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1392970864 | 1392987327 | t3_1yis5z | t5_2to41 | 36 | jbpp: TIFU, on Valentine's day, gave too intimate of a card to a friend
I gave several of my female friends V-day cards, all using pizza puns.
One being, "I love you hot or cold".
Apparently it didn't go over well because she has acted weird around me ever since.
an_ill_mallard: Admit it,friend, you were just casting... | 3 | 12 | |
1392973400 | 1393006324 | t3_1yiu7p | t5_2to41 | 22 | Sassaboss: tifu a new relationship by intruding on girls night
So, seeing this amazing girl lately. Totally infatuated with her. We make plans to hang out, then she cancels on me and says she has to hang out with her roommates for girls night. So I get pretty bummed and call my friend to hang out. We go to a bar, one t... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1392968562 | 1392978315 | t3_1yiq4e | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU Pushing my self too far to impress a few girls
Due to my class schedule and the MIA/OKC game. If I wanted to play basketball today and catch the games today, I only had time for one meal, breakfast. Hunger is typically never a problem but only having one meal meal means I've only had one glass of water ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1392983086 | 1393056298 | t3_1yj1r5 | t5_2to41 | 107 | ItsTheGodFather: TIFU by telling a black interviewer I like George Zimmerman.
I went for an interview for a Musical Arts course at university and during the interview the University representative asked "Who is your favorite composer?". I had prepared for this question and was going to confidently say "Hans Zimmer". Ho... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1392991885 | 1393033874 | t3_1yjaer | t5_2to41 | 50 | Sir_Dude: TIFU by thinking about my girlfriend while in the bathroom at work.
This happened about 5 minutes ago.
So I sat down in a stall to do my business and I was thinking about this upcoming Saturday when my new GF and I will get to spend some *quality time* together.
Well, I got a boner as I was peeing and it ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1393014421 | 1393021676 | t3_1ykc4g | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU 17 years old and my mom found out about shower sex with gf
It happened through the stupidest thing. Gf went home and her mom found a bit of jizz in her hair she hadn't brushed out, forced to tell her everything she ends up telling her mom about having sex in the shower and my couch. Her mom tell mine, m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1393015328 | 1393073101 | t3_1ykdqs | t5_2to41 | 39 | Super_Pinky11: TIFU by using some Vick's VapoRub.
...Well, okay, this was last night...but still.
I had a really stuffy nose last night and decided that I needed to somehow take care of this problem. After browsing the medicine cabinet, I found some Vick's VapoRub. On my quest for sweet relief, I decided to rub some ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1393022222 | 1393100676 | t3_1ykpq7 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading TIFU
Lets set the scene.
I be chilling in the living room, catching up an that reddity goodness. Mum on the other sofa watching some tele.
So I'm browsing through the hall of fame of TIFU, not paying attention to the tv, when i stumble across [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/19... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1392990641 | 1393293847 | t3_1yj901 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my freshly boiled jug as a Vaporizer for clearing my mucus.
It turns out if you sneeze while a freshly boiled jug (hot metal) is close to your face, you can smash your face into and burn yourself at the same time...
ThatGenericUserYT: You are an idiot.
onepennytoomany: Yes, Yes I am.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1393025611 | 1393070753 | t3_1ykvf0 | t5_2to41 | 121 | opiecope: Tifu by yelling at someone for tapping...
Tifu by yelling at someone for tapping. So I'm at work waiting for my co-worker to come back from break, in walks his cousin. Immediately I hear this super annoying ticking/tapping sound. I look around thinking maybe something was vibrating against the glass show casi... | 3 | 40.333333 | |
1393030325 | 1393039079 | t3_1yl2qn | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by busting into silent girls room:Silent girl part 3
So, since my last post me and Silent girl(SG) have had no progress and I had no idea why. But a month ago SG's friend transferred schools and she was real upset about it. So today after the Pep Rally her friend,Older than her, came to pick her up so t... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1393024571 | 1393152858 | t3_1yktoc | t5_2to41 | 99 | shuritsen: TIFU by forgetting i had an interview, by jerking off instead.
I had an interview set up on friday at 1:30 with a retail shop that sold my favorite brand of clothing. I'd always wanted to work there, but the second i got out of class at 11:30, i somehow became too preoccupied with just getting home and doing... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1393026812 | 1393034666 | t3_1ykx9e | t5_2to41 | 29 | AlaskanFeesh: TIFU by cracking the screen on my new Macbook Pro
My SO got it for me as an anniversary gift a month ago, and a careless toss of pants with a belt onto my bed resulted in a dent in the screen that ruined the display and will cost me $875 to repair, in addition to the cost of the computer that we're alread... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1393035599 | 1393090472 | t3_1ylam9 | t5_2to41 | 5,491 | jabba_the_wut: TIFU by stuffing shit covered toilet paper into my mouth (nsfw)
When I take a dump I always have some toilet paper in my hand folded up, or sitting on my leg, or the ledge of the bathtub.
