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1384764304 | 1384766415 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | poopyflavouredlolly: TIFU by sending an /r/nosleep story to my girlfriend
OH MY FUCK... am I retarded?
Lately, I have been obsessed with reading the top r/nosleep posts of all time. I have a girlfriend who aspires to be a writer and is into horror movies so I figured I would send her one of my favourite series-posts. ... | 4 | 10 | |
1384767438 | 1384784417 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sorrow27: TIFU when I slipped up after a while
It had been a while since I had seen porn and I feel that my wife and I were reconnecting. We had recently had sex again and it was better than I could have hoped. But something in me wondered as it did when I was a teenager and I looked at porn again. I had planned on tel... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1384777426 | 1384780881 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | IAskAboutPorn: TIFU When my penis started bleeding while masturbating.
On the glans, apparantly the friction from rubbing the skin must have caused a small cut to let it bleed..
Very little amount though, I don't think it's anything huge but.. WTF..
unclefisty: >I don't think it's anything huge
The ladies won't ei... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1384774624 | 1384814517 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | DJDemyan: TIFU - Going Home Sick (YIFU Edition)
I work for a temp agency. Yesterday, I woke up feeling like shit and contemplated calling in sick, but instead decided to show up for work anyway. I only feel progressively worse, as though I'm cooking inside of my clothes. Sweat was dripping off my face. Oh, shit. I'm ru... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1384790518 | 1385396120 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,825 | fourfingerdeafpunch: TIFU: I told my family I would have sex with a lion.
This happened last night, my sister said my dad would tame a mountain lion and then I, thinking I was on reddit, blurted out ya I would mount a tame lion. Needless to say I am now the butt of everyone's joke. I woke up this morning with a bottle ... | 13 | 217.307692 | |
1384792972 | 1384815667 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | teotown: TIFU by inviting a friend of mine to my other friends Birthday party
I'm waiting for the bus with 3 friends, 2 of them and I are invited to this birthday party for our mutual friend. Now this third friend waiting with us was participating in the conversation on what we should get our mutual friend for a birthd... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1384799124 | 1384805532 | null | t5_2to41 | 109 | lhwang0320: TIFU by standing next to my aquariums during a teleconference
Was working at home and calling in to a teleconference. During the call I was walking around my condo, and decided it would be a good idea to multitask and feed my fish. So I go ahead and put the phone on top of one of my tanks. I have two 10-ga... | 3 | 36.333333 | |
1384806883 | 1385053500 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | Calamitycatji: TIFU: by parking my motorcycle inside my friends head shop
So my bike was already giving me some problems, however since i am not mechanically inclined i had no idea what was wrong with it and figured it would be fine till i got home.
Both of my roommates work at the local head shop thats right on the m... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1384718908 | 1384818831 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | Dropout-cylinder314: TIFU By spilling coffee all over me while waiting to cross the street
I got my coffee to go as the weather is getting colder and I had to walk for a bit so it’s always nice to have a hot cup of coffee. I arrived to an intersection and was waiting for my time to cross the street when I decide to hav... | 3 | 5 | |
1384810685 | 1385077304 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | ismileicrazy: TIFU by getting my hair "highlighted" by a customer of mine.
I work as a server/manager at a fine dining Italian restaurant. One of our regulars, a barfly really, always told me she wanted to do something with my hair. I am a guy btw, never put any colour in my hair etc. Our bartender, basically a fuck... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1384814014 | 1384972200 | null | t5_2to41 | 356 | Treetrunksgoespop: TIFU by masturbating at work.
Well. here it goes. I work alone, selling mattresses. I spend 10hrs a day surrounded by comfy beds waiting for someone to come in, its alot of down time. Mostly I spend it watching Netflix and reading reddit and every now and again when things get slow I rub one out.
I... | 7 | 50.857143 | |
1384814917 | 1384816672 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | mattstorm360: "TIFU" This weekend i was in charge.
Over the weekend, my parents were at a wedding, so i was in charge. My mom gave me emergency money, plus $25 for my sister's car.
