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1385963927 | 1386035724 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | filthycheaterisuck: TIFU by telling my ex that I cheated on her...
I just recently got out of a bad relationship. She was 24[f] I am 26[m]. She was super neurotic and talked down to me the whole time. I was no saint either though. I lied to her, a lot. I never really showed her the real me. She was hot, and I was into ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1385963515 | 1385991852 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU up by making a fb post my boss could see
I have a pretty chill job and a pretty chill boss.
Today, my boss was away so I spent the entire day working on Reddit.
I got ultra bored, as one does, so I weighed myself, took a dump, and weighed myself again.
Then I made a fb post, claiming I had discove... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1385967276 | 1387849902 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Whatamidoing-: TIFU by sleeping with my ex boyfriend.
My ex and I broke up about a year and a half ago. We lived together for about four months. Near the end he became distant and cold. Would answer phones calls it texts and would come home at midnight and not speak to me. One night he came home after 1am and told me h... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1385964844 | 1386017995 | null | t5_2to41 | 302 | OscarTheImposter: TIFU by making making my GF's roommate cry for her charity work
Recently, during the height of Breast Cancer Awareness month (sorry, not technically today), I was over at my girlfriend's house energetically pregaming for a night out. Needless to say, my brain-to-mouth filter wasn't in full working con... | 9 | 33.555556 | |
1385970379 | 1385972988 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | FuckingKaveh: TIFU by deleting my facebook
I was tired of defaulting to facebook all the time so I deleted it and left some contact info in case anyone actually needed something. After I posted it I thought the whole thing seemed pretty narcissistic, and then I realized, for some bizarre ass reason, I decided to close ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1385959375 | 1386190657 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | dangremonster: TIFU by deleting my entire Eagle Scout Project
Not today, but I digress. I am really into film making and thought it would be a great idea to incorporate my passion into my Eagle service project, not just make another damn bench. What I chose to do was make short PSA videos for a local elementary school ... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1385984326 | 1386144978 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | LogicKennedy: TIFU by destroying my toy with sheer laziness.
Okay, I remember a couple of days ago we had a thread asking people to describe the laziest thing they have ever done. Mine might not quite measure up to a captain shifting a navy ship to get the sun out of his eyes, but it's pretty damn awful.
A couple of w... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1385993584 | 1386051011 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | aheh89: TIFU by shitting in the garden.
SO last night I had to drive nine hours after missing a flight. For the last hour of the drive I was turtling a poop. So when I arrived home I ran as quickly as a I could to get inside, but my grandmother, who I am taking care of, left the key on the other side of the lock. I cou... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1385997330 | 1386111829 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,411 | astakask: TIFU by showing up for Breathalyzer training drunk.
Just when I think I can't outdo my own stupidity I go and take the retard cake.
I worked in a private medical clinic and we recently branched out into pre-employment and reasonable cause drug and alcohol testing. The company forked out the cash for me to t... | 14 | 172.214286 | |
1386002579 | 1386015559 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | sullivan_ss: TIFU by missing an online midterm
Welp.. Let's get this out of the way first. I'm a dumbass. I procrastinated all break and assumed that this big online accounting exam was due Sunday night (like most other exams are) but instead it was due on Tuesday at 8 am.
But wait.. A stroke of luck appeared and the... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1386016122 | 1386041572 | null | t5_2to41 | 79 | GreysonHalstead: TIFU by saying "Boyfriend" instead of "Boss" while talking to a client.
I was on the phone with a very nice client and was about to transfer the call to my boss and said, "Please hold one moment while I transfer you to my boyfriend." There was silence as I realized what I said, I quickly tried to corr... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1386019931 | 1386025906 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting chilli extract on my pecker for science.
