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1398034259 | 1398061669 | t3_23jm2w | t5_2to41 | 58 | Tubby0518: TIFU by taking my boat out when it wasn't ready.
The boat is a 12 foot alumacraft with a 1985 7.5 hp merc outboard engine. I bought the boat last fall and only took it out once before putting it away for winter. It ran great the first time I took it out before winter.
Today the ice was finally off the lak... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1398043066 | 1398062855 | t3_23jz1l | t5_2to41 | 45 | SammehXD: TIFU by forgetting I had a haircut
I've recently had a haircut, gone from having a fringe that goes well past my chin in terms of length, to a far more typical bloke's hairstyle. Well, this morning, in my dazed state after waking up, I sit on the end of my bed, grab my comb and go to comb my fringe, as I alwa... | 3 | 15 | |
1398046864 | 1398104893 | t3_23k4gc | t5_2to41 | 44 | igotpbloodonmyhands: TIFU and got my mom's period blood on my hand without noticing.
Oh god. This was pretty gross.
So just a little bit of back story. My mom has a pretty bad drinking problem. She has tried to get help in the past but to no avail. Earlier today, she went over to our 90 year old neighbor's house to h... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1398049143 | 1398058661 | t3_23k7sy | t5_2to41 | 12 | I_Am_Steve_Irwin: TIFU by forgetting to throw out my piss bottles.
Ok, I'm a lazy fuck. Disgusting, slob, dirty, lets get the names out of the way.
I get lazy when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee. A few times, I would wake up and grab an empty water bottle in my room, pee in it, and stash it behin... | 4 | 3 | |
1398051704 | 1398053410 | t3_23kbfc | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by Making an Inappropriate Cancer Comment
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turtlesarerad14: Write everyone a letter apologizing... accidents happen :)
MiraiSuenaga: I think that's a good idea, might earn some points back. Better than nothing.
| 3 | 4 | |
1398053314 | 1398128376 | t3_23kdkb | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making out with my neighbors husband...
At least... I'm fairly certain I did.
1. To start out: I didn't know who he was (he said he was single).
2. I made out with him two weeks ago, and I just made the connection this morning.
3. There is a reason I don't drink often.
Onto the story..... | 6 | 3 | |
1398050464 | 1398213906 | t3_23k9re | t5_2to41 | 80 | windows8fuckup: TIFU by using windows 8
So recently my family got a new laptop running windows 8. Me being the poor fuck I am currently use my parents computer to do my school work and such. I like most horny teenage boys, like to drain the dragon after a rough day at school. Here's where it gets interesting. Well one ... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1398053843 | 1398381336 | t3_23ke9n | t5_2to41 | 33 | turbo240: TIFU by farting in the car
Ok, so we are all clear, this story does not involve anyone shitting their pants.
Still with me? ok.
I went out and got super drunk last night. Lots of whiskey. So today I'm tired, hung over, and my stomach is just wrecked. I had the whiskey shits bad, and was farting *a lot*. Ba... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1398063775 | 1398101116 | t3_23koah | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be too social...
Today I fucked up, reddit. And by today, I truly mean just moments ago. Here's some background and a tl;dr below.
My college roommate threw a party for his girlfriend's birthday tonight. I, not ordinarily being a social type, decided to photograph the party and meet new pe... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1398075624 | 1398782596 | t3_23kwjo | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing to the toilet too fast
Backstory: I have shitty bowels. That's it. You know how most people shit every couple of days? Once a week at best for me.
So today, I'm on my PC, it's 11am, little sleepy. All of a sudden, my sphincter clenches and I hear my body screaming "YOU NEED TO FUCKING SHIT *... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1398074720 | 1398140318 | t3_23kvwo | t5_2to41 | 2,039 | hejalla: TIFU by reacting rashly to drilling noise that woke me up. Cops responded, my sex toys were found, I was warned…
At 8:30am sharp I was jarred awake by ear piercing drilling noises in my student apartment building.
Quick background: Last year my building was completely renovated and we had to endure six months... | 11 | 185.363636 | |
1398085154 | 1398087229 | t3_23l4io | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by committing 6th degree larceny
I almost wish I had a story about shitting myself in public instead.
Here's the deal reddit. I'm a broke ass college student home for Easter weekend. My two dogs needed food; off to wal mart! I'm not trying to enact a pity party here, but the fact is I had to scrape to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1398086856 | 1398116729 | t3_23l6et | t5_2to41 | 168 | rebelthrowaway: TIFU by being lazy
I masturbate at least twice a day, and often late at night past midnight so I don't want to go to the bathroom and get tissue (plus, I've always hated the feeling of using it to wipe up cum) so instead I used an old t-shirt and it got to a point where I just always used this because i... | 7 | 24 | |
1398093884 | 1398141783 | t3_23lg8e | t5_2to41 | 206 | [deleted]: YIFU by throwing off Jesus's groove.