We used some of the emergency money for Red robin and arcade games. My sister convinced me to give her the rest, I also had to sleep in my... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1384810445 | 1385382091 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | homefree122: TIFU By Bringing a Cup of Water to Class
As a group of friends and me were about to go to class, I decided to grab a cup of water before we left. I have a Nalgene bottle that I usually take, but for some reason I really wanted a styrofoam cup of ice water. The desks in the classroom are standard college ... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1384831391 | 1384832902 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | phifeiras: TIFU: Thought someone was trolling me, and ended up giving up the opportunity of a lifetime.
I posted this 9 months ago, and thought this guy was trolling me. I didn't even other reading up about bitcoin because I thought this guy was just trying to scam me.
[The Fuck Up](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1384835249 | 1384905268 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | ralasinchains: TIFU and gave a woman on plenty of fish my cell number
Okay let me set the scenario, I have been using PoF for a while it's a great dating site. Probably the best around, I have not met a single bad woman on here till now.
I get talking to her and shit seems alright. Well fast forward a bit and I give ... | 4 | 6 | |
1384837940 | 1385074301 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | drevo97: TIFU and lost the store over $1000
While ringing up a foreign customer. He was buying a lot of items at our retail store. He's total was over $1000. When I swiped his card the registers somehow it was read as cash. I wasn't thinking clearly so I entered his amount as the tender total which means the registers ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1384844766 | 1384888006 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | me131211: TIFU by telling my co-worker she would make a good stripper.
I work at a local Italian place washing dishes and cooking. You know, the family run place that mostly hires younger kids looking for a first job. We had just finished one of 2 total morning shifts each week where we have a buffet. During these shif... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1384848912 | 1384927800 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | quistodes: TIFU by shaving my legs
So there's me, a young cyclist, finally deciding to shave my legs (for whatever reason, no one actually knows why). Hair so thick that I buy some hair removal cream to help.
Anyway, come 10pm I'm de-hairing myself bit by bit, involving hopping in and out of the shower and I prop the ... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1384859126 | 1384945141 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | DeloreanFanatic: TIFU showed a coworker a pic from r/funny not realizing until too late that it was quite racist.
I really wasn't trying to target him or his race and I am usually smarter than this but he got very offended. I tried so hard to apologize, but I'm terrible at confrontations and I am pretty sure it sound... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1384873084 | 1384894459 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | youareneo: TIFU by asking the phone number of the mother of the girl i would like to know
Well the history started with me going to have lunch one day. I was by myself and decided to eat on a new japonese restaurant near home. After eating 5 pounds of food i went to pay my shit and then i met this girl. She was really ... | 4 | 4 | |
1384877407 | 1385105441 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,628 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the manual flush button on an automatic toilet.
This morning, I was using a bathroom in the airport while waiting for my flight to board. I did my business, cleaned up, and turned around to take a look at what I had created. After a moment, I pressed the manual flush button, and instead of flus... | 13 | 279.076923 | |
1384884638 | 1384893274 | null | t5_2to41 | 127 | DizzyLola: TIFU and tried to be a tough younger sister
Okay so this happened just now, obviously a few minutes after we finished having dinner. My older brother (by only 11 months) was eating lasagne opposite me and blowing on a bit of it on his fork.
This would have been okay, but he was breathing *so loudly*. I wait... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1384893793 | 1384894420 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | JustAnotherLondoner: TIFU by not ensuring the driving test booking website I was on was the right one.
I Googled "practical driving test" and clicked a link, thinking it was the direct website of the examinations. The usual price is £62; it was only after I had filled everything in that I re-checked my bank account onl... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1384897680 | 1384904681 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | BananaPeelSlippers: TIFU by trying to squeeze in.
Sorry this isn't about sex. I work and live downtown and the bank my office is with just happens to be connected to my apt. It's pretty nice because a couple times a week i get to bring banking and go have a nice long lunch at home with my pups.
