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1397067851 | 1397091879 | t3_22mk6k | t5_2to41 | 8 | kilercrab321: Tifu by blue screening my school's computer.
OK, in English we are working on a research paper. I got WWI and how it let to WWII, so easy. I get to a computer to continue typing and i take a computer in the back(note, these are not the greatest computers). I log in blah blah blah, then i notice that it... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1397068819 | 1397070440 | t3_22mlrt | t5_2to41 | 76 | threwawaymypants0: TIFU By taking a shit in the "out of order" toilet at work.
The seams on my pants were bulging around the waste, and I couldn't run fast enough to the bathroom. I was sweating at this point and each leaping step I felt my ass cheeks clench less and less. I knew I didn't have much time before a waterf... | 4 | 19 | |
1397069649 | 1397100226 | t3_22mn2t | t5_2to41 | 179 | BrightenthatIdea: TIFU by trying to swipe my girlfriend's finger across her Iphone TouchID while she was asleep
While she was asleep and I was laying beside her in an insomnia induced staring contest with the ceiling, I let my thoughts get the best of me. It basically turned into a ten minute Mission Impossible scene t... | 7 | 25.571429 | |
1397076993 | 1397179747 | t3_22mz7w | t5_2to41 | 35 | Krocsyldiphithic: TIFU by grasping a wine glass too tight
I was sitting on the toilet with a glass of wine in my left hand when all of a sudden an old intrusive compulsion returned to me; the thought of squeezing a glass with my hand until it shattered. I remembered having this compulsion several times in the past, but... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1397086137 | 1397218346 | t3_22ndvh | t5_2to41 | 30 | Pio600: TIFU by not knowing how to Facebook.
So yeah, as the title suggests, I messed up with Facebook.
Since somewhere in January, I've been "Liking" These interesting pages (NSFW, Weird Stuff) and I've been COMPLETELY oblivious to the fact that all of my Facebook friends could see them.
So today a good friend ... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1397075807 | 1397158415 | t3_22mx7c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Heraclitus94: TIFU on my midterm
So, I had a midterm today in my Python class. I thought the midterm was on Friday, so I was planning on studying tonight and tomorrow to get read for it. So, I'm pretty sure I blew it big time and fucked up.
Kwauhn: Here people want to laugh/cringe at other peoples' mistakes/downfalls. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1397087699 | 1397145234 | t3_22ng9n | t5_2to41 | 3,095 | ladypooper: TIFU by shitting my panties and cleaning myself up with salicylic acid.
So today I got a little over excited about some new almond milk iced coffee I bought and because it's been 90 degrees at 8:00 am where I live and this stuff is so damn delicious I chugged two large glasses, with this I also had a nice y... | 10 | 309.5 | |
1397092797 | 1397098616 | t3_22no4w | t5_2to41 | 54 | Avenged7fold: TIFU by Accidentally (attempting at making a joke) calling my slightly overweight female friend Fat
So my Friend who is a little on the chubby side and pretty sensitive about it was Flipping her shit because she needed a dress for her older sisters wedding. She was unable to contact anyone else so out of ... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1397092375 | 1397096624 | t3_22nnhf | t5_2to41 | 80 | gerbilseverywhere: TIFU by accidentally going to school while high
So for the past few days I've had this nasty cold where my voice is all scratchy and my throat is on fire along with the usual congestion and whatnot. This morning, I woke up coughing as if I'd been smoking for 70 years, so I decided to take some cough ... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1397095286 | 1397631419 | t3_22ns3a | t5_2to41 | 42 | throwawayaccount1909: TIFU by taking adderall
Well, reddit. I fucked up. I don't have A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. and I took some because I needed to get caught up on schoolwork and just increase my focus in general. I have a friend who can get adderall and I decided to buy from him. $11 for five 20 mg xr's so why not?
Here's... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1397073437 | 1397162562 | t3_22mt9n | t5_2to41 | 31 | ThatsNotSkanking: tifu by offering to lend a hand
Served a guy at work today who struggled a bit to pick his shopping up, so I asked if he needed a hand.
He had one arm.
I'm still cringing.
Beardyhead: Since you were being sincere, the guy probably didn't get phased by it. Just another day in the life for him.
Thats... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1397132232 | 1397138606 | t3_22or2u | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: I was touched by science
TheLaurence: How did you accidentally spill this fucking hot liquid on your thighs and other body parts?
[deleted]: > Unfortunately, these gourds don't have very stable bases, and I am not a very coordinated person.
Physics. And stupid.
TheLaurence: Ha ha ha. That reminded me o... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1397108045 | 1397142214 | t3_22o8y1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | mrclark75: TIFU by acceding to my wife's wishes for the bedroom.
