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1379965143 | 1380054367 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | RikM: TIFU by not being in debt.
So I intend to study a masters degree this year for which I need to get a bank loan to fund it. I applied for the loan which is specifically designed for those wishing to study a masters. I have now been told I was rejected from getting the loan because my credit rating is too low. I th... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1379976674 | 1380043036 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my Kindle Fire
So this all started a week ago when I brought my Kindle to school. i read it before class started getting ready and all. When class started i set the Kindle on my desk and did my work. When class ended i left the KINDLE ON MY DESK AND WENT TO LUNCH. I LEFT IT THERE. i only notic... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1379985984 | 1379989007 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting something to my main facebook wall instead of my friend group.
Fuck, I'm still shaking. This actually happened today, approximately thirty minutes ago. My friends and I are trading interesting links back and forth, and I find a link about the average height of women throughout the women being... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1379984587 | 1379988878 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | I_soiled_it: TIFU, I soiled it. Literally.
Throw away because, you know...I shit myself. It literally happen around...13 mins ago(minus the typing). I wanted to take a picture of my brown stained jeans. But I realized I'm in public and the stench is invigorating...except in a negative way. Anyways I was walking to the ... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1379984552 | 1380024404 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | WhiteNoiseSupremacy: TIFU and wet the bed. On my wedding night.
So, this didn't happen yesterday but in July. Me and my lady have been together for 7 years today (but got married in July 20th), so I thought it'd be good time to share this story.
The night before the wedding me and my bestman went to our local small pu... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1379990318 | 1380131662 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | sublym0nal: TIFU by fixing my friend's iPhone
So the other day, my friend had updated his iPhone 4 to iOS 7. Part of his password had letters in a keyboard different than that of the default, and for some reason the update did not carry those settings over, which effectively locked him out of his phone. Earlier today, ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1380000145 | 1380169746 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a (female) friend some pictures on my phone
Some of you may have already had an idea based on the title. I should probably be using a throw away for this but fuck it. On to the story:
Lunch period arrived, sitting in the hallway done with my food. My friend (who is part of the species known... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1380003241 | 1381438017 | null | t5_2to41 | 170 | johnknoefler: TIFU by going to the wrong job site and working (for months)
My subcontractor asked me to join a crew in Charleston South Carolina at a shipyard. I was a bit vague on the name of the shipyard and I suppose they thought I would meet up at the motel and then go with the whole group to the yard. I got there ... | 4 | 42.5 | |
1380026871 | 1380108037 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,329 | Testudine94: TIFU by accidentally sending a guy a picture of my new aquarium.
I got an awesome new 150 gallon tank and decided I wanted to show it off to one of my Facebook acquaintances, James. We occasionally chat about snakes and turtles, so I figured he'd be interested in my new aquarium.
After I got out of the s... | 12 | 110.75 | |
1380010726 | 1380057997 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | thereverendjoseph: TIFU by lending my debate coach my laptop
So this actually happened a few years ago while I was in high school, and it's gotten to be a pretty popular story passed on with my debate team.
At the time, I went to a catholic, all-boy school where many of the teachers were priests or monks. I was also t... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1380032013 | 1380069679 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | SSPPAAMM: TIFU by scaring my son
Actually it did not happen today but some days ago. i was in the basement in our "entertainment room". We have a TV, Stereo and some consoles there. I showed my 7 year old son my old music collection. I started with some 90s techno and he liked it. I then asked him: "Did you know that m... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1379994324 | 1380522512 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | MrZanderson: Tifu by cleaning a door
So as part of my job at a restaurant, I have to clean the large glass doors at the entrance of the place. They get REALLY nasty from all of the hands that push on the glass to open it, so they have to be sprayed down from time to time. Pretty gross.
Anyways, it's time to clean the... | 3 | 5 | |
1380057208 | 1380085923 | null | t5_2to41 | 174 | Dollah_Dollah_Bill: TIFU by washing my face with Summers Eve.
