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1399427520 | 1399434343 | t3_24x0lu | t5_2to41 | 17 | EnderWyatt: TIFU by mooning several passersby as well as some children
So, everyday after school, I have to pick up my little brother from his after school program at a little daycare center not far from my apartment. I can't drive yet, my parents are at work, my bike's in the basement, and I'm taking a season off from... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1399442124 | 1399523400 | t3_24x8k7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SquiddyTheMouse: As a fellow female homosapien, I always use a private window for anything that could even be considered a bit "strange", or if I need to google any symptoms or anything, because although my laptop is password protected, and I'm the only one with access to it, I sometimes have to show my mum or brother ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1399437345 | 1399478721 | t3_24xeiu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by yawning in class at Cornell
Professor got really pissed and made a whole speech. It was really awkward.
alleypro: OP just wants to brag about being in Cornell
propsair: No, I believe it's a reference to [this] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuLaQoQP9oo&feature=youtu.be)
[deleted]: thank you
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1399442377 | 1399517599 | t3_24xk1g | t5_2to41 | 72 | ecclectic: TIFU by spraying a 100GPM pump at a wall, twice.
I work for a company that makes hydraulic systems, mostly for oil, gas, mining and logging industries.
Part of what we do requires us to rent out very powerful hydraulic systems that provide very high flow rates to ensure that all the lines are clean before t... | 6 | 12 | |
1399446791 | 1399463994 | t3_24xnz1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | TheyCallMeAnon: TIFU by ruining a friendship over a misunderstanding
notgayinathreeway: All of this sounds horribly pathetic and stupid, to be honest, and through your text you come off as incredibly socially awkward and weird.
This is coming from a socially awkward man who met his girlfriend online.
All of it sound... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1399449378 | 1399516776 | t3_24xpy6 | t5_2to41 | 133 | shitalloverme: TIFU By lying to my parents and possibly getting kicked out of college.
This is more of a life fuckup, but it really came to a head today. Throwaway.
Background: I struggled through a really nice high school. Taking AP classes, I somehow manage to have a 2.4 GPA going in to senior year. Kick ass the who... | 5 | 26.6 | |
1399436116 | 1399608995 | t3_24xcxq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my computer password as a profanity and then breaking it
So I had left my computer password as a profanity, and it crapped out on me and it won't turn on. Now I can't take it to the computer guy because he'll ask me the password and I'll look like a mad racist.
sassafrassonassis: dude, that... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1399429790 | 1399506685 | t3_24x41n | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By introducing my best friend to the floor
It's a boring English class, last period. We're all tired, bored and hungry. Luckily I'm sitting next to a bunch of my friends and we can fuck around for the whole class while occasionally taking notes from a Powerpoint or something. Good fun. Amidst some sort ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1399468794 | 1399605694 | t3_24y6f0 | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting suspended and trying my besst to lie about it
I'm a B average student who is very good at following directions and I always try my best to stay out of trouble. I have disappointed and disgraced my family by lying to the faculty and staff of my school and my parents.
Yesterday I drove my pal... | 8 | 14.5 | |
1399468609 | 1399662411 | t3_24y66r | t5_2to41 | 11 | ultimatefribble: TIFU by spilling a shake in my car
Apparently the lids on Sonic Java Chillers (tm) don't hold to the cup very well. Yeah, it's the lid's fault. Mmm hmm that's the ticket! Anyway my car has a lot of dark recesses where things can fall in and can't easily be retrieved, like under the emergency brake/s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1399471240 | 1399500012 | t3_24y9k8 | t5_2to41 | 4,678 | YejRev: TIFU by having sex in the spa
First time post, thought you'd like to share my cringe.
Just bought our house (circa. 1970s) about 3 weeks ago. A few problems since, like rotting joists, wear and tear, nothing too bad. My SO and I were having a good old hump day drink and it ended up getting freaky. After a whi... | 12 | 389.833333 | |
1399471032 | 1399592618 | t3_24y99p | t5_2to41 | 25 | turtlesarerad14: TIFU by (trying) to cook a pizza
Today, (yesterday, actually) I was making my sister a pizza after she got home from school. It was a stouffer's one, and I chose to do the option where you put it in the microwave for 1 1/2 minutes then in the oven at 475ºF for five minutes.
The microwave part went oka... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1399474811 | 1399511532 | t3_24yf13 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Purple_death: TIFU by petting an overly excited dog
The dog decided to be a sprinkler, now my clothes smell like piss.
tetrahydrocanada: Yeah I did that once, and it bit me in the face.
