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1391810883 | 1392023811 | t3_1xb395 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying in school.
So my house has been smelling like gas recently. My upstairs neighbor called Generic Energy Company this morning. They came, determined there was gas in his unit, then called me to ask if I could come let them in. I told them I was in class in City I Go To School In, which is half ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1391734027 | 1392978453 | t3_1x8ai3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Phlat_Dog: TIFU by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It was snowing pretty hard and my friend and I were playing around in it. We decided it would be fun to go sledding.
We head over to my friend's apartment. He has some large boxes that might make decent sleds. We get there, and his roommates and he are h... | 5 | 2 | |
1391825215 | 1391870941 | t3_1xbol9 | t5_2to41 | 954 | mosmegmamoproblems: TIFU by eating my own smegma
I have a tight foreskin at the moment due to medical issues and am in the process of stretching it so it can go back fully, this is done by simply pulling it back as far as it will go and holding for so long. Due to my foreskin being trapped forward for the last 6-7 year... | 11 | 86.727273 | |
1391812708 | 1391847491 | t3_1xb69e | t5_2to41 | 26 | not_a_carpet: TIFU by making fun of someone who stutters
So I was playing Runescape with a couple of friends on skype. We just started playing so we came up with the brilliant idea of inviting a guy from our class to the RS chat. He is basically an outsider in the class and barely anyone talks to him but he has 99 on e... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1391835104 | 1392068267 | t3_1xc1q2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | xTamrieL: TIFU by not using incognito
So today I bought myself a new tablet (Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 10.1" in case you're interested), and I had just finished setting up the basic stuff (signing into my Google and Samsung accounts and doing the update), and my grandparents, who happened to be over, wanted to see my new pi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1391835206 | 1391948611 | t3_1xc1ui | t5_2to41 | 17 | FlingingDice: TIFU by attempting my own car repair.
My truck heater hasn't worked for ages. There's a very common issue with my model: the blend door in the plastic...compartment-thing behind the glove box, which controls the hot/cold air mix, is fragile and tends to break and get stuck. It's an $800 repair because r... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1391829969 | 1391963763 | t3_1xbuze | t5_2to41 | 62 | betterthanthebroncos: TIFU by sucking at sports
In PE today, the coach gave us a choice between hoop relay and football (American football, to be clear). We chose hoop relay.
"What's wrong with you girls??" the coach screamed. "Y'all never wanna play FOOT BAAAAWWWLLLL!! It's the greatest sport ever and all y'all just ... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1391868435 | 1391884740 | t3_1xct75 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a girl
I'm gonna start this off by saying I'm 15, and in high school obviously. So a few days ago, I asked a girl I like, let's call her Molly, to semi formal, and she said yes. Awesome. Yesterday, I bought tickets for her and I to semi formal, because she wasn't at school yesterday, and they... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1391870101 | 1391918465 | t3_1xcutu | t5_2to41 | 533 | cwbiddin: TIFU by shaving for swim team [NSFW]
This was last night, but it's close enough to the real date, so bear with me. Today my swim team has sectionals to compete in, so as with tradition the guys and the girls shave down their bodies, which usually just consists of shaving our legs for the guys. I thought using... | 6 | 88.833333 | |
1391881751 | 1391883205 | t3_1xd9i1 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by sneezing
I sneezed the night before last and heard something pop and had an enormous pain in the middle of my back on the left side. It felt like I had pulled a muscle or something. I think to myself that it will probably feel better in the morning so I go to bed.
Wake up yesterday and it's still ... | 3 | 12 | |
1391881564 | 1391915554 | t3_1xd98q | t5_2to41 | 1,847 | dinosaur_wing: TIFU by having a Hitler mustache
I was shaving my beard and got it down to a little Hitler mustache. I combed my hair over to get it real flat. After making funny faces in the mirror, I heard someone walking out to the kitchen and washing the dishes. Assuming it was my brother, I put a towel on and ma... | 12 | 153.916667 | |
1391901563 | 1391926187 | t3_1xe3ho | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost blowing up my kitchen and killing my family.
First post, seemed appropriate.
My stepdad texts me and says, 'I'll be home in a few minutes, can you put the oven on for me' (to preheat it for the frozen pizza he was bringing back)
Did as he asked, went back upstairs and carried on doing my hair... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1391907526 | 1391931444 | t3_1xec81 | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally reminding my grandma she was dying
It was a month ago, but I still feel bad about it even though it was inadvertent. My grandma was dying of cancer and basically a waif. So, very quiet and usually wearing socks. One night she padded into the kitchen, came around a corner in the dark and ... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1391906458 | 1391949533 | t3_1xeaqe | t5_2to41 | 36 | worstdriverever: TIFU by missing a stop sign
Today I fucked up big time, probably the worst I ever have. I feel absolutely terrible and just have to vent.
