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1387158991 | 1387171713 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | TheBiggieG: TIFU by kissing my coworker
I took a girl I was dating to a party my coworker's boyfriend was throwing. We started drinking, everyone was having fun. It was 1am and we were all sitting around. My coworker (we'll call her J, her boyfriend was the one throwing the party for her.) Her and I are good friends, s... | 3 | 24 | |
1387168163 | 1387218511 | null | t5_2to41 | 788 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my whole family remotely read my sexts
SO. I have this AWESOME watch called a [Pebble](http://www.reddit.com/r/pebble). I love that watch, it connects to my phone via bluetooth and I can control my music with it, but most importantly, I receive notifications on it.
Today I decided to make d... | 12 | 65.666667 | |
1387169374 | 1387225841 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | rustang0422: TIFU by spilling tea all over my final exam.
Its finals time here and I get to kick them off by taking my computer science final at 7:30 in the morning on a Saturday. Before leaving home I brew some tea, stick it in my thermos, and out the door I go.
The test was in a lecture hall with chairs that have a ... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1387173692 | 1387193004 | null | t5_2to41 | 96 | Hewis_Luey: TIFU by purchasing a large, double ended, black dildo
This didn't happen today, but I need to tell the world. Here's the backstory:
A little while back, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about what would be the worst thing to get beaten up with. We quickly settled on a dildo. Just imagin... | 3 | 32 | |
1387182032 | 1387894005 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | bigbamer: TIFU by walking in on my parents having sex
Backstory: Its a perfectly wonderful day finished my finals and all the other terrible college things. Im in the best mood possible and have been home for more than 2 days. I have 2 younger sisters each have their own bedroom and im still trying to adjust my sleepin... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1387205991 | 1393021852 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,167 | HoobaHoob: TIFU Finals Freshman Style
So, this little incident happened just this morning.
It's the most dreaded time of year for students everywhere; finals week. I've been studying my butt off for the last week, as has everyone else on campus. I've been freaking the whole time, as I'm not the greatest with tests. B... | 13 | 166.692308 | |
1387205470 | 1387235535 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | waltza: TIFU by losing that small piece of paper
It was a small receipt but damn, it contained my tuition fee which my parents could only rely on. And now my parents cannot pay my tuition fee, I also cannot have the exam tomorrow. Hell maybe I could not even graduate from this shitty high school. Long story short, one... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1387213224 | 1387224686 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | donutbomb: TIFU by drinking coffee
Had myself a nice 16 oz. bottle of Starbucks Iced Coffee to wash down a bland dining hall breakfast. Enjoyed it to the last drop.
The problem is that I'm not a coffee drinker.
Finished a three-hour final in 50 minutes. Send toilet paper and Pepto Bismol.
Stiffed_: I expected a shit ... | 3 | 9 | |
1387226940 | 1387264511 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | DQEight: TIFU by drinking my piss
Ok story time. The Fuckup happens today(monday) but the setup starts on sunday.
I woke up around noon on sunday and my sister was in the bathroom. When she is in the bathroom it can be upwards of 2 hours before she is finished and I really needed to piss. I had bought and finished a b... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1387227061 | 1387255686 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | greynol5: TIFU by Believing my last Final paper was due tomorrow.
So today I had two exam finals and, I believed, a paper final due tomorrow. Then I would be done or, so I thought. I had recently passed a macroeconomics course I had failed the last semester so I thought everything was golden.
Today I drag myself out ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1387237443 | 1387316787 | null | t5_2to41 | 81 | god-speed: TIFU: by trusting a fart.
this will ^hopefully be the most disgusting, embarrassing thing that I will ever post.
My mother in-law just got new , expensive chairs before the family visits for the holidays^You ^already ^know ^where ^this ^is ^going
So my entire family is sitting around the house, and I am f... | 7 | 11.571429 | |
1387236031 | 1387345339 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | LETERALLY_HITLER: TIFU by wrapping batteries in aluminum foil.
OK, so it started when my little brother asked me to replace in the batteries in one of his toys that he said wasn't working. So I went over to the fridge (my parents keep batteries in the fridge for some reason, I think they said it makes them last longer)... | 6 | 4 | |
1387242281 | 1387311546 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | samisboris20: TIFU automatic 0% on science final in class I was not doing well in.
