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1399930183 | 1399935973 | t3_25e6qi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my friends reddit history
My friend, let's call him Sam, was the one who introduced me to reddit. I knew his username for a while but never really looked into it, but today was a boring day in chemistry so me and my other friend, let's call him max, decided to look through it. Mistake... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1399930498 | 1399936937 | t3_25e7bn | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to the bar....let me explain
I stay out in Arizona with my work buddy and his family (wife and two kids).Im originally from California, but moved with my lady friend. My fiance recently left me and i've sort of been couch surfing since then. In a drunk epiphany, I decided that a trip back home ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1399940305 | 1399993636 | t3_25enho | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting My Friend Curse Out My Mom.
It all started one fateful day. I had just gotten some new speakers and wanted to show my mom because I thought she'd like to see them. When she came into my room to see them, I was currently in a Skype voice call with a friend. I told him to hold on a second while... | 4 | 4 | |
1399940258 | 1400030514 | t3_25enew | t5_2to41 | 406 | g101010101: TIFU by getting fired from Google
Less than 2 months into my employment. I took my girlfriend for a tour yesterday, and for lunch. Contractors can't bring guests into the cafeterias. The food wasn't even good. I hope I can pay rent next month.
schwacr01: you were just a "contractor" and not a real live Goog... | 10 | 40.6 | |
1399938979 | 1400028814 | t3_25elee | t5_2to41 | 18 | thisspaceexists: [TIFU] by sucker punching my best friends sister in the chesticles.
It's been about 4 days now and I thought I would share this. I wanted to post this to AskReddit to see if anyone else fucked up like this but I was directed here by a buddy of mine after I told him I wanted to post it.
My friends sist... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1399943218 | 1400085373 | t3_25erxc | t5_2to41 | 21 | FFFFF11111: TIFU By taking 10 shots in a little under an hour
(I hope this isn't cheating because it happened a day or so ago)
Bit of background: I'm 17, M, and I've drank a few times before, but never REALLY gotten drunk.
Last Saturday was my senior Prom, so per the norm I was going with friends and my girlfriend. ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1399943454 | 1400085326 | t3_25es9c | t5_2to41 | -11 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed out of a moldy apple.
I made the pipe about a week ago and used it straightaway. I then left on the shelf above the sink. After my sister and mom left and I had the house to myself, I decided to have a smoke. I was a few cocktails in and my judgement must have been just off enough ... | 7 | -1.571429 | |
1399942686 | 1399995511 | t3_25er3e | t5_2to41 | 35 | MichealGoves: TIFU by not having a dump before a house party.
This happened a few weeks back.
So I was having a wonderful Saturday, the football team I support had won, had an amazing work out at the gym and I was feeling super for the party I was going to later that night. As it was a house party there would be lots ... | 7 | 5 | |
1399942826 | 1400211457 | t3_25erb2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Shot_poot: TIFU By going in dry [NSFW\NSFL]
--Happened last year, recovered by now but still have cringe-worthy recollections.--
My girl and I had been together for about a year, but only sexually active for a few months. We got home one night after some drinks and got frisky. Long and painful story short, there was ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1399951410 | 1399985871 | t3_25f4cq | t5_2to41 | 56 | xjammersx: TIFU by getting my boyfriend's pee all over my bathroom
So today, I decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. Before we got in the shower he decided to pee. I asked him if I could hold his penis for him as he peed. I held it for awhile and finally he let his hose go. Once he started peeing the stream split... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1399949876 | 1399968012 | t3_25f23b | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by Forgetting to Say Goodbye
The company was having a laid back happy hour like dinner, the whole office was there. That includes our CEO, and my boss. Due to the number of people we filled the tables from one end of the wall to the other (like 2.5 bench cafeteria table size). It was getting a bit la... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1399955503 | 1400439872 | t3_25f9um | t5_2to41 | 20 | brainleech430: TIFU by being conned out of the last of my cash.
So I was at the gas station filling up my sister's car, because I'm a nice brother. And as I am doing so, this car pulls up in front of me and two men get out. One starts fiddling with the pump then walks the 100 or so feet into the grocery store. The othe... | 4 | 5 | |
1399962938 | 1400012402 | t3_25fhhj | t5_2to41 | 3,958 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with someone I shouldn't have.
There is this ex co-worker of mine that has been flirting with me hard core for the last year or so. She's the extremely desperate type, always spreading rumors out of jealousy and flirting with everyone that she could. Well when I first met her I was in a re... | 12 | 329.833333 | |
1399942996 | 1399997626 | t3_25erlw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By forgetting someone went to a funeral.
