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1385406577 | 1385486678 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | ANALCUNTHOLOCAUST: TIFU by thinking it would never happen to me.
I've spent so much time wondering how so many adults here have trouble not shitting their pants, and it just happened to me.
I'm sitting at my computer when I feel a feeling we're all aware of: The Need to Fart. I let it pass through my anus and it felt ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1385398985 | 1385416766 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | bahamabananarama: TIFU by drunk sleepwalking
Throwaway because you'll see.
I was visiting my best friend for the first time in his new shared flat, because he had just moved to another town to study. The flat was designed, so that the doors to all the rooms joined in the small living room together with the doors to th... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1385411212 | 1385575690 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | manthemike12: TIFU By Not Submitting A Tuition Waiver
I enrolled in an online class with the intent of using my national guard tuition waiver to cover it. A few weeks in I decide this class isn't what I thought it would be and I dropped it. Weeks later I get a bill for the class and think no problem I'll submit my tu... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1385424691 | 1385716178 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | biRd_wondeR: TIFU by looking up reddit at work.
I was browsing reddit when I heard someone walking up to my desk. Quickly I opened a new tab and typed a website quickly, hit enter, and tried to look casual. It turned out to be my boss and he looked at my screen and smirked. I looked at the screen and in my horror, i ha... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1385428936 | 1385450173 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | Bebealex: TIFU by giving Bailey's chocolate to a Muslim
In English class at Cegep (High School)
Everybody is talking, teacher is drawing on the board,
I have this box of Chocolate candies filled with Bailey's,
A friend asked me one,
I throw it
While watching me he bites in it,
His eyes became something like O_O,
"IS T... | 6 | 12 | |
1385367816 | 1385533624 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | innitbruvs: TIFU by breaking the screen on my replacement phone.
About 2 weeks ago, I kinda lost my temper and threw my phone at the wall. Right after I threw it I picked it up thinking I'm gonna have to get it replaced easily since I was paying monthly insurance. When I called in for a replacement, I was told I'd ha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1385430529 | 1385441465 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | justforyoumoosey: TIFU while babysitting
I was babysitting and I had to use the bathroom, so I go in there and I remember noticing that the toilet bowl was a little more full than it probably should've been. But I went ahead anyway and when I flushed the toilet it started filling with water but not draining. I kinda ju... | 9 | 3 | |
1385433793 | 1386313674 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | ivorpad: [NSFW] TIFU by googling a phobia
I'll keep it short.
I was lurking at Twitter when I read this tweet from @UberFacts. "Trypophobia is the fear of asymmetrical holes (warning: don't Google this)." Without hesitation I Googled the so called phobia and now my whole body is itching, I can't stop thinking about i... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1385436260 | 1385436776 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by being the biggest jerk in the world, and getting an award for it.
So, I was in class, and was bored. I know all about this stuffs!
So I get out my notebook, look at the board, and see the homework. I decide to start. I am in the back of the classroom; hard to get to. So whenever they came around, I ... | 3 | 0 | |
1385436329 | 1385438571 | null | t5_2to41 | 179 | nomolos619619: TIFU BIG TIME
I was gutting my bathroom. Just some remodeling. I tore the drywall out and got to the old insulation. I've never had a problem with insulation itching so I went at it bare handed.
Gutting took no time at all. So I go to start putting new insulation in. After hours of the remolding I decid... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1385435117 | 1385579733 | null | t5_2to41 | 79 | suppermick: TIFU By making a grown man cry
So my good friend is having a small get together at a directors house for her birthday. For context she just turned 21 and this is a director from a theater she interned at, so he's around 40. Super nice house. I agreed to be her DD so she could have her fun. I'm sipping on my... | 13 | 6.076923 | |
1385436864 | 1385477074 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | muffintumble: TIFU by yelling at an empty car
I had a hard day at work today, it was freezing, and I was crabby. I get off the subway and walk to my car when I notice that someone has parked roughly 6 inches away from the driver's side, blocking me in.
"Oh you fucking cockbag!" I yell at the offending car, exasperated... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1385439488 | 1385459468 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | inspiredman: TIFU With Cum Shot Over Roommate's Stuff
I was jacking off in the shower when it shot out. This time, I didn't bother aiming, so it got all over my roommate's soap, shampoo, face wash, and loofah. I was in a hurry, so I quickly ran the shower and rinsed his stuff.
