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1381456594 | 1381507316 | null | t5_2to41 | 695 | VisualizeWhirledPeas: As a guest speaker in a high school class this morning, I used a dry erase marker on a Smart board, damaging school property.
The teacher told me to write something I was talking about on the board, so I did. She was so surprised/upset/?? when I wrote on the Smart board that she didn't say a word.... | 7 | 99.285714 | |
1381487845 | 1381598983 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,078 | [deleted]: TIFU and missed out on shower sex...
So, my wife came home from work before. It's night time here and she got home around 9pm. Same as every other night, how was your day? what did the kids have for dinner? just like any other day.
Anyhow she's getting ready to take a shower and she asks if I can wash ... | 8 | 134.75 | |
1381508856 | 1381512787 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by cancelling my "lost" credit card
I pulled my wallet out earlier to buy lunch and to my disgust the front was covered in chewing gum. Christ knows how that happened, it must have acquired the gum off a table at University or something and then I slipped my wallet into my pocket oblivious to the Wrigl... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1381517330 | 1381601898 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,975 | r4rion: TIFU By making my friend look like he was going to have sex with his entire family.
Don't ask how or why, but I ordered my friend a 36-pack of condoms as a joke (they were magnums so he couldn't use them) - they were expected to arrive next week.
-They arrived to his house today
-His mom opened the package be... | 16 | 248.4375 | |
1381524166 | 1381887842 | null | t5_2to41 | 83 | Panoply_of_Thrones: TIFU and trolled a camwhore
So I was on rockettube getting my groove on as my husband is away at work and I'm bored. So I'm watching this movie, starting to get a little into it, and I hear this blast of noise from a pop-up ad.
Oh hell no. A million different things are going through my head. It... | 8 | 10.375 | |
1381525159 | 1381807807 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,064 | rocksandshit: TIFU by going rock climbing... with diarrhea
This happened to me yesterday, and it's by far the worst thing that has ever happened to my life and will probably ever happen. It was so real that I was shocked by how real it was.
So I've been recovering from food poisoning for the past couple of days and I'... | 9 | 118.222222 | |
1381536819 | 1381553313 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | screwKFC: TIFU by accidentally using a pick-up line on a friend
I've got a test coming up and wanted somebody to study with, so I messaged one of the girls in my class(I'm a dude). Asked about time and place and asked what her middle initial was(her first and last are K and C). She said it was M and wanted to know why ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1381535276 | 1381591862 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | WreckToll: TIFU because I learned that I never took the SATs...
So back in high-school, I was fairly certain I took the SAT test, and the test-score is a really important bit of information that a 4-year college I'm applying to wants.
Apparently, I only took the PSATs, which of course, counts for nothing. Applications... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1381544771 | 1381723797 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | dubstepTIFU: TIFU by blasting dubstep during a assembly given by a man who's son was bullied into committing suicide.
Fuck. I really don't no where to begin on this one. So I use my Iphone as sort of a makeshift alarm clock, so it play a song through my blue-tooth stereo in my room. The song I have it set to play is [F... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1381552582 | 1381634895 | null | t5_2to41 | 129 | tmama1: TIFU by cumming on my dog
There I was, in the moment, fapping away. Things got a little 'out of hand' and I shot into the air.
Sometime during my fap session, my dog had walked into the room and laid down beside me. Couldn't hear his snoring over the volume. As I turned to clean up, there he is, fast asleep st... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1381552411 | 1381760370 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting an insensitive Facebook status
To begin with, when I get upset or stressed I'm not a yelly/screamy and punch things type person. I deal with stress and anger by using humor and oftentimes my humor can be dark or sarcastic. I like to laugh while I cry, basically.
Anyway, today I was woken up... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1381555271 | 1381591095 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ODDS
OKAY, SO ALL DAY I DON'T GO ON DIRTY SITES AND SHIT, BUT THE ONE TIME I DO, I GET DOUBLEFUCKED.
SO, IT'S LIKE WHAT, 1:06 AM AND MY DAD COMES UP AND ALL LIKE HEY, WHATS UP.
