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1390091585 | 1390182183 | t3_1vk5wl | t5_2to41 | 2 | handsomebutinsane: TIFU by shitting in my favorite pair of pants.
This story is a couple years old now but I remember it like it was last night--one summer, my buddy and I were living on his grandparents' property, which was an apple orchard we both worked on.
One night we got drunk and I woke up in a state of badly ... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1390104456 | 1390105380 | t3_1vklnf | t5_2to41 | 4 | disenchanted_youth: TIFU by breaking the rules
IRideVelociraptors:
Hi disenchanted_youth, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *"TIFU by breaking the rules"* has been removed because there is a lack of context. Please resubmit with context surrounding the story.
We apologize for the i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1390103645 | 1390212103 | t3_1vkkq8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | mysecretnsfwacct: TIFU by being to greedy
Basically I was tired of low quality porn. So I turned to my trusty friend the pirate bay! Torrented Performers of the year 2014 and ended up watching something else. I didn't even end up watching it! Well fast forward and I get a text from my landlord "Do you know what perform... | 6 | 3 | |
1390137793 | 1390534606 | t3_1vlaze | t5_2to41 | 1,279 | BongZblitzer: TIFU by loving my girlfriend.
So it was about 8pm last night and I decided to head to bed and spend some quality time with my girlfriend. She was laying there playing on her phone. she was in the fetal position with her back to me. I knelt down and started rubbing her back and neck. She was complaining of... | 24 | 53.291667 | |
1390149262 | 1390158248 | t3_1vllix | t5_2to41 | 54 | Starguy310: TIFU by carrying a Zippo into the toilet.
So I was home smoking a cigarette when the urge to take a shit came in. I was wearing a zipped hoodie with the frontal pockets.
I just put my beloved Zippo in the right pocket of my hoodie and proceed to take a dump. A few months prior, I read on /r/lifehacks tha... | 6 | 9 | |
1390168664 | 1390334218 | t3_1vmdc2 | t5_2to41 | 48 | gyanos422: TIFU by forcing a shit.
So this morning I woke feeling like I had to take a mean shit. I sat down to unleash the dogs of war and there wasn't much coming out. So I thought maybe I just need to give it a little help, so I pushed. Well it wasn't happening so I went to wipe and felt a pain that can only be desc... | 3 | 16 | |
1390164566 | 1390244333 | t3_1vm78z | t5_2to41 | 18 | zer0t3ch: TIFU by speeding (x-post from FML)
This happened about 2.5 months ago, but here it is.
I want to preface this with EVERYONE WAS OK, and I was COMPLETELY SOBER. I had 4 passengers, and everyone had a working seatbelt available to them, although I found out after the fact that one person chose not to wear hers... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1390180060 | 1390182347 | t3_1vmuc6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ImPlayingTheSims: TIFU by getting drunk and rampaging around facebook
iposewithseals: Screenshots plox
ImPlayingTheSims: Oh its nothing too much. I just posted tons of youtube music videos of songs people already know I love. I posted some long rant and messaged an ex too
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1390180702 | 1390282141 | t3_1vmva6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | TIFU73: TIFU by sleeping with my Sister's Half-Sister (No Relation)
My half-sister's half-sister came into town to meet my half-sister for the first time ever, as she lived across the nation before finding out she had a half-sister. We hit it off, flirting with one another, me not fully realizing what I was doing. She ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1390191004 | 1390253158 | t3_1vn9a4 | t5_2to41 | 1,703 | pornmoustache: TIFU by giving a guy a facial.
So I'm a dude and I like guys. I was with a particular guy I liked (let's name him Drew). I wasn't sure if he was gay or not so I never advanced on him. Now here we are smoking a couple of blunts and playing video games when Drew mentions he has another blunt so I go for it... | 14 | 121.642857 | |
1390192630 | 1390277013 | t3_1vnboa | t5_2to41 | 46 | mak3sh1ft: TIFU by getting recognized on a camgirl/boy website.
I recently started using a website where I masturbate on webcam and get tipped. I was kind of drunk while doing it this time however and I was showing my face more than usual. After about an hour, I was one of the top cams in the male section. Everything w... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1390191916 | 1390202436 | t3_1vnany | t5_2to41 | 180 | bankergoesrawrr: TIFU by making a girl decide to never have a career. Ever.
