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1387913210 | 1387928348 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | WerdToTheSecond: TIFU by giving my mom a face massage after masterbating
Ok so this was last week (sorry) but I feel as though I still need to share it.
So it was a cold, December day in New England when my mother announces that she is going out to the supermarket to get some food. Immediately after i hear the garage... | 6 | 17 | |
1387914335 | 1387918898 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | trey10th: TIFU by thinking I needed to fart
Okay I usually don't like to talk about farts like, ever. But this just happened and wow I thought it would be perfect for this. Now this happened at 1 in the morning so it technically counts as today. So here we go. I was scrolling through the internet looking for things to ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1387923264 | 1388053819 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | chrisreese94: TIFU by snapchatting a dick pic to my girlfriend... And her friend.
SO lives near my college and I'm home for the holidays. We were feeling frisky and started snapchatting some dirty pictures. In a rush of excitement, I accidentally highlighted and extra name. So far she hasn't opened it, but I'm terrifie... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1387919174 | 1388255152 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | dogteam1911: TIFU (TIL) By cutting Jalapeños and scratching my balls!
I got up this afternoon to prepare my awesome Christmas brisket. The recipe unfortunately requires four large and very hot Jalapeños. I chopped up the Jalapeños seasoned the brisket and put it in the fridge to marinate. After washing my hands vigorou... | 4 | 7 | |
1387929183 | 1387953208 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU BY LETTING HER GO DOWN ON ME
So today being that both my lady and I had plenty of time before tonight's festivities we proceeded to have sexi times. Convincing her to go down south when a few minutes in something happens down there. What idk, but I do know a sound came out of me that I have never heard ... | 3 | 3 | |
1387934109 | 1388117567 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | Jayke1981: TIFU by getting caught wanking by my housemate
OK, so its just turned midnight on Christmas Day, and I need to get sleep, so I try the tried and tested way by having a Christmas Wank.. I put on a porno, on my laptop, plugging in my headphones so I don't disturb my housemate who's sleeping next door. Now, I l... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1387938818 | 1387939668 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | Sasquatch5: TIFU by buying 4 rolls of transparent wrapping paper
swordfishtrombonez: If you wrap each gift with 4 or 5 pieces of paper, would it work?
Sasquatch5: That's plan B
Plan A is buying new rolls.
| 3 | 11.666667 | |
1387943905 | 1387979024 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing my passport is expired-and I fly to India tomorrow...
We didn't bother to check if our passport is expired or not.
Just checked and it expired over a month ago...
Unfortunately, since tomorrow is Christmas, most places are closed to get an emergency passport.
All that packing gone to wast... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1387941367 | 1388010176 | null | t5_2to41 | 984 | Geloni: TIFU after a party and woke up in my old apartment
I'll admit this didn't just happen today. This was years ago, but I thought you all would enjoy it.
I was 18 years old and had just moved out of my apartment about a month prior. An acquaintance of mine moved into the same apartment 'block' as me a month befor... | 11 | 89.454545 | |
1387949585 | 1388201231 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | inspiredman: TIFU I met this beautiful girl with an awesome personality
We told yo-mama jokes and we joked around about STDs. She was dressed like a reindeer, so I pet her and we role played. Obviously, we understood each other's humor. She was done with med school and was working in a hospital, so she obviously had th... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1387952425 | 1388037270 | null | t5_2to41 | 204 | Throwaway78357: TIFU by humiliating myself in front of half my town
Throwaway because I'm fucking embarrassed.
Context: It's Christmas Eve, I just got home from school about a week ago for winter break. I live in a small town, and my family is preparing to go to the 4pm Christmas service at our local church.
... | 6 | 34 | |
1387956147 | 1388056045 | null | t5_2to41 | 99 | spidroin: TIFU by giving my SO a blowjob with a cough drop in my mouth. [nsfw]
He's got sensitivity issues but was really sensitive this time, so I got excited and wanted to try something new. I've recently recovered from a cold so I have coughdrops on the bedside table; Hall's menthol coughdrops, with motivational mes... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1387958694 | 1387960105 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Today, my girlfriend was duped by a fake check and wired $1200 to her scammer
[deleted]: no worries, i think the Nigerian Prince has some cash to spare
PhoecesBrown: Same scam. Just looked at the e-mails. The content is laughable.
