pen outside in my back garden. As the night was drawing in I go out to shut ... | 9 | 16.222222 | |
1341889258 | 1341939703 | t3_wb36n | t5_2to41 | 8 | lolasian23: TIFU by having sex with a girl in my parents room and not throwing away the condom wrapper.
Whoops.
logboy: Why the fuck would you ever want to fuck in your parents bed?
That would totally gross me out.
vietdemocracy: Agree, your parents bone down in there bro. Nasty.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1341891282 | 1341959831 | t3_wb59w | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by playfully smacking my gf's butt just as stepdad(a cop) walked by.
So I was in her room, she was teaching me how to slow dance, it was all going well. She her phone dropped out of her pocket, so she turned around and bent over to pick it up, so I playfully smacked her in the rear end just as her step... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1341891850 | 1342034583 | t3_wb5ul | t5_2to41 | 111 | Scentless_Apprentice: TIFU by tripping and face planting into boobs at track practice
This is one of those things that, if you knew me, you'd say could "only happen to you." I'm serious when I say that if something goes wrong for me, it does so in the most outrageous ways.
So at my high school, we have summer track pr... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1341912658 | 1341933023 | t3_wbk2k | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly running over my dad's mechanic.
So my dad's truck started to spill water the other day and we weren't sure if it was the radiator or the water pump. So we contacted our mechanic. He's kind of an asshole and we even have a name for him "mentiras" (Spanish for "lies") because when he says he is ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1341926200 | 1342240087 | t3_wbqqu | t5_2to41 | 40 | b0nker: TIFU by giving load to another number
Here in the Philippines we are able to *pasaload* - send/transfer "credit" between people/phones. So I had bought P200 load last night and was going to *pasaload* that to my phone that I use basically just for internet/tethering use in my flat.
I thought that this phone ... | 4 | 10 | |
1341937116 | 1341968706 | t3_wc0n7 | t5_2to41 | 375 | ContentiousDelicious: TIFU by failing all my courses last semester
So I had the incredibly fortunate experience of studying abroad last semester in the beautiful country that is Australia. I spent my five months making lifelong friendships, traveling all over the country, and having the time of my life. While academics... | 17 | 22.058824 | |
1341955707 | 1342028393 | t3_wcl8u | t5_2to41 | 7 | MysteriousMorvs: TIFU: Got an innocent Asian girl fired after showing her Reddit
Ive recently got a new job (with very nice pay I might add) working for my college. The downside is I work in the assistant to the Dean's office and hes a real oldschool hardass. Yesterday, a new assistant (this would be the Asian girl) wa... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1341942691 | 1341976604 | t3_wc6j9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bethrs18: TIFU by leaving my key in the door
I went dropped my car off at the mechanic and safety pinned the house key to my running shorts. Ran home, picked up the mail and the new phone books on the stoop. Realized an hour later I didn't have the key in my shorts. Figured it was on the table. Went to pick up the car ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1341967377 | 1342019714 | t3_wcxdo | t5_2to41 | 233 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking on my boyfriend's dick
I have a bad gag reflex, but I wanted to try to deep throat. I succeeded but ended up throwing up with his cock still in my mouth anyway.
mamajamerson: [You're welcome.](http://www.amazon.com/Comfortably-Numb-Deep-Throat-Spray/dp/B001JIC0D2)
spicyboldbbq: I can't believ... | 9 | 25.888889 | |
1341834009 | 1341976127 | t3_w9lt9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Brace yourself for one hell of a story.
So I was walking to the store for milk and I returned home and I realized this isn't milk. It was lemon soda. I had such an epic brainfart I bought lemon soda instead of milk. And I couldn't return it because they saw me drinking it. It was worse than the time I ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1341974614 | 1342573325 | t3_wd4h4 | t5_2to41 | 114 | 1A916TXY203: TIFU by telling a girl about a boner I got when she was napping with her head on my lap
A good friend of mine decided it would be a good idea to nap on my lap on a long bus ride. I was fine with it but started to flip out on the inside when my penis decided to ruin the friendly moment. She hinted at knowin... | 8 | 14.25 | |
1341948094 | 1341981360 | t3_wcclr | t5_2to41 | 13 | ben876: TIFU and missed my first day on set
I am supposed to be working as director of photography (the guy who films everything) on an independent/student film, today was the first day of shooting and I thought we were starting tomorrow so instead of getting up at 5:30 am to get to the set on time I slept until noon a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1341962830 | 1342076071 | t3_wcssu | t5_2to41 | 3 | skeleton_kiss: TIFU by taking a sip of rum instead of coke
and then I spit it back into the cup and puked all over my BF. :(
m16a1: .....