IM WEARING SOME FUCKING STUPID SHORTS THAT ARE FLOPPY AND THIN, SO THIN THAT IT CURLED UP TO ME AND LOOKS L... | 3 | 1 | |
1381560073 | 1381622315 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by never telling her how I feel
So, there's this girl that I've been crazy about since I was 16 years old, we've been super close for several years but I never told her how I felt. Now enter my closest guy friend who challenges my self-esteem everyday because how many numbers, date requests, etc. on a w... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1381557786 | 1381790482 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | Semyonov: TIFU by using one of those green dish scrub pads to itch an unfortunate place while in the shower...
Story time.
I was in the shower and as most guys understand sometimes you get an itch on your balls/dick and you gotta scratch it, but a normal fingernail scratch doesn't cut it. For some reason. You understa... | 4 | 5 | |
1381570045 | 1381717423 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | fllwthewolves09: TIFU By leaving my doors unlocked
I work for a major pizza franchise as a delivery driver. It is common practice for us to leave our car doors unlocked so we can get into our cars while carrying multiple bags of our customer's Delicious goods when dispatched to a delivery. Usually there is nothing of v... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1381585084 | 1381653040 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,479 | wisdomteethsuck: TIFU by convincing my photography class I'm a serial killer.
So I'm in a photography class at school, and we were touring the dark room for the first time. Naturally, it was dark, so everyone was commenting on how creepy it was in there. When the safety light was on, the room had an amber glow to it, j... | 11 | 134.454545 | |
1381608508 | 1381803082 | t3_1o8slg | t5_2to41 | 3 | JakRain: It's that whole generation, my sister is the same way. She complains about being broke but will go to Cuba and Mexico at least once a year if not more.
_mediajunkie: I not broke, I am 36 so I'm not sure what generation you are talking about. I have a good job in IT and do engineering consulting and adjunct te... | 3 | 1 | |
1381612112 | 1381716129 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | friendinthezone: TIFU by accidentally insulting my friend.
So, I was in class the other day, about to leave for lunch. Most of the class had already streamed out, including the teacher, except for myself and two friends: Alex and Diana.
Now, Diana is kind of self conscious. She comes off super confident, but she's ta... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1381616429 | 1381810842 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | Ressar: TIFU by trying to fix an issue with my friend's computer and accidentally making it unusable.
I spent the night at a friend's place last night following the Pokemon X/Y midnight release. He went to sleep and - as a result, woke up - long after I did and, being the helpful geek that I am (or would like to think ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1381625867 | 1381695539 | null | t5_2to41 | 143 | xXFall3nLegacy: TIFU by shitting my pants on an hour long bus tour.
So we are in Miami and doing a double-decker bus tour.
I feel a fart. There aren't many people on the buys.
I go for the fart. A gooey shit mixture came out.
I stop and try to keep my ass floating and keep the most serious poker-face of my life.
Ended... | 5 | 28.6 | |
1381635323 | 1381706698 | null | t5_2to41 | 230 | TruckerTimmah: TIFU by painting my car doors shut.
Decided to repaint the doorjambs on my Mercedes.
Since they werent matching (blue) on a black car. (PO did a shitty rattlecan paint job... I will be repainting the car myself at a later time...door jamb mismatch drove me up the wall) I got it all sanded and primed, and... | 10 | 23 | |
1381639633 | 1381683743 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,335 | AmericanGeezus: TIFU by destroying my business with a single misclick.
I am a full-service marketing 'consultant' for small businesses. I do everything from determining what sorts of advertising my clients need to the pixel services to make those advertisements. Today I discovered that I only halfassed my file backup s... | 12 | 111.25 | |
1381647634 | 1381719551 | null | t5_2to41 | 98 | regretfulpantser: TIFU by pantsing my friend
I spent the night at my friend's house last night, playing video games and watching movies. It was great. The next morning, he got a delivery and I decided to pants him in front of the mail carrier. Stupid, I know, but I thought it was funny. Not for long though...
A bit la... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1381661684 | 1381729898 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | ScroogeMcDuckII: TIFU because i'm too clever for my own good
**Background**
I have been having some diarrhea related problems. Let's leave it at that.
I do morning announcements with some friends, I get to miss like 10 minutes of class and crack some jokes on the PA system, win/win right?
...not today
So today start... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1381679562 | 1381721707 | null | t5_2to41 | 266 | AaronSarm: TIFU by agreeing to a blowjob while my gf went to pee.