This morning I was getting dressed for work. Took a shower, brushed my teeth. I started to wash my face when I notice my girlfriend left a bottle of what looks like face wash. I pick up the bottle, look at the directions: *For external use only. Wet area and... | 5 | 34.8 | |
1380054023 | 1380078804 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | xromancex: TIFU: by trusting a free computer from a "friend"
So, as it goes I needed a new laptop. The one I was using was very old and beaten to hell. I'm talking this thing had been dropped numerous times, charger fell apart along with the battery being a dud and the screen going out. All after getting those fixed I ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1380064782 | 1380127451 | null | t5_2to41 | 226 | Garrettmightbedead: TIFU by playing Zelda in front of my girlfreind.
This actually happened last summer so I guess Im a rule breaker.So I have been dating this girl for around for months and, I honestly thought tonight would be my first time having sex with her. So we are in this upstairs room that has a Wii and some g... | 4 | 56.5 | |
1380070537 | 1380080503 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by going for an ATV ride by myself
I'll start by saying that I'm in high school, and am just old enough to legally ride the quads that I've been riding for a few years already. So today I was out riding my quad by myself through a field by my house. It was ideal weather, nice and warm and sunny, and I w... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1380077236 | 1380087720 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | jennyfc92: TIFU when I accidentally used a turn of phrase in bad taste
My roommate, who over the summer broke up with her boyfriend of almost 3 years, came back in tears talking about suicide. I got texts from my friends saying that they were worried about her and said she had told them things like *"everyone would be ... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1380084760 | 1380125384 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,359 | vikingnurse: TIFU a lot of times by teaching my parrot how to speak
So, I have had this amazing African Grey for the last 8 years. He has a vocabulary of over 150 words, and is capable of forming random sentences and shit.
Anyway, here are a few fuckups following his ability to speak, and both my hobby of teaching him... | 7 | 194.142857 | |
1380076729 | 1380145512 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by leaving naked pictures on my phone
So I frequently send the guy I'm seeing naked/other sexual pictures. I took a few last night and sent them, and forgot to delete them off my phone.
I went to class this morning and a guy at my table asked to see my phone. Thinking nothing of it, I say "sure!"... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1380111788 | 1380118282 | null | t5_2to41 | 464 | ThePlayfulPython: TIFU by wanting to keep my hair dry.
I woke up this morning to an abundance of rain.
Oh well, the show must go on, so I do my hair and hope for the best. My hair is an excess of frizz, fluff and curls. A flat iron and products are my best friends.
Finish up the coffee and am ready to head out ... | 3 | 154.666667 | |
1380118355 | 1381059930 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing a college server used for computing
It is my third day here. I tried to compute 99999999999999! and watched the kernel run out of memory while curiously observing. Yes, a sysadmin had to be called. Yes, I'm an idiot.
regt123: wut
sirkyle: 99999999999999! is also known as the factorial of 999... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1380093639 | 1380560752 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | crustonblack: TIFU by not realising I was meant to be on a date
A while back my friend's gf started talking about setting me up with one of her friends. I honestly don't enjoy those types of situations, but I appreciated the sentiment. While I was really drunk, she asked something along the lines of going out for drink... | 3 | 8 | |
1380128601 | 1380134311 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | gindy39: TIFU, by going to the bathroom at work
I work at a government facility, and bathrooms are for employees and visitors alike. After lunch I went to the bathroom, I go sit in and I see this shadow on the wall coming from the guy on the next toilet. So I see the shadow and is a arm moving very fast, at first I tho... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1380137676 | 1380200630 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | wolfsniper27: TIFU bu touching a soldering iron
So most soldering irons have a little LED light that indicates when it is on. mine included, but i also bought mine at a yard sale. so the indicator light doesnt work, i have no way of knowing if it is actually on, and so i was about to do some soldering today and instead... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1380142513 | 1380203939 | null | t5_2to41 | 844 | AuchnotOuch: TIFU by losing a few inches.
**See photos below**
First off, let me say to never try this unless you do your research thoroughly. I thought I had, but obviously not:
So this happened over the weekend, and my partner told me to share it.
I had to go to a political science convention in a major city in T... | 7 | 120.571429 | |
1380148701 | 1380171550 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | ParanoidPolly: TIFU overreacting and screaming "OMG" while stripping
I'll make this short because no one likes to read rambling.
Here's what basically JUST happened. . .