THE FUCK.
A sip of rum made you fucking puke. What are you, 12?
I mean, shit, I shoot 151 for shits and giggles.
skeleton_kiss: It was this new 160 proof rum we were trying for ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1341978934 | 1342019244 | t3_wd8xt | t5_2to41 | 210 | StuddedMohawk: TIFU I headbutted my ex girlfriend in my sleep last night.
Last night I was sleeping with my ex girlfriend (We are still friends). I had a dream about my best friend, [Dingo](http://www.reddit.com/user/dingosuavez) driving my truck drunk & not pulling over to let me drive no matter how many times I p... | 11 | 19.090909 | |
1341963513 | 1342684216 | t3_wctj7 | t5_2to41 | 30 | 1masterblaster: TIFU and really offended my friend who has a disabled child
She said to me, "I can't believe L is in size 4 diapers already, she is getting so big!" I responded with, "I know! Soon she'll be in Depends!"
I don't think she'll ever talk to me again.
Metal_Lyrics: That's not so bad. What was your friend's... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1341988438 | 1342041733 | t3_wdgot | t5_2to41 | 171 | schnufflekins: TIFU by accidentally exposing my penis to my mates girlfriend
I'm on holiday with my mate sharing a room, and he says he is missing his girlfriend so I let him borrow my laptop to skype her while I shower.
We have this joke that he calls me chubby (I am sort of but still faster on a road bike so its coo... | 7 | 24.428571 | |
1342026296 | 1342075054 | t3_we5jb | t5_2to41 | 280 | thhr0wawaa: TIFU: A young mans journey to find sex
-names have been changed
-this is a throw away
So I think it all started because I'm 19 and still a Virgin, these days some would call me a late bloomer, you know? I'm really shy, maybe you could attribute it to mommy issues, but i'll not delve into that.
Anyway, I d... | 8 | 35 | |
1342051578 | 1342148482 | t3_wewvl | t5_2to41 | 9 | idalulz: TIFU by sticking the wrong key in a strangers car.
I was supposed to drive a strangers car just a couple of hundred meters up a road just to get it from the local bar to his house. I'm used to car keys just being a block of plastic(2011 Mercedes). On the key it was a plastic piece and a key. Because it was an ... | 3 | 3 | |
1342064063 | 1342222834 | t3_wf91p | t5_2to41 | 970 | [deleted]: Tifu by scaring the shit out of a little kid
Today a few friends and I drove down to our local Walmart. As we were walking through the store, my friend was about to shit himself, so we cut through the baby/toddler section of the store to get to the bathrooms. I noticed that in the case type thing where they ... | 15 | 64.666667 | |
1342068664 | 1342270387 | t3_wfdc9 | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sexy times at my girlfriend's parent's house
So me and my gf are sitting in her parents massive house on their basement that they have finished, tv, couch, etc. When all of a sudden, my gf gets really really horney. She unzips me and I start feeling her up when her dad opens the door through t... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1342070251 | 1342080141 | t3_wfep1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | warboy: TIFU- Found out the girl I was planning to ask out for the past two months has had a boyfriend for the last two weeks.
Jump back awhile. I have been highly interested in dating this woman for the past 4 or 5 months. She's smart, funny, has very similar values to me, and also shares a large amount of the same id... | 8 | 3 | |
1342074313 | 1342150767 | t3_wfho2 | t5_2to41 | 35 | elperu27: TIFU By Clogging 2nd floor toilet and shit leaking through light fixture in the kitchen
First off, it was an older relatives house which I did not know very well. I was relaxing browsing reddit on my phone, all done, wipe, and flush. The toilet apparently could not handle the amount of paper on it due to it b... | 5 | 7 | |
1342072977 | 1342189367 | t3_wfgqn | t5_2to41 | 14 | RealSmooth-like: TIFU and went inside the wrong person's car.
As I was leaving Barnes and Nobles, with my father's gift --1984 -- in hand I was zoning out like crazy. I tend to zone out all of the time. It is sort of a little defect of mine that tends to get me in trouble and alienate others. Well, as I was lost dee... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1342117347 | 1342192474 | t3_wgd3c | t5_2to41 | 153 | Peregrine21591: TIFU by blowing out my passenger side wheel and then crying in the car for an hour waiting to be rescued
I have a 30 minute drive from work to my house - when I set out from work today I felt like the car was a little off, and the ride felt very bumpy. I've never had a flat before, so when I heard the c... | 12 | 12.75 | |
1342122468 | 1342206748 | t3_wgj0u | t5_2to41 | 50 | OrionJr: TIFU - Broke my toe by walking it out...