[deleted]: yeah, there's email scam exposing site, same schtick they use for ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1387985380 | 1388179699 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | maple_bacon_pancakes: TIFU by leaving an unattended candle around my 4 year old
She tried to blow it out, leaned over it and caught her hair afire. She was not badly burned, and just a little sore from her older brother pounding it out. Scariest Christmas Eve, ever. I'm so thankful right now. Have a safe and happy (... | 6 | 10 | |
1387992495 | 1388009695 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,042 | hentaigirlthrowaway: TIFU and now my family thinks I'm a kinky lesbian weeaboo. (NSFW)
Hey… I really like hentai. Especially stuff that involves ballbusting and cuntbusting. Genital injury really gets me going. It's not like I'd want to take a kick in the vajayjay myself (I'm a wimp about pain), but I loooove to fantas... | 8 | 130.25 | |
1387953036 | 1388002149 | null | t5_2to41 | 31 | Frothinghobbit: Tifu by forgetting eggnog has dairy in it.
It's Christmas so of course eggnog is everywhere. I'm with my family and boyfriend at some family friends house, and my sister offers to make me a rum and eggnog. I think, "sure, I like rum, and eggnog's pretty good" (I can have small quantities of dairy) so I ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1387994695 | 1388039297 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | Winfri: TIFU by getting drunk
Barely even 10 days ago, my mom got me a brand new samsung galazxy s4 for christmas. Anyways, last night I went to my friends birthday party and after the party ended, my drunk self thought it would be a good idea to walk home. (The walk probably took around 2 hours but luckily it wasn't r... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1387995411 | 1388078834 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | PepsiColaX: TIFU by not checking if the bag that came down my belt actually went into my trailer or not. (I work at UPS)
This actually happened a couple weeks ago, but I'll start with how things work. At the UPS hub the loaders get packages that come down the belt from the sort aisle, then you load them into the semi t... | 4 | 9 | |
1388100545 | 1388502201 | t3_1tpwuq | t5_2to41 | 3 | Moonreaver: Yeah I'm with you there, the important part is having fun not stats or shit like that.
JacksonBollox: Perhaps. But its not for your or I to dictate what aspect of something is important to someone. It might be really important to him. And if that's the case, who cares? That's how he has fun.
Moonreaver:... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1388065415 | 1388221171 | null | t5_2to41 | 365 | kaliBlaster69: TIFU by stumble in front of the pope
This happened a few hours ago. Me and my family was in Rome for the annual holiday. Fortunately for us, Pope Francis held his speech in the Vatican in front of 10000 people. Unfortunately for me. The speech aired on TV, and this was really not the best place to fuck u... | 9 | 40.555556 | |
1388050097 | 1388099505 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,069 | Suck_Mah_Wang: TIFU by letting my large black friend dress up as Santa
Not today, but last night on Christmas Eve.
So for the holidays, we had some relatives come over to our house. Everyone had left to see a movie, but we decided to stay home and wait for my uncle to arrive. Of course, we get bored and he asks to dre... | 8 | 133.625 | |
1388111104 | 1388111288 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | CantankerousMind: TIFU by dropping my iPhone and pissing all over it.
So I'm at work today and my family kept texting me, but because of company rules, I was hesitant to check my messages. I really had to take a piss so I decided I would check them while I relieved myself.
I was standing at the urinal, phone in my ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1388107897 | 1388311362 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | fnasbin: TIFU by letting my cousin see my poowater
This Christmas, my cousin from Hong Kong attending university near my house decided to stop by on Christmas eve to celebrate the holidays. He decided to stay the night instead of going home to his empty dorm room. That night we had a huge meal, and in the morning I h... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1388102134 | 1388121779 | null | t5_2to41 | 231 | mkhockeygeek: TIFU by falling the wrong way.
I've been home on college break these past 2 weeks and have been staying in my old room. Since it is the only room on the ground floor, my sisters like to throw their stuff in it. (shoes, coats, backpacks, other random shit they don't put away) I was getting ready to leave a... | 7 | 33 | |
1388122008 | 1388181043 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,033 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my marriage.
