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1395911662 | 1395936915 | t3_21hqhl | t5_2to41 | 105 | Rene_T: TIFU by possibly losing 1TB worth of files on my boyfriend's PC.
Yesterday I spent the evening at my boyfriend’s house. We have an arrangement that since he works until 11 PM, I meet him after my shift to get the key to the house and then wait for him, at home, until his shift is over. Usually this involves me ... | 5 | 21 | |
1395924663 | 1395937055 | t3_21i14a | t5_2to41 | 51 | balzacdaGr8: TIFU by hooking up with my ex
I never posted anything before because i never had enough confidence but fuck it.
Some background info:
So I've been single for about 2 months now after my exgf cheated and dumped me, we were together for 2 and a half years and I really haven't been happy since she dumped me... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1395944352 | 1396056257 | t3_21iw4p | t5_2to41 | 20 | thatoneguystephen: TIFU by grabbing a falling knife
Actually happened last night at work. I was working line at the BBQ jurnt and went to grab a sausage link and the knife to slice it out of the warmer. We were busy so I got in a hurry and tried to grab both at the same time (grab the link with my left hand and grab th... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1395948483 | 1396083739 | t3_21j37e | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my journal worth 20 marks.
As if I already wasn't in a shit situation by being on the verge of kicked out of high school due to low grades, I lost my computer journal.
20 marks that thing was..
Pretends_OP: If you actually did good in school it wouldn't affect you as much would it?
Proble... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1395952159 | 1395970480 | t3_21j9md | t5_2to41 | 42 | swash_machine: TIFU by looking Like a George Zimmerman supporter
Didn't happen today, i'm sorry. But Whetever. So this happened awhile back when I purchased a [Death Grips](http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/death-grips-logo.jpg)
T-shirt that I had been meaning to order for a long time. I was very excited when I ... | 7 | 6 | |
1395948873 | 1396113846 | t3_21j3w3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Caffeinated_Bacon: TIFU by trying to tough it out at work with a damaged contact lens.
Shelled out $96 at the doctor's office to find out that my fucking cornea is scratched. No contact lenses left so that means spending approximately $250 at the eye doctor along with $80 on a (round trip) bus ticket because he's back... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1395959769 | 1395977729 | t3_21jn0r | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by imitating my dick coworker.
So, just about am hour ago (yes, I'm still freaking out) I was talking with a coworker/friend about another coworker that we mutually dislike for being a snide asshole. The snide coworker and I were talking about a Facebook post that I had made regarding my 3-year-old cous... | 3 | 20 | |
1395972250 | 1395975008 | t3_21k6i2 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping at my friend's house
I went over to my friend's house. We'll call him Steve. Well Steve is a major pot head, and smokes a LOT. I too used to smoke marijuana back in high school, but now I have a job where I get drug tested and can no longer smoke pot without risking my career. I also have a ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1395974797 | 1396042234 | t3_21ka6r | t5_2to41 | 2,073 | mrs_farenheit: TIFU by playing the piano at a senior's home.
So my grandpa recently moved in to an assisted living facility. There are a couple of activities but most of the seniors are either uninterested or unable to participate. Generally they just sit in the fancy lobby and stay there the whole day.
So we went the... | 8 | 259.125 | |
1395935736 | 1396020388 | t3_21ih8e | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU - After dinner DVD box set FAIL
I thought I'd post this after the BA advert reminded me of an 'incident' earlier this week:
So to set the scene - every evening when we are available and don't have priority work, the three of us sit down and watch an episode, or two of some DVD box-set after dinner. It... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1395972069 | 1396025599 | t3_21k68a | t5_2to41 | 38 | Murican_Freedom1776: TIFU by attempting to cross a stream
So today I was out backpacking with a 15-20lbs pack on and decided to cross a stream by walking on the rocks, and fill my canteen halfway across. I got halfway across and filled my canteen but as I was finishing the trek across, I slipped. I fell and landed dire... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1395983244 | 1395988618 | t3_21kks5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting on a bus from Toronto to New York without any American money.
Typing this out on my crappy phone while on the bus so bear with me.
So, I am in a long distance relationship. My gf lives on Long Island, and I live in Toronto. I visit her by bus, about every 3 months. And every time, I walk fro... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1395975329 | 1396768813 | t3_21kax2 | t5_2to41 | 41 | pandamonia23: TIFU by having my girlfriend's sister walk in on us while I was eating her out.
**TL;DR:** We get caught by my girlfriend's sister while I was eating her out. She laughs it off and pretends it didn't happen.