I had just left the wifi cafe I go to whenever I want to download a ton of movies & music without going over my own data plan with my ISP. On t... | 6 | 7 | |
1380165950 | 1380379429 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | bmward105: TIFU: by letting my new gf meet my great grandma. (Warning: long one)
Well, I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Caitlyn.
I live at home with my mom, grandma and great grandma (so much estrogen). Anyway, my great grandma broke her femur a while back and can't walk. We don't leve her alone for extended perio... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1380158127 | 1380207310 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | Coco_Bowling: TIFU by trying to get a snack before the commercial break ended
This actually happened last night so I guess it's more like LNIFU. Anyway, I was watching TV, being generally lazy after putting the kids to bed and decided that during the next commercial break I'd go get my nightly snack. So the commercia... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1380165766 | 1380205264 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | MissD6: TIFU by talking to the teacher after the class
She's a musician and I'd like to get back into singing/choir, so I stayed after class to get some advice on the matter. A few minutes of chitchat later, her TA shows up, and I gather they have some kind of meeting scheduled so I try to leave, but she includes him (... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1380171751 | 1380179974 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | sherwood_bosco: TIFU by reading a banned book in school.
So my school is fairly lenient on books and banned books, however today I managed to find one out of the VERY short list entirely by accident(By being caught reading it). Now I go to a public highschool in CO and this specific book was one that would cause quite ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1380172767 | 1380173243 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | cking137: TIFU by lurking my ex-gf's Facebook page
We broke up two months ago, and it was not a good break up... It was a long distance relationship but I loved her with all my heart and believed when she said she was in for the long haul. Then she cheated on me and started a relationship with the new guy.
For some r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1380190960 | 1380235868 | null | t5_2to41 | 262 | itwonthappentome: I never thought it would happen to me... but TIFU.
This all started about 3 weeks ago, with a visit to the dentist. My lower wisdom tooth was causing problems, so after an initial consult, they booked me in to have it, and another removed. They advised that I should be sedated, but it was my choice. I... | 5 | 52.4 | |
1380156650 | 1380549994 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | corny_keg: TIFU by engaging in conversation with a blind guy
I am always super aware of my surroundings and go out of my way as to not offend. I was sitting next to a blind guy and talking about what college groups we belonged to while on campus. He said he only belonged to a few and didn't pay attention to all that wa... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1380201112 | 1380202174 | null | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: tifu Broke Heirloom [please help!]
So I was seeing my fiance' off to work this morning and as I was standing in the garage I went to wave to her while unknowingly standing right beside my mother-in-law-to-be's heirloom "hurricane lamp" (an old tabletop oil lamp on the wooden wall mount). The good news is th... | 3 | 36 | |
1380189402 | 1380223285 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | ultrafilthy: TIFU by possibly making my friend drink nmy piss.
Well it was lasyt night.
Anywho, we weren at the bar and I go to the bathroom to pee after a few beers. The urinals were full so I go to a stall. I going pee and I see an empty glass on top of the toilet. So, for a reason unknown to myself I blast that fu... | 3 | 5 | |
1380207198 | 1380229795 | null | t5_2to41 | 506 | TheHydrogenator: TIFU at the hospital
My fuck up happened a couple hours ago. My great grandfather is 94, really ill and close to dying. I drove across the US to see him yesterday and all night, haven't slept since Monday night. So I'm feeling pretty fucking tired.
I'm standing in the hall outside his room in front of... | 6 | 84.333333 | |
1380203788 | 1380227607 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | megaRXB: TIFU by vacuuming
So i came home from school today and thought "i'm gonna be productive!" So i did some homework. This is were the fuck up starts.
So I was vacuuming everywhere! Behind my desk, my bed and **on** the desk as i come by some old tissues i hid from when i had the "sniffles" and decided to vacuum ... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1380212766 | 1380321699 | null | t5_2to41 | 167 | Patchoolible: TIFU by using a laptop as a laptop
So, I was sitting watching telly last night while tapping away on my laptop, working on an assignment. Because it's the evening, and I'm an idiot, I was sipping on a hot chocolate because hey, it's cold. My cat is sat on the back of the sofa silently (unknown to me) watc... | 10 | 16.7 | |
1380170487 | 1380215674 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | eeclaren: TIFU by sending an email
I am a shift lead at a drug store. Yesterday was my day off. Today, one of my employees came up to me and told me about an incident yesterday. Apparently there was a group of guys who came in and bought about a dozen amex gift cards for $400. And they came back tonight. According to o... | 4 | 3 | |
1380217439 | 1380301458 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | rbot1: TIFU by washing my sheets
... and my phone.