One of my clients once approached me going, "Bankergoesrawrr, I like you, you're a really smart woman working in finance. I wish my daughter is more like you. She's too spoiled and just wants to marry a rich guy who'll keep spoiling her. I want... | 6 | 30 | |
1390205581 | 1390253568 | t3_1vnpxt | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting up-voted to the top of a sub-reddit
To start it all off this was 2 days ago but only now did I realise I fucked up. Seeing something interesting on Facebook I screenshotted it thinking Reddit might like it and I would get *tons* of karma haha... Being a complete noob with editing images, I co... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1390221027 | 1390249806 | t3_1vo1du | t5_2to41 | 1,731 | fartberg: TIFU by wearing a cum-covered shirt to a restaruant.
So I brought home a girl from a bar Saturday night and shagged her. It had been a few weeks since I busted a nut so I was pretty backed up. After I blew a massive load, I reached on the floor and grabbed my long sleeve t-shirt to clean up the skeet. I then ... | 15 | 115.4 | |
1390232884 | 1390251618 | t3_1voe1t | t5_2to41 | 162 | [deleted]: TIFU by responding to a booty call.
(fuck I forgot to mention that this is a repost! I thought this was relevant to this subreddit, so apologies if you've read this before!) TIFU with my best girl friend who I thought had no interest in me whatsoever. Boy, was I wrong.
She called me earlier, to see what I ... | 8 | 20.25 | |
1390238496 | 1390280143 | t3_1vomts | t5_2to41 | 155 | shrc91: TIFU by accidently punching my boss, dressed as a Gingerbread man.
Ok, so I work at a tennis club that hosts a whole bunch of events throughout the year. Today was some kids sixth birthday party so we had about 50 kids running around playing tennis and games etc.
We have a whole bunch of generic outfits that w... | 5 | 31 | |
1390207020 | 1390252682 | t3_1vnr54 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Icanhelpanonlawyer: TIFU by changing the oil.
I didn't look at the jug I was pouring into the car. The only reason I looked at it was because I thought it was flowing a bit too well for the outside temperature. It was coolant.
I poured about 2 quarts of coolant into my mom's car.
Three hours and several quarts of oil... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1390258199 | 1390366216 | t3_1vplov | t5_2to41 | 1,578 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my boyfriend after a surgery
This was last night but anyway:
Yesterday I went to my boyfriend's house to play some videogames and watch a movie with him and his friend. It doubled as a "feel better" visit because he just got his wisdom teeth taken out out the day before.
So after dinner (t... | 19 | 83.052632 | |
1390245165 | 1390270853 | t3_1voyj7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | SMUT_ADDICT: TIFU By shattering glass everywhere.
I hate electric stoves, I only realize I turned on the wrong burner when it's too late. I left my glass measuring cup on the bottom burner and accidentally turned it on instead of the top burner. I went to fill my measuring cup only to be met to the shattering of glass.... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1390265645 | 1390408613 | t3_1vpyah | t5_2to41 | 3 | DiscordiaHel: TIFU by returning to the bad habit of cutting
So let me begin with the fact that I've been depressed the vast majority of my life. I am on medication and I have a wonderful therapist, not to mention a fantastic husband all of which usually keep me 'safe'. I started feeling really down (we are low on money... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1390266257 | 1390268752 | t3_1vpzcv | t5_2to41 | 9 | Taco_Turian: TIFU by running a red light
I'm pretty sure I ran it.
You see, I'm a new driver, I got my license less than 3 months ago. I was approaching a busy intersection and I sorta blanked out for a second. I saw that the space was empty in front of me and assumed that I could go. I *think* that the light was yell... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1390269289 | 1390327934 | t3_1vq49o | t5_2to41 | 23 | Kay_Ruth: TIFU by letting my friend use my toilet before we left.
My friend Amanda needed a ride to a job interview just outside the city today, so I offered to take her. She came by my place in the morning and after hanging out a little bit she quietly went to my bathroom. IT didnt even register and I got ready for t... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1390272628 | 1390327629 | t3_1vq9q0 | t5_2to41 | 85 | weberofling: TIFU by not blowing my nose in the morning.
So for a few weeks now I've been blowing my nose in the morning because I've been getting a lot of crusty boogers. Yeah, gross, but whatever. Today, however, I felt like my nose was pretty clear. So I assumed nothing was really up there so I didn't bother. I'm su... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1390274372 | 1390338242 | t3_1vqcki | t5_2to41 | 142 | stupidbandguy__: TIFU by helping my sister exercise
I was showing my little sister how to use her new resistance band tonight. I put one foot on it and stood up, pulling the handles back. Unfortunately, I pulled a little too hard and it slipped right out from under my foot, rocketing straight into my crotch.
I immedia... | 7 | 20.285714 | |
1390278488 | 1390411556 | t3_1vqj1k | t5_2to41 | 6 | butterfist: TIFU by punching butter
I'm a teenager. I'm obviously going to have mood swings. But today, shit got crazy yo.