So me and my girlfriend where getting it on in her room. Door was closed and the TV was on to mak... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1395984846 | 1396013340 | t3_21kmg7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being myself
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StormMFeel: what?
an_ill_mallard: I think he defiled a church? Too vague to tell for sure.
StormMFeel: Anyways I'm orthodox, so I don't even care. xD
| 4 | 1 | |
1395984637 | 1396020457 | t3_21km8w | t5_2to41 | 25 | measurablezero: TIFU by reversing a forklift
Well, this week has been rather shitty and tonight was just icing on the cake. I work for a small family entertainment center (think gokarts, rides, parties, etc.) as a mechanic and generally am the only person who works nights.
One of my duties is to crush the trash using... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1395971894 | 1396461407 | t3_21k5yb | t5_2to41 | 5 | happyman91: TIFU by going to school on a lot of xanax.
So this is not a funny story, I didn't get blackmaled because of my dick or anything. So one bright sunny day I skipped lunch at my school (as we don't have an open campus for lunch) and headed to zaxbys. I thought to myself, hey let's make today fun and take 4 mg ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1395982798 | 1396050603 | t3_21kk95 | t5_2to41 | 14 | JackyFlack: TIFU by going for an evening stroll alone in the park.
Alright, let me explain. I'm a collegiate asthmatic who basically gets breathing issues from most things- dust, allergies, temperature, anxiety, athletic activity, you name it and it might contribute. But because I went without an inhaler for awhile, I ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1396024393 | 1396029029 | t3_21lpue | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a dick pic to a coworker
So there's this coworker who I've been flirting with for a while. Our talk finally got interesting and she seemed interested. So I asked for her # and tried to push things further forward since she seemed down by sending a dick pic. Now she's not returning my texts... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1396024708 | 1396416014 | t3_21lqcx | t5_2to41 | 328 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my life
LAST UPDATE: I GOT THE JOB. WOOOOO! thanks everyone for the kind words!!
I was offered a post college engineering job paying $64000. I am freaking out, what an insane amount of money. Before that I had been living with my wife and daughter at her parents house, unemployed. During th... | 9 | 36.444444 | |
1396028196 | 1396030281 | t3_21lw71 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex on my friends bed
So a little backstory: My friend is getting surgery today and has been in the hospital for the last few days hence why his bed was available. Well last night I was really drunk with this girl and my sheets were in the wash so I decided that I could just take my friends sh... | 3 | 4 | |
1396030170 | 1396215054 | t3_21lzfj | t5_2to41 | 533 | Bojan888: TIFU by opening my Google drive in class
Never thought I'd be posting in this subreddit but here we are. So I was in class, in the front row of the computer lab. I was opening up my data for my research assignment that I had saved on my Google drive. But in my tiredness and exhaustive state of mind I acciden... | 8 | 66.625 | |
1396030436 | 1396056248 | t3_21lzv2 | t5_2to41 | 89 | puddlesofblood: TIFU by forgetting to knock while cleaning bathrooms.
I was closing and my manager asks me to clean the bathrooms. It was late, I was tired and there were hardly any customers. I'm walking back and forth between bathrooms, so casually because no one is in the place.
I leave the men's restroom for ONE ... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1396035042 | 1396064826 | t3_21m7fi | t5_2to41 | 1,725 | ExpiredMemes: TIFU by hovering
So I am in a resturant and really have to take a dump. I walk into the one stall and the toilet is midly dirty. I figured I would position my hands on the clean parts of the toilet seat to leverage my ass over the toilet hole.
Everything was going fine but felt odd at the end. I stand up... | 8 | 215.625 | |
1396038708 | 1396145641 | t3_21mddr | t5_2to41 | 28 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by jumping in front of a car
Hey guys. I posted this story a while back but deleted it after one day because of the legal issues that may have ensued. Now that it's been a year after the accident (In three days and two months) I'll be telling the story, that way anyone who HASN'T read it can laugh... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1396046311 | 1396103980 | t3_21mosn | t5_2to41 | 219 | fork_fork_fork: TIFU: Saying "semen" to my grandparents 3 times
Preface:
I have to admit I'm a bit embarrassed that I don't have a relatively horrifying story to tell, given that some have you have shit him or her self, or performed accidental genital mutilation. Nevertheless, there are still nights where I lie awake... | 5 | 43.8 | |
1396051763 | 1396113730 | t3_21mwnh | t5_2to41 | 71 | onewithapandahat: TIFU by insulting a lot of people that were on a field trip
Posting this about 6 hours after it happened because I was so distraught.