(Not using a throwaway because I'm fearless)
So a couple of days ago i get this hot sauce/chilli extract i ordered, i was intrigued on the internet which led to me purchasing this "Psycho Juice". Now this stuff is potent, like two drops will make a wh... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1386020356 | 1387814761 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | detective_awesome: TIFU by passing out at a Kanye West concert
So 2 of my friends and I are big fans of Kanye and bought tickets to see his show the day they went sale. Being that the show has incredibly high production value we decided to each take a couple stamps of acid. I'd only done it once before with one dose an... | 4 | 7 | |
1386029054 | 1386176586 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | lncsmb: TIFU by taking too many late night walks
So this is a double TIFU and it happened about 1,5 years ago. I was going my last year in high school and was under alot of stress from the last exams which led to me having some problems with my sleep. I found taking walks in the middle of the night just before going to... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1386031529 | 1386410144 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | not_the_splim: TIFU by making someone storm out of an assessment
I am a master's student so I should really know better but...
We had to give presentations over the course of two weeks for an assessment. I did mine the first week and it all went fine, but there was one guy missing that week. It was pretty obvious that... | 7 | 2 | |
1386032518 | 1386162438 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | souldeux: TIFU: Just realized I've accidentally been advertising myself as HIV+ and gay for a decade, awesome
**Ten Years Ago**
It's spring break in the little town where I grew up. I'm eighteen. My buddy, who we'll call Mark, is wearing a hat with a four-leaf clover on it.
"Cool hat," I observe.
The swift, lurchin... | 12 | 105.5 | |
1386045388 | 1386094494 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheHappydude2012: TIFU by peeing in a trash can.
So everyday after school my friends and I hangout and when it gets to cold we go in the boys locker room and play games on our laptop. We keep getting kicked out by the same janitor who never wants us in there, (It's not against the school rules) and he ALWAYS yells at u... | 3 | 8 | |
1386045163 | 1386165484 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | cromano923: TIFU by trying to drive home after too many drinks
Tried to sleep in my car and my parked car got it. Feeling paranoid, I tried heading home and started to vomit in my car. Went to hurry my head out the window, but the window was closed and I smashed my face.
Eventually got home and it wasn't pretty. Got a... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1386045188 | 1386076996 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | ApocSurvivor713: TIFU by throwing away the box.
I have a pet leopard gecko (she's called Saphira). I use a heat lamp to keep her enclosure warm and well lit during the day. The bulb I was using burnt out about a week ago, and the temperatures here in Florida are beginning to cool down, finally. With that in mind, I ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1386051516 | 1386105685 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | EgaoNoGenki-III: TIFU by putting my $200 back in the packing envelope.
This was actually last Christmas. The "TIFU" is an LCIFU.
I don't think the pants I wore had pockets (I don't remember whether they did or not.)
My wallet was upstairs.
I was distrustful of my middle sister (So different from us, she must've been... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1386068214 | 1386094875 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Aerizol: TIFU by calling my temporarily wheelchair bound friend a cripple jokingly only feet from a permanently wheelchair bound person, adding to soften the blow "at least it's only temporary"
saberman: what was the joke?
[deleted]: "Hahaha, you're a cripple now man! Good thing it's only temporary, wouldn't want you ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1386089627 | 1386293758 | null | t5_2to41 | 549 | the-infinite-jester: TIFU by helping a violent man leave the state
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but I found out the truth about him last night...
I work at a safe house for victims of domestic violence. It's a women- and children-only shelter and it's a transitional 60-day program. I also monitor the dome... | 7 | 78.428571 | |
1386095019 | 1386097300 | null | t5_2to41 | -1 | sumnames: TIFU by not researching anal pleasure enough
I'm posting this here in the hope i will never forget it...
Recently I've been really turned on by the thought of anal pleasure, i had gone in just a little but not much and always cleaned up after not even knowing if i had to. Maybe i should have googled this... ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1386108586 | 1386110477 | null | t5_2to41 | 84 | Arca9ine: TIFU by pocket-dialing a priest.
My boyfriend and I were having the sexy times on his bed, and I kind of move around a lot. Somehow I managed to end up laying on my phone, and he suddenly stopped then picked up my phone. I had been calling someone for over ten minutes. I was PRAYING (no pun intended) that it ... | 3 | 28 | |
1386115979 | 1386295126 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | throwaway82294: TIFU by decapitating Baby Jesus and creating some sort of Frankenstein monster. (Pics!)