So, my mom likes to make shitty Chinese food for dinner... a lot. Hey, I eat it, I don't complain because I'm not the one making the dinner. Today she made a generic chicken dinner with this sauce... | 3 | 2 | |
1390280210 | 1390493587 | t3_1vqlhw | t5_2to41 | 150 | Sasquatch5: TIFU by getting high and missing a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So yesterday I walked down to Jericho Beach with a couple of friends, and we got high off our collective ass.
We're walking along the sidewalk and up comes a group of (19 y/o) guys and gals, I'd say about 7 of them total. One girl points at ... | 5 | 30 | |
1390274950 | 1390690370 | t3_1vqdhs | t5_2to41 | 17 | ydoowoody: TIFU by installing a new gauge bezel in my car.
So, I have a 1966 mustang that was gifted to me by my great uncle about 6 years ago. My dad and I have been restoring it for the past couple years and it just became more "my project" as of lately. I also ordered a bunch of parts for Christmas and have started ... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1390287933 | 1390389502 | t3_1vquov | t5_2to41 | 43 | spirit_of_vengeance: TIFU by farting on my girlfriend's leg
So it was past 19:00 and we just finished dinner. The food contained parts of eggs potatoes and beans. We had black sesame ice-cream for desert.
We really like to cuddle and as a dude i really enjoy a womans warmth in the night hours. We started to lay down om... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1390294123 | 1390358920 | t3_1vqzxr | t5_2to41 | 34 | Teddy_Raptor: TIFU by falling asleep at a stoplight during rush hour traffic
This happened a few months ago.
I'm driving home after a long day. I'm so tired that I'm physically having trouble keeping my eyes open, but I had about five minutes left so I thought I was going to be fine. I had my music turned up all the w... | 17 | 2 | |
1390293548 | 1390437030 | t3_1vqzic | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping my teachers hair
Hello reddit,
so as the title says I ripped my teachers hair. It was a normal school day, I was having one of my classes as usually. The teacher called me for an oral exam in front of the class. When i was walking towards the blackboard, I slipped on a wet spot and while fall... | 5 | 26.8 | |
1390311397 | 1390360931 | t3_1vrd50 | t5_2to41 | 109 | GeneralSilence: TIFU by unloading the dish washer.
I was unloading the dish washer while watching tv. I was pretty distracted and was just randomly reaching down, picking up silverware without taking eyes off the tv. I reached down and felt a sharp stabing pain in my thumb. I looked down and one of the prongs of a fork... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1390311528 | 1390341273 | t3_1vrd9d | t5_2to41 | 587 | hehyih: TIFU by hiding my money in a safe place
Ive always wondered if Id ever had a story that would warrent a TIFU post, today is that day. So im a musician and one of the things I do a lot of is street playing with my cello. Last year, I saved every tip that I made and kept it in a giant pretzel jar in wads of 100s.... | 13 | 45.153846 | |
1390308793 | 1390344799 | t3_1vrape | t5_2to41 | 1,046 | ModernVamp: TIFU by pranking my neighbour and almost getting arrested.
Reddit, today I fucked up. Majorly.
You see, my neighbourhood is pretty conservative (for context, I live in Australia). We know each other well enough to say hi and nod, but we're nowhere near street parties/BBQs level. Hell, I don't even know mo... | 10 | 104.6 | |
1390323415 | 1390500430 | t3_1vrteq | t5_2to41 | 329 | The-Bees-Trees: TIFU By being horny on snapchat.
So this just happened. I was dirty talking the GF by texting since she is in class. Probably not the smartest idea. She asked for a picture and I obliged by using snapchat. This is where things go bad. In my haste to send the picture i added it to my snapchat story for a... | 18 | 18.277778 | |
1390323375 | 1390332531 | t3_1vrtcb | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking my own dick.
So, um. I don't know how to tell this story.
I got really bored one day with my normal masturbation routine. Now, being as I'm rather flexible and I have a rather large dick, I decided, "What the heck?" I had talked to some of my friends who are girls who said it really wasn't t... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1390333196 | 1390367587 | t3_1vsaa8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | laofoo: TIFU by "Young Eli"
I've decided to start sharing the stories of my little brother Eli. He loves saying that he's an adult, he just turned 18. Hopefully this is the right place to post these, if not, a point in the right direction would be nice.
*Be Eli, age 18
*borrow brother's car to go pay unpaid tick... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1390344599 | 1390416531 | t3_1vsu1h | t5_2to41 | 46 | DatThrowaway2299: TIFU by getting high.