I was walking in my kitchen, and I stubbed my toe on an island, it hurt like hell and I decided to walk it out, what do you know... I ended up stubbing it into a chair really hard, and broke it..
hourouheki: You mean walking it **OFF**. If you were walking it out, you ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1342133133 | 1342219456 | t3_wguce | t5_2to41 | 85 | mcartz33: TIFU: It is 8:30am and the last 6 hours have gone to waste because I was spelling 'mattress' wrong.
I'm trying to make a short film in source filmmaker and it *requires* me to have bunk beds with mattresses (when i'm done, you'll know why). In the level editor i found a bed but it was just the frame, I then s... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1342153663 | 1342199520 | t3_whef7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | olithraz: TIFU Disk died in RAID array, forgot the array structure and moved one of the other drives to another slot. raid level: extinct
I have two servers. In the past they were set up as all 5 disks in a raid5. A few months ago, I redid one of them to be 3 disks in raid5 and 2 hotspares.
I forgot that I did not re... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1342155772 | 1342230537 | t3_whg7s | t5_2to41 | 495 | meowcat789: TIFU by spending 30 minutes flattening grass while the mower's blade was turned off.
Yes, I am a woman. I was trying to help out, but I shall now stick to making sandwiches.
meshugga: If you think, mishandling machinery is limited to the female population, you are grossly mistaken.
I'm a male with lots of... | 15 | 33 | |
1342185249 | 1343286105 | t3_whwte | t5_2to41 | 65 | marissaroni: TIFU when I didn't take my cat to the vet right away...
I feel fucking awful about it. Yesterday, he was experiencing signs of a urinary blockage (not peeing, squatting in weird places) and I said "let's see how he is tomorrow..." when I should've said "go get the cat carrier, and let's go to the vet." So ... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1342194806 | 1342322496 | t3_wi551 | t5_2to41 | 543 | [deleted]: TIFU by Telling my girlfriend I found a pornstar that looked exactly like her sister.
I don't know about everyone else, but I like to be notified of any doppelgängers. Apparently, my gf does not. Apparently, she's had a secret fear of all of her past boyfriends, and me falling in love with her sister, and th... | 25 | 21.72 | |
1342156248 | 1342301770 | t3_whgms | t5_2to41 | 36 | Dr_VanBuren: TIFU by letting the girl of my dreams walk away
I dated a girl a few years back I really liked. Things didn't work, no hard feelings. A few months ago, we reconnected, started talking. In the few years since we dated, I never got over her. She confessed to me that she never stopped loving me. We said I lov... | 9 | 4 | |
1342211107 | 1342220144 | t3_wimbx | t5_2to41 | 35 | Gibbs-Duhem: TIFU by adding DNA ladder directly to my PCR product.
I was trying to isolate a PCR product for my boss. I was going to run my PCR mixture through an agarose gel in a well parallel to one filled with a 100 base-pair DNA ladder, so I would be able to identify the correct DNA fragment I needed to cut out bas... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1342075059 | 1342242455 | t3_wfi75 | t5_2to41 | 2 | bunnysuitman: TIFU by making a conference talk way to long
I am giving a conference talk on my professional field on Sunday. I have been working on the presentaiton and the content for months. Up until today/tonight though I had been doing it in sections, refining individual pieces, getting the images right for the s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342238605 | 1342521130 | t3_wjaqn | t5_2to41 | 63 | elretardo96: TIFU by holding a dry ice bomb in my hand for too long
I was making dry ice bombs in my backyard and everything was running smooth... then I got the bright idea to tape four of them together.
Three blew up perfectly but the fourth one just fell on its side and started leaking. I went over, picked it up, s... | 12 | 5.25 | |
1342246161 | 1342258899 | t3_wjg6y | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: I'm 14 and I got pulled over by the cops.
TheRedditSurvivalist: A 14 year old on reddit? GTFO --->
Erikster: Gee, he acts more mature than you.
purplejasmine: .Thank you for sticking up for us midgets... 14 y/o girl here, and as my account history will prove I am also more mature than TheRedditSurvivalis... | 5 | 3 | |
1342242163 | 1342462786 | t3_wjdgx | t5_2to41 | 70 | Lookatme7: TIFU by sharing with my boyfriend's parents that picking up their son's crusty and smelly socks is not fun. When I said crusty everyone starred at me. I meant crusty as in he sweats in them all day and leaves them all balled up after he takes them off every night. Whoops.