My wife suggested a few weeks ago, that I should shave down below. I decided to surprise her the other day so I shaved up while she was out, but it wasn't until tonight, several days after shaving, that we finally got busy. In that interval the stubble ha... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1397142486 | 1397232539 | t3_22p4sh | t5_2to41 | 46 | pourlesgarcons: TIFU by taking a very expensive piss
TL;DR I saved my dorm from burning down by putting out a viscious fire with the most effective firefighting instrument known to man.
This actually happened last weekend but I'm just posting it now. My actions were the result of getting absolutely obliterated on sat... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1397143792 | 1400908711 | t3_22p6sh | t5_2to41 | 6,388 | Lightngcrash: TIFU By kicking a kid with Down syndrome in the face
Today was not a good day.
Starts off with me in class, as I feel the urge to shit, i go. Whilst I was shitting the lights went out, (some generator fail as I assume.) and I think, well fuck. I'm still gonna finish, but shitting in the dark is no easy t... | 15 | 425.866667 | |
1397153877 | 1397611765 | t3_22pnmb | t5_2to41 | 348 | throwaway2932943: TIFU by accidentally using an ex-girlfriend's name in place of my fiancee's name in an email to her, her family, and my family
Title pretty much says it all. Been engaged for 8 months now and dating for several years before that. She sent an email out to me, my immediate family, and her immediate fa... | 9 | 38.666667 | |
1397154529 | 1397164606 | t3_22pop3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | swtbbyray: TIFU by leaving a flash drive of with a folder containing nude pics of my ex's on the school computer.
I was formatting a paper and used an old flash drive. Big mistake. The pics are very very graphic. I hope nobody notices and I don't get expelled. I really fucked up.
MobofGlitch: Its way worse than potenti... | 3 | 12 | |
1397157099 | 1397217681 | t3_22psvj | t5_2to41 | 815 | abootypatooty: TIFU by farting in my doctors' face and then shitting on her
Personally, I have some serious ass problems. It all stems from a minor case of Crohns disease (for the uninformed, Crohns is an auto-immune disease that effects the intestines). A while back I developed a painful bump fairly close to my buttho... | 10 | 81.5 | |
1397155643 | 1397395857 | t3_22pqhh | t5_2to41 | 74 | njs42: TIFU by going to the bathroom and then needing surgery on my thumb, in France
So I came home to my nice tiny little apartment (in the typically Parisian style of it being a single room with a shower, kitchen and a bed, with the shared toilet down the hall) and decided I wanted a cup of tea.
So I closed my wind... | 13 | 5.692308 | |
1397160509 | 1397176291 | t3_22pyfu | t5_2to41 | 22 | Nathan_Go_By_Nate: TIFU by getting my university's incoming freshmen class Facebook page deleted
I recently decided that I would join the Facebook page for the college I will be attending in the fall (I'm a senior in high school right now). The page was unofficial. When I joined, there were roughly 3,000 members and ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1397072948 | 1397847375 | t3_22msf6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by getting a fine.
I am 16 years old, attending grade 10 high school.
I received a large fine today.
It was lunch, and with all the stress that's been going on lately, I needed a smoke.
The smoking section was filled with mud, so I had to stand back.
Turns out, I was just over the imaginary li... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1397160655 | 1397254221 | t3_22pyos | t5_2to41 | 47 | maicel34: TIFU by letting google translate read me someone's TIFU.
So my mum was, for some reason, very pissed at me being a little bit late with going to bed. As I browse Reddit quickly I saw [-->THIS<--](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/22p6sh/tifu_by_kicking_a_kid_with_down_syndrome_in_the/) story. I figu... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1397169705 | 1397184002 | t3_22qd5v | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a chocolate pastry right after I took a poop.
This one is kind of gross and I'm sorry. I had a sriracha steak melt from Subway for lunch at work today and the shit I had brewing almost cut me in two. I rushed to the bathroom and let'er rip. Look over, not much tp left but I'm confident in my s... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1397175453 | 1397177674 | t3_22qlql | t5_2to41 | 9 | Orphillius: TIFU by kicking a ball
To get it out of the way: this actually happened a long time ago yadda yadda etc
So at my old middle school, we had this big grassy field where the kids could go to hang out and kick around soccer balls and eat grass, you know, kid stuff.
So one day I'm just walking along on the fie... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1397164889 | 1397175867 | t3_22q5j4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | KShults: TIFU by forgetting my phone at home.
This one isn't as dramatic as some that I've seen here, but it is something I'm never going to live down as long as I work there.