Did I get the insurance? No, I fucked up a eyar ago when I didn not enroll in the insurance within the allotted month. Now my phone is in rice, and will likely not work again. I mostly use it for text and the calender. I go to school and work full time, so I like ... | 4 | 4 | |
1380217855 | 1380255631 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | creepersneedkarma2: TIFU by feeding my lizard
My mom brought over a friend who brought her son who loves animals and his sister who easily scared the boy wanted to see my collection of my [reptiles](http://imgur.com/a/yDugO). The little boy wanted to see the tegus get fed well my more socialized one (the red one) went ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1380219370 | 1380242990 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | SchmuckBuddha: TIFU with a mechanical baseball pitching machine
During my Jackass days as I like to call them, I made plenty of dumb mistakes while continually putting myself at risk and in harm’s way. One time during a my speech class in high school, we spent the entire period in our schools batting cages. While there... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1380221423 | 1380230023 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Throwawayshame11: TIFU, Got drunk and groped my best friend's man friend
Party of close friends, my bestie brought her man friend. This was our second time meeting. All is amazing until we all start passing out. I was going through the rituals of being last to pass out like taking off my pants before passing out on ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1380232736 | 1380264816 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,104 | mindspew: TIFU featuring beer, pretty girl, piss and cowardice
I am so sorry.
I am late 20’s, 5’7”, lean with muscles, getting nicely drunk at a house party that I don’t know the hosts, or their friends. But I was invited by a stranger at the first party I was at... I rolled in with no beers as I had no money but re... | 5 | 220.8 | |
1380242651 | 1380575987 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk, totaling my $20,000 truck, and fleeing the scene. Can't claim it on insurance and I have a broken arm I can't do anything about.
Got drunk and decided to drive to get some food (fuck up #1). Plowed my $20,000 truck into a tree destroying it. Decided to run (fuck up #2) so I wouldn't ge... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1380253735 | 1380524732 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking crystallized battery acid
So, I'm a Math major, and in one of my classes we have to do something called the [Euclidean Algorithm](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclidean_algorithm) , which can be a pain in the ass when you have to break down big numbers.
So, I decide to break out the handy da... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1380260104 | 1380502846 | null | t5_2to41 | 120 | CatBawx: TIFU by sending a nude photo over iMessage (Voicemail clip inside)
Met a cute girl on Facebook who lives fairly close to me and we eventually got on to talking/flirting via the messenger..
I don't know about you but I prefer text messaging (Especially over the god awful apps for the iPhone)
She had been vis... | 5 | 24 | |
1380266790 | 1380437152 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my grilled cheese drugged
So today I went to my friends house. She made weed butter the night before and showed me. I was like cool, whatever I dont really care. So were sitting around about an hour before I have to go to work, she offers to make me lunch. She was making grilled cheese and ask... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1380261426 | 1380312217 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching the car I park next to...
And I'm considering not saying anything. The damage is the size of a deck of cards. It's on the middle panel for me (scratches) and on the wheel well for him.
Nobody has said anything yet though. It's been ~12hrs. Should I fess up, or say nothing?
Kelnon: Be an ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1380268249 | 1380351292 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,327 | sabbylolo: TIFU I am the stinky fish girl
I was rushing off to the gym and remembered I hadn't taken my vitamins and supps. yet for the day. So I grabbed my magic pills, which include 2 fish oil capsules, and went to down 'em on my way out the door. I quickly realized I had already put my water bottle in the car and wa... | 11 | 120.636364 | |
1380289467 | 1380315009 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | REDDIT_IS_FOR_QUEERS: TIFU
Started /r/keto again after being off over 2 weeks. Everytime I start I get wicked diareeah for a week+ [Picture says it all](http://i.imgur.com/9203MP7.jpg)
dancing_raptor_jesus: So do you sort of stand in front of the toilet with your arse turned towards it, bend over and yell "FIRE!"?