This happened a few months ago, but I didn't know about this subreddit until recently. Here we go.
A few months back I was just getting off a double shift at work when my mother informed via text that she would be gone for the night and My sister would also be gone at her boyfr... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1390347315 | 1390421738 | t3_1vsyni | t5_2to41 | 118 | Rager133: TIFU by masturbating between phone calls
I was chatting with my friend on the phone when after about 30 minutes of talking she said that she had to go do homework so we hung up but she said that she would call me back when she is done. After another 30 minutes I figured that maybe it would take a while for he... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1390348373 | 1390353590 | t3_1vt0fz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend i like them more then a friend
Im 16 and male she is same but female
* (Background, you dont have to read but just for some context)we have been friends for some time and then it gt complicated we became more then friends almost immidietly it got out of control and then we hated eac... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1390348268 | 1390367575 | t3_1vt09u | t5_2to41 | 479 | JROBiGMONEY: TIFU by opening Google Docs for a presentation. (NSFW?)
I'm a HS junior in a college class with about 36 of my high school peers, and so this week we have speeches on books of our choice. Accompanying our lovely speeches we must have a one page slide show with the authors' book and photo. Lovely, get right... | 7 | 68.428571 | |
1390357738 | 1390502427 | t3_1vtfxa | t5_2to41 | 24 | X-KHk1ng-X: TIFU by super gluing my fingers together
Today a few of my friends and I decided to play a game of wrap-up football. this is no big deal because we do this often. I make a play, get wrapped up and stop. But, unexpectedly, a flying spaz appears and jumps directly onto my face, breaking my glasses in the proc... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1390359645 | 1391116952 | t3_1vtizr | t5_2to41 | 3,056 | kaatie: TIFU by buying lingerie to surprise my boyfriend.
My boyfriend's birthday is next month, and hot-diggidy I'd really love to look smokin' for him to celebrate that shit. Went to Victoria's Secret, found a perfect corset with garters, lacey nonsense, the whole nine yards. Feels amazing. Let's buy this thing. Alas... | 14 | 218.285714 | |
1390361716 | 1390362424 | t3_1vtmez | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU (similar to another post) by not understanding how snap chat works
So this just happened 15-30 minutes ago. I went to /r/dirtysnapchats and got the snapchat username of a girl, I sent her a non explicit picture just double checking and then i get a picture of her doing the sexy stuff, I take a picture o... | 3 | 12 | |
1390359178 | 1390501651 | t3_1vti8r | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by slightly moving my brother's speaker
So, I did something stupid today.
We're waiting for our niece and nephew to come home, and we have a small pointless argument about "who should go unlock the door."
I told him that if he didn't do it, I would move something in his room. I did just that. I slight... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1390356655 | 1390390190 | t3_1vte4f | t5_2to41 | 47 | siberianmgmt: TIFU by loosing my brand new 3,200 dollar guitar
So I play jazz guitar and am seeing this as a career opportunity, and I've been saving a lot, selling my guitars, other stuff and working to get this new [guitar](http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/ES/Gibson-Memphis/ES-335-Dot-Figured-Gloss.as... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1390372357 | 1390449512 | t3_1vu0x2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | HandOfBl00d: TIFU by making dragon eggs
Oh my god I have made a huge mistake. I made armadillo and dragon eggs for dinner (http://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/1vcym4/scotch_eggs_armadillo_eggs_and_dragon_eggs/ if you aren't familiar with it). It was pretty good, overall satisfied, but holy shit I totally forgot ab... | 3 | 4 | |
1390383623 | 1390420639 | t3_1vua37 | t5_2to41 | 190 | AkatsukiXeno: TIFU by bringing in my gaming laptop to school for a presentation instead of my school laptop
I am generally a smart man. I keep all my porn hidden away in a maze of folders, and my browser history normally stays pretty clean, just in case.
but oh boy here's the kicker
My crappy school laptop was dead, ... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1390368749 | 1390445152 | t3_1vtwne | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my friend my gay porn collection.
I recently built a new computer and was super proud of my accomplishment. First things first, I downloaded my entire gay porn stash onto my computer, and left it as is under pictures, not hidden or anything. Later today my friend came over. My de... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1390397306 | 1390425209 | t3_1vuk4o | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: Tifu in a hot spring
Well I didn't fuck up today but I did when I was 10, real hard. So I'm on a trip heading to a hot spring in Japan, aka a place where men and women separate into two different large bathing areas, completely nude because hey, they are A okay with it.
By this point you may be gathering id... | 4 | 8 | |
1390404399 | 1390407297 | t3_1vuszq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU thanks to Macklemore
ThatsNotGucci: ... How did she react to that?