Yesterday we went to a swingers party at a friend's house. The whole afternoon was filled with naked swimming and soaking in the hot tub. Lots of drinking as well. So, as it got darker and we got drunker, things turned more sexual. My gf and I were s... | 6 | 44.333333 | |
1381693426 | 1381708558 | null | t5_2to41 | 230 | Maxeddle: TIFU by shitting myself because a chair went up my ass.
So this happened to me about five years ago while I was at sleep away camp. So, at the time that this happened my whole bunk had this awful diarrhea bug going around and everyone was shitting, all the time. So, I was sitting on my bed which was the top b... | 4 | 57.5 | |
1381693706 | 1381709530 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | rya11111: [Announcement!] New Moderators Search!
NefastVoltaire: Hello, my sexy friends. I am NefastVoltaire. Yes.
I am here to humiliate myself before you all as you refuse my mod volunteer. :D
Why do you want to moderate this sub ? I would like to moderate because I spend a lot of my time on this sub. I am also he... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1381687315 | 1381768822 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | bjthecool2: TIFU by missing deadlines and a one-in-a-lifetime event
So two of my favourite bands, Of Mice & Men and Bring Me The Horizon (if you know who they are, love me or hate me) were coming to play a show and I was pumped as fuck. We got there as the doors were opening because I had to wait for my friends, so... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1381707909 | 1381759608 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my husband some homemade salsa
So there I am, chopping up some peppers, when I think to myself "man, I'm gonna really need to scrub my hands after this before I touch anything". A few minutes later my eye itches. BUT I've only been touching the peppers with my left hand and the knife with my r... | 3 | 9 | |
1381714262 | 1381735825 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,335 | obviousthrowawayffs: TIFU by shitting on my son's bed and blaming the dog.
So my son is 21 years old, and let's just say he's a bit lazy. He has never held a paying job. His mother and I have paid for his food, clothes, car, and most importantly SCHOOL even after he turned 18. He has never taken an ounce of responsibil... | 15 | 89 | |
1381725008 | 1381757619 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | kamranhalo: TIFU by ruining my date with a cute blond girl
So I took this really cute blond girl out to a movie .We went to see Capitan Phillips . I paid for both our tickets. Keep in mind I know this girl is into this other guy. We sat in the movie and thru out the movie I tried to hold her hand but she didn't move. A... | 4 | 23 | |
1381731269 | 1381776715 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by shagging after the cook came home
Guy here, I was feeling a really strong drive to shag today morning. But the cook was supposed to be coming in the next few mins and I didn't want to get interrupted in between so I just waited for him.
He reaches quite late.. wth. Anyway, so I tell him what cooking... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1381749635 | 1381817916 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | FlyingMonkey420: TIFU by having sex with a good friend (xPost /r/relationship_advice)
I'm not really sure how to start this so I'm just going to dive right in... So the other night I was fishing for a response out of my booty call on facebook and posted the typical "Who is awake" post and to my surprise my friend who I... | 6 | 6 | |
1381757029 | 1381787182 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Raiden_Gekkou: TIFU by having sex at my babysitters house.
Back in the second grade, instead of paying a lot of money for me to go to a professional sitter service, my parents found a woman nearby who would watch me for a lot less. There were some other kids there, but since I went there from evening until after dark, ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1381762016 | 1381813776 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,077 | [deleted]: TIFU by inappropriately blurting out "JEWS!" in my sociology 101 class.
During class we were asked to name people who it would be the most socially normal to do something. We were all supposed to just say the first type of people to pop into our heads given some information. After a few of these our professo... | 8 | 134.625 | |
1381770894 | 1382010946 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | reseph: Will you guys stop pissing all over your desks, keyboards, significant other, etc etc etc?
Do we need a counter for this too?
Goddamn. ಠ_ಠ
RobinHoodRat: I just shat on my new iPAD.
Sir_Dude: Were you using the new iToilet app?
RobinHoodRat: Yep Turd weighed 1.2 lbs #winning
Noxiqoid: /r/nocontext
| 5 | 18.4 | |
1381780728 | 1381871004 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | imonlinedammit: TIFU by yelling at one of my coworkers to whom I am a supervisor.