So I was arguing with this girl in class, it was kind of a fight because I didn't really like her. Let you know I am in grade 7 and she is a girl who was a real suck up to the teacher and she chewed gum in class and I am a guy. She had been at a funeral for her g... | 3 | 1 | |
1399952722 | 1399996811 | t3_25f66d | t5_2to41 | 4 | FallenXxRaven: TIFU with a "Your Mom" Joke
Okay, so it wasn't actually today, but like 8 years ago. But I'll never forget this. I was 13 or so, when a kid I went to school with had his house burn down. His mom didn't make it out, she died there.
Well, a few weeks later, I was hanging out at the local youth center, tal... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1399969913 | 1399996718 | t3_25fn6m | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU - I wanted to grab the words as they spilled from my mouth. I can visualise it now, just grab those 5 words from the air and force myself to eat them. I cannot believe I was so stupid.
Throw away to protect the guilty.
As I bow my head in shame; I tried to stop myself as I said it but it just came out ... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1399975852 | 1399989213 | t3_25friv | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU in the elevator
Happened some years ago, must've been about 16 years old, but it's still one of the more awkward memories I have today...
My mom had just moved into a new apartment here in our country (Sweden), and I was helping her with carrying furnitures and various other stuff. She asked me to get ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1399982490 | 1400508353 | t3_25fx6g | t5_2to41 | 181 | ThrowAwayForFap115: TIFU buy groping the wrong person.
I was heading over to my girlfriend to see her and my daughter for a bit, I had text her to ask who was all at hers and what she was doing. she repied "Just me, Daughter and Sister, but Sister is at the shop just now and I'm tidying up." So I walk in and see her st... | 8 | 22.625 | |
1399979667 | 1400018407 | t3_25fum3 | t5_2to41 | 29 | therowaway95: TIFU by liking a really old bikini photo on Facebook
Well to start off this actually happened a couple years back. I was on Facebook fapping to a picture of this attractive girl that I took to junior prom, when I accidentally hit the "L" key on my keyboard. I quickly unliked the picture, but I think she m... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1399975853 | 1400007648 | t3_25friy | t5_2to41 | 92 | accidentalantisemite: TIFU by being a waiter prone to Freudian slips.
This happened to me a while back but I just found this sub and had to share one of my biggest fuck ups.
I am a server for a restaurant located at a popular beach destination. It was a slow and seemingly uneventful Thursday evening when I greeted th... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1399985395 | 1400003592 | t3_25g08s | t5_2to41 | 707 | fuzzzcanyon: TIFU: by jacking off with my headphones on
Ok, so this didn't happen *today*, but it happened and that is the main.
It was the summer of 2011 and I had just finished my first year of University and had come home for the Summer. My parents are separated and both have awkward living arrangements (my dad wo... | 13 | 54.384615 | |
1399987060 | 1399987653 | t3_25g290 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a random 18 year old french girl
I hope this time i'll learn my lesson.
Meeting strangers in clubs and bringing them home for sex
may seem like fun, but afterwards i'm left with an empty feeling inside.
I've had many one night stands in the last few years, and afterwards I always fee... | 3 | 4 | |
1399984567 | 1400042571 | t3_25fzbh | t5_2to41 | 46 | gixxerk4: TIFU by getting my head stuck in my power window
I was parking the truck pretty close to the kerb, didn't want to scratch my rims. So as I'm pulling up I stick my head out to see how close I am to the gutter and at the same time I pull the power window switch.
All of I sudden there is quite a sharp pain, as ... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1399987100 | 1400021256 | t3_25g2ao | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by torrenting porn
So I didn't torrent it today but a few days ago and today my ISP shut the internet down and turns out the company behind the porn filed a claim. So now I'm out $250. Could be worse I guess. Looks like I really got fucked.
theusualuser: fantasti.cc
redtube
youporn
pornhub
xhamster
... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1399990368 | 1400092328 | t3_25g6p2 | t5_2to41 | -2 | I_love_pearljam: TIFU By being a racist asshole.
Today in American history we were discussing HIV/AIDS and the outbreak of the 80's and what most people attributed it to at the time. As we were going around the classroom discussing what people attributed AIDS to it became my turn to voice my opinion. So far people had ... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1399988294 | 1400045748 | t3_25g3u3 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Poet-Laureate: TIFU by not referencing in my Essay.
So last week I was doing an essay, and I was very, very sleep deprived. In my semi-concious state I ended up submitting a preliminary copy of my essay that did not contain some footnotes that reference an essay I was looking at.
