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lillymu: TIFU: Explaining what you are willing to do for the job is not always a good thing. This is why we practice speeches in front of mirrors, or with colleagues. gozags4: What a complete load of bullshit davidd00: Yeah, this never occurred. Fuck off OP. OpinionToaster: Proof? I'd gladly accept some. davidd00: How...
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[deleted]: TIFU By having friends. I was sitting in my geometry class today, (Yes, I'm A fucking high school freshman) and our teacher had recently passed out workbooks. After everyone tore the pages out, they sent theirs back up the column of desks to me, the collector of the workbooks. A few minutes later, I turn aro...
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[deleted]: TIFU by turning down sex So I finally succeeded in getting my long time crush, who's also my good friend, to start talking to me in a sexual way. We were at it about a week and it was the first night we kissed. So I figured she wouldn't let me anything else right away since we were going slow. She got into i...
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Rhynovirus: TIFU: I ate leftover Taco Bell for breakfast, chased it with dark roast coffee. Title should be self explanatory. I'm on my feet most of the day with few bathroom breaks. Oh the pain. theodrixx: May God have mercy on your underwear. Hugh-Janus: May God have mercy on your hole. theodrixx: This is even better...
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[deleted]: TIFU by not pulling out. Don't worry, that crisis has already been averted. She had a Plan B pill. My real blunder is as such: So, I met this girl on OkCupid, and it turns out that she and I go to the same local community college. This is amazing because I live in a very small and remote desert community i...
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veesthrowaway: TIFU: By hitting a curb with my driving instructors car during an exam and forgetting to tell him So I had my driving test today and long story short, I failed because of a left hand turn. Anyways, during the test, I was making a 3-point turn but hit the curb with the hubcap. The examiner told me I didn'...
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Forgotten_Tacos: Because apparently its been too many days since someone shat themselves. Lucking for you guys, TIFU. TIFU by shitting myself no more than 5 min after I left home. I get dressed for school (college) and I'm waiting at the bus stop across the street from my house and I feel a fart coming on. Its a windy ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by letting a teacher see my phone While at dinner with my Professor and an elderly middle school teacher, the teacher says, "Oh thats nice, may I see your phone?" After closing everything out I say "sure" and hand her the phone and continue talking to my Professor. Moments later I hear "OH! I don't know...
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Legion299: TIFU by trying to fix my computer and putting on a no-brainer hulk mode while doing it. **WARNING**: extreme stupidity, autism, bipolar and dumbassry. Before you say I am a completely retarded dumbass, I am very well aware of this and I wish I could go back in time and maul myself to death. It was a bit sp...
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[deleted]: By leaving duty (as an RA) and going to a house party. For some context, I was on duty, and i had the duty phone. If you're on duty, you must stay within five minutes distance. Also, you have to sign the phone off to someone 48 hours in advance if you are to pass it to someone else. Anyways, I was on duty wi...
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[deleted]: TIFU by sleeping at my girlfriends house i picked up my gf from work and was taking her home at about 11pm. we get to her house and she wanted me to come in. her mom (who ive never met) works nightshift so the house was empty. we shower together and have great sex and eventually sleep until about 8am when...
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[deleted]: TIFU By feeding a Muslim friend 'pork extract' noodles polyoxyethylene: It's not your fault. If a dietary requirement is really that important to you, you do not neglect it or assume that an unknown food is okay. Ever. Fgmaniac: I couldn't agree with you more. Unless he's a young child, or does not understa...
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deletethisacc: TIFU by sneezing while driving I was on the freeway and violently sneezed like 5 times and by the time I could recover, the airbag was in my face. Totaled the car, fml. supertechman: Happened to a friend of mine in high school. He was driving on a two-lane road, suddenly and violently sneezed, crossed t...
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[deleted]: By turning down a chick who asked me to get together to "study" I thought she was serious... I'm a fucking idiot. zallen1868: On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot was she? austex_mike: >On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot was she? You asked this question incorrectly. You need to know the hotness difference scale. ...