Just looked at his stuff tonight and the... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1385489096 | 1385526727 | t3_1rhoin | t5_2to41 | 300 | mark636199: But it was with his dick
ankensam: >If you can perfectly say "Mary sells sea shells by the sea shore" ten times fast I will take my dick out of your mouth.
goingrogueatwork: "Muurrerr shurlls shee shulls buhrr der COUGH COUGH shee shuu COUGH"
ankensam: >*Thrusts deeper* Very poor, try again!
RockHardR... | 13 | 23.076923 | |
1385409941 | 1385495882 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | jfanny: TIFU by damaging an expensive piece of dental equipment
Technically I did it Thursday but discovered my mistake today. I am a dental assistant in a small office. We have this machine called an ultrasonic cleaner. Combined with an enzyme solution is shakes and cleans organic material off of instruments before s... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1385479442 | 1385547699 | null | t5_2to41 | 136 | ecstatic1: TIFU by telling my friend I love her
Little bit of back story:
Girl and I have been friends for going on 4 years now. We've really dragged each other through some shit over that time, failed relationships, a mutual friend's divorce, problems with school and work and life, etc. She's always been there for me... | 6 | 22.666667 | |
1385487043 | 1385701323 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | FizzPig: TIFU by swearing at my roommate's cat
I rent a large room in a house with a roommate, there's an archway in the middle with a curtain turning it into two rooms so we each have our privacy.
So my roommate got a kitten a few weeks back, it's about 8 months old. The damn thing is awful cute but would NOT STOP att... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1385490805 | 1385608590 | null | t5_2to41 | 336 | BurritoSchits: TIFU by watching porn
Was told by r/funny to post this here as well. So here it goes.
*wake up early*
My boys, (6 & 9) distracted by cartoons as is their custom if they're up early enough.
Decide to capitalize on brief moment of alone time in bed.
Open porn on my phone.
After many... | 6 | 56 | |
1385488615 | 1385495320 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | tokewithnick: TIFU by accidentally showing my black abyss to a girl
Well I had the bright idea to not use the bathroom at work and wait till I got to my aunt's store. All the stores around share one bathroom which is for employees only, but I use it anyways. It's really small, I can actually sit on the toilet and wash ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1385502365 | 1385755530 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | mmmdddmmm: TIFU by thinking with my dick.
Well, it was yesterday, but fuck it.
I have an ex girlfriend that lives about an hour from my place of residence (can't really call my frat house "home"). We've always been pretty cordial, and because there's never really been a fair shot for us to have a healthy, legitimate ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1385502919 | 1386624662 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | DanniiTheFannii: TIFU by saying to a woman "why do women fucking do this?"
I've been talking to this girl for a while. I don't have feelings towards her, just friendship. We joke about and whatnot, and she considers me a very good friend and she often calls me a 'brother' in the sense that I'm looking out for her.. I g... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1385505705 | 1385653454 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Hawkeye821: TIFU by telling my teacher to watch a movie
Okay, so it is important for the context of the story that you have seen Requiem for a Dream. If you have good. If not, let me just say that it is a fantastic movies and you should watch it. The main plot is a parallel between a kid on drugs and his mom also on dr... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1385502118 | 1385510947 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | olgaslam: TIFU by going swimming.
I'm on the swim team. I'm not one of the good swimmers, but I still go because it's a good way to exercise.
So here I am at the end of practice. We're practicing our dives and such. My first two dives go well, just a slight belly flop. However, on my last dive, I didn't tuck my chin d... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1385515624 | 1385624845 | null | t5_2to41 | 296 | neverfade18: TIFU and left a job interview in an ambulance
So I wasn't feeling well this morning and decided not to eat anything before going to a job interview at 2 pm. I've been unemployed for nearly three months now, so I was really freaking out that I needed the job very badly. As I was sitting in the lobby, which ... | 14 | 21.142857 | |
1385553739 | 1385610607 | t3_1rjl1b | t5_2to41 | 13 | kroneksix: Asus would cover this. Their warrenty (used to at least) have an accidental clause, and this would be accidental. Not sure of any manufacturer's offering this though
Bdtry: Yup, most still have the 1 year accidental damage warranty. I think that some of the Best Buy models dont though since they cut that to ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1385532926 | 1385591599 | null | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I knew the silent girl in my class
TIFU by making the silent girl in class talk to me.Me and the silent girl have been in the same classes since second grade. She and I are really in the same social groups so we have never really talked but I have watched her since she transferred to my clas... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1385537764 | 1391478901 | null | t5_2to41 | 920 | Hatweed: TIFU by firing a shotgun in my house.