I was having a nice productive day off of school, cleaning and organizing and what have you. Eventually it came time for lunch. Since I had been cleaning all mornin... | 3 | 12 | |
1391898078 | 1391951938 | t3_1xdycq | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheTinyTanker: TIFU by spilling my spitter.
Happened about 5 minutes ago, while browsing reddit and watching League of Legends LCS. My back was hurting a bit, so I popped in some dip to get a buzz to forget the pain a bit. After a game finished, I got up to go to the bathroom, setting my headphones around my open spitt... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1391912426 | 1392620962 | t3_1xeizu | t5_2to41 | 40 | FabulousVick: TIFU by not reading the label
Technically, it was a few days ago; never thought of posting it here, but my dear friend convinced me to, so here it goes!
(It is my first post ever on reddit and i'm sorry if my English is not perfect, it's not my native language!)
I had heard of that old grandma tip, that ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1391923329 | 1391975431 | t3_1xex5d | t5_2to41 | 32 | iamabiz: Tifu by peeing in a trash can in a moving vehicle
This was a couple years ago, but for some reason it came to mind today. I was out with friends drinking and just being a college kid. When it came time to leave an head to another bar I didn't want to wait to use the restroom so off we went. Well this other bar... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1391925046 | 1392003939 | t3_1xez6l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting other people use my phone.
Alright so I'm 17 and female and a senior in high school. Our marching band director at school updates all band members with text messages. We use it for things like report times, rehearsal times, equipment we need, etc. and so I have my band director as a contact i... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1391930280 | 1392039016 | t3_1xf4d6 | t5_2to41 | 4,015 | I_love_shiny_shit: tifu by underestimating my typhoon vagina
I am a fucking idiot.
It has been a loooooooooooong time since I have had enough free time and energy to have a really nice session of flicking the bean. I put a towel down, put fresh batteries in my little friend, set up the laptop between my legs about a ... | 10 | 401.5 | |
1391957512 | 1392249050 | t3_1xfogi | t5_2to41 | 16 | Archdemonic: TIFU, The Cashier Pointed Out How I Buy My Lubricant in Bulk, I Wasn't Able to Explain.
I don't think she should have, the cashiers know me, they give me a nod they know who I am. They know what I do, and I don't usually have to justify what I do. I have sampled the finest of lubricant.
She asked me, "Wha... | 8 | 2 | |
1391967770 | 1392006654 | t3_1xg1m9 | t5_2to41 | 738 | Wrong_Time_to_Fap: TIFU by fapping in the middle of the night
Here'show the story goes down. In my house, there's Me, My wife, my parents, my brother, and my niece and nephew. Pretty damn crowded. Too damn crowded to fap during the day.
so I decide to do it at night. Now, I have a wife, and we have a healthy relations... | 11 | 67.090909 | |
1391971584 | 1397963597 | t3_1xg7no | t5_2to41 | 61 | NaSTyNewYawK: TIFUpdate by asking to increase the dose of my anti-depressants
Hey /r/tifu. I think I should elaborate more on my situation as my treatment comes to a close. Depending on my depressive symptoms, I may be able to be discharged late this week.
- I am admitted into the Zucker Hillside Behavioral Health Pav... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1391974996 | 1392079297 | t3_1xgdam | t5_2to41 | 79 | Flanman1337: TIFU By not finishing what I started
So I went out for a smoke and while doing so I had one of those flashing oh fuck go now or it will be all over your underwear. So like the normal person I am I comply, the moment after I sit down the most liquid shit of my life happens. So for about 5 mins liquid is pou... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1391975696 | 1391993629 | t3_1xgegq | t5_2to41 | 3 | secretnymph: tifu by melting my sex toys
i was sanitizing them via boiling in water. got high/distracted and forgot. until i smelled the burning..
all the silicone ones are ruined! the borosilicate glass one will presumably be okay.
DAMN-IT!! *kicking self*
ticklemehellmo: Silicone's melting point hovers around 900F.... | 3 | 1 | |
1391990848 | 1392068359 | t3_1xh3ls | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the girl of my dreams that I just got back together with porn.
Back story: We dated, broke up, allowed her to come back. In love. She found out I watched porn in month one and was devastated. Swore I'd never do it again.