Background: my SO has an epileptic younger brother, so she is relatively active in the special needs community. This will all tie in to the story in a bit.
This happe... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1396062073 | 1396191107 | t3_21na2f | t5_2to41 | 8 | Honeybadger_69: TIFU by taking a piss before washing my hands
So here I am eating some nice spicy Cajun food getting my hands filthy as fuck had a couple shots and a few beers by this time and decide to go take a piss. Well not thinking I go to the restroom and pull it out do my business wash my hands and go back to th... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1396067863 | 1396098305 | t3_21ngut | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a diet coke
The previous night I had consumed a fair amount of alchohol so I decided to cool my jets with a diet coke. About halfway through my drink, I pass out only to wake up at about 7:00 to an insanely dry mouth. Fortunately (or so I thought) I had not finished my diet coke from last ni... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1396051842 | 1396110912 | t3_21mwrs | t5_2to41 | 18 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by taking the wrong kind of allergy medicine
Because both hubby and I are extremely prone to seasonal allergies, we tend to keep both regular Benadryl (which knocks us on our asses and puts us to sleep) as well as daytime WalMart brand allergy medication.
The other morning, in my half-awake, coffe... | 3 | 6 | |
1396107598 | 1396116034 | t3_21ocdm | t5_2to41 | 295 | IAMATHROWAWAY2042: TIFU 2 Days Ago I Almost Became a Sex Offender - At 17
So throwaway for obvious reasons. I understand what I did was wrong, and I learned my lesson.
Here's a bit of history. I've been with my girlfriend for over a year. We've had our ups and downs, but we've been committed to each other through ... | 8 | 36.875 | |
1396105625 | 1396111544 | t3_21oa0l | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fart noises in the bathroom.
So today, my friend and I were at a really boring dance and wanted to have to some fun, so we went in the bathroom and made fart noises in the stall. It was hilarious, until the principal of the school came in to the bathroom looking for my friend. Since my friend ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1396105118 | 1396191518 | t3_21o9dg | t5_2to41 | 780 | smellshart: TIFU small time
Just a small time fuck up.
Wanted to check my Shell clubsmart account yesterday at work in my break.
Type in clubsmart homepage name...
smellshart.com
not available? Hmm.. lets type in again.
shellsmart.com
works.. weird.
Boss comes in 3 hours later:
I have to... | 11 | 70.909091 | |
1396120055 | 1396186125 | t3_21oudu | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sansasaslut: TIFU and got a DUI
It was my girlfriends's sister's birthday party and me and a couple mates just smashed back a few beers. I see my brand new car chilling in the street and at 1am decide it'll be a good idea to go for a drive and see how fast I can go. Got pulled up doing 30km/h over the limit, then breat... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1396125446 | 1396128289 | t3_21p2ce | t5_2to41 | 127 | pigonawing: TIFU by throwing my keys into a tree.
I threw my keys down from the fifth floor to my friend so he could get into my dorm, and I managed to get my keys stuck on a branch about thirty feet up.
[Here's a crappy image of said fuck up.] (http://imgur.com/P9UE9eZ)
[deleted]: Hopefully you can find someone will... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1396128866 | 1396399995 | t3_21p76u | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an unintentionally creepy text to a girl
I'm going to start with a small introduction of my story:
This summer I'm going to a festival with a friend of mine, his girlfriend and her best friend (let's call her Emma). Yesterday was the prom night of her school. And she'd thought it'd be a good... | 9 | 1 | |
1396123898 | 1396401529 | t3_21p000 | t5_2to41 | 454 | jacobhannah2011: TIFU by spanking my grandma's ass
So I am in the military and my family and I rarely get to go "home" and see our parents and grandparents. So twice a year we try to make it home to see them.
Fast forward and we are at my aunts house and my grandparents are also over to visit with us. My wife and I ... | 8 | 56.75 | |
1396136465 | 1396473949 | t3_21pi40 | t5_2to41 | 31 | dun_yow_like_soup: Tifu by screaming along to BabyMetal at a funeral
About a month ago a friend introduced me to the band/group babymetal and I haven't took out the cd player in my truck since. So this morning the weather was nice enough to have the windows down and the music up enjoying driving around in my 60ft long ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1396138674 | 1396155354 | t3_21plb5 | t5_2to41 | 62 | Mr_Derk: TIFU by helping a homeless guy.