So I work building maintenance at an extremely old hospital (102 years old) st. Elizabeth, obviously a Christian hospital we put out a nativity scene every year, we have a very nice and beautiful hand crafted one tha... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1386122300 | 1386210581 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | AngrySun: TIFU by cutting y cocked
(thhrowaway...for various purposes)
long story short...I was out partying with my friends to celebrate all handing in our exam papers. We walk around town after the bars close, got our beer cans, and I want to pee, but don't want to pee in some ones garden, because you know..I'm cons... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1386122564 | 1386128039 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By stealing a calculator.
IRideVelociraptors: Hi siriboss, because this was an honest mistake and it could have happened to everyone coupled with the fact that you returned it fairly easily, this post has been removed because of rule 2.
We would like to thank you for contributing though!
siriboss: kk
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1386132062 | 1386168122 | null | t5_2to41 | 768 | iweartails: TIFU by choking on the "D".
This was actually a couple days ago, but why not.
So it's Thanksgiving and I go to my boyfriend's great aunts with him. Dinner goes well and all that jazz. Then we go downstairs with his little brother and watch cartoons with him.
Fast forward about an hour, I end up giving h... | 12 | 64 | |
1386143537 | 1386275094 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | I_Pooped_in_a_bag: TIFU: I had to take a shit in a bag.
This morning when I woke up, I was so comfortable. My bed was so warm and cozy. But the gurgling feeling in my stomach was pressuring me to get the fuck up and use the bathroom.
I kept dozing, drifting in and out of sleep for maybe an hour before the pressure in ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1386162027 | 1386283039 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,236 | RG68: TIFU by covertly and accidentally discovering my housemates porn habits, without even touching his computer.
Christ, I'm not sure I can look at him the same way again ahahaha. I wasn't even snooping on his computer, I've never used his let alone look at his browser history or anything.
About a year ago I showed ... | 14 | 88.285714 | |
1386142610 | 1386258588 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by being oblivious while getting dressed
Well this was really two summers ago, but regardless still a fuck up.
Anyways, a little bit of back story: my house was getting renovations done at the time. It was primarily for the kitchen, bathrooms, and other small tasks. It was mostly done by two men who we... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1386171319 | 1386215860 | null | t5_2to41 | -8 | Jimithing1: TIFU by FB stalking my ex...
Only to see how much she loves her new lover and how happy she is... and before you tell me FB stalking is a bad idea, I already know and i've been so good leaving her alone. But today my curiosity got the best of me and it really ended up burning me in the ass...like always.
T... | 4 | -2 | |
1386175975 | 1386257032 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,193 | buttsexfireball: TIFU by mixing butt sex and fireball whiskey
Okay, so last Friday I decided to sleep with someone and try out anal. I'd only ever tried receiving once or twice. It took me a while to get them inside me, but eventually I just pushed really hard and got it in. It was the best sex of my entire life. Every... | 12 | 182.75 | |
1386189459 | 1386263520 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | bassri: Today I fucked up by losing my friend's flash drive
Today I borrowed my friend's flash drive so I can transfer some files we were working on for our group project. I was working on a computer in the library. After I finished working, I forgot to unplug the flash drive from the computer and went back home. Later... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1386193279 | 1386194989 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | guildwars22: TIFU by forgetting something in by instructors car for the second week in a row.
I have driving lessons once a week. Last week I forgot my license in the car. Today I left my backpack in the car. I have a huge test tomorrow so now it will be difficult to study, I also have a major assignment due tomorrow t... | 3 | 1 | |
1386197162 | 1386303186 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | Showerheadmolester: TIFU by mentally scarring my cleaning lady
Well this is awkward.
I live in a house where sound proofing isnt a key part of its integrity. Its a small quaint little place.
My landlord gets a cleaner in once a week to spruce the place up and stuff. We are both busy professionals so neither of us ha... | 4 | 10 | |
1386199050 | 1386199603 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | RikM: TIFU. I just got away with the single largest fuck up of my adult life.
Before I start, this may not be counted as such a big TIFU because I did get away with it. Although I did still fuck up.
So at the end of the shift at work, I am required to remove the notes from the 3 tills in my kiosk and look after the mo... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1386200788 | 1386228966 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | stormforce702: TIFU by breaking a girls ankle
The breaking of the ankle was last week, but this post is of the aftermath which took place today.
