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1386610825 | 1386624038 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | ZakRoM: TIFU by hooking up with my friend's sister
It was actually Saturday/Sunday night. I was at this local club party when suddenly I realized a girl dancing in front of me is watching me a lot. As time passes I started like trying to start a conversation but it was difficult because of the loud music. She started t... | 4 | 3 | |
1386601563 | 1386673891 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | ChexWarrior: TIFU By Letting a Non-redditor overhear a conversation about /r/animalporn (SFW!)
Sigh... There is a nice old lady who works in the office across from mine who I greeted and chatted with on a daily basis. However, one day I was talking with a co-worker (also a redditor) about the SFW porn network on reddit... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1386624996 | 1386646077 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | Alastus: Tifu by missing a final.
So, this happened earlier today. I had had Mexican food for lunch about 2 hours ago. My final started about an hour ago and by the worst luck, I've gotten the worst food poisoning I've ever had. Like, I'm spewing out both ends and can't stop. Looks like I'm retaking that class.
MegaCha... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1386631512 | 1386659545 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU my roommate by thinking he was showering
Let me preface by saying this was truly an honest mistake and I would think it's 25% his fault, 15% circumstances, and the rest my fault.
It's finals week and I sleep on the top bunk. He was supposed to wake up this morning at 8 to make his final at 9. His alarm... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1386629182 | 1387561795 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: tifu; Reddit I fucked up by not being a good little Jester!!!!!
I never thought I can top killing the class pet (by accident) but I did.
I was a Jester for some Christmas parade, that's easy, right? Wrong, not for me.
The thing is, I hated being a Jester, and I was cold, hunger, and bored. When some guys o... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1386642456 | 1386815558 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | ablasteddburrito: TIFU by telling the girl I like that I shaved my ass
Well today started off like any normal day for a teenager. Wake up, go to school, come home. But when I got home no one else was home, which is unusual because at least one of my brothers are home or my parents will sometimes make it home before me.... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1386631052 | 1386682529 | null | t5_2to41 | 175 | hdawg19: TIFU by forgetting my jeans have a hole in them.
So I have this really tatty old pair of jeans that have a hole in the crotch area. The hole has worn in them because I use them for cycling. I use them whenever I cycle to university, because I don't want my newer jeans to get the same hole.
Me being a lazy st... | 5 | 35 | |
1386647425 | 1386654579 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | desperatethrowawayer: TIFU by sexting an ex-girlfriend
I'm with my current girlfriend, and I love her very much, and very attracted to her in every way. While she was at work, I decided to check up on an ex-gf just to see how she was doing. This escalated into her sending me nudes. And I didn't want them to stop. Somet... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1386650861 | 1386699209 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | Alexiel17: TIFU by putting my username in my Secret Santa cards
It is the first time I did Secret Santa in reddit, so I didn't knew exactly what the deal was, and stupidly put my username in the cards of the gifts of my giftee, I mean, I screw the shit out of the "Secret" Santa :(
notalurker99: I know who my secret san... | 3 | 5 | |
1386656993 | 1387767011 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | wheelchair_boxing: TIFU by helping my friend cheat on her girlfriend
Last night I attended my bar's Christmas party. My coworker, who I am very good friends with, and I decide to head back to her apartment to drink until the sun comes up. Once we arrive she asks me to drive her to the other side of the complex to knock... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1386653666 | 1386693904 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | goodassamy: TIFU by being rude to a coworker in front of my other coworkers
We were sitting around estimating our work for the next week because that's how we plan. After a while, our designers came over to explain something. Blah blah blah, we eventually started to understand it. I made a comment about what they had w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1386658662 | 1386719815 | null | t5_2to41 | 55 | thetyh: TIFU Making myself look like an idiot at McDonalds after an All-Nighter
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for exams, I decided to take my sleeping medicine (Restoril) at 11 AM. After I slept for a little while, my body must have decided to wander around the Fraternity house and accept whatever every... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1386680821 | 1386707800 | null | t5_2to41 | 122 | Thexorretor: TIFU by ignoring a fire alarm and removing the batteries
I chopped a bunch of wood, stacked it inside, and a fire in my stove to heat my little house at 8000 ft in Colorado. My stove is pretty small, so I tried to put a big piece of wood in but it wouldn't fit.