Today, i did the banki... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1384898484 | 1384992136 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | dippedshit: TIFU by trying chewing tobacco [could use help as well]
So my buddy from school does chewing tobacco, A.K.A. dip, and convinced me to try it. I by no means plan to do it regularly, i just wanted to try it. So he gave me his can with just a little left for one lip, and I tried it today. Sat in my room (no on... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1384901835 | 1384914998 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By tweeting hate speech
This wasn't today, but this weekend. I was visiting my friends college and was made aware of a twitter hashtag that shows up on a T.V. in the journalism building, and decided to have some fun with it. It started with relatively innocent things, like "I love to suck cock" or "I ju... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1384904284 | 1385001574 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | krogi: TIFU by fixing my shower with glue
My shower hose has had a hole in it for quite some time now and it keeps getting bigger and therefore the pressure of the water stream lower. Being the amateur Mcgyver i am i decided it was time to take action. went to my room looking for a roll of duct tape i knew i had somewh... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1384908068 | 1384938330 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Texted exgirlfriend I love you
Just before I delve into this; I wasn't drunk or intoxicated on anything of any kind, I'm not all the desperate, and I wasn't flustered in a rage of emotions.
So there's this exgirlfriend of mine whom I still talk to from time to time and we still get along great more or... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1384913850 | 1384965581 | null | t5_2to41 | 199 | ratmftw: TIFU by going for a swim with a girl I like.
This actually occurred a little under two years ago but anyway.
Every year during the long summer holidays my family have a tradition of heading up to go camping on the East coast of the North Island (NZ). The spot where we go is seriously a fairy tale place: a hu... | 6 | 33.166667 | |
1384916395 | 1385013426 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | Toxictrace: TIFU by bleeding from my anus.
I was just enjoying my post-dinner poop sesh in the upstairs bathroom in my parent's house, where I recently moved back into. Now, they use sandpaper-roughness level TP, always have. I, being a young man full of hopes and dreams of silken rolls for my cheeks, have been buying ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1384908140 | 1384923127 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | purplelirpa: TIFU by not reading directions properly and my chem lab partner and I got chemical burns in our noses
We were making a copper complex. After it was this powdery dust, we were supposed to add hydrochloric acid to it to make it change colors. The next step said to heat the product and smell the vapors to det... | 3 | 11 | |
1384925637 | 1384990841 | null | t5_2to41 | 174 | Maleus21: TIFU by helping a friend get a weight bench and shitting myself NSFW (language)(long read but probably worth it)
This actually happened a while back, but I just found this sub, and since all of my friends love this story, I might as well share it with everyone here.
So a while back, my friend and I worked to... | 3 | 58 | |
1384962290 | 1385013282 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Doctor_Reynolds: TIFU by writing in pencil on a test instead of pen and it changed my 95 to an 83.
My history teacher has a strict "no pencil" rule. I completely forgot during the test and he took off 12 points.
st3500: You know how math/science teachers always tell you to show all of your work? My chemistry teacher ba... | 4 | 7 | |
1384950461 | 1384991738 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | whatshalike: TIFU by being a dick to a blind guy on a plane.
Red Eye from LAX to PHL. The guy sitting next to me arrives, an escort holding his bag. Never seen that before. He pays the escort a few bucks—kinda just gives him a handful. I get up and he takes his time squeezing by. He’s a big big guy, wrap around Gucci s... | 4 | 11 | |
1384966553 | 1384996219 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | immediatefracture: TIFU by desperately trying to succeed, but instead convincing a large group of people that I am a fuck face.
Super long story short, shit in my life is a little rough right now. With my horrible inability to deal with large amounts of stress at one time, naturally I started to fall behind on school w... | 3 | 15 | |
1384967879 | 1385050826 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,250 | Futurames: TIFU by stripping on front of all of my coworkers.
Just a short bit of context. Where I work, we have uniform shirts and I wear mine over another plain t-shirt. Every day when I leave I go to my locker, take off my toolbelt and work shirt and go home, pretty much in that order.
Well today for some reason, ... | 9 | 361.111111 | |
1384965286 | 1384984152 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | krogi: TIFU by agreeing to a drunk jumping contest
This happened about half a year ago but anyways.
I had just moved into my own apartment and took the opportunity to throw a party. Everything went great for a while untill a friend of mine challenged me to a jumping contest. Fair enough, we were both pretty drunk and i... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1384965707 | 1385104007 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | d_saintsation_b: TIFU by getting hot sauce in my eye.