My friend sent me a video from "efukt" of a drugged out Florida girl ... | 7 | 15 | |
1392002251 | 1392003366 | t3_1xhlgi | t5_2to41 | 129 | RingTailedLemur: TIFU by troubleshooting my butane lighter
I'm the proud owner of a Blazer brand name Micro Pocket Torch which I've been using with pleasure for more than 5 years. Recently, my torch has been suffering from low/intermittent gas flow and the electric start hasn't been working. No worries- I've been usi... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1392000322 | 1392006626 | t3_1xhih7 | t5_2to41 | 51 | coolestguy1234: TIFU by touching my dick and balls while having a capsaicin cream on my hands
So if you don't know what this cream is, its similar to IcyHot except its not a cool refreshing burning. It's a super hot chili pepper type burning. If your skin is dry, not much happens and the cream doesn't activate, if yo... | 3 | 17 | |
1391999662 | 1392072523 | t3_1xhhg4 | t5_2to41 | 63 | PussyBender: TIFU by being an unsuspecting fuck.
Soooo I googled typhoon vagina for no reason after reading [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1xf4d6/tifu_by_underestimating_my_typhoon_vagina/) title and my mom entered my room just as I was watching a pussy pic in fullscreen. That's just my luck... Plus I was... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1392006032 | 1392342131 | t3_1xhr7n | t5_2to41 | 1,436 | 2slow4you: TIFU by sticking my dick in old spunk [NSFW...obviously]
Sooo I decided I would spank the monkey today. Got out my little pocket pussy I take when I go to work(I work a 2 week rotation about 3k kms from home). I forgot however that two night ago after coming back to camp from the bar with the boys I also bea... | 11 | 130.545455 | |
1392011378 | 1392058929 | t3_1xhyj0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | roper1: TIFU by watching a horror movie
I'm in high school and I made it into the higher level choir this semester. I was pretty happy about succeeding at the audition and I have I good time in the class.
Whenever I'm at home I spend my time in the basement because that's where the TV, computer, and consoles are. Ther... | 4 | 5 | |
1392016975 | 1392058694 | t3_1xi4rk | t5_2to41 | 14 | Coburg: TIFU by reading this subreddit .-.
After leaving my house this morning with a fully charged phone I began to make the hour long journey on public transport to uni.
After my meeting, I began heading home.
I had about 30% battery on my phone (Thanks apple xox).
Waiting at the bus stop, my friend called me on Sk... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1392015447 | 1392026943 | t3_1xi36r | t5_2to41 | 106 | PM_ME_YOUR_BREAKFAST: TIFU By trying to put out a fire with soda
So it's 1 AM. I decide I want some toast. I put a few slices of bread in the toaster oven, let that sumbitch get nice and toasty. When it's nice and golden brown, I pull it out and put it on a paper plate, throw some butter on that bitch and toss it back ... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1392048196 | 1392246597 | t3_1xiys6 | t5_2to41 | 189 | [deleted]: Tifu by showing my friend something on my phone
me and my friend are both redditors. we show each other stuff we found on reddit all the time. today i handed him my phone to show him something, and he thought it would be funny to go through all my subscriptions. The thing is i subscribe to literally every su... | 9 | 21 | |
1392051697 | 1392163796 | t3_1xj49m | t5_2to41 | 357 | AlfrescoPoopcicle: TIFU by having a beer poo on the side of the ski piste
So it is Sunday night and the first day of my Ski holiday, we drank a lot of red wine, cheap / free red wine.
I get really drunk, eventually fall asleep after riding the bed rollercoaster (the room is spinning badly).
I wake up, its Monday morn... | 9 | 39.666667 | |
1392061400 | 1392095224 | t3_1xjktv | t5_2to41 | 1,229 | Pixie_Strangler: TIFU by leaving drugs out on the table.
My friends and I fucked up bad..... This actually happened Saturday afternoon/evening.
Friday night, some friends of mine threw a huge show with a pretty big name DJ for our small town. It was epic and we were all totally fucked up by the end of the night. Two ... | 12 | 102.416667 | |
1392078116 | 1392137582 | t3_1xkeoa | t5_2to41 | 83 | floydfreak: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door and having my sister walk in while shaving my balls.
So one of the many odd things my dog likes to do is to lick the bath tub after someone takes a shower. So as per usual as I am toweling off I hear him scratching at the door to be let in and commence the licking. Th... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1392078413 | 1392145620 | t3_1xkf8b | t5_2to41 | 339 | rivz11: TIFU by offering my fiance watermelon, leading to a three pronged buttvomiturine storm.
Let me first say that this did not happen today, but a year and a half ago in the sunny resort town of Phuket...
We were a week into our holiday, four weeks of living the life that many westerners dream of when they imagine... | 6 | 56.5 | |
1392071178 | 1392102898 | t3_1xk2y3 | t5_2to41 | 40 | cliveywivey: TIFU during a run.
Actually this happened last summer.