Started listing his fuck ups with "Number A...". There's really no recovery from that. We just smiled and went about our day.
barnacledoor: Huh? You yelled at an employee and that's a fuckup? Did you yell at them for something they ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1381783481 | 1381876936 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | milkpink: TIFU by calling a disabled man a zombie.
More like, during the weekend I fucked up.
I was heading to the "Zombie Walk" with my friends, which is a gathering of people dressed like zombies with games, food, etc. While on campus I saw a guy with wispy white hair, sunken in eyes, wearing all black. He was wal... | 4 | 8 | |
1381790141 | 1381804093 | null | t5_2to41 | 159 | noNoParts: TIFU by sending my job application under my novelty email
I'm happily unemployed but I still keep an eye out for a good opportunity (something I do *while* employed and I highly recommend). Today I found a good job opportunity on Craigslist: located nearby, requiring a unique set of skills that I happen to h... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1381795852 | 1381804425 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | justgotsuspended: TIFU by getting suspended after 11 years of never getting in trouble.
About 4 years ago, in middle school, I had downloaded Tor so I could browse reddit and whatnot, and put it in my "S:\ Drive". It's a folder being stored by the school district and when I log in to my account, it shows up as being mo... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1381786512 | 1381824343 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | lliinnddsseeyy: TIFU by eating questionable ham.
It was lunch time. I wanted a sandwich. My family rarely has lunch meat in the house (because they hate me, I guess? I don't know what kind of people don't have copious amounts of varying types of lunch meat), but today when I opened the fridge I saw an opened package of... | 3 | 16 | |
1381802084 | 1381803556 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | glennman360: TIFU by telling my ex gf that i love her
My ex girlfriend and i were tight den a mu fucka.
we still live together. only difference is she is tots mcgoats gay and cheated on me with a lady girl she only knew for a week.
She is pretty much constantly fucking this girl. I feel bad that this girl has to de... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1381805059 | 1381876315 | null | t5_2to41 | 406 | livegoodtimes: TIFU by drunk face timing.
So I was drunk and trying to have some sexy FaceTime with my girl, but I accidentally facetimed one of my coworkers wife. I don't even know how I got her number. Then the coworker facetimed me to find out wtf is going on and I accept his FaceTime while I am completely naked. He... | 4 | 101.5 | |
1381809531 | 1385885396 | null | t5_2to41 | 77 | potsmoking_princess: TIFU by not closing my porn pop-ups.
Today, a lot of my extended family was over for Thanksgiving dinner. I spent my summer working in Kenya and I haven't seen a lot of family since I've been back, so I decided to grab my laptop and show them some of my photos. What I had forgotten was that last ... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1381834354 | 1381940033 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,427 | GabrielNaess: TIFU and stalked a girl at school without realizing it.
So lately I've been having the diarrhea real bad. (I did not shit myself, just saying.)
And as such I've been forced to excuse myself from class several times a day.
Apparently I was not the only one with diarrhea, a girl in my class was also sufferi... | 20 | 71.35 | |
1381838200 | 1381855589 | null | t5_2to41 | 300 | Hans_Vader: TIFU and now my whole class hates me
It was at the beginning of class and everyone was taking their seats. As my neighbor prepared to sit down I had the retarded thought that if I pulled her seat back so that she would fall down it'll be really funny and she'll finally like me. I really don't know why I did... | 5 | 60 | |
1381851327 | 1381853477 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: ALTAIFU a subreddit for fuck ups that happened a while ago!
Fgmaniac: I know it doesn't follow the title, but I always thought that TIFU is still appropriate for fuck-ups of the past. I mean, the rules don't actually state that TIFU is not for fuck-ups of the past.
It's better to just have this community f... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1381853734 | 1381955656 | null | t5_2to41 | 104 | serriberry: TIFU by papercutting my eye
tl;dr - Good idea: do work. Bad idea: unwittingly papercut your eye.
My worst nightmare has come true. I papercut my eye with about 15 pages of paper. I got to an optometrist right away, and was able to take [a picture of a picture they took](http://i.imgur.com/dgkEGV4.jpg). T... | 3 | 34.666667 | |
1381866640 | 1381867360 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a women
So it started off meeting this 6/10 black women on okcupid. We go out to a bar and hit it off, her talking 95% of the time and me 5%. Since it was the first time seeing each other I figure we would just part our own ways after. She asks of I can walk her home I agree. When we ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1381866375 | 1381887471 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | Fgmaniac: TIFU by drinking a glass of water, and using it to pressure wash my house with orange fluid.