So this may be pretty self explanatory. My friend urged me to try a new hot sauce that he had made from scratch, with the warning that this was viciously spicy. I tried it, and it was really good, and incredibly hot. After stomaching that, I forgot that there was... | 4 | 7 | |
1384987205 | 1385007919 | null | t5_2to41 | 88 | octnoir: TIFU by getting arrested and losing my firm two million dollars in clients.
So nearly a year ago I was working at a high end investments firm as a new analyst for a month and everything is going fine. I'm dealing with complex derivatives and modeling blah blah blah.
So story is me and my brother are trying f... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1384990698 | 1385815919 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | BorneTM: TIFU by accidentally grabbing a girls left tit
So here I am. The ending of 3rd period math. As you know, the last couple of minutes in class everybody stands up and lines up at the door to get ready to go. I am no exception. Occasionally, I grab the back of my backpack to ensure my phone is still there (long s... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1384991763 | 1385131262 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | tayaravaknin: TIFU by having a movie-style car-accident.
Already having a bad day, I try to take my dog to get groomed. The appointment is for 11:30AM.
As I'm driving, she decides "Hey, now must be a great time to bark!" So of course, she does. As I'm turning around, startled, I don't notice the person in front of me ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1384997027 | 1384997883 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | guy_in_the_bushes: TIFU by trying to give a friend advice.
So a lot of people see my friend as intimidating and critical. This is because she is extremely smart and hard working. Now, I always like to try to see what others think about me so that I can improve my attitude and be a better person and all that jazz. I ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1385000864 | 1385005622 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | crazyone09: HELP
crazyone09: *created, *tranny. Sorry
Perk456: when you see him/her go grab his/er balls and shake them whilist saying "nice to meet you"
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1385002643 | 1385390838 | null | t5_2to41 | 171 | fatdumbbitch: TIFU when my autistic brother played with my old masterbation bat.
When I was younger and first becoming familiar with my body I 'played' with a novelty baseball bat. It's a quarter of the size of a real bat and had a smooth finish. I have long since abandoned it for more appropriate battery operated devi... | 10 | 17.1 | |
1385011875 | 1385097187 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | MadameQuiggles: TIFU by folding laundry.
Today when I went to put away the laundry for my mother I found out that she was upset at me because I didn't hear the buzzer go off. I continued to fold the laundry so there wasn't much to get in trouble for, but out of no where my mother starts yelling "You never do anything u... | 6 | 5 | |
1385013752 | 1385080548 | null | t5_2to41 | 593 | Bareback112: TIFU - By not closing the door...
I was round at a party of a girl who I had had previous sexual relations before. So i felt pretty confident I would get sex again at this party. We drank all night and her little brother who has just started drinking as he's young came out and got high with us. It was a gr... | 7 | 84.714286 | |
1385037693 | 1385962290 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU because his parents caught me giving him a blow job.
Our back story is very long and confusing and it's not very relevant to this but anyway, my ex and I were hanging out in his room (we're around 17 years old by the way) and somehow one thing led to another. His parents are hardcore religious people so... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1385048734 | 1385167694 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | nunyabeans: TIFU by using a fake key card at school.
Well at my school you have to use HID key cards and if you don't have yours you get detention. Well i lost mine and i don't feel like missing lunch for not having it so i made a fake one. But my principle is a bitch and decided to test mine and now may send me to the... | 8 | 6 | |
1385059673 | 1385152079 | null | t5_2to41 | 144 | N_skrilla: TIFU by getting habanero powder on my genitals
So around this time of year at the organic garden I work at, all of the hottest peppers we've been growing from early in the year have finished ripening, and are ready to be processed. My job in this is to take the dried habaneros and use a small device to grind... | 8 | 18 | |
1385066491 | 1385090446 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,243 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my dildo in front of my crush
GETALIFE
[deleted]: He may have been shocked, but I doubt he was turned off by it; in fact, this probably enhanced your chances of getting the D. Go back to the cafe.
Fgmaniac: Tell him you want to try anal.