That's... Pretty bad.
stln00b: She's unhappy with me, but she knows me well enough to know that it wasn't said to be mean. So we'll be fine...eventually. :-/
| 3 | 1 | |
1390416200 | 1390431404 | t3_1vvcex | t5_2to41 | 52 | Saikoqi: TIFU by taking DXM
So I went out this afternoon to smoke a couple blunts and chill for a while. Me and my friend had been wanting to try dxm for a long time now and we thought this were the perfect opportunity as I had some in my bag from the doctors visit a couple weeks ago. Anyways we both did quite a lot an... | 4 | 13 | |
1390423288 | 1390555985 | t3_1vvpho | t5_2to41 | 761 | best2ndaccountever: TIFU by posting secret content on Reddit.
Using my throwaway for a very good reason.
I can't tell you any details but I think you will get the picture.
I got informations about a product that comes out in sometime in the next few months and I was very excited because I already have it. I was tol... | 14 | 54.357143 | |
1390426076 | 1390431704 | t3_1vvun3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | uncledangerdick: TIFU by conjuring the Dark Lord Gmormok, eater of worlds
Goldgemknight: You done fucked up.
Jiveturtle: AAron.
Now get your ass down to O'Shaq Hennessy's office.
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1390431531 | 1390487061 | t3_1vw4i9 | t5_2to41 | 315 | ImPlayingTheSims: TIFU by getting drunk while staying with a kind friend
I am in a new city and an old highschool friend is letting me stay with him for a month while I get on my feet.
His girlfriend lives with him too. Its a small apartment. They are doing well for themselves I think.
Well, I'm beginning to understa... | 5 | 63 | |
1390424911 | 1390509184 | t3_1vvsh7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwawayjohnny45225: TIFU by not checking my foreskin
So I had a morning class and walked back to the dorms in the freezing ass cold. Feel the need to relieve my self so I sit down on the can and let it go, only I didn't realize that my wang had retreated from the cold leaving naught but a shriveled cone of foreskin. ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1390435126 | 1390435877 | t3_1vwaq0 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Penguin10125: TIFU by dropping lots of small things into lots of small glass shards
Never thought I'd be here on TIFU, I guess that's my karma for laughing at posts here before.
Some background: I work at a high-end gear manufacturing company as an intern. Everything they make is expensive, everything they buy is expe... | 5 | 11 | |
1390438959 | 1390496366 | t3_1vwh0k | t5_2to41 | 43 | usernamejkly: TIFU by waking up early
Obviously a throwaway, a little backstory is I have a terrible habit of sleeping through my alarm. Last month I slept through my alarm and missed 3 hours of work and numerous phone calls from my boss so he had someone come in and cover my shift.
Yesterday, I woke up early. I was ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1390443336 | 1390478780 | t3_1vwo3f | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by sabotaging my social life.
I am a lonely man...
I go around school basically every day, and it seems like I'm constantly surrounded by couples just holding hands, smiling at each other, laughing and just all around seeming like they are in ecstacy when they're with each other.
And every time I see ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1390444426 | 1390492204 | t3_1vwptk | t5_2to41 | 91 | footballmomthrowaway: TIFU by not locking the doors.
I. Am. Mortified.
My younger kids are in bed. 17 year old son was supposed to be out with friends for another hour or so.
I took a shower, shaved my legs, put on the good smelly stuff and waited on my husband to get home.
He got home, things were going as plann... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1390457063 | 1390517509 | t3_1vx8bc | t5_2to41 | 999 | Suck_Mah_Wang: TIFU By talking about PC gaming with my German penpal
So this month, our class all has penpals from another classroom in Germany. (I am in the U.S.), and we each received a list of things about the other person. My penpal was Jewish, liked sports, and seemed seemed to be **very** into PC gaming, which I ... | 15 | 66.6 | |
1390456032 | 1390532301 | t3_1vx70x | t5_2to41 | 217 | ThrowAwayMyAccounts: TIFU by send a friend the wrong message. (NSFW)
I was spectating a Garry's Mod server that I am an administrator on. While I was watching the players murder each other, a friend of mine starting flirting with me on the IM system on steam. After a few minutes of flirt, the messages turn really sexua... | 6 | 36.166667 | |
1390450540 | 1390496148 | t3_1vwzh3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | bargainmusic: TIFU by trying to be friendly and strike up a conversation
So a lady came into where I work today and said she had never been in our shop before. So I was being friendly and tried to start up a conversation with her. I noticed she was wearing scrubs (I could only see the bottoms of her pant legs) so I sai... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1390458542 | 1390532710 | t3_1vxa0z | t5_2to41 | 13 | yousefk: TIFU by dropping the metal toilet paper holder rod into the toilet.