Ok, I have to say first that this actually happened about 3 weeks ago, but in my defense I just discovered this subreddit existed today.
A few months ago I received an old Japanese Arisaka rifle from my grandfather after he passed. I have spent the last few months researc... | 19 | 48.421053 | |
1385534108 | 1385561692 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | itsjusttoored: TIFU by making a throwaway
So, just yesterday, I accomplished something incredible. It was also something incredibly disgusting, so I decided to post about my success on the appropriate subreddit using a throwaway account.
Unfortunately, this turned into my most upvoted post in my entire time on reddit... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1385545887 | 1385562984 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | ChChChChia119: TIFU by letting loose.
Not using a throw away because, well, I honestly don't care.
So, I decided to take a shower and "let loose" (if you know what I mean) before jumping in. Well, long story short, my sister walked in while I was leg spread and everything. Hopefully, she didn't see because I shut th... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1385545732 | 1385657063 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | gugland: TIFU by digging out a wedgie
Not a major FU, but mildly amusing:
My boss showed up to do my annual review. We're rather informal - it's not a "sit in opposing chairs across a desk" situation. He spends most of his time driving, so he prefers to stand. I work on my feet, so I sit on the table.
When we're d... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1385557995 | 1385745809 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | BlackFalcon321: TIFU and possibly screwed up my entire social life.
I am a student in a very religious school, I am not religious myself but I'll skip straight to the point.
It was our last period and our teacher allowed us to play a game,
It just HAD to be Charades...
So it came to my turn but I refused and they ju... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1385593447 | 1385652609 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,083 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying Skyrim
So, I've had Skyrim for Xbox since it came out. I only started playing games on PC about a year ago and I've only really played the Total War Series and Far Cry 3. Last night I was playing Skyrim and watching videos of it on YouTube. The ones from PC just blew me away. With the graphics... | 10 | 108.3 | |
1385594984 | 1385785242 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | NedryOS: TIFU by clearing my sinuses in the bathroom.
##Background
I've had some pretty bad sinus issues for going on a month now. Between my inability to breath and severe sinus migraines, it's been hell. I've been on some supposedly high-quality anti-biotics as well as pain medication from the gods themselves. I've a... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1385597299 | 1385638292 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Chrisdarcy: TIFU by smashing my head
So today was the first snowfall of the year where i live. I hate the cold, but love the snow anyway, some buddies and i were outside at lunch throwing some snow balls around. I hit my friend in the face, nbd.
Suddenly, he and four of our friends pick up some snow and begin running ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1385625876 | 1385688929 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | NewAndAwesome: TIFU By handcuffing my arm.
Okay so I have this pair of handcuffs I still do and it is still on my arm, I like to mess around with them and cuff them to my arms occasionally. I cuffed it on my arm to realize "oh shit where is the key?!" I looked around nearly an hour before giving up, After that I tried ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1385625416 | 1385648831 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by going the same speed as the police officer in front of me
I'll start this by saying I realize I was in the wrong and that two wrongs don't make a right.
Today I was driving home for Thanksgiving when I ended up behind a highway patrolman. The speed limit was 55 and I was probably going 64 before I c... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1385635958 | 1385662925 | null | t5_2to41 | 119 | LewisLewis: TIFU by spilling a huge puddle of Barq's root beer all over my bed.
Alright so earlier last night while at work my wife texted me with the idea of a root beer float she had been craving, and I agreed to pick up the stuffs on the way home like a good hunter/gatherer. I get home and put things away for later,... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1385630596 | 1385671292 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | Hexous: TIFU By deciding to go downtown to a shop that sells Magic the Gathering cards. Yay for my first car accident!