I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH: The term is ... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1342271417 | 1342318311 | t3_wjqhi | t5_2to41 | 188 | JesusofTorn: TIFU: Got stupidly drunk and threw up while taking a dump.
This didn't happen today, it happened Thursday night but I've only just got what happened straight in my head. So I'm not a very big drinker any more due to poverty and my friend came round with a big bottle of vodka and a bag of weed which we cons... | 7 | 26.857143 | |
1342256039 | 1342316571 | t3_wjl5e | t5_2to41 | 11 | FlamingStealthBanana: TIFU at the bar.
So i was at the bar tonight (with an attractive female no less) and I had a rough time. Despite a severe lack of drunkenness (was on my second beer) I got that not so good feeling in my stomach. Upon rushing into the bathroom I immediately started projectile vomiting.. All over th... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1342243002 | 1342640655 | t3_wje27 | t5_2to41 | 52 | moneymine909: TIFU by knocking down every book shelf in my local library
So today i was looking at books in the library and then i felt a tap on my back, so i turned around and i hit a book shelf and it fell and hit many others (no one was hurt dont worry) and that turned into a giant downfall of book shelfs. And i for... | 4 | 13 | |
1342310005 | 1342362073 | t3_wkjoa | t5_2to41 | 177 | AdventureClub450: TIFUpdate.... and invited some people I just met to my parent's house while they were out of town and one of them stole my dad's Benz while I was passed out.
So fuckface went to jail. After talking with the investigator I found that have the car reported stolen in fact does not warrant a "Salvaged" Ti... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1342312879 | 1342370274 | t3_wklw7 | t5_2to41 | 485 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally flashing my older sisters and their high school friends
Soo here's what happened, today I had a lacrosse game which we won 12-0 if anyone wanted to know, my whole family was there (I'm adopted so I ment my foster family) and there was a barbeque after the game that we were gonna stay f... | 13 | 37.307692 | |
1342299850 | 1343694185 | t3_wkbe5 | t5_2to41 | 52 | kisorp: TIFU by flushing my retainer down the toilet
I have been sick the past couple days with flu-like symptoms and had no issues with vomiting until this fateful morning. I am suddenly awoken by an onslaught of chills so I decide to take an ibuprofen and drink some water, a good idea or so I thought. The water did... | 4 | 13 | |
1342311438 | 1342380665 | t3_wkktv | t5_2to41 | 65 | bmward105: TIFU and broke "safety and sanitation protocol."
I was training at my food service job to go into management. Last night I closed and forgot to put "day dots" on the cold leftovers. Day dots are little pink stickers tht we put on pans to indicate thy are not to be mixed with fresh product. It would have take... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1342320050 | 1342742673 | t3_wkrin | t5_2to41 | 37 | dirtbro3: TIFU: Jacking off when i thought i was home alone
So i was sitting on the couch home alone (well at least i thought) when i was just about to cum my sister walks in and vomits allover the couch and i ended up having to clean all of it up
BR3N: How old is your sister? What has she said since? Do your parents ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1342331356 | 1342553185 | t3_wl04v | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was safe to dress nice and go to a party... then pooping my pants.
(X-POST from askreddit)
Some backstory... About two months ago, I hit this weird depression stage. Everything made me sad. But, fortunately my boyfriend and my sister were able to help me get through it. So tonight, I wa... | 3 | 10 | |
1342324236 | 1342722949 | t3_wkuu5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to a coworker.
I work in sales. Another coworker and I were working on a deal for a mutual client. I was supposed to call her back today. And it totally slipped my mind. My co worker asked me about it a couple of times, so I really had no excuse not to do it other than my own air headedness. He... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1342339797 | 1342352758 | t3_wl4qi | t5_2to41 | 11 | ameliajean: TIFU by getting locked out of my rural house, running a quarter mile to the neighbors and potentially getting kidnapped because I couldn't handle the dark.
Today, I got dropped off at my house around twelve o'clock. The person dropping me off saw my older sister's car and assumed she was home. I got to the ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1342366408 | 1342478934 | t3_wlg4o | t5_2to41 | 387 | star_gazer13: TIFU by forgetting to delete naked pictures of myself after borrowing my mothers camera...
She just brought it up, felt my face going the same colour as a beetroot. I don't even know how.. I swear I used my own memory card when my camera was broken. WHY OH WHY.
DiscoDonkey: Why were you taking naked pictu... | 14 | 27.642857 | |
1342377792 | 1342603563 | t3_wlp8c | t5_2to41 | 5 | brud7: TIFU: using a handicap toilet
Well this is the shittiest of luck. (excuse my crappy pun) I was using the handicap stall, and when I finished my business a man in a wheelchair was sitting there waiting for me to finish. Needless to say I felt like a dick.