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[deleted]: Tifu by accidentally telling her how I feel.. So as per usual with posts such as this... background: I am a junior in highschool and I have been hanging around one of this year's exchange students, let's call her Sky. She's we have a class and a study hall together, I have no idea what the class is doing bec...
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[deleted]: My mom just walked in on me masturbating I did it in my bathroom, had my phone on the sink. The locks don't work, so we count on each other to knock before opening the door. She didn't. I jumped and yelled "I am here", tried to push back the door. It was about a second til she closed back the door. In that s...
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skypetifu: TIFU by doing Skype sexy time So... Let me preface this by apologizing for any errors because I'm on mobile. Also a throwaway cause I'm so embarrassed. Set up. Today I received a text, out of the blue, from a longtime friend. She (19) and I (19 m) have known each other since about first grade. The text ask...
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ifuckedupbad_12: TIFU by going on Tumblr in the college library.. So yesterday I turned up a few minuets late to college, I try looking for my class but can't find them, I go to a class where the lecturer asks me to wait whilst they try and get ahold of my lecturer. Whilst waiting, the person I've been waiting for come...
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girlmeetsbear: TIFU by getting a post-it stuck between my front teeth Eat salad for lunch. Sometimes the sharp corners of a post-it, or envelope, can push out stuff between your teeth, ya know? Well today I got one good and stuck right between my front teeth. In my attempt to pull it out the (hot pink) post-it ripped, ...
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inspiredman: Flirting With Girl And It Was All Good When... dablackbelt: Bro..... UnknownSense: Dude...... NastyGringo: Dog..... i_jump_wakes: Dawg… ThaBlobFish: Lion... i_jump_wakes: Snoop lion Beetlebomb: ...Snoop Dog.... TheKidWithBieberHair: *Dogg Beetlebomb: **Doge
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Chazboski: TIFU by trying to take a shit So I haven't been sleeping well this week, which means my caffeine input is higher than normal. As will happen, my lower intestine wasn't as enthused about this as Pepsi stock holders were. Today, I paid for my caffeine addled hubris. Realizing the murder scene likely waiting be...
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Devo9090: why was she pissed? i dont get what there is to be mad about nowonmai: If anything, she should be impressed that he was man enough to be honest with her. Sheepyshoe: You would think so, but I dot think she really bought it, she replied with something along the lines of "I bet you say that to all the girls to ...
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iamahipcat: TIFU by trying to clean my saxophone I was playing my soprano sax today and decided that it would be a good time to clean it. I went into the case and grabbed a swab, figuring it would fit through it. Well, I was wrong. I pulled it on through like I usually do, but it got stuck. I pulled and I pulled until ...
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user29639: TIFU by losing my passport. The title says it all. I lost my fucking passport. My dad is going to kill me. He lives in Texas I live in Florida, how the hell am i going to tell him. I'm so screwed. Edit: Fuck yeah, found it!!! Muchhappiernow: You could use the phone, send an email, even a text message woul...
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whisperkick: TIFU By using my vibrator in the shower. I'm a College Student who attends University in the same city I grew up in, so to save money I'm living with my parents until I graduate. Yesterday I came home from class to find no one home, so I decided I could use a little "me-time" in the shower. I grabbed my sh...
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Itsrane: TIFU by overestimating my digestive system I was not doing well this past week. Not well at all. No amount of straining produced more than the smallest, puniest little bit of hard poop, while the pressure of the rest taunted me. I tried eating greens. Lots of greens. Water. Nothing worked. So I decided to ta...
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MonarchOfPlanetX: TIFU by trying to save my shower beer. I live in a basement apartment, so creepy crawlies are something that I just have to deal with sometimes. I'm cool with all of them.. except house centipedes. Seriously.. fuck those guys. Anyway, I was in the shower minding my own business, having a shower beer ...
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ifuckedupbigtimethro: Got drunk, told a bunch of friends about a girl i got it on with. santowasso: You guys have a night where you get drunk and play monopoly? If I did that with my friends that would turn violent really fast. Man_Shoes: Doing that is pretty much a death sentence for me... since the monopoly incident...
