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1398526254 | 1398533343 | t3_2419ww | t5_2to41 | 36 | Lucid_Rosa: TIFU and made a guy think I stood him up.
well it was yesterday but anyways...
I don't really have a smartphone or anything...just a prepaid flip phone that was almost out of minutes--this fact becomes relevant later
I was supposed to meet a guy for a fun afternoon of hanging out and we agreed to meet at t... | 4 | 9 | |
1398527470 | 1398571005 | t3_241bes | t5_2to41 | 1,203 | DaisyIsBobDylan: TIFU by being (and showing my) pussy!
UUUGGGG! I want to die. I'm mortified and so pissed off, i'm still trying to catch my breath.
So, today starts off wonderfully. It's beautiful outside. Sunny, but no humidity and a nice cool breeze. I throw my wad of hair into a sloppy bun on top of my head and s... | 11 | 109.363636 | |
1398533976 | 1398548943 | t3_241kb7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | unicornofseduction: TIFU by racing my coworkers to white castle and coming across as a racist
So the other day I read the thread about the guy working at fast food and saying to a black man "we don't serve your kind here!" it instantly reminded me of this. Happened a year or two ago, I used to work in a government buil... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1398548697 | 1398654350 | t3_2424yv | t5_2to41 | 319 | Doktor-blitz: TIFU by being a designated driver
Ok, so I am hanging at a local hockey game with a buddy that i havent seen in a while and in intermissions we talk and try and catch up. You know, usual shit. Well, he gets this bright idea about after the game going to a party that this chick he knows is hosting. I say "... | 7 | 45.571429 | |
1398558501 | 1398565242 | t3_242hzr | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating a 10 pack of tacos from Taco Bell
Reddit, I'm scared.
Today my mom went to Taco Bell and bought a ten pack of tacos. However, my dad is at work, my sister is at prom, my brother doesn't like tacos and neither does my mom. That leaves just me and my little sister. My sister had one taco and... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1398562302 | 1398706196 | t3_242mu9 | t5_2to41 | 219 | Wade1423: TIFU by masturbating with a stoumach ache
I had a stoumach ache for a few hours. Suddenly i had the urge to splurge. My dumbass brain says "masturbating is good for getting rid of head aches, why not stoumach ache? So i decided to do it. So as i was getting into it my stoumach ache gets worse. I ignore it an... | 8 | 27.375 | |
1398565232 | 1398618775 | t3_242qgx | t5_2to41 | 29 | Secretly_A_Goat: TIFU by wasting two hours trying to tie a bow tie
Bow ties. What the fuck. They may look classy and amazingly fashionable, but they are the single most impossible fucking things to work. Most things I have attempted have worked out pretty well for me. I can balance a checkbook. I can play Bela Bartok o... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1398567815 | 1398785350 | t3_242tl2 | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming in the car.
TIFU pretty disgustingly.
I have a really high sex libido. I usually jack off about 3 times a day.
Anyways, I went a couple days without masturbating because we took a family trip up north, to go check out some stuff up there. I had recently seen some super hot dudes (am gay) an... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1398565962 | 1398618263 | t3_242re3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | krkfloyd: TIFU by falling down a flight of stairs and chipping my tooth
**TL;DR: didn't get enough sleep, decided to go to the gym, tripped over my own feet on my way down the stairs, landed on my face, passed out, woke up in convulsions to find that half of my right front tooth is missing.**
Last night I got home at ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1398564181 | 1398630864 | t3_242p6m | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by knowing how to use the internet.
Okay, I guess I'll start this out by saying that this happened Monday rather than today, but whatever, I guess.
Let's get some background on this. I'm in highschool right now, so it's only natural to have a least favorite teacher. MY least favorite teacher... to stay... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1398574225 | 1398607458 | t3_2431cg | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my brand new iPad while unboxing it
I feel so dumb! My fucking slippery hands dropped my iPad while unboxing it and now it's got a mark that will always remind me of my stupidity. Fortunately it still works.
indoninjah: Do you have Apple Care/can you return it? I would think that they might ... | 4 | 5 | |
1398564075 | 1398683942 | t3_242p25 | t5_2to41 | 963 | positronus: TIFU by walking into women's restroom
Went to Outback Streakhouse earlier today with family. We had a great dinner and I had to use the restroom at some point, find the restrooms and seem to be confused. I should mention that English is not my native language and I guess I am pretty light on pop culture. I ... | 11 | 87.545455 | |
1398578023 | 1398610087 | t3_243590 | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk, ferociously jacking (almost ripping my dick) off and only half telling the girl I'm into what happened.
