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1399683274 | 1399716774 | t3_256aiw | t5_2to41 | 10 | PrimaryDoubler: TIFU while trying anal with my gf (she did enjoy it, though)
Let's just say, this ended in a big mess. I'm guessing you can see where this is going.
I'd been trying to convince her for a while, and she finally wanted to. Now my c**k is a little on the thick side, so it was gonna be a challenge for he... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1399686024 | 1399709405 | t3_256dzt | t5_2to41 | 89 | osazuwa: TIFU physics genius-moment results in blood and nudity.
Got a flight tomorrow. When I fly I take carry on only, which means I need to little bottles for liquid toiletries. Just got out of the shower, ass naked, with a mind to get the last of the shampoo in my giant shampoo bottle to go into this little 3 oun... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1399694617 | 1399726786 | t3_256oml | t5_2to41 | 39 | TakenNotStirred: TIFU by failing to ever go to class
So I'm sitting here not even bothering to check my grades because I know without a doubt I failed each and every fucking class because I decided, instead, to let my depression overtake me and keep from ever leaving the house. I look back at it as a stupid decision, a... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1399693022 | 1399696951 | t3_256mos | t5_2to41 | 8 | Eddie07: TIFU I forgot the "o" in "hello"
Here it goes, it's kind of silly and funny, whatever anyways. Yesterday I sent an email to my teacher from the school system website and today I sent her another email regarding my grade. Just a minute ago I checked my personal Gmail account and saw the email copy of confirmati... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1399694693 | 1399708345 | t3_256opu | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving Skype open.
So I'll have to start this with a confession. I'm a furry. A damn horny one. And kinky. One thing I like to do is have erotic roleplays online with other furries.
I was having a rather sexy conversation with a good buddy of mine on Skype while working on some other things. I... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1399695205 | 1399753633 | t3_256pcp | t5_2to41 | 51 | Browngrocerybag: TIFU giving change to a customer
I work at a liquor store in the middle of the largest ghetto of town. Many of our customers are pan handlers, in gangs, etc. I take the bus to work every day since I do not have a car, and I'm also a college student. Today, a large black man was buying a bottle and I wa... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1399694998 | 1399735917 | t3_256p4c | t5_2to41 | 18 | InfernalBacon: TIFU by ruining a friendship pissing myself laughing in 4th grade
In 4th grade,i had a friend that was the class clown,and he was goddamn hilarious.He would often make jokes that my young,stupid ass would DIE laughing at.So one day,at the lunch table,he was on a roll.I'm talking like,one joke after anoth... | 3 | 6 | |
1399691219 | 1399735967 | t3_256kjk | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding a mechanical bull
TIFU...This is more of a last weekend fuck up, but it's still a fuck up and boy am I paying for it.
Just so ya know, I am of the female gender.
So, I volunteer at a ranch, and it's the ranch owner's daughter's eighteenth birthday party. Parents are out of town, so the boy... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1399698733 | 1399751228 | t3_256ssn | t5_2to41 | 97 | mikecamn: TIFU by jerking off into a cup
This was yesterday but still....Okay so I am a horny 17 year old male and I did what every horny 17 year old male does: Masturbate. It was about 2:30AM no one in the house is up and I am in the basement. I think 'Hey, i kinda want to jerk off right now.' so down go my pants and ... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1399701118 | 1399750952 | t3_256uxk | t5_2to41 | 258 | jakem125: TIFU by skinny dipping to wake up, like any other morning
I live in a hot climate in a house with a private pool in the back yard. I have a hard time waking up some times, and I have discovered that stumbling out half awake and jumping into the pool will wake me up in a hurry. Sometimes I am enjoying myself... | 6 | 43 | |
1399705361 | 1399782516 | t3_256yi5 | t5_2to41 | 44 | someuniquename: TIFU by telling a kid his dreams won't come true.
This happened when I was about 17 so a few years ago.
It's November 5th. My friends and I are all sitting around a bon fire burning a scarecrow and they are drinking. At this point, I've been sober for 3 months but decide well I can drink a little.
I... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1399707956 | 1399766048 | t3_2570dw | t5_2to41 | 141 | [deleted]: TIFU: I was caught masturbating at work [38f]
So, just as the title says. I work all alone in a hotel overnight. Normally I don't see anyone. EVER. Sometimes I will sneak into the hotel hot tub to use the jets. I know this is a really BAD idea. But, I can't seem to help it. I get really bored at night just w... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1399710418 | 1399843710 | t3_25722u | t5_2to41 | 10 | worldsworstson: TIFU by single-handedly destroying my mother's possibly only chance at happiness.
