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1382983186 | 1383004888 | null | t5_2to41 | 250 | jukejointj: TIFU by covering a shift for a coworker
I opted to cover a shift for a coworker today and it turns out whoever worked that shift was the winner of the first ever random drug test this base has ever had.
Yesterday I went to a buddy's house to watch the football game and smoked pot for the first time in year... | 7 | 35.714286 | |
1382150162 | 1383002026 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | MCCreepers13: TIFU by downloading iFunny
Today ( a week ago ) I fucked up by discovering iFunny was back on the App Store and downloading it and thinking "Fuck it, I'm going on iFunny for now on, I don't need reddit. It's too much work anyways, iFunny is better, Reddit sucks". Boy I thought wrong, and yes I know I dese... | 4 | 1 | |
1382983537 | 1383025897 | null | t5_2to41 | 178 | skypeistheworst: TIFU by adding a customer to my skype account
So I work for a cell phone company as a sales representitive. My job is selling phones and doing basic troubleshooting. One of my customers, a sweet old lady, came in wondering why skype was not working. After looking into it we figured out that she was try... | 5 | 35.6 | |
1382990740 | 1383058375 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by purchasing a Brazzers Trial
elf25: WHAT !?! I can't trust a major professional pornography company?
Accountthree: It is actually surprising that a well-known business that relies heavily credit card subscribers wouldn't strive to have a secure reputation. Regardless of their product.
| 3 | 1 | |
1382994372 | 1383001855 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | alkmaar: TIFU by buying something I really didn't need and now have to return it first thing tomorrow
The store has a no return policy and I would get fucking screwed if I don't return it. I'm scared as fuck guys. Need advice.
Ormuzd: That all depends on the store, if it is a big chain store of some kind you can usual... | 4 | 2 | |
1382994789 | 1383041144 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,208 | regretloss: TIFU by losing a USB drive with nude photos of a friend
Small backstory: I'm in my second year at university, majoring in Art. I had an assignment about six weeks ago that I managed to persuade a friend of mine to model for me. She agreed provided that I didn't draw her face. She came over to my house, stri... | 12 | 100.666667 | |
1382988460 | 1383006497 | null | t5_2to41 | 114 | DrivingEroticaly: TIFU watched Friday the 13th While I have diarrhea
So I woke up with diarrhea and stomacheaches. I'm laying in bed and decide to watch tv being that its October and almost Halloween there's a lot of scary movies on. Well one of the jump scares actually made me jump and that motion caused me to spew "m... | 3 | 38 | |
1382998230 | 1382999405 | t3_1pf2e4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Merrimux: You could go see your campus psychiatrist and tell them you were going through a bout of depression and get a note from them. Maybe you could say you went home for the weekend to recuperate. God damn, I lie too much.
Urrrhn: Don't go with depression. They won't want to enable your hiding away from the world. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1383004100 | 1383238239 | null | t5_2to41 | 386 | throwaway455998: TIFU by pulling my pants down
So I'm a girl. And today I'm wearing skinny jeans and a lace thong. Yes, this does have to do with my fuck up, I'm not just trying to turn you on. So I'm sitting in class with my legs crossed and I somehow get a really bad front wedgie when I stand up from my desk (see, I ... | 8 | 48.25 | |
1383004085 | 1383037392 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | laurawrs: tifu by leaving my toothbrush out at my boyfriends house.
This weekend we had a Friday off of school and my boyfriends parents were going to be gone all weekend at a camping trip that we went to, but my boyfriend was too sick to stay. So this whole weekend I stayed over at his house without his parents notici... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1383008062 | 1383124965 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | bilateral_symmetry: TIFU by eating maggots.
It was a long day. I've been trying to eat low carb to lose those last few pounds, so I bought a small package of pistachios for a late afternoon snack. I get in the car and start mindlessly munching on pistachios as I surf Pandora for some relaxing driving music. The pistach... | 5 | 4 | |
1383007309 | 1383093968 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | CioCZ: TIFU by going on a date without being able to pay
So after reading up on everyone's mishaps, i was unfortunately reminded of a scenario that i went through.
This happened maybe 2 years ago, when i decided that i would take my girlfriend out for a romantic meal to celebrate our 2nd year of being together. Th... | 6 | 1 | |
1382925879 | 1383261860 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by fooling around with a good friend who is in a committed, long term relationship.