(Disclaimer, this didn't happen literally today. It's been a few weeks now.)
I work as a janitor at a bar/restaurant that has a large hall at... | 3 | 6 | |
1397169790 | 1397231114 | t3_22qd9w | t5_2to41 | 135 | [deleted]: TIFU by completely obliterating an 8 year old in the name of holy matrimony.
This actually happened last week but LWIFU doesn't roll off the tongue as well. So I got dragged to my girlfriend's best friend's sister's wedding. I didn't really know anyone other than my girlfriend and her friend so I did the n... | 3 | 45 | |
1397187080 | 1397194043 | t3_22r21g | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking with crows.
I was walking to work and saw a crow hop in front of me, about 15 feet ahead. It looked right at me, so I decided to have a little staring contest as I walked by it.
DO NOT DO THIS.
My eyes weren't pecked out, but I will certainly never fuck with a crow ever again. I will give ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1397214640 | 1397232405 | t3_22rpz2 | t5_2to41 | 94 | ftbf: TIFU by trying to open my pores with boiling hot steam.
So I had a whitehead that I wanted to get rid of, and I read somewhere online that steam is a good way to open up pores. I spent 15 minutes leaning over a boiling pot of water letting the steam slam into my face, figuring the pain was good. 5 hours later the... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1397213651 | 1397505277 | t3_22rp81 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Narfii: TIFU By Coughing
So for the past few weeks I've been having a bit of a throat bug, and coughing a lot. Nothing too major, and it's been getting to that point where I can actually hack something up.
So usually, when you hack something up, it stops in your mouth and then you can either swallow it or spit it out... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1397182790 | 1397262702 | t3_22qw4m | t5_2to41 | 27 | LyingPieceofCake: TIFU by being a judgmental prick.
This happened last weekend while I was home from college, visiting my family.
So, nearby my dad's house, there's a gas station I would always go to in high school. I was about to drive to my mom's place to stay there for the remainder of the weekend and I had barely ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1397228814 | 1397294181 | t3_22s6r4 | t5_2to41 | 1,202 | ButtersHound: TIFU and told my grandpa my greatest fear
After reading about the guy who kicked the Downs kid in the face I was reminded of my biggest fuck up as a child. When I was a kid I had a huge phobia regarding handicapped people stemming from an incident at JC Penny's when a guy with a mental disability broke i... | 8 | 150.25 | |
1397230564 | 1397242238 | t3_22s9d6 | t5_2to41 | 215 | amplebooty: TIFU by accidental smoking dmt
This happened 20 minutes ago. I packed a bong at a mates house which i assumed had an empty the cone piece. Saw some white and dark marks but assumed they were ash and moved on to lighting up. As it turned out there was some dmt in my hit that my friend forgot about. I took 2 ... | 8 | 26.875 | |
1397238557 | 1397242783 | t3_22slkq | t5_2to41 | 39 | KoreanJesusPleasures: TIFU by submitting a history research paper that examined how Televangelists are trivializing Christianity, when my "TA" is a devout Christian
First year at university, and this is the final term paper for a year long course. It's a history course that examines global commodities and their apparen... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1397216132 | 1397246072 | t3_22rr6v | t5_2to41 | 25 | Archyel: TIFU by forgetting to save my work...
I'm doing a group assignment in my Company Economy class, and in order to share our work with each other, we send it over Facebook.
Now, apparently, when you open up files through Facebook, and you don't "save as", you don't actually save, and you ultimately lose all your ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1397242611 | 1397572534 | t3_22srrt | t5_2to41 | 26 | mustangwolf1997: TIFUpdate I got fined
[In case you missed it...](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/22msf6/tifu_by_getting_a_fine/)
My hearing today went amazing.
The JP didn't like the lack of smoking signs designating the smoking section, or the extremely vague borders that you can barely see, and are extremely... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1397244009 | 1397317289 | t3_22styq | t5_2to41 | 382 | myncii: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend in the kitchen and having my mum walk in on us
So this happened about a year ago, but it seemed like a story that would go well on this subreddit so I thought I'd share.
Me and my boyfriend at the time were baking cookies, and had a bit of time to kill whilst we were wait... | 4 | 95.5 | |
1397242575 | 1397400001 | t3_22srpw | t5_2to41 | 38 | catfor: TIFU by not having my earbuds plugged in.
My job is full of annoying people who are constantly asking for help, or just flapping their gums for no real reason. To avoid having to bullshit with anyone, I wear earbuds - but I don't actually listen to anything a lot of the time.