HOWDYPARTNERBOT: Howdy, Partner!
That_Deaf_Guy: [...](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/what-the-f-tom-delonge.g... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1399483617 | 1399487805 | t3_24ytkl | t5_2to41 | 45 | djeinstine: TIFU by sending my bank card ahead of time to the place I'm supposed to rent.
Happened last week. I thought I was being so smart and proactive. I signed up for my bank account with the place was supposed to move in that week.
For some context I rent through a letting agency which liaisons with the land lo... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1399485472 | 1399487642 | t3_24ywu0 | t5_2to41 | 213 | zasdcxzasdcx: [Meta] Congrats on becoming a default Subreddit, guys!
I've been a fan of this sub for a while, so hopefully becoming a default sub will help the TIFUbase to grow!
Might_Be_The_NSA: Yay! Now Reddit will be known for dog memes, fedoras and guys shitting themselves on a daily basis!
zasdcxzasdcx: >dog me... | 4 | 53.25 | |
1399484924 | 1399639463 | t3_24yvu4 | t5_2to41 | 92 | resinfingers: TIFU by shitting in my hand
Lets start this off by saying I have been sick lately. I went to a music festival just over a week ago and returned with a bad respiratory bug. Persistent, productive cough and jammed up sinuses for the past ten days or so has had me dealing with an unseemly amount of phlegm an... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1399486505 | 1399553303 | t3_24yyni | t5_2to41 | 434 | ZachMartin: TIFU - I graciously offered my seat on the NY subway to a cute pregnant woman on the way to work.
Not pregnant...Not pleasant...Just fat. "WHAT, YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT DON'T YOU!?!?" Me: "Huh?" Busted. Apparently it's happened to her before...
EDIT - Unfortunately as a follow up, something similar almost h... | 10 | 43.4 | |
1399253558 | 1399563093 | t3_24qmj6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | smartalec98: TIFU by washing winning Kentucky Derby tickets.
Not me but my brother did this today:
He bet $20 for California Chrome to win at the Derby yesterday, so of course he wins quite a bit of money. He also placed bets for his out of town friends and he ends up with a stack of winning bets that haven't been cas... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1399485776 | 1399576360 | t3_24yxdq | t5_2to41 | 9 | darkzero25: TIFU by watching an Alien Abduction documentary at 1:00 am in the morning.
So TIFU by watching an alien abduction documentary at 1:00 am in the morning. My mother said "i wouldn't do that if i were you". lol so me being the rebel, i said "Whatever, im watching this documentary. I'm not scared of anything." ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1399489145 | 1399551450 | t3_24z333 | t5_2to41 | 77 | ifuckedupbro: TIFU by forgetting to confirm my acceptance to my college of choice.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah I'm a fuckup, now I have to go to a community college which honestly isn't that bad but kinda sucks because of how stupid I am to forget something like this.
ifuckedupbro: Ok, so this is what I've done so far. I called the... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1399492023 | 1399659512 | t3_24z810 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Sodic: TIFU by reaching out to my biological father
I sent my biological father a message on FB about a month ago. I asked for some basic background and medical information since he's never been in my life. I honestly didn't expect any response and had pushed the whole thing from my mind. When his message came through ... | 8 | 3 | |
1399492657 | 1399565791 | t3_24z94y | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a final exam...
I had my entire finals week planned out. Everything went perfect until my last final. I wrote everything down on a weekly planner and wrote that I was done with finals at 2:00. When I double checked that on my planner the week of finals I misread that as my last was at 2:00...... | 6 | 12 | |
1399491412 | 1399496832 | t3_24z70j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Catm4n: TIFU well not me reddit...
by making this sub a default sub, it is patently uninteresting.
Voyager5555: Yet somehow uninteresting enough to actually create a thread on...
Catm4n: Well trolling the sub seemed like more fun than reading another uninteresting post. FML was a much better attempt at this subject mat... | 5 | 1 | |
1399485631 | 1399499618 | t3_24yx4q | t5_2to41 | 40 | magnus_max: TIFU by not paying attention at the gym
This happened almost 2 months ago, I was at the gym, and as per my routine I was going to work out my lower back using the hyperextension machine (this thing http://bretcontreras.com/wp-content/uploads/Back-Raises.jpg), I place a couple of kettlebells on the floor so ... | 5 | 8 | |
1399494800 | 1399501355 | t3_24zd0j | t5_2to41 | 84 | skinnyneck: TIFU by handing a classmate my phone...