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freakDWN: TIFU By loosing my wallet the worst way possible Ok Im sure loosing wallets it´s something common, I mean they are small and really easy to loose right? Ok so last night I had a really solemn dinner, that would start by 7 PM. Trying to be a Badass I didnt show up until 8:30PM point in which I´m really stresse...
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Markshlitz222: TIFU by brushing my teeth with preparation H It was gross DSpire: At least you didn't put toothpaste in/around your asshole. Definitely the lesser of two evils going on here. Markshlitz222: but my asshole would at least be minty fresh
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MyBigDirtySecret: TIFU by not shitting Sorry in advanced for any spelling, this is from my phone... Today I was watching insidious at my house with a guy I have a crush on. We had been eating pizza earlier, and I forgot that chicken bacon ranch pizza gives me the worst shits. So there we are, I'm slowly using every j...
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exgiexpcv: TIFU by suggesting to my female mentor that a co-worker was being difficult because she's pregnant. She's been in a number of at times loud and vehement disagreements with people, including me, insisting she provided me with documents I never saw. N. b. In her defense, I have been experiencing confusion and...
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notalurker99: TIFU by trying to break up with my GF at the worst time So, I made the ill-thought idea to dump my girlfriend only a couple hours after her friend died in a hit-and-run. I **HATE** to see people sad, and crying. Well, she called me, crying about finding out she was single. I really didn't want any confron...
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greensign: TIFU by slapping a remote on my stomach I was lying on my futon watching family guy and bored. I was playing with the remote by slapping it on my stomach and after 10 minutes of doing so I missed my tummy some how and slapped my balls really hard. TL;DR: I hit my balls with the remote. Missle_tits: Owwww my...
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[deleted]: Tifu by playing paintball In the first 10 seconds of my first ever paintball game I slipped while running for cover. I gashed open my knee and bashed my head into the wall. At least I won that game. highzunburg: I was playing paintball, did a dive for cover, landed on a branch with sharp part sticking out ...
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ancillarynipple: Yet black children will call grown men like myself " white boy " with no problem. waitwert: Regardless there is one fundamental difference black people live and breath oppression they are part of a minority groups. This mean a lack of resources in: social;, occupational, medical and personal relations...
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bighead_littlearms: TIFU by trying to be nice to the class We have a midterm in a couple of days and I was working on a rather rigorous study guide. Trying to be nice and knowing some of my class needs the help, I posted the guides online for them, only problem is, while making them I'd incorporate little superscripts ...
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m2012e: TIFU by ordering peanut butter chicken. It was terrible, and now my tummy hurts. coveritwithgas: Is this a weird Thai fusion place or some sort of Elvis-themed fried nightmare restaurant Guy Fieri would love? m2012e: It was a Chinese Restaurant's daily special.
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hardaysknight: TIFU by spilling whiskey all over a 70 year old lady at a football game. They're my brother in laws season tickets. Which means he has to sit next to her every game. SilentScience: How did you manage to get whiskey all over her? hardaysknight: Someone behind me hit me SilentScience: Hopefully you manage...
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[deleted]: TIFU by choosing the wrong director I'm a playwright. I write plays. The head of the Theatre Company I'm a part of has been kind enough to agree on producing one of my scripts, "Drinking with Doctors". It's about alcoholism, and it's a rather sober piece (ha). She's offering to let me produce it as well, in ...
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throwaway_wight1: TIFU and crapped myself in front of an audience. I was due this morning to give an important presentation to a society I help run and I made the mistake of drinking heavily last night. I was massively hungover but still managed to get through the majority of the presentation without problem. Then...
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JasonNBD: Last night my friend and I saved some cute girls from a creeper, a bit later they invited us to a party. We didn't want to ditch our friends and missed out...big time. TIFU So here I am, walking with a group of my friends in the middle of the night at nuit blance in Toronto (all night festival). I'm talking w...
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KrystalKastle: TIFU by misspelling "desert" as "dessert" onto translate and gave an entire speech in Spanish on the "inhabitable Sahara dessert" and its colonization. "Oh you shouldn't have used translate, you should have used a dictionary" -___- SpaceManAndy: If you know enough spanish to give a whole speech in spani...