REDD... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1380293136 | 1380329006 | null | t5_2to41 | 227 | [deleted]: TIFU by mismanaging guinea pigs and rabbits
This was last tuesday. My girlfriend has a young (6YO) son. Due to her starting a new job and having to leave early, she couldn't take him to school that morning, and I did it. This is a first for me; as we don't live together I'm not involved with such rituals muc... | 7 | 32.428571 | |
1380303111 | 1380370170 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by erasing a rare Eminem recording
When I was eight I asked my Dad for an Eminem CD for my birthday. Most eight year olds ask for huge things but I knew my Dad was going through stuff at the time so that was all I asked for.
He went down to a small music store and asked the cashier and told him he was ... | 3 | 17 | |
1380271327 | 1380429226 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a backwards sleeping schedule.
So, a couple weekends ago, I stayed up way too late, and my sleeping schedule reversed, making me always tired at school, which makes me get problems wrong and not get homework done.
Well today, it all came back to bite me in the ass. I fell asleep around 3:20 ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1380307600 | 1380347921 | null | t5_2to41 | 124 | openmybrain: TIFU by asking if you can kill hookers.
I'm sitting at the lunch table at work today when the topic of GTA V comes up. This girl says her boyfriend plays it a lot and goes on to describe how graphic the stripclub/sex scenes are. I then ask "Can you kill the hookers after having sex with them?"
I get stare... | 4 | 31 | |
1380310759 | 1380326707 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally donating to a racist organization.
They were campaigning outside my local bank for an idea that I *though* sounded kind of good, so like an idiot I donated some money without even thinking about it. Then, when I got home, I decided to look up the organization... yeah, turns out they're n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1380312155 | 1380373963 | null | t5_2to41 | 727 | ohaiimchris: TIFU by drunk texting
Alright, so a little backstory. This girl in my history class is pretty cute and we've been flirting back and forth. Well, today we had an exam, and so last night we studied! And when I say "studied" I mean "Sit in library for 45 minutes and decide to go get drunk". The night prog... | 10 | 72.7 | |
1380298393 | 1380524271 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | poopsonfeet: TIFU dropping my lighter on my foot.
 
Ellaya: Must be a pussy if you fucked up by dropping a regular lighter on your foot.
poopsonfeet: I dropped a zippo on my toe while i had bad diharrea from a hangover, jumped, startled myself, shat everywhere, slipped in the shit and fell, puked, then rolled ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1380330473 | 1380354700 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | dddamnsonnn: TIFU by trying to film a fight
I live in a kinda bad neighborhood so sometimes ghetto shit goes on outside. Today two black girls had another one up against a minivan in front of my apartment and they were hitting her in the face over and over. Instead of helping or doing anything my first reaction was to ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1380371763 | 1380442248 | null | t5_2to41 | 677 | aaronthebaron27: TIFU by drunkenly talking to my girlfriends dad
Quick back story. I've known the family for a few years now, every summer and easter break I've been working for them at a kids camp since I was 16 (now 21) they've become more like friends in a lot of ways and the eldest daughter and I have been fond of ... | 8 | 84.625 | |
1380321371 | 1380556063 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | driftsc: TIFU: 27 Mins Ago
I do graphics where I work.
Production dept came to me 2 weeks ago telling me we needed to order some Labels for our products, we were running low, they had enough to finish the current project but needed 60,000 additional labels. We also had a design change.
We're supposed to ship 6k of o... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1380397483 | 1381708749 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | resurgida: TIFU by asking my aunt if she would smoke pot if it was legal.
So, I was at my aunt's house last night. We were very relaxed after a quite long typing session I had - she's quite slow with computers and needed someone to type in some of her stuff so she could send it via e-mail to her students.
As we were ... | 8 | 9 | |
1380405250 | 1380444450 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | charliebeanz: TIFU by not looking through the peephole.
So there's this kid (I think he's like 20) who's a Baptist church missionary who has stopped by my apartment a few times now while he was going around my complex inviting people to his church. He's a nice kid and he can carry a conversation, so when he's in the ne... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1380417674 | 1380421542 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | tealcanon: TIFU With youtube TVQueue
On this dreary and lonely night, I decided to look up 'porn' on 'youtube'
(yeah, porn on youtube... good job)
I eventually found something graphic, and decided to watch it, but I pressed TVQUEUE and it played on my dads 52 inch plasma with surround sound.