Yesterday being Easter Sunday, my family woke up early to divulge our easter baskets and go to the cheesiest megachurch we know of.
It was a fancy occasion so I had to dress all fancy like with high heels and skirts and sparkles and shit. I cannot, for the life of me, wa... | 9 | 22.888889 | |
1398099387 | 1398126193 | t3_23lp1f | t5_2to41 | 22 | aquaticteabag: TIFU by moshing at a Tech N9ne concert
So two of my roomates and a friend of mine decide to drive from Charleston, SC to Jacksonville FL for a Tech N9ne concert. The three of them were going to be very drunk, and so I was the DD. Now let me preface this by saying that I love circle pits and they are my f... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1398112580 | 1398119707 | t3_23mbpd | t5_2to41 | 28 | animaAuspex: TIFU by sending an explicit sext to a near stranger
Disclaimer: This was actually about a week or two ago, not today, but I'm still feeling really bad about it.
Backstory: I recently just moved from tiny town East Coast to big city West Coast a few months ago, started a new job etc, and settled in to bei... | 4 | 7 | |
1398117435 | 1398635805 | t3_23mjyx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not answering the door to a salesman who saw me at the window.
Let me start by saying that in the spring, my mother likes to have all the windows open at all times. Cheaper than running the air conditioner I suppose. Lets the bugs in though, but there's not much I can do about that.
I was sitting a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1398122006 | 1398145733 | t3_23mrbb | t5_2to41 | 1,145 | JimothyBros: TIFU by asking my girlfriend if she shops in the plus size section.
Whew boy. So we were in Forever 21, she was getting her necessary window shopping done. I was mindlessly following, probably thinking about trains or something, when I noticed the mannequins the store had. They were all freakishly skinny. ... | 16 | 71.5625 | |
1398123838 | 1398153517 | t3_23mu4v | t5_2to41 | 106 | ChocolateDoorknob: TIFU by posting a link for porn.
My friends and I share a Whatsapp chat, which I have only recently been added to. Since joining, I have been a little controversial, as all of my friends are strong Christians, and some of my posts are a bit 'outrageous' for their liking. I myself have gone to Church ... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1398125882 | 1398160544 | t3_23mxfb | t5_2to41 | 83 | unsuckable9335: TIFU By striking out with a hooker
Like many of you poor saps on reddit I can't get laid to save my life. In fact, I'm a virgin at 24-years-old. I've never had to much as a hand job. Women avoid my dick like the plague.
So last night I decided to take the plunge and see what all the fuss is about. I l... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1398128038 | 1398138545 | t3_23n0t3 | t5_2to41 | 165 | ThatDandyMan: TIFU by sitting on the toilet while eating Ramen Noodles
So, here I am writing a couple paragraphs and outlining World History chapters. I get kind of Hungary, so I czech the pantry for some food, but there's none. Kenya believe it? All I have to eat is Roman noodles, which isn't half bad. After it finish... | 10 | 16.5 | |
1398132110 | 1398136924 | t3_23n787 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting my instincts at the beauty supply store.
My hair is maroon.
Not red, not purple.
Maroon.
If anyone needs me, I'll be the one crying in the shower with a bottle of clarifying shampoo.
Fim0458: What exactly went wrong? I'm not getting this.
krystalbee: Sorry, I grabbed the wrong color o... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1398133113 | 1398184734 | t3_23n8vv | t5_2to41 | 30 | HalfNam: TIFU by trying to put a clamp on my iPhone 5s.
A week ago, I had accidentally dropped my 5S on the ground from my pocket resulting in a hairline crack across the bottom left to the middle right. Hairline cracks on occasionally covered by warranty by Apple depending on the Genius helping.
The next day, I rece... | 3 | 10 | |
1398137773 | 1398170197 | t3_23ng1h | t5_2to41 | 4 | stormin5532: TIFU by looking at /b/.
