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1394212434 | 1394402304 | t3_1ztl51 | t5_2to41 | 106 | KingOCarrotFlowers: TIFU by using hair removal cream on my armpits
Last week, there was a post about someone chemically burning their sack. I laughed at it, it was hilarious. "How could you be so careless," I thought to myself, "to apply a hair removal solution to an area so sensitive without testing it first!"
In th... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1394215346 | 1394242351 | t3_1ztpwt | t5_2to41 | 1,550 | busdriverjoe: TIFU by telling a coworker my salary
I never thought I'd post here because I have good control over my bladder.
Backstory:
I've been working for a few days at an office where I am an IT Technician. It's only my second job ever. I know I shouldn't be discussing my salary with anyone, but I also didn't si... | 13 | 119.230769 | |
1394217632 | 1394222198 | t3_1zttpl | t5_2to41 | 137 | gerphq: TIFU by throwing up on my boss.
The best part of this story is that I am(was?) inches away from a pretty decent promotion.
Last night I got shitfaced. I bowl on Thursdays, and my buddies and I usually enjoy a few beers, but I guess I felt like letting loose a little bit, and we were also getting some free d... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1394221481 | 1394385017 | t3_1zu03b | t5_2to41 | 32 | Mateo89: Tifu with my Ambulance
So reddit, today I fucked up.
I work for a privately owned ambulance company that does non urgent transfers. Altho we have fully functional ambulances, we get the lights and sirens disconnected since we would never need to use them. But we recently received a new truck in our fleet and ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1394229777 | 1394458279 | t3_1zudla | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting down wrong name on airline ticket.
I checked-in online for her today just to find out that instead of putting her marital surname, I put her maiden one. She is due to fly on a low-cost Ryanair in just 10 days and I feel so damn guilty for more or less wasting $200 of hers on what is now a use... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1394232802 | 1394256830 | t3_1zuigz | t5_2to41 | 8 | theyoungandthecuriou: TIFU By Potentially Sexually Harassing a Coworker
A coworker sent me an IM today asking for a DVD I promised to lend her. I told her that I had brought it but had left it out in my car. I then meant to type "give me a sec" but accidentally typed "give me a sex." I corrected myself with the little ... | 4 | 2 | |
1394247567 | 1394324134 | t3_1zv3cy | t5_2to41 | 229 | Kid0mega: TIFU by tampon bombing
Okay, I'm still mortified, but this is probably the biggest fuckup I've done in quite some time.
So, obviously I'm a girl, and I was on my period and in school and needed to change my tampon. So I usually have this routine where once I'm sitting, I take a bit of toilet paper and fold i... | 7 | 32.714286 | |
1394251329 | 1394343155 | t3_1zv81x | t5_2to41 | 20 | shippingfail: TIFU by shipping a sex toy to my conservative christian parent's house
So this is kind of a TIFU and kind of a plea for help...
A few days ago, my wife's vibrator broke again. I have played Mr. Electrician a few times and doctored it up again for her, but this time it was past repair.
So what do I do? g... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1394252361 | 1394535177 | t3_1zv9aq | t5_2to41 | 11 | redwings784: TIFU, by getting to aggressive with my girlfriend in bed...
Happened last night. Well me and my girlfriend have been dating for a little bit now, and things have been getting a little more hot and heavy then before. Last night she was staying over my place when we decided to get a little naughty, we were m... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1394247537 | 1394289252 | t3_1zv3bc | t5_2to41 | -7 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by stepping on the cat accidentally
So this morning, after hubby (who had the day off) took our son to school, I was cleaning the house as I usually do. I had plugged my earbuds in and was listening to a Star Trek podcast while I was sweeping and mopping our wood laminate floors. The cat, who is ol... | 3 | -2.333333 | |
1394253098 | 1394393638 | t3_1zva4y | t5_2to41 | 149 | ifuckedup_ifuckedup: TIFU by letting my friend give me a handjob and masturbating together
Tonight I got drunk and (horny and wanting to please) let my friend who A) has never had sex and B) is probably gay, give me a handjob and we masturbated to porn together... Fuck fuck fuck. I have a girlfriend, I know this guy, t... | 9 | 16.555556 | |
1394257941 | 1394258803 | t3_1zvfm0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Semyonov: TIFU Brother Edition: My brother works at a BMW dealer and put a whole in the side of a $95,000 BMW 650. Picture in text.
[Not much I can say about this other than he really fucked up.](http://i.imgur.com/BoiMjtl.jpg)
He's a lot tech and apparently took a corner too sharply.
Oops.