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[deleted]: TIFU by accidentally being racist. I should start by saying I'm a white male. I'm on reddit, I mean, of course I am. Now, onto the story. Many of you may have heard of a little thing called Snapchat. Significantly fewer of you may have heard of a cosmetic item called a charcoal mask. To be brief, Snapchat i...
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[deleted]: TIFU by sending a text. Had just finished a lecture. Decided the mc'ds from last night had to exit as i had been needing to fart for a good hour now. I checked my phone after leaving the room, responded to a text from a guy i like and put the phone in my pocket and headed to the bathroom for my dump. I get...
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GrumpyMcGrumperton: TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream. I usually don't remember my dreams, but I'm pretty sure I won't forget this one. The details are fuzzy - sorry. So, I'm back in high school at a party at some friends house. Their parents are out of town. There were a few people I recognized, but mostly just r...
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phlegming: TIFU by sharting myself in bed next to my girlfriend I have a habit of eating like complete garbage when I'm drinking. It started on Friday morning at a playoff baseball game with beer and nachos, with more beer and fast food burgers afterwards. Saturday was comprised of Biscuits and gravy from Hardee's, phi...
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BilledDuckBill: TIFU by leaving my old phone laying in the living room while i was at work. According to my wife my daughter took a liking to my old phone and was playing with it. At some point during the process of playing with my phone my daughter somehow managed to turn on a video of things she probably shouldnt hav...
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JulianNDelphiki: TIFU by letting my daughter play in her shit. I'm a stay at home dad. I have a 7 month old daughter who loves her bouncer. I put her in that thing and I can get other shit done around the house. Normally she has a bowel movement in the morning, and lets me know right away. (They stink) To be safe, I ...
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trollocity: TIFU by shaving my crotch Not sure what I did, but the skin is red and it stings like a bitch. I think I shaved the top layer of skin, just the top layer, off of part of my sack. GOD DAMN IT Basxt: might sound dumb as fuck, but try to keep it like.. wet? Get some toilet paper and fold it like 5 times and p...
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themeowzart: TIFU by relieving some stress during my break So today I got called in to manage one of the stores I work in because the GM had an emergency (her 16 year old son was stabbed by a girl at school). Now scheduled to work a 12 1/2 hour shift while already behind, I began to feel the effects of the stress. It...
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[deleted]: TIFU by papercutting my dick (NSFW) This happened like 30seconds ago. So i felt bored today, so i took a few bong hits throughout the day. When bedtime came, i totally felt in the mood for a good old boxing match with mister D. Twelve seconds later I was fapping away like a god to my new brazzers account, ...
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burnt_taco: TIFU by burning my taco with a vibrator (x-post r/offmychest) The house was empty, I was horny and it seemed like the perfect time to break out my favorite powerful (but loud) vibrator for some much needed self lovin'. So I opened my toybox, took out my beloved vibe, plugged him in and moaned in bliss as he...
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[deleted]: TIFU by accidentally kissing my crush. A little bit of backstory: I met a girl, we'll call her Lydia, around 2 months ago, and I started to get interested in her because she is a very nice, shy and cute girl. I start to see some signs of interest towards me, such as playing with my hands, saying I'm handsom...
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spirit_llama: TIFI by being high and foreign. I, 22f, am studying abroad in Argentina this semester. As I am well aware, the country is currently in a state of economic distress and, as the unemployment rate is extremely high, many of the inhabitants have resorted to petty crime, such as pickpocketing, in an attempt to...
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Spodyspaz: TIFU by insulting a celebrity. Today, at work, I met a guy who's house was covered with Football. Autographs, ticket stubs, posters, photos with players, etc. A lot of 49ers stuff. I tried to make conversation, so I jokingly asked, *"I'm guessing you like football a little bit?"* He looks at me with a dead ...
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spartan117au: TIFU by bricking my last good phone. This happens to a lot of people, but its especially crappy for me because i just earned $200 from doing a ton of volunteer work at a retirement home nearby. I was planning on buying a bunch of games on steam but now, i have to spend that money on buying a new phone. No...