Yesterday was Canadian thanksgiving, and instead of having the usual beaver drizzled in maple syrup (kidding) I ate a traditional meal with a bit of a twist. Instead of turkey we had raw chunks of prime beef with a pa... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1381864416 | 1381871573 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | LzTangeL: TIFU by lying at work about owning a video game.
Ok so all my co-workers were gathered around the office talking about playing the new Madden 25 game and how awesome it is. I am a gamer but i can't really play/enjoy sports games to save my life!
But for some reason my brain does this wierd thing where it al... | 3 | 13 | |
1381858491 | 1381912532 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | HeIsMyPossum: TIFU by celebrating my Health Risk Assessment with 2 Panchero's Burritos
For context, I'm 5' 6-1/2" and 143 pounds (just got measured).
My company does a Health Risk Assessment to give people incentives to be healthy. They take your height, weight, blood draw, etc. and if you are healthy you get money of... | 5 | 7 | |
1381878920 | 1381946807 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | greensign: TIFU by Driving away from a drive through.
This happened yesterday, but I forgot to write this in my embarrassment.
So I went inside my nearby burger king and was behind some dude who wrote his order on wood and was ordering 6 fucking meals. Knowing how slow the god damn burgerking people were I figured it ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1381888204 | 1381890133 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | s34n_h: TIFU by laughing in sex ed
so we where in the "pregnancy & birth" part of the program and the topic was periods. in the video a narrator says "during a womans period mucus and blood is expelled from the vagina" and a friend of mine leaned over and said; "Bless you.". i just fucking lost it! i couldnt stop l... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1381883538 | 1381896933 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | MadameQuiggles: TIFU by posting a NSFW drawing on IMGUR.
So here I am, minding my own business and posting art that I've created on IMGUR to share on reddit or with my friends. Turns out that I wasn't paying attention when uploading pictures to the gallery for everyone to view for the respect of artistic beauty and upl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1381888970 | 1381898011 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | synchroidiotic: TIFU by smashing an entire bottle of nail polish on my carpet.
Tomorrow evening I'm getting together with some lady friends to eat, drink, and exchange our un- or infrequently-used nail polishes. Tonight I pull out my collection and start to sort through it. I come across a bottle of bright orange (in... | 4 | 6 | |
1381893517 | 1381896310 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | 1010harry: I got disqualified for board of trustees because of ridiculous reason
dobtoronto: 1. Keep the moral high ground. That means don't call anyone a faggot and don't insult people
2. Write a letter that is dated and well-written and ask that the school file it so that there is a record of your statement. Assert... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1381900295 | 1381916489 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | angelofdeathofdoom: TIFU by sending a video about the Japanese Love Industry to my professor. Video in comments
Video: http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-japanese-love-industry
I fucked up. I fucked up big time.
I'm taking Japanese in college right. So I'm watch the first 8 minutes of this video and th... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1381915868 | 1382000211 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,990 | fuck4847837923-9: TIFU and cost my client $20,000+ in 5 minutes.
I'm a software developer. I was developing a software for a client, who is a stocks trader. The software is a trading software for automating the buying / selling of stocks.
I normally use a demo account to test my software, and during this testing, I pu... | 23 | 86.521739 | |
1381923847 | 1381976658 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cat have his way with a stuffed animal.
So last night when I got home from work, wifey tells me a story about the cat playing oddly with a stuffed elephant we won from a claw crane machine (I'm fairly good at those). He starts biting at it, then proceeds to try and hump it. It isn't as lar... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1381927004 | 1381954314 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my fiance's relationship with all of her friends.
2 weeks ago I proposed to my girlfriend (for the sake of this TIFU, her name will be Sam) on vacation. She said yes. She’s only human.
When we got back from said vacation, there was a distinct lack of messages of congratulations from her fr... | 4 | 14 | |
1381922484 | 1381948993 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU By using the wrong light bulb.