MandatorilyMatutinal: And? They aren't there purely for ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1342376981 | 1342446805 | t3_wloip | t5_2to41 | 419 | [deleted]: TIFU - I fucked up ROYALLY.
So I love hot wings, my entire family does. We had my parents over. My mother had gall bladder surgery 5 years ago, but her stomach is still not where it is supposed to be, so I decided to make her some really mild ones. Everyone else likes them extremely hot, as hot as you can g... | 5 | 83.8 | |
1342389003 | 1342426767 | t3_wlzbg | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU I left without saying goodbye. I won't be seeing this girl in a year. Fuck.
Cried on the plane. I hate my life.
This actually happened yesterday, I only found out about this subreddit today.
Chainmail_Danno: I come to this subreddit to read a story and be entertained, not read three sentences.
Sucks ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1342384106 | 1342411313 | t3_wluwy | t5_2to41 | 147 | lookofwords: TIFU by creeping on a stranger on FB
So BACK STORY: I work at a certain establishment and we had this co worker and she didn't last very long. After she was gone we realized that she really creeped all of us out and we called her "lampshade" because we felt like she stared at us like she wanted to rip off ... | 3 | 49 | |
1342414595 | 1343615856 | t3_wmnf4 | t5_2to41 | 4,599 | DamnitBilly: TIFU and had sloppy drunk sex with my best friend's little sister
-A little back-story before I begin-
My friend (Josh) and I have been best friends since Middle School. Ever since then, his family has become my secondary family entitling his sister as my sister also. We're both 20 and she (Janice) is 18.... | 13 | 353.769231 | |
1342414471 | 1342416340 | t3_wmnb3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU I made a passive aggressive status on my fb that hurt my ex who I still care about.
We broke up because of distance so of course we still care about each other.
Feeling shitty and drunk I posted a status describing all "the plenty of good looking women here tonight."
Of course she saw and posted it ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342445128 | 1342472054 | t3_wn4oc | t5_2to41 | 22 | izmeister: Tifu I peed in my roommates bed
I've been sleeping with a guy who is subleasing for the summer which is already bad, but to make it worse I woke up this morning in his bed and realized I drunkenly pissed myself. And now I don't know what to do. I'm still hammered. He left for work already and I'm just trying... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1342446161 | 1342523392 | t3_wn5e3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Bert_Ljung: TIFU because nyan cat bricked my netbook
I finally got a netbook, played around with it for a while, installed linux, started customizing it and then a great idea occurred me: Why not replacing the fugly BIOS splash with a picture of nyan cat? So I researched a bit, modified the official BIOS update accordi... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1342456812 | 1342541176 | t3_wnf4r | t5_2to41 | 84 | tool-user: TIFU by figuring out that a Google Adwords account I set up over a year ago had been charging me $3/day since then.
Ok. I was helping a friend by building her a website. She was going to pay me 15% of the sales (she makes and sells her jewelry). Well, one day I decide to try Google Adwords. I set up an a... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1342474743 | 1342514218 | t3_wnz4l | t5_2to41 | 598 | sotheniwaslike_wut: YIFU: Yesterday some friends and I threw a surprise party for a friend. When we yelled surprise, she got so scared she fainted and broke her jaw and ended up in the hospital.
It was recommended that I post this in /r/tifu as well (originally posted in /r/AskReddit).
When she approached the house, ... | 15 | 39.866667 | |
1342503771 | 1342552473 | t3_woscd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Timmain: TIFU by dislocating my girlfriend's jaw. Accidentally. ಠ_ಠ
Bad Timmain... bad.
Ssutuanjoe: Man oh man, you guys play rough ;)
You better get back to Willy Wonka's factory...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
cuz you're a jawbreaker.
paindancer: Have you seen my GoneWild posts? Because that's the TAME stuff we ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1342512483 | 1342512862 | t3_woxv8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | HolyBallsPleaseHelp: TIFU: I was charged with a MIC ( Minor in Consumption of Alcohol) as a 17 year old. Can I take care of the ticket without my parents finding out?
[deleted]: No, you're going to get a bunch of stuff in the mail and they will notify your parents and your school.
HolyBallsPleaseHelp: Alright, well wi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342540365 | 1342544738 | t3_wpfbd | t5_2to41 | 123 | Bearhat54: TIFU: Passed out at club, ended up shitting self, blamed in on some random dude.