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[deleted]: I have a related story. My ex-girlfriend was super-hot whereas I'm average looking and terrible with women, so I was basically willing to do anything to please her; when she asked to do BDSM I was naturally okay with it. Turned out that she wanted me to be the submissive. Next thing I knew, I was chained to...
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MistaWesSoFresh: TIFU by trusting a fart while I was at work This one is pretty cut and dry... Work in a very small office. When one uses the bathroom there is no question about whether it is 1 or 2. Thought since nobody was upstairs that I had clearance to let one rip. I immediately regretted that decision. A faster ...
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TIFUthrowaway01: TIFU by LISTENING to porn Throwaway for obvious reasons. So I'm 14 and discovered masturbation a few months ago - this is to be expected of people to start watching porn and stuff. I had a soundcloud account linked to my facebook, and started listening to some porn to get me off. It normally helps me....
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Byrdt: TIFU by hitting a blind woman and her seeing eye dog. This morning I was getting off work and commuting by longboard back home, as is my custom. I live in the Pacific Northwest where it's quite rainy and sometimes the rivulets have a habit of displacing pea-gravel and moving it into new and unexpected places. A...
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[deleted]: TIFU by eating jalapeño poppers and going with my friend to get his car checked out It all sharted when I went out the night before and decided to eat jalapeño poppers while drinking Fast forward to the next day... What seemed like a regular day ended worse up worse than ever. Basically my roommate took of...
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Caesersfan: TIFU by flushing chunks of meat and potatoes down the toilet And now it's not flushing properly and I tried plunging enough times that had I been doing in in the ground I would have struck oil already. Anybody got a fix for me to try before I call a plumber to roto this bowl? Wtfguysreally: Da fuck did you...
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tifuthrowawayaccount: TIFU By Flirting With Two 17-Year-Olds This happened about a year ago, but I still think about every day because I lost the best job I ever had, and I still haven't recovered. Anyway, my boss asked me if I wanted to go to a conference/festival out of town to help a co-worker, and thinking it would...
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BabyTapir: TIFU by downloading a Beemo app to use as my alarm clock And having sweet dreams of Adventure Time while I slept through my 4 Adventure Time alarms instead of waking up for my 2nd week of a new job. vivestalin: Holy shit, did you make it on time? Do you still have a job? I lost a very good job at a very ba...
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AirScare: TIFU - By over fueling an aircraft and stopping a flight. So I am 21 and just started a job this September refueling aircraft at a small/mid sized airport as I figure out how I should keep going with college or do something else (and make some money). I do all sorts of aircraft, from commercial passenger plan...
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CommentsOnOccasion: TIFU by bombing an exam and then missing the 10% extra credit quiz too One of the requirements to enter the Mechanical Engineering program at my school is that you have to get an A or B in Calculus II. You may retake it one time. If you do not get an A or a B after your two attempts you can never en...
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beauyouknow: TIFU by sending my prof a one-lined email about poop transfusions My family, despite being heavily involved in the medical and public health sphere, can be completely inappropriate, politically incorrect, hilarious assholes. This week, my sister sent out a thread with her "own" Ice-Breaker questions (que...
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verytiti: TIFU by taking a Snapchat Stories of myself naked I got out of the shower this morning and decided to play around with the new feature of Snapchat - Snapchat stories. I took a selfie of myself, half naked, thinking that I would have the option to choose who I want to send it to ( I wanted to send it to a guy...
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RoadZombie: TIFU by not going to college because of family issues. My story starts out like this: *Back story* My mother who is an amazing person all around has struggled with depression all of her life, she had a terrible childhood, her mother never paid attention to her, she never found out who her real dad was becau...
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amplebooty: last night i fucked up by smoking too much weed Ok so i'm used to have decent sized sessions, i've ate weed, smoked weed and vaped weed. So i go to a gathering at short notice and bring a good ole bag of pot thinking people would be keen for a sesh. I get there and most people are drinking/having a good tim...