Yesterday I received an email asking f... | 5 | 8 | |
1399951730 | 1400083421 | t3_25f4tt | t5_2to41 | 7 | HouseOfStark: TIFU going out to a Club night before Pharmacy school interview.
So a couple months ago i had an interview with a Pharmacy school down in Florida which i had to fly down for. Since i haven't taken a vacation for a while i decided that i'd stay for a couple of days.
While i was down there my two friends we... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1399994045 | 1400021870 | t3_25gch6 | t5_2to41 | 80 | no_front_teeth: TIFU by loudly moaning "Nick."
My wife's brother is named Nick.
One day last week, she introduced me to her hot office mate named Monique.
The next day, I was taking a shower and was also masturbating using the shower-head.
I was doing the boss-secretary mind play.
Unbeknownst to me, she was walking... | 5 | 16 | |
1399995159 | 1400103884 | t3_25gebi | t5_2to41 | 3,097 | I_NEED_FRIENDS: TIFU by skyping with my ex.
So, I'm skyping with my ex girlfriend for the first time since we broke up four months ago, we had finally been able to talk about things after awhile. We're both talking about how we miss each other, you know, that teenage shit. I'm on my desktop, with my headphones plugged ... | 12 | 258.083333 | |
1399993527 | 1400040134 | t3_25gbmc | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by tripping my crush
Okay so I live on a ranch and this girl I like wanted to come over. I guess you could say it's more like a complicated relationship but whatever. Anyways we were walking in the field and then my mother not knowing we were out there decided it would be a good idea to let the cows out... | 4 | 9 | |
1399994509 | 1399998350 | t3_25gd9g | t5_2to41 | 8 | xiaden: TIFU by lending out my car keys
To start off this shin-dig, I'm in the Navy, I work on submarines. One of my co-workers needed a cover (hat) so that he could get down to the boat (military requirement, all personnel will be covered when outdoors). I've got a few extra in the back seat of my car that would wor... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1399993372 | 1400095996 | t3_25gbd2 | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend my hoodie
It was a regular Saturday for me, I decided to do laundry. Warm, cold sort all these clothes and what not. Throw them in the washer. Then open the dryer and them fold them. As I'm folding one of my shirts, a pink lace panty was crumbled up in it. What the fuck? It must ... | 5 | 10 | |
1399997421 | 1400078622 | t3_25gi2r | t5_2to41 | 80 | Adolf_Hitler__: TIFU by getting shit in my mouth.
My baby was being quite a little fucker this morning. After changing his diaper and putting his little shirt and pants I went into the living room and played Gorilla with him. In Gorilla I pick him up, roar, and put him down. But there was one problem. The I forgot to p... | 4 | 20 | |
1399998538 | 1399999117 | t3_25gjyz | t5_2to41 | 48 | babyjesuz: TIFU Deciding to finish masturbating after hearing a family member enter the home
When you start jackin' the noodle, you're not only pleasing yourself. You're making a fucking commitment, the holy sanctity of your hand and your honey glazed donger must be held. So the story begins as I'm watching this 10/10 ... | 3 | 16 | |
1399995798 | 1400067523 | t3_25gfc2 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching too much Family Guy
My girlfriend and I were "play arguing" over Netflix. A good mutual friend was in the room and she was ramblin on about us being boyfriends and what not. Thinking I would be funny, I said "fine, my boyfriend and I will go watch it then." He followed with, "Yeah, you're no... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1400001411 | 1400041583 | t3_25goyf | t5_2to41 | 1,647 | deadgreg: TIFU masturbating next to another dude
So, I was in a band and we were on tour as an opening act for about 3 months. We had a record deal, but the label was small and offered zero tour support. In fact, we had to pay 10 grand to get on the tour. No fancy tour bus, just the 12 passenger Ford Econoline Club Wag... | 8 | 205.875 | |
1400003437 | 1400027705 | t3_25gsc0 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Blinky1979: TIFU by thinking a fart was safe.
This happened about 5 min ago and I'm still trying to figure out what to do. I am at a corporate meeting about an hour and a half from home and while outside enjoying a vape I figured it was a great time to let off some steam. I realized a moment to late that this was no... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1400002886 | 1400009790 | t3_25grdz | t5_2to41 | 15 | chapter12: TIFU by ditching a cute girl at a bar...
Well it was last Friday actually. I'm sad about it, because she asked for my number, but i never got hers. So she probably thinks I wasn't into her and won't contact me. *sigh*...