This all happened last year. This is a very long story with a lot of setup, I just want to tell Reddit. Telling you guys my ankle story really helped me out a lot, and I figure this is actually better than telling a psychologist. Maybe you guys can make me feel better about this.... | 12 | 86.083333 | |
1388122265 | 1388128765 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by resetting the counter in the worst way possible
Seriously the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. No, this isn't one of those "oh man I gambled on a fart and lost" stories, it's much worse than that. I **envy** those people right now. I was hanging out with some friends and we decide ... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1388131754 | 1388157992 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | bcurtainthrowaway: TIFU by getting semen on my cousin's curtains
Excuse poor formatting, I'm on my phone.
So I'm on holiday break, and currently unable to see my girlfriend. The past couple hours were spent having sexy talk, but because I'm here, at my cousin's house, I'm not able to have private time. A little bit a... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1388146216 | 1388180462 | null | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming while talking to my sister
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totalcontrol: Anyone else notice the thread is pay.reddit.com?
Grazingbuffalo: Yeah I just noticed and came here for an answer. Not sure why it is like that.
totalcontrol: takes forever to load too....weird.
Grazingbuffalo: The thread's a year old as well...
ninj... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1383455910 | 1388619043 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | FartShit: TIFU by not getting reddit gold
i poste a realy funny comment on askreddit and i didnt get reddit gold
trhen i asked politely for ppl to give me reddit gold and i didnt get it
now im sad
tl;dr guve me reddit gold
arthur990807: Ahaha.
Ahahahaha.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
"I DIDN'T GET REDDIT GOLD FROM A COMMENT!!!"
... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1388156494 | 1388205148 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | QUEEF_PUDDING: TIFU by getting a new job and having fun.
This happened yesterday. But, to preface the story, I just got hired for a new job a couple of days before Christmas. Which is great-- more money and other shit. Well, yesterday, the day after Christmas, I decided to go trail riding with my cousins on some dirt ... | 8 | 8.625 | |
1388166440 | 1388237048 | null | t5_2to41 | 108 | Crazedmonkey05: TIFU when I misheard a coworker
So one of my coworkers(#1) was talking to me about her diet, and what she ate. About 2 minutes into the conversation, another coworker(#2) walks up. Coworker #1 turns to coworker #2 and tells her something. Now what I heard was "Yeah, and I cheated my diet around Christma... | 4 | 27 | |
1388165360 | 1388180548 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | ZucriyAmsuna: TIFU by making my very first paper crane.
This was years ago when I was in high school. I always liked origami, but it took me a while to come up with the idea of finally making the famous paper crane. So during a useless computer class (that was sooo easy, and we could do other stuff if we're done with o... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1388171772 | 1388174805 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | Donpa: TIFU by not checking my mail
This was a few weeks ago but I really need to share my embarrassment. I recently applied for a new job that for me is a dream job of sorts. After a long process of multiple phone and in-person interviews I received a phone call that I will be offered the job and to check my mail for ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1388136847 | 1388260536 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | _i_am_a_bad_person: TIFU by sitting down.
On top of my sisters brand new Macbook Air.
Napster449: Did it break?
_i_am_a_bad_person: Yes. It bent, and the screen cracked.
saybackp4ck: is it covered by warranty? Things overpriced anyways
AcaciaJules: Apple fans don't like hearing about how their charged extra just for t... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1388174040 | 1388214633 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,786 | QuickMentality: TIFU by having a naked standoff with my dad
This happened a few years back, when I was a senior in high school. I was notorious for skipping school. I lived in a neighborhood with 6 people my age that were in my classes, so why go?
Anyway, I sleep naked. It's awesome. It hasn't ever been a problem exc... | 13 | 291.230769 | |
1388184936 | 1388190151 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | wa7: TIFU by accidentally scaring my dad.
So i was in the living room and i could hear the front door to the house open. I thought it was my younger brother and thought i would give him some holiday cheer by hiding then jumping out and scaring him. I hid behind the sofa and waited patiently. A few minutes later i felt ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1388182119 | 1388522209 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | s0ck15: TIFU by shaving my pubes
It had been getting pretty itchy in my nether-regions so I figured it might be nice to trim or shave down there. I started out trimming with scissors, which went well. I then hopped in the shower to help soften up the skin and hair. Next, I applied shaving cream which is where things go... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1388191567 | 1388306352 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | forlornprincess83: TIFU-My first shart...
Sitting outside smoking when the urge to fart hit me it was a normal fart until the end. I finished my smoke sitting in poop juice. Cant believe I was 30 before I had one.
duder423: I hope you shit on your dick
forlornprincess83: I dont have a dick :)
duder423: I hope you shit ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1388189298 | 1388566230 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | Veneficium: TIFU by killing my uncle's prize winning birds
Ever had one of those days when the moment you wake up you just know it is going to be a horrible day?