So I went on /b/ to try and see if I could set of a moralfag. I ended up in a rule 34 thread where I thought "Oh there will be white knights everywhere!". Of course my mother then shows up a sees me with a screen that has little pictures and small text. (Note: I am only 14) she gets... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1398137919 | 1398177766 | t3_23ng91 | t5_2to41 | 40 | theatomicguy1: TIFU by shitting in a TS channel
So Normally I play dayz (mod) with about 6-7 other people and today was no exception. A few of these people are really *In* with the users (some of which are friends) on the TS and the server. And those people are really loud, so they cant just shut the living gorram fuck... | 4 | 10 | |
1398144439 | 1398144830 | t3_23nopr | t5_2to41 | 8 | Firtree8: TIFU by deleting 4 years worth of photos off my dads phone.
So I was browsing Reddit upstairs while my little brother was doing homework downstairs when he needed some help with uploading a picture of himself for a school project. So I went downstairs and he took a picture of himself on my dads phone and need... | 4 | 2 | |
1398148561 | 1398297823 | t3_23nsim | t5_2to41 | 18 | Kofcandre: TIFU by accidentally scaring a young black guy outside Target
9:30 pm dark Target parking lot, I had bought my son a tee ball set and was playing around and turned the corner and it must have looked like I was about to hit him, he raised his hands like I'm not armed, I smiled and said sorry just horsing arou... | 6 | 3 | |
1398167025 | 1398189014 | t3_23o6go | t5_2to41 | 21 | Count_Freebase: TIFU by vomiting on and assaulting some guy peacefully having a turd.
I don’t know if this is the right place for this, but a while ago I was on a night out with about 6 of my male friends. We all are/were in the army at some stage and know each other pretty well as we all did our training at the same t... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1398170013 | 1398173231 | t3_23o9io | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU I bike to school everyday and live on the 3. floor
I have my bike in my apartment and use the elevator every day to transport it up and down.
So this morning I brought my bike into the elevator and shut the door. Nothing happened as I pressed the button, i kept on pressing it and still nothing happene... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1398176385 | 1399328680 | t3_23ohod | t5_2to41 | 459 | tiramisucheese: TIFU by letting my 5th graders touch my dirty underwear.
I am SO mortified. I've seriously never been more embarrassed in my life.
I teach 5th grade band. We had a little competition today with prizes for the first section that has everyone in their seat and ready to go first. Naturally, I shoved a w... | 8 | 57.375 | |
1398137292 | 1398324547 | t3_23nfb0 | t5_2to41 | 88 | Stellapacifica: TIFU (well, my roommate did) by printing the entire Adobe EULA instead of her presentation notes
So she's been working the whole weekend on this huge project, compiling everyone in the group's notes into a massive presentation. This morning, in a bit of a rush for the bus, she printed out what she thoug... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1398185020 | 1398185981 | t3_23ovlm | t5_2to41 | 3 | thr0eaw3igh: TIFU by making a friend have to write a(nother) 300 word essay in another language.
TIFU literally just 45 min. ago in what may not seem like a big deal in the grand scheme of things. But I still want to get it off my chest since I still feel bad about it.
My friend and I are in first year Chinese at [ins... | 3 | 1 | |
1398187643 | 1398219165 | t3_23p02z | t5_2to41 | 2,677 | babyjesuz: X:post from /r/funny TIFU How I had to switch schools NSFW
So this shit happened to me when I was about thirteen years old. I was really retarded / stupid / immature at that time.
Me and my friends (three of us) always had some sort of phase. Like slapping eachother, suckerpunching nutsacks, etc... Retarde... | 10 | 267.7 | |
1398190223 | 1398349391 | t3_23p4of | t5_2to41 | 82 | tammerlian: TIFU by looking at a TIFU in class
I was sitting in my history class today at school today casually browsing through TIFU and enjoying a few laughs during class, nothing major. Well without my knowledge the assistant teacher came up behind me as i was reading http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/23mu4v/tif... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1398193704 | 1398197345 | t3_23paqt | t5_2to41 | 62 | pdrock7: TIFU by accidentally kicking my buddy's gf in the gooch
So this was actually on Sunday, but close enough. My buddy and I went out to watch the Bruins game around 3 o'clock and started drinking heavily. Our gfs (who are roommates) joined us at around 6 o'clock and we were all drinking together. At about 9 we de... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1398196140 | 1398201406 | t3_23peyl | t5_2to41 | 8 | azach930: TIFU by getting blackout drunk at the beach
So this happened over the weekend, not today. I was at the beach with a group of friends from school, and large amounts of alcohol were present. I had been drinking throughout the day and had a steady buzz going; I was feeling good. I met a girl there that day that ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1398196459 | 1398281764 | t3_23pfi0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | rimmyrim: TIFU by putting on a wristband
So I live in an apartment complex in a college town and our next door neighbors are my good friends. Well I walked over there this morning to see what they're up to and one of them, we'll call Dan, had just gotten his Hangout music fest wristband in the mail. For those who don... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1398200237 | 1398289539 | t3_23pm2h | t5_2to41 | 65 | electricwhisper: TIFU by spraying a chemical into my cats face and eyes.
