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1382129770 | 1382208929 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,526 | DSTFU: TIFU by punching a baby
I was coming home from work on a semi-crowded rush hour Toronto subway. I was standing hanging onto a pole and the seats were all full. In my hand was a book so I was holding on with one hand and two planted feet. Suddenly, the train brakes and somebody behind me smashes into my lower bac... | 11 | 138.727273 | |
1382140956 | 1382144537 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | dramaticat: I assume this is how the first werewolf was conceived..
[deleted]: Dude.. You let a animal rape you
NefastVoltaire: Oh, and you'd know nothing about that sort of activity, /u/Anal_Gaper2...
[deleted]: No actually, I'm not into beastiality
NefastVoltaire: Wrong activity.
[deleted]: Ah, I thought you meant ... | 7 | 3 | |
1382143002 | 1382374996 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | TheApple-iLurk: TIFU: I made pot cookies with moldy weed and ate one last night
So technically it's YIFU... My guy was going to throw it out so I got it free. It wasn't white mold, it was darkish, and there was a lot of it. I stupidly figured the triple heating of proper cannabis cooking would kill the mold and didn... | 7 | 5 | |
1382124888 | 1382149142 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | MrWaffles52: TIFU by taking my friends water bottle.
So it's lunchtime at high school,etc., on a Friday. I felt like messing around with one of my friends so I grab his water bottle. He starts to *sprint* after me and, I begin to run as well. To lose him, I jump over a table (tables are outside and lined up, like a lon... | 3 | 2 | |
1382148142 | 1382301194 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | scatking69: TIFU by holding it in playing Super Smash Brothers
OK this didn't actually happen today, or to me for that matter. But it happened to my brother when Smash Brothers was brand new on the 64. You will likely enjoy this.
So me and my brother were chillin out and shit, I was 11ish and he was 9ish. We got ex... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1382184062 | 1382268059 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,691 | 115872: TIFU by farting on a maxim model
Ok, this was a couple years ago, but I love this sub.
This was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life (throwaway because I'm a baby) I was working at a college bar with a girl who was a maxim "college hottie." It was after closing time and we were the only one... | 12 | 140.916667 | |
1382255644 | 1382383575 | t3_1osc8a | t5_2to41 | 4 | Greengent: http://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ok5df/a_paki_walks_into_a_doctors_office/
chubs44: That. was. terrible. lol I can't believe you told that joke to someone from india hahaha
Greengent: I hadn't realized he was Indian until he told us, he doesn't look it. I apologized profusely and told him I wasn't... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1382229778 | 1382688306 | null | t5_2to41 | 114 | SawNakedRussian: TIFU by seeing Russian junk.
My boyfriend, Josh, lives in America, is American, and had American parents. But his parents were good friends with a Russian man named Stanislav, so much so they made Stanislav the god-father of Josh.
Go figure, they died, leaving Josh an orphan in Stanislav's care. Stan ... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1382227038 | 1382362434 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | wildwafle: TIFU by getting high and ODing on dairy
So last night I decided it was time to whip out the ol' Bongowski. Three hours and 5 rips later i decided to get one of the best pizzas ever from the shop just behind my house. Spicy Buffalo chicken.
Now mind you I had some grade A stuff so I walked into place with s... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1382271527 | 1382325079 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | Renegade_86: TIFU by not knocking before walking into my partners parents house
This morning I was out doing a delivery for work when my partner asked if I could swing by her parents house to collect something for her. She told me her mum would be at work but her stepdad would be in.
I've been with my partner 11 years... | 9 | 140.666667 | |
1382290339 | 1382398243 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Arctic_Religion: Today I fucked up by driving a $74k vehicle into another car
So. I fucked up. I was best man for my friend's wedding so it was my job to throw a bachelor party. So I borrowed my grandparent's brand new Cadillac Escalade and rounded up all the groomsmen and groom to pick up junk from Walmart for the nig... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1382296008 | 1382391960 | null | t5_2to41 | 367 | GabrielNaess: TIFUpdate: TIFU and stalked a girl at school without realizing it.
Update for http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ohsku/tifu_and_stalked_a_girl_at_school_without/
(Really sorry for the late reply, had things to do).