A little backstory here, I am living with my aunt and uncle, and my uncle was deployed to Sudan last month (military via UN). So I had to take care of his pr... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1388203893 | 1388348655 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | slim2323: TIFU by eating a meal that was clearly not edible.
I was at my favorite restaurant. It lunchtime and by extension busy and I usually avoid this time of day at any restaurant but today was different because I was on a date. Any way I got my order and it comes with a creamy lemon pepper sauce. I notice right aw... | 4 | 12 | |
1388215887 | 1388521787 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Lakonthegreat: TIFU by submitting possibly the TIFU of the year under my default username for everything.
Posted a story here early in the AM about what happened to me over the last few years under what is my default username for everything, and found out when I woke up that my best friend and a bunch of my other frien... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1388232365 | 1388261344 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | Murnie: TIFU by buying my girlfriend an Christmas present
Happend 2 days ago, still feel bad about it.
Okay so, last week I went christmas shopping with my girlfriend. We were looking for stuff for her parents and brother when she saw this bag. She was in love with it, but couldn't afford it since she's low on money.
... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1388237807 | 1388254317 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | unixhed64: TIFU school server.
Am upgrading local high school server. Removed hard drive to backup on my PC. Mistyped command and made entire hard disk inaccessible. Have to have it working by Jan.6.
HellfireEire: Inaccessible how? Which command did you use?
Your TIFU could turn into a Today Reddit Helped Me By Fixing... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1388239749 | 1388264600 | null | t5_2to41 | 778 | DreamPhreak2: TIFU by realising that I sold a rented textbook to a different textbook website
I **rented** a textbook in September from Amazon for $75.
I accidentally **sold** it last week to AbeBooks for $75.
Turns out that if I fail to return it to Amazon, Have to pay $184 now to 'buy' it.
It has already been ship... | 7 | 111.142857 | |
1388220476 | 1388248104 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | buknakd: TIFU by leaving a $100 bill in my front pocket.
I believe this happened only because my father would get on me about keeping my cash folded in my front pocket instead of my wallet. "You're going to lose it" he would always say. Now it's a lesson learned
dralcax: What happened to it?
crackabeerandmoveon: Cocain... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1388262865 | 1388282744 | null | t5_2to41 | 440 | DudeManBr0: TIFU by forgetting to close the porn on my laptop.
TL;DR- father in law needed to use my laptop to install security camera software while I was at work, opened laptop and got a face full o' pornography
So I had asked my wife for a wireless security camera for Christmas so that we could keep an eye on our h... | 5 | 88 | |
1388263681 | 1388309395 | null | t5_2to41 | 88 | nobraincellsleft: TIFU Partied a little too hard.. Now I have an infected swollen testicle and a partially paralyzed hand.
So, long story (my last post) short I did a lot of drugs last week. I've been cool for like a week but I'm seriously fucked up as a result of it. My right hand is weak and un coordinated. I can't... | 4 | 22 | |
1388266605 | 1388288225 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jasondazombie: TIFU by laughing
I and my family was eating lunch together and I was drinking Pepsi and
My grandmother, let's call her Nonnie was with us at the time(Note: Slightly senile, Ok, senile). Then, Nonnie started pouring Pepsi into her
soup. We shit bricks laughing and I had a lot of Pepsi in my mouth and it ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1388281582 | 1388346507 | null | t5_2to41 | 123 | toadstule: Tifu by dumping junk in the wrong car
Today I set out to get a bucket of rusty keys from the local scrap yard. I acquired the keys, but the attendant wanted me to bring the bucket back. So I dumped the contents out into the trunk of my Subaru. Out came a dusty, rusty, dirty pile of old keys and a rusty kitch... | 10 | 12.3 | |
1388289152 | 1388474246 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | rocky1rocky2: TIFU when me and a friend went to Deny's and ate a lot, got home and trusted a fart...
and I didn't shit myself, but my stomach felt incredibly bad and I got the Hershey® Squirts™. I still feel a little on edge,
tl;dr: Don't reset the counter.
[deleted]: I've never understood how people act like eating "... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1388290451 | 1388290717 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | momomolemons: TIFU by shitting. Actually.