So today was a nice day out, plenty of sun and clear skies. I felt like I needed to go out for a walk to enjoy the beautiful weather. I was sitting on a park bench when this old black fellow casually comes up to me all friendly like.
The conversation was something like this:
L... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1396126300 | 1396233517 | t3_21p3ji | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: tifu by getting pizza
So today I went to get pizza for my sister and myself. I took my mom's car because it drives a little nicer than mine and I'm picking up my sister from the airport tonight. So I get the pizza and pay and go back to my car. I get in and put the keys in the ignition. I turn then and.... N... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1396143253 | 1396234177 | t3_21prj7 | t5_2to41 | 204 | itwasabouttime: TIFU by lighting my toilet on fire.
This actually happened a couple of days ago, but i haven't gotten around to it.
So, I was reading a book for class when nature called. So i grab my book and head to the toilet. While I'm in there, I notice a small ping pong ball. I pick it up and start turning it ov... | 11 | 18.545455 | |
1396145905 | 1396207254 | t3_21pv3n | t5_2to41 | 33 | themonrt: TIFU by buying a 5 year old a vibrator for her birthday
I bought this really cool lamp for a friend's daughter. It lights up when and changes colors when you push the switch to the right. Push it to the left....and it vibrates.
I have no idea why it has this feature....awkward....
lostdeceiver: Soon she'll ... | 3 | 11 | |
1396221397 | 1396267983 | t3_21qs1f | t5_2to41 | 7 | ilikeeatingbrains: Alt accounts usually do.
[deleted]: Except this isn't an alt account.
ilikeeatingbrains: Suuuuure buddy.
ilikeeatingbrains: Hey, leave him alone.
ilikeeatingbrains: Shut up!
ilikeeatingbrains: no u
How_Majestic: Is... Is this all the same person?
ilikeeatingbrains: If all the users are being shown as... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1396166789 | 1396189413 | t3_21qgg2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | smallkidbigcity: TIFU by getting drunk and spilling some beans
So I've been having some casual sex with the younger sister (N) of one of my good friends / housemate who is also a girl (H). H didn't know anything about us, almost none of our mutual friends did either. It was actually pretty good sex and we'd done quite ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1396188677 | 1396227631 | t3_21qvyc | t5_2to41 | 94 | neojoker: TIFU by pinning one of my cats with the garage door.
My wife and kids are out of town, and I'm going to have to leave Monday for a business trip, so yesterday I was giving my uncle a rundown of what to do while we're gone to feed the cats and make sure there's a gap in the garage door so they can pass underne... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1396195331 | 1396242859 | t3_21r3xw | t5_2to41 | 17 | knockingoutyashorty: TIFU by having the cops show up at my place for punching a drunk girl who tried to kill me.
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. Basically as the title states, i had a drunken bi-polar girl at my place and an argument got a little out of hand. Things escalated when she slammed the door on my hand... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1396200316 | 1396272517 | t3_21rb7n | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking where I was driving
Actually happened last night but I hated myself too much to post.
Last night, after smoking some weed with my friend, we go back to her house. It was raining and really foggy, so I was having issues seeing. I've never met her mom before, and I have a crush on her brot... | 7 | 3 | |
1396210069 | 1396472210 | t3_21rq52 | t5_2to41 | 229 | absolut_chaos: TIFU by pooping on by boyfriends dick during anal
My guy and I were playing around and he decided to go for the ass. I had already shit today and didn't feel the need to go again so I was all for it since it had been a while. Well, it was a bit more uncomfortable this time and we tried more lube. No dice... | 9 | 25.444444 | |
1396217547 | 1396293185 | t3_21s1xp | t5_2to41 | 34 | gluegunthrowaway: TIFU by forgetting about a glue gun.
I'm a teenager that volunteers at a small theater that does kid's programs. One of the kids is a nightmare- a 9 year old girl who threw her prop offstage during a scene instead of handing it, knocking over several things and almost hitting another girl in the head.... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1396213782 | 1396254396 | t3_21rvzd | t5_2to41 | 26 | TeenageButts: TIFU by thinking college is like high school.
So I started my first quarter at my local community college this winter, and signed up to take some classes including the basic color and design. Well, I didn't enjoy this class too much. It was so basic and boring and all we did was color scales and color whe... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1396192922 | 1396230369 | t3_21r0tz | t5_2to41 | 21 | strawberry36: TIFU by coming across as a creep.