My wife always walks in on me when I'm in there, and over the years I've developed this strange joke thing where ... | 11 | 499.181818 | |
1393034695 | 1393481584 | t3_1yl9ci | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking for toilet paper in a female friend's dorm hallway bathroom
So I've been talking to this girl for a little bit, she is roommates with my friend from high school. She made it pretty clear that she wanted to hook up with me but it never really happened because we weren't about to fuck with... | 10 | 7 | |
1393038724 | 1393139690 | t3_1ylezu | t5_2to41 | 63 | vmast3r: TIFU by trying to research my competition.
While just starting out my own media services, I have no idea how to price things. I have a general idea on what to charge, my highs and lows, but wanted to see what other already established businesses are charging. After some thinking, I decided I would use some rev... | 3 | 21 | |
1393048588 | 1393049722 | t3_1ylrse | t5_2to41 | 6 | reallybad_detective: TIFU by taking to much add meds
I had a test today but a bad night sleep I needed to do good I slept in that day my parents woke me up gave me so i time capsule would be fine till lunch i woke up completely forgotten i had taken the pills so i go down stairs take 2 more so I'm on 200 mg i didn't kn... | 3 | 2 | |
1393046869 | 1393098100 | t3_1ylpp8 | t5_2to41 | 40 | FYUGHI: TIFU by telling someone with a severe peanut allergy I had a PB&J
So it was a normal day of school (I'm in high school). So I'm at lunch sitting with around six other friend and I finish my pizza first. I start drinking out of my water bottle and a friend asks if he can have a drink. I say sure and he asks ... | 4 | 10 | |
1393071200 | 1393211194 | t3_1yma2n | t5_2to41 | 24 | DextersLittleHelper: TIFU by assuming nothing was out of place while I walked through my house in the dark.
Let's just say that now I'm covered in soil and my shins will be sore for a week.
Stupid pot-plant.
GetPet: Pot plant or plant pot?
Chronophagous: I was about to ask the same thing. There's a pretty big differen... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1393058524 | 1393096330 | t3_1ym19u | t5_2to41 | 2 | lord_james: TIFU by visiting a casino
This is not as interesting as you think.
So I've been playing Fallout: New Vegas for a while now, and I've got a little less than half way through the game. I've been using Cass as a companion (though that may change after this), and I 'd just finished her mission to (**SPOILERS**... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1393078357 | 1393107751 | t3_1ymgau | t5_2to41 | 58 | PantheraLupus: TIFU by underestimating my boobs
I was sitting on my laptop catching up on the latest ohjoysextoy.com comics when my cat started being weird and closing my bedroom door and trying to open it again. Whatever, I just kept opening my door and sat back down.
Of course this was the perfect opportunity for h... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1393078977 | 1393119521 | t3_1ymgy4 | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking.
I work as a personal assistant to a lady and one of the things she wanted help with today was moving the giant plant pot on her balcony into another spot. This thing is huge and too heavy for me to lift as it had become full of water, as well as having all the soil in it still. So we decided... | 6 | 22 | |
1393085207 | 1393131626 | t3_1ymoby | t5_2to41 | 478 | SugarMagnolia94: TIFU by masterburating in my friend's apartment while he watched
Okay so for endless personal reasons I'm staying at a friend's apartment right now. Well, today I move out technically so it won't be much longer, but there's now a problem.
I'm a REALLY horny woman. I mean I wake up sometimes and am jus... | 9 | 53.111111 | |
1393087529 | 1393102574 | t3_1ymrf8 | t5_2to41 | 35 | tifudrunk: TIFU by getting drunk
I don't usually drink. Last night I drank about 450-500 milliliters of vodka in like 10 minutes.
I don't remember much, but I know I revealed way more information than I would ever do sober. I'm a really private person, and I told someone I barely know a lot of intimate details about ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1393090893 | 1393345222 | t3_1ymwg4 | t5_2to41 | 220 | mealbudget: TIFU by losing my cool with a bunch of teenagers, and having my bus window smashed
So I'm a public bus driver. It may or may not be common knowledge that bus drivers can cop a lot of shit, and all walks of society love giving it to us. White collar workers, blue collar workers, other drivers, poor people, h... | 6 | 36.666667 | |
1393093876 | 1393277387 | t3_1yn0z5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | DeadAlice: TIFU by not buying toilet paper
This morning, I noticed that we were almost running out of TP and told my SO to remember that we need to buy some today. A little while ago, I realised I had to pee and was sure there was enough paper left for that. "I'll just go buy some after."