So tonight my friend was having a nice LAN party, which for those of you don't know is a bunch of friends hanging out, except they all bringing gaming consoles and play on the same internet. Doesn't sound impressive, but is actually pretty fun, even if it is a little bit nerdy.... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1388293232 | 1388299707 | null | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: Today I fucked up by shitting my pants when farting.
So I've been overindulging over the Christmas period, and Needless to say, it has caused havoc with my digestive system.
I was working on the tills, when I felt myself becoming bloated and uncomfortable. It was inevitable... I was going to have to sneak... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1388318150 | 1388379718 | null | t5_2to41 | 410 | haibane: TIFU by ordering from possible scam website
Today I was looking for a computer charger and ordered it from the random website which came up in google search. Moments later, I started to realise something was wrong as the name of the seller was in Chinese, emails about my order came from a few different email a... | 9 | 45.555556 | |
1388329353 | 1388423599 | null | t5_2to41 | 301 | NaplesBaitMan: TIFU by having to poop
I'm a truck driver. Not the big eighteen wheelers you see but nonetheless a rather large delivery truck. I have a set route every day with little to no variation and being someone with bowels designed by Satan himself, I kept track of where the cleanest, nicest bathrooms are on my ... | 8 | 37.625 | |
1388346155 | 1388521191 | null | t5_2to41 | 409 | karmajuney: TIFU by blasting "3 way" in a nursing home...
Alright so I'm on vacation in florida and I'm staying in my uncles apartment which coincidentally is right next to a nursing home. I just got this new bluetooth speaker and I'm psyched to try it out. So I get everything set up, I go on my phone and click the nea... | 5 | 81.8 | |
1388354348 | 1388358618 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | Crimson88: TIFU by wishing merry x-mas.
I woke up late then went downstairs and I noticed one of my cousins was outside smoking, I said hi, wished him a merry x-mas and hugged him; then I asked him "Where is your wife", he looked at me funny and said "...What?" then I raised my voice a little and said "(Wife's name), w... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1388359073 | 1388374174 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | busterbluth34: TIFU by getting scammed with a cab fee
So I am traveling from Istanbul to Sofia by bus yesterday and the journey was quite long. I get to the bus station and feel too lazy to take public transport, so I hop in a cab after a guy asks if I need one. First clue of con. My host had warned me that the price w... | 3 | 13 | |
1388365859 | 1388968434 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,490 | shamefulthroway123: TIFU by accidentally stabbing my friend with a kitchen knife
theangus: If OP doesn't deliver soon, lets just assume he REALLY TIFU'd and killed his friend.
EhEmWhy: Really? Why would you even say that right now!
[deleted]: Because by the sounds of it there's a possibility...
EhEmWhy: Yeah I just m... | 10 | 149 | |
1388372294 | 1388446315 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | Ninja_Philip: TIFU by burning my dick
Today was chili day. My mother had prepared a huge pot of chili. The family doesn't like spicy in it, however, I do. I had a Trinidad Scorpion Moruga and a couple ghost chilies. I cut up the moruga and put it in a bowl, and for my next bowl decided to put in a ghost chili. It was g... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1388373115 | 1388437258 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | monthlyduck: TIFU by eating gummies
When I wen't over to my friends apartment to do a project, i went over to his kitchen thingy to mooch off some food. I open some cabinets and find some gummies in a bag and start eating them after finishing the large bag of gummies i started to feel like my stomach was about to explo... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1388361591 | 1388537044 | null | t5_2to41 | 93 | Roboticantics: TIFU by dropping the F bomb in a church.
So there I was, at a gathering with family members, and other grown folk. I'm the family member people don't know exist; I moved away after graduation and only come home for dire situations. I'm 25 years' old and my parent's still frown upon swearing in front of t... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1388374209 | 1388648963 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | ThinGestures: TIFU by mistaking the GBR flag for the confederate flag.. in front of my very British boss.
He wanted to show me something on his computer and his background was the GBR flag and I mistook it for the confederate flag.
He was very offended. And it was painfully awkward while he showed me the video.
TurdD... | 3 | 7 | |
1388376091 | 1388431921 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Americandesserts: TIFU by shitting in a favorite childhood spot
Actually, several months ago I fucked up. This is how it all went down.