Nothing big happened, the principal, myself and the girl and her father was sat in a r... | 7 | 52.428571 | |
1382311276 | 1382367478 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | MagicJumpingBean: TIFU by spilling milk on my computer.
funny1humor: i like pie
funny1humor: but yeah, sucks for you
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1382319192 | 1382391009 | null | t5_2to41 | 208 | Bromothymol_blue: TIFU by cleaning my penis.
With peppermint bar soap.
It burns and I'm tearing up.
I have to leave for work in a minute.
:'(
HeinrichNutslinger: Chill
ZoZferatu: Chili
threela: Did someone say [chili?](http://imgur.com/n0bBkQi)
Infinitenemesis: Chili P Bitch!
thecrikster: # It's Chili Peanut Bitching ... | 6 | 34.666667 | |
1382327298 | 1382345451 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU changing somebody's grade
Today in class the teacher handed back our grades for the year. Let me tell you, they were abysmal- everyone was struggling to maintain a stable passing grade. Now, I couldn't help but notice that one of my classmates got full marks on a group project when all of the other memb... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1382329233 | 1382471667 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | thefoobar9: TIFU and missed my Philosophy midterm
Actually this was Thursday, but I just found out about it today. I've been having some personal problems lately, and I'm still getting over a cold, as well as having heartburn, so I wasn't able to get barely any sleep for this Thursday. I'm a computer science student, a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1382329107 | 1382377857 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | bearplanes: TIFU by eating tofu on a club trip [LONG, but includes pants shitting]
So this happened last night, ended earlier.
I was in an unfamiliar city with a club to visit some gardens and such. The profs let us free in the downtown area, and we had to be back at the bus by 10:00 (from 8:00). As a group of out of ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1382351028 | 1382511184 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,588 | cpawho: TIFU by making out with a stranger in front of my girlfriend.
Girlfriend and I were at a corn maze, and she got ahead of me on purpose so I'd go looking for her. I found her after a few minutes in the dark, by herself at a dead end, so I surprised her by turning her around and making out with her on the spot.
... | 10 | 258.8 | |
1382360514 | 1382367948 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a zit cream my mum gave me
Sorry if there's bad English in this post, it's not my first language. But anyways, let's begin.
So it was a beatiful day, I was sitting at home, playing GTA V when my mum came home, and gave me some cream. She said it was for my face and should help my face be nice ... | 3 | 12 | |
1382363628 | 1382375475 | null | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at porn while logged into my Google account.
Yep. Did you know Google had this neat feature where you your browser history syncs across all devices? You know, my computer, my girlfriends laptop? Yep yep yep. And when your girlfriends mom uses the same computer? Oh, and she also believes that ... | 7 | 16.714286 | |
1382360641 | 1382438043 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | colak1: TIFU by yelling to a coworker across a relatively quiet room.
I work as a 911 dispatcher and received a call from a Spanish speaker. Personally, I don't habla but one of my co-workers does. There's a loud disturbance on the phone line and it's blaring in my ear so I yell across the room like a fucking idiot "H... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1382378293 | 1382379691 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting 'Send'
So I had a bit of a sexy text exchange with a guy from OkCupid about a week ago. I ended up setting my phone down and some buttons accidentally got pressed. It showed a draft message as a reply to this Chilean supermodel-looking dude and no matter what I did, I couldn't delete it all. ... | 5 | 8 | |
1382381202 | 1382382660 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | myhouse313: TIFU by asking if someone was sick
Well this happened about a week ago but none the less, still haunts me to this day. Let's begin.
I'm a broke college kid that absolutely loves hockey. Well i receive a phone call from one of my best friends back home (i only live about 45 minutes from campus) saying that... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1382386715 | 1385447817 | null | t5_2to41 | 459 | Rob_G: TIFU by trying to stick my hand into a swarm of angry bees
I saw this clip on /r/gifs or /r/WTF a while ago of a guy approaching a whole swarm of bees attached to a tree. He slowly puts his hand through the mass of squirming insects and removes it a few seconds later, totally unharmed. The next time, he goes bac... | 7 | 65.571429 | |
1382400944 | 1382668555 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | _Jungfrau: TIFU by mistranslating a german word, making light of a horrible disease and ruining my friend's stag weekend
If the T in this acronym stands for 'ten years ago' then I guess you could say TIFU. Yes this is an old story, one I've been telling for many years and one I've wanted to tell on reddit for a long ti... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1382401884 | 1382438536 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | bizarro_me: TIFU by trying on my sister's panties
I'm a 30 yo gay male. I'm home visiting my family (mom and sis) and as I was about to shower, I noticed my sister left her black panties hanging on a towel hanger. I've been thinking about trying panties and how they would feel for a few weeks now. I impulsively grabbed... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1382406558 | 1382548415 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,539 | SawNakedRussian: TIFU by throwing lube at my boyfriend's dad.