My mother has been looking for the right guy to possibly marry to give me and my sister a father figure. She's tried dating for a while, but nothing ever got serious. She found a guy. He is Egyptian and Muslim. After a mon... | 11 | 0.909091 | |
1399713878 | 1399878270 | t3_2574bw | t5_2to41 | 10 | Noonecanfindmenow: TIFU by being a complete asshole driver
Not really today, but a few days ago. I was driving to my girlfriend's when this car infront of me is holding everyone up by going 10km/h under the posted speed limit. I switch lanes to pass and see that it's an old woman with a hujab who looked like she was te... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1399722019 | 1399744247 | t3_2579dc | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking too much Gaviscon [poss NSFW]
Not today but upon a time I was a heavy drinker, suffering chronic acid reflux. I was planning on seeing a boy I was interested in one evening where my heartburn was particularly bad. Throughout the day I drank nearly a full bottle of Gaviscon and a few chewable t... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1399727105 | 1399812378 | t3_257dgs | t5_2to41 | 39 | AiRoar: Tifu by rear-ending someone and potentially ruining Mother's Day
My life has been hanging by a thread. My girlfriend lives an hour out of town. I owe my mom money for helping me with my car insurance and, to top it off, I haven't been coming home like she has asked for almost a month. I've been driving for five... | 9 | 4.333333 | |
1399726822 | 1399994339 | t3_257d7y | t5_2to41 | 8 | spitefulAC1: TIFU by bricking both my primary AND secondary phones
For reference - my primary phone is an Xperia Ion (LT28at) - lovked to AT&T and my secondary is a Samsung Captivate, also on AT&T
SO on Thursday, my Ion's battery died b/c i forgot to plug it into a charger. NBD, i plug it and and accidentall... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1399729091 | 1399729999 | t3_257fex | t5_2to41 | 2 | RemyDandy: TIFU by nutting on my professor's skirt.
I had excused myself from the class I was in because I had gotten myself riled up watching this long legged chick who sits infront of me. She has this habit of dangling her shoes on her feet and, well, I have a thing for feet; I was in the bathroom beating my meat an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1399732842 | 1399746145 | t3_257jhj | t5_2to41 | 9 | L96: TIFU my driving theory test
I don't know if you have this in the states, but in the UK you have to pass a written paper on the rules of the road before you take your actual driving test.
So I booked mine online, paid the £31 fee (!) and made my way to the testing centre, which is in a neighbouring town about 30 ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1399731306 | 1399754522 | t3_257hpi | t5_2to41 | 587 | TheBanterKing: TIFU by running in the rain
So today it started raining really hard while I was driving. When I finally got home, I parked the car and sat for a few minutes to see if it would die down. When it finally did, I quickly got of the car and started running towards my house. There are a few short steps to get ... | 7 | 83.857143 | |
1399733727 | 1405823409 | t3_257kie | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU when I was underage drinking
I was drinking with my friends last night, most of us are under 21, I'm 19. Everyone was being loud and the cops came. I cried like a little bitch while he was here, the breathometer gave me a 0.02. He let us all off with a verbal warning but my friend who owns the apartment... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1399745243 | 1399814779 | t3_25801t | t5_2to41 | 2,957 | PandaBearSalad: TIFU by leaving porn open on my iPad
So today I was hanging out with my girlfriend when she asks to borrow my iPad. As soon as the words "Of course!" were out of my mouth I remembered what I had been doing the last time I used said tablet - having some me time with my friend Sasha.
*Ohshitohshitohshit... | 16 | 184.8125 | |
1399746708 | 1399877811 | t3_25823m | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by running a mile at gym class
So today i had to run a mile at gym class and at the 3rd lap my hip, leg, and groin. I was not able to finish it so i had to do the whole thing again next week. The next day, it started getting worse and I looked it up on Google. It was a sports hernia. There was a way to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1399748271 | 1399753045 | t3_2584dd | t5_2to41 | 61 | Narlynarwall: TIFU by asking a girl to prom
So I had the brilliant idea a couple days ago to ask a girl to my school's prom during lunch... Before we left to get food. So lunch rolls around and I was waiting outside my car with cookies in the shape of "round 2?", as we went together last year. Now only a couple of my... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1399746780 | 1399790239 | t3_258276 | t5_2to41 | 20 | pooedmahself: TIFU by.. wait for it.. Shitting myself and getting caught by one of my roommates.