**Wrote this after I finished writing the rest of it:**
I'm sorry for the length but it's my fuck up and I want to be able to tell someone the whole story as I need to get it off m... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1398579553 | 1398628658 | t3_2436xg | t5_2to41 | 1,143 | reddhead266: TIFU by taking nightime allergy medicine instead of the daytime "non-drowsy" kind - boyfriend & dog are not talking to me.
Today was a beautiful sunny spring day in the city in which I live. BIG PLANS with the boyfriend to go to the park for a huge arts festival. Of course I was bringing my dog as it's... | 9 | 127 | |
1398585579 | 1398597596 | t3_243c1k | t5_2to41 | 147 | mtllover: TIFU by spilling hot wax in my girlfriend's hair [NSFW]
This story actually happened a few years ago.
I was still a teenager and living at home with my parents. My girlfriend came over on Christmas Eve to get her gift before my dad was going to drive us to join her family for midnight mass.
We had a few mi... | 3 | 49 | |
1398594196 | 1398659667 | t3_243hi0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | darthjuggernaut: TIFU by falling into the women's restroom
Well, this actually happened 10 years ago, but I am new to this sub and /u/positronus' post reminded me of it, so here it goes.
Ok, so I was 14 years old and my family and I were at a cavern about to go on a tour. I have been trying to remember which one, but ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1398595885 | 1398984780 | t3_243iim | t5_2to41 | 7 | LostMyTrainOf-: TIFU by eating too many mints during prom.
TL;DR: Try to subsist off of sugar, stomach says no.
This all started yesterday I was going to prom and my mom hands me some tic tacs because she knows we're going out to dinner.
So I make it only friends house who had rented a limo 15 minu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1398617423 | 1398641526 | t3_2443ws | t5_2to41 | 478 | redrovver: TIFU by spending over 100 dollars on online porn
Boy, do I feel dumb.
I'll preface this by saying I am a student working a part time job so it's not uncommon for me to be hovering around zero dollars in my account towards the end of my pay period.
Well, the other day I was perusing my usual free tube site... | 9 | 53.111111 | |
1398618243 | 1398735522 | t3_24453q | t5_2to41 | 3,839 | moosobay: TIFU by leaving my jeep running, keys in, and unlocked at the bar. Someone stole it.
No really, that's it.
fredinvisible: Now that's a proper fuck up!
What possessed you to leave your car like that‽
moosobay: I live in no-mans land, Wisconsin. No one locks anything around here.
denvertebows15: But surely... | 14 | 274.214286 | |
1398617174 | 1398621093 | t3_2443ka | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nolightnoshadows: today i fucked up by nearly fucking the girl who has a crush on me's sister.
OC4815162342: English is not your mother tongue, is it?
Nolightnoshadows: Aside from commas and apostrophes, I feel like I did pretty well. As a reminder, this is hours after the situation. I'm very tired and worn out. I don... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1398629745 | 1398632825 | t3_244mwt | t5_2to41 | 12 | trumpetsFTW: TIFU by shorting out my Ipad
I was blasting some music today while getting ready for church and when I was all dressed and ready to go, I grabbed my ipad to shut off Pandora and close the smart cover I have on it. When I did this, some static electricity arced from my finger into the edge of the iPad and n... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1398643784 | 1398717336 | t3_24582o | t5_2to41 | 8 | RikM: TIFU and a girl almost killed herself.
Well this happened a few days ago but the story begins over a year ago.
I dated a Girl (Lets call her Ann) for a couple of months but she left me for her ex and we cointinued to sleep together. That fell apart and her ex found out so she attacked me and tried to kill hersel... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1398649936 | 1398656014 | t3_245hc4 | t5_2to41 | 47 | rmeas002: TIFU by walking in on a woman in a porta-potty
So today there was the first annual 5k at the college I graduated from. It's my old college, so I'm going to support it, and I've been getting in shape so I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I get finished running and there is basically a huge party in on... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1398649653 | 1398882850 | t3_245gvd | t5_2to41 | 0 | PasswordBehotcakes: TIFU when trying to take out my tampon.