So some of you may have read my TIFU earlier about walking into the bathroom while the very same boyfriend's dad, named Stanislav or Stan, was in the bathtub.
Oops, I fucked up again. Poor, poor Stan.
My boyfriend Josh and I went to Russia for his aunt's w... | 20 | 76.95 | |
1382415438 | 1382461157 | null | t5_2to41 | 298 | Scratch_My_Balls: TIFU by having sex with an employee without a condom
I had received free tickets to a football game yesterday. None of my friends could go on such short notice so I asked a girl who worked for me since I knew she had the day off. She's 7 years younger then me and I thought she was gay, being that I'... | 8 | 37.25 | |
1382408130 | 1382426739 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | CreamWafers: TIFU several times in the shower.
So it's my first year at a boarding school. So we have this crappy locker room that has been around for 20-30 years.
Anyways, I did my homework and ate dinner before my shower tonight. That's the first fuckup. As it turns out, if you're the last one there the shower is a... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1382422304 | 1382459818 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | GoldXP: TIFU By giving a teacher a gift
I graduated High School when I was 18. When I left I got along very well with two teachers. You know those teachers that you feel like you could trust and confide things in? That's what they where to me. Let's called them Mr Blue and Mrs Red. When I graduated I stayed as a math t... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1382435958 | 1382765449 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Caspern: TIFU by turning on my headlights.
Just before all of this, I've gotta mention that I'm Asian. (Here we go)
And for this particular scene, I was driving. Rather, I *have* been driving like a complete fuck-up. Now, just to be clear, I haven't been into the automobile-driving business long- probably about 5 mont... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1382450341 | 1382468644 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,194 | [deleted]: TIFU by going swimming
Last weekend my family rented this fancy holiday home to celebrate my brothers birthday. My brother (who is very christian and is waiting till he gets married to have sex) turned 26 so my parents put a little shindig together. Not far from town we got this awesome place with a sweet la... | 10 | 119.4 | |
1382453057 | 1382511625 | null | t5_2to41 | 721 | Chilaxbro: TIFU by posting a computer repair ad and getting fired from my job of 2 years.
I have working with a certain company down here in Alabama who does electronic recycling, and they also sell products like computers, servers, switches, and a whole lot of other business equipment. They also have a small store whi... | 10 | 72.1 | |
1382469230 | 1382491666 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | p00py_pants: TIFU by shitting at work.
I made a throwaway account for obvious reasons; but I wanted to share since you guys will probably enjoy my misery more than I do.
Today, no more than 20 minutes ago in fact, I was merrily sitting at my desk browsing Reddit and doing some reconciling for September. Suddenly - a... | 5 | 8 | |
1382478843 | 1382818326 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | plsdntanxiety: TIFU by whacking myself in the balls four times
I was dreaming and in my dream, a cockroach was about to [fly at me](http://pestcemetery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/flying-roach-pest-cemetery.jpg)
I raised my hand in defence and covered myself in a blanket, the roach landed and was crawling around ... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1382482999 | 1382483101 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | mooncloud: TIFU by jacking off to loud porn with my windows open and my mini blinds down...
1st edit: I didn't pay attention to the time and it's when all the kids are coming home from school.
[deleted]: How is that fucking up?
mooncloud: small kids were outside playing in their yard, i have loud speakers
| 3 | 2 | |
1382492342 | 1382544873 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | CHUNKY101: TIFU byt telling my guy friend about a sex dream I had about him
I had a sex dream about my guy friend and I tried to act normal around him but I was unable to. After his pestering I finally told him that I had a sex dream about him. After that class ended and I left him standing in shock. Later, instead of ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1382495984 | 1382539376 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,404 | [deleted]: TIFU by concluding my college essay with "FUCK FUCK FUCK TITTY FUCK!!!"