So recently while in Rimini Italy I went for a run along the beach (I run a LOT). Unfortunately for me I got half way when my stomach went, “whatt the fuck” and really started to hurt. I decided to turn around IN A HURRY! thinking, “fuck” I have to get... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1392090290 | 1392091080 | t3_1xkzdl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Post-workout adrenaline + lust - discretion = TIFU
ringberar: You should of left out the meme
shakestuffup73: THIS I ALREADY KNOW. Kinda sorta hence the regrettable fuck up. I can't think straight after a late night workout :( I doubt I can redeem myself either...oh well.
ringberar: Oh well. Lol we all do... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1392090668 | 1392125738 | t3_1xl025 | t5_2to41 | 189 | ManiacMan97: TIFU by anonymously telling my class I have a rape fetish.
In my highschool we have a student government class. In said class we sometimes do fun little group activities.
In today's activity we were told to write our deepest, darkest secret on a slip of paper and it would be read aloud. It was supposed ... | 7 | 27 | |
1392088313 | 1392152764 | t3_1xkw4q | t5_2to41 | 14 | swimshoe: TIFU by leaving a needle at my friends house.
I am a Type 1 diabetic, and I use an insulin pump. My pump requires that you feel a 200 mg vile full of insulin then inject it into this little on the device itself.
I was chilling with a friend about two weeks ago, and I needed to do a site change, the changin... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1392095859 | 1392140473 | t3_1xl7wp | t5_2to41 | 20 | thiscommentisdumb: TIFU by inadvertently asking a stranger out on Valentine's DAy
So I met this girl on Tinder. (Don't judge me!) I have running plans on Wednesday with friends, a date on Thursday, work Saturday night and plans Sunday with a friend. In my mind, I'm thinking Friday night is perfect! I'm an idiot. I aske... | 4 | 5 | |
1392099746 | 1392102998 | t3_1xld1l | t5_2to41 | 104 | Sadusernamesaretaken: TIFU by not wearing a condom NSFW a little.
This was last night, and I imagine the subject of many posts on here. I'm now pretty sure my girlfriend's pregnant. I'm a fuckup in every area of my life. I always learn lessons the hard way. I never took school seriously until I was kicked out of colleg... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1392130449 | 1392165233 | t3_1xm6dg | t5_2to41 | 517 | DudeManBr0: TIFU by drinking both decaf and regular coffee
As a preface to this story, I have a caffeine sensitivity that usually ends terribly if I suddenly decide to have more than I usually can (I can have low-caffeine things like chocolate and hot cocoa but when I have regular coffee or other coffee type drinks tha... | 10 | 51.7 | |
1392140328 | 1392141169 | t3_1xmmmv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: Unwisely posted NSFW photos
I had gotten some requests to post NSFW photos in a certain subreddit. I contemplated it for a little while and I should have just gone with my gut and not done it. I tried to be as anonymous as possible but a "friend" of mine saw the photos and now wants nothing to do wit... | 5 | 1 | |
1392147310 | 1392181954 | t3_1xmzam | t5_2to41 | 33 | jeremy2121: TIFU by falling asleep at the wrong time
I didn't get much sleep last night, and I had to get up at 5:30am today so I could catch the train and be in time for my 9am lecture at my Brighton-based college, which is pretty far away from where I live (Bromley).
If you hadn't guessed by now, I live in the UK. ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1392152681 | 1392245713 | t3_1xn97i | t5_2to41 | 92 | ThunderMufnz: TIFU by dropping my friend's weed.
It's a regular school day like any other, we're juniors in high school. So my friends and I are in lunch, joking around like always. There's a thing going on over on the other side of the cafeteria, so me and my buddies head over to see what's going on. We go over and se... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1392162243 | 1392355312 | t3_1xnq1j | t5_2to41 | 21 | ViolentThespian: TIFU by getting a hickey and not noticing.
I recently started going out with an older girl, a senior at my high school. I'm a junior and apparently my mother's delicate flower. Last Saturday, I spent some time with her (let's call her Kelsey) after a UIL meet.
During that time, we started kissing ... | 3 | 7 | |
1392168734 | 1392257687 | t3_1xo1gp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my ex.
Long story short: He told me he already has a date to the military ball and to prom. She's this Sophomore chick. She looks like a beaver.
He broke up with me a month ago. He's already moved on.