When you're both naked pull out the dildo and say *m... | 8 | 280.375 | |
1385070961 | 1385091512 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to wash my hands
I work in a research lab, en route to getting my master's degree. It's a biochemical lab, so there's not too much that's very dangerous, and overall it's a pretty relaxed place to work. Despite official policy pretty much nobody wears lab coats or goggles, shorts abound in... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1385073344 | 1385083609 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | phailcakez: TIFU by unofficially auditing a class to save money.
the short of it is, I am not officially registered for this class at all. Due to an agreement between myself and the prof, i would be able to attend class, read the material and participate in discussion, but not be actually registered for the class at al... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1385079202 | 1385163767 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | throwaway122345959: TIFU by not closing my door.
These story starts with me jacking off like many of the posts here start. After I had finished I decided to go again because fuck it. After I finished I clean myself up with the paper towels I leave near my desk.
I then get up and pull my pants back up, turn to grab my... | 8 | 11.75 | |
1385074319 | 1385272315 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | ohcrapitsthatguy: TIFU by taking a chemistry exam without my calculator.
So I took a Chemistry 1 (university) exam (which you "needed" a calculator) without my calculator. I had a study session before going to the exam, and once I got to the exam room I realized my calculator was no longer in my backpack. I figured the... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1385087244 | 1385088939 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | y_im_so_tired: TIFU by assuming a girl I haven't seen in years was pregnant.
I was sent to train some people on a new company program at a store I used to work at. It has been about five years since I worked at that location and its about an hour away so I never see any of the people I used to work with. So waiting on ... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1385082302 | 1385170347 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | l3radrocks: TIFU by Making a Scratch Game
To really understand this story, you need to know a little about my school. I live in a metropolitan area in the South. Being in the south, most adults have absolutely zero clue of how computer work or function. That included my Digital Tech teacher. I had planned originally... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1385101127 | 1385130471 | null | t5_2to41 | 101 | NiceRideMan: TIFU my opening my mouth
Preface: I live in a semi-detached house, so we share our driveway with our neighbors. There's enough room in the driveway for a total of 4 cars. They're a rather sizeable family, so they have 3 cars and pack them all into the driveway. We never did mind because we only have 2 cars... | 3 | 33.666667 | |
1385135777 | 1385142284 | t3_1r7wkc | t5_2to41 | 15 | mitsypunk: Read the post, he never told her they were friends so to her they're just random women who OP is sharing personal issues, she has every right to be pissed her partner kept friendships hidden from her. Why hide these friendships? 700 texts in a month? It's suss and it's kinda emotional cheating, sharing more ... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1385129887 | 1385171650 | null | t5_2to41 | 747 | puddlesofblood: TIFU by accidentally opening /r/ShinyPorn on reddit in school on a mac.
Okay, so I'm in my Leadership Advisory class and I was just on my front page. Of course, this is a class where I can just do whatever on the computer.
My teacher was walking around, checking to see what we were working on.
She ca... | 11 | 67.909091 | |
1385135567 | 1390023846 | null | t5_2to41 | 380 | Basoran: TIFU by photoshoping my movies drive
Late at night and 8 beers in, shoping some images selecting areas with wand, marquee, lasso or ctrl-a(to select all). After I am done with the selection ctrl-d deselects the area.
Meanwhile I am ogling my 600+ movie collection wondering which to watch I ctrl-a to select... | 10 | 38 | |
1385166554 | 1386045496 | t3_1r5nvz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dudepa: I was gunna make a gay joke as well... Butt fuck it , I won't.
[deleted]: I signed in specifically to down vote this comment....this has been said wayyyyy way way way way to much...
Dudepa: Even after posting this I was like: "fuck that shits getting old"
[deleted]: y......ea.....h......................... it... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1385142369 | 1386066965 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU :wish me luck
TIFU: wish me luck to be back soon safe. if not then I surly got fucked up ;)
but not in a good way. lol ya know what I mean...
Splashonda: I hope you die
LOL jk
Or am I?
cainejlc: oh yeah she will be ours. lol
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1385140471 | 1385149272 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | igstheiguana: TIFU by leaving my bike outside
*sigh* I left my bike locked outside our house because I couldn't be bothered to bring it in, It had been out for a couple of weeks already but last night, the unthinkable happened. Someone stole it :(. Now I know its not the best bike in the world...But it was mine and ha... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1385151617 | 1385184096 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | reziful: TIFU by forgetting to edit a video for a group project in school
We've had this assignment for about a week, and I've been sick for about 3 days. The other members of my group decided to just film it and have me edit it so I don't get 0% on the project.