As I got ready to go to bed, I noticed that... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1386684554 | 1386742062 | null | t5_2to41 | 4,562 | iamMess: TIFU by using my personal skype account for a business call instead of my work acccount
I currently work in a It-consultant firm where we use Skype as our main form of communication.
Today I took my laptop to work, since I wanted to watch some netflix during my break. Instead of using my work computer I used... | 15 | 304.133333 | |
1386692781 | 1386706449 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | donttapon: TIFU by forgetting to tap on the metro line.
I honestly can't remember the last time I was this stupid. Last night I parked half a mile away for a convention then when I finally got there, there was plenty of parking because the convention had ended the day before, lovely. Then I didn't notice the sign or th... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1386701450 | 1386725837 | null | t5_2to41 | 241 | What_Is_Outside: TIFU by being a cold horny teenager with a microwave. [NSFW]
Today was a cold rainy day where I live. Recently, the heat in my house has been malfunctioning causing a cold discomfort anywhere outside my bed where I can remain covered in a pile of blankets. I was on my phone when I came across a few nud... | 8 | 30.125 | |
1386713959 | 1386783576 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | dralcax: TIFU by using my roommate's computer
My laptop was in the hands of a more technologically savvy friend after an unfortunate virus and my roommate was using his own laptop. I REALLY needed to check my email. So I figured I would ask him if I could use his laptop. He said yes and let me use it. I pressed Ctrl+T ... | 10 | 4.4 | |
1386720595 | 1386785539 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend I had plans to commit suicide
Not sure if i fucked up more by buying a lot of painkillers or by confessing it to my friend who has his own worries
Money_Pockets: You didn't fuck up...you should tell someone so you can get help. Trust me, I've attempted it twice. Took me a while to ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1386721434 | 1386769459 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | ccklau: TIFU by eating two boxes of Fibre 1 bars
I lost a bet with my friends and I had to consume 10 bars of Fibre 1 bars which consisted of over 250% daily recommended intake of fibre in one sitting. I cannot stop leaking poo and I am constantly farting the most boisterous and vile farts I have ever heard. Now my roo... | 4 | 14 | |
1386708842 | 1386747478 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | eigenvectorseven: TIFU by sleeping in through a house inspection
I rent; lived in the place a few years. Got a letter a week earlier saying a house inspection would happen in the morning at about 9:30. Kind of shitty, cause I've just finished uni for the year and I usually sleep in during breaks. The real estate agent ... | 3 | 6 | |
1386722957 | 1386794518 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | xlSQUIZZlx: TIFU by posting a gross inside joke to my newsfeed instead of to a group of close friends
So…
My friends and I who used to play video games together in high school wanted to stay in touch, so we created a Facebook group. Theres like 18 of us, and we all have the same stupid and weird sense of humor. Little ... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1386732407 | 1386946820 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU when I realized wearing a retainer is actually important.
So I've been wearing my retainer off and on since I got my braces off over a year ago. I figured it was fine; if I didn't wear it for a couple of days I could just pop it in later and my teeth would correct themselves. At one point I even went ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1386738534 | 1386772141 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | rps215: TIFU by Being Late for An Exam
In one of my classes, (community college) we had a take home exam, and I swear that in the email that had the questions AND in class my professor said it was due at 2:30 (or anytime from 2:30 to 3:45) on Tuesday. I get to class at 3, after doing some double checking of my answers,... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1386747774 | 1386913599 | null | t5_2to41 | 90 | whiteboynigga: TIFU by sexting my dad.
I'm sure we've all done this at one point in time. You have a few conversations in your inbox and accidentally send a message to the wrong person, usually not a big deal. Well, this one might be.
Some background here, my dad is ultra conservative, pretty religious, and never been... | 9 | 10 | |
1386745003 | 1387614402 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a brony joke while trying to come out to my mom.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE MLP.
I'm not sure if I find this hilarious or mortifying, but it is a prime example of my sheer dumbassery.
I'm a nineteen-year-old female and I identify as asexual (oh yes, what a speshul snowflake I am, hur hur hur), but I ... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1386767853 | 1386824184 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,589 | iamMess: TIFU Update: TITLERS kampf mit HR
[Original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1sjpsn/tifu_by_using_my_personal_skype_account_for_a/)
First off, I want to thank all of you who gave me a couple of good laughs last night and for the great support.