I was in the bathroom and getting ready for class when I noticed the litter box smelled pretty gross. It's the kind that is covered, so keep that in mind. Being in a hurry whilst also suffering from chronic laziness, I grabbed this bottle of deodo... | 5 | 13 | |
1396684531 | 1398272088 | t3_229bc9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | JordanAsshole: TIFU by watching Game of Thrones at work
So, I'm just sitting here at my second job [front desk at a hotel] doing the overnight shift and I had just downloaded season one of Game of Thrones on my laptop. I get going on a few episodes with very, very limited interruptions [I get little to no traffic on th... | 3 | 3 | |
1398206550 | 1398211994 | t3_23pwmd | t5_2to41 | 68 | Cheese_Alchemist: TIFU by picking a nose scab
(I originally posted this to /r/ wtfdidijustread- still learning the ropes of reddit)
Yesterday morning as I woke up, my nose itched. As any normal person would do, I scratched it. However as I scratched I hit a giant hardened patch of snot stuck to the inside of my nose. ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1398211169 | 1398214562 | t3_23q3s9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Wevegotbigballz: TIFU by buying guitar picks.
I went to a new music shop I've never been to before. I'm used to buying two packs of strings and a bulk of guitar picks. I share my debit card/bank card/credit card on my mom's account and she told me I could charge it on credit because it usually rings up to around $40. S... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1398208595 | 1398228284 | t3_23pzsk | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TI(Almost)FU by renting a house from a Nigerian Prince.
So my girlfriend, roommate, and I had been looking for a new place since our lease will be up at the end of June. We came across this house that was big 3 bedroom 1.5 bath, loft, office, den, remodeled kitchen, and a big living room. The rent for this... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1398202873 | 1398266888 | t3_23pqo8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting naked in front of a close family friend [Past event, I was 6 at the time]
Hey. I just wanted to share one of the largest fuck ups in my life (as a child). Keep in mind that I was six at the time. [I am a male, the friend is a female]
So there was a cookout at our house for all of our family ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1398209551 | 1399635359 | t3_23q1a2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | soopa96: TIFU by trying to run away from a spider in the bathroom
Let me preface this by saying that I have had a deathly fear of spiders for practically all of my life.
So today I was in my bathroom taking a much needed piss, when suddenly, next to the toilet, I see a huge ass motherfucking spider. Naturally, I got ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1398214850 | 1398219327 | t3_23q9lg | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally buying something using my mothers credit card
i wanted black ops 2 for pc and i dont have a credit card yet, so i went to the supermarket with my mom and while she was shopping i bought a pre paid card without her knowing. fast forward to when i get home, i go on amazon and i wanted ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1398213172 | 1398359482 | t3_23q6yf | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFU_omegle: TIFU By Sexting with a 17 year old on Omegle, then texting her.
Today, I, an american male in his 20s, really fucked up.
I got high and went on Omegle, as one does. I end up sexting with this girl, who does not immediately disclose her age.
She tells me she's 17 but turning 18 in a couple of months, and... | 5 | 1 | |
1398212176 | 1399061290 | t3_23q5cd | t5_2to41 | 14 | allycat911: TIFU by accidentally motor-boating only guy friend.
Today I fucked up. So I was supposed to be taking a Liberty & Law test, but there was a substitute so I just got a free period. I was using my free time to draw in my sketchbook, but when I reached for my eraser I couldn't find it. I looked everywhere ... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1398217301 | 1398264719 | t3_23qdeb | t5_2to41 | 22 | The-Pwnage-Man: TIFU by saying the N word in front of my crush in class.
I have had a crush on this girl in my chemistry class, Nicole, ever since I met her. She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, blah blah, you pretty much get the ordeal of how I feel about her. Unfortunately, I'm an fat, ugly piece of ... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1398223354 | 1398629579 | t3_23qmhs | t5_2to41 | 13 | Shibeinoo: TIFU by hitting a young wheel chair bound kid with a frisbee...