Today in class my phone rang. The number wasn't saved so i automatically assumed it was one of those telemarketer callers. So, i said to my friend sitting next to me, "Here i don't know this number, pick it up." He picks up, and immediately says, "Harken County Sperm... | 4 | 21 | |
1399493713 | 1399679618 | t3_24zb2b | t5_2to41 | 273 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by forgetting dirty underwear in my purse.
So this just happened 40 minutes ago, and I'm pretty sure you guys can see the red shame on my face through your computers.
Before I begin, let me explain why I had underwear in my purse . . .
I stayed at my boyfriend's the other night, and after a few ... | 7 | 39 | |
1399563712 | 1399566602 | t3_24zl1e | t5_2to41 | 21 | ripcitybitch: Shit happens.
[deleted]: yeah shit happens when you work at a walmart and someone asks if you have a tv in stock and you make a mistake and say you dont when you really do. shit happens. but when you literlly are so fucking stupid you fucking kill another human being because you cant type FOUR FUCKING N... | 17 | 1.235294 | |
1399502776 | 1399506358 | t3_24zqs7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | 1leggeddog: TIFU by eating an entire bag of carrots
Way too many carrots. You know the little bite size ones?
Ain't got any other snacks in my place so i munched on these while i was gaming.
Now my stomach feels like its going to burst.
Sibire: The fuck-up here is that you *willingly* ate *carrots*.
That_Deaf_Guy: C... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1399510520 | 1399519215 | t3_2502nw | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU - I got my finger stuck in Chuck E's Rubble Bubble
This wasn't today, it was last July.
I used to be employed at Chuck E Cheese. My job was to tend to the game room by cleaning off booths and fixing broken games. During the summer, Chuck E Cheese is absolutely packed. It's a complete nightmare, and you... | 3 | 12 | |
1399512371 | 1399539461 | t3_2505j7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | jakichan77: TIFU by Making a Heart Attack Joke
After one of my classes, me and a few friends met up on campus & one friend said that her father had had a heart attack, and that it broke her heart.
My almost instinctive response was, "It broke his too."
After this, her and a few other female friends told me I was ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1399511740 | 1399526712 | t3_2504k0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of my friends retarded sister
So, I was just chillin in Genereal Science, my 2nd period class (I'm a Sophomore), when I hear a group of girls in the corner talking about how much they love the movie "Frozen". So I say,"I liked the movie, but I think there was just a tad bit too much singin... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1399512145 | 1399525986 | t3_25055z | t5_2to41 | 40 | scotty2naughty: TIFU by trying to unclog my shower drain
As I was showering off today after work I noticed that the water was not draining at all so I dried off and grabbed a metal coat hanger. After straightening it out I began to navigate my pipes until the hanger was almost half way down the drain. To my disgust I p... | 4 | 10 | |
1399518057 | 1399588153 | t3_250e7b | t5_2to41 | 482 | Thedrinkingdead88: TIFU and drank my pledge brother's, Dad's best friend.
This is a throwaway and this is a true story. My pledge brother and I are back in his hometown and I'm visiting him. We were getting ready earlier to hit up a local bar and being the genius college students we are, we like to fill a flask of whis... | 10 | 48.2 | |
1399519361 | 1399605888 | t3_250g39 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU- Speeding ticket
So today I was driving to get some ice cream. On the way there, I have to drive through a bunch of s turns. On the last, long, sweeping turn, there is a 3 way intersection. The car in front of me turned down that road. I continued on the same road I was on and after the last turn, there... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1399518458 | 1403762049 | t3_250eud | t5_2to41 | 33 | Sylaras43: TIFU by getting jalapenos on my balls
So this occurred about 30 minutes ago and what happened is I decided to make some scrambled eggs for dinner which is a usual thing for me. Tonight I decided to throw in some new jalapenos I had just bought and so I proceed to cut them up and prepare to throw them in the ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1399520602 | 1399522433 | t3_250htz | t5_2to41 | 19 | Padawanbater: TIFU by trying to hold my pee while sneezing
So I was midstream and felt a sneeze coming, I didn't want to get pee everywhere by sneezing so I pinched the shaft and sneezed, and OUCH! It was a fraction of a second but that was enough pressure to rupture the inside of my urethra. I had about 5 seconds left... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1399522018 | 1399524169 | t3_250jpm | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to throw away a paint can
I was moving out of my apartment, and had a nearly full can of paint that I needed to get rid of. I tried to be sneaky by putting it in a heavy duty trash bag and throwing it down the chute.