Over the summer, I was suffering from a pretty bad bout of constipation. Having tried everything else, I put on my shorts, tank top and sneakers and decided I'd go for a nice long run... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1388377251 | 1388429170 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | ohshitidunfuckedup: TIFU by leaving a phone in my office
So a little bit of backstory:
I'm 16 by the way.
I am a gamer so naturally I have some servers running in my office. I'm only at this house every other month so I need to be able to monitor some servers that I have in the office. I'm also a cheap person so m... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1388376609 | 1388381240 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my cigarette out on my propane tank
So when have this propane tank behind our house that heats our home, and i just started smoking and I'm in my back yard and just finished my cigarette and not thinking put it out on the propane tank, right after it was out i noticed what I had just done, an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1388380863 | 1388501920 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by learning my brother's shower habits
I am horrified. Just now, I had a conversation with my brother, who is nineteen. We were making chitchat when the conversation shifted to shower habits. He told me that up until a little while ago, he didn't know he was supposed to soap his crotch. He just splashed... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1388399983 | 1388422578 | null | t5_2to41 | 52 | Maberu-chan: TIFU by getting accused of stealing a car...
Alright, keep in mind that my family and I are Hispanic. We live in a middle class all white neighborhood. So we were at blockbuster (tragic, I know), we get out of the car and go to rent our movie. Little did we know, some idiot had the same car as us, parked i... | 4 | 13 | |
1388416187 | 1388420842 | null | t5_2to41 | 93 | JestinMask: TIFU By being ill
This happened just now, It's just passed Christmas, and for the past 5 years I've been ill between new years and Christmas eve. Anyway, one day until the 31st and I would have gotten away from it, but noooo, this year has been to good for me for it to keep going, first girlfriend, first ki... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1388410181 | 1388529591 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,010 | 420blazeshit: TIFU by spending €30 on porn
So I'm on holidays in Germany and there was nobody else home so I figured it'd be good to knock one out. I assumed I was connected to the WiFi so I loaded up a video and started going at it. The video cut out about half way through and I couldn't get my connection back. It was... | 10 | 101 | |
1388426146 | 1388466686 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk with my roomate/roomate's girlfriend
It's hard to explain and my memory is missing parts as I was very very drunk... So, I live with my friend, we will call him Bill , and his girlfriend, who we will call Jill. I am 25, she is 20, and Bill is 26. I moved in with them a few months ago si... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1388422904 | 1388634832 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: AboutAYearAgoIFU by showing an apple employee my child porn stash that I forgot I had.
First let me explain what I mean by CP. Not the 68 year old man with a seven four year old girls in the basement kind, but the two underage kids sexing each other kind. I was in a relationship, we were both nearly 16 at th... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1388446231 | 1388561087 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | emqbmx: TIFU: TYAMUFU (Twelve Years Ago My Uncle Fucked Up) And made the first 9/11 joke
So my uncle had been trying to get a company to pick up his idea for an airline company that he and a bunch of other people had an idea for. So he was pitching the idea to a bunch of higher ups in a company. The meeting was in the ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1388456042 | 1388470644 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,701 | radioactivecelery: TIFU by demonstrating my flexibility
I was with some friends at the tail end of a night of Fireball shots when the guy I kind of like asked me to "do something sexy". He was pretty gone and so was I. I decided to show off my ability to do a complete backbend from a standing position. Halfway down, it... | 11 | 154.636364 | |
1388450358 | 1388707236 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | naughtybro: TIFU by accidently leaving my bag of naughty things where my sister found it
I'm (30yo male) in the process of moving, and one of my sisters (15yo) kindly offered to help with the cleaning. I had left a bag full of my secret things in a closet intending to move it later, and she found it.
This bag contains... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1388460561 | 1388466540 | null | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU and slept next to my aunt.
so I went to my aunt's house and all is well, making cookies and watching banned cartoons from way back. This goes on for a few hours until she decides to go to sleep. I stay up watching The Vicious kind and then decide to go to sleep. I went to the guest bedroom where i usual... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1388461802 | 1388483234 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | amplebooty: TIFU by pissing myself
It's around 9am at night and all my family are in bed or at work, perfect! House to myself. I decide to light a huge blunt in my room and just enjoy some kinks tunes. I invite a few friends round to partake when i feel the sudden urge to take a piss.