Apparently the repairs we... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1394263758 | 1394296339 | t3_1zvl78 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU for lying to my rotc officer
WPBDoc: Sounds like to me that you deserve what you've got coming to you...
tifu2013: Right? This guy "3 semesters on probation" and flat out lying to his instructor come on man You don't just tell them what you think they want to hear. Tell them the truth.
| 3 | 2 | |
1394279928 | 1394349704 | t3_1zvwr1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | i_spin_bubbles: Tifu by leaving my window open while putting a cup into the dishwasher
About three months ago I got two cats who live indoor because my apartment is on the fifth floor downtown in a city. My room has three big windows right next to each other so there is one long window ledge. I opened the left window t... | 8 | 4 | |
1394285070 | 1394314513 | t3_1zw0oc | t5_2to41 | 519 | chisholmmmmm: TIFU by forgetting my wallet at home
Long story short, I had to take the SAT today, I've been prepping for a month, all for me to fucking forget my wallet at home, meaning I had no photo id on my person, so I just wasted a ton of money and time all for nothing. Great.
TheCoconutCookie: Well on the bright ... | 10 | 51.9 | |
1394304795 | 1394398032 | t3_1zwojy | t5_2to41 | 9 | Archdemonic: TIFU, WE MESSED WITH FIRE... Yeah, Bad Idea... REAL Bad Idea.
My friend and I were bored, so we decided to play around with a lighter and an aerosol can. **Inside** I don't know why we thought this was a good idea. Anyway, we had some fun with that, and then my friend had the **brilliant** idea of, **"Dude... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1394323417 | 1394407340 | t3_1zxfo4 | t5_2to41 | 160 | dailyspecialcase: TIFU by jumping to conclusions
I had to drop something off at my best friend's apartment. I was just planning on leaving it on his doorstep, since I knew he and his wife would be at work since it was the middle of a weekday. I didn't even bother knocking.
Then I heard a crashing noise. Now in my defe... | 10 | 16 | |
1394328231 | 1394395672 | t3_1zxm4g | t5_2to41 | 1,146 | JacqueHammer: TIFU by getting lost enroute to take SAT, ending up shitting my pants during first section.
I had to take the SAT this morning at a school I had never been to, i showed up about 5 minutes before the test was about to begin and didn't have time to go to the bathroom before starting the test. About 10minute... | 12 | 95.5 | |
1394344816 | 1394454644 | t3_1zy6h8 | t5_2to41 | 30 | tubbybubbler: TIFU by stealing a haircut and cutting off a co-workers debit card.
So yesterday a co-worker and I had lunch at a local restaurant. We both paid with our debit cards, and we both have the same bank and our cards are almost identical. Usually I can tell my card apart from other peoples, bc mine is trashed,... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1394350194 | 1394663709 | t3_1zybep | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to work when I shouldn't have.
Not a throwaway, no real shame since I learned a lesson.
I went to sleep last night knowing I was in for the evil cold that my SO has had for the last few days. It's short but it's powerful and snot flows freely where it may, namely down my throat.
I woke up wi... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1394358100 | 1394500800 | t3_1zyh7o | t5_2to41 | 52 | lorenzo22: TIFU by lighting the grill with the lid on, then up.
Yeah, in a hurry to start grilling the chicken because the in-laws were over, turned on the gas grill burners with the lid closed. Got distracted, 2 minutes later I went to hit the light button. Opened the lid first because that's what I normally do........ | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1394361384 | 1394395285 | t3_1zyj8w | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheIlluminaughty: TIFU by napping with my boyfriend
My boyfriend and I have yet to introduce each other to our families although they know of each other's existence. Thus, when I go over to his place, usually it is when his mom isn't home (dad has passed RIP), while his grandparents are in a separate part of the house ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1394374134 | 1394408473 | t3_1zysg7 | t5_2to41 | 409 | nessonic: TIFU by vigorously digging into my girlfriend's asscrack
So sometimes when I wake up while sleeping and I'm cold, I reach over and grab her leg to wrap mine around for warmth if she's facing me.
She wasn't facing me.
Thus, in my half awake state I'm wondering what's stopping my hand from going further and g... | 8 | 51.125 | |
1394373045 | 1394488453 | t3_1zyrhg | t5_2to41 | 41 | BroseidonSirF: TIFU by setting my alarm clock.
I have a piano evaluation in Princeton today. It's an hour drive, so I decided if I needed to be there for my performance at 10 AM I should be up by 830.
My alarm clock didn't change with daylight saving's time.
It's 9:50 right now.