So last week we were playing dodgeball, and I was part of it as I would normally be. So, as we were playing and the game was getting intense, and I started searching for a b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1386198304 | 1386209780 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | GhostsofDogma: TIFU: The past month or so has been so hectic that I, um... sorta... Forgot my online class existed.
In my defense, my daily life is already fucked up on a daily basis from my ADHD, OCD, depression, anxiety disorders, etc. I'm incredibly forgetful but never, ever this much. The only reason I even realize... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1386204124 | 1386254070 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking suicide seriously.
TIFU by not taking suicide seriously.
First,suicide is a big deal and It is very disrespectful to Joke about it even if It was Not meant to be taken seriously, and now I feel Incredibly guilty.
So today In class, We were informed that there are going to Be visitors ... | 3 | 1 | |
1386213369 | 1386214181 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by clogging my toilet...right after the plumber fixed it two hours ago
This is a kind of embarrassing story for me and I should probably use a throwaway, but whatever. So, this story begins last Friday evening. My stomach was not feeling so hot after Thanksgiving. Let's just say I was very glad to be ba... | 4 | 2 | |
1386220311 | 1386308637 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | ralasinchains: TIFU by Taking a Gemini Scanner to the Face
Okay to preface, this actually happened a little bit ago, but nonetheless is a great account of the accidents that happen when you work in a warehouse.
So, one day at work I was lugging around my scanner, they are these fat ancient things called Geminis. They... | 4 | 3 | |
1386225562 | 1386239826 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | redsmashingoasis: Tifu Wrap your ercetion with proctection or else youll get a sexually tranmitted infection NSFW
So a couple weeks back I had sex with my friend. Usually Im very safe(on the pill,condoms what have you) but lets call him, Harrison, didnt have any condoms. Now weve both slept with alot of people but he ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1386231292 | 1386243393 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Throwaway314135: TIFU by accidentally cutting off part of my scrotum with a pair of scissors. [NSFW]
So today I decided for the first time to try to shave my pubic hair. I hadn't shaved it before, so the hairs were quite long. I tried going for it with the razor, but it wasn't working too well because the long hairs wo... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1386258140 | 1386296473 | t3_1s5qhe | t5_2to41 | 1,084 | ThatLeviathan: na na na na naaaaaa
Marowak: *gargles*
PancakeLord: gargle my balls
Marowak: We'd have to liquidise them first.
Well, actually we'd have to find them *then* liquidise them.
PancakeLord: If only you knew what they looked like...
Marowak: I would love to find out, but I have a small nut allergy.
PancakeL... | 17 | 63.764706 | |
1386257411 | 1386259315 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheOriginalWizard: TIFU by getting in a fistfight with a wrestler
We had planned the fight a day ahead and the day to fight was today. I have an idea of how to fight, but needed further clarification so I went to my friend who had won the Golden Glove last year. During lunch we all left early for the fight. I was hesit... | 3 | 3 | |
1386274728 | 1386408217 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | welcomexoverlords: TIFU by using the N word in front of some of my black friends.
We were watching the movie "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" together, and in case you didn't know there is quite a bit of swearing that includes numerous 'N' words. Now I am whiter than white and I am also NOT racist. I'm incredible uncomforta... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1386276465 | 1386351488 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by winning concert tickets from a radio station.
On my way to work this morning, I changed radio stations and heard, "Caller 10!" and a phone number. It seemed like a "might as well" situation. I was caller 10! WooHoo! I didn't know what I won, so the DJ laughed at my lack of enthusiasm. I laughed with ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1386284087 | 1386476545 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | popple00: TIFU by cumming [NSFW]
Woke up with no one being home, so I figured I have a nice fap session. Well I was kind of lazy and decided not to grab something disposable to unleash my load into, so I figured I'd just do it on my chest since I was going to take a shower right after anyway. I have never unloaded on m... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1386290179 | 1388798285 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by having "my wet, naked body just for you" as the subject line of an email in my inbox
So I'm currently in Teacher's College and I'm on my last placement block.