So I have to submit these weekly mini 1-2 page essays online for my English class at University. Today at the beginning of class my professor told me he'd like to talk to me after class, which was odd since I have a good grade in it and... | 14 | 100.285714 | |
1382477418 | 1382502541 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | somedelightfulmoron: TIFU by looking young
It's my grandparents last day in Ireland before they go back to the US tomorrow and they called me just after work to buy some Bailey's Irish Cream as a souvenir. They loved the drink so much we had to make sure we have Bailey's or Maloney's (same thing, different brand) durin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1382488747 | 1382508824 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | relevantsam: TIFU by causing non-accepted students to receive acceptance calls
I'm a student web developer and my boss was put in charge of creating a system to track incoming students for one of the colleges in my university that would enable student recruiters to more effectively reach out to students.
This quickly ... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1382486267 | 1382552202 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | AmishJohn81: TIFU by making my girl cry.
[BREAKING BAD SPOILERS]
Today I was over at my girlfriend's house. She is a goody-goody and so is her whole family. We were bored so we put on Netflix. Her mom was there and bored as well so she wanted to watch something with us. We have heard all about how good Breaking Bad is,... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1382515650 | 1382518205 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | dischordiasnightmare: TIFU by looking for a jigsaw blade with my hand stuck in a piece of MDF instead of having a look. Was kind of inevitable really.
Lesson, you should not try and build things when you're sleep deprived. [There will be blood.](http://imgur.com/VgMaEHI)
ThisFaceLeftBlank: My God, talk about a, "Direct... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1382543433 | 1382586895 | null | t5_2to41 | 193 | dawrina: TIFU by putting my resume on Careerbuilder.com
So I recently graduated from college, and I'm looking for a full-time job like every other schmuck in this world.
The logical thing for me would be to put my resume on career builder, and start applying for some jobs. Done and done.
I got a call this morning ... | 10 | 19.3 | |
1382498887 | 1382564438 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | Shintri: BY chucking a sickie
barnacledoor: Uh, this post makes no sense to unfortunate American me.
Shintri: Sorry about the slang..... calling in sick at work and having the day off.
barnacledoor: So, you took the day off because you were sick and one of the other people on your team took care of a travel request? ... | 6 | 2 | |
1382541300 | 1382555090 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | frsp: TIFU by not thinking before speaking.
I'm sitting in my study hall, deeply ashamed.
A few minutes ago we were at lunch, laughing it up over a bizarre Cosmo-style sex tips article we found on the internet. After being given a laundry list of what to eat and what not to eat for better tasting semen, I announced, "... | 5 | 2 | |
1382533742 | 1382570487 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | StormMFeel: TIFU by making my teacher think I'm a lesbian
So, there i was. Sitting in culture-class. With all the backseat kissers and other students not paying attention at all. Today i think it was like 3/4 not being at school (always).
I got a popsicle from my boyfriend friend =) they had been
to the local store nea... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1382561400 | 1382564361 | null | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing spandex/nylon panties during my lunchtime workout.
Dat smell.
shaker_not_shaken: The smell of victory?
[deleted]: That's one way of putting it.
| 3 | -2.666667 | |
1382565224 | 1382574657 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | mrtubbard: TIFU by waving to a cat while I was jogging
Jagerz: Did it wave back?
TheIonicCrusader: http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51963a396bb3f77b52000004/reddits-ad-sales-pitch-deck-featuring-grumpy-cat-and-the-beastmaster-is-mindblowing.jpg
| 3 | 2 | |
1382567366 | 1382672661 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | blindeatingspaghetti: TIFU by being not careful with clothing dye.
"I know!" said a project-hungry and energetic me of 3 hours ago. "I can breathe new life into these khaki-colored corduroys by dyeing them! How about a nice fall tone - burgundy! Yeah!"
I jaunted to my local craft store and purchased dye, rubber gloves... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1382574989 | 1382627410 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,153 | palelove: TIFU by having morning sex
I nicked my boyfriends penis with my nail.
He said he was perfectly fine and didn't feel a thing. Didn't think twice about it, continued and finished.