First of all, I'm female. A couple friends (one guy, one fellow female) and I were together, watching movies. We were joking around, making playful threats that friends do. My guy friend playfully threatened me… and then I made a comment about not pepper spraying him beca... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1396232027 | 1396566377 | t3_21sn7d | t5_2to41 | 1,953 | throughaway_: Today I fucked up by waking up early
I'm not telling anyone else, so I'd like to share it with you here. This was probably the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me.
I'm a 16yo girl. Not the typical demo for this site, but IDGAF. I live with my four brothers, two older and two younger. My ho... | 18 | 108.5 | |
1396234922 | 1396578014 | t3_21srhm | t5_2to41 | 54 | FantasyFuck: TIFU by letting my mom use my computer...
She tabbed to my GoneWildCurvy post (I watch my upvotes and comments, okay? Also, maybe i just like the way i look naked!) and now thinks I'm a lesbian. Thank sweet baby Jesus she didn't notice it was me. I tried to explain the fact that girls look at girls to find... | 10 | 5.4 | |
1396236562 | 1396438712 | t3_21strd | t5_2to41 | 455 | didt: TIFU by choosing the worst possible name for my WiFi
This happened to me last night. Sitting here at work and I have to tell someone or I am going to bust a nut. Throwaway account because my friends are on Reddit and they will never ever let me live it down.
The cute checkout girl at the local supermarket has be... | 7 | 65 | |
1396195973 | 1396299024 | t3_21r4sy | t5_2to41 | 26 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by puking on a hostess's feet
This actually happened almost 18 yrs ago, but I was reminded of it today when my hubby and I were discussing where to take our son for his birthday on Tuesday.
When hubby and I were dating, our first Christmas season together we barely saw each other due to having to ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1396261819 | 1396280440 | t3_21th2v | t5_2to41 | 106 | JalapenoJaques: TIFU by engaging in conversation with a stranger at the supermarket.
So this story is in two sections , I'll go into the second part a bit later and then bring it back to the first.
I was at the supermarket buying three big 12kg bags of dog food.
When I was in the line to pay when an elderly white la... | 3 | 35.333333 | |
1396257646 | 1396290996 | t3_21te4n | t5_2to41 | 20 | dr__kitty: Tifu by feeding my dog a midnight snack
Be me, sitting at my desk studying when my dog comes up and lays her adorable head in my lap begging for a little snack. So I go to the fridge, grab her food, open it with a can opener, and the lid is a little stuck. I wiggle the lid back and forth and it springs loos... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1396263632 | 1396278966 | t3_21tift | t5_2to41 | 41 | skriker11: TIFU Royally with this chick..Looks like I'm not getting laid…or GF in college at all.
…Well yeah, today I fucked up, So to vent I am getting drunk off a(Yes a light weight) 6 week old beer from my roommates fridge and i'll tell you now this is rough stuff... A few weeks ago I had met a beautiful chick, I me... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1396259648 | 1396274958 | t3_21tfi5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | timmiebx: TIFU by using the microwave oven.
I had to wake up early at my parents house today. This because I was going back to my place in the city of my university. There was one last crusty bread roll left and I had to have it! It was a bit old so I decided to put it in the microwave oven to make it nice, warm and cr... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1396246786 | 1396298758 | t3_21t5oj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: By trying to ski down a black slope on my first day of my skiing holiday.
So i arrived in bansko, Bulgaria 2 days ago and started my first day of skiing yesterday. My friend has been here before so being the kind of person i am i let him lead. Ive only been skiing in snow once before in my life but have done... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1396278659 | 1396302053 | t3_21tzk3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | _Vote_: TIFU by browsing /r/all in incognito
I usually browse reddit in incognito so I can click NSFW links without worrying about search history. Today it would come back to bite me.
I was scrolled down about halfway through /r/all just lazily paying attention when my mother walks in, talking with someone on the phon... | 6 | 6 | |
1396285259 | 1396287220 | t3_21uajl | t5_2to41 | 4 | 15madhatter: TIFU by waiting until the last day to sign up for health insurance.
And now the site's too crowded to do so... Thanks Obama...
DragonWarrior46: Have you tried looking to see if there is an option to print the application and either fax or e-mail it in?
That is an option in some locations and avoids the pr... | 4 | 1 | |
1396284884 | 1396466216 | t3_21u9wg | t5_2to41 | 1,591 | DustyCikbut: TIFU by pretending I was drinking a beer on my way home.
In my area (Houston, TX) there is a talk radio host (Michael Berry) that advocates that "A grown ass man or a lesbian woman" should be able to pop a top on the drive home on Friday. He even has paid the open container ticket of several of his listen... | 13 | 122.384615 | |
1396282867 | 1396304522 | t3_21u6dt | t5_2to41 | 390 | soeastside: TIFU on Spring Break by shitting and puking everywhere, simultaneously.