We talked for awhile. The place started closing up and she went into the bathroom.... | 3 | 5 | |
1400002163 | 1400012798 | t3_25gq81 | t5_2to41 | 85 | homeschooldancing: TIFU by showing my shrunken penis to 5 men
So in my backyard I have an outdoor shower, and so normally when I'm done swimming or whatever I'll get undressed and jump in the shower, when I get out I don't really care about having anything on cause it's my backyard and it's fenced in and no one was hom... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1400006898 | 1400009537 | t3_25gy4c | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by Fooling My Brother
In one of my days long past, back when my grandmother was still with us and my grandfather was not a walking religious insane asylum, things were pretty standard. My parents worked during the day, and my elders would take time out of their blatantly uneventful lives to come watch m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400009220 | 1400011963 | t3_25h25h | t5_2to41 | 30 | Tupperwee-wee: TIFU by peeing in my parent's Tupperware® cabinet... while they watched...
Okay, so this wasn't today, it happened when I was 19 (nearly 10 years ago). But this epic fuck-up has made waves in every circle of friends that I have told it to.
Be me, 19 years old, wake-up in your bed because you hear your m... | 3 | 10 | |
1400004641 | 1400020301 | t3_25gudb | t5_2to41 | 2 | peedalittle: TIFU by purchasing a more powerful vacuum cleaner.
In my quest for glorious suction, I came across three models of [Dyson](http://www.dyson.com/) vacuums that fulfilled my vacuuming needs.
* The first model was the [DC40 Origin](http://www.dyson.com/vacuums/uprights/dc40/dc40-origin). Priced at a reasonab... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400009671 | 1400076223 | t3_25h2yu | t5_2to41 | 17 | high_performance: TIFU by simply being dumb
Last night I was helping a friend move into her new apartment. A couple of hours passed and we were sitting on the floor of the old apartment having a beer. I said I should get going as I was tired and it was getting late. She told me that if I wanted to sleep there tonight I... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1400019994 | 1400042797 | t3_25hkr4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Simon_Inaki: TIFU by putting my mobile number and academic email on my resume
Before going Into detail:
1. I attend summer classes and tend to maxout my classes every term every year. So I'm never home. Because of this I put my mobile number on my resumes and biz cards.
So fast forward to this summer where I've been i... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1400021173 | 1400092187 | t3_25hmlv | t5_2to41 | 120 | crisothetank: TIFU by being a massive dick to a really nice girl
I'm 16 years old and from the UK. A little introduction: I'm a reasonably smart kid, very good at sport and have been told im gifted with good looks. Although I'm not as good looking or tall as my older brother, as I'm frequently reminded. However, mainly... | 6 | 20 | |
1400021453 | 1400036698 | t3_25hn1y | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a girls boob.
I'm in my 2nd year of high school and my friends and I like playing truth or dare. We played today and I got a dare to touch this girl I don't know's boobs. I have no idea why I went along and did it but I did. I instantly felt horrible and had no idea what to do. She came up a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400017879 | 1400147055 | t3_25hh8q | t5_2to41 | 13 | staindtastic: Tifu with my incessant quoting of movies
So I've been watching grandma's boy a lot and love the line "you're a hooker." I've been substituting a hooker for whatever people have been talking about lately just to be an ass. It's usually harmless and rarely makes sense. Well my girlfriend and I were going in... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400024276 | 1400179233 | t3_25hrgb | t5_2to41 | 398 | illegibleusername: TIFU: Ruined a great time with my new girlfriend.
I was standing by the river with my girlfriend and her son. her son is trying to skip rocks and she tells him to stop. So I'm like "hey man, watch I'll show you." I pick up a rock. A good one too, with nice curves on the bottom and a flat top. I reel ... | 7 | 56.857143 | |
1400020551 | 1400028589 | t3_25hlnk | t5_2to41 | 97 | Creative-Writing: TIFU by not asking my friend's dad to pull over.
Just as everyone has a “first time” sexually, those who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (henceforth referred to as IBS, if I can help it) also have a certain life-changing moment of clarity. It may surprise you, but they aren’t that different. Both... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1400029291 | 1400242534 | t3_25hz52 | t5_2to41 | 64 | NoremacNotRedBlue: TIFU by getting upset at the movies.
So, I was at the movies. and I was watching TASM2 and i felt someone kick the back of my seat. Now I am generally a calm guy, I hate getting upset so I just shrug it off. A minute later a barrage of kicks just hit into the back of my chair, so I'm like, fuck it. I... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1400040366 | 1400046276 | t3_25if58 | t5_2to41 | 109 | [deleted]: TIFU when I said yes to this guy I met from Grindr
Hello redditors. I am a 21 year old gay guy whose looking for fun and adventure while I'm still young. I am not a bad looking guy and a lot of guys from grindr likes my type (Asian twink with big butt). I have met a lot of guys but this one particular guy I'... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1400047774 | 1400080492 | t3_25iem0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | whatthejeebus: Should have just emailed it to yourself man.