My friend said he would send me the footage, but he didn... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1385152368 | 1385405659 | null | t5_2to41 | 199 | drevo97: TIFU Update "I lost the store $1000"
Don't know what I'm talking about? See last post, if not then...
TL:DR credit card transaction was rang up as cash, card was not charged, customer paid nothing for $1000 worth of merchandise
I'm sorry for not getting this out sooner (if anyone did actually want to know the... | 6 | 33.166667 | |
1385165758 | 1385482640 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost ripping off my nipple!
Ok so its my 31st birthday tomorrow and I was feeling kinda down because my bf has to work and we won't get to celebrate. So I decide to take a shower and pretty myself up to feel better. Afterwards I put on a sexy lace top (no bra) with jeans and a sweater because its f... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1385167561 | 1385186260 | null | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU: Got head, interrupted by mother
Definitly a throwaway for this...
So me and my girlfriend are in my room, and we start fooling around, getting kinda horny. She puts her hand in my boxers, so I return the favour. Things escalate and she says she wants to suck my dick (NB: First time oral). I of course ... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1385167455 | 1386631987 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | Foster_Poster: TIFU by taking the laptop to the bathroom
So a couple of hours ago my family was going out to visit some friends which I had absolutely not intention of going to. All's nice and dandy after they left. Suddenly, my stomach screams the bloodiest scream of all time calling for a volcanic rupture of shit in ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1385174713 | 1385900856 | null | t5_2to41 | -8 | owlbrowneyes: TIFU by possibly misreporting a coworker as a bully
So there is this coworker I have , she comes in on Sundays.
I work part time so she isn't a big problem , but sometimes she is the reason that I don't even want to go to work.
Maybe I'm not use to the way she wears her heart on her sleeve.
Sometimes ... | 4 | -2 | |
1385182037 | 1385259928 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | Looks_at_you: TIFU by eating pistachios.
Oh these are good, wait, what's wrong with this on.... WTF? Ok, yeah those are definitely maggots.
I can never eat these again.
superjoemaj: Once I was eating butter finger bbs, they were small spherical versions of a butter finger. Well one rolled under my coffee table, I went ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1385216401 | 1385443629 | null | t5_2to41 | 614 | [deleted]: TIFU by embarrassing myself in front of hundreds of my students
I'm teaching in China and we had a sports day. I was asked to join the relay team and was more than happy to participate. I'm in decent shape so that was no concern.
Anyway. Day of the race, it's our time. My students are going crazy cheeri... | 10 | 61.4 | |
1385218020 | 1385251174 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | waferjack: TIFU by cheating with someone who's engaged
Met someone through friends that I got along well with. They're engaged and I've been in a relationship for over a year. Neither of us expected anything but things spiraled out of control through some of our conversations.
We decided to meet up and see what happen... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1385223067 | 1385331033 | null | t5_2to41 | 553 | Sick-Shepard: TIFU By asking a deaf girl what kind of music she listened to.
I was 15. I had been texting this deaf girl I had met at a jobs fair and while trying to make some conversation I asked her what kind of music she liked. I've never facepalmed so hard in my life.
Sir_Dude: Went to school with a lot of deaf peo... | 8 | 69.125 | |
1385176831 | 1385250897 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | oddity1015: TIFU by talking about something related to work to someone close to being fired.
So I just finished a long day of working and got a ride home from my co-worker started to talk about how I don't feel like I'm doing well on my part and want to start job hunting again and he goes on to tell me about his issues... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1385232073 | 1385240835 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU. Motivational Cheating: My Story
ApacheChi3f: This sounds like an excerpt from an erotic novel rather it being from real life.
Wolliver: I thought so too.....
[deleted]: Too hot to be true, except it is. I can't stop thinking about it. Wow
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1385244449 | 1385273319 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by attending a MLP club
I was walking back to my dorm, from the dining hall and saw a visual novel being played on a projector in a club room.