Long story short, my printer at home died so I gmail'd myself my lesson plan, and intended to print it at school in the morning when I ... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1386287277 | 1386396782 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Imanidiotats: TIFU by crashing my moms new Cadillac
Throwaway where nescesary. Today i decided to go fuck around in my moms car in the snow, i overdrifted and took out a stop sign before rapidly jamming drive and reverse to get away. The sign fell out from under the car a bit later and i drove it home to go tell my mom... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1386288524 | 1386388353 | null | t5_2to41 | 240 | seagull_loco: TIFU and learned to be careful using Internet translators
I work in publishing.
Part of my job involves sending promotional material to a distributor of ours in Dubai. Last month, I carefully made a package and decided to use a web-based translator to write the message, "Delicate, Do Not Bend" in Arabic.... | 10 | 24 | |
1386298784 | 1386354808 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | Hipster_dood: TIFU by leaving crayons in my apron.
I'm a busboy in a restaurant where we give kids crayons and something to color while they wait for their food. When some kids left, I cleaned the table, as per usual, but I accidentally left some of the crayons at the bottom of one of the pockets of my apron.
As soon ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1386299051 | 1386325605 | null | t5_2to41 | 183 | platypossamous: TIFU by having a nip slip at my Christmas party.
So this was yesterday but I was (for obvious reasons) too drunk to post.
Basically. Christmas party, costume contest. Made my own dress (I was a candy cane), and just as they're doing the cheer/voting for each of us individually. Yep. That's my nipple. ... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1386300522 | 1386302111 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not committing suicide.
Ok context, since I don't want the mods to yell at me, or anyone to just complain that I should go to the Suicide watch sub.
Earlier this week, on Monday, I reached a really low point in my school life, with everything crashing down on me. From family, to friend troubles, to... | 3 | 2 | |
1386354116 | 1389470870 | t3_1s7yyn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Captainhowarth: This is to short to upvote. Much like a ducks penis.
cuprous_veins: Ducks have super long penises, sometimes as long as their entire body.
[Image](http://www.bjorn-comic.com/penis/duck_cock.jpg)
Captainhowarth: I bet you are fun at parties.
cuprous_veins: I like to think so.
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1386305357 | 1386800099 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | Laura_Annette: TIFU by not looking away quickly enough.
Alright. Tonight at the gym:
A guy at the treadmill angled beside/in front of me had one of those really big phones, a "phablet" if you will, and because of the angle of our treadmills I could see everything that was happening on his phone without really even try... | 5 | 11 | |
1386307865 | 1386349853 | null | t5_2to41 | 272 | Showerjerk: TIFU by jerking off in the shower
This morning I woke up and I was feeling pretty horny, so I started jerking off while I waited for my brother to get out of the shower. My brother got out of the shower, and my mom yelled at me to get up before I finished. So, I decided to just finish in the shower and let ... | 7 | 38.857143 | |
1386309101 | 1386446691 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | Moonhowler22: TIFU by killing my tablet.
About a year and a half ago, I got an ASUS Transformer TF300T Tablet as a gift. I've used it a bunch since I've had it. It's one of my favorite things that I have.
Well, I decided to update Android. Unfortunately, I had tried to root it (give myself every permission) months ag... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1386310673 | 1392873117 | null | t5_2to41 | 152 | ToDonutsBeTheGlory: TIFU by trying to tell the pretty girl at work a joke but instead becoming one myself
Pretty girl and two other girls are busy laughing and mingling among themselves. I join in and we have a good convo, pretty girl seems interested in what I have to say. The two other girls leave and the convo at th... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1386319801 | 1386672616 | null | t5_2to41 | 667 | knockingdownthedoor: TIFU by having my friends door knocked down by the police and leaving them with the bill
It starts with my friend texting me while drunk, it happens. I knew they were drunk, and I was studying, so I mostly ignored them. I look back at my phone twenty minutes after I received the last few texts and ... | 13 | 51.307692 | |
1386318249 | 1386336341 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to the girl I love.