Today, after my break I talked with HR, which is actua... | 13 | 199.153846 | |
1386786568 | 1386802262 | null | t5_2to41 | 482 | mullahrice: TIFU when sending my first email at my new job.
So it's my second day at my new job. I was set up with my company email address today and my first email out was to update all management staff and clients about our upcoming networking event.
77 recipients received this email that I signed off with "Retards"... | 5 | 96.4 | |
1386795636 | 1386860240 | null | t5_2to41 | 103 | Rivoch: TIFU by throwing a torn handkerchief I used to clean my ejaculation in the trashcan of the bathroom
This happened at the morning. Yesterday I was going to bed and I could not sleep, so I let my mind fantasize a little and then I was on the business.
As I was there, I realize that I did not have something to cl... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1386803798 | 1386855968 | null | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to bubble in my scantron...
TIFU by forgetting to bubble in my scantron on a final exam. Going into the final I had a 90% in the class. The final was worth 50% of our grade. After going through my exam at home I got a 92. What I forgot to do was bubble the scantron answers in and now I fai... | 10 | 12 | |
1386804947 | 1386873636 | null | t5_2to41 | 293 | moralTERPitude: TIFU by having sex when my roommate was in the room
We (boyfriend and I) have no idea what the fuck we were thinking. We'd done it once before when my roomie was sleeping and gotten away with it, but she was working on her bed - which is parallel to mine and like four feet away - this time around. The S... | 5 | 58.6 | |
1386810389 | 1386822780 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving my girlfriend chlamydia and "possibly HIV".
So my girlfriend of just over a month now made me get screened to make sure I didn't have anything, turns out I have chlamydia. She came to the clinic with me, and I know she was generally thinking whether or not to continue the relationship. She was... | 9 | 10.444444 | |
1386813266 | 1386917509 | null | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching period blood
So today I was in art class finishing details on a bust I've been working on. Class is almost over so I start cleaning up, I have a free period after this so I decide to be nice and stay to help clean up anything other people didn't. I was casually sweeping the floor chatting wi... | 8 | 10.125 | |
1386814935 | 1386822710 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | nellymac87: Tifu getting high before work in public
I usually going in to work at 515p. Today we were having a free exam, which after completion, earned us a gift card as an insurance incentive. I had to be at work early to participate and ended up with an hour to kill between the end of the exam and the start of my sh... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1386811299 | 1386981339 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a fire hydrant
I drive a school bus. Today, we were told to park at the high school after we'd dropped all of out kids off. The high school parking lot is much, much smaller than the regular school bus parking lot, and I was unfamiliar with it.
As I'm reversing my bus to park, I hear a loud ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1386817356 | 1386828396 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | dunl3vy: TIFU By Missing My Final Exam
Today I missed my Final Orgo Exam. I was SOOO sure it was Friday, the 13th. Turned out it was today (11th). Biggest fuck up of my academic life (undergrad). E-mailed people worth e-mailing already. Worst is F2F begging isn't that easy since I live miles away as a commuter. Feel li... | 10 | 3.9 | |
1386828710 | 1386973976 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting slapped in the face.
It's not often I fuck up by getting hit.
Long story short, my buddy and his girlfriend started having a fight while we were walking to get food. They've been together like a couple months, and tend to give each other a hard time, but she really decided to go off on him ... | 3 | 10 | |
1386826366 | 1386910239 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | urrghh: TIFU by peeing in the kitchen sink
Ok.. I just need to rant a little, everyone. I need to provide some backstory before I can get into my fuck up of the day.
So I have this weird thing about urinating in sinks. I'm 26, male, and have been peeing in sinks for at least 10 years, even if there is a perfectly fin... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1386835829 | 1386851551 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being racist on the bus
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shaker_not_shaken: How is this your fuck up?
AMilitantPeanut: How is this even a fuck-up? How did the OP make the sleeping guy miss his stop?
| 3 | 14 | |
1386837558 | 1386839902 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | taintedmilk18: TIFU by missing my final exam.