Okay so a bit of back story: One of my good friends makes dubstep, and he lined up a show at a popular club downtown. I was DD so not a drop of alcohol touched these lips (or drugs for that matter).
So driving there I felt com... | 15 | 8.2 | |
1342547876 | 1342634486 | t3_wpnft | t5_2to41 | 425 | [deleted]: TIFU: I fainted during surgery. It could have been worse, at least I didn't take the patient with me.
phippsy: This never happened. No way a surgeon lets some
Kid with a summer job actually get involved on a surgical procedure. They have PAs and nurses for that.
binkpits: Sucks to get downvoted for t... | 5 | 85 | |
1342551401 | 1342634556 | t3_wprfg | t5_2to41 | 31 | goldbluntz: TIFU by not knowing how office communicator headset phone calls work...
I'd been following up with this girls ticket for like a week and a half. She was really flirty, so I checked out her personnel photo, she's kinda cute..
Today her file is in my bin, and I'm thinking I need to just call her and finish ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1342563651 | 1342567753 | t3_wq592 | t5_2to41 | 27 | shoguntom: TIFU by sending a sensitive document to a random printer in my building
I'm signing up to get my loan to auto-debit from my bank account, so I don't have to worry every month. So I fill it out and hit print. Weeeeelp as it would turn out, the selected printer didn't match the usual one and I have no idea whe... | 3 | 9 | |
1342572088 | 1342683050 | t3_wqdvm | t5_2to41 | 50 | Locala: TIFU: I sprayed my face with air freshener
Today after eating breakfast in my room, I decided to spray some air freshener around to clear the food smell. Due to my sleepy stupor, I picked up the bottle, aimed what I thought was the nozzle in the general area of the room, and sprayed.
Then out of no where BAM ... | 9 | 5.555556 | |
1342234203 | 1342663517 | t3_wj74n | t5_2to41 | 2 | swordsx48: TIFU by TRYING to surprise my girlfriend..
TIFU by trying to surprise bus to my girlfriends house at 9 (goal to get there at 10:30). i dont have data on my phone because my parents dont think i need it and so i had to screenshot the directions on wifi. i took the first bus and while getting off, checked the ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342577200 | 1342765802 | t3_wqj11 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: by watching the second human centipede
phyzishy: What, no spoiler?
brand90: everyone eats shit then dies.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342588751 | 1342689514 | t3_wqu3d | t5_2to41 | 163 | Michi_THE_Awesome: TIFU at the beach(no poop was involved in the FU)
I went to ship wreck beach (near noheji and watsu in Northern Japan) with some people I didn't know to well and my mother. She was visiting and wanted to go. We drive there after a while, park, and walk this rather long road to the beach. We're t... | 7 | 23.285714 | |
1342593337 | 1342616160 | t3_wqxlr | t5_2to41 | 4 | leavenger: Took a picture with flash still on.
AllisGreat: Hahaha this is actually pretty funny. Lucky for you OP, this will be something you look back and laugh at your own stupidity, it won't have any long term consequences that you need to fix
leavenger: Thanks!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1342644856 | 1342722120 | t3_ws3a0 | t5_2to41 | 610 | balance13: TIFU by headbutting my girlfriend during sex
While having sex with my girlfriend, I was on top, I was pulling out to finish and my girlfriend was coming towards me to kiss me. My one hand slipped and my head fell forward, resulting in my forhead smashing into her nose... so much blood everywhere... and a bro... | 15 | 40.666667 | |
1342650399 | 1342882869 | t3_ws9d5 | t5_2to41 | 48 | misterraider: TIFU while masturbating by coughing just before I was about to cum, triggering it earlier than I expected and getting cum absolutely everywhere.
I felt like I had to share this with somebody.
Kmodek: Damn, I wish I could cough and come early.
pencil_turd: is your girlfriend that ugly?
Kmodek: No, I'm fema... | 8 | 6 | |
1342652957 | 1342785716 | t3_wsc16 | t5_2to41 | 81 | tolu125: TIFU: I think I definitely killed Bambi
I was driving with my mom and lil brothers in the car and I see a deer(mamma) crossing so I slow down. Being awestruck I looked to see where the deer was going and increased my speed so my lil brothers can catch a glimpse of the deer. Not a split second later I hear a TH... | 8 | 10.125 | |
1342707551 | 1343225508 | t3_wskpc | t5_2to41 | 5 | rugbynstuff: yeah that kinda stood out for me too, well op wtf?
disposablechild: that's what they're called.
rugbynstuff: cl, query solved
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1342697728 | 1342750201 | t3_wt9i4 | t5_2to41 | 337 | Xemeriba: TIFU by hitting my soon-to-be father-in-law with his car, then found out he knew about the previous condoms-in-lap event.