I was right, and wrong. It w... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1393090817 | 1393111520 | t3_1ymwby | t5_2to41 | 42 | lemonscentedcunt: Tifu by using my favorite vegan lemon soap on my whole body
So I jumped in the shower this morning. Threw in a nice playlist, got the water all nice and hot for a good relaxing shower.
Now, my favorite soap is a nice vegan lemon soap that contains a shit ton of real citrus products. Lemon oil, orang... | 6 | 7 | |
1393104427 | 1393212794 | t3_1ynh4q | t5_2to41 | 730 | [deleted]: TIFU by snapchatting
I was getting a bit frisky with a fwb over snapchat (im a guy btw). I jumped in the shower and started snapchatting her of myself. Well, the screen of my phone started getting wet and I had just taken a photo of my face and my junk, but I couldn't send it because the phone acts up when t... | 9 | 81.111111 | |
1393122868 | 1393259465 | t3_1yo8hi | t5_2to41 | 83 | Samyania: TIFU by asking my manager if I could take home an expired cake.
So I've been working at this food service job for like a month, and it's my first food service job. I've been taking home, with the assistant managers' blessings, the expired stuff that we can't donate. Today was my first day closing with the man... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1393123226 | 1393155122 | t3_1yo8w2 | t5_2to41 | 1,833 | KillerMagikarp: TIFU by buying concert tickets
This technically happened yesterday but I didn't realize it was a fuck up until just now.
I'm 17 and a junior in high school. Yesterday I was sitting in study hall and my friend Joe was showing me a new app he got on his phone that finds good deals on concert tickets. He... | 13 | 141 | |
1393040754 | 1393140533 | t3_1ylhr6 | t5_2to41 | 42 | ISTRANGLEHOOKERSAMA: TIFU with a paintball gun.
I was out on the paintball field recently, as I usually am friday afternoons/weekends. Some background, i've been playing for two years and am utterly anal about the safety rules - they exist for a reason. One new rule this year is that you must put your "barrel bag" (bas... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1393142344 | 1393195356 | t3_1yovdv | t5_2to41 | 32 | unicornofseduction: TIFU by fucking all the bartenders out of their tips.
Today I fucked up and pissed off all my coworkers by running all the credit card batches before they had entered their tips in. I work in a bowling alley with two bars in it and I had been in since 11 am. It was 1 oclock (am) when I finally got a... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1393132587 | 1393190402 | t3_1yol2k | t5_2to41 | 30 | godstriker8: TIFU by not finding out I was called for a job interview until after it was over. Twice. At the same place.
I've been looking for my first job for almost 3 months now. I finally got an e-mail asking me for an interview last week, only problem was that I received it during the couple of days between my Gran... | 3 | 10 | |
1393148226 | 1393182153 | t3_1yp0da | t5_2to41 | 431 | Iminmybearsuit: TIFU by trying to hotbox my fiance in the car with a fart.
So, we had been going to the movies every weekend for about a month. It was a lot of fun but I found out that movie theater popcorn with butter will fuck your stomach up. Needless to say after all that popcorn I had terrible gas. Like throw up f... | 5 | 86.2 | |
1393138764 | 1393161234 | t3_1yos2z | t5_2to41 | 71 | holsandbike: TIFU by masturbating (NSFW)
So the other day I learnt how to surf (and it was so freaking fun!) (And I can now finally call myself an aussie)...
Anyways so later that night I realised I had a slightly sprained wrist, kinda sore but it wasn't too bad.
I worked yesterday and my wrist was a little worse, bu... | 9 | 7.888889 | |
1393151420 | 1393214042 | t3_1yp2p3 | t5_2to41 | 63 | LiefKH: TIFU by puttin capsacian cream on my penis, then dipped it in milk.
Sitting there at 3am, having a smoke and not sleeping because I'm out of painkillers and my wrists are killing me. Suddenly it dawns on me that I have some capsacian cream I was prescribed for this specific issue.
I put some on my wrists and t... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1393141755 | 1393209147 | t3_1youvi | t5_2to41 | 17 | Fuck_Surfing: TIFU by picking up a new surfboard.
Well this happened a few months ago but oh well. But now for a little context I hand made a surfboard for a big school project. Well time to get to the fuck up I had finished shaping the foam and laying on the fiberglass. The last coat of glass had just finished I picke... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1393165937 | 1393317517 | t3_1ypeb4 | t5_2to41 | 61 | deucedropper666: TIFU by shitting on my clothes
Last night, I went out, had a lot to drink, which means this morning I was pretty hungover. When I woke up, I really needed to take a shit. So I went to the bathroom, pulled my trousers and underwear down around my ankles, and sat on the toilet.