I thought one of my finals was tomorrow on thursday. It was on tuesday.
jules79: Can you at least make it up?
taintedmilk18: I am hoping so. I emailed my TA and my professor after I stopped trying to panic so I hope it goes okay. I'm not sure how okay my professor will be ... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1386828689 | 1387337236 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | FrankLapidus4815: TIFU by taking Ambien at high school.
Yesterday, actually. I snorted 10mgs right before leaving for school. I had swallowed 10mg as snorted 5mg the night before, and was completely fucked up beyond functioning, but for some retarded reason(ambien logic), I figured snorting 10mgs would be handle-able f... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1386842226 | 1386842617 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | SeasWouldRise: TIFU by wiping my nose on my coat sleeve.
Today, my school started at 10.55, so I got to sleep until 9.15. It felt like heaven. When I was ready, I took the 10 o' clock bus, so I would be in school around 10.40. My bus ride takes around 36 minutes.
Five minutes into the bus ride. I notice my nose is a l... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1386843446 | 1386885155 | null | t5_2to41 | 288 | That_-_guy: TIFU by shitting and not flushing.
So my grandparents came from Finland to visit us. My grandparents aren't good with flying. This results in my grandmother feeling sick, so I take her upstairs so she can have a lay down in my mums bed. Before she even gets up the stairs she says she has to puke, and asks ... | 8 | 36 | |
1386805796 | 1386857026 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | TokeInTheEye: TIFU by not knowing my friends names
so after a very long period of planning today is the day I was going to plan a flight to Amsterdam for my friends an I.
we all planned on sorting the flights and passport details at around 8. there's 6 of us and only 2 actually answered the phone. i finally get around... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1386860373 | 1386888447 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | boggis26: TIFU - A vibrator, an airport... and a really awkward flatmate...
Now before we begin, it's worth giving a grounding on my flatmate as this tale of woe isn't nearly as awkward without it. This flatmate (22) had never used a microwave before coming to uni, and subsequently tried to make toast in it by moisteni... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1386868348 | 1386876441 | null | t5_2to41 | 62 | USAF503: TIFU by wearing old boots with no grip
This was yesterday, I was too busy to post last night.
So I have these nice boots that I've had for about 2 years. Black leather Doc Martens, they look good. Being the first day of finals for me, I decided to wear them so I could go in feeling good. 2 problems with that... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1386871700 | 1386896953 | null | t5_2to41 | 722 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally tripping before an exam
I have the flu and my doctor gave me a cocktail of medicine to get better. Tamiflu, Mucinex, Nasal Spray, and Tylenol Flu and Ibuprofen to to switch back and forth. Well the Tamiflu causes really bad nausea and vomiting. So to deal with the stomach ache, I smoked ... | 14 | 51.571429 | |
1386879527 | 1386901199 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | lpaige360: TIFU by having a nervous meltdown in front of my scary/angry lawyer boss
I am 26(f) and my boss is probably like 50(m). He is a scary guy, he is paid to be scary. I work as a paralegal in a medium sized firm. In all seriousness, this guy is trained in interrogation and was a cop for 25+ years before he got i... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1386883806 | 1386894171 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: tifu by not helping someone
Walking back to the car today after me and Mum had got some Christmas things for my Brother and Dad. Walked past a guy curled up in the corner (slumped forwards, holding his knees)
I thought it was a shame as I assumed he was homeless, I didn't see a cup or similar to give mon... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1386878565 | 1386938546 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | regallomontana: TIFU by forgetting the money in the ATM machine
I was so unfocused , coming out of hard exercise in the gym , tired , want to pee , hungry .i stopped to withdraw money from an ATM , I just took the card once it came out and run to my car , after 5 minutes i realised i forgot the 150$ in the ATM machi... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1386893648 | 1386917981 | null | t5_2to41 | 126 | SatanOffspring: TIFU by trying to hook up my friend with his cousin.
So me my friends were talking about how i met your mother (we are all big fans) then we right after as we are walking in the hallways my friend tom complained about not having a girlfriend. So as a joke i tap a girls shoulder and say "have you meet my... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1386892425 | 1387051249 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | Worstfucknday: TIFU by dyeing my hair without a bra on
I'm having a shitty day. I have a pinched nerve or something in the arch of my foot from running (with proper running shoes and everything!!) and I have a huge underground zit that hurt so bad I fucked with it and now it's worse. Wouldn't care about either but tomo... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1386902760 | 1387163167 | null | t5_2to41 | 167 | dick-commissioned: TIFU by agreeing to draw nude portraits of a man in his home.