I was ecstatic. It's hard for me to make friends because of my different interests. One of those interests is reading visual novels! (or VNs as I like to call i... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1385258047 | 1385263713 | t3_1rblh6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheJackal8: Was it really necessary to downvote me and report my comment? The downvote button is not a disagree button and the report button is for spam. Please do not misuse them.
zidanee: Everyone on Reddit hates you now.
TheJackal8: That persons Chapstick fell out of their pocket, East Texas hates him now.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1385264335 | 1385305748 | null | t5_2to41 | 417 | [deleted]: TIFU and got assaulted in an Albertsons grocery store
Tonight, I went to the Albertsons near where I live to buy beer and some other shit that I've since forgotten about. As I always do, I fucked around for a while debating with myself whether or not I really want to pay almost $5 for a jug of orange-pineap... | 11 | 37.909091 | |
1385266660 | 1385344165 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | FreshmanLuck: TIFU by getting Brony jizz on myself and caused me to be late for class. (Longish)
This is my first semester attending college, which I'm really enjoying so far, with the exception of today's events. Aside from the general ed. stuff, I'm also taking a couple computer science classes which meet in the comp... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1385268480 | 1385405391 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | GeeGeeBaby: Tifu, by letting cashier bag my $25 gift card
In a separate bag. Yes, its own big bag. Well, later in the day, it blew out my car and I didnt chase it.. Got home and realized it was in said bag that blew away. Youre welcome, whoever gets it. It was for my Grandma. $25 to Barnes&Noble, gone.
theangrypra... | 4 | 23 | |
1385269532 | 1385355235 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | octnoir: TIFU by making a video zoom in
Years ago when I was in college, I had an acting class where we all had to act out a ten minute scene in groups (groups of 4). My team decided to do everything last minute (day before our presentation was due), and since I have a background in filmography, cinematography and do v... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1385272215 | 1385432947 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Superdankmaster: TIFU by drinking coffee with no lid.
So I usually go to this locally owned coffee shop downtown that is a pretty cool place. Very nice staff and whatnot.
I sit down one day with my laptop and order a cup of coffee. Browse reddit and other various sites, set up my torrents and that kind of thing as I d... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1385295394 | 1385429891 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | ICanSeeYour_Pixels: TIFU and celebrated my birthday...
So Friday night my friends and I went out to celebrate my 25th bday. We started the night with dinner at Osaka (a Japanese hibachi restaurant), and then proceeded to drink copious amounts of liquor. It ended with me passed out on my bathroom floor.
It is now 6am ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1385300328 | 1385361229 | null | t5_2to41 | 4,266 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my friend.
So, my friend and I (both college roommates since Freshmen year and we are very open with each other) decided to take a trip up to New York City this weekend. We had planned this trip for a while to go see some friends, go to clubs, get drunk, etc.
So, last night, we go out... | 10 | 426.6 | |
1385304758 | 1385391150 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU - I met up with another guy, but I'm married
I (31 yr old, FM, Married 13yrs) professional lady who works in IT consulting. One of the companies I call on hired a new Storage Administrator (28yrs, Male, SO <1yr). After a couple interactions, he came on to me. I blew it off but somehow it stuck with m... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1385288202 | 1385394936 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | amplebooty: TIFU and my friend accidentally took a photo of me pissing.
So my mate and I decide to get high since we'd just finished our exams at uni for the year. It's a funny sesh with a lot of random conversation until the point where i need to piss. Now we were stoned in a park next to a road, i was tripping balls ... | 6 | 1 | |
1385309835 | 1385402482 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Arctic_Religion: TIFU by losing $500...
Went to a casino. Decided I would only spend $100. Went to a Blackjack table with a $50 minimum bet and ended up leaving the table with $525 (a $500 and $25 chip). I was psyched. So I walked around for a bit and I took out my phone to snap a picture of the chip…I dropped it. Lost... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1385312192 | 1385318877 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | whitesammy: TIFU by sharing food with a coworker.
This motherfucker...
I work 7:30-3:30pm Friday-Sunday at a job where I have to be reachable by phone/at the computer at all times during my shift. On Friday i ordered a medium pizza(8 slices) and some breadsticks(was unaware that they give you at least 10 of them in a ... | 4 | 2 | |
1385321544 | 1385326215 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | CantSeeShit: LNMFFU by getting beer all over his mom
[deleted]: What is LNMFFU mean?