I chickened out, like a little bitch, of working a spot light today and drove home in... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1392177694 | 1392184260 | t3_1xo40y | t5_2to41 | 250 | rayjirdeoxys: What?
hearingaid_bot: [ANYTIME I READ ABOUT SOMEONE ACTING GAY WITH THEIR FRIENDS](HTTP://I.IMGUR.COM/OQJ1AVK.PNG)
AveragePenguin: Why would you guys downvote /u/hearingaid_bot? :(
[deleted]: What?
hearingaid_bot: WHY WOULD YOU GUYS DOWNVOTE /U/HEARINGAID_BOT? :(
Kamenosuke: What?
hearingaid_bot: WHY WOUL... | 13 | 19.230769 | |
1392176991 | 1392229982 | t3_1xofjx | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU By Posting a NSFW Picture Of Me onto Facebook... e_e
My dad, my sisters, my brother... Almost all my close friends...
They all (could've) seen it.
It was up for about 30 minutes.
I just realized that it was up there. I posted a picture of my cat, and I guess my thumb grazed the picture next to it ... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1392178340 | 1392214514 | t3_1xohp3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | KristyConfused: TIFU shaving in the shower, part III. Yes, Part III indeed.
I really oughtta learn to be more careful.
This actually happened a couple days ago. I was shaving my legs (ankle to knee) for the second time ever (about 12 hours after the first time ever). There's this little spot of raised scar tissue on m... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1392179847 | 1392243344 | t3_1xojzl | t5_2to41 | 47 | paintingtheworld: TIFU by texting while waiting for class to start
So there I was sitting quietly in the hallway on a bench against the wall at my college. I'm about ten minutes early to class which is normal for me, because I like to have time to check e-mail and reddit on my phone. A few minutes pass, and my fellow c... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1392183095 | 1392232788 | t3_1xooqy | t5_2to41 | 2 | leonmontreaux: TIFU it wasn't suppose to happen
I am a 21 year old single guy and i have a crush with a girl since i was 15, i met her because of her cousin, she went to the same high school with me... so i started to be friends with her, let's call her M, just to be near my crush, lets call her J, so M it's 1.80 cm an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1392183617 | 1392221459 | t3_1xophq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Should_I_say_this: TIFU by applying to a masters program I'm not qualified for. Then sending emails to my references. Now I wasted money and they probably think i'm a fucking delusional retard for applying to that program.
I don't even have a bachelors in comp sci why did i think i would be able to even compete in a ma... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1392186977 | 1392188576 | t3_1xotog | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving someone my reddit account because they liked my name
Welp, my account phainting had a pretty interesting name and someone liked it a lot so she convinced me to give it to her.
I started deleting posts I made but then I got annoyed because it took too long, I told her in exchange for my accoun... | 4 | 3 | |
1392181938 | 1392194228 | t3_1xon1z | t5_2to41 | 25 | rememberthosedays: TIFU by not realizing sooner that I don't have enough credits to transfer to a different university. And I've already put a deposit down on an apartment there.
Long story short...
I just recently entered college and am wanting to transfer to a state school (going to community college at the moment).... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1392167396 | 1392350039 | t3_1xnz4c | t5_2to41 | 13 | Caffeinated_Bacon: TIFU by ruining some nice fish.
So, I picked up a shift on Saturday (I'm a cook which makes this all the more shameful) and didn't make fish tacos for lunch at home. Fish was marinating to be delicios tacos al pastor. I can leave it in the marinade until today, right? Wrong, asshole. Fucking disi... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1392192153 | 1392263259 | t3_1xoz3u | t5_2to41 | 50 | FunyunCreme: TIFU by taking my son to pick up his girlfriend.
For many reasons I cannot be specific, it goes down like this.....
My son can't leave the house, but can have people over. His gf managed to get stranded in a place in which no sober right minded person would ever be. We went to pick her up and she decided t... | 5 | 10 | |
1392201847 | 1392202236 | t3_1xp6r3 | t5_2to41 | 46 | portborn: tifu Valentines Style
So, it's a few days till valentines and my girlfriend has told me we're not doing anything this year. Vicious trap. I'm not falling for that shit again (She said the same about our second anniversary and then came home with a fucking watch and I was sat around in joggers watching Archer.... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1392212901 | 1392267818 | t3_1xpgfn | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting food poisoning at school
I had breakfast at a restaurant today, and I think it gave me food poisoning. I am currently trapped in one of the restrooms at school, unable to leave the toilet due to horrible pain, and thus am actually skipping class. Skipping could get me in serious trouble and r... | 4 | 7 | |
1392222862 | 1392259770 | t3_1xpv2s | t5_2to41 | 1,153 | AccipiterQ: TIFU by accidentally screwing around on my company's live website instead of the test version...