The lamp I used as main lighting in my room was rated to use light bulbs no hotter than 60 watts. After a few years of not checking the bulb, and simply replacing it when they burned out, I started thinking that the lamp was rated for higher than it actually was. So for th... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1381909762 | 1382012764 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | hiryuu1115: TIFU by baking over-confidently.
I enjoy baking for friends, and the request that I received was a pumpkin cheesecake. I was feeling overconfident and made the crust without measuring things and apparently put too much butter in. I compounded the issue by not baking the cheesecake in a water bath because I ... | 4 | 10 | |
1381936757 | 1381937998 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thefakeblahman: TIFU by taking a coworkers hat
A little back story first. I have known this coworker for a whole. We uses to work at a call center together and we got along great. So we find out we're working together again we picked up where we left off.
So today I finishing up loading her truck and I walk into the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1381941866 | 1382026588 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | Kate96320: TIFU in just a matter of minutes
So, we have a little pond in our garden with a few goldfishes. I was home alone and i went outside to check up on my rabbit and my chickens (to make sure everything was okay for the night). When I walked past the pond I saw one goldfish lying upside down at the surface. assum... | 5 | 5 | |
1381932533 | 1381997355 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend scared of me.
This just happened this morning at about 1 am. I'm at my gfs house and we start having sex. We're trying some new positions and I suggested before that we do this position where she's on her stomach and I'm on top, she said she was up for it, so we tried it. Everyth... | 5 | 5 | |
1381937116 | 1382122775 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | turnktail: TIFU By putting my backpack down
The day started off nice and I had woken up ealry. I had extra time to get ready for school so I got all my textbooks ready and packed my lunch. Got my shoes and backpack and set them in the hallway next to the door so I could grab them on the way out. With 30 extra minutes I... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1381899157 | 1381967132 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | xDontRun: TIFU by scaring a girl half to death
Hey guys,
So this girl and I have become friends this past semester, as we are in the same class and sit together every day. I don't know everything about her, but still, I feel like an asshole for what happened earlier.
So we agreed to meet in the library to get some w... | 3 | 3 | |
1381960074 | 1381975740 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | thatonecommunist: TIFU by explaining GTA V to a friend
A friend and i were walking down the street the other day. He was telling me about how you can flip people off in GTA V. (I dont own the game so i didnt know). I saw a roosterteeth video on how they do "the air jerk off" to each other. Right as i was going through ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1381965762 | 1382017944 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | sawat: TIFU by helping a kitten
So my boss at work drives a jeep, and most days he leaves the top of it off. Well there is a bad problem with people letting their cats roam about and they will climb into his jeep and piss all over the seats. My boss sets a trap up every night with cat food and we trap a cat every few d... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1381967435 | 1381979110 | null | t5_2to41 | 234 | NefastVoltaire: TIFU by bending over in the hallway at work.
What you think happened didn't happen.
I am a teacher. I dropped some papers at work and started to bend to pick them up. At the same moment, a student comes barreling down the hall at top speed and his shoulder collides with my face.
My vision swims for a ... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1381976370 | 1382134886 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | lost_and_shit_found: TIFU by accidentally posting my soon to be ex-girlfriends number on /r/teenagers
**Post copied and pasted from my post to /r/teenagers with the user removed:**
Some of you may know who I am based on my username. (You lovely people on /r/TIFU won't)I am posting from this account so that it doesn'... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1381978129 | 1382237392 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | ObsessiveDelusion: TIFU by eating an entire brick of cheese in one day
I decided it would be a great idea to cut up an entire brick of cheese and eat it with chips and salsa on Sunday.. Worst idea I could have possibly imagined involving cheese... Sharp stomach pains, gas, bloating, this is some grade A constipation. ... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1381984779 | 1381990705 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway22981: TIFU by getting high
hey guys today i really messed up, ok so i sit by this girl in class and we have developed a relationship over the last couople of weeks and i was planning on asking her out, but today things got weird... so today she wasnt at school and i was texting her durring class and everythin... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1381983493 | 1382019056 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | disco_sushi: TIFU by forgetting I used my crock pot.
In the grand scheme of fuck-ups, this one is relatively minor. But here it is anyway.
Reddit, I hate cooking. The fact that we need to eat to survive is something I view as an inconvenience. If science could develop some sort of tablet that provided us with all our ... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1381989061 | 1382051948 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,723 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to try out a new fetish with my husband.