TedTheViking: 20 .png attachments?
always_wandering: Eh, probably jpgs. But even if they were 1MB each, they'd still come in below most modern email service's quotas. If not, 2 emails of 10 jpgs doesn't sound so hard...
PowBlock96: I regularly send .CR2 files ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1400044315 | 1400052367 | t3_25ijy8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing off my dick
Most of my friends happened to come back home for the same weekend, we all had wanted to get together since it had been awhile, so we gathered for a bonfire and some drinking. Girl who I had always had a thing for is one of 12 or so people to show up. It was a fun night catching u... | 4 | 2 | |
1400051293 | 1400053379 | t3_25iqt5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | 51314: TIFU by hooking up with a guy who's in love with me.
I'm an idiot, I know. I was desperate. There was a mutual physical attraction, even though our personalities clashed and we fought a lot in conversations. In a moment of weakness, I hooked up with him. I don't want a serious relationship and he does. He's beco... | 3 | 3 | |
1400024584 | 1403307370 | t3_25hrwa | t5_2to41 | 15 | meatloaficent: TIFU by waving to an acquaintance.
This happened about three years ago, in my slutty college days. I use the term "slutty" with great affection, but it was 100% true.
~
I took the bus about an hour to another city for an okCupid booty call. We'd met for drinks a week earlier, and while I wasn't interes... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1400066694 | 1400104466 | t3_25j2ow | t5_2to41 | 176 | aaen: TIFU by not bringing my passport
This happened late last year, but you know - who cares? It also contains no nudiy or involontary bowel movement, its just plain stupid.
Anyways, my friend and I were flying out to London from Gothenburg in order to see a concert with one of our favorite bands. Scince we lived in ... | 7 | 25.142857 | |
1400034042 | 1400090188 | t3_25i6cn | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking Five O'Clock Vodka and getting Vietnam Flashbacks
Warning: MASSIVE wall of text ahead. Also, don't be surprised if this is some of the shittiest writing you've ever read. I'm using a throwaway account and don't care how poorly written this is.
This actually happened a few months ago, but ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1400068775 | 1400116719 | t3_25j4lh | t5_2to41 | 308 | pandahavoc: TIFU by agreeing to visit my dying grandfather without checking the fine print.
My grandfather is dying. Not "on death's door" dying, but he's on his way out with multiple organ failure. I've never met him, and the other one died 20+ years before I was born. From what I know he's kind of a bastard, but I f... | 8 | 38.5 | |
1400071011 | 1400079229 | t3_25j6xe | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ialwaysfuck_up: TIFU by Asking but not asking her to prom.
This happed a few weeks back but the memories are still very fresh. So there was this one girl that I go to school with, she is crazy smart, beautiful and funny. So I mustered up the courage one lunch time to ask her out. I approach her ask her if she has a sp... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1400072571 | 1400221636 | t3_25j8o6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | jizz_eye_joe: TIFU by getting back together with a girl without being certain if I wanted to
Hi there. Very new to these communities. This is actually my first post ever. So here we go...
I have a 5-year old relationship with this girl during which time we've had a break or two but nothing serious... the girl is nice ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1400070922 | 1400129677 | t3_25j6u7 | t5_2to41 | 3,337 | veganfromla: TIFU by sleepwalking naked.
This was last year. I had just finished an eighteen hour shift. When I got home my SO had dinner ready for me so we ate then went to bed and had sex I went to sleep immediately after still naked. My SO and her friends were going to a concert that night, we lived near the venu... | 11 | 303.363636 | |
1400073462 | 1400080366 | t3_25j9qr | t5_2to41 | 58 | IndochinoTT: TIFU by messaging my married friends "Happy Anniversary!" at 8am
About to go for a morning jog and see "X anniversary" in my calendar. In my impulsiveness I sent off a "it's weird that this is in my calendar but happy anniversary" Msg to both of them.
Apparently the wife (my friend first) hadn't rememb... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1400072056 | 1400102699 | t3_25j81b | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU - By leaving my door open.