Last friday I studied tirelessly for weeks on end for my semester science final. I knew I had done extraordinarily well on said test, so to reward my self I politely asked my teacher if I could go to the the vending machine and get a lem... | 4 | 8 | |
1387242489 | 1387255311 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | kayjay734: TIFU at my office
Long story short, I was going to help produce a piece for the first time for this film production company that produces well-known TV shows. It was a small piece, pretty inconsequential, but it's my first piece, so I was pretty excited. It's supposed to happen tomorrow. My phone had died, a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1387254404 | 1387953080 | null | t5_2to41 | 58 | B68B: TIFU by calling my mom's keystroke logger bluff
This happened about 4 years ago back when I was in high school, but it's a funny/fucked up story.
Context: Both my parents and family in general are extremely religious Christians. Both waited until marriage etc.
SO. When I was 17 (around September of that year) I... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1387191505 | 1387384520 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | I_Used_20_Characters: TIFU by watching porn at my grandmother's house
This actually happened a while ago, but so did everything else on this sub. This fuck up happened whilst I was still in highschool. I lived very far away from my highschool, so during my senior year I lived with my grandmother to save money on petrol... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1387258993 | 1387294340 | null | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating old McDonald's
This actually happened yesterday but it's a pretty bad fuck up. So I was at my frat house for a not-so-casual night of drinking and general drunken debauchery. I showed up around 8 with a few other people and someone had bought nearly 10 McChickens for some reason. Fast forward ... | 3 | 18 | |
1387266258 | 1387303949 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my temper while at the store
So, before I get to the actual fuck up, I'll give you what built me up to absolutely raging.
First off, I wake up in the middle of the night, and I can't sleep because my dog is barking at the neighbor's dog, the whole fucking night "Yap Yap!" but I wasn't going t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1387262576 | 1387292754 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | I_Control: Tifu by trying to be funny
Today I said a sexist comment about how women right were a joke since we were talking about rights in Social Class so I got the death stare from this one girl who has a mighty wraith and I thought she was going to kill me. I was apologizing to everyone in my class and tried explai... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1387240304 | 1387473826 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | MelonHeadSeb: TIFU by pulling an all-nighter
I stayed up all night last night because I needed to catch up on a really important controlled assessment that I was behind on. This means that at school I was exhausted. Unfortunately I had a French test the same day, and, seeing as I slept through half of it, I'm not expec... | 10 | 3.8 | |
1387277692 | 1387278228 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By pouring butter on my girlfriends cooter
ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1387293123 | 1387319440 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,103 | NeverLearns1219: TIFU Update
This is a TIFU update on the fuck up where I left my BDSM material out... Here is a link for any one who hasn't seen it. http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1svie0/tifu_by_not_putting_away_my_bdsm_material/
Well its not from the same account but with good reason. So as it turns out, my m... | 10 | 110.3 | |
1387270930 | 1387349605 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by not recognising signs
So I'm in high school in Australia and school just ended for the year for me.
On the last day at our school we had some festival thing to celebrate the end of the year it was shit but there was a girl who I always thought was hot in my grade hanging around me whispering in my e... | 4 | 6 | |
1387277691 | 1387304709 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to fly an RC helicopter in the house
So, for the past few weeks, I've been really bored at home. Not much to do really aside from reddit and youtube. So I decided to go find my dads nice expensive RC helicopter while he was at work and fly it.
However! being the dumbass I am, I took it to my ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1387299203 | 1387313600 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Pumpkin_Pie: The fuckery never ends. My longest streak of one fuckery after another.
[deleted]: Your wife sounds like a bitch... no offense.
Pumpkin_Pie: I'll make sure to tell her that
JManGraves: I wouldn't say bitch but I don't think she should be *that* mad at you if it was an accident; and maybe you can sell the ... | 7 | 3 | |
1387295451 | 1387351158 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | MessedUpElf: TIFU: I treated "budget projection" like reality and played at being an Elf. Oops!
I'm positing this under a throw-away, because I don't want to make anyone else feel badly...