This guy who is always bringing me... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1397249989 | 1397483533 | t3_22t39c | t5_2to41 | 117 | abootypatooty: TIFU by falling asleep at work with my previous post about farting on my doctor's face left up on the computer
I'm tired today. Maybe because its Friday after a long week & my dog decided to sit on my head last night at 3am to wake me up...or maybe because I'm still having nightmares about yesterda... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1397262908 | 1397419095 | t3_22tlas | t5_2to41 | 1,274 | chikadee09: TIFU by ripping a woman's inner labia
I'm a student in aesthetics and it was my second time giving a Brazilian wax. I'm at the labia and I spread the wax and pulled the wrong way.
Next thing I know I'm staring at this large bloody slit on her inner labia. She doesn't feel anything and isn't in pain. I spr... | 8 | 159.25 | |
1397270200 | 1397406101 | t3_22tua6 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Americandesserts: TIFU by using the toilet at my grandparents' house
Earlier tonight I figured I'd call up some of my favorite cousins and we'd all go to our grandparents' house for pizza after school. They were up with the idea, so we all ordered from the local chain and set up in the basement with a Risk board betw... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1397290830 | 1397346328 | t3_22ud01 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting poison oak on my dick
This happened a couple days ago.
Every day I go for a run on a hiking trail. It was nice and sunny and all the flowers were blooming, so I decided it was a good idea to go off trail and explore. I go down a hill, through some trees, and come upon a clearing with some co... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1397308662 | 1397312734 | t3_22uoiz | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheLaurence: TIFU because of my habit of putting things in my mouth
This happened a few years ago when i was about 8 or ó so not really today i fucked up. I was very restless as a child and had a habit of putting things in my mouth. So one day while watching my sister play a video game, my father came in from the hardw... | 4 | 4 | |
1397313699 | 1397482771 | t3_22utg0 | t5_2to41 | 180 | yonoober: TIFU by swallowing a gallon of pool water.
This literally just happened like an hour ago.
Every Saturday at 8-ish I have a swimming class, kind of a cardio workout sorta thing. Today I'm not feeling too good, I feel kinda tired, so I decide to take it a bit slower.
When you're swimming, you know how you ha... | 11 | 16.363636 | |
1397337727 | 1397604625 | t3_22ux6f | t5_2to41 | -15 | PiggyBankofDespair: I dunno about announcing the culprit, but playing it off as a prank is a pretty solid idea. My dad was visiting me once and I was showing him something on my computer (I forget what). I ran to the restroom and I was mid-sprinkle when I remembered that I hadn't cleared my internet history. Every now ... | 7 | -2.142857 | |
1397323045 | 1397415620 | t3_22v4w1 | t5_2to41 | 4,440 | tifuTA: TIFU by being a horny 16 year old.
So this is a throwaway, because well, this is my most embarrassing moment ever, and only two people (my mom and I) know about it. Plan to keep it that way, apart from you guys of course.
This didn't happen today, about two years ago, but fuck it I just found this sub and it h... | 12 | 370 | |
1397322571 | 1397331994 | t3_22v498 | t5_2to41 | 42 | bphishere: TIFU by licking my own feces.
So this was actually earlier in the week but dgaf.
So i had a bad case of the shits, the hersheys squirt, the anus firebreather. I had diarrhea. And in the night I ran to the bathroom, and felt the last escape my rectum. I see it. I shat on the corner of the shower mat. Now i c... | 9 | 4.666667 | |
1397337072 | 1397341015 | t3_22vnn7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: LYIFU by Fucking up at a Paintball game... On my Birthday
theWongPlace: > take a couple of Guatemalans to the porcelain store.
Never heard that one before haha
darthjammer224: i like to consider it my own OC
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1397346525 | 1397387739 | t3_22vzrq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by folding when I had a straight flush.
First time poster, sorry if the format's a bit bizarre. Anyways, to clarify, this story isn't about cards; it's about me cockblocking myself unbelievably bad. So, I was a senior in high school, and I have a pretty bad differential between looks and how social I am... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1397335007 | 1397924324 | t3_22vkwf | t5_2to41 | 12 | jon2kx: TIFU by replying all, instead of replying.
I sent a rant about what I consider to be poor design choices in proprietary software, to everyone of my colleagues at work today. I called it shit, I called it a "10/10 Piece of shit", an "ABYSMAL pile of crap" and criticized IT infrastructure in the process, calling ... | 3 | 4 | |
1397352657 | 1397489307 | t3_22w77o | t5_2to41 | 235 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my Dad a flash drive full of gay porn
Oh man, I fucked up bad.