While in the process of t... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1393179098 | 1393202431 | t3_1ypw5c | t5_2to41 | 1,146 | Chucmorris: TIFU by turning my blizzard upside down
I was eating a blizzard in a car and after eating some I noticed that they had the blizzard logo upside down on the cup. I had already had it for a couple of minutes so it was somewhat melted. I turned it upside down and the contents all fell onto my lap and under me.... | 13 | 88.153846 | |
1393182799 | 1393241678 | t3_1yq25x | t5_2to41 | 171 | buoyak: TIFU by shitting myself on my way to my Aunt's funeral
This actually happened several years ago while I was still living with my parents and I just remembered this happened so I figured I'd share.
I was in my good suit driving to the church for my Aunt's funeral. I felt completely fine when I got in the car. I... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1393223994 | 1393259915 | t3_1yrxfl | t5_2to41 | 574 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing all over my stomach and then wiping my ass with a spider
Okay so last night we ate a whole lot of deep fried cheese and drank all the fuckin' whiskey. As those connoisseurs among you may be able to imagine, when I sat my ass down on the porcelain today it sounded like someone emptying a bucke... | 5 | 114.8 | |
1393230967 | 1393302740 | t3_1ys4nh | t5_2to41 | 66 | flirtfu: TIFU by flirting to persuade a guy.
I was at an airport in my last day of a study abroad program and I had just learned that flirting can get you extra stuff. I also wanted to take coins as a souvenir, (spent all cash previous night) but only had a credit card. So I thought of getting the coins by paying with ... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1393239872 | 1393260638 | t3_1ysbwv | t5_2to41 | 70 | spud_75: TIFU by drinking from the wrong cup
This actually happened on New Years Eve - the delay is part laziness, part not wanting to relive this particular moment.
A friend of mine had a few mates over for a house party to bring in the new year with plenty of booze and a swim in their pool. All was well as we passed... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1393243720 | 1393482139 | t3_1ysfa8 | t5_2to41 | 185 | timetochange_: TIFU by sharting right before going on stage.
I was performing at some benefit dinner, like a really fancy place. I'm talking the mayor was there. That's the caliber of this event. Myself and a bunch of other musicians from around town showed up and we all had a song or two to perform scattered throughou... | 5 | 37 | |
1393252451 | 1393293389 | t3_1ysor9 | t5_2to41 | 2,336 | TIFU_paris: TIFU by stranding my girlfriend in Paris
*UPDATE* Pretty unexciting. She came back around 4 hours after me, after having looked for me at the Louvre, as many of you suggested she would. She found the hotel after wandering for a bit (she knew the general area). I guess I let my imagination run wild, but she ... | 12 | 194.666667 | |
1393256551 | 1393257383 | t3_1ysuji | t5_2to41 | 45 | phantomnbj: TIFU by receiving imaginary fellatio
My sleeping pattern has been all out of kilter recently, so when I finished my last assignment I decided to head to bed for a well-deserved nap. Little did I know, this nap would be one of the most bizarre of my life.
At about midday I entered some quasi-awake asleep mi... | 3 | 15 | |
1393265458 | 1393277394 | t3_1yt9ng | t5_2to41 | 45 | Ecuacuba: TIFU by removing staticky bedsheets while wearing earphones
Today i woke up and just sat there laying in bed watching youtube videos with earphones as i usually do if theres nothing important to do. So i've been sitting there for about 45 mins and finally i get the courage to get out of bed. When i get up, i ... | 3 | 15 | |
1393274495 | 1393306898 | t3_1ytpxl | t5_2to41 | -27 | [deleted]: TIFU: By coming clean to my roommate.
I've had the same roommate since freshman year. We were just those two guys, who randomly got placed to live with each other and hit it off perfect. Currently we are both juniors, so we have been living together for three years now. As we were both moving into our apartm... | 17 | -1.588235 | |
1393278861 | 1393345516 | t3_1yty1q | t5_2to41 | 53 | throwaway2044: TIFU by sleeping with a friend and getting pregnant
Ok, so obviously this wasn't physically today, but I found out today that I am pregnant.
Hooked up with a guy I knew since high school and it was the most amazing sex. He was sweet and just awesome in bed.
It was legitimately the perfect hook up.
A... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1393265844 | 1393608457 | t3_1ytaaa | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering to let my dad read my ejaculate-crusted videogame magazine
Full disclosure: this happened back in 8th grade when I lived at home (I’m at university now).