Okay, me and my friend were let out of class and were walking around the school while chatting, until we came across a lone frisbee in the grass. Naturally we started playing with said frisbee. Well I had the bright idea to see who can throw sai... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1398239609 | 1398366810 | t3_23r3e2 | t5_2to41 | 272 | [deleted]: TIFU by tearing the rotator cuff in my shoulder while masturbating
So this actually happened about 2 weeks ago. It was late at night and I was in the middle of my nightly ritual of jerking off before I take a shower and go to bed. I was on round 2, which takes a significantly longer amount of time to finish,... | 6 | 45.333333 | |
1398236782 | 1398273151 | t3_23r16h | t5_2to41 | 137 | dailyfiber21: TIFU by eating an entire box of Fiber One bars
So the story begins when my mom went to the grocery store and got a couple boxes of fiber one bars amongst other things. Now i love fiber one bars (depending on the flavor), i believe the flavor was chocolate pretzel which is ridiculously delicious to me. So... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1398240837 | 1398290861 | t3_23r4b2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | TeenageButts: TMSFU by shitting, vomiting, and probably losing her job.
My sister just got off the phone with me and told me about her terrible night, and it is just destined to be here, so I will be telling this in her perspective.
I was hanging out with my friends when I started to not feel real good. We were just a... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1398247732 | 1400735245 | t3_23r9ap | t5_2to41 | 2,644 | legendofstooph: TIFU by attaching the wrong document to my job application
It's 5am and I can't sleep because suddenly my inner productivity has surfaced and I am on fire. I cleaned my entire room and I'm still going. I need more. I cannot stop.
So I've been procrastinating on writing a cover letter for my dream job fo... | 8 | 330.5 | |
1398262458 | 1398399081 | t3_23ro6y | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend suck my dick.
I've gone and done it gang.
So I got this friend I hang out with now and again, shes fun to drink beer and play cribbage with and whatnot. We had class together, and she happens to work across the street from my house. I'm recently single and she knows this.
We've neve... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1398261116 | 1398266540 | t3_23rmed | t5_2to41 | 20 | hc0708: TIFU by watching porn with high volume and masturbating at home
Hi fellow redditors, this shit just happened an hour ago. It is one of the most embarrasing moment of my life so far. im 22 this year, working as an engineer, living with my family ( including my cousins, aunty )
When i get back to home from my o... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1398269028 | 1398360357 | t3_23ryhk | t5_2to41 | 141 | [deleted]: TIFU by succumbing to a childish habit
I'm in college and my girlfriend lives in the same building as me, which is cool. This morning she was going to come over and hang out for a bit before we walked to class.
Unfortunately, my allergies are really kicking in with the spring weather and my nose has been s... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1398271355 | 1398288544 | t3_23s2g7 | t5_2to41 | 151 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by making a short NSFW video in my landlord's kitchen.
School is almost over . . . So very close to freedom. I should be studying, that would be the responsible thing to do seeing as I have an exam tomorrow morning at 8:30, but . . .
Naturally, I decide to make a short "sexy video" for my boyfri... | 9 | 16.777778 | |
1398264813 | 1398277134 | t3_23rrpp | t5_2to41 | 22 | enalios: TIFU by accidentally sending out mass emails. Twice.
A user didn't get an automatically generated email. So I went into the system to send it out with the ui. A few seconds later I got a couple dozen out-of-office replies to the admin email account. Somehow I accidentally sent that email to the entire user lis... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1398274283 | 1398362593 | t3_23s7h0 | t5_2to41 | 3,577 | [deleted]: TIFU by power washing my butthole. [NSFW]
I was having a shower at my girlfriend's place in preparation for some serious sexy time. After washing my hair like normal I detach my girlfriend's high power shower head and begin washing my body. Since I was about to have sex, I wanted every orifice of my body to ... | 13 | 275.153846 | |
1398280018 | 1398319234 | t3_23shj2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | ella1993: TIFU by daring my roommate to masturbate in front of me...
OK, so this was technically last night but it was after midnight so it was technically today. I had just gotten home from work and was still in my uniform (I work at a "gentleman friendly" restaurant where all of us waitresses wear these skimpy little... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1398288935 | 1398306556 | t3_23sxij | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making myself drink several litres of water
I bought dahl with rice at my university's cafeteria and it was a lot spicier than I was expecting. There's a lot of it and I want to finish it all, but I can't take a bite without needing to drink a lot of water with it. I know that milk is known to help b... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1398293978 | 1398300448 | t3_23t67r | t5_2to41 | -1 | cantbrainIhasthedumb: STEBFU
A little late but... Sunday The Easter Bunny Fucked Up. My two kids, age 8 and 6, are both VERY hyper. Before their morning meds they are monsters. Well the bunny knew grass in the baskets was not a wise idea, but she decided to buy silver tinsel grass anyway. It was going to be fine, she g... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1398297143 | 1398348494 | t3_23tbgf | t5_2to41 | 17 | cocoram: TIFU by hitting the wrong button at work
I work at a decently expensive retail store doing stock mainly. Today I had to be on the sales floor since my manager was on a conference call. I was ringing in a $600 sale, then adding the promotions, and that's when it happened.