Let me lay it all out on the table first, so we can get it over with. This is a story about shitting and puking. At the same time.
Now, if you are sitting on the toilet bowl shitting and holding a garbage can to puke in, shitting a... | 5 | 78 | |
1396283970 | 1396317194 | t3_21u8cm | t5_2to41 | 314 | PapaTizzy1: TIFU By not taking my morning dump.
Apologies in advance for any bad grammar, posting from mobile.
I had to be at work early this morning so I slept as long as a possibly could, leaving myself no time for my daily wake up shit before I had to leave. Upon arriving to work, I knew I'd need to drop one, but ... | 7 | 44.857143 | |
1396286965 | 1396302400 | t3_21udlf | t5_2to41 | 53 | aprofondir: TIFU by trying to give a cookie to a girl
So in school today I had cookies and I wanted to give a cookie to this one cute girl I knew...So after getting the confidence, I give it to her. Well, as I reach out to give it to her, it falls out of my hand and onto the grass. She gives me the deepest look, almost... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1396284861 | 1396304581 | t3_21u9v4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Durzoshade: TIFU by locking my keys in my car...with the engine on
I had just gotten off work and driven to my college. I use my iPod instead of the radio so when I unplugged it I put my headphones on to listen to music. The music was just loud enough that I couldn't hear the engine was still running. Lucky me my paren... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1396293509 | 1396356652 | t3_21up2h | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting my dream job and quitting school.
**Backstory**
I've been going to college for about two and a half years now pursuing a degree in electrical engineering. I've been using my GI bill benefits to pay for it. Most of my friends are getting jobs as engineers now and hate everything about it ex... | 4 | 8 | |
1396295417 | 1396299693 | t3_21usfu | t5_2to41 | -3 | imamfmonster: Tifu by leaving everything to the last minute.... Again.
Well I'm fucked, tomorrow is deadline day for coursework and I've done shit all, literally nothing. I haven't been well for a long time but I still should have done something, I kept telling my teacher I was doing it and now tomorrow is coming aroun... | 3 | -1 | |
1396301063 | 1396307401 | t3_21v2la | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by chemically burning my eyes
To start, not only am I a complete idiot for doing it to begin with, I'm furthermore an absolute dumbass for doing it to both of my eyes.
A few days ago, I lent one of my siblings the solution I use to clean my contacts. He used it, never returned it, and effectively rende... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1396303834 | 1396308033 | t3_21v7n6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Aelathehuntress: TIFU by standing up in the loo
If you think you know embarrassment, you know nothing! And this particular embarrassment happened slap bang in the middle of college.
This week the river is flowing red, except its more of a lagoon with some nasty shit thrown in there for good measure. I've sat uncomfor... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1396312074 | 1396621943 | t3_21vluh | t5_2to41 | 28 | killerstiletto: TIFU by almost killing my cat via tumble dry
I have a bad habit of letting my clothes get wrinkled after I wash and dry them, and using an iron is not something I'm particularly terrific at. So, in order to dewrinkle my clothes, I usually just throw them in the dryer for a few minutes so they're warm an... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1396313568 | 1396539670 | t3_21voc6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Crescent5trike: TIFU By playing the wrong part of HIMYM Ending
Watched the 2nd half of the finale today. Sat on the couch confused and raged for a bit.
uhhh_whatup: What the fuck. I did the same fucking thing. I spend nine years faithfully watching episodes. I *cared* about the plot of a sitcom for literally a fucki... | 3 | 2 | |
1396311459 | 1396436738 | t3_21vktk | t5_2to41 | 11 | jeremy2121: TIFU by keeping beers in the freezer for too long
I have a box of beer in the garage from when I hung out at my friend's house last Thursday, drinking beer, eating pizza, and playing videogames. Good times.
Earlier today I decided to stick a couple of the beers in the freezer for later consumption, for I ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1396322422 | 1396414171 | t3_21w3ie | t5_2to41 | 19 | ccpolarbear: TIFU by walking over a frozen pond in 52 degree weather.
Spring has finally come here in Michigan, so I took a nice, long walk today. While hiking through a certain swampy area, I saw a pond that was still pretty much frozen over. I walked across it, and noticed that the ice got thinner as I moved towards ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1396321493 | 1397620822 | t3_21w1yq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By killing my brother.
musicguy2013: I hate you.
danthezombieking: And I hate you, random citizen!
| 3 | 1 | |
1396327325 | 1396373184 | t3_21waw0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | ldonthaveaname: TIFU by asking my friend if she was serious or trying to April Fools me when she told me she was probably drugged and raped on Saturday.