So two months ago, I bought my first truck. It's a '00 F-150, amazing shape, and low miles for how old it is. I live in a fairly rural area, so I'm not exactly used to driving in high pressure si... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1385654727 | 1385663094 | null | t5_2to41 | 544 | hockeycross: TIFU by sleeping through an important presentation
So I was supposed to give a presentation today at 8 am for my WW1 history class it was worth 30% of the final grade. I have been doing research for this presentation for weeks, I was really prepared. I spent most of yesterday afternoon and last night at a ... | 8 | 68 | |
1385667089 | 1385704432 | null | t5_2to41 | 546 | [deleted]: (Last night) I fucked up by going on a date.
Yesterday, my partner and I went on a date, and it was great. Lunch in a park, attempted to feed demon swans, it was a nice day. It was beautiful, in the mid 60's with a light breeze. Not quite sweater weather. We get back on his motorcycle to head to the movie (C... | 6 | 91 | |
1385438543 | 1385682895 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | SP1993: TIFU Told my literature ta that I was illiterate
Im currently a third year in college and the last time I wrote an essay since my first year. I've always been pretty terrible at writing and reading in general which is why I am a science major (to this day I question how I was admitted into any school). The re... | 3 | 2 | |
1385682240 | 1385757603 | null | t5_2to41 | 108 | zackogenic: TIFU by removing something from my computer while it was on
This morning, my dad called me(woke me up) and asked me to take the capture card from my computer over so he could use it for the Macy Parade.(I was borrowing it, this is the one time a year they use it)
So I eventually got up, went to my computer... | 6 | 18 | |
1385684364 | 1385699141 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping the remaining half of a fat ass joint inside of a beer can I was using as an ashtray
[deleted]: Please add some context to your story. You have 24 hours to do so or your post will be removed.
TheJackal8: I love how someone reported your comment.
TheDnBDawl: Isn't the tifu in the title? That... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1385686984 | 1385696489 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | Duckhead96: TIFU by accidentally catching my sisters pajama pants on fire.
Nothing (or anyone) was harmed, other than the pajamas bottoms and my pride.
I picked up my wallet off of the desk and mistakenly moved my my sister pajamas onto a nearby candle. I didn't notice the flames until they were already a few feet h... | 3 | 17 | |
1385683975 | 1385756199 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a national proverb
Long story short, I've had a couple of wheels and a couple of studded winter tyres ready for use this winter. I took my dads MB100d with intention to swap front wheels on it, as the rear is already equipped with m+s rubber and front is summer. Anyway, I've never checked if... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1385697362 | 1385698963 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | ExtrovertedSolipsist: TIFU By not showing up to work
I picked up a shift to work tonight from 10 p.m. until 6 a.m. at a cafe near a pretty bustling mall. The original worker didn't want to work on Black Friday, so I picked it up to make some cash.
She called me yesterday and tells me, "Don't worry about working tomor... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1385698872 | 1386851806 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I knew the silent girl pt. 2
My fuck up's with this girl never stop. So it's thanksgiving and my sister wants to finally introduce her boyfriend to us who is also bringing along his cousin. And who do you think it was… silent girl and her cousin. After meeting my family and saying hello I dr... | 13 | 3.769231 | |
1385704498 | 1385827060 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,113 | Astacov: TIFU by trusting a three year old with my hamster.
It's a bit of a long story, but bear with me.
This Thanksgiving, after my sister's persuasion, I decided to go to her family's house, since everyone else was going to be going there. I would be there all week, and I didn't want to leave my pet hamster, Buddy... | 11 | 101.181818 | |
1385706635 | 1385776226 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | mamapycb: TIFU By totally spacing and forgetting to take a Exam.
Well yesterday, I just remembered it. Like a wee bit ago.
So all semester we do these exams, like any college class. We take them in class, and they are 5 little short answers and then pick one of two essays. I have done fine in the class and enjoyed it... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1385709323 | 1385751893 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | BeemoAdvance: TIFU by getting drunk on Thanksgiving
It's still Thanksgiving in the US.