I'm not in Princeton right now.
asd... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1394376276 | 1394406351 | t3_1zyui6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | 1fish10fish: TIFU by being <5 minutes late for a United Airlines flight
It's daylight savings day, and I'm apparently the only one on this side of the Mississippi who uses a non-internet alarm clock and forgot to consult the almanac. I got to watch the last people board for my flight *and* the stand-bys get on too. ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1394401072 | 1394406128 | t3_1zztza | t5_2to41 | 9 | Quesoforever: TIFU by syncing my photos to my phone
Long story short I syncd my google plus account to my new phone and it syncd some old nudes and I cant delete them. Help is appreciated!
TL; DR syncd nudes onto my brand new phone
Natanael85: So the nudes synced from google to the phone? I expected the other way aroun... | 3 | 3 | |
1394401316 | 1394422631 | t3_1zzudf | t5_2to41 | 1,209 | strugglingstomach: TIFU by jizzing on my new mechanical keyboard and breaking it
I hadn't jerked off in a few days and I shot farther than I thought it was going to go. Some of it went past the tissue I laid out and landed in between 5 keys on my 1 month old $150 mechanical keyboard and immediately it started to act st... | 12 | 100.75 | |
1394407321 | 1394461673 | t3_2003p7 | t5_2to41 | 48 | drphilthy: TIFU by cutting my ball sack with scissors.
This was a few days ago but appropriate.
Tuesday night I had a lady friend coming over and I decided I would trim my hedges a bit as they were bushy as shit. I told her to give me an hour heads up so I could trim, shower, and finish off this homework I had to do. I... | 6 | 8 | |
1394406730 | 1394491503 | t3_2002ro | t5_2to41 | 150 | Mordit: TIFU by hanging out with a disabled friend
So, I was back in town and my mom invited me to hangout with her physically disabled friend "soandso". Now it's important to mention soandso is an amputee. She had her left leg entirely removed after a horrible car crash she was in when she was 19 that took the life of... | 6 | 25 | |
1394411621 | 1394513242 | t3_200a63 | t5_2to41 | 65 | nasua: TIFU by poisoning myself with nicotine
On Friday, I decided to try an electronic cigarette. Little did I know that e-cigs can deliver more nicotine than standard cigarettes but have a slower absorption rate. I kept dragging and dragging at it. When I went to bed, I wasn't feeling all that great.
Saturday was o... | 12 | 5.416667 | |
1394413996 | 1394423789 | t3_200dqi | t5_2to41 | 67 | galacticfish: TIFU by pissing all over myself, the toilet, wall and floor mat.
This happened a couple nights ago. The wife and I were craving some BBQ for dinner. I'm normally picky about where I get BBQ because it can be really hit or miss, but we opted to try a new place out. The ribs and pulled pork we ate were ... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1394414143 | 1394421137 | t3_200dyn | t5_2to41 | 5 | Yolkley: TIFU: by smoking weed in my friends garage
my friend and I bought some weed and started to smoke it (outside) so then we went inside and sat on our asses for a while because we were high as fuck) my friend got this stupid idea to smoke the rest of the weed in his garage using an apple bong so we went into his ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1394418517 | 1394503149 | t3_200kl8 | t5_2to41 | 95 | HiMyBallsAreItchy: TIFU by manscaping for the first time in the shower while my Christian parents where away at church.
I made a throwaway account because my friends know my regular account.
Today I was trying to write my essay for my english class so I stayed home alone while my parents and family went to church. I w... | 5 | 19 | |
1394420157 | 1394809326 | t3_200n04 | t5_2to41 | 4 | upads: TIFU My dad fucked up, we made up
So following last week's incident where my father calls me a "slut" our conditions has been worsening in a way we don't want, resulting in awkward silences during meals. Today we got into this row about washing clothes...details unimportant, but he tried to win the argument with... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1394418464 | 1394574003 | t3_200kiq | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting my ex blackout drunk in her parents house.
This happened a couple of weeks ago, but I just discovered this subreddit so fuck it. It was a Friday night and I was at my ex's (at that point we just started dating). Now it's important to note that we're in high-school, so drinking ha... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1394426792 | 1394483008 | t3_200w3p | t5_2to41 | 249 | slabester: TIFU by farting in my boyfriend's face.