5 minutes after midnight she confessed this.
Now she's crying her eyes out because it took her 5 hours to get the courage to ask me for advice etc and she thinks I'm ... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1396329583 | 1397530052 | t3_21wdxd | t5_2to41 | 18 | Snipertroll12312: TIFU by knocking over a pallet of 2L Pop bottles
I work at a foods store in Alberta as a Grocer (the guy who stalks shelves and does other shit around the store). Today was a pretty normal day until I fucked up.
I was on my break when my manager tells me to stalk up the 2L Plastic pop bottles quick ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1396366725 | 1396380569 | t3_21xi4n | t5_2to41 | 1,691 | DaBossBall: TIFU by botching an interview for an internship and finding out about it in another interview.
I am a student in a masters program and I was hoping to find a summer internship. One of my professors is in charge of a lab group and was looking to hire an intern.
He gave me a chance with an interview. I coul... | 15 | 112.733333 | |
1396369157 | 1396428850 | t3_21xmge | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: TIFU by frying my 2000 dollar computer from my parents
Guys, I fucked up bad.
So about 3 years ago I graduated the 9th grade with honors. So my parents being proud of me, brought me out to buy me a very high end gaming laptop. They bought it for me around march in 10th grade, because they needed to save some... | 10 | 16 | |
1396381141 | 1396383477 | t3_21y7tm | t5_2to41 | 334 | NavySpin: TIFU by punching an innocent stranger.
My roommate and I have a "secret handshake" of sorts in which, upon meeting each other while walking in opposite directions or entering the room, we remain completely silent and punch each other.
Now, the psychological and social ramifications behind this are probably a... | 3 | 111.333333 | |
1396387041 | 1396466765 | t3_21yiac | t5_2to41 | 11 | MorePillsPlease: TIFU by thinking a mentally handicapped man was drunk.
Okay well it wasn't today, but it was about a month ago.
So I was at a bar with a few friends just enjoying a few beers and watching a big game on TV. The place was pretty packed with a bunch of other people who were mostly drinking as well.
F... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1396390606 | 1396464401 | t3_21yojc | t5_2to41 | 80 | shellehbelleh: TIFU by exposing my naked body to a child.
Getting ready for work, I put on my bra and found my top. I knew that my favourite undies were out in the lounge room though, so I casually waddled out to the laundry basket that was sitting against the full length window/ sliding door.
My naked body bends o... | 4 | 20 | |
1396389106 | 1396460846 | t3_21yluv | t5_2to41 | 920 | HypnoticPissfest: TIFU by trying hypnotic masturbation
Wow. So this morning I was browsing some NSFW subreddits and stumbled across r/gonewildaudio. I filtered the top all time posts, which included several "hypnosis hands free orgasm" clips. I thought it sounded impossible but I said fuck it, I'll give it a try.
So ... | 11 | 83.636364 | |
1396396596 | 1396422372 | t3_21yxyf | t5_2to41 | 13 | yeahsweg68: TIFU by looking at a woman's breasts while talking to her.
(Throwaway account)First post in this subreddit. This was pretty fucking embarrassing.
So I went to the store with some of my friends because we wanted to pick up some snacks.
After we all grabbed our snacks, I realized that I needed to get some h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1396394591 | 1396465702 | t3_21yuzv | t5_2to41 | 41 | TwinLaker: By being nice to a kid.
megamilkshake: did you ask the mom if she wanted to take a ride in your car?
PKfire12: "My brand new car is parked right outside, how'd you like to go for a ride?"
megamilkshake: "Wait a minute I have to think."
PKfire12: He said "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
megamilks... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1396393904 | 1396554473 | t3_21ytwb | t5_2to41 | 28 | rider714: TIFU trying to look at a job offer...
Literally just did this.... I've been waiting since last Wednesday for a formal offer letter from a company. Today I finally received the email I had been waiting for, and I have to click on a link to view the offer. I click the link... it asks me to log in using the user... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1396402555 | 1396418991 | t3_21z71c | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking A handicapped person
Its Around 7:30, going to school as usual. Today is April Fools day, so my friends decided to give a payback to some other kids that did this last year's April fools. But, as I was about to do an early prank on an annonymous person, and I decided to shoot shaving cream a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1396404968 | 1396448267 | t3_21zar9 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost ruining my first relationship.