But now I've woken up from something shameful. I'm studying abroad, and yesterday (Thanksgiving) our abroad group had no classes and a group potluck feast. I got up bright and early to start preparing, also started drinking. Long st... | 4 | 4 | |
1385714431 | 1385935908 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | diverted_siphon: TIFU when I spilt molten metal all over my (parents) kitchen
Put a pot on the stove, high heat to boil. Went up stairs to grab laundry. Got sidetracked by the interwebs etc. Came down an hour later and realized I'd forgot the pot of water on the kettle. realized it was ruined. Picked it up to throw it ... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1385720974 | 1385985044 | null | t5_2to41 | 59 | Pihlbaoge: TIFU by printing nudes on the printer at work
So, yesterday I was quietly browsing at home, and well, the sudden urge to look at some /r/gonewild came up. I came across a post by the wonderful couple /u/testing78378 and [this superpost](http://www.reddit.com/r/AmateurArchives/comments/1q6jwm/could_be_too_muc... | 13 | 4.538462 | |
1385726677 | 1385771667 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | Posigen: TIFU by laughing after the teacher saying girls are getting stoned in Afghanistan
The teacher was explaining how girls are getting stoned in Afghansitan, where I laughed because I thought of the other stoned, you know.
She death stared me and I eventually had to explain why I laughed.
[deleted]: Wasn't that a ... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1385736195 | 1385821043 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,316 | Navel_of_Eve: TIFU by changing my top in a closet where my 16 year old nephew was hiding.
Thanksgiving at the in-laws'. Kids were playing hide and seek. I stepped into the closet and stripped down to my bra to change my shirt for dinner.
When I left the closet, the kids were still looking for 16 year old nephew. Found... | 16 | 82.25 | |
1385743950 | 1385812367 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | J03YW: TIFU ordering a graphics card, with cats, and time management.
Okay. Today I was all excited about [this bad boy right here](http://pcpartpicker.com/part/sapphire-video-card-100354oc2l), ordered it, then looked in my pc case to see I do not have PCIE 3 slots, I had PCIE 2 slots. It won't work. I got mixed up bec... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1385692427 | 1385858882 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ungluedmoose: TIFU by letting my MIL cook the turkey
My wife and I are a well oiled machine when it comes to Thanksgiving. She's the chef and I'm the chopper, peeler, mixer, taster.
We took the family to visit her parents for Thanksgiving. We prepped the bird and she put it in the oven (since she knows her oven best)... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1385740154 | 1386275625 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | CandiAttack: TIFU by having a baking "competition".
Last night for Thanksgiving, my grandma wanted to make mini cheesecakes for dessert. Now, everyone knows how terrible she is at cooking. It will be dry and burnt no matter what. I offer to help, which somehow turned into each of us making our own cheesecakes. I joking... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1385751664 | 1385829562 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,784 | bjthecool2: TIFU by offering my girlfriend a relationship "break"
So my relationship with my girlfriend of one and a half years was becoming a bit sour as she was discontent with my lack of going out and attending parties and such with her (I think at least a few here could relate?). We lost our virginity to each other... | 8 | 223 | |
1385755253 | 1385768509 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | MasterChiefsAvenger: TIFU by offering to turn off the lights
It's Friday evening and I'm stuck in school in drama boosters. Having finished my work I was re-reading some Attack On Titan manga while everyone got on with their work. Since we were working in a different room that was adjacent to our normal room, you could... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1385763585 | 1385765108 | null | t5_2to41 | 87 | mashanta: TIFU by getting nostalgic.
I had just moved house to a lovely close knit neighbourhood and naturally had about a million boxes of crap to sort through. This morning I woke up, threw on my fluffy pink dressing gown and continued like I had done for the past few days, just sorting through junk from my old house... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1385757560 | 1385858074 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by squeezing an egg
This all started when my biology teacher told us that he would give 1€ to the one that could squeeze an egg so hard it would explode. No one could do it so that was it.
When I got home, I tried the same thing. In the middle of our living room. And yes, it did explode. I am pretty s... | 4 | 4 | |
1385734249 | 1385872768 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | whkyurem_104: TIFU by activating Explore By Touch
So, basically, I was messing with my phone, and I found a setting. Curiosity got me and I activated it, so now I can't do shit on my phone.
[deleted]: You didn't explain that at all. What is Explore by Touch?
Defiant_Tomato: Explore by Touch is a system feature that wor... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1385770080 | 1385777227 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | Ecks-Bawks: TIFU by shitting my pants and leaving a carpet stain.