CantSeeShit: Last night my friend fucked up
| 3 | 1 | |
1385307107 | 1385778185 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | LeyfLeyf: TIFU by getting drunk before a rave.
WARNING: PUKE
So it was a great Saturday night and I was at an anime convention preparing for the midnight rave with a couple friends (this was last night) and we did so by having a LOT of Bacardi... I was really quite intoxicated but I felt really happy and great! That ... | 10 | 3.1 | |
1385324165 | 1385332053 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | Actually_bi_not_gay: TIFU By Accidentally Playing an Extremely Vlugar, Homoerotic Redditor Made Song to My Extremely Prude, Religious Family
I had lunch with my mom/dad/grandma just to catch up. I haven't really had the time to talk with them since I started my professional career. Lunch went great, but when I was d... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1385338065 | 1385411557 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu by smuglin coke outa leeds......
hapened a whil back but.... i shoved 6 grams of coke up me shitehole on the plane to ibiza in 2001 four days after september the 11th. so you can imagine the sercurity, i was fukin brickin it. i was so paranoid that when we boarded the plane and just before take off i c... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1385343648 | 1386339399 | null | t5_2to41 | 76 | Take_it_SLEEZYY: TIFU and called my girlfriend by my ex's name
This happened last night. Our relationship started less than 2 weeks before and we planned to go camping because none of us had in a while. It was amazing, it was just the both of us and we had fires, caught crawdads, had drinks, etc.
at the end of the dr... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1385350662 | 1385647755 | null | t5_2to41 | 93 | YourAsianBuddy: TIFU by pushing a q-tip too far in my ear.
After my shower, I was being careless while cleaning my ears with the q-tips, and dug a little too deep this time. My ear just started to gush out blood, oozing down the side of my head. Here I am now, on reddit, laying on the side of my head, with a bright red... | 7 | 13.285714 | |
1385357488 | 1385368228 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | Augenmann: TIFU and got my Hand wet
I don't know if this is a Major Fuck-up yet but I decided to post it here anyways.
It starts pretty harmless with me sleeping in my room at around 11:45 AM, when suddenly my sister Comes bursting in, rudely waking me up and yelling: "Augenmann, get up! Lunch is ready!" I give her th... | 3 | 6 | |
1385365792 | 1385392436 | null | t5_2to41 | 80 | Superomegla: TIFU by forgetting how many people there were in my group.
So, today I fucked up.
We have known about this project since last september, and originally there were 7 of us. I was pushed to be the leader of the group, and one particularly pushy member asked me to assign parts of the project to everyone.
... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1385360499 | 1385458224 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | cobywankenobi: TIFU by trimming my balls.
Actually, this happened like a week or two ago but I'm just drunk / tipsy enough to retell it. I was trimming my balls and, normally, I use a buzzer with a razor afterward for a closer shave. Well after a few nicks here and there over the months, I realized I needed a new metho... | 3 | 7 | |
1385390181 | 1385429094 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | cameltoer: TIFU by going around with a huge camel toe
Last week I bought a new pair of black super-skinny jeans and started wearing them every day to school. Sure they were a bit uncomfortable, but all new skinny jeans are in the beginning, right? Then, today, I was talking to this guy from my class out in the corridor... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1385384662 | 1385418569 | null | t5_2to41 | 590 | janedoethrows: TIFU by probably ruining a theater employee's night
Let's keep this short. It was technically last night but I'm only now recovering.
Yesterday ran some errands, things got busy. Picked up some chicken strips at BK for lunch.
Everything seemed fine, had a nap and decided to go to a movie with my boyf... | 17 | 34.705882 | |
1385404723 | 1385484641 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,462 | CenturiesChild: TIFU by shitting myself in the middle of nowhere and hobbling around the countryside in terror
For some completely bizarre reason, I decided to down three cups of coffee and eat a Mcdonalds for my breakfast when I had a dodgy stomach. Afterwards, I felt like going for a walk by a lake up in the fells, s... | 8 | 182.75 |
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