I got home from work this morning and went about my usual routine of letting the dog out to go wees and poos then going to do the same thing myself. Being a night shifter and extremely tired this morning I thought it would be easier to remove my tampon before ... | 4 | 0 | |
1398653935 | 1398734329 | t3_245n6a | t5_2to41 | 199 | vedran64: TIFU by trying to piss with a boner.
about half an hour ago i had a raging erection and felt a strong urge to go take a piss. I've heard many stories about how hard it is to piss with a boner, but i disregarded all of that because my dick felt like a fire hydrant about to burst. I go in the bathroom and caref... | 5 | 39.8 | |
1398651581 | 1398687115 | t3_245jrq | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by jamming up the bathtub with egg
I had a really bad stomach ache today and so I camped up in the bathroom. It gets really bad so I grab a handy metal bucket out from under the sink (I'm prepared!) and prop it in front of me. Sure enough, seconds later I puke into the bucket and at the same propel diar... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1398651340 | 1398708593 | t3_245jfk | t5_2to41 | 32 | leboulanger007: TIFU by passing out on the toilet bowl (not drunk)
So I was enjoying some good music tonight when I thought to myself I really had to go poop. I go make my business, and the giant turd comes out quite easily but not whithout making me pay for it. It hurt so much I just fainted and fell from the toilet b... | 4 | 8 | |
1398664946 | 1398717859 | t3_2460gs | t5_2to41 | 5 | greenleaf247: TIFU by putting water instead of oil IN the engine thinking it's the coolant.
Needless to say I blew my engine after I attempted to drive 50 km back home. It might have been dark... and uh... I was elevated by cannabis sativa...
Fim0458: I think we've all done stupid shit when we're high before, because i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1398664815 | 1398686099 | t3_2460c8 | t5_2to41 | 50 | sararuh: TIFU by getting my foot stuck in a bus door. It closed just as I stepped in and I got dragged along for a terrifying 5 seconds
I live on uni campus and the weather is extremely shitty today so instead of walking like everyday I tried taking the bus back to my dorm. What I didn't know was that there were separa... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1398671539 | 1398687845 | t3_24667b | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to do my statics homework, thus nullifying the chance to have my homework grade rounded up to 100.
The way our class's grading policy works is if we get 85% or above on the homework (we use the program masteringengineering which can get messy sometimes) we get our homework grade, which is ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1398683466 | 1398695164 | t3_246epw | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring the living (non-literal) shit out of my parents.
To preface this let me say I have never fainted before, nor has my mother or father had any experience with dealing with it.
So. It's 2am in the morning and I wake up with some serious cramps. It was like my digestive tract was trying to mak... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1398692168 | 1398806149 | t3_246nmh | t5_2to41 | 123 | Wellthissucked: TIFU by losing a External Hard Drive
Background- I go to a school with Laptops and I frequently bring in games for me and my Friends to play
Story- I brought in Fifa and NBA 2k a few months ago for me and my Friends to play. One of my so called "Friends" took my hard drive and i am yet to find it. Bet... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1398690438 | 1399310081 | t3_246lf9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DaveC93: TIFU By calling my girlfriend "not massive"
We were in bed and I said "there isn't much space considering I am a small guy and you're.....not massive"
Edit: point being by saying my gf was "not massive" it implied I was called her fat but trying to sugar coat it. It was a quick comment that I left my mouth ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1398693033 | 1398734090 | t3_246oro | t5_2to41 | 100 | MrSqwigglee: TIFU By breaking my friends, brothers Xbox 360
it happened yesterday but i don't care
So basically i was at a friends house for a 18th party, and we had everyone bring out there Xbox's so we could LAN party HALO 4 and a few other games, after a fun night of playing Xbox and having a few drinks we decided... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1398697340 | 1398701477 | t3_246v4r | t5_2to41 | 52 | Ilooovecars: TIFU by pissing, shitting, and barfing
*this was my friend but I think it's worthy of a post
So we were camping one weekend and my friend and I are in the tent taking a few shots before going back out to chill with everyone else. I'm not one to drink rum or much hard alcohol for that matter but I decided ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1398691810 | 1398724630 | t3_246n5q | t5_2to41 | 301 | kmchii: TIFU by trusting a random in my dorm
Well, not today, but last Thursday. I was in my room playing some pc game when a random guy popped his head through the doorway and asked if I had any earphones he could borrow. He said that he was going to be writing an essay in the library all night and would bring them ba... | 7 | 43 | |
1398700246 | 1398729739 | t3_246zug | t5_2to41 | 2,514 | Metallicadpa: TIFU by farting on a girl I like
So I went to the gym today, knowing full well that I didn't feel too great. Me and some friends ordered a dodgy Chinese takeaway yesterday, and I was suffering a bit of, er, gastric distress. But that's not gonna get in the way of some front squats and deadlifts. I warm up... | 11 | 228.545455 | |
1398697918 | 1398707658 | t3_246w0i | t5_2to41 | 157 | KentuckysGentleman: TIFU by not using the outhouse and shitting myself at a family party
Well, I've been holding onto this one for a while, since last Labor Day, but it's time everyone knows.