Problem was that along the way, I bumped the bag into the wall, and it happ... | 3 | 6 | |
1399527964 | 1399608707 | t3_250qo3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | giantchar20: TIFU I officially failed college
Every class. failed. 14 grand. gone. I feel so shitty right now. My family has been supportive but i just got so depressed i could barely get out of bed, my once fit body has now gained 40 pounds and i have never felt worse about myself. I didn't even have fun at college i ... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1399531098 | 1399577269 | t3_250tri | t5_2to41 | 4 | drphibes1482: TI (possibly) FU by destroying my Internet and possibly cable help.
Hey so getting quick and to the point. I just got through my first year of college. Throughout this year I grew a fondness for tabletop rpgs like dnd. In an attempt to get my friends into the game, I downloaded Big Eyes Little Mouth. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1399530912 | 1399632866 | t3_250tkv | t5_2to41 | 29 | Lyeing_vagina: TIFU by impatiently masturbating
I have been going through a tough time in my life (boyfriend stuff, work is stressful) so to cope I've been working on my newest hobby soapmaking. What could go wrong?
I finished a batch as couple of days ago and it was ready to cut and cure. If I was a smart woman I w... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1399539375 | 1399602183 | t3_250xk4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | mfsg7kxx: Yeah I'd be more concerned with the beating I would have received for being in an Anime club. That's just.... yeah man... You kinda lucked out there
Ghostofazombie: It's too bad that you grew up around the kind of awful dumpster people who would be violent towards someone based on their harmless hobbies.
mf... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1399538446 | 1399767209 | t3_250zt6 | t5_2to41 | 115 | forgetful_storytellr: TIFU by making an ill timed joke at a meeting.
Every week our football team meets at our coaches house for pizza. Occasionally, we will have football-related meetings discussing the playbook, off-season workout schedules, etc.
So we all (roughly 60 of us) are gathered around the coach, while bra... | 5 | 23 | |
1399541223 | 1399550054 | t3_2511y2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | akanistha: TIFU by forgetting I left my cat in the bath.
[deleted]: You left a cat locked in a carrier in a bathtub while the water was running and you immediately thought that would be a good time to go masturbate?
Terragen: Perhaps that's the scenario he was masturbating to.
| 3 | 2 | |
1399548389 | 1399558560 | t3_2517ie | t5_2to41 | 30 | Rorious: TIFU - I broke a large glass panel over $600+ worth of food
Soooo today was my first shift as the night time supervisor alone with my twenty fellow employees. Busy night, lots going on, and I have ONE task of getting the salad employees to clean the top five foot long extremely nice glass panels that rest and ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1399549850 | 1399634437 | t3_2518sp | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating for the first time in two weeks
I've been on a field exercise for the last two weeks and have not really had enough privacy to wank one out since the exercise started.
Since we don't have too much work going on today and my guys have been doing a great job lately, I told them to come i... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1399552416 | 1399553454 | t3_251bfy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Brain_fucker: TIFU Dogshit.
I'll be short because I'm an still at work.
Doing gardening in a small park.
Decide to have a smoke, and because there are no ashtrays I put cigarettes out and throw them in trash bins.
Just a moment ago I miraculously happened to fling the still burning end of the cigarette into the bin,... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1399554443 | 1399603004 | t3_251dtz | t5_2to41 | 4,001 | Chesthairmakesmehot: TIFU by knocking on my parents door.
Like most posts, this didn't happen today but instead a couple years ago. Still a total fuck up.
My parents have always had the rule "knock before entering" like most other people and I have always abided. One day I went to knock on their door to ask for some ... | 13 | 307.769231 | |
1399560510 | 1399576369 | t3_251m89 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by following through on a CL ad.
me being lonely and vulnerable sought out a lady of the evening. meet her and chat for a few minutes before heading to her car. she asked for her donation when we met and when we get to her car I see 2 other guys in there and she says sorry as she gets in and drives away... | 9 | 0.555556 | |
1399554754 | 1399621375 | t3_251e73 | t5_2to41 | 8 | A7XnJackDaniels: TIFU by spilling my guts to an ex
Not that big of a fuck up but I still feel like an idiot. I invited her to a BBQ and one thing led to another and I started telling her how much I miss her and I should have treated her better. I was a drunken mess last night. She didn't respond much after that. I hope... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1399562577 | 1399565036 | t3_251ph4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | matrix1der: Tifu by moving some files
I'm at work now but this happened yesterday.