Alrighty, a few months ago I posted a TIFU about [how my girlfriend at the time's mom opened my glove box and got a bunch of used condoms in her lap](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/... | 7 | 48.142857 | |
1342714036 | 1342722574 | t3_wtm8g | t5_2to41 | 18 | birdsandbows: tifu by letting my roomate bring a guy back to our dorm...she proceeded to lose her virginity while i was in the room
i allowed my friend to bring a guy back to our dorm room in return for the promise i would get the room with my boyfreind the next night. i had to pretend to sleep as i heard her having s... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1342725729 | 1342842698 | t3_wtz1m | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving a garbage can
There is a blood donation van outside my work today, so I donated. I always feel lightheaded after donating, but I ate a big healthy breakfast, drank lots of water yesterday, lots of juice and water after donating. I thought I was pretty ok. My coworker asked me to sit at an info... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1342731434 | 1342842615 | t3_wu5hc | t5_2to41 | 94 | purplejasmine: TIFU: Left house. Forgot bra. It was Sports Day.
I don't even know how it happened. It might have been because I'm used to changing from my school uniform to PE kit at school, where I'll obviously be already in a bra... I was also really tired getting dressed.
Left house, got to the end of my road. I re... | 8 | 11.75 | |
1342740691 | 1342893455 | t3_wuf4m | t5_2to41 | 32 | cokeonarope: TDFU I was watching porn and accidentally unplugged headphones while 'watching' it
zman44wyman: I don't think you guys understand...He was being SARCASTIC...
randomguy65: No shit Sherlock
zman44wyman: But the other comments...
randomguy65: You need to have to have the power to detect Internet sarcasm, my... | 8 | 4 | |
1342739362 | 1343777468 | t3_wudqr | t5_2to41 | 61 | AllisGreat: TIFU and missed my flight and am now stuck at the airport
So I've been flying long distance. Just got off an 11 hour flight 4 hours ago and I hadn't slept in a day almost. I got through customs and checked in my luggage for my domestic flight all without any trouble. After going through security check again... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1342750326 | 1342998335 | t3_wuogb | t5_2to41 | 451 | MjrJWPowell: tifu: Told a female friend that she should post to r/gonewild with my girlfriend, who I want to marry, right next to me.
We were telling a mom about how she should check her kids internet, and reddit came up. I described r/gonewild to her and my brain mouth filter failed. I meant it as a joke. But my gf ha... | 10 | 45.1 | |
1342739744 | 1342910410 | t3_wue6l | t5_2to41 | 2 | briunj04: TIFU when my sister caught me using her tweezers to pluck my nose hair
For the past couple of months, I've developed a really weird habit of constantly picking my nose and chin hairs. It's sort of addicting because whenever I feel a hair in my nose, I can spend all day trying to get it out and when I finally ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342762163 | 1342765823 | t3_wuyx4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | voxpupil: TIFU: I was born.
[deleted]: You uhh... You gonna explain that one?
Did you exterminate an entire population? Cause the end of the world? Suck the Earth through a massive black hole?
DVentresca: No, i think he started writing a sequel to 50 shades of grey.
[deleted]: I don't get it...
Though that, book is ... | 14 | 1.928571 | |
1342763122 | 1342993134 | t3_wuzmt | t5_2to41 | 56 | lilbro209: TIFU: My Father was denied a loan on the house he worked his whole life for because of me.
I cannot put into words how sad and upset I am that I did this to my father. I love him more then anything and he has worked his whole life to get where he is today only to have his druggy S.O.B oldest son totally sc... | 4 | 14 | |
1342763717 | 1342814835 | t3_wv01p | t5_2to41 | 38 | tlf9888: TIFD and tripped over the cat while walking to the toilet.
TIFD and tripped over the cat while walking to the toilet. I fell and ended up hitting my chin on the toilet while stepping on the cat.
Damn cat.
abelcc: I don't care about you, is the cat fine?
PaddyIreland: Fuck the cat. What about the toilet?
tlf... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1342754304 | 1342825989 | t3_wusa5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shane75776: TIFU: Made a girl feel bad meaning it as a joke, I sent her a text right after letting her know that it was a joke. I sent it to the wrong person.
A friend in a far off city was going to price check something for me in her store and tell me the next day, she told me she would tell give me the price the next... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1342785452 | 1343028232 | t3_wvbdi | t5_2to41 | 841 | CasioKnight: tifu and accidentally hugged my drug dealer.