I'm 16, and I'm gay. I haven't told my parents yet as I just have no idea what I would say. Anyway, every weekend my Dad comes up to my house (I stay with my Mom) and I give him a flash drive full of movies that I've downloaded (l... | 10 | 23.5 | |
1397344018 | 1397440241 | t3_22vwl5 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting chili powder in my french toast instead of cinnamon
http://i.imgur.com/kmNj5Uy.jpg?2
Used the last four eggs in the fridge too. Had to skip breakfast. This is the hair gel/face cleanser incident of 2010 all over again.
Lehk: buy a different brand of one or the other so the packaging is ver... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1397359459 | 1397515490 | t3_22wf9l | t5_2to41 | 28 | jameswg: Tifu by giving myself the plague.
So I work in a kitchen at a busy restaurant. The building is about 30 years old or so. On the counters of the line we have these cut outs that hold bins for ice baths. Underneath the counter is all stainless steal cubbies that we use to store pans, boxes of wine and other r... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1397372409 | 1397375614 | t3_22wrix | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by attending my ex's party
So, the other day I got dumped. It really hurt, a lot, and we talked about things and decided to try and be friends as best we could. I'm part of a club on my college campus (a club that I was VP of and had founded, and the ex is now president of), and we were having our end o... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1397360804 | 1397399221 | t3_22wgqs | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be comfortable
So I was taking a shower the other day, and I was super tired after working out and I had the urge to sit down. Side note: my shower has one of these [soap racks that are attached to the tiles](http://media.askbuild.com/legacy/738.jpg). So, me being the idiot I am, I started ... | 3 | 6 | |
1397378592 | 1397383861 | t3_22wvhc | t5_2to41 | 83 | LordDondarrion: TIFU by taking a sip of beer
So, I'm a tall, fit man who can normally handle plenty of liquor. I'm talking like frat-level pounding of drinks all night long. I'd been looking forward to this party, as unfortunately the place where I live is not exactly conductive to festive environments. So I show up, w... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1397408311 | 1397441204 | t3_22xlu0 | t5_2to41 | 79 | iknugz: TIFU by visiting a birthdayparty of someone I barely know.
I don't even know where I should start telling this story...
However, last weekend I met up with a friend of mine who asked me if I had any plans for the following evening. Since I didn't had any plans he wanted me to join a birthdayparty from a girl I... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1397413355 | 1397448701 | t3_22xt35 | t5_2to41 | 1,135 | _Hamburger_: TIFU by losing my pants
For some backstory, a couple of my friends were going to a party on Friday and asked me to come so I did.
When I got there, I saw this girl who I had been talking to lately (the party was at her house) but we hadn't done anything but talk. I went over to sit and talk with her, beca... | 11 | 103.181818 | |
1397379994 | 1397428663 | t3_22wwc7 | t5_2to41 | 77 | Wibbles20: TIFU by stopping a golf bag
I was waiting around the kiosk of a golf course waiting for the rest of my cricket team to show up so we could pay and get started. In the kiosk they have sets of golf clubs on sale, with most in a bag.
As we're waiting around I notice some movement out of the corner of my eye a... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1397423505 | 1397453338 | t3_22y89s | t5_2to41 | 88 | cartmensfoe: TIFU by grabbing my friends ass
Friday night I started relaxing after hell week. 2 exams and a project due, plus homework every night, means that I deserve a night to have a little bit of fun. A couple of friends and I are hanging out, and we each have our own favorite drink. For me, that means a fifth of ... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1397428021 | 1397487198 | t3_22yeyq | t5_2to41 | 44 | misterBazooka: TIFU by dodging a squirrel while driving
So this past Friday, I was driving at a local university for my job, heading to my parking spot. A wild squirrel appeared. (The squirrels at this college are notoriously oblivious and stupid to the point that everyone is surprised natural selection hasn't wiped th... | 4 | 11 | |
1397427752 | 1397451178 | t3_22yelp | t5_2to41 | 34 | Werplus29: TIFU by dispatching the cops to my house.
Me and my dad were getting ready to head to a swim meet downtown this morning. Both my dad and I were pretty wonky waking up at 6:45 and weren't functioning properly yet.
Anyways as we leave I set to disable the house alarm. The thing with this alarm is that if you ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1397435964 | 1397478506 | t3_22yqhy | t5_2to41 | 171 | suemeidareyouto: TIFU by yelling at my teenage sister until she cried and pissed herself
Here's the short story: She stole stuff from my room. I noticed my guitar was gone, she confessed that she sold it online, I locked her up in my room with me and started yelling insults at her and she started crying and told me to ... | 8 | 21.375 | |
1397436431 | 1397485700 | t3_22yr6i | t5_2to41 | 9 | sirjamtrousers: Tifu by eating a chip
So I recently got my braces off, (yay!) and was told I could go back to my eating habits. Well I sure as hell did, and today it bit me in the ass. Or teeth in this case. With a permanent retainer installed in behind my bottom teeth I munched on some of those delicious Lay's chips a... | 3 | 3 | |
1397429526 | 1397444531 | t3_22yh1d | t5_2to41 | 10 | 2nitetonight: TIFU by ruining my crush's plans for the evening...