Last labor day I was with my girlfriend and her extended family down at her grandparent's cabin. It's a nice cabin along a cre... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1398701286 | 1398750749 | t3_2471kb | t5_2to41 | 47 | jaypeejay: TIFU by being an hour late to work
So, like the title says: I was an hour late to work. However, the beauty of this story lies in what happened once I hustled in, sweaty from my intense bike ride, and desperately needing to go #2.
I profusely apologized to my manager for being late, and she understood. It ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1398661310 | 1398707455 | t3_245wnv | t5_2to41 | 11 | Zombie_Feeder: TIFU by having my phone, wallet, and glasses stolen on vacation.
I traveled two hours to splash lagoon in Erie, PA with my gf for her birthday. It was my gift to her to pay for everything. While at the indoor waterpark I left my Galaxy S4 with its $60 otterbox case ontop of the lockers with my wallet and... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1398711170 | 1398738779 | t3_247ib0 | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: TIFU by wackin it at school.
Ok this just happened. So I have a favorite fap stop on campus. It is a one person bathroom so I won't be bothered by people. I head over there excited for my personal fun time. I sit down pull out my laptop and find some porn. So im at it for a few minutes and things are going g... | 4 | 24 | |
1398712947 | 1398851520 | t3_247ldy | t5_2to41 | 25 | nuttyorange: TIFU by eating cashews.
I had to leave the house early today so I grabbed a big bucket full of cashews and chowed them down for breakfast. During lunch hour, I felt some pressure in my stomach which I attributed to being hungry, but I suddenly let out a giant fart that sounded like a wet towel slapping but... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1398713685 | 1398735147 | t3_247mnl | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving the driver a middle finger and caused £500+ worth of damage to his car
So, I was on my way to home on the bus. I got off the bus onto pavement at side of 3 lane dual carriageway. I needed to get to another side of the road the as my home was on the other side.
So I walked to a traffic light ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1398716360 | 1398841322 | t3_247rh4 | t5_2to41 | 285 | fuckmylifeman: TIFU by being the horny bastard I am
I was getting bored of conventional masturbation, so I decided to up my fap game.
I googled how to make a pocket pussy and I basically ended up making a contraption of two large sponges and ducktaped them together with a result that looked a bit similar to [this](ht... | 4 | 71.25 | |
1398720210 | 1398733996 | t3_247ydl | t5_2to41 | 23 | Missing_Madness: TIFU by trying to be the worst possible hero
Well reddit, today (or over the weekend actually) I fucked up big time.
So I'm a 15 yo guy from Michigan, I also play hockey. Thus during a game I was hit quite cleanly into the boards. However, my problem was I broke a few ribs. I knew pretty much straight... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1398730198 | 1398819475 | t3_248etu | t5_2to41 | 151 | rya11111: [PSA] Attention subscribers of r/TIFU, Its No-Poop Week!
Hello dear subscribers!
We are gonna do an experiment! It seems we have an increase in pooping and sharting stories a lot these days and we are planning to test the waters if we can see some more quality fuck-ups thereby increasing the fun of our sub! ... | 7 | 21.571429 | |
1398731526 | 1398799940 | t3_248gwv | t5_2to41 | 43 | Ciael: TIFU by hitting a girl with a discus
In case you don't know what discus is it is a heavy metal [disc] (https://www.google.com/search?q=discus&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=u_FeU6aQBeSwyQGN9oDQDA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=979#q=discus+disc&tbm=isch&imgdii=_... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1398734683 | 1399194409 | t3_248m4u | t5_2to41 | 15 | Redtail3: TIFU by passing gas.
So, I'm in my last block of the day, and I decide to go to the restroom. Lunch is in third block, and I was feeling pretty gassy. So I go in, and start urinating, and I felt one coming on, so I let it fly. Just as I was letting this wonderful bomb go, one of my favorite teachers walked in... | 3 | 5 | |
1398767745 | 1398801082 | t3_249m60 | t5_2to41 | -5 | DJsocks922: TIFU by telling a 88 year old woman to die then Hitler jokes will be funny.
I was driving an old lady's car from the town where I study to my hometown, she can't drive long distances so I had to drive but that's not the point. So I'm a 20 year old guy trying to make conversation with this 88 year old woman,... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1398778716 | 1398799770 | t3_249x6v | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by covering all the dishes in my seman
Today I decided to jerk it in the living room. Normal Tuesday. There was a towel next to me so I cleaned it up with that. There was a lot of cleaning up to do because it had been several days and I had a lot of water in the following hours. So I go on about my busi... | 5 | 38.2 | |
1398759095 | 1398795394 | t3_249ft8 | t5_2to41 | 38 | NoFlyingSolo: TIFU by submitting a Draft instead of the Final Paper
Hello fellow Redditors! Apparently, fate loves to play me for a fool; so here's a new story of my fuck-ups; all for your amusement.