This was a little while ago, Feb. 13. I apologize for its length.
So I had finally gotten my first girlfriend, and she is a wonderful person. I'm 17, she's 15. We'd been dating a month when this happened, literally the day after our 1 month anniversary. Well, I'... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1396403243 | 1396419293 | t3_21z836 | t5_2to41 | 25 | TheWeirdNerd: TIFU by not reading a raffle ticket.
Well, this is more of my dad's fuck up.
A little boy knocked on our door and my dad opens it. The kid is selling a raffle ticket for $2. Since my dad's wallet was in his car and my mom was borrowing it, I had to give the boy $2 instead.
My dad looked at the raffle ti... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1396411014 | 1396557471 | t3_21zj98 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating
First of all, I'm female (it's kinda important). About half an hour ago I was laying in bed trying to sleep, so I decided to flick the been, to help me sleep of course. My phone was all the way across the room (about a foot away) so I decided to just use my imagination. 30 seconds later... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1396414522 | 1396615206 | t3_21znm2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | fatasianboi: TIFU by clicking the wrong button
Im a senior in high school that wanted to go to UT Austin. I live in San Antonio, and got this one year trasnsfer program from UT Austin called CAP. Where i attend one of their feeder schools for a year then i have guaranteed admissions to UT Austin. Well, tonight was the ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1396416649 | 1396448817 | t3_21zq0x | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a guy slap me
Alright, so my friend and I have become somewhat FWB (well, have).
He's more on the vanilla side of the scale while I'm more on the rougher side of the scale.
So the other night him and I are discussing what each of our kinks were; with this said, I told him that I enjoy gett... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1396391925 | 1396646677 | t3_21yqr1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being late to my first dissertation supervisor meeting.
I'm currently reading for a B.Sc. and was supposed to show up for my first meeting with my dissertation supervisor at 2:30pm. Having no lectures that day, I opted to stay at my dad's place since it's within walking distance of my university.
My... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1396413054 | 1396428296 | t3_21zlwi | t5_2to41 | 73 | Spuddy0108: TIFU by peeing in my bed at a friends place
I'm staying at a friends place for the week because my place is being renovated. I went to bed at around midnight because that is when my friend goes to bed and i don't want to keep him awake by sitting behind the pc all night. I'm sleeping in the attic where he h... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1396429764 | 1396431157 | t3_2200y3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | canconfirmshatabrick: TIFU by not listening to my gut.
So I had a midterm today for my Psychology class. I sit down and the question at the back of the paper is something along the lines of: "What colour would you see if you only had L cones?" and my brain says, "Red. It's red. I just know it's red. It's fucking red." ... | 3 | 7 | |
1396430217 | 1396453042 | t3_2201aj | t5_2to41 | 5 | ju5t1c3w: Suggest we change days without accident counter.
soxordie: ...Are you saying this because you just shat yourself?
KristyConfused: That would be my guess.
What if someone has a TIFU where they shit themselves twice? Does that count for two?
soxordie: That's why I like the time-since system. It's like the fir... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1396441488 | 1396478306 | t3_220aev | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TISeriouslyFU By not saving numbers in my phone.
Don't ask me why. Maybe laziness? I don't know but please, save your contacts especially when you have a couple people you're talking to. Bear with me here.
I started talking to Guy number 1 several months ago and eventually on a whim under the influence end ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1396444302 | 1396453298 | t3_220dnj | t5_2to41 | 47 | kars4kidz: TIFU by lying to a heartbroken, scared mother for no reason
This fuck up was approximately two weeks ago. I was in Philadelphia visiting colleges with, my mom and my sister, as I was a high school senior. After the long winded presentation/tour at Drexel and Temple really made me and my family hungry. We wen... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1396453026 | 1396465222 | t3_220q6b | t5_2to41 | 11 | udit_kumar: TIFU by charging my phone
Basically i fucked up just by charging my phone, apparently I put too much pressure on the port, and its not repairable apparently. I am a tech savy guy who cant afford a new phone ....and kind of has OCD, not been able to think straight apparently ...yeah i know .. weird .. fuck
... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1396442940 | 1396484452 | t3_220c06 | t5_2to41 | 126 | Throwawayitisnot: TIFU by driving into a snowbank with a company vehicle.
Okay, using a throwaway here because some people I work with know my username. This actually happened about 3 weeks ago but I decided to share it now.
Backstory: I work for an ambulance company and we drive the Chevy van type. We work long hou... | 9 | 14 |
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