(WARNING: long)
So this actually happened over a year ago, and I promised myself by the end of 2014 I’d post some sort of detailed account here. Quick background: I’m a female in my mid-20s. Last year I was living in Sydney, Australia, an... | 10 | 16.7 | |
1386905723 | 1386950210 | null | t5_2to41 | 92 | Gnomeater91: TIFU by accidentally drying a load of laundry with half an ounce of exotic weed in one of my hoodies at my parents house.
Well, tifu. First post here, but I feel like I'm officially in the club. Some unfortunate life circumstances have landed me back at home with my parents, what fun -_- Anyways, I push a ... | 4 | 23 | |
1386907936 | 1386948485 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | prawrrr: TIFU by drinking 18 cups of coffee
Of course I spent all day peeing like a horse, but I got almost no work done for tomorrow's final because of how hyped up I was. To top it off now I wont be able to get any sleep.
I have not done too hot in this particular class and if I don't do well then I will most defin... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1386913920 | 1386925852 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | BoogeyManXX: TIFU by asking fora sip as I was leaving.
Simple. A friend I made once. Hanging out with her.
She keeps mentioning her toilet being broken and that her friends peed in cups. I'm about to leave, but ask her if I can have some alcohol that she took from me.
She tells me to take a nearby cup. I drink it. I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1386911855 | 1386992802 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | Randosity42: TIFU by not realizing the new Hobbit is out
MY friend texted me earlier tonight asking if i wanted to go see the hobbit. I didnt realize the new one was out, and assumed he meant the first part was playing at the small local movie theater which plays movies long after they are released. I saw the first one... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1386929230 | 1386958232 | null | t5_2to41 | 132 | Yoleth: TIFU By deleting my coworker's last month's worth of work
So today, my coworker at a tech company asked me to help him set up a second database for one of our apps.
Him: "I've been working with 'App' for a while now. I've been working hard on making the data in it really great for demos, I just need a s... | 4 | 33 | |
1386938164 | 1387036162 | null | t5_2to41 | 632 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling mom about my godsister's pregnancy
EDIT: ninang, ate, and bunso are not actual names. They are filipino terms for family members.
Today my mom told me that she recieved an email from Ninang (my godmother) saying that our godsister Ate (big sister) is pregnant.
Ate has been sort-of estranged... | 9 | 70.222222 | |
1386947483 | 1386988667 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | kimera-houjuu: TIFU by losing a memory card.
I lost two weeks worth of finals group project work with a deadline within two days by losing the memory card with the only copies of our clips. Now I have to beg the professor to excuse my groupmates.
kroneksix: WHY DO PEOPLE NEVER BACK THINGS UP! GOOD GOD ITS FREE
Jimmeris... | 7 | 20.142857 | |
1386903656 | 1386951455 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | awkward_hedgehog: TIFU with brainfarts.
TIFU. I don't know what to say, its finals week and I'm going a little insane. Forgetting shit, being more clumsy than usual, random crap. It was all harmless… until I forgot to turn in my final for a class within the 24 hour window my professor was accepting it. I had it fished ... | 3 | 4 | |
1386949049 | 1387216207 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | le_bravery: TIFU by getting a D in a class and now I can't graduate
I bombed the final.
The worst part is that I have a job lined up for January 13th and now I have to tell my boss about the fuck up and maybe have my offer declined.
Fuck.
edit: Things turned out decently. I did an internship this semester that I'm... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1386948073 | 1386963568 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | jm114249: TIFU by getting on the bus
No, I didn't shit myself, but it wasn't loads better.