After Thanksgiving, I was feeling so grateful and blessed by all we had. No real savings, but no huge debt either, and enough to p... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1387318395 | 1387431629 | null | t5_2to41 | 146 | TheOnlyb0x: TIFU by deciding an open highway was fun
I write this fuck up with shame.
So here I am, driving home from a friend's house at 3:30am on a highway. I had just bought a new car about a month ago and there was almost no one on the road except for one car a ways down. Seeing that I decided to see just how fast... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1387324511 | 1387389684 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | krogi: TIFU by running towards the police with a plastic AK-47 in hand
This actually happened two years ago but i and a friend (who was involved) recently talked about it and i thought you guys would like this. Longish post!
It began with me and 3 friends at a football(soccer)field/playground having a softgun war. You... | 5 | 12 | |
1387232699 | 1387404714 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | ThrowawayLevelExpert: TIFU and seriously over-did it in Zante.
This is going to start like most of these with a "this wasn't today but whatever". Just shut up, y'all want to here a good story. So, me and my two best mates are out in Zante. First ever lads holiday. If you've seen the Inbetweeners film, that was roughly ... | 3 | 5 | |
1387334411 | 1387336998 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | not_a_graduate: TIFU by ruining my chance of having a good future.
So i go to a great school and am far behind due to a long medical leave of absence. I came back trying to internally transfer to the business school and needed to get a 3.0 GPA in order to do so. I just got my grades back today and found out that I got ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1387321144 | 1387380995 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | beboshoulddie: TIFU by exploding the Christmas Tree Fairy's head
I don't know how many other people do this, but in our family we traditionally ~~have~~ had a fairy on top of our Christmas Tree instead of an angel or star or something. I think it was a present from a relative.
The Tree Fairy has a plastic cone around ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1387370449 | 1387402581 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,378 | ontimebrah: TIFU by having an expensive wank
So no one is home, I do what every teenager who is well raised with a loving family and a nice home would do, I load up some sweet mobile pornhub and go for a quiet one in the toilet as I want no mess, and easy clean up and I have a busy day ahead of me. So there I am spanki... | 10 | 337.8 | |
1387390342 | 1387851699 | null | t5_2to41 | 96 | dtooman: TIFU by wiping my face with my shitty underwear
Yesterday was a bad day for my ass. I hit the toilet twice for two twenty minute sessions that each left my ass feeling itchy and on fire. You know that feeling you get when you've wiped so many times that your ass becomes raw and you just can't take it anymore? ... | 8 | 12 | |
1387398097 | 1387696837 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | boardgamejoe: TIFU Update - Harvard Bomb Threat
Does anyone else see the TIFU about the kid who emailed a bomb threat to his university in order to get out of finals?
I think it has been deleted now as I could not find it.
I saw this link on Yahoo! just now
http://news.yahoo.com/harvard-student-accused-making-campus... | 5 | 2 | |
1387405845 | 1387474896 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,255 | [deleted]: Today My Brother Fucked Up By Going To A Strip Club...
So, my Brother isn't a Redditor, so I'm going to tell this story.
We had a meeting out of town and 6 of us went. The meeting ended and the beer and whiskey began to flow. It got a little later and the hosts decided to call it a night, but we weren't abo... | 11 | 114.090909 | |
1387404882 | 1387450455 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Veratrol: TIFU by not finding an available bathroom
To start off it was about 3AM and I was doing work on car down in a heated garage under my work (I do not have a garage at home so since its winter here, I find it easier down there) I suddenly had the urge to shit and the door to my work was locked there was no way I... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1387408268 | 1387648959 | null | t5_2to41 | 137 | slappyslug: TIFU by leaving my cock ring on too long
Setup: I had recently purchased a new cock ring. This is something I thought she may enjoy. To make sure it was the right size and so forth I experimented with it solo a few days before hand. All was well. Size was perfect. Did the job it was suppose to do. Feeling c... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1387405454 | 1387419786 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | AngusVigerous: TIFU by getting my underage cousin drunk.
Well, actually it was Friday.
I'm on holiday in the town my family lives in, and my cousin has been excited about drinking with me since I messaged her at 4am after a long binge.