So today I come back home exhausted from aikido training, and after dining I collapsed on my bed without checking my ma... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1398779958 | 1398825115 | t3_249ywp | t5_2to41 | 2,334 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my neighbor while drunk
My apartment is on the second floor and the bedroom window is right along the main walkway. My neighbor must have been leaving for work really early at like 4:30 am but I had just opened the window to get some air in the place and I heard her coming out of her house. T... | 10 | 233.4 | |
1398786572 | 1398790269 | t3_24a94k | t5_2to41 | 103 | altiro15: TIFU when i was surfing through r/cringepics during class
i am posting this from another class because i didnt want to forget
so i was doing some research in my other class and got bored. like a normal student i went to another website(reddit) and went to r/cringepics to have a good laugh. i clicked on a NSF... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1398790360 | 1398847944 | t3_24afpo | t5_2to41 | 66 | audiophallic: TIFU by masturbating while my housemate was having sex
So like 20 minutes ago, I decided to have a quick wank before I start my day. I put on a treasured classic and get to work. Just as I'm starting to feel it, I hear a loud moan down the hall.
I live with a girl who is VERY loud while having sex and he... | 6 | 11 | |
1398795348 | 1399182985 | t3_24ao9n | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about my fetishes in an interview
So today I had an interview for my dream job. It's very very professional and competitive position and I was one of the first to interview. There was a huge panel of 12 people asking the interview questions. It went well until the end when the head interviewe... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1398808441 | 1398837334 | t3_24bboo | t5_2to41 | 64 | scumbagskool: TIFU By telling my fiance I might have a daughter.
I've been with her for two years and I absolutely love her. I've had a crush on this girl since middle school. She's the love of my life.
So I basically got "catfished" 5 years ago. I even spent and entire birthday in LAX. This chick contacted me say... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1398809111 | 1398880427 | t3_24bct2 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Sebedee: TIFU by mistaking someone in a changing room for my friend.
My friend and I had just been swimming at the gym.
We had just had a shower and he went to get changed before me; I went to get my things from the locker and started to sing the ["this is my pee pee"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8) song ... | 4 | 15 | |
1398820812 | 1398906351 | t3_24bvo5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | p0opsco0p: TIFU by dropping my phone on my tablet, fucking up both of the screens beyond use.
fml. I was just laying in bed, when suddenly I got a text. Started to read it, then I got another message, and as it vibrated I dropped it. First time I've broke pretty much anything in 4 years, it just had to be this.
donsano... | 4 | 6 | |
1398821512 | 1398872154 | t3_24bwu4 | t5_2to41 | 30 | TheLegendarySheep: TIFU by trying on a mood ring.
So I'm at this gift shop at the local marine wildlife center. I see some mood rings of different sizes and I say, "Hey, I've never gotten one of these before. Maybe I'll try one on."
So I do. I walk around for a little bit, and go to pay for it. I try to take it off. B... | 5 | 6 | |
1398823601 | 1398838366 | t3_24c0ab | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing icy-hot on my testicles
For the past week I've had a severe knot in my upper back which won't seem to go away. This morning i made a quick run to my local cvs and bought a tube of icy-hot muscle rub...I get home apply the rub to my back and after half an hour or so begin feeling some comfort.... | 3 | 36 | |
1398823862 | 1398857850 | t3_24c0pe | t5_2to41 | 58 | Havib3: TIFU by letting the shower cable slip into the hole.
So I landed a job working at a 5 star hotel and I get to stay in one of the rooms. It's really nicely styled and has a bathtub with a shower head designed so that it sticks out from the side of the bathtub. The bathtub itself is built like a solid piece so th... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1398796782 | 1398907247 | t3_24aqvf | t5_2to41 | 17 | mudkippp: TIFU by going tuxedo shopping
[So today I went tuxedo shopping and...](http://imgur.com/JhGvbH8)
John_the_Piper: Myself and two of my guy friends decided to go as each others stagg dates my senior year. It was a blast. All three of us wore matching red and black tuxedos and we were definitely the fliest mothe... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1398833308 | 1398963752 | t3_24cdxl | t5_2to41 | 501 | TheForeverAloneDude: TIFU by forgetting to proof-check my PowerPoint presentation before presenting to about 50 other people.