I was out with some friends last night, and we were all drinking really heavily, but I stopped early to sober up and drive home. We got back to the house, and everyone crashed there. My friend and I were sharing a bed du... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1383009838 | 1383048662 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | gandalfv31415: TIFU by wasting about 80 bucks on a lap dance
so this happened friday night, but I in Canada and didn't really have internet due to roaming charges, I just got back
so my college ultimate frisbee team has a tradition where we go to Montreal to play in a frisbee tournament, we got there friday night and ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1383002652 | 1383084221 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | tapittuco: TIFU by taking my wife to Knotts "Scary" Farm
I apologize in advance for the amount of text but the whole experience was horrible and maybe somebody can offer a funny way to look at it.
This was on Saturday and my first fuck up **was seeing Carrie**. Anyway, about a month ago I asked if she'd like to go one... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1383024897 | 1383079279 | null | t5_2to41 | 150 | shallard: TIFU by peeling a layer off my eye
This happened a couple months ago, but whatever.
It was around 1AM and I'd been up all day wearing my contacts and they were getting pretty dry. I groggily walked to my bathroom and began to take my contacts out, except they were being stubborn. Usually when your contacts... | 3 | 50 | |
1383029904 | 1391778959 | null | t5_2to41 | -2 | dudewiththebling: TIFU by drinking purple drank
Will edit when sober.
Rectumwarts00: grammar seems too good to be sipping purple drank.
dudewiththebling: I'm ust sobering uo
[deleted]: THE STORY
dudewiththebling: I was walking with a couple of friends when we encountered another group of friends in a park with a milk j... | 6 | -0.333333 | |
1383044413 | 1383106003 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,256 | H1Ed1: TIFU by showing my students porn
I work in China as a college ESL (English as Second Language) teacher. Today was a relaxed class, playing games with my freshman to practice pronunciation. During break time in class, I took it upon myself to download a popular media player used by a Chinese TV/movie site. With t... | 21 | 59.809524 | |
1383042178 | 1383060305 | null | t5_2to41 | 216 | sionnach: TIFU by pouring acid into the toilet
Today (last night, actually) I fucked up by pouring a some phosphoric acid into the toilet. Nothing wrong with that, to remove some of the limescale. But I hadn't bargained on our cleaning lady (maid, for those of you in the USA) to have already have poured a load of bleac... | 6 | 36 | |
1383062272 | 1383161107 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my suppositories on the sink.
I have a yeast infection, so my gyno prescribed me medication in the form of vaginal suppositories. They come in metal foils and are shaped like bullets. After inserting the first one last night, I left the other "bullets" on my bathroom sink.
I share my bathroo... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1383063999 | 1383072334 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | SuaveMentlegen: TIFU by having terrible luck with electronics.
I've had an iPod for about 3 or 4 years now, and it's gotten pretty beat up. Yesterday I dropped my iPod and the screen shattered, so I decided to take off the screen for whatever stupid reason I had in mind. Now half the touch screen is unresponsive, makin... | 3 | 5 | |
1383071628 | 1383848091 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | dcwj: TIFU by sleeping through my alarm before a midterm
I had a midterm scheduled for 10:00 this morning, and my commute usually takes a little over an hour. The class goes until 11:20, and I managed to wake up at 10:17 this morning.
Now at this point, things were looking incredibly grim, because I'd be lucky to even... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1383074960 | 1383078721 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | AmIKrumpingNow: TIFU by fisting my new neighbor's hot tea.
I live on the third/fourth (four in front, three in back, it's on a slant) floor of an apartment complex with no elevator, and laundry room on the first floor.
The apartment next to ours was being remodeled and now finished, the new renter is moving in today. ... | 3 | 12 | |
1383076480 | 1383166273 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | squeezy_bob: TIFU by shitting myself while sleeping, twice.
This happened about a month ago, but it took me some time to get over the shame.
Anyway, it was about 22PM on a saturday night and i felt like i had to take a shit. I, however, didn't feel for it and decided that i could take a morning shit instead.
I brushe... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1383144971 | 1383160366 | t3_1pi436 | t5_2to41 | 13 | zalloy: Actually, you're probably getting downvoted because you used this:
>OMG!