So the company I work for does environmental/scientific research; people pay to go on these research expeditions and help contribute to science. Stuff like researching endangered sea turtles, or tigers, stuff li... | 9 | 128.111111 | |
1392215257 | 1392306173 | t3_1xpja7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | delusional_golfer: TIFU by wearing "business casual" to work
So yesterday I am at my job as a PR specialist for a startup company and I am browsing Reddit while I talk on the phone to prospective magazines. This led me to be half listening when my boss comes out and says, "Blah, blah, blah, tomorrow wear business casua... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1392219099 | 1392226268 | t3_1xpoxo | t5_2to41 | 6 | CyberFreq: TIFU by drunkenly removing my ex from my social streams
So I have an ex. Broke up on new years (another story) but decided we wanted to stay friends. Unfortunately for me, I still love her. A lot. So it was hurting me to be just her friend. Monday I went out with some friends and got hammered. In my drunken ... | 3 | 2 | |
1392224601 | 1392245435 | t3_1xpy0g | t5_2to41 | 2 | rand0mname2: tifu by destroying my account.
so...today was pretty cool until i wanted to make a throwaway account.We all done it right ?
Well, i logged off my original account (/u/rand0mname for those of you who wanna send me messages i will never read) and made that throwaway account. Everything is good right ?
Oka... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1392226717 | 1392346261 | t3_1xq1qx | t5_2to41 | 13 | FluffyDarby: TIFU by emailing a friend the amount and percent of my raise...using a work email account directly accessible by my immediate co-workers.
I received a decent raise (just over 5%) and emailed a friend using my work email. I put the amount (per hour) and the percent increase in the Subject line.
It is unusu... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1392233914 | 1392261259 | t3_1xqetn | t5_2to41 | 41 | KinkyOnCL: TIFU by responding to a W4M casual encounters ad for something really dirty and kinky... And she knows who I am!
So a little background. I grew up in a pretty small town about 40 miles from the much larger city I live in now. It was the kind of place where if you didn't actually know someone, you probably st... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1392232063 | 1392279105 | t3_1xqbg1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Shieya: TIFU by leaving my phone in a bathroom on campus
Android Device Manager shows its been taken off campus and I got an email from Google about an hour ago saying a Google Wallet account has been activated. Fuuuuuuck. Anyway, a police dispatcher is on the way and I've closed the Wallet account from the computer I'... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1392236666 | 1392271146 | t3_1xqjnj | t5_2to41 | 1,544 | throwaway1thru9: TIFU by drinking too much Emergen-C
I've been coming down with a cold and it's been just plain miserable. I was feeling light headed today, so I made myself a cup of [Emergen-C](http://www.emergenc.com/sites/www.emergenc.com/files/EmergenC_OriginalFormula_Planet-DragonFruit_cupAndPacket_mini.jpg) since... | 11 | 140.363636 | |
1392241599 | 1392267365 | t3_1xqsp3 | t5_2to41 | 99 | imsorryijizzed: TIFU by ejaculating into a sock.
First off, a little background info. I live in a house with my best friend and his wife. Right now, he's away doing some training for his job. His wife (whom we'll just call Jenny) usually sleeps in pretty late every day, usually around noon. Me, I like to wake up around... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1392237432 | 1392275951 | t3_1xql29 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Rhemax: TIFU by air playing S3RL-MTC over a random class in my school.
So my High school is one of the ones that started using iPads instead of textbooks.
I had just finished a test so went to YouTube plugged my headphones in and started listening to MTC, when a buddy(who sits right in front of me) turns and said he ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1392245000 | 1392276648 | t3_1xqyz0 | t5_2to41 | 85 | cisforchristinaa: TIFU by showing an older Asian man iPhone porn at the gym :(
This is technically a Last Night I Fucked Up:
Last night at my Anti-Gravity Yoga class, I was putting my mat away when I realized I wasn't wearing my Fitbit (watch/fitness tracker) anymore. I panicked and started to look around, hoping some... | 5 | 17 | |
1392252668 | 1392253808 | t3_1xrc1v | t5_2to41 | -3 | Imsorryshell: TIFU by reserching my girlfriend
*BACKGROUND*
She and I have been hanging out on skype, we grew very close and we planned to meet in person this weekend. She is perfect, she's pretty, smart, musical, and talented. 9/10 easy. but I was scared, I was worried that she wasn't real (i'm not the most handsome ... | 3 | -1 | |
1392244027 | 1392736988 | t3_1xqx8t | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by hip checking a blind man and asking him if I was invisible
The sidewalks of Boston are real narrow these days. A recent snowstorm has left these paths with enough room for single file in both directions. As I approached two men coming from the opposite direction didn't seem like they were willing to ... | 6 | 7 | |
1392256219 | 1392328291 | t3_1xrhvj | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing ice cleats and almost dying of hypothermia
I climbed a local simi popular mountain and decided on my decent I would take a different trail. I lost my footing and fell a little over 150 feet, breaking my leg and due to the extreme Alaska temps, got extremely cold. After awhile I wasn't col... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1392254410 | 1392267797 | t3_1xrexp | t5_2to41 | 25 | Kampa_ATC: TIFU by sending an inappropriate YouTube link
I'll start by saying that this occurred this summer, but we all have those moments where something sparks a memory of a horrifying incident. I get that reminder weekly.