He is still giving m... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1380396068 | 1380463167 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | Dende1127: TIFU by moaning at work
So I work as the weekend manager for a project HP is doing. Weekends tend to be very slow so occasionally I come in a little hungover from the night before. The two agents I am in charge of are good friends of mine who go out as well, we still get our jobs done efficiently.
Well toda... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1380421346 | 1380729722 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | Ididntmakethisforyou: TIFU by telling my bi-polar, depressed, possibly suicidal roommate to kill herself.
Welp. I'm an asshole. I am in my second year of college and my this is my second week living with this roommate. She is really open with her problems. I am not. Over the course of the last two weeks she has told me... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1380440723 | 1380481369 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,433 | JC08: TIFU with random acts of pizza
I posted to random acts of pizza because I felt at wits end because I hadn't eaten in two days and some one was nice enough to order my a 12 inch pepperoni pizza!
I got so excited and gave my savior my information and waited. I waited and waited and it seemed like it was taking a w... | 15 | 95.533333 | |
1380439947 | 1380459949 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing GTA
Ok so this is a kinda long story so tl:dr at the bottom for the lazy. Also, this may not fit exactly in this subreddit but it was the best place I could think of posting.
So some background before I get into it. I'm a college student and have just finished two very busy weeks. I work for... | 4 | 1 | |
1380483847 | 1380674120 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,107 | throwawayfwearf: TIFU by ruining my life
Hi, before we get things started I'd like you guys to know that I'm a sixteen year old male. A few months ago my girlfriend of over a year ago attempted to kill herself by taking every pill (over 100) she had. After she OD'd, she sent out a mass goodbye text and called me. I cal... | 14 | 79.071429 | |
1380492782 | 1380639755 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | payneforpleasure: YIFU by removing my sd card
Long story short, last year I bought a new camera because I wanted to start photography. Fast foward last week, a friend found my pictures really interesting, he asked me if I wanted to be his dedicated photographer for a punk music festival (taking place yesterday).
So I... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1380482636 | 1380602171 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally disturbing an insect nest.
It's a beautiful day outside so I decided maybe it would be a good day to go into the woods and chill by the creek. I grab my machete and backpack and decide to go through the woods on my property. Due to the thick foliage of my woods I use my machete in order ... | 4 | 3 | |
1380495280 | 1380498866 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by going hiking
Went on a hiking trip today with several people from work, including one of my best friends. It's all fun driving up the mountain, but then we start actually hiking and it became clear that the "trail" was actually about a 45 degree, mile long climb. That's a problem.
You see, I'm fat... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1380501501 | 1381780290 | null | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving into a bully.
I'll be the first to admit, I've never been in a fight. Ever. I don't like confrontation. Which is probably why I got bullied a lot in high school, I never want to escalate things. But last night I got fed up.
It was 1 am and myself and a friend of mine were riding the bus home... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1380499354 | 1380814834 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | whorecrux: TIFU by making my cat into a vomit comit
[Culprit | Name: Blizzard, Age: 15, Animal: Cat](http://i.imgur.com/rTXQB3F.jpg)
My cat, Blizzard, has been sick for the past few months, going from having a tooth problem and not eating anything to eating everything in site after having some medication. Unfortunatel... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1380498882 | 1380544694 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | MissMap: TIFU.... No, a lot of you guys have and shame on you for it!
[deleted]: I actually agree with this and fuck all you who down voted it, but hey, it's just Reddit karma anyway, it's not like it matters. I hope someone actually listens to this post...
MissMap: I knew it would be down voted but as long as people ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1380504453 | 1380680959 | null | t5_2to41 | 180 | throwaway123969568: TIFU by ruining the last year I had with my girlfriend in High School
TL;DR: There's a time and a place for sexy-times. A school is never the place, no matter the time.
Context: I, along with my girlfriend, were both some of the most trusted and well-respected students in our high school. We tut... | 8 | 22.5 | |
1380508695 | 1380556734 | null | t5_2to41 | 461 | arandomguy452: TIFU by Shoving a Mechanical pencil down my Urethra VERY NSFW
Alright, this happened a week ago, BUT, i feel this Subreddit should hear my story. This is also my first post.