Lots of Redditors don't care for the usage of text-speak or chan-speak, and they tend to make it known in the form of downvotes. When posting, it is best to use proper English. That way, everyone knows exactly what you're trying to sa... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1383093018 | 1383433059 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping in a hotel
some details:
this would be actually six-ish years ago while i was a sophomore in high school in new york city.
my brother, our friend, our cousin from oregon(female) and a female friend my age went to nyc to show then around since we were from ny except my cousin. we had a hotel ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1383097314 | 1383224949 | null | t5_2to41 | 189 | boastful_cunt_monk: TIFU by trying to use the squat position when pooping.
So im sitting on the toilet minding my own business when I remember that squatting when taking a shit helps it move a bit easier. So I promptly lift my butt off the toilet seat to ease my "movements", when out of nowhere my bowels decide to swit... | 4 | 47.25 | |
1383113187 | 1383115228 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | DavisWavis: TIFU by fapping
I forgot to lock the door :'(
Radioactive_Nord: Can you add a TL;DR?
DavisWavis: TL;DR: found by roommate :O
| 3 | 1 | |
1383038321 | 1383163933 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a viking
This happened approximately 2 weeks ago, but it only hit me today as I was browsing TIFU that it was a fuck up. TL;DR at the bottom as it's not an exciting TIFU story sorry.
I'm a goalkeeper (football/soccer) and I had training in 30mins and my brother asked me to cut some chic... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1383115842 | 1383224183 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,211 | ultrafilthy: TIFU by pooping in my hand at the office
So I'm at the office going on a usual mid week coffee bender which usually consists of three cups before lunch. I take my lunch break and have a smoke after. For those that don't smoke, drink coffee, or both, the coffee is the primer and the cig pulls the plug. So I... | 10 | 221.1 | |
1383134993 | 1383169452 | null | t5_2to41 | 83 | stopstaringatmeswan4: TIFU by not wearing gardening gloves.
I don't have a front lawn, I have a small rock garden in between my house and the sidewalk. We threw some random seed mixes into it to make it look nicer, as we don't actually like the rock garden.
The past couple of nights have been cold enough for frost, an... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1383142330 | 1383235139 | null | t5_2to41 | 491 | django_rechained_: TIFU by bullying a cripple
Let's make one thing clear. I saw my opportunity, and I took it. I have a friend who recently broke his leg playing baseball (a rather valiant way to break a leg, if you ask him) and I help him get around when I'm with him. We were taking an SAT prep course, so I help him g... | 8 | 61.375 | |
1383126287 | 1383231240 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | negroewebster: TIFU by getting drunk at a super religious wedding
Long read but multiple fuck ups.
So I get asked to bartend this wedding with a friend. I think fuck it and say yeah me and my best bud will do it. My friend says, "yeah I've bartended at a wedding before it's great you can get drunk with everyone and ev... | 6 | 8 | |
1383150561 | 1383156981 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | cheezpuffs: TIFU by throwing a frisbee
Earlier today we were looking at post-16 options for after we leave school and finish our GSCE's, we were looking at stalls with people and they would tell us stuff about colleges, universities and subject-specific things, which the whole thing took around 2 hours to get through. ... | 4 | 4 | |
1383095771 | 1383171543 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | Al_Simmons: TIFU by reversing my car out of the garage
I make music in my home studio, and at times I tend to down a few drinks, though this night I downed a few to many.
I woke up the next day hungover as shit, the clock said 9am, I was supposed to start work at 9, so my alarm didn't go off. In a panic I jumped out o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1383165547 | 1383227340 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,679 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my cousin
VascoTheGamer: Doesn't matter, had sex. Some people would be glad bout that
Fgmaniac: I know, it's great to feel you're back inside your dad's side of the family,
By quite literally being inside your dad's side of the family!
[deleted]: I told that one to my cousin and she... | 10 | 267.9 | |
1383168038 | 1383176187 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU: by treating my girlfriend like a princess
(over the past 10 months) I have apparently fucked up royally.
Sorry, wall-o-text, skip to paragraph 7 to elimate background story.