In my teenage years my nighttime routine consisted of masturbating alone in my room. After blasting away into a tissue, I would discard t... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1393281108 | 1393344149 | t3_1yu24o | t5_2to41 | 32 | ACStellar: TIFU By trying to give myself Cancer
So Reddit, today I fucked up.
As a short backstory I work in a lab at college. I'm an undergraduate physics major and part of my job where I work involves sample fabrication. Much of said fabrication is done in a cleanroom environment and most of what i do requires the u... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1393279822 | 1393361684 | t3_1ytzrq | t5_2to41 | 25 | never_stayin_late: TIFU by Staying Late at School
So I got this disorder called depersonalization (not diagnosed by a doctor but it's pretty obvious to me that I have it). Its a horrible thing when suddenly you feel like you're in a dream and you're out of your body and you just start panicking and think you're going t... | 5 | 5 | |
1393295862 | 1393299315 | t3_1yusmk | t5_2to41 | 96 | ErynSMA: TIFU by getting period blood all over my dog.
I was sitting on the toilet earlier and the door was cracked open. It's that time of the month, and I went to go pull out the [softcup](http://nicolejardim.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Softcup.jpeg) that catches all the blood when my dog ran in and jumped on on m... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1393300198 | 1393671450 | t3_1yv0de | t5_2to41 | 29 | ElectricEntity: TIFU by probably making a mentally challenged kid wet his pants.
So, in my honors geometry high school class, every Monday, we go down to the gym and play kickball with the mentally challenged kids. We all get into the spirit and try pretty hard sometimes. So, the ball is kicked on the ground to me. ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1393292284 | 1393349594 | t3_1yum3i | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my Dad's piss.
I got really really high and got dry mouth, like any typical stoner would do, I'd go and get a drink. I knew there wasn't any soda in the fridge, so I went to the bathroom to drink from the tap, don't know why? But the fucking water wasn't working, so in desperation I looked f... | 4 | 3 | |
1393306323 | 1393352294 | t3_1yva0i | t5_2to41 | 75 | HardHatBoy: TIFU By wishing this girl I really like "Happy Valentines Day!" on her Facebook wall
First TIFU long time lurker here, so I'm hoping this one doesn't get to anyone, hope I'm doing this right. I know it's a little late too...
Bit of a background story, me and this girl have hung out casually, we've been fri... | 5 | 15 | |
1393305886 | 1393477912 | t3_1yv9cv | t5_2to41 | 30 | Tommygun9504: TIFU by downing a bottle of iced coffee milk that had been incubating in soil and leaves for 24 hours
TL;DR down the bottom if you're THAT sort of person...
Some background:
I'm a Year 11 (11th grade) high school student in New South Wales, Australia, and every Monday I attend TAFE (public training inst... | 5 | 6 | |
1393327251 | 1393350229 | t3_1yvtxo | t5_2to41 | 17 | KnockYouOffYourBroom: TIFU by drinking my Dad's piss.
I got really really high and got dry mouth, like any typical stoner would do, I'd go and get a drink. I knew there wasn't any soda in the fridge, so I went to the bathroom to drink from the tap, don't know why? But the fucking water wasn't working, so in desperation... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1393324359 | 1393389421 | t3_1yvs6c | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFUgiving me the silent treatment
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neongoyf: Completely unfair of her, you did not fuck up. You should not have to apologise. She implied she wanted a better body, she should take what you said positively - as encouragement to fix that.
kingsleigh: you're single aren't you
Tibeerius_Kirk: Married
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1393332977 | 1393395326 | t3_1yvz50 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my friend outside a Mcdonalds at 4AM.
Last night, me and some friends went out for drinks. The night started out good, until the point I stopped to remember. I blacked out after my fourth drink, and literally remember zero. Come to wake up this morning and my friend tells me that at some poin... | 8 | 11.125 | |
1393350036 | 1393376835 | t3_1ywokp | t5_2to41 | 1,093 | Caffeinated_Bacon: TIFU by shaving off my beard.
So, I wanted to get a fresh start on the beard instead of trimming it.
Smooth face is nice but I have gained some weight over the winter and without the beard I look like a big, fat baby. Luckily it will be back in about a week.^Seriously, ^guys. ^I'm ^fucking ^fat!... | 10 | 109.3 | |
1393357252 | 1393368664 | t3_1yx1tv | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by liking a video of a young girl dancing provocatively.
Last night my GF and I were sitting down to watch a movie, and I was absent-mindedly scrolling through my Facebook feed on my phone, not really paying attention. We have a "no phone" rule during movie-time, so when my GF started the movie, I set ... | 3 | 67.333333 | |
1393363489 | 1393432601 | t3_1yxdpp | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: Tifu by sharting my pants.