I always had difficulty stomaching shelled peanuts and I ate some for the first time in months because I had nothing else around the house to eat. A few hours went by fine but at one point I was sitting on the carpet watching TV. My stomach started rumbl... | 3 | 14 | |
1385770951 | 1385772008 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my phone a potato.
Today I went to upgrade my phone since there was a great Black Friday sale and my old phone happened to completely stop working yesterday.
Well they told my they couldn't transfer my contacts unless I unlocked my phone which I couldn't do because the screen no longer worke... | 3 | 2 | |
1385776424 | 1385928152 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my soda on a priest while sitting on an airplane.
So today, I was headed back home via a plane. Half way through the flight, I decide that I should take out the Coca Cola I opened and have a bit of it. What could go wrong?
Because of the pressurization in the cabin and whatnot, my dri... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1385779550 | 1385860698 | null | t5_2to41 | 113 | trying-2B-cool-sis: TIFU by letting my little brother use my computer.
This is a throwaway account.
My little brother is only 12 and a bit of a brat. He was basically raised as an only child since I, the former youngest, moved away when I was 18 (I'm 25 now). When I was his age I had to compete for attention with my t... | 9 | 12.555556 | |
1385784824 | 1385880666 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a 10 year old because his mother was dead
This actually happened last year, but I still feel bad about it.
So I went over to my little cousins house, and his friends came over too. They were all playing table tennis and I joined them. We were all joking around and soon enough they start s... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1385793047 | 1385800796 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | impreprex: TIFU by calling the cops on an innocent man.
Two of my buddies and I went to a mall. One of my friends ran in to grab something while I waited in the car. My other friend took a walk around the parking lot (he was talking on his phone).
As I'm sitting in the car, I see a dude dressed in all black with a bac... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1385785440 | 1385869016 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | tileflour: TIFU by trying to take a nap.
Today on the 5 hour drive to our families cabin I decide to catch up on some sleep in the car. I put my feet up across the car onto my girlfriends lap. We are in a Buick Enclave so it's got /some/ stretch space. I take a solid two and a half hour snooze and wake up at the next s... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1385793747 | 1388026438 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | RebSki: TIFU by leaving my phone behind
So, I'm not really sure this counts as a TI since I only found out about this new info earlier today. A week ago, I left my boy-friend's (We're both 16) house. Once home, I took a shower and my home phone rang. It was my dad. He wanted to know why I wasn't responding to his calls... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1385779944 | 1385831392 | null | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally hiding my gf's hot pink vibrator where my parents hide the christmas gifts. They hid gifts today.
I was helping my dad look for a cable the whole time shitting bricks trying to avoid him hide where I put it. Then I look to the left on top of the washing machines and I see it just lay on ... | 3 | 43.333333 | |
1385814066 | 1385953871 | null | t5_2to41 | 316 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants at work.
Alright so I never ever ever thought this would happen to me. I work with almost entirely girls my age which made it more potentially embarrassing.
So I went out on my first break of the day (we are allowed 2 15 minute breaks and one half hour) for a smoke. I had a snack a... | 7 | 45.142857 | |
1385825327 | 1385895152 | null | t5_2to41 | 91 | Tostadoras: TIFU by sending a screenshot of a girl's tweet to her
So today i was just reading my twitter feed when i saw a tweet from this girl, it said: "blah blah so many people i shouldn't have invited to my party blah bluh". So i thought this will unleash a wave of drama, i should really screencap it and send it to... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1385831152 | 1385936561 | null | t5_2to41 | 551 | Colinizhere8: TIFU smoking weed and then taking my A.D.D pills
It was sunday and i was prepping for midterms and a friend I havent seen for a while came over, parents were gone so he asked if I wanted to smoke so intelligent me said yes. This was my second time smoking and i literally lost it, it was blue dream and I w... | 11 | 50.090909 | |
1385823474 | 1385852124 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | Damadawf: TIFU by eating something that I shouldn't have. (Spoiler alert: It was a bug, and it was kinda intentional...)
Okay so a little back story...