So i go outside and unleash a wh... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1388454868 | 1388464610 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | 13loki: TIFU by drinking Robitussin
The New Year is coming and I came down with the colds which really sucks since I can't enjoy the usual festivities (food, beer, and whatnot) and I can't even train. So I wake up this morning with a very bad cough, that phlegm just won't go out! I have my breakfast, some Vitamin C tab... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1388470359 | 1388472758 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Today, I fucked up. I lost my best friend, and my dreams.
Well reddit. Today I fucked up. I lost my best friend, my girl friend. My dreams. Everything.
I cheated on her a couple of months ago. I told her today. I fucked up. I put my greed before my love. I will suffer eternally. It's going to be -45°C soon... | 3 | 1 | |
1388466712 | 1388543607 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by sidekicking my brother in the gut
I admit, I'm no Anderson Silva, but the damage I did today left me cringing and sorry. My brother recently broke his pelvis bone with the added detriment of a infected cyst where his back meets the butt. I was simply practicing my muay thai with the music blaring in ... | 4 | 11 | |
1388507375 | 1388548553 | null | t5_2to41 | 167 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing too hard
So here I am taking my morning shit browsing reddit when I feel a bit left that's gonna take some effort. I make a go for one last big push before I give in and leave it for later so that I can shower and get to work on time.
And then the fucking floodgates open. As I'm staring at ... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1388520902 | 1388591450 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | HAL__Over__9000: TIFU by not completing a college apllication
So I was applying to MIT, and while I'm smart I'm not the best at seeing everything and can be absent minded. So I just realized that I haven't completed the requited SAT subject tests. It cost $80 to apply to MIT and I have spent hours on the many essays r... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1388521520 | 1388551255 | null | t5_2to41 | 463 | Ouijynn: TIFU by using the rear window defroster.
Technically yesterday but whatever. So I got up to go to work on a frigid wisconsin morning, yesterday being particularly brutal. Go out and start the car. Do all the normal cold winter climate stuff, defroster, scrape the windows, let the car warm up. Went through my r... | 11 | 42.090909 | |
1388529689 | 1388706513 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Terran_Sovereignty: TIFU by playing with broken glass
I dropped a glass measuring cup on on the ground and it shattered. I cleaned it all up and I noticed one of the pieces had a large sharp edge to it. Naturally, I started cutting things with it, seeing how sharp it was, and it worked very well. Anyway, I was cutting ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1388536845 | 1388538214 | t3_1u4nuz | t5_2to41 | 59 | TheWierdSide: Presenting the first fuck up of 2014...... TIFU by ruining new years dinner.
Today me, my Mom and my aunt spent the whole day in the kitchen preparing dinner. We started at 11am and finished at 11pm. The table was set, our family arrived and we were gonna have a traditional family meal as the clock struck... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1388537877 | 1388557063 | t3_1u4p53 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: ITFU by rolling my friends four wheeler...
I was riding up to open my friends front gate (he lives on a fairly large ranch) and I was pulling up and I hit a rock. The four wheeler tarted to roll. I jumped and right after, it began to roll.
Luckily I only hurt my arm and got a few scrapes and bruises, the f... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1388535287 | 1388610986 | t3_1u4lx5 | t5_2to41 | 1,481 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing the internet over sleep
For the past two weeks I've been going to bed around 1:30 - 2:00 am every night and waking up to work at 5. Today I felt especially tired so I decided I'd take a quick nap when I got home before heading out to the New Year's Eve celebrations.
I get home and decide to... | 9 | 164.555556 | |
1388546239 | 1388617442 | t3_1u4ye0 | t5_2to41 | 784 | [deleted]: TIFU by pleasuring myself.
So to begin, my wife just gave birth to our first child on Thursday. As such, since the rigors of childbirth created an apocalypse on her vagina, I haven't gotten any since the day she went into labor. Now, normally in the absence of getting any, I would just browse xhamster or som... | 9 | 87.111111 | |
1388545662 | 1388577169 | t3_1u4xus | t5_2to41 | 19 | trevonator126: TIFU By using hoverzoom.
This is pretty short, especially compared to how long these posts usually are, but I want to share my fuck-up. This just happened about ten minutes ago. I was helping my stepdad and his friend measure the wall because we want to swap places for the entertainment center and the of... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1388556697 | 1388598138 | t3_1u5805 | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my car running while I ran into the store.