First and foremost I'm a rapper hence why I was in a studio.
So i was finishing up a session and thought it would be a good idea to take a copy the file with me to let some of my friends hear. I connected my phone to the computer to tr... | 3 | 5 | |
1399564284 | 1399566228 | t3_251sap | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to register for graduation
So I had it in my head that when I registered for my final year of university, I also confirmed I would be attending my graduation. With the craziness of final year work it was totally pushed out of my head until last week, when I realised I hadn’t yet received a... | 3 | 8 | |
1399566010 | 1399577230 | t3_251v57 | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeming to be racist, but was really only an asshole
I lived in an apartment with two other dudes, call them John and Adam. John is Japanese and Adam is another white dude. So one day, Adam and I are playing video games in the living room, and John walks in with his new girlfriend, call her Amy.
A... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1399565562 | 1399588589 | t3_251ue3 | t5_2to41 | 62 | meatloaficent: TIFU by testing my caffeine intolerance.
Caffeine has always made me sick. Sweats, headaches, gastrointestinal distress. However, recently I've been able to sample sips of others' soda or tea without much trouble. It stood to reason that I might be outgrowing my intolerance, right? I decided to test the ... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1399568036 | 1399575056 | t3_251yic | t5_2to41 | 31 | soultorndrummer: TIFU by putting oil in my car before leaving for work
When I left my house this morning I knew I needed to fill up the tank. I went to the gas station and filled it up and decided I'd check my oil level. It looked like it needed about a quart, so I grabbed a quart of oil from my trunk, put it in, shut ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1399576334 | 1399581191 | t3_252cnw | t5_2to41 | 7 | idocrazystuff: TIFU by dropping a 40lb dumbbell on my nuts while doing the cinnamon challenge..
And My brother decided it would be funny if it was recorded..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8lKQREjCy4&feature=youtu.be
OtulGib: Came here to say, I hope your nuts feel better. After watching the video, I hope you ar... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1399575318 | 1399666100 | t3_252ayn | t5_2to41 | 150 | Fiannaidhe: TIFU by trusting my coworker
I'm an electrician apprentice. Today I was under a house and had to make a box up where the previous electrician just wire nutted a joint together.
I asked my coworker to test the end where the well pump was and he told me the wire had no voltage. I proceeded to undo the joint... | 5 | 30 | |
1399584327 | 1399665767 | t3_252kx1 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: Dude, the only way to deal with confrontation issues is to push through. And the only way to get help is to confront people.
carlitabear: Anxiety sucks, dude. It's not as simple as pushing through.
[deleted]: Coming from someone that suffers from anxiety...sometimes it is. You can choose to fight it. It wil... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1399583097 | 1399603000 | t3_252o35 | t5_2to41 | 28 | byggetborgen: TIFU by telling my long-distance gf that I watch porn.
We've been together for almost a year and nine months, but having hidden my porn-trails like a fucking pro, she had no clue. I thought that she knew. There is no man in a long distance relationship who does not watch porn. Anyways, she took it pretty ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1399585660 | 1399657386 | t3_252s5w | t5_2to41 | 20 | Bennythen00b: TIFU by ordering $100.000 worth of spare parts
I'm 19, I work at a dairy/milk processing plant, and somehow I'm responsible for ordering and organizing spare parts for the various machines we have here.
Some months ago I was going through our spare parts lists and noticed we had a lot of missing spares f... | 5 | 4 | |
1399584765 | 1399588839 | t3_252qro | t5_2to41 | 2 | BigSackMoneyBag: TIFU: The worlds most fuck up prone hockey player.
dralcax: What am I supposed to be looking at here?
BigSackMoneyBag: His name is TIFU
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1399586035 | 1399611393 | t3_252sru | t5_2to41 | 38 | lover0: TIFU by not saying "no"
I'm still a bit upset seeing as how this happened less than an hour ago.
My day consists of waking up, getting ready for work, getting the little one up for school and leaving before her father takes her to her bus stop. I get home about an hour before I have to pick up the little one f... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1399590217 | 1399644939 | t3_252zke | t5_2to41 | -14 | theone_whoknocks: TIFU. Today I was informed that I have been continuously fucking up for four years by not canceling a monthly payment to my ex.
TL;DR: Forgot to cancel a payment to my ex when we split four years ago and now I'm out 1.138 bucks.
So today my ex whom I have not been in touch with for four years (we lef... | 20 | -0.7 | |
1399593055 | 1399594414 | t3_2533r3 | t5_2to41 | 222 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally playing an Efukt video in school for my whole class to see/hear
So, earlier this year i was having a great wank.