Context: My gf and I have known each other for the better part of 10 years. We initally met because I was dating her, lets ca... | 3 | 17 | |
1383178339 | 1383301620 | null | t5_2to41 | 86 | clubswithseals: tifu by drinking too much water
feeling thirsty and what not. go to take a sip of some h20 out the mini fridge before class, take a big ol' swig. Shit tits that aint no water, that's some orange vodka
mfw I just chugged 4 shots right before class
edit: fun fact I just started on a new ssri (anti depre... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1383179802 | 1383246713 | null | t5_2to41 | 84 | mooseman182: TIFU by reheating my hard boiled eggs.
So there I am. The fridge door is open and my stomach is growling. "I want to eat something with substance, but I don't want to invest any time into cooking it" I said to myself. "OH SWEET! There's a hard boiled egg, but its cold. I hate cold things that are supposed ... | 7 | 12 | |
1383183552 | 1383376870 | null | t5_2to41 | 83 | thunderthighsboi: I shat the wall
Jamarcus911: Pics?
thunderthighsboi: r/WTF I shat the wall. It's there
afuckingdoorknocker: I can't find it, post link here?
haminacup: http://i.imgur.com/gxX4gvN.jpg
afuckingdoorknocker: That was 100x worse than I expected, and I expected alot
OceanRacoon: I think what a person expe... | 8 | 10.375 | |
1383187799 | 1383237154 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Tarblz: TIFU by causing a student to withdraw
I'm a grader for a class at my college. In the last few weeks we have been grading the second project in the class and I have been pretty hard on students who didn't follow directions or whose programs crashed/didn't give any output.
Yesterday I was told that I may have be... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1383189602 | 1383248959 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally flirting with the waitress on a date with my girlfriend
FUCK. What the hell was I thinking? Yes, she was mucho attractive, but for the record, *she* flirted with *me* first, and I know it was just a ruse to get a bigger tip out of me. Bloody hell.
It just so happens my girlfriend and I ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1383171440 | 1383230583 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | CollegeFFFFF: TIFU by ordering fencing gear from Amazon.
I live in a dorm. Usually, I buy my stuff through Absolute Fencing, but I needed a practice saber...quick. I happened to have Prime, so I thought, "Hey, I can get this shipped to me quick and free!"
For some odd reason, my Prime orders get fucked up a lot. (I go... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1383200109 | 1383352527 | null | t5_2to41 | 78 | gdshred95: TIFU by getting my car stolen
Today, I went surfing, and as some surfers know, you either bring your keys in the water in your wetsuit, or you toss em in a bush nearby, especially if they are the electronic type like mine. Now I know you think well thats dumb but after doing this hundreds of times in my many... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1383199764 | 1383250463 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | i_amnotacanadian: TIFU and made my friend shoot himself.
2 of my friends and i are just chilling at Friend A’s garage.
Friend A and Friend B were playing ping pong since i couldn’t play, i was just sitting on the floor playing with Friend A’s BB gun, i was shooting at the wall, he doesn’t care; he does it all the time.... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1383232088 | 1383286443 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,705 | andikinyon: TIFU by assuming that an "unbreakable" wineglass can be thrown on the ground at full force.
I am a server and we borrowed glasses from a local winery for a party of 50. We were in between courses and I was a bit bored.
I saw on the box of glasses that they claim to be "unbreakable" so if you knock it over, ... | 10 | 170.5 | |
1383239657 | 1383330022 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | mister_anonymity: TIFU by eating a quarter pound of dark chocolate-covered almonds.
The same thing happened yesterday: I was browsing reddit or playing a computer game while munching on a few of these delicious things. I ate about half of them yesterday and the rest today. I'm never going to get in shape if I keep up t... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1383245052 | 1383296720 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | smat1124: TIFU while moving a china cabinet
I am a college student who works for a moving company part time. Today I was on a move and the lady had a very nice china cabinet. I took out all the china and wrapped it perfectly, next I started wrapping the cabinet with moving blankets. All seemed well and I got my partner... | 3 | 9 | |
1383243802 | 1383262145 | null | t5_2to41 | 125 | dgr92: TIFU by going to the wrong bathroom
It was 6am and I was at the airport. My flight didn't leave for another hour. I had gotten an hour of sleep the night before so I was exhausted. I needed to take a crap so I went to the bathroom. I got in sat down on the toilet and did my thing.