Again, I don't do sales that often. I... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1398301202 | 1398317886 | t3_23thwq | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught having sex on camera by my dad (NSFW)
So, the boyfriend and I decided to sneak down to my cabin one night for some sexy-times. We went down, trudged through the snow to get in, and had a romantically amazing night get away. I showed him around the place, and he playfully joked about ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1398290394 | 1398343982 | t3_23t05f | t5_2to41 | 155 | jhack22: Today I Fucked Up by checking Vine before going into my Bank.
I'm sitting in my car killing some time and I'm checking all the usual social media apps that I use when I'm bored.
I get to Vine, the last option for when I'm really out of things to do to waste my time, and scroll through the "popular now" clips.... | 5 | 31 | |
1398299776 | 1398366300 | t3_23tfrb | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU - I was just going to relax and jack off in my room since nobody is going to be home today. First day alone since I came back home from school a few weeks ago.
Quick insight, I'm 19 and this is the first time I've ever been walked in on.
I'm excited for this, I go take my pants down to my ankles laying... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1398306247 | 1398363392 | t3_23tq3t | t5_2to41 | 404 | scatking69: TIFU: I'm the 3 boxes of fiber one guy and I've had an awful idea...
I want to do it again. Only this time, I'll be ready for it. I want to go harder. I want to push the limits and become the undisputed champion of fiber one induced farting. This is what I'm thinking - I want to eat purely fiber one bar... | 6 | 67.333333 | |
1398307256 | 1398362272 | t3_23trso | t5_2to41 | 25 | closetcat: TIFU and deleted 280gb worth of my steam library.
Was moving files to another drive, derping around on reddit on my phone while I was at it. copy finished, and I shift-delete the originals, or so I thought. Looked up again, and realized there were still files in the steam folder, so I shift-del again, thinki... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1398280319 | 1398355672 | t3_23si1o | t5_2to41 | 15 | Kogasha: TIFU by hitting the accelerator
On my way home from dropping my brother off at school today, I pulled up in front of the garage. When I went to stop, I hit the accelerator instead of the brake.
I slammed the jeep into the garage, where the old barn doors used to be.
At least now I know exactly how much the j... | 3 | 5 | |
1398325751 | 1398341791 | t3_23ud0p | t5_2to41 | 2 | cheejiayuan512: TIFU by deleting my bitcoin android app without backing up my private keys
ashley1407: How much did you loose?
cheejiayuan512: 3 Bitcoin
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1398327327 | 1398430435 | t3_23ue6f | t5_2to41 | 288 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to unclog my toilet using a lifehack. :(
This took place about two months ago, but I feel that enough time has passed to allow me to come to terms with what happened that day in February.
My toilet clogged and I had no plunger. It had been flushing slow for a couple of days, and finally h... | 14 | 20.571429 | |
1398342080 | 1403158527 | t3_23uq8z | t5_2to41 | 12,644 | Longbow90: TIFU by trying to be funny.
This actually happened yesterday but whatever.
Okay, here we go. A little background about me. I'm young (mid 20's), I'm a guy, I'm white, and I'm a huge Philadelphia Eagles fan (American football). For this of you who aren't familiar with the sport, the Eagles and the Dallas Cow... | 13 | 972.615385 | |
1398349596 | 1398900898 | t3_23v0ac | t5_2to41 | 26 | TrishyMay: TIFU by Redditing in class.
In Cultural Anthropology just now, I was reading the AskReddit thread about kids' lies. I laughed, audibly, at one of the stories. Incidentally, I laughed just after my teacher was talking about slaves. Now my class thinks I find slavery funny.
Fuck_My_Cock_Hole: Okay but how did ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1398305190 | 1398376273 | t3_23tocr | t5_2to41 | 19 | BitingInsects: TIFU by not wearing an undershirt
M/23 here. Happened a few months ago. The company I was working at had some people from HR coming to do interviews for a higher up position. I had been waiting to wear this new shirt I got, which was a little snug but I liked how the color looked on me. Finally got my ch... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1398361205 | 1398381592 | t3_23vkqr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dli151: Tifu by offering to drive the condor at work
Tldr... offered to move the condor because I wanted more experience. I just had to want to work on the movies........