She asked to go out on Friday but instead had to look after her younger brothers,... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1387417495 | 1387432348 | null | t5_2to41 | 266 | trapthrowaway1: TIFU by being a trap.
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
I am a guy who is obsessed with wearing all kinds of women's clothing, makeup, high heels, and anything else you could possibly imagine. So there I am, watching a movie in the front room while wearing 6-inch heels and a particularly slutty low-cut... | 5 | 53.2 | |
1387409925 | 1387484010 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | Liquorisquick3r: TIFU by being laughably absent minded after work
I just started a new job and have been a little stressed about work. So last Friday I left work at the end of the day and needed gas. I stopped at a gas station, pre paid inside and began pumping gas. My windshield wiper fluid box has a leak so my winds... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1387422466 | 1387429037 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving a shit.
I've been through a breakup recently. I'm having a difficult time with it (shh, don't tell anyone). I don't know who to talk to, and I've already annoyed the shit out of my friends.
My ex? Well, I see him every day. And quite frankly, I'm getting sick of it. I'm sick of people coming ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1387424447 | 1387857548 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | HooksFourHands: TIFU by not paying my tuition on time
A month ago I posted about a shitty advising appointment. Well...things just got a lot worse. The university (at least, the student finances department) is threatening legal action against me. In which case I probably shouldn't be posting this anywhere on the intern... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1387415873 | 1387432062 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | deadpool007: TIFU by spraying aftershave on my just-shaven balls
Well, I'm taking my girlfriend out tonight, and so while I was taking a shower I decided to shave down there to get ready for activities later. I when I was done, I thought it would be a nice gesture to apply some scent down there when the time came, so I... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1387428962 | 1387505228 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | 4_my_throwaway: TIFU by wanking with my door open
About an hour ago, I went to bed and decided to spank it a bit. After I finish, I'm making sure my alarm is set, and I realize that my door is cracked just enough to be able to see through it. My parents' room is beside me, and they haven't gone to bed yet, so they prob... | 5 | 5 | |
1387446175 | 1387525386 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | Taketheheat: Tifu by trying to do something special with my boyfriend
Tifu when I tried to make fried pizza dough. My boyfriend is leaving very early tomorrow morning for about 7 months and when he finished his last day of work tonight they gave him about 15 lbs of pizza dough for me to make fried pizza dough. More tha... | 5 | 14 | |
1387457024 | 1387485941 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | tugabros: TIFU by hiding my shitty grades from my father.
I knew he was going to find out eventually, and now it happened. When he confronted me about it, I had no counter-arguments whatsoever. Even though they said I had one year of college in which I could procrastinate, the fact that I didn't tell them about my grad... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1387488194 | 1387526825 | null | t5_2to41 | 559 | pistashley_O: TIFU by telling a friend what really happened to her cat.
A close friend of mine's cat went missing back in high school. She, we'll call her Olivia, was completely devastated, as she lived out in the country and was afraid he'd been eaten or hurt. I tried to assure her everything was fine, maybe he was ju... | 11 | 50.818182 | |
1387494525 | 1387516210 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | Wooly_Booly: TIFU by coming out of the closet with two of my friends
Near the end of November I had ordered some things for Christmas and had them shipped to my grandmothers to prevent my family members from seeing what I had gotten them.
Fast forward a few weeks and she's having a Christmas party for people at the ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1387492349 | 1387499754 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stoned and mistaking hydrogen peroxide contact cleaner for saline solution.
It was actually last night. But anyways, I had just completed a 9 hour drive from Montana to Washington for the holidays so i smoked a celebratory bowl. After a while, my mom wanted to take some family pictures but si... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1387497791 | 1387612846 | null | t5_2to41 | 757 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving death farts in my car and forgetting about it
Last night I made Chili and it was the bomb! Unfortunately, late last night and this morning the chili was having it's revenge on me in the form of stinky farts. You know, those farts that are basically the smelliest farts you make, not the typica... | 7 | 108.142857 | |
1387500741 | 1387511343 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU By Panicking Enough to Shit Myself
Dear Reddit,
Let me preface this by saying I have my bowel movements on schedule to the SECOND.