Never again will I leave my car running and get out of it, even if I am getting out of it for just 30 seconds. I did that 2 hours ago at a convenience store where the parking spot I was in was 10 feet from the counter. There was a guy outside minding... | 4 | 22 | |
1388584454 | 1388632966 | t3_1u5ogt | t5_2to41 | 1,561 | [deleted]: TIFU by not waking my wife up for new years.
So she fell asleep after starting to watch 3:10 to Yuma (one if my favorite movies but she hates almost everything I watch) with me at about 9:30 pm. Our son who is 5 is upstairs watching cartoons and playing his Nintendo 3ds he got for Christmas. I assumed he had... | 10 | 156.1 | |
1388586717 | 1388618041 | t3_1u5pxq | t5_2to41 | 111 | Windycitypoet: TIFU by lying to get a day off at work
So I had a high anxiety attack (always been like this for me, I take medication for it) after having worked 4 shifts in a row, all 12 hours. I was scheduled for the next day and it was 1am, I hadn't slept yet and couldn't calm down. I knew I needed a day off but was... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1388599252 | 1388611000 | t3_1u61zx | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: Does anyone know why there isn't a FUOTY this time?
It was there last year. Any reason why it didn't happen now?
lostdeceiver: Mods are too busy or something.
Riffler: Or they fucked up.
[deleted]: Maybe they forgot?
Cougs67: Forgetting is a fuck up
[deleted]: Especially when it's such a prestigious award th... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1388598668 | 1388643520 | t3_1u619a | t5_2to41 | 1,389 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking the wrong time and place...
(Actually happened just before Christmas) So I'm at my family's cottage along with close to twenty other family members. Can't sleep, want to fap to help tempt slumber, but there's fam sleeping in almost every room. BUT, my brother went into town to visit an old... | 10 | 138.9 | |
1388613347 | 1388633849 | t3_1u6l93 | t5_2to41 | 6 | NYEstupidity: TIFU (actually last night) by going to 3rd base with a sketchy stoner dude.
I'm 17. My parents are out of town so last night I had a small party at my house. We had champagne and vodka. So that's already rather stupid. But of course I couldn't stop there. My friend's boyfriend brought his 20 year old ston... | 3 | 2 | |
1388622014 | 1388804638 | t3_1u6wvd | t5_2to41 | 253 | JustCallMeCally: TIFU by destroying a girls confidence
So i was at a party with a bunch of friends. Most of whom are girls and with a couple of dudes. we were all in the living room watching tv but not really listening and just generally having a good time. all was good. Until one of the girls struck up a conversation ... | 6 | 42.166667 | |
1388626624 | 1388806111 | t3_1u7348 | t5_2to41 | 11 | AuctionSniper: TIFU by deleting the wrong account
Actually, it was a few minutes ago. I was trying to fix my aunt's computer because it automatically logged off when you signed on. After figuring out/solving the problem (which took an hour), I made a new account (the new account had the same name as the old account, ex... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1388630562 | 1388706946 | t3_1u78im | t5_2to41 | 87 | poopiedoo7: TIFU by internet stalking a guy I like and then accidentally telling him about it
I recently met this dude online, met up in person and had a great time. A sexy great time! Anyways...due to natural curiosity and living in the digital age, I decided to do a little google search and further check him out. Tur... | 8 | 10.875 | |
1388631740 | 1388854419 | t3_1u7a4q | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: UPDATE: TIFU by applying too much pressure to my butt bandages
Previous thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1u39zd/tifu_by_not_realizing_how_big_my_butt_got/
image of my butt from yesterday's post:
http://i.imgur.com/VfkRybJ.jpg
I guess I fell asleep on my side, and the bandages have also done da... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1388644416 | 1388707516 | t3_1u7p9g | t5_2to41 | 2,961 | ZipZapYow: TIFU by being a cheap, horny motherfucker. NSFW
EDIT: I am a 19 yr/o chick If anyone's confused.
So here's the story:
(Tonight) I fucked up. So as of this past week, it seemed that the gods bestowed unto me the gift/curse of having the libido of a 14 year old boy ogling at fake Emma Watson nudes. Normally,... | 12 | 246.75 | |
1388645416 | 1388666559 | t3_1u7q99 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by possibly getting my gf pregnant our first time
Actually this past weekend, but whatever. Our first time having sex for both of us was last weekend, no condom. I have good control, I never came inside her. However, we had sex three seperate times within 2 hours. Never with a condom. Didn't think anyth... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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