Because most people have a different type of toilet paper holder, I will preface this with a diagram of my toilet paper holder: http://imgur.com/NdwVVML
The rod is the part that the toilet paper slides onto.
The holder is the two arms.
So... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1390473100 | 1390499399 | t3_1vxlol | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a prospective customer unprofessional
Had a scheduled call with someone I thought was my friend, who is management for one of my biggest customers. We will call him T. T's new boss, S, does not like my company and has taken business away from us in the past, in favor of giving it to one of ou... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1390492887 | 1390526227 | t3_1vy5yv | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bens_Dream: TIFU by losing my bank card
Long story, but here we go.
I was in a local shopping area and I needed to take some money out at the ATM.
Went to the ATM, got my money and receipt, put it in my wallet. I thought the machine had stolen my card, so I went to the bank near there and they told me it wasn't contr... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1390497461 | 1390810200 | t3_1vydjh | t5_2to41 | 18 | seeaway: TIFU by forgetting to get the girl's number.
This was actually yesterday.
After an exam a friend and I decided to go get lunch at a ramen shop with a really bad parking lot. We got to the lot and it looked full, except at the very end of the lot where there were two spots. It looked tight but my car would fi... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1390499087 | 1390613640 | t3_1vygah | t5_2to41 | 904 | Ipodduim: TIFU by accidentally opening mail that wasn't for me. (NSFW)
**Excuse me for my english, it is not my first language.**
About two weeks ago I ordered some products from a chinese webshop, which included some old school game controllers with USB so I could use them on my pc with emulators. I also ordered some... | 10 | 90.4 | |
1390509844 | 1390869545 | t3_1vyzb2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing how far I could go at the gym
I've been going to the gym for almost 3 months now and I'm very eager to make progress, me and my friend have been pushing ourselves as far as we can go every time and we're doing well but today I pushed myself too far.
I'd just been benching and my friend says t... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1390512476 | 1390577079 | t3_1vz44j | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping a boner in front of my friend.
Okay, I lied, it wasn't today, it was last week.
So my friend and I went on a trip to vegas last week. We stayed in the same hotel room because it's cheaper. One night, while we were talking about all the awesome things we saw, my mind drifted to memories of a... | 12 | 10.083333 | |
1390523684 | 1390534797 | t3_1vznmo | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU when my dark twisted past ruined my class presentation.
I'm a sophomore in high school, and in freshman year, my English teacher was a total fuck but in a good way. So I'd always screw around in his class. For a project, we had to make Pinterest accounts and pins for a presentation.
Being the piece of... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1390526563 | 1390533272 | t3_1vzs6n | t5_2to41 | 8 | NativeBrotha: TIFU by washing my hands in a hospital.
So I'm just a lurker here in TIFU but I guess today it was my turn so here I am to tell my tale. I work in the pharmacy at a hospital in a city here on the east cost. It's a good job, pays the bills and what I do keeps me pretty interested in my job. It's a pretty i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1390603454 | 1390787900 | t3_1w04tn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Eversist: > It didn't really sound like she'd unintentionally flashed
Gah, that's what I get for paraphrasing. You know what I meant.
Slabbo: Hehe yeah I know, I was just emphasizing that it was unintentional. :)
Eversist: My post:
>If I *unintentionally* flashed someone at work
Are you high? ;)
Slabbo: Well ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1390511911 | 1390572592 | t3_1vz32x | t5_2to41 | 12 | SirDigbyChknCaesar: TIFU by slamming my car into a light post in an empty parking lot.
I've owned a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution since June, 2009. This car is my baby and I've taken great care of it. There is not one door ding on the car despite driving it daily for almost 5 years. Anything under my control has alw... | 3 | 4 | |
1390551339 | 1390609815 | t3_1w0pcd | t5_2to41 | 95 | Slamma009: TIFU by failing my major in college
I guess it's not really a today I fucked up, but this semester I fucked up. My college messed up my credits last year and I had to take more courses then most other students, leading to some choices on what homework to do. I constantly checked my grade in my major... "80%?... | 5 | 19 | |
1390572754 | 1390675716 | t3_1w16hc | t5_2to41 | 325 | [deleted]: TIFU by going a bit to fast
Today my boss told me that i could go home at lunchtime, it is currently snowing and therefore the streets are wet and slippy. So i was driving home, like every other day, going about 80km/h, then in one bend i felt that i lost traction. When i realized that, it was already to lat... | 11 | 29.545455 | |
1390549869 | 1390808617 | t3_1w0o64 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TIFUthrown: TIFU with a bloody nose
So I went to the bars with a friend who had just turned 21 (yay right?) I get thoroughly wasted and had my fun. I helped my friends get back home as we were stumbling at 1 am.