So this was actually yesterday but I'm just getting around to posting it on here.
Background: I'm a 20 yr old male college student, I live with 3 other dudes in an apartment-style dorm.
Thursday night my friends and I d... | 4 | 5 | |
1399755186 | 1399827631 | t3_258e24 | t5_2to41 | 14 | just4n0th3rthr0w4w4y: TIFU by introducing myself to an Asian foreigner.
One week ago tonight, I fucked up by introducing myself to an Asian whom I suspected was a foreigner. Some ~~guys~~ gays and I were out to the usual bar and club scene, and I had noticed this foreigner here and there, whom seemed to be alone. Later... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1399756009 | 1399919009 | t3_258f5d | t5_2to41 | 25 | lando101: TIFU by taking a lot of adderall right before going to sleep
It's important to note that I kinda have some ridiculous ADD, so the adderall is actually prescribed and was not bought in the college library or off of some shady kid in an alley. I didn't get fully diagnosed with it until about 6 or 7 years ago, w... | 12 | 2.083333 | |
1399758441 | 1399816920 | t3_258igw | t5_2to41 | 152 | misunderstood_corpse: TIFU by shown my penis to a 4 year old in front of Petco.
This happened about 30 minutes ago, so i'm gonna write it down while it's fresh.
I got up this morning after a night of heavy post finals drinking, and threw on the first pair of jeans i could find on the floor. This particular pair of jea... | 8 | 19 | |
1399761167 | 1399779133 | t3_258m8c | t5_2to41 | 20 | elemecha: TIFU by procrastinating on my final project.
My professor gave us about six weeks to do our final project, but like an idiot I left it all until the last week... well, more like the last two days, actually. Predictably, I didn't do so hot, and now I'm probably going to fail this class.
To make things worse,... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1399762728 | 1399864602 | t3_258obt | t5_2to41 | 69 | dorkish: TIFU by turning in the wrong sheet for my final
Hello reddit, very quick and very fucked up. Had my last final today after a crushing week of no sleep and studying. End of the final comes up, going strong, feeling good about my work, and I turned in my (handwritten) formula sheet instead of the actual work for... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1399761407 | 1399816027 | t3_258mj2 | t5_2to41 | 57 | PlushSandyoso: TIFU by having an unexpected guest at my dinner party
Guests were arriving for 19h30. And, I was in a bit of a frenzy getting all the food prepared for their arrival and making sure my apartment was spotless.
I started in the bathroom. Then moved on to mopping the floors and folding some laundry that h... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1399768558 | 1399852841 | t3_258w07 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying Chinese food and pissing off a seagull
This happened the other day but it fits in well here....
Got very drunk during a pub-crawl and decided to call it a night. Had a serious case of the drunken munchies so I called in to a Chinese takeaway on the way home. Stumbling round the corner next to ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1399775155 | 1399985102 | t3_2594c4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Promising The GF Something That I Didn't Want To Do
So me and the GF were talking, thinking up things we want to try.
She told me she wanted to try something but was too embarrassed to tell me, then I finally got her to say it.
"Anal. I wanna try anal."
Shocked by this, and being the idiot I am, I sa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1399773970 | 1399856375 | t3_2592v7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my own piss.
Worst way to start my day. It was 6 AM in the morning when I got an urge to take a piss. But being the lazy fucker I am, I took an empty bottle from my bedside table and filled it up to brim.
Now after dozing off and waking up after a while, I get thirsty. I also keep a water ... | 4 | 11 | |
1399772575 | 1399931079 | t3_25912c | t5_2to41 | 3 | funnypeyton: TIFU by saying a girl had nice tits during a Sexual Harassment portion in Sex Ed.
A group of friends and I where joking around during Sex Ed and the teacher asked for examples of Sexual Harassment. I then joked to my table by saying "Hey! OP's friend has nice tits." The look on her face and the tables face... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1399776846 | 1399807577 | t3_2596as | t5_2to41 | 29 | DannyMarsh: TIFU by pushing a kid with Aspergers to the ground
Patch3y: You sound like a nice person.
AskMeMyName: I push people with disabilities all the time!
Temporary nursing home assistant.