It was 3 AM, just got off using my computer and looking at Pornography,
I get in bed, and then turn off the lamp on my nightstand, ... | 10 | 46.1 | |
1380512418 | 1380599083 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | StreetsofGalway: TIFU by eating guacamole
My brother makes guacamole every once in a while. Generally, it's very well regarded, though our mom doesn't like how spicy it is. Personally I love spicy food and it doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I usually seek it out; I put sriracha on everything I eat. But this guacamol... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1380544711 | 1380610825 | null | t5_2to41 | 607 | PurpleTrainRide: TIFU while manscaping
So usually I would just grab a razor and go to town. But I decided I wanted to trim up a little bit and reduce the time. So I get out the scissors and start snipping away. All of the sudden I can feel a sharp pain. I'm hesitant to look down at first. Blood everywhere. I'm freaking... | 12 | 50.583333 | |
1380544759 | 1380769113 | null | t5_2to41 | 140 | Thinc_Ng_Kap: TIFU by putting my tooth through my lip.
To be more accurate, this happened about a month ago, but it feels like it happened just yesterday.
I was drunk. I was stupidly drunk actually. I was going to the washroom and I somehow managed to slip right at the doorway. I fell so quickly (or at least it seemed... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1380544904 | 1380577356 | null | t5_2to41 | 458 | griffthedestroyer: TIFU by leaving my front door open...
Today when i got home from groceries I had to make two trips. I left my front door open for the 5 minutes that it took for me to get to my car and back. Between that time I had a few things stolen from my apartment; a Nintendo DS with Pokemon Ruby, and Pokemon ... | 7 | 65.428571 | |
1380566433 | 1380635607 | null | t5_2to41 | 222 | livegoodtimes: TIFU by staking out a building 12ft off.
I am a land surveyor and there was a miscommunication and I didn't tell the contractor that the building was in the wrong spot. They spent two days digging and putting in footings and now it is in the wrong place, so they have to start over. Thousands of dollars o... | 6 | 37 | |
1380570263 | 1380641467 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | juuuuice: TIFU by Sleepwalking
I started sleep walking this past summer and I'm not really sure why. I have some pretty funny stories from roommates, however this incident takes the cake. I woke up this morning without any blankets on and the sheet torn off my bed. I thought that was odd, but I felt this crusty subs... | 5 | 11 | |
1380574474 | 1380637728 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | tehtreats: TIFU by not explaining how to care for cast iron pans to my new roommates.
**Backstory:**
About a year ago, my best friend got me a small cast iron pan as a gift. It's my first and only and I've made sure to season and treat it with the tastiest greases and flavors. Living in a studio apartment by myself a... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1380585521 | 1380608394 | null | t5_2to41 | 424 | throwawayseriguadfga: Update: TIFU by ruining my life
She's not pregnant. She took two tests and she's not pregnant. I had a trusted friend with her while she took the tests because I was worried she'd lie about it. I'm using a different account because I forgot the password to my last throw away. Thank you guys so muc... | 18 | 23.555556 | |
1380612207 | 1380677472 | null | t5_2to41 | 135 | the3count: TIFU at my grandmas funeral
so i get to the funeral home and my mom asks the director if she has a tom jones cd to play because he was my grandmas favorite, the director replies no and i said i could hook up my phone on the tom jones pandora station. great right? not great. i turn it up, "its not unusual" pl... | 5 | 27 | |
1380589420 | 1380683720 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the mall with my ex.
Now this fuck up isn't funny or anything. I just don't really know any other subreddit this would be appropriate for. So anyways. I was having a really shitty day, my boyfriend dumped me and I've been pretty sad all day. Well my ex and I recently became friends again, so... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1380639720 | 1380680251 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,056 | solidcat00: TIFU by getting drunk on a plane
On a plane to Riga from Moscow I became extremely drunk. I hate flying so I brought a flask of vodka on the plane. I wake up a day later tied to a bed in a hospital. My money was stolen. They said an ambulance had to take me from the airport. I have no idea what happened but... | 9 | 117.333333 | |
1380625237 | 1380701185 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | PeekThroughTheWool: TIFU - Didn't leave a half finished bottle of wine at a friend's place.