Hello,
Over the weekend I fucked myself over by sharting myself and going to my works new facility to clean myself up. You see in order to enter this building you need to use a card reader this is also the same to enter specific rooms and these rooms lock automatically behind you.... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1393365397 | 1393431848 | t3_1yxhc1 | t5_2to41 | 220 | virgyboo22: TIFU by not clearing my Google search bar
So apparently one of my professors assigned a pop quiz last week which was to be done through Blackboard (the university/student website for submitting assignments, checking courses, etc) but it never appeared on mine. I emailed the prof and attached a screen shot o... | 9 | 24.444444 | |
1393370002 | 1393437436 | t3_1yxprt | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing my door
Today I expericinced the most embaressing day of my life so far . It started after a long day of school . I came home and like most guys my age I felt horny , so I decided to masturbate . Little did I know my aunt was on her way to my house to take me to a dentist appointment ,... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1393375090 | 1393385503 | t3_1yxyta | t5_2to41 | 38 | VLCisacone: TIFU by drooling in class
So i have a cold, and i usually can't breathe during a cold. And clearly when you can't breathe you end up drooling. My dumbass decided it was a good idea to fall asleep during my lecture. As i was sleeping, i ended up drooling on my notebook, ending up with blue ink on my face and... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1393378300 | 1393621046 | t3_1yy4c7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | backfire97: TIFU by accidentally hitting a truck while pulling out
So as back story im a senior at my high school and haven't even had my license for a year. I drive a relatively nice camry because all the other cars are uninsured or being used. Today as i was pulling out of the gym parking lot, i was had to turn, but ... | 4 | 1 | |
1393379595 | 1393437898 | t3_1yy6hq | t5_2to41 | 54 | 80pip: TIFU by making a bet with a friend.
A couple months ago, my friend started watching a French cartoon called Code Lyoko. I thought it was stupid, and he would surely stop watching soon. I made a bet with him that if he watched every single episode I would watch every single episode of the anime One Piece, (dear G... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1393377846 | 1393384048 | t3_1yy3io | t5_2to41 | 16 | silvery_silver: TIFU by drinking tea.
I'm a pretty big tea drinker and when I buy tea, I put the boxes/tins in a single cupboard all together. When I choose a tea to brew, sometimes I choose one at random without looking at the box/tin unless I want a specific flavor.
A friend of mine, who is also a tea drinker, has ... | 4 | 4 | |
1393381189 | 1393442154 | t3_1yy9bo | t5_2to41 | 93 | Tibeerius_Kirk: TIFU at work by buying paint
Today while at work, my boss asked me to go to a house he is having painted (he owns rentals) to ask the painter what kind of paint and what color he needs. Also, how much more he will need. He looks at house and then tells me, in a heavy Mexican accent, "eh, five maybe. Yea... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1393382303 | 1393388739 | t3_1yybar | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by confiding in a theatre professor. I was subsequently booted from a play.
**Backstory:** I have really bad self-esteem and I tend to emotionally invest myself in things. I set really high standards for myself and I beat myself up when I fall short.
When I auditioned for A Midsummer Night's Dream, I h... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1393380930 | 1393868152 | t3_1yy8uu | t5_2to41 | 54 | TemporaryFireCrotch: TIFU by trying to cook a romantic meal
So, today is our one year anniversary, and I wanted to do something special for my bf. He loves when I'm naked and he loves when I cook for him, so I figured I would combine the two. So I'm making a roast chicken and he's loving every minute of it, watching me... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1393383347 | 1393440741 | t3_1yyd2b | t5_2to41 | 15 | Tht1nick: TIFU by smoking pot inside my house...
Hey long time reditor, first time poster.
so this didn't happen today but i feel like sharing my fuckup. it happened about a year ago.
A little back story here; Im 16 currently in grade 10. So i lived in a small town and commuted everyday about 30 minutes to school in ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1393383208 | 1394547021 | t3_1yycu7 | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by not saving my nude pics in a different folder in my phone
So I'm in a long distance relationship and I take nude pics and videos to send to my bf. well, I'm a graphic designer at a local sign shop and the other graphic designer forgot his dslr so he asked to use my phone for a quick pic of a van we'r... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1393392018 | 1393516864 | t3_1yyr7r | t5_2to41 | 58 | Locrian_DM: TIFU by forgetting that babies have hands
Happened early last week.
My son started standing on his own a few months ago and now he can take awkward steps, maybe 2 or 3 at a time, before falling on his ass, and he can crawl like The Flash after way too many beers.