I get on grindr and found a guy I met at the bar that was pretty cute and he invited me over to drink w... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1390591567 | 1390673148 | t3_1w20ae | t5_2to41 | 157 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting deep secrets to my friends while tripping on acid.
I was the only one tripping. It was a double dipped tab. My friends made sure to ask me very personal questions, knowing that I could not lie even if I tried. They sat pointing and laughing at me, making fun of me. They tried to scare me to... | 8 | 19.625 | |
1390588019 | 1390626145 | t3_1w1u8i | t5_2to41 | 1,135 | Patchoolible: TIFU by leaving all my coursework on the train.
So today, I'd been on an fine art trip to the British Museum doing some good ol' fashioned sketching. I'd been drawing in my sketchbook which I've been using solely since september, and it's 40% of my AS coursework, so it's the real deal.
On my last train c... | 8 | 141.875 | |
1390593770 | 1390787222 | t3_1w23y6 | t5_2to41 | 51 | ThraShErDDoS: TIFU by laughing through my nose
This is my first post to this sub. I am so embarrassed by what has happened. Literally the worst thing that has ever happened in my life.
Fuck. Here goes.
I work in a web development company as a web developer. One of the project managers called me over to her desk to br... | 3 | 17 | |
1390597049 | 1390629069 | t3_1w29op | t5_2to41 | 73 | 2oclockcrepes: TIFU by taking my school's fitness test
Greetings! Younger reddit browser here to share a story from a day or two ago.
Midterms were amongst us, and on this particular day I had my physical education course's exam. The exam was made up of three parts, all under a [pacing program]( https://www.youtube.co... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1390603985 | 1390805844 | t3_1w2lci | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by being desperate, and using hand lotion/soap as anal lube, after eating a spicy meal.
Basically, I was horny and in the mood for some anal play, and not having proper lube on me at the time I got a bottle of hand soap/lotion, squeezed some over all the necessary areas, and immediately began to feel th... | 11 | 5.545455 | |
1390615896 | 1390672697 | t3_1w32y1 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by awkwardly getting close and then running away from a girl I like
I walk into one of my university lobbies and find a seat open. As I get closer to the seat I see that a girl is sitting next to the seat. I don't think much of it. Now I move closer and am several footsteps away from the chair and I get... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1390618023 | 1390652045 | t3_1w35sn | t5_2to41 | 50 | OrkBjork: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I need to focus on school.
Hi.
Since the new semester started I've been going ham on all my homework. I spend pretty much all my time in between and after classes doing homework or studying.
See, last semester was my first semester of college, and I somehow managed to get a 4.0.... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1390628075 | 1390704188 | t3_1w3i5g | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwthrowthrowitup: TIFU by being polyamorous and having brain damage
Alternative (but much less interesting) title: TIFU by asking my husband’s friend if he’d like to make out with me.
I understand intellectually that most people differentiate affectionate relationships between friendly and sexual. They would never... | 4 | 2 | |
1390630853 | 1390682282 | t3_1w3l3j | t5_2to41 | 43 | expatscot: TIFU by misunderstanding the Mile High Club
So, for my class I have to do a project that I'm basing around paragliding.
We can get bonus credit for incorporating real life situations, text, etc. So, evidently, there is so much room for getting bonus credit here, right!?
Me, and my obviously intelligent b... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1390627008 | 1390676237 | t3_1w3gxg | t5_2to41 | 352 | Tonks_Whovian: TIFU by peeing in my boyfriend's bed
So I am a 20 year old female and I normally sleep at my boyfriend's apartment on the weekend.
Last night was not unlike many others before it, we hung out we made/ate dinner together just normal couply bullcrap.Earlier that night, us and some of our friends were play... | 6 | 58.666667 | |
1390624807 | 1390704612 | t3_1w3e98 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to clear my sinuses.
This one's short and sweet, as it just happened.
So, we have hardly anything left in the kitchen (don't get paid for a few days) and my sinuses have been congested. I don't have any sinus medication, or money to buy any.
I do, however, have an onion and some horseradish ... | 5 | 14 | |
1390623451 | 1390709102 | t3_1w3cll | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: TIFU at the hairdresser.
I asked that he cut it to about an inch, he understood cut about an inch. Being the sleep deprived idiot that I am, I only realized it after I paid. Not wanting to go back in and explain the misunderstanding, I went to another hairdresser who got it right.