Our houses are about 3 blocks away. I slipped on a wet metal grate holding a bottle of wine. It smashed in my hand. In TO my hand. Had to have plastic surgery on my hand.
EDIT: photo of it [cut up hand](http://distilleryimage8... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1380648287 | 1380681032 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheVickster: TIFU By letting PayPal auto fill my info
Let me just start off my saying I work VERY hard for any money that comes my way. I babysit up to 6 kids at any time, watching 2 children full time. I am severely underpaid though. I get MAYBE 20 dollars every few weeks, no matter how often I babysit. (Thanks mom) I... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1380607203 | 1380671088 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | MoralsGoneRogue: TIFU by reaching for a comb...
This happened yesterday...
I haven't had contacts recently, and have been relying on my old glasses. Regardless, I do t shower with my glasses. During my shower I decided to comb out my hair. Blind little old me put my hand in the basket on top of the toilet to grab the ... | 3 | 6 | |
1380663875 | 1380823029 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | throwaway_wight1: Today I fucked up by masturbating.
Throwaway account because I'm embarassed.
In my living room at present there's a few different plants, including lemon, pepper, chilli and some herbs. It's common to see me picking bits off and eating them.
Anyway I decided to try one of the chillis today, as... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1380670024 | 1380670496 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | DevinEngland: TIFU by trying to sit down.
I'm not trying to outdo any of the other TIFU stories here, but this just happened to me five minutes ago.
I don't know about anyone else, but occasionally, I get huge... er.. zits inbetween my legs, not at my crotch, but on my inner thighs. Sometimes these things get massive,... | 3 | 10 | |
1380672945 | 1380772299 | null | t5_2to41 | 121 | shmustache: TIFU by not knowing a term I used refers to sexually involved gay men.
So this wasn't a huge fuck up, but it was pretty embarrassing in the moment. Some background: I'm a senior in high school, taking an AP English class. I'm pretty sure the teacher likes my friends and I, although we find her to be rather.... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1380679031 | 1380795843 | null | t5_2to41 | 668 | My_mau5_died: TIFU by accidentally drinking bong water
So i was sitting under my back porch doing my usual ritual of ripping the bong. The bong is made from a glass downstem and bowl and an "Ice" drink bottle, because my glass piece had recently broken near the base and I haven't bothered buying a new one yet. So I h... | 11 | 60.727273 | |
1380331628 | 1380687222 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Pyromine: tifu! I'm an idiot. Got my dates mixed up.
It's pretty simple. Thought the ACT's was this weekend... It was last weekend. Well shit. I didn't want to get in to a good college anyways.
AcaciaJules: And your parents weren't involved in this at all? Also, don't they hold multiple sessions?
Pyromine: Haha, it's ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1380710847 | 1380997978 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting wokmans comp at my job.
Alright, i work at a school for kids with behavorial issues. Long story short one of the kids wanted to flip out and we had to calm him down. He ended up somehow hurting my wrist so now i have to work overnights, because my job doesnt like to you to be lazy and get wor... | 6 | 2 | |
1380722217 | 1380780294 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | SUNSHlNEdaydream: TIFU by drinking piss.
Okay so last night around 2am my boyfriend had to pee real bad and was too lazy to piss in his bathroom 5 feet away. He pulls down his boxers unscrews a half done Poland spring and refills the bottle, screwing the cap on, and placing it next to the other water bottle on his nigh... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1380726727 | 1380728105 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Steel Reserve.
I just checked my BAC on my stupid gizmo. It's saying .40 but that's the maximum. It needs to be zero by this time tomorrow. Agh. My knee is dead, I have a new cat(who does not want me to sleep), my phone is full of nonsense. A lightning bolt would be great as long as it just hits me. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1380737091 | 1380741006 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | ski3223: TIFU by telling my graduate school professor to call me Daddy.
This happened to my friend today. "I was a few minutes late to class today. Our professor (of our professional doctorate program, who is relatively young and attractive) regularly sends around a sign in sheet to check that we're all there for "pa... | 5 | 11.4 |
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