This is a memory my wife and I have tried to forget for a very long time. Back when my wife and I were first dating we were very cautious about having sex at each others houses. We did the usual things like wait till the the parents were asleep and even go out and hire hotel r... | 3 | 15 | |
1400076336 | 1400187776 | t3_25jdq0 | t5_2to41 | 166 | tifuglass: TIFU by using SOCKS in a way that they shouldn't be used
So some nights ago I woke up because of sudden need to pee. I went to toilet, did the job and was heading back to my bed. I didn't turn on the lights, in my room so that I wouldn't become too much awake and disturbed by brightness. I was softly rolling... | 5 | 33.2 | |
1400070927 | 1400370452 | t3_25j6uf | t5_2to41 | 50 | Vjunn: TIFU playing porn on full sound
So I'm a 19 year old male, living with my two brothers and my mother.
I'm currently studying really hard and I use to come out of school at 10pm.
Today was one of those day, I had just been studying math from 8am to 10pm and felt exhausted. I figured out I deserved a bit of "me ... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1400077563 | 1400157708 | t3_25jfhh | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU, Hotel Poop
In a hotel. Slow run to bathroom, I really need to shit.
Sit and shit. Toilet lid down. Mad cow diarrhea. Mistakes were made. Puckered, remedied the problem of said toilet lid but the damage was already done.
P.S. this is the first time in 23 years of life I've ever sat without looking.
... | 10 | 8.7 | |
1400082650 | 1400091703 | t3_25jnbf | t5_2to41 | 10 | JuusteZ: TIFU by wearing my hood in the rain
I couldn't see, so I rode my bike right into a trailer. I bruised my sternum pretty bad.
SpartanJuiceCarton: Sternum?
Soz lol I'm a bit of an idiot
freedomcominthrough: > Soz
the central bone at the front of the ribcage. parallel to your spine, well not really but you g... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1400084253 | 1400085907 | t3_25jpys | t5_2to41 | 21 | NancyFuckinGrace: TIFU by asking reddit for help
So this probably isn't much but just happened. No sex or awkwardness, just me and my poor decision making skills
I posted about a possible "fake" Surefire tactical weaponlight Flashlight I've been saving up for for some time now but my doubts on whether it was real or n... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1400083919 | 1400641113 | t3_25jpfr | t5_2to41 | 89 | cumdumpsterjazzhands: TIFU by trying to negotiate a job offer
Hi TIFU, first post here and first time using a throwaway. It's not a NSFW post but my regular account is subbed to local subs so just in case anyone I know had caught into my username...
Anyway, I've been working a temporary position the past three months.... | 13 | 6.846154 | |
1400091441 | 1400092834 | t3_25k282 | t5_2to41 | 9 | loserpooser: TIFU by getting too nervous at my interview
I had an interview this morning with a great marketing agency in this beautifully aged nyc building right in the financial district. I wasn't feeling too well in the morning and I was very tired due to a lack of sleep from the shitty mattress I'm sleeping on for ... | 3 | 3 | |
1400092271 | 1400177007 | t3_25k3m1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | godzillaforever: TIFU by not doing what my therapist said
I told my therapist last week that I would start exercising again and that she wouldn't have to worry. Well, tomorrow I meet with her again and as of yet I have not exercised.
My plan is to knock out a weeks worth of exercise by spending several hours later tod... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400094885 | 1400104101 | t3_25k811 | t5_2to41 | 61 | crisothetank: TIFU by pissing on my older brothers face
Okay so this happened two years ago but I've seen people posting things which have happened a while back so I thought this would be okay, plus it's a pretty big fuck up.
It was a hot summers day in June, (I live in the UK folks, so this is rare) and I was still i... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1400093449 | 1400104102 | t3_25k5me | t5_2to41 | 17 | UTexasEdu: TIFU and missed my final
Not today, a number of years ago.
My freshman year I had a final on a Saturday. I got a call that night from people in my class asking me how hard I thought it was. I said "what are you talking about, it's Saturday... no one has finals on Saturday." Looked at the syllabus, I was ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400096595 | 1400343449 | t3_25kb0f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to hand someone their coffee.
My typical routine before work is to stop by Dunkin Donuts and order a large iced coffee (cream and sugar) and a bagel. This morning was no different. Said hi to the folks working behind the counter ordered my coffee and bagel, paid, and walked a few steps t... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1400096578 | 1400260999 | t3_25kazi | t5_2to41 | 15 | superstooper: TIFU by making a bong
Wall of text incoming.
So this happened about 3 years about when I attempted my first semester at University. I was 18 at the time and I had just started getting into smoking weed. I've never been much of a drug guy, but I had a lot of friends who were really into it and I would alw... | 3 | 5 | |
1400101687 | 1400192157 | t3_25kjzd | t5_2to41 | 3,727 | Idiotechnicality: TIFU by: wiping my mouth (nsfw)
Hey guys. Long time lurker, finally set up an account almost exclusively to post this.