I am like a machine with my craps, and I go to the bathroom at 3:25 every day.
Nothing has ever gone wrong. Right now i don't drive yet, so my mom picks me up after ... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1387507963 | 1387538774 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | gentleman_horse: TIFU by shaving pubic hair
I'm a silly teenager, and although I have no reason to shave my pubic hair, today I decided I would do it just to see what it's like. Only after I finished shaving, I remembered I have a physical during Christmas break. During my physical, my doctor will look at my dick and e... | 5 | 4 | |
1387513991 | 1387567707 | null | t5_2to41 | 428 | Mac10NJ: TIFU by cashing a check for a good friend
So a friend of mine since kindergarten has fallen on some rough times and asked me to cash a check for him, but the bank was closed so I had to deposit it and give it to him. The money went through; but then the next day someone put a stop payment on that check. I'm do... | 8 | 53.5 | |
1387523321 | 1387539847 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | AHandsomeBlackMan: TIFU by shitting my pants.
-My_Other_Account-: Reset the counter...
Soccadude123: I thought it was a clock now.
-My_Other_Account-: I took a month long hiatus from reddit...I'm obviously behind the times.
| 4 | 1 | |
1387517973 | 1388218520 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | Calexos: TIFU by missing my final
Apperantly the final I thought was happening tomorrow was on tuesday. And it was for one of the classes I was actually doing well in this semester. And I need to pass it for my major.
[deleted]: This hasn't happened to me but shortly after I graduated I kept having dreams, or mayb... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1387522980 | 1387785992 | null | t5_2to41 | 345 | tikael: TIFU by teasing my fiancee in the shower.
I was taking a shower after getting home from work and I heard my fiancee walking into the bathroom. She got in between the shower curtain and the liner and we were talking when I decided to splash water at her face. It hit the liner and she jumped back a bit. She st... | 8 | 43.125 | |
1387559785 | 1387625712 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,698 | CloudRunnerRed: TIFU by letting my GF cousin live with us.
My girlfriend's cousin had just moved to the city and needed a place to live. He was trying to get away from his abusive parents and out of a bad life to get a fresh start. MY GF said it would be ok for him to stay with us until he could get onto his feet.
He ... | 10 | 169.8 | |
1387537291 | 1387705160 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | shootupyourschool: TIFU by letting my wife cut my hair whilst drunk
I don't like getting my hair cut. I hate the awkward conversations you have to hold with them starting into your own reflection. Anyway, a bottle of Jack into the evening I decide to let her cut my shaggy hair. All was going well with the scissors and ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1387575627 | 1387696235 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | fuck_you_im_high: TIFU by hiding my weed in the wrong spot
Backstory: So I am 15 and live with my parents and 5 yr old brother. My mom is very strict but my dad on the other hand is the chillest.
But anyway, I had just gotten some weed from my dealer( he lives right up the street so i can easily walk there.) So when I... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1387578265 | 1387622875 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | rabidhamster87: TIFU by leaving my keys in my apartment door...
This actually happened 3 weeks ago, but still was a pretty big fuck up! Someone found the keys, got in my car, and wrecked it into a tree. They stole my TomTom GPS, ipod touch, an old Windows Mobile phone, my gym bag, $6, a couple textbooks, and a sweats... | 5 | 6 | |
1387555868 | 1387589376 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | michellexkarma: TIFU: by Using Orajel
No throwaways because hell I dont care if my friends see this! Techinically this was last night to late this morning.
So lets just get down to it shall we?
I have a wicked broken tooth in my mouth, I mean it is cracked right in half, exposed nerves and all that fun stuff. Why don... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1387577112 | 1387628624 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | wharawhara: TIFU by shitting vertically
This just happened and I need to get it out of my system. Sadly, shit is not something I tend to talk with my friends and I do not feel very proud of it.
I had a huge double hamburger with french fries and a beer for dinner (screw you stomach! I'm on winter break), pretty good s... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1387573842 | 1387756809 | null | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring away a gorgeous French woman by making her worry about exposing herself to a minor
This just happened to me and I'm so embarrassed but I just had to share it.