So there I was, procrastinating like usual. I was casually playing some War Thunder with my pals just enjoying my day off of school when I remembered I had an entire damn 20 minute long presenta... | 9 | 55.666667 | |
1398831870 | 1399021648 | t3_24cc4u | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a cigarette butt that I found on the ground
Throw away to save embarrassment. This all happened over the weekend. It all started when I met up with my friend. We'll call him Jared. Post festival Jared texted to meet him by a restaurant downtown saying that it was gonna be awesome. I show up b... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1398836491 | 1398909800 | t3_24chg9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | dancingcat: TIFU by having sex with my neighbor.
The sex was bad, he's clingy and he obviously knows where i live...
555nick: Just lie and say you're kinda seeing someone else, it was good but it was a heat of the moment thing you don't really wanna let happen again. Problem solved.
Don't tell him it was bad or it'll ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1398833453 | 1398911661 | t3_24ce37 | t5_2to41 | 45 | ChocolateBandit: TIFU by being poor, hungry, and stupid.
I work a shitty job with shitty hours, and my paychecks barely cover the gas to get to work and back, let alone car insurance. I can never afford to eat out, and the place I'm staying (rent free thank god) never has food, because the owner always eats out. I've l... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1398816043 | 1398874406 | t3_24bo5h | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a "too soon" joke about a recently deceased person
So, to start off here's some backstory.
A kid at my school died on Sunday in a car accident. He was going around 70, and ran a stop sign. Died on impact, along with his friend.
Anywho, today I'm sitting in my car about to leave, and, while ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1398859518 | 1398909231 | t3_24d03z | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing my Calc final.
So for the past week, I've been studying my ass off for my Calc 2 exam with my buddies who are also in the same class. Well, not the same, but the one literally directly after mine, but same teacher and everything. Anyways, since we had the same class, and his exam was today, a... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1398860385 | 1398878416 | t3_24d11d | t5_2to41 | 6,176 | angertopic: TIFU by being a racist little shit.
Okay, so this happened a fair while ago, but I've only just discovered this sub, plus the story still sticks with me to this day.
So, my older sister had just gotten engaged to this really cool survivalist-type guy, so the family celebrated by going on a camping trip, ar... | 17 | 363.294118 | |
1398864037 | 1398908855 | t3_24d55b | t5_2to41 | 219 | PM_ME_A_BOOB_OR_2: TIFU by watching family guy with my son.
So there was a new episode of family guy aired on Sunday night, and I usually let my kids stay up and watch it with me. It's one of our favorite shows. Anyway, I got a call from my son's school this morning (he's in 4th grade at a catholic school) saying that ... | 6 | 36.5 | |
1398842441 | 1398871251 | t3_24cmza | t5_2to41 | 46 | StoopidHornyBitch: TIFU by getting fisted in my college parking lot and other sexual mishaps.
This happened awhile back but fuck it it's still worth talking about.
So this was in the beginning of the Fall semester at my local college. My SO [18] and I [17 at the time] decided to go to my car to hang out for a bit duri... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1398861968 | 1398929458 | t3_24d2ql | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by skipping a Storm of Swords part 2
I've been reading ASOIAF on my phone with the kindle app, and I didn't notice that A Storm of Swords was in two parts, so after buying and finishing part 1, I bought A Feast for Crows and read like half of it before realising. FUCK
DamnTomatoDamnit: That's not too ba... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1398872732 | 1398892986 | t3_24di24 | t5_2to41 | 45 | juniorv376: TIFU by Throwing up on a Midget.
This actually happened a bit ago, but I am newly subbed here. SO I figured why not share.
I visit some family in Naples, FL. Saturday night we decide a Night out on the town is in order. We decide on one of their popular night spots. We are cheap so we drink in the car firs... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1398877439 | 1398887799 | t3_24dq5o | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU IcyHot and my tenders....
I just read "habanero dick" and it reminded me of something that happened about 10 years ago or so.
My brother, one of his friends and myself decided to attend a 48 hour paintball game held at Skirmish in Jim Thorpe, PA.
To make it extra special I decided to rent an RV for th... | 3 | 10 | |
1398875056 | 1398919563 | t3_24dm29 | t5_2to41 | 161 | whatisdelicious: TIFU "habanero dick"
So I throw this bachelor party for one of my old roommates and we all go to this awesome house by the beach. For dinner on the second night, we decide to grill some burgers. We hop in our golf carts and drive off to buy the juiciest meat we can as well as some toppings. I pick out ... | 3 | 53.666667 | |
1398883833 | 1398908694 | t3_24e19s | t5_2to41 | 26 | throwaway34896589438: TIFU by jizzing on a picture of Nic Cage
I was doing the usual: Watch some porn, wank a bit, and I needed something to cum on so it wouldn't get on the floor, so without thinking, I grabbed the nearest piece of paper I saw and threw it down, jizzing on it. As I picked it up to throw away, I looked... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1398887620 | 1398980085 | t3_24e7rh | t5_2to41 | 157 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing myself with some DIY "electricals".