Ended up paying $57 for a ... | 4 | -3.5 | |
1390624209 | 1390670614 | t3_1w3djg | t5_2to41 | 49 | Dosaccess: TIFU Big meeting in Germany. Passport expired.
Annual meetings, important people. I'm the key speaker. Arrived at airport. Passport expired. Had to tell everyone. Need to reschedule everything for 2 days later. Feeling nauseous.
GameStunts: Passports last 10 years, it's not exactly something you're in the ha... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1390675698 | 1390713806 | t3_1w4r0f | t5_2to41 | 8,871 | jaw-punch-throwaway: TIFU by punching a tween girl
After class the other day, I went to pick up my younger sister at the middle school. When I got there, I was shocked to see her getting beaten on by an older girl, with a few others looking on. She wasn't even fighting back. She was just curled up, covering her face.
... | 13 | 682.384615 | |
1390678132 | 1390794994 | t3_1w4upi | t5_2to41 | 20 | jacefair109: TIFU by vaulting my stairs
So, today I got up about 10 minutes too late (which is commonplace for me). I getting myself ready when I heard the bus coming around the corner. Knowing I had seconds left, I pulled my coat on (which was solid black, this'll be important later), grabbed my backpack off the ban... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1390678166 | 1390709665 | t3_1w4urs | t5_2to41 | 60 | thedude018: TIFU By erasing my childhood.
I had a friend over last night. We got bored as expected. So we went down in my basement to tinker with the old desktops, here's where the fun comes in. We decided to disassemble the newest one, given we thought it was bricked. It wasn't. I ripped open the hard drive, gathering... | 6 | 10 | |
1390682301 | 1390893422 | t3_1w510n | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU: After waiting two years for the new season of Sherlock to come out, I accidentally started episode three without noticing for 40 minutes, consequently spoiling some of the biggest twists.
I'm such a fucking idiot. Goddammit.
le_mous: Ah damn. As a fan of that show, I got nothing but compassion for you... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1390679864 | 1390785144 | t3_1w4xdo | t5_2to41 | 29 | dubitate: TIFU by fucking up five years ago...
I'm a musician, and I sent my CV to a very big Publicity Music Agency... They've answer me "good news!", with a invitation for a Interview... I went... there they ask to see some older stuff I've made, I then pass them a older link I have, with some older stuff, however I'... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1390692488 | 1390704141 | t3_1w5gvs | t5_2to41 | 69 | Why_did_I_do_this: TIFU by singeing my penis
So the heat in my apartment is shoddy at best so i use one of those portable space heaters to stay warm. Anyway I had some free time on my hands and nowhere to be so I decided to fap. My jeans naturally are around my ankles while I'm keeping my feet warm in front of the heat... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1390694677 | 1390713722 | t3_1w5k55 | t5_2to41 | 173 | Snytbaggen: TIFU by not checking my trombone at my grandmother's funeral
I play trombone and my brother plays french horn. Our grandmother passed away two weeks ago and the funeral was held yesterday, and the only wish she made before she passed was to have me and my brother playing Amazing Grace during the funeral. So... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1390702615 | 1390741552 | t3_1w5vf5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | GreysonHalstead: TIFU by breaking my water only rule and drinking caffeine.
I've been drinking only wanter since New Years, just got the cacfeine and sugar craving out of the way, my sis wanted to go for a coffee, without thinking I agreed and once there I ordered a 'shot in the dark' (dark roast coffee withe a shot of... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1390703276 | 1390758036 | t3_1w5wdb | t5_2to41 | 6 | KristyConfused: TIFU shaving in the shower
Pertinent information: I'm a pre-hormone, and thus pre-op, transgender woman.
When I shower, I also shave my chest and belly. The other day I was going at with a 4-blade razor when, in my carelessness, I made contact with the tip of my dick. I stopped in shock, but there was... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1390691571 | 1390785529 | t3_1w5fgc | t5_2to41 | 26 | Makes-it-worse: Tifu by forgetting to turn off airplay mirroring.
At my fiancée's family gathering where her whole extended family was there. Had been showing a couple of youtube vids earlier. 10 min later, go to bathroom, decide to randomly check out some porn on Reddit.
FUCK
ratchet132: At least it wasn't tranny po... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1390709919 | 1390865477 | t3_1w6565 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving home in snow
Just got off work not even 20 minutes ago and I slid into a curb going about 20 mph ( about an inch of snow which isn't a big deal usually) and I fucked up the toe and frame of my car. I'm so upset guys. I put heart and soul into my car. Fuck :/
KevinLee487: Did you hit a spot of... | 8 | 2.25 |
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