Got on the bus on the way home from lectures at uni with friends from my course. The bus is full so I'm standing which is fine, though it's in one of the more open sections of the standing area so I need to reach up for the ring... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1386950282 | 1386953778 | null | t5_2to41 | 166 | sorepheet: TIFUpdate: $.40 court summons
Here's original TIFU: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/um8pr/tifu_accidentally_gave_toll_booth_2_nickels/
Update is that NOTHING has happened to me! My lawyer submitted paperwork requesting court date be moved, we never heard back. His thoughts are that now here we are a y... | 3 | 55.333333 | |
1386950821 | 1386957665 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | JesusBuiltMyHotrod: TIFU: By missing a required training
I am in grad school to finish my Masters of Social Work degree. I am scheduled to finish up in the Spring. But, I have to complete an internship during my final semester. It's 450 hours spread out over 16 weeks. It's hellish when working full-time. I did it ... | 3 | 7 | |
1386968704 | 1387071947 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,482 | itismedamnit: TIFU by not bringing a calculator to my chemistry final
...and the teacher wouldn't allow me to use a calculator app on my tablet, or use another student's extra calculator because it was a graphing calculator (not allowed ever).
At least half of the questions required a calculator in order to compute t... | 11 | 134.727273 | |
1386960897 | 1387142512 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing the last day of class
So I fucked up badly. Last night I went out for my birthday and I ate and drank things. I'm pretty sure something I ate was bad but it didn't affect me right away, it didn't taste like it should have.
I get back to my apartment and go to sleep.
I wake up for my 8:30am ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1386971500 | 1387329893 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | Janununuh: TIFU by misreading the finals schedule.
So I was up until 2:00 this morning studying for my last final of the quarter. It wasn't supposed to start until 1:00pm today though, so I was gonna be just fine.
Or so I thought.
__________
I woke up early, and I was going to leave my house at noon to get there ear... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1386972412 | 1386989615 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | Javiergoldblum: TIFU by losing my wallet with both my fake ID and my real ID inside.
Today at school, I was buying breakfast. They had a 2-for-1 deal on biscuits, and I got really excited. I pulled out my wallet, paid, and walked off. 50 minutes later, I get a slip to come to the campus police office. At this point, I ... | 8 | 3 | |
1386973443 | 1386987491 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | fuckinweird: TIFU By calling posion control while high
My friend gave me these pot cookies, now I’ve never tried an edible before so I decided half would be a safe bet to take. That was a bad decision. So my boyfriend and I both eat a half then walk around town to check out the event going on. A 2 hours pass, we're fre... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1387002608 | 1387008828 | t3_1su210 | t5_2to41 | 43 | achubbo: Don't listen to him, you are beautiful as fuck masterpenut.
[deleted]: He didn't say that op was ugly, he said she didn't find him attractive. There's a pretty big difference.
[deleted]: Of all the men apachechi3f fantasizes about to the point of orgasm, OP is unfortunately not one of them. Which is probably... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1386983263 | 1387039586 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | stupidfreshman: TIFU and got a cyst on my wrist from fapping too much.
Hey guys. I noticed this weird bump on my wrist this afternoon and had a minor freak out. I thought it may have been a bone or something. Anyway, I dropped by the emergency room after school to check it out and I was told that the bump was actually ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1386986502 | 1387097634 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | weedpornography: TIFU by clogging the toilet
I took a huge dump that clogged my toilet so i used a hairbrush to smush it up and then disposed of it into my trash can. My boyfriend came into my room a few minutes later and asked why are you throwing away this perfectly good hair brush. He was holding the shit end.
Kraze... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1386991886 | 1387030551 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | drifter15: TIFU by chewing gum
... and masturbating. The gum fell out of my mouth and is now entangled into my pubic hair. I cannot move without tugging on the hair and have tried to cut it out, there is so much gum it clogged the scissors.
ClopTilYouDrop: Is it bubble-cum or pubermint?
ForTheBloodGod: Probably spearm... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1386986327 | 1387156543 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU: porn in class, the usual
So I had 2 tabs open on my Mac in class today: one of them was Tumblr, which I forgot to close from the night before. I completely forgot that I stopped scrolling at a chick fingering herself. The other was a project for class. I show a friend (a girl) the project and without t... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1386996565 | 1387274531 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,209 | DirtyTexting: TIFU by sending a dirty text to my professor during class
My professor is an old family friend, so I knew him before this class and had his number from a few years back. My boyfriend happens to have the same name as him. He got a new number today, and before I had it saved as "(his name) <3", so ther... | 6 | 201.5 | |
1387000830 | 1387041538 | null | t5_2to41 | 96 | bearjew293: TIFU: Bought a used car, turns out title has Notary signature that doesn't match Notary's name on the seal stamp.