My boyfriend and I have been together for just under a year now, though we have been friends longer. I am more comfortable and myself around him than I am with anyone else. Having said that, I feel I should explain that I am an extremely inhibited, easily embarrassed p... | 7 | 35.571429 | |
1394450461 | 1394571116 | t3_201fwx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by screenshotting on Snapchat
I was snapchatting this girl I kinda like and I took a screenshot cause I didn't have time to read all the squiggly writing she wrote. How the fuck am I supposed to know that snapchat sends someone a notification when you take a screenshot? She hasn't actually said anything... | 4 | 2 | |
1394451572 | 1394461766 | t3_201gsx | t5_2to41 | 2 | upads: TIFU I only just realized...
coffeedream: i don't get it...
upads: My name is Up, so when my colleagues read the reddit title out loud, it'd sound like 'today I fucked Up' like when others say 'today I fucked Candi'
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1394433591 | 1394554577 | t3_2013i9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KristyConfused: TIFUpdate: shaving in the shower
So I haven't had any more major mishaps. I went and got a ladies' wet/dry electric razor, though it doesn't really do a good job. I use it for everything but face and armpits (I tried it on the pits like, three times. BAD idea, they were sore for days). For a late birthd... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1394463045 | 1394465385 | t3_201tmi | t5_2to41 | 1 | sportguy555: TIFU by going to North/South Carolina and not eating Smithfield's/Chick-Fil-A/Cook-Out
Garza1: No it isn't
sportguy555: New Keyboard: $30
Farting in someone's face: Quickly forgotten
Eating BBQ and Waffle Fries in the south: Priceless
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1394470756 | 1394476207 | t3_2025iq | t5_2to41 | 137 | jchabotte: TIFU by not closing the lid.
So this actually happened yesterday (YIFU). I came home from visiting my parents. Had to go and poop. sat my ass down on the toilet seat and dropped a deuce while browsing reddit on my phone. All finished? good! put my phone down on the back of the toilet seat and stood up to wip... | 9 | 15.222222 | |
1394473781 | 1394506724 | t3_202ao9 | t5_2to41 | 131 | TheAmishSpaceCadet: TIFU by ruining a sexting relationship with a sexy Russian girl by making a joke about Putin.
Ok this was actually weeks ago, but still i have to share i guess. I had this pretty cool sexting relationship with this random Russian girl. We met on Omegle, I gave her my kik (basically an app that is re... | 15 | 8.733333 | |
1394471644 | 1394496045 | t3_2026zy | t5_2to41 | 524 | Lakonthegreat: TIFU by ruining a recording session.
DrMasterBlaster: Finally, a TIFU that doesn't involve jizz.
ggggbabybabybaby: Or shitting your pants.
Lakonthegreat: Thank Science. Nope, I'm someone who has their IBS well under control.
[deleted]: You be what?
sp00nzhx: IBS=Irritable Bowel Syndrome
[deleted]: http... | 10 | 52.4 | |
1394473440 | 1394565505 | t3_202a1w | t5_2to41 | 189 | tdrix: TIFU reading the craigslist m4m personals at work
They're so humorous sometimes that it's hard to help reading them as a last ditch effort to avoid boredom; today, I have very little work to do in the office and figured I'd spread it throughout my day so I could ease into the week.
I use my own private equipmen... | 5 | 37.8 | |
1394475769 | 1395077355 | t3_202e6v | t5_2to41 | 33 | cum-n-puke-with-me: TIFU by accidently tasting my cum, resulting in puking on my gf.
this was the other night. St patricks day event. I was with my girlfriend and others and we barhopped all day long. My girl and I dip back to the hotel, and get naughty.
We're in a LTR so im bangin her from behind rawdog and after so... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1394412524 | 1394521820 | t3_200bj7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Angrypirate54: TIFU by getting shit on my electric shaver.
So I usually poop before I shower, seems reasonable enough since i don't waste toilet paper if I'm going into the shower anyways.
So After I'm done I head into the shower and notice my nice O'l prickly genitalia. So whatever I thought it was time for a clean up... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1394490522 | 1394541960 | t3_2034a3 | t5_2to41 | 1,543 | itossmormons-sadface: TIFU and knocked a Mormon down a hill
Within an hour of waking up, I managed to…
- drop my bra in the toilet.
- knock over a lamp, denting the bar
- wham my crotch on a table corner, collapse in pain, and land on my bf's Legos
I hurriedly tossed my crap in my purse and headed out, just barely on... | 11 | 140.272727 | |
1394491656 | 1394694454 | t3_20367y | t5_2to41 | 75 | JCWalker97: TIFU by killing the elderly
I'd been feeling severely under the weather for a few weeks now, which would usually stick out but having recently (past year) had glandular fever, I was expecting illnesses to level up and put all their skill points into wrecking me. So after shrugging it off despite a horrendou... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1394494921 | 1394666255 | t3_203bsh | t5_2to41 | 25 | fnasbin: TIFU by pissing my pants
Today at school my friend was going on and on about how great this new bubble tea place is at our local mall. Well, I like bubble tea. My parents won't be home after school and my sister is hanging out with her friends, so I say screw it I'll go. I skytrain there and buy a cup. It'... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1394495575 | 1394498188 | t3_203cx6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Gejakiat: TIFU by missing my flight because I confused '19:35' with '9.35'
I'm writing this in the airport. This could have had serious repercussions as tomorrow I have a cross atlantic flight to catch! Luckily the flight could be moved forward but even though I checked the flight at least 5 times today, I never notice... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1394497720 | 1394499041 | t3_203gho | t5_2to41 | 27 | UniqueFunnyName: TIFU by cutting off an ambulance with it's lights on, and then doing 20 over the speed limit to get out of its way.