So, myself (a guy), my good friend Sarah, and two other friends of mine are hanging out in Sarah's apartment. We are excited to check out the new burrito placed that has opened up ac... | 10 | 372.7 | |
1400107010 | 1400191876 | t3_25ksq1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my friend fat, then hitting on her
Technically, this didn't happen all in one day. Barring that aside, I have a friend who was interested me at some point but then it just turned into friendship. She had recently got dumped and I blatantly told her that she's fat and should lose weight. I was... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1400108928 | 1400156015 | t3_25kvqe | t5_2to41 | 123 | i_fucked_up_royal: TIFU by having sex with someone who was asleep
Not today, but happened 2 weeks ago.
So my housemate has been a friend with benifits for a while now. Sometimes we would go out together and have a few drinks, have sex. Occasionally we would stay in and watch a film ... then have sex.
The other day wa... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1400111767 | 1400267299 | t3_25l02a | t5_2to41 | 74 | OhManDontYouKnow: TIFU by calling my step-mom a bitch.
Okay first off- I have known my step mother since I was 6. I am now 18. You would think we would have at least made up a tad bit right after knowing each other for most of my life right? Haha...wrong. This women is the devil. She has treated me like shit my whole l... | 10 | 7.4 | |
1400112065 | 1400146776 | t3_25l0it | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by enjoying Parks & Recreations
So I was on my way home from my girlfriend's, minding my own business. It had been a great day, & I was in the mood to make people smile.
As I was looking around my metro train, I saw that a somewhat distressed looking girl next to me was watching parks and recre... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1400108034 | 1400167892 | t3_25kucr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Mrdeucedeuce: TIFU-Now i have to bleach my skin.
So one day i was walking home and i stepped in some tar that was being used to fill a pothole. My instinct was to brush it off of the sides of my shoe and so i did. When i finally arrived at home i had a bunch of tar all over my hands so i did what any person would, leav... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1400114675 | 1400119601 | t3_25l4ff | t5_2to41 | 99 | willy-beamish: TIFU Pissed off girlfriend
Teotwawki69: Your mistake was in using the "h" word. You were referring to your penis, but she naturally heard it as you referring to her ass.
willy-beamish: I was referring to her ass.
Ax_Me_Anything: OP is frank
willy-beamish: Life is too short
Riccars: like your penis :(
wi... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1400116360 | 1400212087 | t3_25l6z7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Baconaise: TIFU leaving an already seedy gas station bathroom unbelievably worse than when I entered.
**Prologue**
I was helping a friend move across four states about 3 years back and we get pretty drunk at a friends house party and crash there for the night. Waking up early to get the move on (literally) we head for ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1400092327 | 1400166273 | t3_25k3pe | t5_2to41 | 5 | kanji_sasahara: TIFU by sleeping in a department meeting
Another department was giving a presentation to my group of about 20 people. I'm not the newest hire, but definitely the youngest, and my boss, boss^2, and boss^3 were all attending the meeting. In there taking notes and about 40 minutes in just fell asleep in my... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1400118453 | 1400130864 | t3_25la1k | t5_2to41 | 3 | midnightmealtime: TIFU by explaining a girl's picture horribly and then ending a friendship.
So my pal super insecure tanbeds every day dye hair every month new nails every month until she becomes perfect right yeah...
She tells me "be honest how similiar am i compared to this person"
first i call it anorexic
secon... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1400121187 | 1400278450 | t3_25le5w | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU: The good ol' friend accident
Okay so this wasn't today, but I got fucked up today because of it.
***Setting world war 2.... fuck that- my living room***
Basically I had a friend whom I had entrusted my life into and I mean that serious personal shit and whatnot. I told him about a childhood experienc... | 13 | -0.076923 | |
1400122768 | 1400134822 | t3_25lgdv | t5_2to41 | 50 | H2O-Water-H2O: TIFU: Taking a drug test
Ok so for college next year I have to take a mandatory drug test. So, I show up at the lab and sign in. The lady was very nice and asked if I'm ready, I said yeah and she asked if I could pee out 60 mL. Not really having a great perception of exactly how much I normally pee. So I... | 5 | 10 | |
1400125745 | 1400127182 | t3_25lkio | t5_2to41 | 33 | RuCkGuY: TIFU by setting my neighbors riding mower on fire.