My husband and I just had a baby a few months ago and we haven't been able to take a sexy shower together for quite some time. We finally got the baby to sleep and snuck away to have some much needed shower sex. We were so excited. Right when we were ... | 14 | 265.928571 | |
1381997403 | 1382101643 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | chemeketakid: TIFU and shit on my hat.
I'm a US Navy Sailor, which means I wear a uniform at work. This uniform has a hat (spoken "cover") associated with it, which I am not normally allowed to wear inside. The normal way to keep your cover with you for this uniform is to put it in a cargo pocket at your knee; my curre... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1382000115 | 1382319713 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | canobiecrazy: TIFU by sleeping 10 hours instead of 2.
It was a half day at my school today. I woke up as normal, at 6:30 in the morning. Ereyesterday, I had pulled an all nighter, and yesterday, I fell asleep at 2 AM. I was pretty tired, but I could deal with it. I was going to just take a nap for a few hours, It was 6... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1381990870 | 1382437130 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | JuniorCrab: TIFU By trusting a fart at a football game.
I had been having some stomach pains all day then they went away for a couple hours me and my friend went to a ball game we were walking then some stomach pains then i felt like i had to fart real bad i let it happen then i shit myself i clenched real hard i said ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1382023093 | 1382387033 | null | t5_2to41 | 127 | maximilianec: TIFU by revealing my kindergarten teacher's tattoos
This didn't happen today, but is still a great story nonetheless. So when I was in kindergarten, I had this pretty hot teacher and I knew this even when I was a kindergartener. She was in her late 20s and the whole class loved her. But she was infamous f... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1382028229 | 1382050526 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | 7dare: TIFU by gettings involved in a fight then getting beat up in front of everyone
Yesterday I was the happiest boy that could be.
This evening I considered suicide. I got in a fight with some dude who is way weaker than me and that I hated for a long time. I got so stressed of the approximate 40 friends looking at... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1382036737 | 1382065420 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU and made one of my biggest fears as a student come true
I guess I'll start off by giving some context here. I'm a Sophomore Electrical Engineering student in a relatively rigorous program. Being that it's the middle of the fall, midterms have been popping up. On Wednesday I had a Physics midterm whic... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1382000246 | 1382140246 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | aaaaarg: TIFU by crashing my friend's car
**TLDR: Crashed a friend's car, foot the bill. Insure your cars people**
It happened yesterday, actually.
I borrowed a friend's car for the day. The owner then went to class. On the way, I picked up two others. There's two options to get from where I am to my destination: t... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1382030224 | 1382060653 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | canadasecond: TIFU by accidentally mooning my boss.
Biking in the rain this morning, I arrived at work to lock up my bike. The bike lock area is right beside the parking lot. I had rain pants on but everything was a bit damp and sticky. I tried to take off my rain pants before heading to work. In doing so, I accidenta... | 4 | 8 | |
1382052947 | 1382066783 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | davycrockett76: TIFU by having stagefright in the bathroom
I was (trying to) pee in a long line of urinals today. However, i have shy bladder syndrome, so its difficult for me to pee when there are lots of people around. So there i was, pushing with all my might. Unfortunately, I let out a rather boisterous fart. Inste... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1382055629 | 1382068674 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | ShotzInTheDark: TIFU by losing my wife's engagement ring
It's been a rough couple of weeks, Reddit. I fucked up majorly last week and the beginning of this one with a lie I told before we were even engaged - one from right when we began dating. I perpetuated this lie for years. Then, I got caught, and came out with all... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1382060782 | 1382142042 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | thefakkinshit: TIFU By telling a coworker I noticed he was attracted to me as a joke.
I work with this guy, big stoner, so we connected on that from the beginning. We lived close by, so we started carpooling and basically smoking a lot of pot, which lead to being together a lot of time after work. So the other day I wa... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1382067294 | 1382068294 | t3_1ooueo | t5_2to41 | 48 | Fgmaniac: From the fear of being fired, or the rush of
jerking off to your wife's tits?
iamesauce: from the rush of elementary school exhibitionism
Fgmaniac: Speaking of exhibitionism, OP I'm actually an internationally acclaimed internet hacker.