I've driven condors a bunch of times at work with no problems. Flat ground in neighborhoods around cars... on stages in small areas... today was di... | 4 | 1 | |
1398361410 | 1398384960 | t3_23vl6x | t5_2to41 | 5 | thelionheartedboy: TIFU by reading TIFU threads and fucking up right after that...
Well, precisely what the title says: I was exploring this newly discovered thread, having a good laugh and since I have been working around the house because my mom who has been out of surgery not so long ago, I was also getting ready to... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1398369176 | 1398397620 | t3_23vz2c | t5_2to41 | 229 | ericjh15: TIFU by recklessly biking to my midterm.
Today, like any other day, I biked to school to get to my 8:00 AM class for my first midterm of the quarter. I was running a little late and was biking as fast as I could with my earphones in blasting my music in hopes of being wide awake for class. As I was going arou... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1398375489 | 1398384788 | t3_23wan8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting I don't like a dog
I was sitting around with my girlfriend drinking some beers when I admitted I didn't like one of her dogs. On Christmas eve she found an old wandering Golden Retriever with tags and called the owners. They told her he was 12 and to keep him because he has dementia and j... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1398381766 | 1398386924 | t3_23wl9p | t5_2to41 | 122 | mrkruler: TIFU by leaving porn on my computer for my parents to see
So, let me start this off with saying I'm 15 years old. I still live with my parents and so I have to worry about them catching me doing my do. So I get home at 3:30pm every afternoon and my parents have an erratic schedule so I'm always on the lookout... | 3 | 40.666667 | |
1398393637 | 1398456264 | t3_23x3zf | t5_2to41 | 101 | masturbationthrwaway: TIFU by filming myself masturbating
Used the camera on my macbook along with Photo Booth video to film myself masturbating so I could send it to my boyfriend. I was using my hitachi on my clit which feels AMAZING (ladies go buy a hitachi) Well it worked and I had a amazing orgasm & squirted al... | 7 | 14.428571 | |
1398393844 | 1398454598 | t3_23x476 | t5_2to41 | 17 | almosthermit: TIFU and smashed the windshield of my new car with its hood.
So today I went and purchased a new car from a stranger. It is a nice car, not too fancy, but definitely an upgrade from what I had. Anyways it drives great and I was really happy about buying it. When I was driving it home, I stopped for grocer... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1398387187 | 1398450805 | t3_23wty4 | t5_2to41 | 42 | armchairphilosophist: TIFU by giving $40 to a kid I felt sorry for
Just after I finish having dinner, there's a knock on my door. I'm currently staying in a corporate apartment at a new job in a new city, so this is pretty unexpected. I open it and there's a kid there, maybe 20 years old, talking a mile a minute about ... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1398271807 | 1398404647 | t3_23s375 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering sex toys adressed to my mother
My neighbours who usually accept my packages are on vacation so I knew I had get my orders shipped to my parents for the next few weeks. No problem, it's not like they would open any packages that are adressed to me.
My girlfriend and I recently started explor... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1398391488 | 1398487709 | t3_23x0p6 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to fart before a big race
So last Saturday I had a big track meet. My coach had me running the 4x1 4x2, and the 400. We came in first in the 4x1, and the time was coming for the 400. Now even though I'm good at the race, I still get super nervous. Before the race was about to start, I felt a l... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1398398453 | 1398461681 | t3_23xanv | t5_2to41 | 16 | MORDECAIden: TIFU by texting my mom a sexually explicit reddit thread NSFW
A little background here. I am 34 yo male, and I am dating a Redditor. Tonight she learns my username. ;). Mom is not conservative by any means, but older, in her 70's.
So this girl and I have a habit of sending threads back and forth with... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1398420294 | 1398551413 | t3_23xuje | t5_2to41 | 1,083 | Luklaus: TIFU by incorrectly titling an email
I just realised that I did this a few minutes ago and I feel terrible about it.
So for some context, currently my parents are in another state trying to sell their home which was previously being rented out. The tenants' water bill was incorrectly sent to our new address, ... | 13 | 83.307692 | |
1398403597 | 1398569002 | t3_23xgmv | t5_2to41 | 29 | AdmiralMudkip: TIFU by attempting to tell off a coach.
I fucked up.
I'm a high school student and I umpire baseball games as a job/hobby.
Just got back from a game, it wasn't really close, 8-2 was the final score. The coach in question was on the losing team.