I went to morning pee...peed out A LOT of blood. Uh oh. What's this from? I already had my period a week earlier.
"Babe, check ... | 9 | 350.333333 | |
1382580484 | 1382653322 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | DatFLank: TIFU by trusting the internet
So I had heard about a subreddit called /r/gameswap and decided to try it out. I talked to a guy and agreed to trade my GTAV (among other games) for his 3DS and some of his games. We talked back and forth for awhile and decided a date to ship. I ship, he CLAIMS to ship. I try to ... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1382582517 | 1382715703 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | DWS_Robinson: TIFU by trying to keep my phone safe by putting it in a solo cup full of vodka.
Alcohol was involved. It seemed like the perfect place to not lose my phone. I hear a girl go "UMMMMMM." from across the room, then realize my mistake. I rushed to the kitchen to dry it out in some rice, but all I could fin... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1382582576 | 1382689731 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifupdate sent mom an incriminating text message
Dodged a bullet with help from my big sister.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1p3gon/tifu_by_sending_accidentally_sending_an/
ExpertCrafter: Since OP sucks at editing original post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1p3gon/tifu_by_sending_accidenta... | 3 | 1 | |
1382584212 | 1382758191 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU and cut a weird bump off my side with scissors
I've had this small bump (about the size of a pea) on my side for a couple weeks now, it looks like a deeply in grown hair. I've squeezed it a few times in hopes of popping it to no avail. Today sitting at my desk, well past my time to be thinking I notice ... | 5 | 14 | |
1382586246 | 1382710386 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching a little girl bad politics
Im a nanny, and it's stressful. I watch an 8 year old little girl who has extreme melt down temper tantrums from time to time. She is over tasked (lots of activities outside of school) and constantly disciplined. Im trying to take a new approach with her and I feel... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1382598447 | 1382661665 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU And hit friends
Yeah. Not a huge Redditor, so unfamiliar with Random (til about a week ago) and friends (about a day or so after I found Random). Hit friends, thinking, maybe it's like for locals or something, or like /r/penpals or something, you know? i-d-ten-t form stamped and approved. Got accus... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1382588688 | 1382702761 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | FlatCatPancake: TIFU Today I called out a "Vanirra Latte" to an interracial couple
I am 1/4 Asian (Phillipine), and I enjoy talking in an Asian accent with my friends. However, it's gotten a bit out of hand lately, and I've been trying to be more mindful of it. So of course ...
Regular customers at my coffee shop --... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1382630992 | 1382639885 | null | t5_2to41 | 118 | DanEdwards: TIFU by turning on a tap
Never really thought id end up postng here...
But today I really fucked up.
After oversleeping a couple hours, I get to work an hour half late and get straight to doing my work. My assignment today was to clean the mess from the construction (I work for a company that builds lifts... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1382642690 | 1382690008 | null | t5_2to41 | 5,557 | Spagster: TIFU by ruining a funeral procession.
I work a few miles away from where I live so I usually go home for lunch. I've saved tons of money, I get some time to myself, and generally it's just an enjoyable hour. I was in a pretty good mood today and when I'm in good mood I love to have jam sessions in my car. ... | 8 | 694.625 | |
1382660017 | 1382725139 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Canadian21Bacon: TIFU by trying to be a nice guy.
My friend opened a store recently so my friend (not the store owner) and I decide to stop by and check some things out. We walk in and two guys are at the counter talking with my friend who is the store owner. Other people are walking around as well so, we start looking... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1382664692 | 1382801214 | null | t5_2to41 | 307 | threwitinthebin: TIFU by throwing the condom in the bin
My boyfriend and I like to have sex. More importantly, we like to have safe sex. We double bag that sucker, don't want no babies in my inbox. So we use condoms along with BC. And when we're done making hot, sexy, passionate love, we wrap that wrapper in TP and I t... | 9 | 34.111111 | |
1382662762 | 1382920933 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | DanniiTheFannii: TIFU by doing a wee-wee behind the school piano.
Before I begin, this isn't the first time that this has happened. If anyone is interested I will add details.. ^^That ^^sounds ^^really ^^weird.. I'd also like to say that this was a while ago, but I think it is fuckup worthy.