I set up the usual barricades to keep him ... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1393421996 | 1393437400 | t3_1yzk4q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too much
So,as a lonely student,I eat at the school's cateen.Food is fairly balanced.Yesterday though,they had Kebab and Frys.It looked something like [this](http://foodreporter.s3.amazonaws.com/original/365/36451.jpg).And holy shit its delicious.If you're not a new guy on /r/tifu ,you probabl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1393429359 | 1393433628 | t3_1yzuvn | t5_2to41 | 32 | RassimoFlom: TIFU twice by inadvertently revealing my inherent racism
I needed to have a conversation testing a webcam with an Indian/English guy at work.
So as he walked past, I made funny hand/eye phone call signs.
And he came over baffled. So I said "remember the webcam" and he said:
"You have me confused with ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1393432881 | 1393497263 | t3_1z0110 | t5_2to41 | 63 | itchy___balls: TIFU by getting poison oak on my balls.
I just moved home and got a new puppy about two months ago. Stay with me...
I recently visited an ex-girlfriend who lives several hours away. The breakup was more due to circumstance than anything else, and we've remained friendly in the years following. We ended ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1393434457 | 1393461802 | t3_1z03vu | t5_2to41 | 140 | heroicis_regnum: TIFU by spilling paint everywhere
Technically on monday but yeah.
Right so to give this story a little back story I recently (3 weeks ago) got a job at ASDA (englands wallmart) and am just a simple shelf stacker. Get the good from the warehouse, take them to the shop floor, simple stuff.
Anyway, this... | 4 | 35 | |
1393439416 | 1393558315 | t3_1z0cye | t5_2to41 | 3,974 | MasterOstrich: TIFU by torrenting shit from both ends.
Fuck a throwaway I don't even want to think about this any longer than I have to.
I hadn't taken a shit for 4 days and decided that maybe I should take something to help out. I read online that Enemas are a reasonable alternative to the horrid pills. Rather and go... | 26 | 152.846154 | |
1393445040 | 1393470690 | t3_1z0nn7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Girly_Anja: TIFU By leaving my laptops with strangers in a bar
So today i have really messed up,
i was in bar today doing school work on my laptop, when i really had to get to the toilet urgently. There was a couple sitting next to me, also students, and they seemed to be normal and nice people so i decided to ask them... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1393452538 | 1393479138 | t3_1z11ty | t5_2to41 | 11 | tifu2013: TIFU by having shitty fucking luck day after day
Ok 2 things first I made this account to post something in Novemberish but I pussied out, second this Fuck up began Wednesday 19 February 2014.
Ok so I'm a 3rd year undergrad student majoring in history, as such my coursework is essentially essays (4-7pgs us... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1393460439 | 1393472365 | t3_1z1g76 | t5_2to41 | 3 | MyMegaGame: TIFU By shaving my pubic hair
I thought it would be a good idea to shave my pubes 3 weeks ago, now my balls itch nonstop. I'm never shaving down there again.
HomelessInBangkok: I've found Nair or neet do a good job without the itching. Follow the instructions!
KaktusDan: But the instructions clearly contra... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1393449666 | 1393523857 | t3_1z0wcs | t5_2to41 | 21 | CerealBuyer: TIFU by buying cereal.
My friend is a redditor, browses this site, and could probably easily tell who I am so I decided to make a throwaway.
MY TIFU pales in comparison to most of the other ones on here, but it still sucks. The story takes place over the course of several years, but it is still pretty rel... | 3 | 7 | |
1393462550 | 1393543343 | t3_1z1js0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheEmbernova: TIFU by accidentally wiping every file on my family's desktop.
Years' worth of pictures, files, documents -- all gone.
Shit.
TheBanger: If you haven't been using it much you might be able to recover it with something like [Recuva](http://www.piriform.com/recuva). Also - what happened?
TheEmbernova: I do... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1393459086 | 1393594610 | t3_1z1dri | t5_2to41 | 7 | bananasox: Tifu by accidentally spraying listerine breath spray in my eye.
I am at the optometrist waiting to see if I royally fucked up.
Update: my optometrist told me that the spray burnt a layer of my cornea.
Thinkme_thinkyou: You should be fine...I did that too once.