Here's what went down: Somewhere around the third o... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1398400997 | 1398494507 | t3_23xduo | t5_2to41 | 20 | Trahs: TIFU by eating half a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and 3 bowls of Captain Crunch Berries
Was watching Netflix and eating the Reese's and Captain Crunch Berries and made the mistake of leaving both packages of food on my desk. Continued to eat until I felt sick and spent the last 30 minutes in the bathroom. ... | 4 | 5 | |
1398432115 | 1398448375 | t3_23y624 | t5_2to41 | 54 | A7XnJackDaniels: TIFU by setting myself on fire
So as these tend to go this didn't happen today. I remembered this last night from years ago while sitting around a fire drinking with friends.
So there used to be this stump in the back of my mother's yard. My sister's boyfriend (we'll call him Reginald) and I had talk... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1398374255 | 1398441702 | t3_23w8e1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of myself
Because I walk with a cane, I refer to myself as "gimpy" quite often. I kind of adopted it after some douchebags in high school used it as an insult. So there's your background.
Last night, I got out of a night class and realized that I didn't have the rubric for an assignment ... | 3 | 1 | |
1398408150 | 1398444154 | t3_23xl3i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Wheres_Lefty: TIFU by tricking a girl into thinking she was gonna die
So I work at a summer camp for a circus, I'm 16, and the kids are being kids. There is this one girl though, maybe like 12, that has been harassing me nonstop and disobeying all my instructions. One day, we're on a playground and everyone goes inside... | 3 | 1 | |
1398445047 | 1398484558 | t3_23yq3w | t5_2to41 | 819 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving hotel guests the wrong keys.
This actually happened about 2 years ago, but it should be known. I was working as a front desk receptionist for a really nice 5-star hotel. We were trained to memorize all hotel guests by their name, face, and room number; this makes us seem like we are "above and... | 5 | 163.8 | |
1398467879 | 1398516914 | t3_23zq0c | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by likely ruining my life and my best friend's life as well
This monumental fuck up has been building up over the past few months and finally culminated today.
Some Back-story: in January I started my first semester of college, I started talking to this girl that I will refer to as "Jen". We both are ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1398455693 | 1398524509 | t3_23z7g2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU in rehearsal, and my shirt payed for it.
This was actually yesterday.
I'm in my college's production of Macbeth, and after one scene in yesterday's rehearsal I exited off stage in the wrong place. We have 12 entrances/exits around the stage and I forgot that my exit was moved from Exit 8 to exit 9. I ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1398475243 | 1398480534 | t3_23zziy | t5_2to41 | 12 | crazyycattladyy: TIFU BY TYPING A PAPER, printing it, exing out without saving so I have to retype it
It was only a draft now I have to retype the whole thing
threeys: Scan it. A lot of software can convert pdfs to text
70ProofWhiteMonkey: This is an amazing idea. Ten bucks OP doesn't have a scanner.
crazyycattladyy: ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1398463062 | 1398686997 | t3_23zivl | t5_2to41 | 21 | this_muppet: TIFU by forgetting to feed my parent's cats
I live in the same town as my parents. They went out of town for 2 days and left me in charge of feeding their 2 cats.
They left on Tues night and came back Thurs night... and I completely forgot to feed the cats. My parents called me Thurs night when they got h... | 3 | 7 | |
1398478238 | 1398482881 | t3_2403ci | t5_2to41 | 204 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a couple NSFW links while on the company VPN. Up came the warning block screen with my login name and "Blocked: Pornography"
Longer version:
I don't normally use the company network for browsing. Today I has to VPN because it was password reset time. I changed my password, locked the works... | 3 | 68 | |
1398484411 | 1398495514 | t3_240auz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU asking a girl to prom
I got to school in the morning with the intention of attaching a letter to her car so that she'd read it at the end of the school day. Unfortunately, when I got to school, it was raining, so that plan was out the window. Thankfully I had a Plan B... kind of. I didn't want to ask he... | 4 | 1 | |
1398489596 | 1398532082 | t3_240ghh | t5_2to41 | 680 | Men2Geezer: TIFU by shaving half of my pubes, and turned down a blowjob.
Today was a sad day, contrary to Ice Cube's song, here is how my day starts:
I'm 18 and a senior in high school, so this morning i wake up around 7 AM. I get up and I do the morning rituals, you know the usual brush teethe and taking a shit. So a... | 9 | 75.555556 | |
1398527897 | 1398704164 | t3_241byb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a car accident
I'm only 19 and still not very experienced with driving. I was driving a vehicle different from mine (my mothers). I approached a right turn with yield. Behind me is 3 lanes of traffic going straight, and opposite of that, 2 lanes turning left, and ahead of that is where someon... | 4 | 2.75 |
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