Not really worthy of this subreddit probably compared to some of the stuff I've read just now but I've felt like shit about it all weekend so I'm going to vent...
Last Friday I texted my buddy to see if he wanted to go grab dinner and see a movie after... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1397439748 | 1397461092 | t3_22yw39 | t5_2to41 | 29 | aznsin12: TIFU by missing my final exams
I was studying tonight for my 2 exams and I thought "welp I studied my ass off and I'm prepared for what's coming. Let's check what time my exams are this week." I checked online on the exam schedule and turns out that both of my exams were 2-3 FUCKING DAYS AGO. I swore the days... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1397447027 | 1397613222 | t3_22z6m6 | t5_2to41 | 69 | cavenator: TIFU by laughing repeatedly at a man who had a stroke.
Tonight I fucked up...
SO I work in a restaurant. Had this table of 3 older people. The one guy at the table seemed to be making a funny voice every time he opened his mouth. I thought he was being hilarious. All night I laughed at literally everything ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1397447825 | 1397495966 | t3_22z7oj | t5_2to41 | 880 | rubbersoul16: TIFU by sending nudes to my cousin.
So I was laying in bed, texting my friend. I guess she was a little bit horny, so she asked for some nude pictures to make up for ones she sent earlier today. Me and this girl had been sexting like this for a few weeks now, so we had the routine down pretty well. She'd ... | 9 | 97.777778 | |
1397449765 | 1397568106 | t3_22za6o | t5_2to41 | 1,567 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to masturbate in the shower.
To start, I'm a female college student living in a dorm. I also have a high libido and a low level of patience when it comes to waiting to masturbate when the urge hits.
A habit I've gotten into is taking my vibrator into the shower with me. The bathroom has mult... | 12 | 130.583333 | |
1397451431 | 1397981378 | t3_22zc7g | t5_2to41 | 81 | MrsPokeylope: TIFU trying to change my tampon
On my alternativeprivate account as friends know my main and I may die if they knew this was me.
A couple months back I had a copper IUD inserted as birth control. Apart from the crazy amounts of pain getting that inserted, and all the no-baby benefits, I've found that I a... | 7 | 11.571429 | |
1397445634 | 1397547135 | t3_22z4p0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking two pills of xanax instead of taking two pills of a stimulant.
**Prologue:** I spent pretty much all of thurs, friday, saturday gorging myself on the junkiest foods I could get my hand on and was in desperate need of some kind of work out cleanse my body of the havoc I had mercilessly put it t... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1397448580 | 1397468466 | t3_22z8o7 | t5_2to41 | -8 | HardHatBoy: TIFU by trying to bake pizza
So two thing's may have actually factored into this. first off, for the last little while I've been baking pizza W/O cardboard base, then second I also had one or two rum n' coke's before putting my pizza in the oven without throwing out the cardboard base first. Now I'm basical... | 6 | -1.333333 | |
1397478037 | 1397564994 | t3_22zy4g | t5_2to41 | 303 | rajeeves: TIFU by accidentally spamming my teacher with thousands of text messages and almost getting him fired
I'm pretty close with this teacher, he's a chill guy, so I text him frequently. I asked him this weekend to send me something once he got it, and he told me to keep reminding him until he got it. It would hav... | 12 | 25.25 | |
1397487878 | 1397510161 | t3_230baa | t5_2to41 | 31 | STICKY_OUT_NAIL: TIFU by not letting my brother have a chocolate
First off, this is a throwaway.
Second, this happened about an hour ago, so I still feel a bit sick.
Here we go...
I'm a teenager and I have an 11 year old brother (Let's call him Bob) and a 6 year old sister (name unimportant)
Our mum works nights so... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1397490386 | 1397622681 | t3_230f9t | t5_2to41 | 1,313 | want2fightme: TIFU - by accidentally picking up a hooker
This was actually a couple of weeks ago but have just now found the courage to post on a throwaway. I was visiting a relative in the hospital in one of the larger cities in Florida. As I was leaving the parking garage at around 10pm I hear/see a "lady" on the cor... | 12 | 109.416667 | |
1397497326 | 1397537882 | t3_230qyu | t5_2to41 | 19 | adamdh: TIFU by Giving a High Five
so I was sitting in my german class today, when I had a brief conversation with my professor after I had finished my worksheet. After he finished talking, he held out his hand as if he was expecting me to give him something. So naturally, I gave him a high five... He wanted my workshe... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1397500078 | 1397557681 | t3_230vmi | t5_2to41 | 163 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a condom..