Geaux_joel: Is this a typical occurrence for p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1393480274 | 1393592058 | t3_1z2bru | t5_2to41 | 23 | Travis__: TIFU by having marijuana parapharnalia on (high) school campus
Title says it all, a friend and I walked to my car during sixth period to grab a tennis ball to play with outside of class, next thing you know idiot me is showing him my little smoking kit. Now, for someone who's smoked only a handful of times, I... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1393491367 | 1393538697 | t3_1z2mtl | t5_2to41 | 273 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally molesting my 10 year old neighbor in front of her parents
I'm an 18 year old guy who recently had a new family move in next door around a month ago. They have a 10 year old daughter who, ever since they moved in, has had a weird sort of obsession with me. She tries to talk to me every ti... | 9 | 30.333333 | |
1393496780 | 1393523025 | t3_1z2r38 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Sunstream: TIFU by discovering I had a butt trumpet.
So I got the rumbles this afternoon...
No no, don't set the counter back yet. I went to the ladies room in the shopping centre where there was only one occupied stall, so naturally I took the stall two doors down and got to work. As it turns out, there was no poop ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1393486556 | 1393545542 | t3_1z2iqp | t5_2to41 | 21 | MyLifeIsTLDR: TIFU when the intoxicated apartment door battle went wrong
This did not occur today it actually happened at the beginning of last summer.
Things you should know first, I was stressed about my financial situation at the time and when I am stressed I love to run. I also don't drink a lot, I just don't car... | 3 | 7 | |
1393495364 | 1393504079 | t3_1z2q2i | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a wall
Well this was actually two days ago but at the time I was kind of in shock and didn't realise how retarded it actually was.
I'll try and cover a few important details in the shortest way possible.
I'm in grade 11 at school and have this thing going on with a girl. Its a really long s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1393503081 | 1393505971 | t3_1z2w90 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dinosoarman: TIFU by existing a billion years ago.
BlankTrack: Care to explain?
JakeTheCake714: His username.
BlankTrack: Very clever.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1393515828 | 1393522738 | t3_1z3bo7 | t5_2to41 | 495 | poopclogfingerbutt: TIFU by fingering my butt
Sorry in advance if this is pretty gross.
This was a gradual fuckup. I spent the entire week just guzzling soda and barely enough water. Little did I know that my body would get its revenge on me without mercy.
Earlier today I felt the urge to to take a dump. I've never h... | 5 | 99 | |
1393518679 | 1393599519 | t3_1z3gig | t5_2to41 | 2,932 | JamieDeSmet: TIFU by sparing the life of a spider.
OK, so a few days ago I was taking a piss and I see this tiny little spider on the wall, on a typical day I would have killed this mother fucker. But that particular day I was feeling generous, so I spared it's life. Big mistake.
Today, I took a shower and I look up t... | 12 | 244.333333 | |
1393520234 | 1393601668 | t3_1z3j9v | t5_2to41 | 76 | Shanbo88: [TIFU] by not checking my "Other" inbox on Facebook.
So I go onto facebook today and I see a post from IGN saying, "*Anyone who entered out facebook draw for an early-access beta code for The Elder Scrolls Online, be sure to check your inbox (Make sure it's your other inbox as we won't appear in your main inb... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1393522016 | 1393605212 | t3_1z3mkh | t5_2to41 | 66 | TIFUMom: TIFU by not turning off my son's XBOX
So, I'm at work the other day and my teen son calls me to tell me that before he left home to go to work that he forgot to turn off the XBOX and when I got home could I please turn it off. I asked him if the he left the television on (was concerned that it would burn the ... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1393521707 | 1393527965 | t3_1z3m0y | t5_2to41 | 50 | studio595: TIFU by closing a gas tank.
Reddit, I dun goofed.
While sitting at a very long stoplight, I was behind a car with its gas tank door open. Thinking to myself "oh shit, their door is open, I'll get out and close it." So I did.
As soon as I did, I heard a scream from the car. The woman who was driving it had ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1393524528 | 1393628008 | t3_1z3qzp | t5_2to41 | 4 | NotForrestGump: [TIFU] by dropping out of my fraternity
I had been pledging for four weeks, with four more to go. My three best friends were in it with me. However, $380 a month plus paying for parties was way too much. Plus I've never been a fan of being kicked around/disrespected in order to "earn" friendship. So I d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1393527196 | 1393529226 | t3_1z3vvd | t5_2to41 | 18 | thecaucasian-asian: TIFU by not waking up on time
just like any other morning i have my alarms set and my family as a backup to wake me up for class in the morning. but this morning none of said alarms went off and none of said family members would wake me up. resulting in me waking up too late to get the motivation to... | 3 | 6 | |
1393524761 | 1393541506 | t3_1z3rd8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Reptarxking: TIFU by walking to the bank
Got my rent money for tomorrow, on the way back a car pulls up with two people and a gun they made me go inside took my wallet and ipod and threw me out a couple blocks away so now I have nothing....third person this happens to around here
prodigyx: Why didn't you run away from ... | 6 | 3.5 |
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