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[deleted]: TIFU by having a girl way younger than me grind on my dick (abit long) (well not really today but last Friday) So its Friday night, lets say around 7:00, and i did what any high school senior would do and tried to get a girl over to get a nut off. as im scrolling through my contacts to try to find a girl i c...
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DudeManBr0: TIFU by trusting a fart while watching hockey So I went out with some friends after work today for a happy hour of sorts at the local bar. Since I'd only eaten once today so far, I was rather hungry and ordered a buffalo chicken flatbread, sweet potato fries with a maple bacon BBQ sauce, pretzels with beer ...
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Spamsational: TIFU by answering my sister's phone. My sister and I were in the kitchen together when I saw her phone ring. I'm a tease of a brother so I answered it with a really loud and long "heeellllllooooo?" the girl on the line asked if she was calling my sister, I replied "yes" just like this [guy](http://www.you...
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[deleted]: TIFU by holding a baby not long after surgery This will be a short one for you. On Monday I had appendix out and have been moping around at home recovering for a few days bored out of my damn mind. So my mum brings around my baby cousin to keep me busy. Long story short I held heragainst my chest facing out ...
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Merritt16: TIFU by giving blood. So not today but yesterday. So yesterday we had a blood drive at school and I had never donated before and I wanted to do my part. This being my first time I did what everybody told me to do, eat a good breakfast, drink lots of water. I assume the normal protocol. I was scheduled to giv...
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[deleted]: TIFU by apparently eating too much fiber. Let's get this started. I'm a healthy 18 year old. I eat basically the same thing everyday (cereal, eggs, fish, chicken, in that respective order.) So I try going to the bathroom last night, feeling a bit strange. As I lower my pants and squat down, I feel the cold t...
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a_davis: TIFU by talking to a girl that my friend was trying to get So let me just start with a little bit if backstory here. So I live in a relatively medium sized town where everybody knows everybody. Well when I graduated high school, I decided to go to a community college a little over an hour away from home. So my...
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NotYourLoginID: TIFU by messing with my System Variables and deleting the PATH variable... I was trying to be able to code C in Eclipse and didn't know that the already existing "Path" variable was the same as the "PATH" variable. So when I made a new variable for "PATH" the old one and all its references (Java, NVIDIA...
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HeresMrThrowaway: TIFU By showing a funny video of a teacher shooting students, to a friend who's been through a school shooting. So here's a little background, I am going to college to get a degree in teaching and for one of my current classes we each had to give a presentation about school discipline. So today was my...
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boardgamejoe: TIFU by changing a wallpaper on a Windows computer, and nearly getting fired. The event happened last Thursday but the aftermath happened this morning. I work at a factory, and we have various machines and a couple of them are run by these old Windows XP computers. On Wednesday of last week, one of these...
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Throwawayaccountzszs: TIFU by accidentally being anti-Semitic Throwaway account This occurred in 8th grade and still haunts me. I was doodling in my friends science notebook and thought it was a good idea to draw a hitler in the form of Kirby. Later in the day, when I was in orchestra class practicing our pieces for f...
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soursnoke: TIFU by losing over 900 dollars at an airport. I was on my way back from a week long business trip in Paris, Madrid, Japan, Macau, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Laos, Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, Africa, North America, the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, the Holy Roman Empire, Sparta, Venice, the Kalmar Union, Norway, th...
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zachboy95: TIFU by gambling on a dense, wet, gnarly fart. So today i woke up with a really big stomach ache. last night i was up until the wee hours of the AM battling the SS Diarrhea in my stomach. Seriously. torpedo after torpedo of wet, juicy Chinese take-out was erupting from the abyss within like Mt. Vesuvius on p...
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DudeManBr0: TIFU by running out of gas. So I'm an idiot and an asshole because my gas light came on today while driving to my second job but I thought "I have enough to make it there and back, I'll fill up when I get home." Turns out, I only had enough to make it a quarter of the way home before running out of gas on t...