***A bit of background***
... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1382663422 | 1382803790 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | GeneralGBO: What happened to the "Fuck Up of The Week"? Why did it stop?
[deleted]: Cause it's rare to find a good TIFU these days...
GeneralGBO: Sadly true. I just found myself thinking "this has to be the fuck up of the week" while reading the Funeral Procession post then discovered there hasn't been one since Augu... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1382676593 | 1382778621 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Dobbins: TIFU by killing my landlord's dog.
I live in a basement apartment and my landlord and friend lives in the house upstairs with two small dogs. She took a trip for a week and I agreed to watch the dogs. The smaller one, which was only about 6 months old and about four pounds at the most, got sick a few days be... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1382674218 | 1382711584 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | Bacon_Hammers: TIFU changing out a light switch.
Stupidity is a constant. Everyone from the homeless guy that eats gum off the bottom of the bus bench, right down to the scientists that design vaccines are subject to doing stupid shit. Yours truly is no exception.
My son managed to break the switch to the bathroom li... | 4 | 5 | |
1382674451 | 1382743887 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Pyromine: TIFU and have 11 pages of journals due tommorow, and have 1 page done.
My school has a senior project where we need to work with a mentor on some sort of project and I choose to do photography. I was planning to do all of my project hours and write all of my journals over the summer, but because I was going f... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1382673117 | 1382876612 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to get cornrows.
For those of you who saw my username, it's obvious that this wasn't a good idea because gingers and cornrows don't mix. I decided for one of my friends to give me cornrows because my school's statewide marching band competition is tomorrow and I was doing it for the fun of i... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1382715734 | 1382755835 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | Downwithpizza: TIFU my bowels
The story of my poorly timed diarrhea. I was walking to get my car, which just had it's tires rotated at kal tire. Walking for about 15 minutes, just beyond half way, my tummy got sore. I thought I had to piss. But no, a little further and I realized I was about to shit my pants. However, ... | 4 | 11 | |
1382700102 | 1382777253 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | ocshoes: TIFU by having a nightmare and going on r/nosleep
Pretty much just the title. Turns out that you don't go there when you can't sleep, you go there when you don't want to. Fuck me.
tapittuco: BOO! that movie sucked, i want my money back.
PiggyBankofDespair: The trailer pretty much spoiled the ending.
| 3 | 7 | |
1382731025 | 1382939695 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,294 | whathappenedwas: TIFU by taking a nap under a table at work
This JUST happened--agh I'm so embarrassed!
Ok, so my back has been stiff recently. I work at a desk. After sitting with clients all morning, my back was really hurting, and I needed somewhere to stretch it out. I first tried to do it standing up in the bathr... | 10 | 329.4 | |
1382736268 | 1382810102 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | Star_rider: TIFU by going to tell a girl I liked her.
So I had been a bit interested in this girl I know from school for about a week. Because of previous crushes, I was determined to ask her out quickly so she wouldn't get bored. I even abstained from fapping during this time, so I could be sure I would be led to vict... | 7 | 20.142857 | |
1382749096 | 1382853733 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | SpongederpSquarefap: TIFU by carrying on driving
This actually happened on Sunday, but fuck it.
I went to see my buddy who lives about 20 minutes away from me so, as you do, I drove there.
About an hour passed before I had to leave his house, so I got into my car and started heading home.
About 5 minutes after I sta... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1382753575 | 1382754169 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught doing a stupid prank that, because of unplanned results, is a class A misdemeanor called stalking.
I knew a lady back in high school who was a huge bitch to me. So, I decided I was going to prank her, or at least whoever lived in her house. I was told she had moved, but by a less than ... | 3 | 1 | |
1382761917 | 1383050067 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my money & now I'm homeless for the night
So, I have no idea where I am going to sleep. I know what you're thinking. "Then why the hell are you on Reddit instead of looking for a place?!" Well, allow me to explain how there really isn't anything I can do because of how I fucked up.
Since... | 8 | 8.625 | |
1382770021 | 1382977842 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | clientnotfound: TIFU And Ripped My Pants
Only 6 more hours left at work with a nice 4 inch tear along the seam of one of my back pockets. Joy!