Halfway through, I hear footst... | 3 | 41.666667 | |
1383251835 | 1383271778 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | fuckingc00nt: TIFU by getting drunk at my girlfriend's brother's wedding and throwing up inside her friend's car while she was driving me back home.
Too embarrassed to explain futher. The title says it all.
DerpyTheGrey: I have always wondered why more people dont keep sick-bags in their cars; it seems like the logical... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1383172774 | 1383268394 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | squishychicken: TIFU during midterms
So, not the most out there story, but still a TIFU. Flash back 2 months ago. Somehow I screwed up the left side of my neck and shoulder. Not sure how, but anyway the point is that it took me out of commission for like two weeks.
Flash forward to today. It is midterms week and guess ... | 5 | 1 | |
1383258782 | 1383328777 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | 1likableazzhole: TIFU by assuming my boss would find "The Aristocrats" joke funny
This guy and I have gone to school with each other since kindergarten BUT he is still is my boss and things got awkward. I know he appreciates "shock" type humor. When we were in high school he was known for mooning people. Big deal yo... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1383274757 | 1383377875 | null | t5_2to41 | 135 | so_spooked: TIFU and now my vagina is worried
Earlier today, I was playing Pokemon X in my room when my big brother comes in and starts to trash talk my Pokemon team. He was just joking, and we got to joke-trash-talking each other.
We started wrestling. Well, during the fight, I accidentally kneed him…. really, really... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1383276597 | 1383433751 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | Profbrown: TIFU by giving out unwrapped candy (corn) on Halloween.
We ran out of wrapped candy, so all I had left was a bowl of candy corn. These kids just came by, and I put the candy corn in their bags, thinking nothing of it. Then a parent came down with their kid. I just threw some in their bag, and the parent stop... | 4 | 18 | |
1383301047 | 1383353341 | null | t5_2to41 | 896 | not_gordon_freeman: TIFU by bringing someone home.
So I went out tonight. I thought, "Hey It's Halloween, maybe I can try and hook up with some random girl and it will be fun and awesome." Most of the night was lame, couples out together, people not in costume, not many people out in general because it's a thursday, ... | 10 | 89.6 | |
1383311466 | 1383450270 | null | t5_2to41 | 604 | Im_not_gay_dad: TIFU by telling my conservitive father I'm gay.
So I'll start by saying I'm totally straight. Me and my dad usually have political arguments. Daily actually. Well often it gets down to views on human rights. Gay marriage. Well when it gets down to this I usually flip shit. I admit, I get out of control ... | 20 | 30.2 | |
1383312605 | 1383508719 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting down a guy the hard way.
I've went on two date with this guy (Sam) and he wanted to me hang out with him last night at first I said sure. Later on I didn't think about it and got a date with David. I've been trying to get David for awhile we've gone on dates before and we've planned to again ... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1383314194 | 1383343927 | null | t5_2to41 | 218 | Dynomite333: TIFU by eating 20 kit kats for breakfast
So I get up the morning after Halloween, there is nothing for breakfast. So being the retard that I am I decided it would be ok for me to eat Kit kats for breakfast. 20 mins later I am sitting on the can holding a bucket to my mouth and blowing chunks from both ends... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1383281840 | 1383337318 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | keiblerclown: TIFU by pouring boiling hot tea into a cracked glass container
This happened yesterday afternoon. I got up after only about 3 hours of sleep, feeling rather shitty. My wife and brother-in-law were prepping the house for the Halloween party we had planned, and I was tasked with making the sweet tea. Nothin... | 3 | 7 | |
1383317657 | 1383373840 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | vyrus027: TIFU by fooling around
So this happened a couple of hours before. We (me and my family) are on a cemetery (in my country we go there if its nov.1). So we are having fun, like joking etc. At the same time, this youngest son of my cousin is very hypertensive, like run here, run there, play here, and play there.... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1383321634 | 1383390291 | null | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to music while handing out candy.
This was actually last night.
So I was handing out candy outside with my dog. Since I was basically alone, I decided to play some music. I figured I'd look a little weird just sitting there. So I turned on my music and just had Lana Del Ray's album pla... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1383328869 | 1383338853 | null | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: Today I fucked up and congratulated my company commander on getting a divorce.
I'm an ROTC cadet at university, this was an interaction I had this morning.