I was browsing Omegle (been a crazy Friday night) and I came across a gorgeous French woman. I mean 9/10 hot, I could only see half ... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1387579802 | 1387857425 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | HooksFourHands: TIFU by not cleaning my apartment
To complete the trifecta of disaster that has befallen me this past month, I got an eviction notice.
The day after finals ended, the management company that owns my apartment came around that morning to change the batteries in the smoke detectors in all the apartments... | 13 | 5.384615 | |
1387602535 | 1387695354 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | PM_ME_YOUR_COCK_BOY: TIFU by shooting up for the first time.
I have never used a needle for drugs although I am a pretty experienced opiate abuser. I usually just plug everything but the dilaudid I got a bunch of wasn't doing a damn thing swallowed, plugged, or snorted and I was getting frustrated. I actually out of no... | 4 | 1 | |
1387609905 | 1387681050 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,290 | WyattDerpp: TIFU by saying "fuck you" to an infant in front of its mother.
I was on a plane, and had been up for 26 hours, was slightly drunk, and pissed at my awful travel experience thus far. I was on a plane from Heathrow to Frankfurt (original departure IAD in Washington, DC.) A crying, screaming infant looked over... | 13 | 99.230769 | |
1387606628 | 1387763781 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | blithen: TIFU by rolling up my window.
So there I am, at my local fast food chain(Zips if anyone knows it). And I try to roll down my crank window, and it goes down pretty rough, but I get it down and go through the motions of getting my food. I'm then starting to roll the window up when it gets stuck, so I figure just... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1387611676 | 1387724565 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | youwerewarned: TIFU by letting my male best friend see my nude photos.
Okay, a bit of backstory to my reason behind the nude shots. I have lost ~60 pounds this year, and I take progress pics. Naked. Today after the gym, I remembered I had been working my back for about a month now, and I decided I should compare my bac... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1387615521 | 1387641189 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Ordered some gifts for family online, Fuck.. Ruined christmas.
I spent a lot of money and it's a tradition in my family to ~~give gifts to each~~ spend lots on gifts for each other. I spent over $1000 and everything got canceled. UPS got my address wrong so I called in to fix it, they also decided to co... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1387609312 | 1387627984 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | buckyb33: TIFU by forgetting to go walk a dog like I was supposed to.
I get paid to walk dogs. This was a last minute request from my employer, but I volunteered for it. I was supposed to feed and walk this dog around dinner time. Then before dinner I fell asleep with a headache and woke up at midnight, having complete... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1387671182 | 1388415316 | t3_1tbd9w | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mkep: What?
iposewithseals: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster
OhioTry: That was phosigene, I think
musicnerd1023: [Methyl Isocyanate](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methyl_isocyanate) was Bhopal, although Phosgene is also some [nasty shit](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosgene).
I should know I'm a chemical e... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1387649154 | 1387807480 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | throwmeawayifuckedup: TIFU by opening my big dumb mouth at work
I work at a start up and we had a tough culture meeting this week because, being a start up, we're all about culture and whatnot. I recently switched departments and when asked about my old department, I answered honestly about how poorly I was treated and... | 4 | 12 | |
1387663165 | 1387686709 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn without realizing my speakers were still on
First, let me explain why this was even possible. I have my speakers and headphones plugged into my computer and recently I enabled a feature that allows you to listen from both devices at the same time. So now when I listen to explicit music ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1387677478 | 1387692205 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,318 | Shartpantsmcgoo: TIFU by trusting a fart and I now have no dignity left.
So I ate out at a restaurant yesterday for a work Christmas party. Fast forward to this morning and I wake up not feeling so great. End up leaving work due to intense stomach pains. Turns out I have food poisoning. The rest of my day was spent run... | 11 | 119.818182 | |
1387753144 | 1388124220 | t3_1tfzoi | t5_2to41 | 20 | Shitting_sea_men: I might even post it to gw.
Hastilygrim: Please do, and your whole body, I find that the female body is a thing of beauty, in most cases, and I would really like to see yours.
Bassskilla: Ahh the elusive, gentleman creep. ^Those ^are ^the ^scariest
Hastilygrim: Yes, I am very scary, now please take o... | 11 | 1.818182 | |
1387708564 | 1387825293 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | whyismydickred: TIFU by pulling something out of my dick
So I had just finished masturbating and as I was about to go to sleep I noticed a long white *thing* coming out of my dick.