Myanex: I totally just involuntarily read this title in sponge bobs voice, how the fuck does my mind do that. 0-0
clientnotfound: Cancer?
Myanex: ...oh shit
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1382791738 | 1382813694 | null | t5_2to41 | 449 | MotorboatingSofaB: TIFU by saying my fiancées friend couldn't be pregnant then saying she was pregnant
This happened last night. We were all over a friends place for dinner and the girl said she has some important news to tell everyone. I blurted out well you can't be pregnant since your drinking and directly afterwa... | 5 | 89.8 | |
1382793075 | 1382977943 | null | t5_2to41 | 153 | reise_reise: TIFU by lurking my boss on Facebook
This happened around 5 minutes ago.
So, sometimes when I get bored I look people up on Facebook that I work with. Sometimes ending in entertaining results (one girl I work with who looks nothing like she does in her pictures, finding cringeworthy selfies of workmates, e... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1382805475 | 1382807043 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | ReusedAshes68: TIFU by burning my dog.
Yesterday when I was sitting with my family around the fire pit. We were roasting marshmallows, cooking hotdogs, and telling stories. Then suddenly we started smelling something strange. After a good 7 minutes we started looking around the fire pit. We have a dog named Dean and so... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1382811242 | 1382906963 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,177 | yeah_science_bitches: TIFU by sexting my father. [NSFW]
My husband is an avid outdoors man. He is currently away hunting ducks, and as per our usual passed time tradition, I like to send photos, videos and descriptive text messages to his phone when I know he's in the field and left his phone in the lodge.
Today was no... | 8 | 272.125 | |
1382812441 | 1382832236 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | SawNakedRussian: TIFU: Me again, come to report on the Unfortunate Saga of Poor, Poor Stan. This time I did not see him naked or throw lube at him.
Today is my last day in Russia, and it just seems fitting that I should have one last fuckup before I go home -.- We leave for Moscow tomorrow early in the morning to make ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1382826402 | 1382857400 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Marshmallow_Kun: TIFU: i blew £600, in a day, on League Of Legends
NefastVoltaire: Story please. o.o
[deleted]: I'm not even sure how someone can do this...
| 3 | 1 | |
1382828343 | 1382834107 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | Iveneverseenanocelot: TIFU by ordering bacon on a date
So I took this girl out to nice little tapas restaurant last night. One of the dishes I usually get is a dish with dates wrapped in bacon. So naturally I couldn't wait to get that and some other dishes and show this girl how awesome it was.
It wasn't until I refle... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1382804440 | 1383100154 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | pancake_jetpack: TIFU by chipping my tooth with my laptop
*Sorry no picture because it happened about a week ago and I got it taken care of.
Anyway last saturday I was watching netflix on my ps3 and using my laptop while relaxing in my huge recliner chair. I was there for about 2 hours and my back and legs started to t... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1382830379 | 1383256267 | null | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the giggles during a lecture on war rape
Self explanatory really. The lecturer was explaining the use of rape as a weapon of war in various conflicts around the world, and I got the fucking giggles. The kind that get more and more obvious the harder you try to suppress them.
As she clicked ... | 4 | 20 | |
1382853852 | 1383011909 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | blaqkkat: TIFU by not being able to say the L word...and then accidentally saying it.
So I've recently started seeing this guy, I know he;s liked me for a long time, but I only recently realized that I actually really like him. We're hunkering down for a night of movies and alcohol as per usual when he suddenly drops i... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1382884293 | 1382924159 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,700 | RuMall: TIFU by thinking a man was homeless.
Definitely one of the most awkward moments of my life. I was walking back through Edinburgh city centre and I saw a man with a cup of coffee with no lid, and he was sitting on the ground, so I thought he was homeless. I felt around in my pockets for some loose change and fou... | 11 | 154.545455 | |
1382828189 | 1382888554 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | marblefoot: TIFU by jumping on the bed.
TIFU by jumping on the bed.
My wife is out of town. I jumped into the bed like a goofy idiot and as soon as my weight sank down into it, on of the rails snapped right in two with a loud **crack**.
Guess I am officially not a kid anymore, (I'm guessing if having a wife, and mak... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1382873925 | 1382893968 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | DanniiTheFannii: TIFU by saying my music teacher's husband has erectile dysfunction..