So after I purchased the car, I tried to transfer the title. Didn't work out because the signature of the Notary doesn't coincide with the rubber stamp on it (the signature is barely even legib... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1387004224 | 1387337526 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | well_fucked_up: TIFU by failing the semester.
Today I fucked up. Well, more accurately, over the course of several months, I fucked up.
I've been struggling with depression for years now. This past May, in fact, I was hospitalized in a mental ward on account of depressive and suicidal thoughts. I also routinely have a... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1387018461 | 1387124909 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | GaugePlays: Barman Issues
SilentSamamander: Hey, as per rule 1 of the subreddit, all posts must begin "TIFU". I'll have to delete this thread, but please do repost with an appropriate title.
GaugePlays: Oh okay, sorry man - still a noob will do in the future, Thanks
SilentSamamander: No problem!
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1387042064 | 1387082963 | null | t5_2to41 | 750 | LoverGirl1219: TIFU by not putting away my BDSM material
So a little backstory... I live at home, as I'm a senior in high school and recently my SO and I have discorvered that we both enjoy some pretty kinky foreplay/sex, so while I was at state cross country away from my parents prying over protective eyes I went and ... | 14 | 53.571429 | |
1387043570 | 1387056107 | null | t5_2to41 | 145 | Ande_Ka_Funda: TIFU trying to boil milk while I was super stoned
As I was watching a video called "How to boil milk" and this happened:
http://i.imgur.com/3g6Jl16.jpg
lostdeceiver: Question. What were you going to do with the milk after you boiled it?
Edit: Forgot a word.
Ande_Ka_Funda: I really don't know. I'm sti... | 5 | 29 | |
1387048424 | 1387177576 | null | t5_2to41 | 113 | goodonedude: TIFU in the name of love.
Yesterday was a succession of fuckups, every individual one being worse than the one before. I've never had a truly ridiculous day, so please bear with me in this journey.
The array of fuckups began a week and two days ago, when my shitgargling asshole of a suitemate maintained a... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1387053736 | 1387064759 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | DanniiTheFannii: TIFU by walking around the house stark naked while my brother's friend was round
It's the weekend. Most people would be off work/school and chilling. Me? I went to school today because I was doing some music coursework. I then went shopping afterwards. I left the house at 9:00 (I shouldn't even be awak... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1387044802 | 1387068798 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | overeducatedidiot: losing money and not being able to attend my graduation.
ApacheChi3f: Someone getting a phd shouldn't have fucked up this bad.
zman0900: Seems like the smartest people often have the least common sense.
overeducatedidiot: November has been a very stressful month for me. Between working day and ni... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1387056447 | 1387330022 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | NotAReelclown: TIFU Applying to jobs while my drivers license is suspended.
This is all my own fault. I got caught without insurance twice in two years, and in my state that's a automatic one year DL suspension. Its up Jan 1st, I've paid my fines but its just a matter of time.
Anyway, I applied to and got a full on w... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1387055105 | 1387264191 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | mindokiller: TIFU; Reset the counter :(
Today I fucked up by trusting a fart which was not actually a fart.
Fortunately, I was using the urinal at the time, so I was able to quickly switch to the stall, but not before causing irreparable damage to my underwear and pants.
The worst part is, I had to go home, shower,... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1387066345 | 1387082389 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | mustachiou1: TIFU by spilling condoms during office hours.
So TIFU, well technically yesterday. So I am a male, as the username implies. However due to poor planning I ended up in a history class that focuses on women. As you would expect the teacher is a hard core feminist, and I am one of like three guys in the entir... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1387069948 | 1387129494 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By showing LOTR gore in my English class.
So me and three of my friends had to make a power point comparing ancient heroes, such as Beowulf and Gilgamesh, to modern movies, Like Spider Man and Star Wars. We had to show one clip from one of the movies and I forgot to put it on so I rushed into the librar... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1387076972 | 1387241804 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | tunguskanraider: TIFU by waiting too long to shit.
To start things off, no. I didn't shit my pants.