It wasn't just today. We went on a break after 8 months. The break lasted a week and a day. Just to be clear it was not a mutual break. I was devastated. But that's a whole 'nother TIFU. Lets cut to the chase. I had sex with another girl. Okay sure we were on a break. We wer... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1386322254 | 1386373696 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU (5 minutes ago) By driving like a retard and crashing my mother's car into a tree in our own front yard
I haven't been driving for quite a while, because my license was revoked by police, so naturally I was too excited about being able to drive again. I was driving to do some business, and went all hap... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1386352851 | 1386357041 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | lex4: TIFU by giving my first blowjob to a guy not my boyfriend
I am a virgin and had never done anything before except make out. there is the best looking guy in schoool, who i had been seeing, and texting. he invited me over to his house wednesday (second date) and we kissed, made out, he left a huge hickie on my boo... | 3 | 1 | |
1386359241 | 1386550646 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU-Burning boxes in the parking lot of Dollar General
I found out Dollar General doesn't like managers burning boxes in the parking lot. I received a final write up for it and was told if I fuck up again I'm fired. It was worth it though, was a big ass warm fire.
http://imgur.com/B2xCAP2
rustychrome: Don'... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1386365505 | 1386383020 | null | t5_2to41 | 987 | throwdisaway7: TIFU by trying to be rough during sexy time.
My current bf is the first guy I've had any sexual experience with, he however is not new to the act so I tend to feel obligated to go all out, be a bit aggressive and playful, talk dirty, the works, just really make it a wonderful experience that doesn't high... | 6 | 164.5 | |
1386386833 | 1386577118 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | Thrrrowaway6: TIFU by shaving my balls hastily
Yesterday I felt like shaving my junk, I don't know why I just did. Unfortunately, I wasnt taking my time and gave myself some serious razor burn all around my crotch.
It looks awful and it hurts like shit.
Why did I do this...
billyboblee: Did you get the sack? ;)
Thr... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1386388669 | 1386578696 | null | t5_2to41 | 191 | mec05160: TIFU by checking myself out on omegle.
I recently got a new laptop that I don't really know how to use all that well yet. Well, being a girl, I wanted to see how I looked on webcam and I didn't know how to just record a video (it's windows 8 and the camera app was quite hard to find) so I went to Omegle.com b... | 7 | 27.285714 | |
1386394948 | 1386572791 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | JustPassing_Thru: TIFU by trying to text my girlfriend goodnight
She had plans to go to a play with her mom, leaving me free for the night. I thought about making plans to go out with some friends, but decided to just stay home and rest to prepare for another early morning at my second job after a long week at my prima... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1386401212 | 1386414123 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a picture of my dick to a random stranger.
So some random number texted me, me and my friend thought it would be funny if I sent my dick pics to them. Turns out its a dying 11 year old, my life is now ruined.
ApacheChi3f: You win the fuck up cake *everyone cheers and throws glitter and confet... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1386412451 | 1386440905 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,380 | throwaway-576: TIFU by orgasming in front of my boss
I work at a somewhat small marketing firm, my cubicle is in the far end and no one is around me. Today was a slow day, and I was having one of those horny times
So anyway, I set my phone to vibrate and put it between my thigh and squeeze. Midway through the thing my... | 13 | 106.153846 | |
1386421679 | 1386642141 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | klimlover: TIFU by missed my appointment to take the CPA exam despite spending all week intensely studying.
I've been studying for a solid 3 months to take the exam. Everynight I average 2 hours of studying. In addition I took a week of PTO this week to really lock down on it. I spend 14 hours everyday this week stud... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1386396228 | 1386484233 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Mycatisafatty: TIFU by ripping my pants
I was in a show today and during a quick change I ripped my pants pretty badly in the crotch area. I was wearing dark spanks underneath, but it was still pretty obvious. I didn't have time to find other pants so I went on stage in front of over fifteen hundred people with crotch-... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1386415008 | 1386492037 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting me and my classmate slept together.
Some of class in Uni is sleeping in the classroom tonight since we have so many projects due. Me and my classmate fell asleep in the same bed once (she's female, I'm male) nothing happened but I came in to the classroom to sleep after going to the bar, I... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1386434587 | 1386449353 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | thr0waw4y12: TIFU by buying a Fleshlight and being careless with the evidence
Today was a really horrible day. I never thought I would be posting in this subreddit but fuck it. If you think you've been having a bad day... youre wrong
Here's some background to my nightmare -
So it all started about a week ago when I ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1386451094 | 1386487236 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | erock0546: TIFU by burning mac and cheese in my microwave.