A few people from a post I submitted on this sub a while ago wanted to hear another story about the music department [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1p5vk6/tifu_by_doing_a_weewee_behind_the_school_piano/) is the first sto... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1382840618 | 1382899449 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | Mister_Blake: TIFU by being accidentally racist
So I'm getting baked with my friends this afternoon because we are all responsible adults and my very dear friend who happens to be black shows me a video of these women twerking because he loves booty (honestly who doesn't) and we're talking about why they do it. I'm ins... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1382903413 | 1382951666 | null | t5_2to41 | 124 | jengerbread: TIFU by squeezing my cat a little too hard.
So here I am minding my own business watching Torchwood in bed when Lucy, my cat, decides she needs pettings. So she gets on top of my laptop with her butt pointed in my face because she's a fucking cat and cat love putting their butts in your face. But I can'y s... | 9 | 13.777778 | |
1382884670 | 1382925197 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | paroonshark: TIFU by packing at the last minute.
So, it started a few months ago when I went to go help my friend with his film project. It was one of those kinds of projects that required copious amounts of food-colouring blood and fake weapons, because he's a huge Tarantino fan. I needed to carry a lot of stuff on me... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1382928744 | 1382982874 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | The13thOutlander: TIFU by wearing a piss-soaked undershirt for 3 hours
Been lurking this sub about as long as I've been on Reddit, finally made an account and then decided to contribute. I never really thought I had a fuckup bad enough to warrant putting up, but I thought about it for a while and this one qualifies I t... | 3 | 8 | |
1382938340 | 1382968445 | null | t5_2to41 | 213 | [deleted]: TIFU by remembering that I was taking an online class
It's almost november. (Two months into the semester)
I had nightmares about doing this.
juhesihcaaa: Drop the class. Now. It won't effect your GPA if it's before the late-drop deadline.
mankstar: Midterms have typically passed by now. It's probably too l... | 4 | 53.25 | |
1382962846 | 1382971679 | null | t5_2to41 | 694 | Wizzer10: TIFU by chopping chillies and having a wank
Title says it all.
I was making a piri piri marinade so chopped up some chillies. I tidied everything away and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. Unfortunately, I didn't wash my hands thoroughly enough as, thirty minutes later, after having a cheeky mid morning... | 7 | 99.142857 | |
1382958044 | 1383197821 | null | t5_2to41 | 113 | Merrimux: TIFU by consuming the wrong things at the wrong times all the damn time.
So I'm an idiot. There's this girl that lives across the hall from me that often makes me partake in activities with her. I try not to give in too much but I'm a moron and so when she invites me to partake in long, four hour activities r... | 9 | 12.555556 | |
1382930190 | 1382972130 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | imaybemeesh: TIFU by trying to make my clothes smell good.
So, I normally use unscented laundry detergent because I have eczema and sometimes things break me out, but over the summer I air-dryed my clothes a lot and that combined with unscented detergent led to some really musty smelling clothes.
So I got some of tho... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1382940678 | 1382980689 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | APEdestrian: TIFU by fucking up my car
So my 1999 Pontiac grand am SE has a pretty big oil leak(and coolant) and I finally found the origin of the leak, the leak was coming from a plastic connector of some sort that looked like it connected to the engine block. The connector was loose so i decide to buy a super glue an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1382969397 | 1382982756 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | People_sometimes: TIFU by trying to say hey to my friends
It was the night after homecoming and I didnt go. No, instead I hung with my friends next town over. We got sushi downtown and it was great. After, we decided to go get some mcflurries. So we went to the McDonalds on the way to my house. As we were coming out of... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1382974010 | 1383078689 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFI by drunk crying at a party over a girl hugging her gay friend.
So I went to a Halloween party and got really drunk. After some drinking games with said girl. She goes into a room with 2 guys and another girl. I start to think they are having sex and run to my car to get away. I start driving and pull ov... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1382971696 | 1382986393 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | VoicesDontStop: TIFU by offering a fist bump(and not reading signals right)
So at school my greeting to everyone I know and meet is a fist bump or if I'm being formal a handshake.
So this morning I arrive at school and head to the lunch room to hang out with my friends. I get there and none of my friends are there jus... | 5 | 2.4 |
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