I stared at it for a while and then I decided to pull it out. I now have a red spot on the crease of my foreskin and ow.
queen_of_the_koop... | 4 | 17 | |
1387718183 | 1387936153 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | manu44: TIFU - Playing Porn on my LED with the whole family watching.
So i ordered a New MHL adaptor from Amazon and was so excited to be able to play all my S4 Videos on the LED Tv.It came the other day and i told my family that we are gone watch my cousins Engagement video on the Big screen. So my parents and my youn... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1387733314 | 1387740324 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | The_Frequent_Liar: TIFU by smoking weed
Last night, I had a party at my house with just 3 or 4 friends. We decided to buy an eighth and were gonna smoke it. About half way through, I hear a knock at the door, and I hear "let me in". My step mom barges in and caught me and my friends, and pretty much told everyone to wa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1387725857 | 1387735165 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | juuuuice: TIFU by trying to unclog my toilet
This actually happened a few years ago, but I figured it would go well here. Just for context my bathroom is in my room and right above our laundry room/back door area. Anyway I was about 15 or 16 years old. Two days prior to this event I had taken a giant, vile poo that ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1387733151 | 1387838923 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,256 | tuggas: TIFU by complaining how my wife cleans
I think the title says enough but keeping with the rules, I will add context.
My wife was in the bathroom cleaning, and I asked if she had already cleaned the tub, and she said yes. Ignoring everything I learned over 25 years of marriage, I stated, "doesn't look like it.... | 14 | 232.571429 | |
1387736575 | 1387754727 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking 4chan's advise
So, I was browsing /b/ and I saw a thread with some pretty good lookin tits and such in it, so I decided to check it out. I was told to go to imagefap.com and search "lolita", and begin the gullible fuck I am, I did.
So after I do, a message comes up displaying my IP and a messa... | 4 | 8 | |
1387743806 | 1387842396 | null | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: Tifu by beating up my ex's boyfriend
Let me start by saying my ex and I have a very tumultuous relationship. We have a kid together. I was at my friends apartment watching the Bengals game, after her texting me and telling me she couldn't come over today. So I'm sitting on the couch at my buddies house and I... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1387764925 | 1387841623 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by not noticing a back side with ten more questions on my math final
Math was always my easiest class. That was always the class that was the least of my worries. The whole semester I maintained an A in math and it never slid to anything lower. Now one little human error has given me a B...
Hiolpe: Happ... | 3 | 12 | |
1387777861 | 1651943480 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | ineedtogetsomelube: TIFU by masturbating with conditioner
So I'm at my grandpa's house and I haven't masturbated in like 10 hours(I'm 14 and it's Don't Stop December). Obviously I decide to go into the bathroom and do the deed. I usually use Pantene conditioner as lubricant at my house and it does the job well, but my ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1387780403 | 1388296568 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | Shadowpwnage15: TIFU by breaking up eith my gf
So this actually happened a week ago but still I FUCKED UP: So me and my girl friend had a pretty solid relationship up until about a month ago where it got rocky. We fought a lot and she was cheating on me. So I forgave her and we kept fighting until last week when we got... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1387788517 | 1387926262 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | mostawesomechic: TIFU by going through my husbands messages.
My husband has his fb account linked on our tablet. I've been using it a lot lately and forgot that he was signed in. I a lewd message and my nosy ass read it. I should not have gone through his messages behind his back. I'm a horrible person for that but, th... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1387796227 | 1387838150 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a low score on SAT
I know these posts are usually supposed to be more funny. But this one will be more emotional.
So i took the SAT a bit too late and can now only take it one more time after this time. I just got my scores and got a 1240. I am sitting here crying because
1. This was my cha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1387796002 | 1387835590 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to take a torrent off seeding
I downloaded a series of something over TPB using BT and forgot to take it off seeding once it was done. I had a DMCA block on my internet and it was down for 6 hours. It was my 1st warning out of 10 before legal action. Other than a good scare, I got off easy... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1387823175 | 1387844409 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,541 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting the date.