I worked a ~11 hour shift today and got home a bit after 11pm my time. Now after a long and stressful day of dealing with customers, it's nice to have a few beers aft... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1385838413 | 1385863326 | null | t5_2to41 | 282 | alexh734: Tifu watching porn, realizing it was a coworker, then finishing
I can't unsee her asymmetrical boobs. She was a camp counselor with me two years ago.
Edit:[Sorry it took so long everyone.](http://beeg.com/5726765)
CioCZ: spoiler^^^^all ^^^^girls ^^^^have ^^^^asymmetrical ^^^^boobs
RingoTheCraftySquidd: Maybe... | 8 | 35.25 | |
1385840787 | 1385882725 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by not calling in sick to work.
I woke up this morning feeling extremely exhausted, sore throat, feverish and a bit of an uneasy stomach. I didn't think much of it, thinking it would go away within the hour, so I went to work. In the food industry. I was there 15 minutes, making peoples food as usual, w... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1385849986 | 1386161971 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by groping a (sort of) niece.
Was posting this in a comment on someone's confession and realised it would be something amusing to post here. As ever, didn't happen today, but many moons ago.
So one time I was going in for a hug with a sort of niece (sister's bf's eldest daughter) because she's leav... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1385853199 | 1385923210 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,953 | savannahisabeast: TIFU by mixing my family and BDSM. NSFW
Thanksgiving holiday, staying with the parents. For as long as I can remember, I've been really into having sex in unusual places, cars, parks, school properties, etc.
My boyfriend and I thought that it would be insanely hot to have a go in my old bedroom. We ... | 13 | 227.153846 | |
1385856417 | 1385941042 | null | t5_2to41 | 276 | owlsrntwhattheysemen: TIFU by shitting all over my GF's face
So, for context, I am a lesbian. Now, my girlfriend and I get very little time together, due in part to my work/school schedule and the fact that her parents don't want her bringing girls over to their house. So last night was probably the first time in a mon... | 7 | 39.428571 | |
1385858082 | 1385960181 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | Peckerish: Tifu in the space of two minutes.
In the space of two minutes, my computer crashed, my iPod ran out of charge, my dog shat on the carpet, I trod in my dogs shit barefoot, I got absolutely soaked whilst trying to wash my dogs shit off my bare foot, mu brother stole my iPod charger, when I went into the lounge... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1385858497 | 1385860957 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Janununuh: TIFU by eating Thai food on my birthday.
(*Not today,* but early last week.)
My birthday was on a Monday, so no partying was really to be had, I had class and work to go to, and with finals being next week no way was I going to skip.
Enter my lovely girlfriend, who was going to treat me to a birthday dinne... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1385850418 | 1385882355 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | Hiruis: tifu by letting my ego get the best of me.
Well it wasn't exactly today but a few days ago. I had just gotten off work and was on my drive home. I drive a mustang gt and another mustang gt pulled up next to me reving his engine, so I ignored him for the time being. But as we leave the stop light no matter how f... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1385860564 | 1386001716 | null | t5_2to41 | 164 | Vedokiin: TIFU by reading TIFU's
Just happened 15 minutes ago.
I click over to this subreddit because I'm bored as hell. Click the first non-FUOTW link about mixing BDSM and family, posted by /u/savannahisabeast (link [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1rsux8/tifu_by_mixing_my_family_and_bdsm_nsfw/)). I st... | 10 | 16.4 | |
1385865237 | 1386020119 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By Holding it in
So today I was home alone, and decided to flog my log, because I'm lonely, and I turned on the computer. Searched for the porn, found the one i was looking for.
Everything's going great and I'm feeling on top of the world, when sexually crazed me decides, "Hey, why don't I try CLAMP... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1385864367 | 1385888534 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | gusset25: TIFU by paying my gf a compliment
scene: sextytimes.
background: i love those silvery white lines on a girl's body, stretchmarks but not the red ones. it's a bit weird but hey, i don't judge you...
i've been with my gf for four months. i've accepted the fact that her body, which i love, is free of these ma... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1385877107 | 1385889773 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | Deezznutzz45: TIFU by telling a girl that liked her.
I was trying to hook-up with this girl when she tells me her ex said he never liked her. Unknown to me, she's bi-polar and shit really hit the fan when the next message she sent had her signature as "I am going to kill myself tonight" That's when I had to put on my S... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1385881116 | 1385919629 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a bottom.