So, I was doing some moving with my PC and needed to route some cables from my old office downstairs, upstairs. So to do so, I needed to drill a hole in the flooring upstairs. So I got to work.
... | 6 | 26.166667 | |
1398889359 | 1398927560 | t3_24eari | t5_2to41 | 16 | kylestephens54: TIFU by trusting my roomate.
So this actually happened last semester but I feel like it is definitely worth sharing.
I am an economics major in college but I had to take a writing intensive course last semester - so I decided to take Fiction Workshop. Each student in the class had to write their own sh... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1398888075 | 1398958176 | t3_24e8k7 | t5_2to41 | 72 | sandiegojedi: TIFU by reheating fish at my office.
Now the whole office smells and my boss has a "big prospective client" coming in. He's not happy, my coworkers aren't the happiest, and i'm embarrassed as fuck.
Please let this day be over soon
cmon_now: I don't understand how someone wouldn't know that you just don'... | 4 | 18 | |
1398896811 | 1398906815 | t3_24engg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Polarbearsss: TIFU by hurting my girlfriend.
I'm in highschool, and today I was hanging out with my girlfriend in my car. No, nothing sexual happened, we were seriously just hanging out.
She started tickling me, so I started tickling her back. One thing led to another and she hit her head on the window. She keeps on... | 5 | 1 | |
1398901702 | 1399057908 | t3_24ev48 | t5_2to41 | 22 | HotPie_: TIFU by trapping someone in the bathroom.
A few weeks ago the janitor at my workplace found a loaded handgun hidden in the trash can in the bathroom. I work in a plasma donation center in a pretty shitty neighborhood, so sketchy people are pretty common. This really scared my boss, so she decided that we need ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1398902798 | 1398913599 | t3_24ewqp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Virginiamudbrick: Tifu by mistaking the new guy at work for the supervisor.
So we have a new guy at my job. He is pretty cool, and we mess with each other all day. Our supervisor is an older, really awkward stuffy type guy. Nice as can be but very formal.
I walk into the bathroom to a horrid stench and see what i be... | 3 | 4 | |
1398886604 | 1398979937 | t3_24e61u | t5_2to41 | 23 | MissSuzyQ: TIFU by tripping the alarm at a job I've had less than a month.
Yesterday, I was working my second solo closing shift. Before Saturday, I was in training and was always closing with someone else, meaning I had help with getting all the closing stuff done.
Our inventory tracking for our back stock was in di... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1398908902 | 1398914932 | t3_24f613 | t5_2to41 | 80 | TheAlbinoBurrito1: TIFU by letting a girl in my class use my flash drive
Today in my second hour class I was working on a presentation with a girl in my group. I haven't known her for very long so we don't really talk all that much just small things like "hello" and "what are we doing?". Anyways while we were working o... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1398908930 | 1398912556 | t3_24f62o | t5_2to41 | 8 | 4THOT: TIFU by cheating
So in my Stats class a while ago we had a practice test for the AP exam, no big deal. There was a sub there and I thought "Oh great I'll just look up the formula on my phone for a few problems".
Teacher comes back next class and says "Looks like 4THOT got the best grade in the class"... FUCK! ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1398911090 | 1399007053 | t3_24f99z | t5_2to41 | 59 | reallifebadass: TIFU by not believing my friend.
Sunday night a large tornado destroyed much of my county. One of my friends, who i will call Ted, is a volunteer fireman that got called out to assist one of the town's fire department. After missing school Monday Ted told his story about that faithful night at our lunch... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1398911491 | 1398960500 | t3_24f9w9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | l2ound: TIFU By Paying for 6 month gurantee on Match.com
Broke with GF about 3 weeks ago. Feeling sad pants and wanted to move on. Start Match.com account, saw pretty ladies, wanted to holler at pretty ladies but you have to pay to play.
So I paid. Now I feel like a jackass paying to send an email. And pretty lad... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1398911004 | 1398991334 | t3_24f95f | t5_2to41 | 33 | Ciael: TIFUpdate by hitting a girl with a discus
Original thread [here] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/248gwv/tifu_by_hitting_a_girl_with_a_discus/)
So today I asked the girl how she felt the day after, and if the coach wanting to talk with here mom was about the incident.
It ended up all being better than i... | 9 | 3.666667 | |
1398899691 | 1398970374 | t3_24es0x | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by charging my phone on a date.