I don't understand why people don't shake hands properly. I get nervous when I see new hand configurations presented and I have to figure out how to shake it while being cool. This handshake was accompanied by a lean-in, so I accidentally hugged him. In my ca... | 10 | 84.1 | |
1342781737 | 1342898755 | t3_wv9l3 | t5_2to41 | 54 | stonedoubt: TIFU by singing "17 girls in a row" while I was making coffee
For some reason I woke up with the song "17 girls in a row" by Steel Panther in my head. I went downstairs to make some coffee and must have been singing it. I went outside for a smoke and came back in to my six year year old daughter sitting at ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1342778782 | 1343250924 | t3_wv8b2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | calbalcrf80: TIFU by first eating petrol, arriving late at basketball and shitting myself.
Well today i had a shit day, but first I ate petrol. This happened because my motor bike had no fuel in it, but our boat (which we only use in summer) had a shit tonne of fuel so it thought it would be a 'smart' idea to suck some... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1342796642 | 1342905489 | t3_wvjlt | t5_2to41 | 37 | Hoelt: TIFU: Left my art supplies on top of the car and drove to class, lost everything without even realizing it.
So I just bought a big-ass drawing board (heavy flat wood board you clip/tape paper to) and some charcoal for my figure drawing class, so that I'd get the most out of it. I also decided I was going to get... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1342806299 | 1343091546 | t3_wvtmv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: got pneumonia and will most likely be fired for it
Just got out of the hospital where I was diagnosed with pneumonia for the third time this year. When I called my boss she sounded pissed and requested a doctors note because she thinks I've been faking it when really I'm just super prone to getting it.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1342798855 | 1342824524 | t3_wvlud | t5_2to41 | 38 | trdef: TIFU by throwing up... a lot
So, I decided to go out with a friend. He had been invited out by an old friend of his and asked me to go with him as he only knew one person there. So we got a 30 minute train, and walked for a bit until we found this park where everyone was. Everyone was pretty cool and we started ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1342817802 | 1342821586 | t3_ww5nr | t5_2to41 | 6 | nice_to_meet_you_too: TIFU: I screamed at my dad for seemingly no reason and I think I hurt his feelings...
I'm a 21f and I want to start off with saying that my week has just been so goddamn shitty--for both little and big reasons. And when I say my week, I mean every single day something has just gone wrong. Sunday, ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1342816740 | 1343055034 | t3_ww4nz | t5_2to41 | 72 | theRoost3r: TIFU I caused my theater to refund over $2,500 in tickets and give away $3,500 in concessions
Our theater uses digital projectors. For the projector to play the film, the film has to be copied or downloaded onto the harddrive for that specific projector. We have a main server that stores up to 100 movies. ... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1342842312 | 1342846537 | t3_wwqwd | t5_2to41 | 47 | wyle37: TIFU by rubbing Clorox in my eyes and having to go to the doctor.
My mom told me she got me a new back washer for the shower with a long handle so I could wash my shoulders. I went in to take a shower and mistaken it with the toilet brush which my mother had just use to clean the bathroom. I was taking my showe... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1342859367 | 1342904141 | t3_wx1gp | t5_2to41 | 260 | name_with_a_y: LastNightIFU by accidentally switching my mom's eye drops with her nail glue, causing her to glue toilet paper to her eye lids and lose half her eyelashes.
I was working on something and needed glue. I grabbed my mom's nail glue off her bathroom counter. When I was finished, I put it back. The next morni... | 9 | 28.888889 | |
1342877182 | 1342902347 | t3_wx7y0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | tahlspin: Tifu and left my life in a cab
Left my purse with my cell phone, my work cell phone, license, credit card, debit card, monthly train ticket all in a cab last night .... Fuckkkkk
Edit: purse has been found... I actually left it on a booze cruise not a cab.
[deleted]: Great story! A+, would read again.
witte... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1342892034 | 1342991049 | t3_wxhu3 | t5_2to41 | 509 | strongbadiophage: TIFU: Dropped my sunglasses in the ocean, jumped in to save them. May my phone rest in peace.
I was fishing at a dock, hanging my legs over the edge so my feet were in the water. I was fiddling with my sunglasses, no real reason, when they slip and fall in the water. At first I watch them become le... | 9 | 56.555556 | |
1342909311 | 1342937811 | t3_wxw7w | t5_2to41 | 79 | mark10579: TIFU by reading the short story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk
Oh God, it was as bad as everyone said it was and worse. I'd link to it, but I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.
topher25: I saw the title and was curious so I read this story. I'm unsure to regret it or to admire that this actually happened or someone ... | 8 | 9.875 |
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