So I was on my way to pick up my younger sister from school since she doesn't like riding the bus. I was at the stop light with the radio on when I heard what I thought was sirens. I turn... | 3 | 9 | |
1394501988 | 1394502619 | t3_203nmt | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kreepygamer: TIFU by holding my fiancee's head down (NSFW)
This was last night, actually, but still.
Almost every night after we put our children to bed, we get an hour to have fun with one another. Usually that includes, but is not limited to, a deepthroat blowjob, sex, some anal fingering on both ends, and rough bit... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1394503367 | 1394886635 | t3_203q0x | t5_2to41 | 11 | trevonator126: TIFU by getting superglue all over my hand.
I know not a typical fuckup, but it's annoying as hell. I was bending the tube like a dumbass when it broke open and got all over my hand. I ran to the sink fast and put my hand under cold water. Bad idea. It hardened instantly.
Pic: http://i.imgur.com/YVO88ef... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1394506036 | 1394561620 | t3_203uez | t5_2to41 | 310 | busdriverjoe: TIFUpdate I told a co-worker my salary. In case you want to know how it went.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ztpwt/tifu_by_telling_a_coworker_my_salary/
So I last mentioned that I got a phone call from another coworker that the business owner got in a fight with my supervisor and my supervisor br... | 5 | 62 | |
1394502343 | 1394580130 | t3_203oa5 | t5_2to41 | 110 | d4ed4e: TIFU by not asking for a girls number.
Well, that was Saturday night, after meeting her at some random party. The girl was super cute, and we ended up talking for quite a few hours, somehow finding privacy at a place that likely had 40 plus people for most of the night - she even skimped out on watching her fri... | 8 | 13.75 | |
1394494160 | 1394539071 | t3_203aic | t5_2to41 | 14 | xternal7: TIFU by leaving in a hurry
Okay, technically this happened yesterday (on Sunday) but I've only learned about it today.
I'm a student, I'm at home during the weekend and at dorm during the week. It was Sunday, I decided I'll leave for the dorm a bit early. The bus I wanted to take left at 15:40. Because I'm a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1394502269 | 1394546766 | t3_203o60 | t5_2to41 | 23 | JJB366: TIFU by sending a provocative snapchat to a conservative Christian girl
Ohh, fuck. Accidentally clicked on her name. Its only a pic of my thigh/bit of pubes but I'm so screwed if she opens it. Everyone will find out...
I'm so dead... I can't even think of an excuse
EDIT: [everything went better than expected... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1394425075 | 1394532459 | t3_200tyq | t5_2to41 | 23 | saltytroll: TIFU by not peeing before sleeping
Technically it was half fuck up last night half fuck up today. So I've been in a musical and two nights ago was closing night. After that the one of the other actors had an after party which involved a lot of singing and no sleep. So in my sleep deprived state I head to br... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1394519495 | 1394686529 | t3_204bpd | t5_2to41 | 241 | tifuTIFUtifu: TIFU by accidentally sending a bunch of pictures to a girl. Of herself.
So I recently met this girl a few weeks ago at a party and ended up making out with her at the end of the night. Pretty standard stuff, I get her number afterwords and facebook message her a bit. A few days later I invite her over my ... | 8 | 30.125 | |
1394524485 | 1394576849 | t3_204g70 | t5_2to41 | 19 | IGLAW: IFU on Saturday by drinking Vodka
I met a girl on OkCupid a few weeks ago who just moved here this past week, and we were gonna go on a date on the Sunday of last weekend.
On Saturday she asked if I wanted to come hang out at her new apartment with her and her roommates. I figured this would be a better first e... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1394547956 | 1394648321 | t3_2051py | t5_2to41 | 41 | Simple-ish: TIFU by failing a mid-term
Today I fucked up. Today I received the results to the mid-term exam for a required class for my major, and I failed are. The worst part of this is that it is 100% my fault.
The exam is worth 20% of my final grade, and I managed 7% of the 20.