I had always hoped that I would never have to submit to this subreddit, but here I am with a TIFU worthy story.
Tonight, I got to take an absolutely amazingly beautiful girl on a date. It was going really well, we hit it off almost instantly, and we got on really, reall... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1398918295 | 1398968860 | t3_24fjhb | t5_2to41 | 208 | Stubbula: TIFU by getting drunk and meeting strangers
This was a little while back, but it deserves to be seen here. This is going to be really long, but I promise it is worth it.
I was living in Indianapolis and my then girlfriend who I moved there for broke up with me. I was particularly lonely since I didn't have a... | 8 | 26 | |
1398921330 | 1398975477 | t3_24fn6f | t5_2to41 | 108 | Red0817: TIFU - by Playing Nintendo
So, yeah, this is an old story.
I was in my early years, 7-10 years old, playing nintendo. My parents were gone for the evening and I got to play nintendo, while my older brothers did whatever.
I was playing the Legend of Zelda when I decided I really wanted to play some Sup... | 10 | 10.8 | |
1398930350 | 1398983552 | t3_24fvbq | t5_2to41 | 297 | Raunchey: TIFU by being obsessed with jellybeans (and not being able to identify ticks)
A little background information: I live in a vaguely wooded area and I have a Golden Retriever that spends half her time outdoors.
So one day, la di da, I'm just chilling around my house, kind of hungry, and I decide to go up to m... | 9 | 33 | |
1398927186 | 1399002939 | t3_24fsti | t5_2to41 | 401 | Mardkayin: TIFU (2 Years Ago): In a search for a board game, my friends found my 18 inch black dildo.
So, a little bit of background before we start. On my 18th birthday, I had gotten my very first debit card. Hoorah hooray,so what's the first thing a fully grown man is going to buy? Well, why not some adult toys? ... | 9 | 44.555556 | |
1398936747 | 1399734398 | t3_24fzil | t5_2to41 | 1,205 | SaubererBoyTV: TIFU by slapping a girl
So this happened last year but it still bothers me.
There was this girl at my school who was one year younger than me. But almost every weekend she was at the same parties as me and my friends. I never really talked to her and we only knew each other via facebook. One day she cam... | 14 | 86.071429 | |
1398952513 | 1399193248 | t3_24gebu | t5_2to41 | 1,041 | huntersam13: TIFU by drowning my kitten
GMDynamo: Holy shit.
PS, not sure why there are so many downvotes already when you clearly fucked up. I guess you fucked up too much for them.
shredderrrrrr: Likely because it may sound very untrue to some. If you accidentally killed your kitten two hours ago, would you go on R... | 27 | 38.555556 | |
1398955926 | 1398959856 | t3_24gjai | t5_2to41 | 26 | Yorkshire_Pudden: TIFU by grabbing the wrong cart
So I was at a supermarket with my girlfriend and, since I was doing the usual unhelpful male things I got sent off to find a cart. I had no idea where the carts were kept, so when I saw one apparently abandoned I just grabbed onto it and rolled it around the corner. It ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1398953584 | 1399056756 | t3_24gft2 | t5_2to41 | 123 | Jolly_Co-operation: TIFU: By calling a white girl the N word.
So first off, I am a white male, I have been going to this mcdonalds, to see this girl for the past few weeks and me and some work mates use this word jokingly.
But today was interesting, I stopped by to get a couple of bacon and egg muffins, before headin... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1398959806 | 1398960288 | t3_24gphz | t5_2to41 | 23 | soulroarn: TIFU today by missing a meeting.
So I'm gonna start this story off by saying I just started my new job last Monday. I'm the new guy, and I got stuck with driving a hour and fifteen minutes out to a progress meeting for a site because no one else could make it.
I was told to find a certain site. There were a... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1398959030 | 1399044136 | t3_24go5h | t5_2to41 | 40 | jdpatric: TIFU by finding out that those super bendable glasses have a shelf life
I dropped my glasses a few weeks back and the nose pieces have never quite fit right since; they'd leave red, slightly irritated, depressions on either side of my nose. Well, yesterday, I finally got tired of that and decided to bend the ... | 5 | 8 | |
1398961380 | 1399047104 | t3_24gs6z | t5_2to41 | 46 | FlashVortex0: TIFU by throwing a jujube at my crush's eye
This happened yesterday, but I didn't have time to write, so sorry it's not technically a TIFU.
A mutual friend asked me and my crush (along with some other people) to go over to her place and play poker, etc... Stuff we usually do about every two weeks or so. ... | 4 | 11.5 |
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