Had been horny all day and this was very late during the night.
I like this site called Efukt, it has some really disturbing videos but really some great once and a bit messed... | 4 | 55.5 | |
1399596160 | 1399613788 | t3_25389y | t5_2to41 | 37 | jacobnielson: TIFU by telling my C# teacher about Pen Island
Didn't happen today. It was actually 6+ years ago, I was 15.
There is or was a fake website that pretended to sell pens. It was pen island. It only existed as a joke because of how the url looks... penisland.
Well, back in Jr High, I was telling my C# tea... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1399596102 | 1399665132 | t3_253874 | t5_2to41 | 24 | HissingPixels: TIFU by forgetting to log off in my school's library.
Ok, so first. Let me start off by saying I'm a high schooler so don't hate me too bad.
This is so bad.
So I skipped lunch and went to the library at my school to work on a project with my friends. Power surged, and everything restarted. After that,... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1399597529 | 1399649426 | t3_253a7j | t5_2to41 | 6,860 | yoooooitsme: TIFU by drunk SnapChatting
So I was snapchatting with this girl I knew for a while and things were getting a little heated. I get a snapchat from her with her showing her tits. The only reasonable thing to do was to send her a dick pic. So I send her the dick pic with the caption "you like?" and after mayb... | 18 | 381.111111 | |
1399593270 | 1399599353 | t3_253428 | t5_2to41 | 17 | alanram: TIFU by trying to be a good brother.
So my little brother is 17 and only 4 years younger than me so we get along very well. We recently got the idea to go to the local park to hit a few balls with his baseball bat. We get there and take turns pitching the ball so the other can *try* to bat. We're at it for a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1399590550 | 1399641477 | t3_25302q | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU at my high school's rally
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alanram: >...and bobbing for apples in toilet bowls.
nuff said
devals: wtf, now I really wanna know what was in this post..
Voyager5555: Seriously...
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1399606327 | 1399721620 | t3_253mq9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | kwik_throwaway: TIFU by telling my crush how I felt
Ok, so not exactly today, but over the last couple of weeks or so.
I've had a crush on this girl for a while, but she has a boyfriend. A couple weeks ago, I told her I had feelings for her.
A while (maybe a week?) later, I sent her an email asking if she wanted to h... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1399606518 | 1399662580 | t3_253n0a | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: Tifu by spraying my job with blue dye
I was supposed to be throwing a bag of blue dye into the company pond, so it would have a nice blue color. These bags are pretty small and dye a whole pond, so they're really concentrated.
Well the one I threw had a hole in it, and the powder drifter over a white gaze... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1399617402 | 1399742610 | t3_253zck | t5_2to41 | 94 | Timetravelr: Tifu by keeping my dead uncle's laptop
Like many posts on here it wasnt today, it was about a year ago that he died. While my parents set up funeral arangements i got the task of looking over his computer for financial stuff that would be useful to pay off debt he previously owed. Well stupid me, i go to h... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1399615646 | 1399659833 | t3_253xrj | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwgarble: TIFU when I got busted leaving an Asian Massage parlor
I got pulled over by undercover city cops. They made me a deal to let me go if I helped build them a case, which of course I jumped on. I'm only worried that one day they might ask me to testify. I'm hoping it all goes away...
mister_moustachio: 'I we... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1399624284 | 1399711736 | t3_2544rg | t5_2to41 | 36 | kilowhisky: TIFU by ordering two tickets for an Eminem concert... Twice
Thought my order had fucked up as I accidentally closed the tab, reopened it and completed the order, but then the website didn't show it on my account and didn't send me a confirmation email. So thinking it had fucked up and not wanting to miss ou... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1399625316 | 1399630724 | t3_2545hp | t5_2to41 | 48 | MyPenLeaksFire: TIFU by trying to give a girl my phone number
This was three years ago. I came home for the summer from college to a place my parents had just moved, where I didn't know anybody. I was pissed about it because I didn't want to leave college where I had a lot of friends and go to a place where I didn't kn... | 4 | 12 | |
1399627160 | 1399644750 | t3_2546s0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | krasito1997: TIFU a great chance of having a relationship with a beautiful girl i really like
so reddit there is that one girl i really like for 4 months and so here is how i fucked up so she started dating one of my friends and they've been together for a while but before 2 months they broke up so i thought that this ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1399637645 | 1399644091 | t3_254f6n | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU Breaking my friends phone
Was sitting in school with my classmates, when one of them pulls out a brand new smartphone, one of the earliest ones on the market I believe, and this was in 6th grade when everyone had Nokia's that 'maybe' could play snake. And by the way I had no phone at all at this time.
... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1399645178 | 1399648427 | t3_254oie | t5_2to41 | 136 | magicschoolbuscrash: TIFU by meeting with my bf on a dating app
Unlike some posts, this happened today. So I get bored a few weeks ago and go on Grindr. My boyfriend doesn't live in the same town as me and I wouldn't have done this if he were around. But hey, I'm curious. So I go online and chat to some guys casually. ... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1399648495 | 1399660440 | t3_254tir | t5_2to41 | 56 | TooOld4Reddit: TIFU by sleeping with my cheating wife (happened years ago)
Wife screws around with my best friend, actually 'falls in love' and makes plans to leave and take my kids with her. Instead, she confesses and I agree to try and make a go of it.
Several months later, it is obviously going nowhere because she ... | 4 | 14 | |
1399652418 | 1399666369 | t3_254zo6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | MaybeAThrowaway3: TIFU by telling my girlfriend's mom that a family friend deserved to die.
This is years ago, admittedly. But I was eating dinner at my then girlfriend's house. In attendance were my girlfriend, her sister, her taciturn mom, and her awesome dad. Somehow the conversation turned towards politics, and bei... | 12 | 1.25 | |
1399656878 | 1399734316 | t3_2556vl | t5_2to41 | 237 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing inappropriately at a client.
**Update** - I have heard nothing so far from any of my supervisors. I may have gotten away with it. Might be a "today I almost fucked up".
I was onsite with a client (law firm) working on a wireless router issue in a conference room while some higher ups (nam... | 5 | 47.4 | |
1399656717 | 1399661465 | t3_2556m9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | thecharmingfagget: TIFU by drawing dicks in class
So the other day I was in my CSPE class and was preparing for our summer exams the night before.But when I came into school,I was delighted to see that out teacher was absent and that we had a substitute in.We walked around the school for about 10 minutes (we said we ha... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1399658593 | 1399757568 | t3_2559me | t5_2to41 | 89 | ohnoohnoohyeah: TIFU by ruining a collector's priceless comic book collection.
This is a throwaway since this story will make me identifiable to co-workers.
I work for one of the larger comic-book publishers, and have for the last six or so years. When I was within my first ninety days, I cost my company thousands of ... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1399659943 | 1400104547 | t3_255bun | t5_2to41 | 79 | nolaguy13112: TIFU by asking to F*ck my fiance in ass in front of her parents
So we're headed into my fiance's hometown this weekend where it just so happens to be a pirate festival.
She sends me a text saying "I'm so glad we're able to come in this weekend for the festival! I suggest we talk "pirate" all weekend! Ah... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1399659546 | 1399787650 | t3_255b6l | t5_2to41 | 7,703 | Bananananana9: TIFU by jacking off under my skylight.
So today I decided to jack off in my bathroom before I took a shower. I lied down on my back on the floor(you should try it) and started fapping away. I hear a thud on the roof about halfway through my session and thought it was no big deal.
**WRONG**
I forgot tha... | 12 | 641.916667 | |
1399655748 | 1399680261 | t3_2554x2 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Iamsparticus1: TIFU by leaving a personal journal about coworkers where one found it.
Two years ago I was going throu a lot and my therapist asked me to start a journal. Turns out a lot of my frustrations had to do with my coworkers.
The journal was accidentally left out and a coworker found it, copied it, and waited... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1399663336 | 1399677464 | t3_255hcp | t5_2to41 | 37 | nerongod: TIFU by being seasick.
I am a 27 years old male who has always suffered from massive seasickness. So much that i'm terrified by traveling with a boat. It's a bit of a problem as I grew up and lived on an Island most of my life and the only reliable transportation was the ferry to the mainland.
I was visiting... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1399666042 | 1399779507 | t3_255ll0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | idocrazystuff: TIFU by swallowing a spoonful of salt while broadcasting live in front of a bunch of people.
This happened about a week ago, but I figured I should tell the story, after all, it was funny.