I just woke up from a nap, put some mac and cheese in my microwave, and sat down at my computer to wait for it to finish.
I forgot water.
It was smoking in my kitchen, and when I opened the microwave a huge gout of smoke poured out. It was horrible, I now kno... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1386452440 | 1386470637 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | LongShlongDon: TIFU by letting my whinny friend tell the chief of police his throat hurts.
Just to set the stage, me and my friend (who was bitching about his throat) were walking home from a late night 7/11 trip and on the way home this lady with her baby needed to use my phone to call the police on her abusive boyfri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1386461580 | 1386521679 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | randomAnonymousThing: TIFU by thinking a guy calling me was one of those annoying recording phone calls
This actually happened a couple months ago, but I guess I forgot to write about it. It probably wasn't that bad of a fuck up, but I still feel like a complete asshole for it.
First a little back story: A few years ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1386464901 | 1386533068 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a really juvenile text to a really religious girl.
"What's the point of entrails if you can't have sex with them?" (It's a South Park quote/inside joke my buddy and I have)
Yep. That went to this really cute, Christian girl I've been hanging out with lately. Her number and the intended recip... | 3 | 20 | |
1386473254 | 1386507522 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Gulgar: TIFU by clicking a spacedicks link
Well, I was just browsing reddit, when I come along to read a couple of comments. Now, I know what spacedicks is, but have never been on it. So, I see this link titled FREE GOLD!. I have no idea what gave me the inclination to click it, but I did, and it just brought me to /r/... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1386482991 | 1386520704 | null | t5_2to41 | 193 | haleycontagious: TIFU by showing off my taxidermy fox.
I posted a picture of [Henry](http://i.imgur.com/G0VTnPp.jpg) to /r/foxes/ and they banned me. I have never been banned from a sub before. I was just a proud mumma. I thought everyone would love him just like I do. Sorry if Henry offended anyone.
LevyWife: to be fa... | 16 | 12.0625 | |
1386496755 | 1386546236 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | Slenderauss: TI (possibly) FU by not calling the cops after hearing yelling and screaming next door
JamesLovesColoring: Not sure how it works in Australia, but you can always call the police's non-emergency number. Even now it wouldn't hurt.
Slenderauss: Don't worry, I updated the post with the results. My mum went to... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1386501700 | 1386571171 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,789 | canadasecond: TIFU by farting on my massage therapist
I had been getting massage therapy for a lower back/hip pain. A few days ago, I had an appointment over lunch hour so I very quickly ate before I left my office to get to the appointment - so quickly in fact that I got a bit crampy. I didn't think much of it and hea... | 10 | 178.9 | |
1386513246 | 1386656283 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheTiddlerOfWinks69: TIFU by taking a client on a business picnic
I took a client to a lake to discuss all sorts of business for WinkTiddlersLtd. We ended up basically having a picnic and not short thereafter he gets a phone call. So I, having my sketchbook, decide to the a sketch of the fauna I see. My client ended up... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1386521754 | 1386589929 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | anus_ice_cream: TIFU by disappointing my dad while also not getting laid
So yesterday I was feeling pretty great. I'm a high school senior and one of my colleges sent me my acceptance letter and it was a full ride. I was obviously pretty^insanely excited so I decided to go out with some friends. I told my dad and he wa... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1386521581 | 1386558345 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | friendly_dinosaur: TIFU by urinating on myself while on the job.
so, i had a sudden urge to use the bathroom, but i was having a bit of trouble so i crouched on the floor to facilitate the process. w/ my pants down around my ankles i suddenly urinated on them. now, normally something such as this wouldn't bother me, ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1386526969 | 1386559261 | null | t5_2to41 | 101 | Anal_Wrath: TIFU by farting too hard and getting a hemorrhoid.
So yeah, last night I had a pretty busy anus. Farted quite a bit and quite hard. Soon after I started feeling discomfort in my ass. Dismissed it as just an itch.
Woke up this morning and the 'itch' was still there. Wrapped my finger around some toilet pape... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1386532394 | 1386613420 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Diredoe: TIFU by eating chicken wings from a pizza shop
So, last night I got out of work around midnightish and on the way home I had a craving for something spicy so I picked up some chicken wings from a pizza shop. I get home, eat the wings while redditing a bit, take a shower, say goodnight to my husband, and head t... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1386532463 | 1386538737 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting my boyfriend's best friend, who is also my ex.