So, first off, I don't know the CO very well. I knew her last name and other basic info. Anyway, during PT this morning I saw her name had changed (we ... | 4 | 24 | |
1383333561 | 1383404130 | null | t5_2to41 | -2 | I_HATE_THIS_JOB: TIFU by realizing I should kill myself.
Some people say killing yourself is selfish or even a weak way out but the truth is I'm a waste of life and oxygen.
I'm nothing more than someone creating trash and polluting the earth. Why can't people kill themselves and it not be ok. If I was an animal let's... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1383335607 | 1383495377 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | GSpiff: TIFU Sending one text, I might have just lost and pissed off a great friend, the only girl I've ever loved.
I won't disclose my age in fear of ridicule, and thinking this won't be taken as seriously.
So I was in my basement waiting for my buddy to come over and operate the camera for my film I'm working on. As... | 14 | 1.285714 | |
1383338626 | 1383430939 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TWIFU by trying to not be a recluse.
So I decided to really, really make it to TeslaCon this year. I put costumes together
Got my character ready. Everything... turns out I am not social enough for these kinds of things. And realistically, I am too fat for my costume. No one wants to see a fat chick in a co... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1383350155 | 1383399806 | null | t5_2to41 | -15 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting my new gf should get a haircut.
Long story short, we've been dating for about a month. I don't know why, but she went with me to get my haircut and paid for it while I was getting it cut! It was silly.
Anyways, today while we were out I jokingly suggested I pay her back and pay for her ... | 4 | -3.75 | |
1383347083 | 1383372251 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | TGDE: TIFU by taking photos of a Turkish police station
So in the Turkish republic foreigners residing in the country for an extended period of time are required to get a residence permit. Today was my appointment. This occurs at the Fatih police station.
A lot of people have trouble finding finding the location wit... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1383357724 | 1383369663 | null | t5_2to41 | 54 | MadlifeIsGod: TIFU by insulting the PM of Canada
The Prime Minister of Canada is performing musically for the National Conservative Party Convention tonight, and he was rehearsing earlier in the day at my place of work.
I walked down the hallway and said rather loudly, "This music is awful!" I then saw a head pop out... | 3 | 18 | |
1383357476 | 1383443087 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,373 | FUCK_DESERT_BLUFFS: TIFU by masturbating after donating blood
Every year in October, my school has an annual blood drive. This was my first time giving blood, and I didn't really know what to expect.
The donation went swimmingly, there were no issues besides being slightly lightheaded, which was to be expected. After ... | 14 | 169.5 | |
1383356556 | 1383435764 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | TruckerTimmah: TIFU by diving out of bed
Decided to take a quick nap after work today as I was exhausted.
I had the most convincing, vivid dream I have ever had.
I was at a Walmart on Black Friday. I REALLY wanted this new Vortex Virtual Reality game console, and Walmart only sold them on Fridays. There were mobs of... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1383398930 | 1383429857 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | thejam15: TIFU by putting my two weeks in a little too early
So I pretty much got a new job as a computer technician and because of that I put my two weeks in at my crappy fast food job. Turns out that my computer technician position was put on hold now I am panicing as far as what to do. I have been applying to some p... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1383402243 | 1383430602 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying yes to tea and biscuits
my mum asked me if wanted tea and biscuits I said yes. I then went to my room and started slapping the bass if you know what I mean. I close my eyes while doing it and 5 minutes later I finish. I open my eyes and see tea and biscuits on my desk. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1383405578 | 1383442865 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | HalloweenFuckUp: TIFU in so many ways I can't fit them all in the title.
**This is a REAL long story, so bear with me. Names have been changed. This all happened 2 nights ago on Halloween.**
Like many other college students around the country, I dressed up and went to this Halloween party that my college was throwing.... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1383415982 | 1383461537 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,253 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by masturbating in my parent's bathroom
So this happened twenty minutes ago. I am emotionally and physically wounded.
My Dad headed out for a lunch with some friends, and my Mom tells me she's going for a manicure. I say goodbye and watch her pull out of the driveway, smiling from ear-to-ear.
Th... | 18 | 69.611111 | |
1383423971 | 1383429818 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend.