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saggyness: TIFU by not calling my parents..... -Before I called the locksmith to open my cardoor because my dumbass left the keys inside there....BOOM, 180 bucks, gone. jacobstamand: I keep an extra key in my wallet. That way if I accidentally lock my keys in or lose them I have an extra on me. saggyness: Yes, in doin...
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mech101v: TIFU by reading a book TIFU yesterday night i stayed up late reading a book, then proceeded to sleep thru my alarm for my temp job. the job is having a interviews tomorrow for the permanent position. [deleted]: Is there a subreddit for "bad decisions"? Some of these "fuck ups" are getting repetitive; "I lo...
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[deleted]: TIFU by wearing my ex girlfriend's thong for a day. I lost a game where basically I pick a number between one and ten and then someone tries to guess it. If they get it, then I have to do whatever was set prior. Well I lost and I had to wear a thong all day. Afterwards, I was told it was my ex girlfriend's. ...
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AHandsomeBlackMan: TIFU by killing my lawn This morning my Dad asked me to help him with his lawn, killing weeds and shit. He handed me a spray bottle of weed killer and said "Just spray all the weeds." The whole back lawn has weed here and there so I thought, "why not just spray the whole lawn." After about an hour o...
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Jayke1981: TIFU by washing white sheets with a red silk quilt Yes, I've done ultimate washing faux pas! My dog has been ill since last night, (its Thursday 9am BST, as I write this) and at half 5 this morning I woke to find him being sick just inches from my head - and his dog vomit went over the red quilt by the side ...
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[deleted]: TIFU by running a red light and t-boning another car I was driving home from work earlier tonight and decided to call my dad to chat while on the drive. I was on the phone and checking my rearview mirror and I didn't notice that the light ahead had turned red. I tried to brake, but it was too late and I cli...
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majestichobo: TIFU by looking at fat people memes I'll try and keep this as short as possible. I work for a digital agency and I write a lot of online content, blog posts etc. I like to add a bit of humour to some of my posts and earlier today I'd written something about the most popular dishes in the UK. Anyway, time...
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[deleted]: TIFU by dropping my sunglasses in a dirty chinese squat pot I never thought I would have anything to add to this sub, but here I am. Sigh... So I've been frequenting /r/fitness and /r/gainit recently because I'm really skinny. With all the food I've been consuming I take a dump twice a day on days I work ou...
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Jamezzar: TIFU by eating my dads home grown chilli, then picking my nose and going to the toilet. So my dads been growing these chilli's. We like in the UK and to my understanding hotter chilli's grow in hotter climates. So i just ripped off a medium sized one, about half a thumb and shoved it in my mouth biting bits o...
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Alerion_: TIFU by parking my car in the university parking lot So my university's parking building is under renovation work. It's getting free/taken spot indicators and free spot counters per floor installed. So I parked in the specific floor which was getting work done today and I came back to see the back window dest...
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Alpha-Leader: TIFU by asking a friend how he was doing... A friend's brother died last week, and so my friend had been away. Today was the first day he was back, so I asked him, "Are you okay?" He said he he was, and then I fucked up..."Well you just got to keep hangin' in there." He burst into tears, later I found ou...
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op_xsupernova: TIFU by sleeping naked. I'm not actually sure if this was today or yesterday, as I have no idea what time this happened. Anyway. I got drunk before I went to bed last night, one of my favorite shows (American Horror Story) started its new season and I saw that as a reason to celebrate (who am I kidding...
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[deleted]: By turning off the light in the restroom while my boss was taking a dump... So I walked in our restroom at work which is a two man setup. One stall shitter and one urinal. I was using the urinal and my boss was taking a dump. I washed my hands and without even thinking about it opened the door and flipped th...
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[deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out Backstory - So I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks now, and she just recently started showing signs of affection. She's been hugging me more and coming closer to me. I'd go do something and separate from the group of friends that I hang out with and she'd join me willingl...
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Zerorion: TIFU by making satanic scones I'm taking a culinary class in school, because I absolutely SUCK at cooking. So we learned a lot of basics, stuff we already know, blah blah blah... And we made apple scones awhile back, and all was good. Then, the teacher assigned us to make our own version of the scones, with o...
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