I feel like shit. I know that as l... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1394555028 | 1394560076 | t3_205coy | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a kid with a pellet gun
So I went to my friends house and we decided to go shoot pellet guns as he were shooting I thought itd be a good idea to shoot his little brother. I shot him about seven times and it left welts and it broke skin. Little did I know his dad was watching all of this from... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1394563824 | 1394758531 | t3_205rfm | t5_2to41 | 937 | Tizaki: TIFU Hiding a shart during a meeting
After eating a hearty breakfast of sriracha and burritos, I went to a meeting in the workplace. My stomach hurt pretty bad and I had a few rancid wisps before getting in there, but it didn't really occur to me as I entered that it would later become a problem.
And so, the m... | 11 | 85.181818 | |
1394564640 | 1394603052 | t3_205su3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Social_Ghost: TIFU by choosing to drive, and disrespecting the dead
So today my sister (20) and I (16) decided to go out of town and do some shopping for our mother as some sort of nice surprise. My sister allowed me to drive, and was excited to be chauffeured around, but didn't pay attention to what I was doing, and t... | 5 | 3 | |
1394562515 | 1394586262 | t3_205p7n | t5_2to41 | 130 | not_a_witty_name: TIFU by breaking my toe while healing from a broken leg
I broke my fibula a few months back. I have just started getting around without my air cast but still use crutches. Well, I stumbled while using my crutches and stubbed a toe on my weight bearing leg on my crutch.... And it's broken. Hurts mor... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1394566881 | 1394633894 | t3_205wrc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressing a NSFW link in class
Not just any NSFW, SPACEDICKS NSFW.
Hope the people behind my aren't to scarred..
BLOB_cat: One time at uni, some guy in the *front row* busted out a laptop with casual furry porn as his desktop background :/
Most of the class saw.
Yourfavouritelesbian: > some guy
I... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1394569410 | 1394573081 | t3_2061a4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | prickpunch: TIFU by getting banned from /r/offmychest
le_mous: What'd you do?
prickpunch: I was being AMERICAN-- and I used "tits" in a sentence. I think it was that
That_Deaf_Guy: /r/OffMyChest + tits = many Lols. They need to calm their tits.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1394571957 | 1394658745 | t3_2065x5 | t5_2to41 | 2,190 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my college career
I have 5 classes left for an Engineering degree from a pretty prestigious university. We had a big report due a couple weeks ago. The final product was about 75 pages. I fucked up on one section... I didn't know how to do a certain part correctly, so I scoped out an opportun... | 16 | 136.875 | |
1394577393 | 1395150469 | t3_206fm8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Risen_Warrior: TIFU by getting Pepper Spray on my hands.
So today I was going though my desk looking for a pencil and I came across a container of pepper spray. I tried spraying it, but apparently it was old, so it just dribbled down onto my hand, so I threw it away and washed my hands. Apparently washing my hands didn... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1394588432 | 1395159057 | t3_206xd3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | CanuckPhuck: TIFU by leaving the car running
I picked my sister up from work tonight. I decided I would drop her off at home before stopping to get gas. I pulled up to the house and saw my cousin's car in the driveway. Anyways, ended up talking to him for a long while, forgetting my car was left running in the drivewa... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1394595180 | 1394641824 | t3_207836 | t5_2to41 | 63 | martymar18: TIFU by accidentally hypnotizing myself
A while back I went to a hypnotist show where I was one of the volunteers who was hypnotized. I remember some of what they had me do but in bits and piece that seem almost like dreams with no real context. Recently I have been using online hypnosis videos to try and s... | 7 | 9 | |
1394600272 | 1394768729 | t3_207f4u | t5_2to41 | 219 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep whilst masturbating.
This was actually a while ago, but oh well.
The title sums it up pretty nicely, but I was in my bedroom lying on my bed and beating off, holding the sausage hostage, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey or whatever you'd like to call it. I had my laptop open o... | 7 | 31.285714 | |
1394607484 | 1394744793 | t3_207mrv | t5_2to41 | 11 | oilyhampster: TIFU by accidentally spilling a puddle of white out onto my desk at school
I found a white out pen today and when i tried to use it it didn't work, so i was curious of what the ball that mixes the white out (don't know it's technical term). I screw the point of the pen off and tipped it downwards and trie... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1394618245 | 1394792841 | t3_207v76 | t5_2to41 | 133 | Wo0dles: TIFU by ruining the lives of a few children. (M)
I work nights, so i woke around 1pm and decided to go for a run before work. I grabbed my work stuff, threw it in my truck and proceeded with my run (its about 2pm by now). I return from my run (2:45ish) sweaty and exsausted, jump in my truck and pull off to hea... | 10 | 13.3 | |
1394620281 | 1394641186 | t3_207ws2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking a bath.