So I go to this site where you can broadcast with your webcam and have people come and go as they please. Well, aft... | 10 | 1.8 | |
1399661618 | 1399677200 | t3_255eiu | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu at the dog park
It is gorgeous today, and I decided it was time to shake off the winter doldrums and get my dog to the dog park. While there, I can't help but notice this girl is staring at me. A lot. Like every time I look over she's looking at me or in the process of hurriedly glancing away. I know wh... | 3 | 9 | |
1399661920 | 1399675050 | t3_255f0l | t5_2to41 | 24 | arrialexa: TIFU by accidentally trying to sell weed to my friend's dad.
I fucked up bad guys. So I have a friend who was looking to buy weed somewhere. Now I don't smoke but I have a friend who's a dealer so I told him I'd give his number to the dealer friend. Now the problem is my buyer friend and his dad have the sam... | 3 | 8 | |
1399671004 | 1399678566 | t3_255teq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing the chance to lose my virginity to a really cool girl
This actually happened today. Or rather, the story ends today, and here I am on reddit complaining about it.
Some back story on me: I'm 20 and male, and have almost zero experience with girls. As in--never had sex, never kissed a girl, n... | 3 | 2 | |
1399666840 | 1399706873 | t3_255mwp | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister stay in my room
So this of course isn't from today, but actually QUITE a few years ago when I was ten years old. Didn't really know where to post this, but I figured you guys would enjoy it.
During December when I was ten years old, my older sister, who was 16 or 17, was recovering... | 3 | 13 | |
1399666106 | 1399690554 | t3_255lok | t5_2to41 | 45 | thisismythrowawaytwo: TIFU by accidentally bumping my car into a road rager
Two lanes merging to one, lady comes speeding down the road cut me off and almost drove me off the road just so she could be first. Come up to a light figure I'll get close to piss her off, don't stop in time and bump my car into hers. It did p... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1399676748 | 1399736455 | t3_2561s9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | nowfml: TIFU by unintentionally insulting my boss.
At the new job I had been working for a few months I thought I was doing well. I showed up early most days, and I tried to give everything I had to do the job well.
There was one part of the job where I was progressing slowly. I was making mistakes a lot, mainly due t... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1399665166 | 1399900005 | t3_255k88 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Lyken3312: TIFU Taking a crotch full of OC (mace) spray
TIFU: First time poster, long time screw-up. On this occasion I actually f'ed up twice.
Back Story:
This was a while back when I was still in the USMC, stationed at Camp Lejeune, NC. I was nearing the end of my active duty and was asked to work on this trainin... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1399678329 | 1399704132 | t3_25642k | t5_2to41 | 65 | xixaxixo: TIFU by miss-reading a FB post
A friend of mine (who's husband is currently deployed) posted the following on FB today:
"This is the day, out of all the days, that I hate the most. Today marks 5 years and I just miss him. Bare with me."
When I saw her later this evening I wished her a Happy 5th (wedding) Anni... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1399676984 | 1399698337 | t3_25624j | t5_2to41 | 9 | Totally_Ok_Guy: TIFU By Offering Alcohol To Minors
This might be tame by all y'alls standards, but for me it was pretty bad. A bit of background:
I'm a (young) teacher. I teach High School students and I've had to deal with some stuff. Today, after quite a long day of work, I ventured back home and celebrated with th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1399680223 | 1400064283 | t3_2566on | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking a cigarette
I was smoking in my car and when I finished my cigarette I went to throw it out the window. But alas, the wind blew it right back into my face. It bounced off my eyeball and fell onto the floor somewhere. So I'm going 55 mph and trying to find my still-burning cigarette. When I fi... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1399681417 | 1399733426 | t3_25688m | t5_2to41 | 14 | basedreedus: TIFU sending a screenshot to the wrong person...
So I had been talking to this girl for a couple weeks and we had been texting a good amount. We hung out a couple times and I started to really like her. One day, I decided to text her and tell her how I feel and ask her out on a date. I know over text is... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1399680770 | 1399686416 | t3_2567dc | t5_2to41 | 19 | TsarPerhaps: TIFU By putting Lemon Juice into lemon square mix.
Trying to make Lemon Squares today, I thought I'd improve the filling by putting a capful of Lemon Juice into it. The more sour, the better? It being the first time making it, I thought nothing of it.
So, I cooked it, let it cool, and put it in the freeze... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1399682288 | 1399764014 | t3_2569ak | t5_2to41 | 71 | Crazedmonkey05: TIFU by not hiding my lady toys
Friend 1 in the story is quite social and isn't awkward
Friend 2 is quite awkward and doesn't understand what's socially acceptable and what isn't.
So my boyfriend and I decided to host a game of "Cards against humanity" at our place. So we invited quite a few friends.... | 7 | 10.142857 |
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