Some friends and I decided to go sledding because it finally snowed here. All was fun and a little painful, but it was tolerable.
Then, we come up with this idea of laying on each other then doing down the hill. I, a 5'7 female, climbed aboard a 6'5 male, and flew down the hill. Yeah... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1385882313 | 1385884402 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Taco_Turian: TIFU by treating Paul Walker's death like it was nothing
I basically said that: yeah, his death is unfortunate, but thousands of other people die everyday. We shouldn't value his death over all the others. That we should mourn and just move on.
I sounded like a huge asshole.
A friend of mine pointed out... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1385894521 | 1385967294 | null | t5_2to41 | 125 | oscarzr: TIFU by having my penis be allergic to vagina
No throwaway because I am just pissed off at myself at this point. So this has happened twice already with the same girl. So we get ready for the sexy times, stuff starts going down, we start playing a little handball, start exploring with our mouths, and then it... | 5 | 25 | |
1385902702 | 1385905019 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by googling my friend's name
Well we have had quite a rough time and I told her to ignore me, so she does, and very well, might I add. Since I have some strong feelings for her, it actually hurts me really bad and I tried to apologize, without effect, it seems. So this morning out of my misery I just ra... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1385921872 | 1386019260 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | iampinkninja: TIFU by scratching part of my left eye lens off
I'm a country guy, which means I love being outside in nature, camping, hiking, canoeing... and I often go out for walks for a couple hours as a way to relax. So last night was nothing out of the ordinary, other than that I'm getting over a cold, so I decide... | 3 | 2 | |
1385923962 | 1385927172 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | Throwaway14yearold: TIFU Assuming my Chinese friend knew how to use chopsticks
I asked my friend to go to lunch and we agreed on a Chinese place I (black) got chopsticks and my friend got a fork when we left I asked him why he got a fork and he said it was because he did not know how to use chopsticks I said that he ou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1385934427 | 1385998048 | null | t5_2to41 | 864 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning by pubic hair
I've been burning my body hair because I love the smell of burnt hair. Sometimes I just rip out some hair out of my head just to burn and smell it.
Half an hour ago I decided to burn my pubic hair.
Big mistake.
Normally when I am burning hair I am burning it bit by bit. I bur... | 13 | 66.461538 | |
1385945147 | 1385988102 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | LegendaryPrimate: TIFU by setting my house on fire
Some background:
The windows in my house are sealed around the sides with duct tape to prevent unnecessary drafts. It's an old historic house and it gets very cold.
The story:
I was boiling some water on my stovetop to make pasta, but when I went to put the pasta i... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1385943580 | 1386127177 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a party early
I went to my friends birthday party, i knew everyone there but i didn't like all but maybe 30% of the people at the party. The night went smooth, i talked and looked through year books and had snacks and drinks when i gave my friend her birthday card. I also told her that i want... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1385945261 | 1386003584 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | possibly_an_idiot: TIFU by shitting my pants halfway through my shift
I didn't think I was going to poop.
But I did.
It's already been a long day. Between an employee call out and bitchy holiday shoppers I never imagined how it could get worse.
I was just doing inventory in one of our departments, letting littl... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1385944229 | 1385979070 | null | t5_2to41 | 133 | SOAD4593: TIFU by trying jacking off then falling asleep.
So it was about one week ago when me and 3 friends (2 guy friends and one of their girlfriends) all went to LA to have some fun. So we arrived at our motel around ten o'clock. Most of us were pretty sleepy, but not me, I needed my daily fap. The motel we had ren... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1385956292 | 1386120122 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | banned125: TIFU by telling a friend I was uncomfortable
My wife and I have been attempting to get an open relationship started, and she's been wanting to sleep with another friend of mine. I've been helping her ease into it with him, and letting him know I was ok with it and that she had my full permission to do whatev... | 6 | 4 | |
1385957149 | 1386005239 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | MustTurnLeftOnRed: TIFU by letting a 2 year old get the best of me and sent me into a rage.
It was my wifes birthday and she had some friends over to celebrate. One of her friends brought over their 2 year old son. He was playing aggressively with my 1 and a half year old daughter and it really pissed me off. Later in ... | 4 | 13.75 |
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