If I could get a copy of the photo of your wife's tits, I could probabl... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1382065068 | 1382124038 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,544 | beaten-by-supergirl: TIFU by picking up my friend's little sister
I went to the mall today with my friend, her parents, and her three-year-old sister. After a while, the parents asked me if I could watch little sister in the children's play area while they took my friend clothes-shopping.
So I sat for a bit, watching ... | 10 | 154.4 | |
1382068064 | 1382159067 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | Migitmafia: TIFU by taking 72mg of Concerta after a night of heavy drinking.
Last night some friends and I got absolutely wasted. I woke up this morning to find that I missed my first class and had a test in an hour, I got up and instantly sat back down on my bed from getting so dizzy. I remembered that I had 2 36mg Co... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1382075636 | 1382102017 | null | t5_2to41 | 260 | Solsken92: TIFU by cheating on a pop quiz...and then ratting myself out for it
Microbiology major here. Exam week in all the science courses, and forget to do a reading for a core theology course. Professor is unsurprisingly miffed that no one in his class of predominantly science majors bothered to read this week's pa... | 5 | 52 | |
1382079232 | 1382090835 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accientally taking a double dose of Zzzquil
Title says it all really...I've been having some sleeping problems so I took one liquid capfull of Zzzquil (like Nyquil with only the sleep agent) around 9:30 or 10:00. I wasn't feeling sleepy at all so I decided to chill out and play some Pokemon. Since I ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1382103734 | 1382207440 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | meltphace26: TIFU by stopping for a TV interview on the street
So I was on my way home from uni when out of nowhere a dude stops me if I'd answer him some questions. I recognised the guy, having him seen on the internet making funny interviews so I said yes. Turned out to be more embarrasing than funny unfortunately.
... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1382107142 | 1382699439 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | juicylips336: TIFU..... just reset the counter.
Im a 24 year old female that is lactose intolerant but dairy is my favorite food group. I put cheese on everything and worry about the consequences later.
I'm doing last minute work on the endocrin system for my anatomy and physiology class and I'm not getting far becau... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1382103602 | 1382132392 | null | t5_2to41 | 187 | [deleted]: TIFU by Putting on the walking dead
I work in a school and when it rains I put on the projector and Screen and put a movie/TV show on.
Well today at luch i decided to put on the walking dead for the junior lunch, this ranges from 11 year old to 13 year olds
so from some reason i thought this was ok to watc... | 13 | 14.384615 | |
1382109575 | 1382119343 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | Prodigy311: TIFU by openly berating a deaf man.
This wasn't today, but I just discovered this sub, so here goes.
Back in college, I worked in a shoe store. I'm very helpful and also very annoyed when ignored, which is by far my biggest pet peeve. This middle aged man (AH = Asshole) was admiring our fine selection of fa... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1382111492 | 1382153937 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Jack_and_Coke: TIFU by making brownies
Last night i decided to make pot brownies. It's my boyfriends birthday party today and i thought pot brownies would be fun for the party. So when they were ready i decided to eat some just to see how strong they were. Well i ate a BIG piece cause in my head it seemed like a good i... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1382123457 | 1382331740 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | justthedoctor12: TIFU by texting my friend
So my friend and I are sitting in a pep rally. For the sake of personal information, we'll call him He-Man. So He-Man is sitting a few rows behind. We both hate pep rallies, so we started texting each other random shit. So just for the sake of being stupid, I texted, "Hey He-M... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1382122165 | 1382567919 | null | t5_2to41 | 254 | noobishcholo: TIFU by not properly submitting a research paper.
So, let me start off by saying, I'm a highschool student who was taking an online class for college credit.
Part of this class involved writing a five page research paper about a painting. I made sure to get the paper done in advanced so I wouldn't get ca... | 7 | 36.285714 | |
1382139601 | 1382156748 | t3_1oqghb | t5_2to41 | 84 | Anon_Alcoholc: I'd say having a housekeeper is pretty crazy. Then again maybe I'm just really poor.
disenchanted_youth: 80 bucks per session, once per month isn't expensive.
bakedpotato_: I wish I had that kind of mulah
disenchanted_youth: I'm not super rich. It's really worth it to have a professional cleaning done o... | 8 | 10.5 |
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