After moving to a new city, I found a church that I liked. After a very brief time I became... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1392264195 | 1392326471 | t3_1xrv2r | t5_2to41 | 30 | BEroni: TIFU by searching for 1984 on Reddit
It is the morning before an in-class essay on 1984. Personally, I enjoyed the book 1984, enough that I did not use SparkNotes for analysis purposes. Unfortunately, I did not get very much sleep (~3 hours) the night before and I woke up sweating with a headache and a stomach ... | 3 | 10 | |
1392277611 | 1392476755 | t3_1xsca8 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Salsa-Eater: TIFU by accidentally stealing a game.
Today I stopped by GameStop on my way home from Wal-Mart. I bought a game, took it home and didn't open it until a few hours later. When I did open it I realized that the game wasn't in the case, so I went back to gamestop to solve the problem. They couldn't find the g... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1392301323 | 1392315098 | t3_1xsx26 | t5_2to41 | 231 | [deleted]: Five years ago, I fucked up by skipping school.
KRaidium: Hello, and thanks for your submission in /r/tifu.
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If you have any questions, [please message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/messa... | 5 | 46.2 | |
1392302954 | 1392331720 | t3_1xszbb | t5_2to41 | 2,195 | WedgieWhite: TIFU by NOT shitting myself
Well, this wasn't today (it was a couple weeks ago), but I want to share it because I am sick of people shitting themselves (as I am sure they are too).
I was traveling around China and wanted to go to a local zoo. The local zoo, it turns out, isn't really local; it was (and p... | 8 | 274.375 | |
1392311808 | 1392347814 | t3_1xte35 | t5_2to41 | 49 | GrumpyMcGrumperton: TIFU by knowing the law.
So on the July ^4th last year a friend of mine lit off a bunch of fireworks in his backyard. Cops came and my friend gave them a small pile of fireworks. They told us to keep it down and left. He then proceeded to light off several more from a much larger pile. Cops came bac... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1392313772 | 1392410350 | t3_1xthl6 | t5_2to41 | 53 | slugmaniac: TIFU by sneezing at the doctors.
To clarify this actually happened yesterday but I was too embarrassed to tell anyone until today.
As of the past few days I could feel a mean cold coming on, the kind that leaves your sinuses incapacitated and you wake up with a tunnel of snot in one nostril. I was feeling ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1392340235 | 1392496360 | t3_1xutjs | t5_2to41 | 734 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by telling my boyfriend's father not to impregnate me . . .
My boyfriend's father and I are very close. We text often, about a myriad of subjects, but usually about his sons, and his wife who passed away a few years ago. He likes to vent and talk, and I love to listen and exchange perspectives.
... | 12 | 61.166667 | |
1392347319 | 1392404781 | t3_1xv5g1 | t5_2to41 | 89 | deius: TIFU by sending my gf a text about certain characteristics of my dick, except I actually sent it to a group chat.
No throwaway - no point now.
I have a mild case of vitiligo, or loss of pigment in certain locations on my body. There are some small spots on my hands, a little bit on my elbows, and a dime sized p... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1392345322 | 1392498016 | t3_1xv27f | t5_2to41 | 13 | bluebalz: TIFU by getting blue balls
A little bit of back story. I masturbate almost daily. Have done so since high school. The only times I don't masturbate are when I am expecting to get laid. Reason being is I usually have trouble finishing if I have masturbated that day and would much rather risk cumming a little e... | 12 | 1.083333 | |
1392352237 | 1392476508 | t3_1xvd1u | t5_2to41 | 824 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend cum inside me.
Tonight, my boyfriend and I celebrating the end of my period by some awesome, had to wait a week sexy times. We decided to go without the condom (BC pills plus not ovulating means fun!).
Now, there was a time before where, for the first time, I let my boyfriend c... | 13 | 63.384615 | |
1392349521 | 1392433222 | t3_1xv8v3 | t5_2to41 | 51 | AWildCanadianApeared: TIFU by leaving my account open on my laptop in the family room.