Well, it was really yesterday that I fucked up, but I had asked my girlfriend to help me with my homework (Like reminding me to do it and that stuff) and that helps for like a week, because I'm trying not to be lazy anymore, and after like a couple weeks, I say I did it like a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1383423947 | 1383494305 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | BornToBuffet: TIFU by proving how insecure I am to my girlfriend.
Actually, this wasn't today. It was Halloween night.
My gf is out of town, visiting friends and family. I admit, I've been both angsty and anxious about the whole thing. I guess I'm under a lot of pressure right now from work and school, so things have ... | 4 | 1 | |
1383435443 | 1383440320 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | HJGamer: TIFU by leaving porn on my moms desktop
Since my laptop is being repaired I'm currently using my mothers. Some weeks ago I found a nice porn video I wanted to upload to my little mediafire porn collection, so I downloaded it to her desktop. And then today, I found out that I didn't even delete it after I uploa... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1383435780 | 1383446007 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | GSpiff: TIFU By telling my best friend how much I love her.
So my best friend is a lesbian, okay?. Today I decided that I was going to pass the time by drinking right? I decided to drink because usually when I drink (even though I barely drink) it lets me pass time as if my life is on fast forward, right now I'm just w... | 3 | 4 | |
1383440316 | 1383448798 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | Mr_Mech: TIFU by telling my friend that she shouldn't work with customers
Okay, a bit of backstory, both my friend and I need to get out of our houses. My mother is running me broke (and I can't say no, or I'll be homeless), and her mom is causing her to have stress-related seizures.
So, while talking...well, ranting ... | 5 | 2 | |
1383447138 | 1383449199 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | SopwithCamel95: TIFU by telling this guy I just met that one of my best friends slept with his previous girlfriend of two-and-a-half years.
So, I was hanging out with some friends tonight. We were eating Ramen at this restaurant near the university we all attend. This friend of a friend, we'll call him "John" joined us... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1383449622 | 1383515807 | null | t5_2to41 | 120 | cameronsv: TIFU By Giving Away My Old Magazines
I had a box of around 200 kids magazines that has been sitting in my closet at parent's house for years. I decided to give it away to friends of my parents who have young children. In high school I hid condoms, rolling papers, and lighters in the bottom of the box. I comp... | 6 | 20 | |
1383446823 | 1383452479 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | 2High2Fuck: TIFU By taking a single bong hit
So last night I was invited to a party and the plan was to pre-game at an acquaintance's house. When I get to the pre-game house I know only 2 out of the 6 people and I don't even know those two all that well. Whatever, doesn't phase me at this point.
After a while we dec... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1383449117 | 1383521523 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | phobophobia: TIFU but drinking an entire pitcher of margarita and two four lokos before going to the bar.
(TLDR at the end.)
Today I thought it would be a great idea to drink a pitcher of margarita in one sitting while I was at a restaurant that my friends and I frequent. It's kind of a "rite of passage" because it h... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1383454364 | 1383587643 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | AhrmiintheUnseen: TIFU by asking a fat lady if she was pregnant
This actually happened a few years ago, but whatever.
I was working at a store behind the counter, and this rather large woman, who I thought to be pregnant since her bf/husband was there and rubbing her belly, comes to the counter to buy some things. I s... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1383456858 | 1383543594 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | CouchEnthusiast: TIFU by accidentally "tear gassing" my roommates birthday party with tequila and a habanero pepper
So last night my longtime friend and roommate threw a party for both Halloween and his birthday, and we had probably 60 or so people crammed into the house we're renting.
After ~~a few~~ many shots of te... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1383459603 | 1383518450 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | deadmedium: TIFU by falling asleep in class
Okay so to start this off i dont usually fall asleep in class but you know theres not much else to do besides play minesweeper in your head. anyway it was a warm thursday school day (i remember because it was Terrific Tuesdays in my math class). anyway, i was chilling in math... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1383460539 | 1383686675 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | staintrain: TIFU by letting a customer get a douched "literally" by a two liter of sprite.
OK so get to work (liquor clerk) and I'm told my boss got just transfered. This is a bad thing. I have a second job DJ'n and my current schedule was so money.
So I am working hard stocking and getting bummed. Hoping the Karma P... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1383460834 | 1383581269 | null | t5_2to41 | 138 | ontimebrah: TIFU by making the hot, single girl house sitting my neighbours place think i am a violent, and abusive human being.