My boyfriend of seven months and I were texting and things got.. dirty. Well he wanted pictures. My phone has an awful camera so we do this sort of thing off my iPod. Well I never text anyone but my boyfriend off my iPod. I took the picture and s... | 4 | 2 | |
1386532419 | 1386671662 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | Emma-Lee: TIFU By giving his grandma a handshake
So the boyfriend and i went to visit his grandparents because we are nice people.This is my first time meeting them and I was kinda nervous but they were pretty nice and I survived.Grandma wanted a handshake before I left so naturally I obliged.I walked away wondering wh... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1386556120 | 1386621567 | null | t5_2to41 | 177 | absENTmindedly: TIFU by ruining christmas
I'm a substitute teacher. I almost never work with kids younger than 13, but I found myself in a 2nd grade class the other day. Because we had some free time at the end of the day, I was showing them my favorite outer space pictures. They had been bugging me for a few minutes t... | 7 | 25.285714 | |
1386553565 | 1386601953 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | kirlysue: Tifu by waking up...
I woke up this morning, went out to the barn to discover that one of my kittens had died :( then I was milking a cow and she kicked me so hard in the hand I thought she broke it, then I went to jump on my boyfriends back so he could give me a piggy back ride to the house, and smashed my b... | 3 | 11 | |
1386563278 | 1386578374 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,518 | funnybunny1227: TIFU by giving my boyfriend head after jalapeno for dinner
Never again. He cooked this delicious jalapeno and creamy rice and chicken dish. Awesome. We went to lay down in his bed and continue getting frisky. I went down on him and less than a few minutes after, he jumped up and ran to the shower...alon... | 16 | 94.875 | |
1386549256 | 1386938280 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | draxxus227: TIFU by accidentally missing a test
I just missed by 4th chem test by not going to class and assuming the test date to be this friday. Just found out it was actually on 12/6 and there are no make ups. I really needed to pass this test to get a B in chem, but I completely fucked up. I'm so depressed and I bl... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1386570449 | 1386646826 | null | t5_2to41 | 431 | falseoptimism: Tifu my brother's mentality irreparably and beyond measure
This is another one of those tifus that actually happened a few months ago, but I didn't feel ready to re-visit this escapade until I'd moved out of my family home.
So for a good 3 Days in the summer I had been eating nothing but homemade nachos... | 9 | 47.888889 | |
1386577743 | 1386586833 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Oprepok: TIFU by trying to cut my own hair
http://i.imgur.com/g32d0ot.png
[deleted]: Fail
SnooSnooCookie: That's the point of this sub, mate.
| 3 | 11.333333 | |
1386577579 | 1386684652 | null | t5_2to41 | 100 | _i_am_a_bad_person: TIFU by shitting myself in the middle of the London Underground
**This might get graphic**
*Sorry if this doesn't fit here, but I think it should. I definitely fucked up.*
First off, you should know that many stations on the Underground have no toilets. Unfortunately, I was oblivious to this.
I n... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1386517841 | 1386656382 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | DTPB: TIFU by leaving a bike outside.
I'm in Dallas and over the last few days this ice storm has thrown everyone for a loop and on top of the storm I've been trying to get my car out of the shop after my neighbor hit it while also dealing with his insurance and trying to not miss work with the roads all gone to hell. ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1386596457 | 1386654250 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Yabaza123: TIFU by putting toothpaste in my hair
I went to bed at 2 am (due to Reddit) and woke up at 5:50 am to go to school, so I was very tired. When I was brushing my teeth, a big glob of toothpaste fell out of the tube and onto my hand. Due to my tired state, I didn't notice it until it was too late. After my teet... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1386603446 | 1386676271 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,576 | uncleruckus32: TIFU by sending porn to my prof and a whole lot of my classmates at uni...
This just happened. Fuck I fucked up bad I don't think I can go back to that lecture ever again. So my prof sent my class an article about homeostasis in frogs, so I wanted to send him an cool article I read about the subject. Wel... | 13 | 121.230769 |
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