So earlier this morning I was jerkin' the gerkin' and having a hell of a time, and when I finished I closed my laptop and cleaned up. Afterward I went downstairs, placed my computer on the desk in the family room and sat down to do s... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1392333064 | 1392412979 | t3_1xuh7m | t5_2to41 | 114 | VorgonPoetLaureate: TIFU by bullshitting a German vocab quiz
Today I had a German vocab quiz, on which I did not know the word Vorurteil. I had to write a couple of sentences, in German, to define the word, so I decided to bullshit and write "Ich habe Vorurteil. Ich liebe mein Vorurteil". I figured these sentences had ... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1392401259 | 1392408935 | t3_1xvr2q | t5_2to41 | 24 | plarpco: Yeah, why not sign up for obamacare? Do you work? You very likely would be eligible for subsidies that would take care of a lot of the cost for you. It's worth a shot. If you want to avoid the [healthcare.gov](http://www.healthcare.gov) site, just check out [healthsherpa.com](http://www.healthsherpa.com) to se... | 6 | 4 | |
1392359197 | 1393512680 | t3_1xvmbj | t5_2to41 | 32 | MisssBadgerEnt: TIFU by putting cold sore medicine all over my fingers
I suffer from a type of OCD called compulsive skin picking (CSP), so i have an uncontrollable obsession with biting/picking/peeling the skin off my fingers (mostly around my finger nails, up to the first knuckle, sometimes more).
NOTE: this is incr... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1392395263 | 1392402325 | t3_1xwnqt | t5_2to41 | -11 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving in a eating out my girlfriends butt-hole.
So basically my girlfriend dropped it on me last week that she wants me to go down on her butt-hole. She said she understood If I didn't want to do it but she has always been very generous with me in bed so I said fuck it and told her next time she spe... | 10 | -1.1 | |
1392396333 | 1392440600 | t3_1xwpli | t5_2to41 | 1,140 | friedjumboshrimp: NSFU- TIFU by sending my Mom a vibrator on Valentine's Day!
NSFW- It all started because my girlfriend wanted a few books for Valentine's Day. I looked for them in the local bookstore and could not find them, I got the brilliant idea of asking my Mom if I could use her Amazon Prime account so I could ... | 9 | 126.666667 | |
1392400145 | 1392436501 | t3_1xwwha | t5_2to41 | 422 | OrpheusV: TIFU by using phospho-soda incorrectly.
Didn't happen today, as this happened last weekend, I've just now decided to put it up.
As we all know, weird shit happens. In my case, I haven't taken a dump in well over a week, so I went to my doctor about it. Perhaps I didn't have enough fiber or water in my diet, ... | 9 | 46.888889 | |
1392408001 | 1392412980 | t3_1xxa08 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Orifice_Master: TIFU by not walking my girlfriend to class.
So basically for the past few days we've been walking to class together and lo and behold I didn't want to be late to chemistry today so I book it out of the library to class and she texts me angry 20 minutes later. I'm nervous.
sexinthepark: ["lo and behold" ... | 3 | 1 | |
1392403791 | 1392610981 | t3_1xx2q4 | t5_2to41 | 85 | rssnlsn: TIFU by saying a duck was a mammal
Sitting in class today and my professor is spouting off random facts and questions. I answer one correctly so I'm feeling good about myself. He starts the next one, "what is the only mammal that doesn't make a vocal sound?" Or something along the lines of that. The answer is... | 9 | 9.444444 | |
1392409389 | 1392409899 | t3_1xxcda | t5_2to41 | 35 | ButINeverReallyLived: TIFU By calling in sick to work when I wasn't
It's Valentine's Day so I decided to take my girlfriend out. Bad part is, I forgot to ask for the day off of work and of course they put me on. So I called in sick, used the fake voice, told them I vomited. They said "Okay, we just need a Doctor's Note... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1392419006 | 1392447966 | t3_1xxsst | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU when my dad came in room, smelt like cum and odd tabs open
My dad came upstairs without me knowing, I had just finished jerking and had cleaned up, but my room still smelt like cum and I had [**this tab**] (http://www.brainphysics.com/yourenotgay.php) open, and in the tab box it said "I'M GAY BUT YOU'RE... | 3 | 10 | |
1392430407 | 1392433395 | t3_1xy8t0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating gummy bears
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good.... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1392429494 | 1392456972 | t3_1xy7lo | t5_2to41 | 53 | Varocity: TIFU bt eating fried chicken
To be specific this actually happened last summer.
I went on a service trip to Nicaragua to install plumbing, help with schools, transport animals, etc.
So at one point we go to an oddly placed mall food court with the ever present TipTop fried chicken fast food restaurant for l... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1392433383 | 1392503745 | t3_1xyco3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | shatnersprodigy: TIFU By not avoiding pot to use the pot
The beginning of this terrible day started when I woke up and there was a box of 24 tacos from my local Taco Bell sitting on my table as a Valentine's Day gift from my wonderful girlfriend. She knows I love Taco Bell, and I, of course, decide the only logical cou... | 5 | 0.6 |
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