I took a nice, short bath after a *very* difficult work day. I was relaxed and happy as hell. I get out and no towels were around. "fuck I'll just run out and get it" I think to myself. "It's 12 am, everyone is in bed." I peek out, ask if anyone is out there, and look out for my towel.... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1394629237 | 1394687370 | t3_2084yj | t5_2to41 | 2,219 | juicyjes: TIFU by telling a large African women that I was sexually excited by her coconuts
So, I'm living in a French speaking African country for a few months, and my French is actually pretty solid. Directly translated, however, "I am excited" means "I am horny" (Je suis excitée). I was buying coconuts from a woman ... | 13 | 170.692308 | |
1394632803 | 1394810616 | t3_20893k | t5_2to41 | 315 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting both me and my family's company sued
So about two years ago I was driving down an empty major highway; however, after coming over the peak of a hill I found a Jeep completely stopped in the fast lane. There wasn't enough time for me to stop, I tried quickly changing lanes but I ended up clip... | 7 | 45 | |
1394636969 | 1394640948 | t3_208ezh | t5_2to41 | 126 | indecisive311: TIFU by trying to rip the tag off a neck pillow
Currently stuck in Memphis killing time. I wanted to sleep on the flight, so before we boarded, I bought one of those neck pillows with the little beads in it, kinda like a bean bag, but with little tiny foam beads. We get on the plane, and I notice it has ... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1394629558 | 1394738077 | t3_2085bf | t5_2to41 | 112 | iKidCudi: TIFU by calling a black security guy "Ma nigga"
Me and some friends were (drunk) taking a short cut through the local botanical gardens. When we jumped the fence to get out though we came face to face with two security guys (campus watch, university town).
They gave us a talk about trespassing and told us n... | 4 | 28 | |
1394638637 | 1394764482 | t3_208hko | t5_2to41 | 38 | AccuVox: TIFU by letting my best friend take the fall
This happened 4 years ago but [this question](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1zsl4l/have_you_ever_farted_accidentally_in_front_of/) on ask reddit bought back some fond memories. I posted this there but no one payed heed to my youthful flatulence, so here... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1394651105 | 1394986555 | t3_2093du | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught looking at pictures of deformed penises by my maths teacher
Okay so I was in my form room. Me and my friends in there often go on the computers and look at the weirdest stuff we can find, our form tutor has gotten used to this and has seen everything from Potato Knishes to horse porn. ... | 11 | 2.454545 | |
1394671335 | 1394744650 | t3_20a2mi | t5_2to41 | 31 | Dr_VictorFries: TIFU By Admitting Marijuana Use
Semi-Throwaway
Today I fucked up. I was planning on joining the military and admitted to being a previous user of marijuana (Not now, clean for ~4 years) to a recruiter over the phone. But I told the recruiter that I was previously a *moderate* user that used >100... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1394670517 | 1394675368 | t3_20a192 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By not putting the moves on a girl and being awkward
Actually happened last Saturday but the feeling of fuck up is still evident. So I met this girl a few weeks ago through friends and there was a mutual attraction. I found her facebook and eventually got her number. We texted about everyday, and low an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1394674899 | 1394753354 | t3_20a861 | t5_2to41 | 119 | iamtheonewhotokes: TIFU by romantically kissing my mom on the lips
I've been away from home for about a year, and pretty much the only female encounters I've had the whole time is with my girlfriend. I work with all dudes and don't interact with any girls unless you count store clerks. I finally came back to visit my p... | 7 | 17 | |
1394671501 | 1394743662 | t3_20a2w3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | gentleman_horse: TIFU by finding my fetish.
Well, this happened last night, but oh well.
I was browsing some porn subreddits when I found a lovely one called /r/joi or jerk off instructions. Well I started masturbating, and when I came, I came more than I ever have before. I should add I was lying in bed. So when I cam... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1394681990 | 1394723575 | t3_20aj02 | t5_2to41 | 1,397 | kittycatkisser: TIFU by telling a mother I thought her son would grow up to be tall.
I recently re-connected with an old friend of mine, and I met her 6 month old son for the first time. Knowing her husband (who is well over 6 feet) and she is also quite tall, I told her "I bet he grows up to be tall and handsome just ... | 8 | 174.625 | |
1394690095 | 1394694079 | t3_20asve | t5_2to41 | 10 | upads: TIFU By giving head, need help
I haven't met with my boyfriend for a few weeks already and we were getting a little frisky during lunch so we went for a quickie in the toilet...