My mower took a shit a month ago and my lawn has been getting a bit unruly. Being it is mostly tall weeds and dandelions I figured I would give a whack at it with the weed eater. While whacking away at my yard, my neighbor walks up and asks if I want to borr... | 3 | 11 | |
1400127307 | 1400175766 | t3_25lmid | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Wile E. Coyote
I fucked up when I was 6 years old, but it's a fuck up that has rung in my memories throughout my entire life.
We had a neighbor who was a farmer and his hens had hatched an abundance of chicks. He had so many, that he didn't know what to do with half of them. So, he started g... | 3 | 9 | |
1400134223 | 1400177735 | t3_25ltz0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a bunch of alcohol after an alka seltzer and pepto bismol AND Taco Bell earlier in the day + pre existing stomach problems
So guys I'm basically retarded. This was more of an all day fuckup.
I've always had stomach problems, first thought it was Acid Reflex, then Crohn's Disease, then stre... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1400127066 | 1400195032 | t3_25lm7r | t5_2to41 | 100 | leedels: TIFU by speaking too loudly about fapping, NSFW
A little context to the story. The night before I went to school I was watching collegefessions on youtube. The guy's confession was "Every morning I eat a banana, put the banana peel in the microwave, and masturbate into it."-penn state.
Then the next day I wa... | 5 | 20 | |
1400137963 | 1400225304 | t3_25lx8b | t5_2to41 | 9 | 7623yawaworht: TIFU and ruined my life
Throwaway obv, walls of text
Not today, but its fully hitting me now and im seriously fucked and know im a complete idiot and it's totally my fault.
Let me start from the beginning. I come a strict asian family with a strict emphasis on education. Throughout grade school I wa... | 3 | 3 | |
1400141752 | 1400311545 | t3_25m075 | t5_2to41 | 37 | obviousthrow-away1: TIFU by watching my friend wipe jizz on his face
So, obv throwaway cos my friend still doesn't know and it might be a tiny bit awkward if he found out...
So the backstory is simple, I am a reasonably normally horny guy (23) and recently have found a couple of sites that seem to suit me right do... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1400144527 | 1400155584 | t3_25m24i | t5_2to41 | 2 | gzahm: TIFU: by going 60 in a 15 and doing a 360 over the curb
Cproo12: Well that was fucking stupid.
gzahm: Yup
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400155969 | 1400173212 | t3_25mb8r | t5_2to41 | 117 | Hbeeman: TIFU by eating a gas station pizza on the way to my stepmom in orlando (it involved crap)
So it starts out that me and my dad are heading to Orlando as usual because my stepmom lives there. It's a long story why they can't live together, mostly financial stuff. So yeah it's a two hour drive from where we are.
... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1400159901 | 1400243482 | t3_25mfou | t5_2to41 | 1,905 | [deleted]: TIFU by waxing my ass. NSFW.
So today was lady garden grooming day. I usually just tidy it up but I had the whole day to myself so I thought why not have an intense grooming session? Shave the legs, armpits, pluck errant hairs, wax everything bellow the belt, yada yada.
Anyone who has waxed their undercarri... | 19 | 100.263158 | |
1400160855 | 1400207835 | t3_25mgwk | t5_2to41 | 44 | rapescenario: TIFU by going to see the late night screening of Godzilla, high, and ending with me locking my keys in my car...while it was idoling.
Shit.
A few hours ago I was at a friends. Got Burgerfuel for dinner and had a nice big session to wash it down.
Brainstorm after releasing Godzilla is out whiling proces... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1400158754 | 1400163206 | t3_25meac | t5_2to41 | 31 | re-201: TIFU by accidentally overdosing on a medication
Today was amazing until around five hours ago. Let's ease into the fuck up by beginning with the positive news. Everything happened over a span of around 20 hours. Please forgive grammatical errors (it's unforgivable because I write professionally) - I am REALLY t... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1400160723 | 1400294460 | t3_25mgpo | t5_2to41 | 4 | amgirlfan: TIFU by leaving my jizz-cloth for my girlfriend to find, but she's not the one who did (NSFW)
THCInjection: Seriously? A TIFU post that is made solely to reference another TIFU post, is kind of pointless isn't it?
amgirlfan: What's your point?
THCInjection: You're an idiot. That's my point. I took the time... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1400166784 | 1400188245 | t3_25mplx | t5_2to41 | 14 | beantheduck: TIFU by going to bathroom at school.
This happened yesterday. I'm in class talking to my friend about cabin in the woods when I feel a piss coming on. I asked my teacher and went on my merry way to the bathroom. Completely unsuspecting I opened the door to the bathroom. Big mistake. There a few feet from m... | 3 | 4.666667 |
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