To set the scene, I'm at a party at my house last night, talking to this girl I've had a huge crush on for a while. Shes gorgeous, amazing body, perfect heart shaped ass, cool as shit personality..etc etc...actually I was pretty much bat-shit in love with this girl. The conversatio... | 8 | 20.375 | |
1397489442 | 1397505170 | t3_230dsv | t5_2to41 | 85 | glasscut: TIFU by wearing briefs
The laundry bin was full and my underwear drawer was down to the dredges. The only thing left were briefs. Briefs from too many years back that, while clean, weren't exactly accommodating an extra inch of fat around my waist. But clean underwear is worth more than comfort, so I slap tho... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1397511509 | 1397645110 | t3_231fck | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU By Knocking Over a Blind Man
Title pretty much says it all. I was having a bad day all things considered, and my commute was taking forever. So finally I got off my train and bee lined to the escalator and didn't see a man with the dark sunglasses and cane... so yea he went down and of course I'm profus... | 4 | 10 | |
1397515379 | 1397526203 | t3_231lqu | t5_2to41 | 23 | HUYDURVUD: TIFU by making fun of my friends sister with Cerebral Palsy
So me and my friends were in the library doing some homework and my friend (who is a bit on the slower side) starts talking about breaking bad. He is looking at a picture of the breaking bad cast. I believe it was [this ](http://starcasm.net/wp-cont... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1397515750 | 1397597764 | t3_231mbu | t5_2to41 | 186 | fukderNEways: [NSFW] TIFU by being a pig.
I try not to be a sleezebag when it comes to women and I figure honesty is the best policy to avoid sleezebagedness. This is not always the case.
There's a girl that has been trying to get my attention for a while but I told her I was only interested in her sexually. She said... | 9 | 20.666667 | |
1397526054 | 1397596630 | t3_23224u | t5_2to41 | 35 | a_p3rson: TIFU by trying to give a friend a ride.
High school student in a small town. I'm on my way home from errands in the city (it's a good drive out). Any how, I'm back in my town, on the way to my house.
I start driving up this hill by an empty housing development. On the sidewalk, I see a couple, who are both f... | 7 | 5 | |
1397524360 | 1397578164 | t3_231zjt | t5_2to41 | 141 | Riddlesex: TIFU by changing my reddit password in response to Heartbleed.
I'm a long-time IT professional, and either in spite of or because of that I'm a little inured to constant password panic. Although I didn't change any other password, in response to [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/231h... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1397517800 | 1397644662 | t3_231pid | t5_2to41 | 8 | ToGoWiNe: TIFU by putting toothpaste in my eye
As of a few months I've learned a wonderful method against "soon-to-be-zits". Put just a little bit of toothpaste on the red dot in the evening and when you wake up, it will have stopped reddening or even disappeared completely. And this is where the TIFU comes up.
I had... | 4 | 2 | |
1397525531 | 1397618301 | t3_2321d7 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by only grading the front of a test.
So, for background, I go to a military school. The way it's structured means that there's a department in the student body responsible for handling promotions in the JROTC (Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps) program. I'm part of this department, but not official... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1397533275 | 1397567590 | t3_232d5m | t5_2to41 | 77 | OvenBakedJuice: TIFU by going into my brother's room and discovering his fleshlight
I'm still in shock about this but I need to express it somehow. I wanted to play an old game that I couldn't find so I went into my brother's room to find it. I found the game that was in a box along with some other games. I slowly took... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1397528169 | 1397595755 | t3_2325ef | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU- I wet the bed (turned 20 today..) and someone saw me naked ...it was bad just read it...
So I am on the wrestling team and I had to make weight, well I already made weight, but i decided to shed a couple extra pounds because I knew i was going to pig out on my birthday. So the few days before my birthd... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1397521492 | 1397571364 | t3_231v2c | t5_2to41 | 15 | HotPocketTA: TIFU by eating hot pockets
Sorry for the grammar, on mobile.
So today I woke up sick. Too sick to go to school. As everyone who has stayed home sick before knows, it's not very fun, unless of course you're faking, which I wasn't.
I laid in bed for around 3-4 hours after initially waking up. O... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1397534052 | 1397596870 | t3_232e6s | t5_2to41 | 7 | disenchanted_youth: TIFU by letting someone use my phone to make a call....