Really this was "LN-IFU"
So, my significant other whispers to me in bed, at the end of the day, "all I want for my birthday is [sexual reference]" - and I respond, "Of course, when is it, tomorrow?"
"It was today."
I don't think I could have turned more red.
I know the birthd... | 9 | 171.222222 | |
1387829457 | 1388069804 | null | t5_2to41 | 582 | Quais: TIFU by fucking my cousin in my aunt and uncle's house.
Let me just start off by saying that my cousin and I are not blood related and she is hot as hell.
As a preface, one night I drunkenly decided to stop my cousin mid-walk through downtown and make out with her. We pretty much immediately went to my place an... | 9 | 64.666667 | |
1387828602 | 1387913452 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | joshuad80: TIFU: reset the counter
I trusted a fart. I never thought I'd join these ranks, but here I am.
I was sitting at my desk at work when I let a tiny little one out. It felt a bit weird, but no big. Queue 10 minutes later I decide to go hit the toilet. My ass suddenly feels wet and with every step my confidenc... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1387829416 | 1387835957 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by protesting for equality at a court house
I just got back from probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
Background time: I'm a transgender girl (male-to-female) living in Utah. I have a wonderful boyfriend whom I love very very much. I have a friend who is super duper liberal with me and we han... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1387854672 | 1387929551 | null | t5_2to41 | 59 | Tenchi98: TIFU by eating a bag of Bacon Jerky, Buffalo Jerky, bag of Wasabi Trailmix, half a bag of Wasabi trailmix, 280g of Wasabi Peas, and a Ramen Bowl in one day
The Wasabi farts are starting already. Tomorrow, The Reckoning begins. Will update after The Reckoning.
That Bacon Jerky was godlike though.
UPDATE: I h... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1387851211 | 1387935957 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | andronikus: TIFU by not paying attention while slicing cabbage
I knew mandolines are dangerous. I really did.
But I'd used mine several times without incident, so when my mom asked me to use it to slice cabbage for sauerkraut, I didn't worry.
I should have.
And now I'm missing the corner of my pinkie.
But I got to... | 4 | 7 | |
1387839607 | 1387868694 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | n3gro_amigo: TIFU by earning 2 credit hours of my original 15 I started off with this semester.
I started off with gen bio and chem along with their associated labs, german 2, and theology. I drop the bio and chem lectures along with german 2. I ended up failing gen chem lab and theology. The only class I passed the fi... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1387849635 | 1387901953 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | maaanda: TIFU by accepting a counterfeit bill
When I had about two hours left of my shift, the server went down (company-wide), forcing a signature on all debit & credit purchases, we couldn't accept giftcards or EBT, and checks were kind of iffy. I had this huge $300 order where the check wouldn't go through, so m... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1387849117 | 1387936924 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | warshadow: TIFU by getting food poisoning and ruining Christmas.
All started last night with massive puking and shitting myself about 4 hours after eating a steak. 6 hours straight.
Go to the doc today and I get quarantined for 3 days (it's Christmas Eve here in Japan)
So three other families who were coming over to ... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1387856238 | 1388773129 | null | t5_2to41 | -2 | SingleAsk: I told the girl I like benzodrunk in rage of texts my feelings
SO a couple nights ago I was benzodrinking with my boys and I mistakenly sent the girl I love how I feel she freaked out and didnt feel the same way I did I feel like shit anyone know how long it takes for a heart to heal?
maybeilllurkmore: How o... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1387906554 | 1387912775 | null | t5_2to41 | 299 | [deleted]: TIFU by forcing a fart while running.
There are several commandments of distance running that no one in their right mind should ever violate. A runner should never trust the Friday burrito special in the school cafeteria, nor should they pointlessly jog in place at road crossings. Today, I violated possibly ... | 7 | 42.714286 | |
1387905667 | 1387927308 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,537 | MDPPatrick: TIFU by diving for my bed and missing.
This was technically 12 something in the morning but still. Anyways I'm coming home from a pre-christmas party and I'm tired as fuck. So I'll do what anyone would do, I'll go straight to bed. I turned the lights off, turned my heater on and left the room to go take a p... | 10 | 153.7 |
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