It's finals week here on campus which means I'm binging on all sorts of caffeine and junk food day after day to fuel my studying for exams. Today, I had two bags of flamin' hot Cheetos and an entire pot of coffee. A fe... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1387084740 | 1387120772 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to piss in a glass bottle.
To make a long story short, I had to piss, but someone was in the bathroom, and I couldn't go outside because it was cold and raining; so I tried to piss in a glass bottle. ***BAD IDEA***. I put my piss pipe pointing into the bottle and let it go, but my dick got stu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1387105078 | 1387119440 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Today was just a fucked up day
[deleted]: So you tried to drive while you had been drinking? Good thing your BMW has an interlock, douchebag.
ChocoJesus: But its okay, he's responsible now and learned his lesson
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1387119546 | 1387133369 | null | t5_2to41 | 477 | [deleted]: TIFU by "buying" the most expensive chocolate bar ever
DISCLAIMER: This was not today. This was a few years ago but I only recently discovered this subreddit. I also have ~~little~~ no desire to study for my finals ~~right now~~ anytime soon so what better way to pass some time than by rejoicing in an old f... | 10 | 47.7 | |
1387093744 | 1387122776 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | Slenderauss: TIFU by pissing in a blocked church urinal
Sorry that this is a long one, but I have a lot of time and enjoy writing. I wrote a decent TL;DR if you don't wanna read all this. Alternatively, just read the last five paragraphs for the actual FU.
Okay, let me begin with ~~a bit~~ ~~a lot~~ four fucking parag... | 3 | 16 | |
1387125443 | 1387128834 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | GaugePlays: TIFU - Girl Issues
[deleted]: As shitty as it may sound, but dude as i see it you have two options:
Nr. 1 You sit in a corner and cry about your situation (not the best option)
Nr. 2 You let her go. I know it's hard, it WILL take time and it hurts. But that is probably the best you can do. Break the conta... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1387125897 | 1387130658 | null | t5_2to41 | 132 | the_wiqaner: TIFU by not deleting my browser history
So, I'm having a few friends over and one of them checks at my browser history and looks at all my fucked up searches and porn views. Some of them are really bad. Fuck.
dkjuggernaut: On a scale of 1 to "what the fucking shit", how fucked up are your searches?
the_wi... | 6 | 22 | |
1387124715 | 1387153282 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | GaugePlays: TIFU - Barman Issues
So, let me set the scene - I am 17 and I work as a barman, therefore I am usually off work late, we are talking 1 or 2am, so last night (Friday night) I was working and as a barman you see the people you know getting wasted, having a good time ect. so generally, it makes you crave the e... | 3 | 17 | |
1387150014 | 1387237024 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a video card instead of a graphics card.
This happened about a week ago and I regret that day probably more than any other day in my life. I needed a new graphics card for my gaming PC when I stumbled upon a Radeon Sapphire 7790 graphics card. (Or so I thought it was a graphics card) and didn'... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1387148319 | 1387201488 | null | t5_2to41 | 88 | splashy97: TIFU By using a condom my gf gave me as a Frisbee
Well, it was a pleasant evening with my gf (who I haven't been with long) snuggling, making out and watching movies; the usual shit.
Well the next point of conversation was sex and she reached into her hand bag and pulled out a selection of condoms: flavoure... | 8 | 11 | |
1386821950 | 1388767003 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bouknight: TIFU when my headmaster took my friends iPad while I was on reddit.
So my friend was on reddit after a quiz on posted a thing on ask reddit that said hi I'm Noah(Noah is the kid that sits next to him and is an regular reddit user) and I have been gay for 3 years now and I want to have sex with my chemistry t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1387157223 | 1387231712 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | ExponentialCockUp: TIFU by trying to defend myself.
So this isn't a 1 day fuck up but instead several weeks worth.
I am going to be brief with certain events here because I made a promise to Z not to tell anyone what happened and as you will soon understand, it is safer if it just stays hidden. For the same reasons, I... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1387162713 | 1387165578 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU twice when leaving my GF's house
Let me preface this by saying we are both juniors in high school. We had been dating for about two months when this happened a few years ago.
We were having the usual movie night at her place. You know the deal, hang out in her basement and watch a movie and some TV on ... | 4 | 1 |
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