Long story short, he blew his load down my throat and it is SO THICK. It is stuck at the back of my throat and I can't get rid of it. ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1394699004 | 1394760571 | t3_20b07e | t5_2to41 | 47 | SneerfulWizard: TIFU by peeing on my floss
So it's about 3 am and I was multitasking buying flossing while taking a piss. I got some schmoo on my floss and rather than rinse it under a tap, I rinsed it in my stream of pee. And proceeded to floss my fucking mouth with it. It was disgusting and needless to say I won't be... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1394688612 | 1394718480 | t3_20ar8z | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU - Made a joke to the Sr. VP about him being a "junkie".
Company dinner - end up seated next to the Sr. VP.
Discussion gets off into the weeds, somehow find myself (middle management) talking about heroine with with my boss and the Sr. VP, (no idea how we got on that subject). SR. VP starts talking... | 3 | 3 | |
1394716723 | 1395266705 | t3_20bcpg | t5_2to41 | 16 | GroundsKeeper2: TIFU by getting my first speeding ticket...
*Really, it was yesterday.*
* I had just come from my first meeting with employment agency (I work 2 part-time jobs, but just started using this employment agency that day) and had received excellent news concerning employment. So I was feeling great afterwo... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1394727447 | 1394968915 | t3_20breq | t5_2to41 | 46 | zsnopek: TIFU by shitting myself
This story is a little bit older but I wanted to share it with you anyways.
I was in elementary school. Our teacher gave us an asignement to watch a gymnastic competition instead of attending gym class.
It was early morning, 7 AM. I woke up, ate greasy leafy cheese-pie for breakfast a... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1394731650 | 1394739158 | t3_20by4h | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by congratulating my former co-worker's wife on being pregnant and expecting a new baby....Turns out she is just fat. I congratulated a fat woman for being pregnant with cheeseburgers
ToolFO: Look at it on the bright side. You fucked up by actively motivating someone to become healthier.
ThePlayfulPyt... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1394731765 | 1394755254 | t3_20byb6 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying my ex's name during sex.
I was drunk. I wasn't even thinking about her. As soon as it happened I tried to stop it. She left the room, came back and I tried to apologize, but she asked me to leave. I feel so horrible about it. It was just an accident. I don't know how to make it right with her.... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1394736779 | 1394766649 | t3_20c6iz | t5_2to41 | 51 | rebreaded: TIFU by putting milk in my coffee.
(This was yesterday)
I suck at mornings. No. I'm fucking awful at mornings. Unless I have caffeine in my bloodstream within 10 minutes of waking up I'm going back to sleep. Usually it's not a problem, usually I'll hit up the coffee truck on the way to class. Yesterday, th... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1394739688 | 1394775682 | t3_20cbfh | t5_2to41 | 1,855 | [deleted]: TIFU - I Farted at Work
They're doing construction in the lobby and curbside below us- lots of drilling, hammering and jackhammering. I'm sitting here doing my work, having recently changed my office chair from one with a cushion bottom to one with a solid plastic yet comfortable seat when I suddenly balloo... | 9 | 206.111111 | |
1394741917 | 1394762841 | t3_20cffb | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my little brother who JUST turned 13 about Reddit.
My little brother was bored waiting for my Dad to get out of an appt and text me. I was stoned and instinctually responded with what I do when I'm bored: Reddit. Within 24 hours, he had found r/gore and left me a voicemail freaking out tellin... | 8 | 12.625 | |
1394743465 | 1394772840 | t3_20ci41 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Olddudeification: TIFU by cheating on a test in a college class, and getting caught.
So, on Monday I took a test in a class of mine. Well, during the test one of my friends had no idea what a fair majority of the answers were. So like any good friend I helped him out a little bit. I texted him a couple of the answers a... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1394745855 | 1394798971 | t3_20cm7h | t5_2to41 | 39 | TheEveningDragon: TiFU by totaling my first car, just a few days after getting it...
Pretty much exactly like the title says. I was on my way home from class, driving on a road surrounded by woods.
I was coming up on a turn just a bit too fast, (not fast enough that I didn't have control of the car, though) and I hit... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1394751680 | 1394858387 | t3_20cvpm | t5_2to41 | 161 | jtmiller1995: TIFU by getting caught in the shower with my girl
We had just gotten out of school and headed to her place for our usual after school activities. she wanted to take a shower so we hopped in. things were getting all hot and heavy and i thought i had heard a noise but i ignored it. We kept going and seconds... | 6 | 26.833333 | |
1394761566 | 1394762147 | t3_20dapx | t5_2to41 | 6 | scubagirl95: TIFU by trying to light a candle.
I have one temperamental boxes of matches. They're the Diamond Green Light matches. It normally takes several strikes to get one lit so I figured I wasn't pushing hard enough. I got it lit on the first try by putting more pressure on it! However, as soon as the match caugh... | 3 | 2 |
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