I just got off the train and was standing outside the station, trying to get my cellphone to connect to my stupid bluetooth headset. This lady comes by and asks me if she can borrow my phone to make a call because she forgot her's at home. She ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1397535752 | 1397611007 | t3_232gec | t5_2to41 | 43 | ALivnigFolly: TIFU by drinking too much.
I'm way too drunk to stand up everytime i just get dizzy and fall down resulting in me getting stuck in my bathroom. I took off all my close except boxers cuz i was hot now im freezing on the bathroom floor. Prettt sure i gave myself a swirly before puking, and now i am waiting ... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1397557151 | 1397924855 | t3_232zfe | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thrashlee: Went clubbing for the first time.
chalkchick0: Are you going to do that again? Most people do. You could be one of the bright ones who says "Three drinks, then home." and sticks to it. You will have as much fun but less "Oh, God, WHY?"
Thrashlee: Doing it again this week but never taking stuff with me
chalk... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1397558882 | 1397849425 | t3_2330qm | t5_2to41 | 175 | SlimJiMorrison: TIFU- Dad walked in one me spanking my monkey.
About 4 hours ago, I broke my glasses. I have thick frame hipster glasses, I also have a broken computer monitor, so I am forced to use set up my 32in flat screen on my desk, I live in the garage (drywall and flooring, along with a door leading to the actua... | 5 | 35 | |
1397581327 | 1397631575 | t3_233uil | t5_2to41 | 80 | Kochen: TIFU by mailing a cellphone battery and not informing the post office
I am freaking out right now.
There was a long line at the post office because tax day.... I was there during lunch to mail off a couple things I just sold on eBay. One of the items is a Zero Lemon 7000mAH extended battery and case for the ga... | 4 | 20 | |
1397582408 | 1397656529 | t3_233w9z | t5_2to41 | 1,121 | oops123456: TIFU by stalking my ex's instagram and accidentally tweeting a pic of him on my professional account
I'm a journalist and I have a Twitter account that's specifically tied to my place of work. I work for an extremely well-known, national publication. I was stalking my ex's instagram and accidentally copied ... | 10 | 112.1 | |
1397584394 | 1397623583 | t3_233zpd | t5_2to41 | 372 | RogueJerkey: TIFU by not washing my hands..
My aunt is an incredible cook. She also doesn't have any children of her own, and I had never spent any real 1 on 1 time with her, so yesterday we decided to get together to have a nice bonding experience cooking something together. I really like Vietnamese Pho, and neither... | 8 | 46.5 | |
1397588075 | 1397604154 | t3_2345uv | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU- By calling a deaf man retarded. NSFW language.
Ok so to be honest I suck at writing out my own stories so sorry in advance, on to the story.
So it started with my friend getting his first phone (were both teenagers) but sadly he has to share it with his little sister and brother so I could be texting ... | 3 | 16 | |
1397586952 | 1397670430 | t3_2343yt | t5_2to41 | 48 | awatchquestion: TIFU by accidentally putting on a sex show
Years ago I was a 17 y/old kid with his first serious gf. We were both bored one night and decided to roadie around town. We started playing truth or dare and this eventually led to her giving me road head while completely naked kneeling with her ass facing t... | 3 | 16 | |
1397598305 | 1397966867 | t3_234nhc | t5_2to41 | 8 | rqpenn: TIFU by trimming my armpit hair
The weather is starting to get very humid where I'm at and my body hair is matted down and muggy everywhere. Being a naturally hairy guy I try to remove as much excess hair as possible. My pits naturally are starting to stink and get worse, so I decided to trim them up. My dad to... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1397599024 | 1397628658 | t3_234ora | t5_2to41 | 41 | PresidentPlatypus: TIFU by a porn ad going off in a college class
I walked into to class a little late so I found a seat in the back between these two attractive girls. I pulled out my computer and opened it to hear "hey are you looking at...." I slammed my computer to make it stop but it keep going ".... at porn aga... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1397603584 | 1397654156 | t3_234w15 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a living caricature of a klutzy person. (pics inside)
I'm a clumsy person. I don't think I've gone a day in my entire life without tripping, bumping into something, or dropping something at least once.
So today I'm walking to a meeting and I have to step up onto a curb. I don't step high enoug... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1397621278 | 1397831117 | t3_235mmh | t5_2to41 | 145 | Nothing2Special: TIFU. I'm Sick. He's Indian.
So, I'm at work and, I'm sicker than a kid with a pocket full of paint chips. My co-workers and I (food servers), are waiting on someone to order something to eat. Good guy Native American just started working a couple days ago and, gets everybody a big plate Nachos. Anywa... | 6 | 24.166667 |
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