Ill start out by saying that my brother and i have a pretty retarded sense of humour ever since watching its always sunny in philadelphia...
anyway, we could hear our neighbours out in the f... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1383446700 | 1383480551 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | MissKensington: TIFU by talking to my boss on the phone.
Small fuckup, but I still feel like a giant idiot.
I work at a small coffee shop somewhere in Germany. We have a policy at work that requires you to call your superior if there is a difference of 10 bucks or more in the cash register after we close down. So tod... | 3 | 14 | |
1383475586 | 1383496769 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | spicyfishtacos: TIFU by accidently dropping my husband's Ipad off the balcony
I was shaking out the comforter and unbenounced to mt the Ipad was inside. It fell onto the concrete below. I still wasn't aware, I asked a group of people moving across the street and they confirmed that something dropped out - then some peo... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1383486428 | 1383621778 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Miller8323: Dog Lost my Gopro
My dog Bess has a stick she loves to pick up and bring back when i throw it in the river so i drilled a hole through one side of it and screwed on my gopro using and attachment i bought on ebay , anyway i tested it in the river first and it floated and that was cool so i took her of the l... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1383491136 | 1383493126 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | ArtooDeeStu: TIFU by falling asleep on the beach
Had a lovely day with my girlfriend and her friends, we drove down the south coast (aus) and spent some time down there.
Now, my friends think I may have some form of mild narcolepsy, and promptly fell asleep on the beach(awesome!)
Woke up, nicely rested and drove bac... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1383470901 | 1383495258 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | cas_a_nova: TIFU because of sleepwalking
TIFU.
I met this very hot guy (nb. I'm also a guy) at the club. A gorgeous 6" Australian flight attendant. We really got along well - too well, perhaps. I didn't realise the time until he checked his watch and said it was 3.40am.
We decide to go back to the hotel that his em... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1383497907 | 1383750865 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | IloveThrowItAway: TIFU (Well technically Friday) by telling my girlfriend I thought I loved her.
Well me and my girlfriend have been together for about a week and a half now on a trial basis (we've been friends for a while, and I wanted to try it, so she said we could try it for a month to see if we were "compatible").... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1383492985 | 1383627227 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | amongstheliving: TIFU... by walking into the room while my parents were having sex
I never thought I'd fucking say this. but now my innocent mind is scarred
I was sitting in the living room with my puppy, watching some Sunday morning talk show. She's sitting there, gnawing on her bone, when suddenly the television beg... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1383503496 | 1383543761 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,040 | [deleted]: TIFU by disrespecting the US in a theater full of servicemen.
So I'm in the Army, and today after a very long week full of typical bullshit (don't get me wrong, I love my job but it has its shitty parts), I decided to go see Ender's Game at the on-post movie theater.
Now, at theaters on Army bases the Natio... | 11 | 94.545455 | |
1383449960 | 1383516081 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | mulvahlok: TIFU: By working out while having food poisoning.
I knew I was sick, but I'm seeing my Girlfriend in a few weeks and after being apart for a couple of months I really wanted to look my best for her. So I was determined to keep up my routine.
I was sitting there, straining away. Huffing, grunting and urging... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1383513394 | 1383605891 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | Chancholoraq: IFU one year ago by cutting off a piece of my penis.
Ok.
Three months had passed since I had pricked my pubes, which had now flourished into a curly mane of mass proportions.
I make my way to the toilet, locking the door, getting my scissors, and start trimming away.
As I start from down under, making ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1383520523 | 1383575218 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | l0rdishtar: TIFU by having an ecstasy pill testing kit sent to my work address
Chrome autofill populated the order form and I didn't catch it until the e-receipt arrived. Hopefully they use discreet packaging, but this sucks.
Brimshae: Hey, if you've got kids, easy way to get out of that.
l0rdishtar: I have no kids ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1383528472 | 1383985134 | null | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU and came so hard i pooped
Quite literally got the shit fucked out of me.
Badnewsbearattack: 23/F and no he did not find out.
kingzombymandias: How does he not find out?
Badnewsbearattack: This is kinda gross but I just caught it in my hand and held it until it was over then went to the bathroom.
Fgma... | 13 | 11.615385 |
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