Patch3y: What's your name?
throwawayaccount9193: His name is AskMeMyName.
| 5 | 5.8 | |
1399775965 | 1399779794 | t3_2595ab | t5_2to41 | 22 | INeverMisspell: TIFU broke up with a girl in the worst way
I am in high school and she was "one of the first" (knock-on-wood) girlfriends. We were watching a movie and whatnot, and I don't have a lot of break up experience so once I realized it probably wouldn't work out and i didnt want to be with her, I broke up it o... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1399779610 | 1399788240 | t3_2599js | t5_2to41 | 31 | Chillosophizer: TIFU by not properly shampooing and conditioning.
Unlike most posts, this actually happened today.
So, I was going to get a haircut, nothing too special. I sit down and explain what haircut I want, nothing unusual. The lady and I are chatting it up, when I realize a white hair sitting on top of my head.... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1399779269 | 1399897549 | t3_259956 | t5_2to41 | 4 | bebetterstrangers: TIFU by drinking straight from the 2-liter bottle.
I'm terribly ill,i might add.
so anyway,i woke up earlier than everyone on my house,and i looked in the fridge and saw a 2-liter bottle of Sprite. "ooh " i thought,as i proceeded to chug and chug...
i put it right back and went about my business(g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1399782268 | 1399824958 | t3_259clg | t5_2to41 | 31 | vanisleGray: TIFU: Getting decent food for my dog
My dog was neutered yesterday and we need to feed him wet food. I was down to one can today because I didn't want to buy the crappy meal-product shit and didn't get to the proper pet store yesterday. So I went out tonight, too late - it closed at 6pm and I got there at ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1399763917 | 1399825242 | t3_258pyn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU- I punched the front window of my car.
Last night I got really mad at my brother at a party and when we got into the car. I was really angry and instead of punching him I started punching the windshield. Today I awoke with my hands all cut up and the an hang over and felling like shit.
I will summit im... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1399786280 | 1399928545 | t3_259gsm | t5_2to41 | 21 | Manatto: TIFU By putting nicotine in my eye
I usually sleep with my contacts in and have a small bottle of contact solution on my nightstand to moisten them in the mornings. Well the night before I had filled my E cigarette and placed the bottle on my nightstand. Well I woke up this morning groggily and reached for my ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1399788316 | 1399831272 | t3_259ioa | t5_2to41 | 16 | wordswithfrenemies: tifu by sending a text message to my girlfriend.
So I'm in Vegas with my family visiting relatives that live out there. I call my cousin to hang out because when he lived in California we used to be best friends. I see him one every ever 5 years or so but we always pick up where we left off. He invi... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1399795141 | 1399798795 | t3_259nqc | t5_2to41 | 6 | PrimaryPrimer: TIFU by accidentally sucking off my best friend (I'm a girl, he's a guy)
official4chanuser: Accidently?
PrimaryPrimer: I had a few drinks, and I was still thirsty.
nowonmai: Cum isn't really the cool refreshing mouthful, though.
PrimaryPrimer: Everyone is open to their own opinion, especially here on re... | 6 | 1 | |
1399791481 | 1399821955 | t3_259l7z | t5_2to41 | 48 | Taburnius: TIFU by leaving myself logged into skype and not shutting down my computer.
So today I went out with some of my friends and neglected to log off my computer. Normally this isn't a problem. I left myself logged into skype and my cousin starts trying to call me. Since I'm not home my mom hears and decides to r... | 4 | 12 | |
1399795510 | 1399830268 | t3_259o02 | t5_2to41 | 6 | FiraNayshun: TIFU By Telling My GF's Mom That I Gave My GF Permission To Have Sex With Someone Else
TL;DR: Told my gf's mom that my gf has permission to fuck her.
Never thought I'd be posting on here, but today seems to be the day for new things.
So, some background. My girlfriend and I have been discussing maybe o... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1399798324 | 1399799420 | t3_259pss | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwawayaccount9193: TIFU by leaving a lube wrapper on the floor
One of my friends recently bought a box of these lube sachet-type things. He gave me one, although I didn't ask for it and didn't really want one. I had it hidden in my room (which I share with my older sister) for about two weeks, and today I was home a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1399795460 | 1399970137 | t3_259nz2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | bowieinu1: [TIFU] by manhandling things with my goatish hooves
Last Wednesday I spied a beautiful watch which I've thought about everyday up until today, I decided to pull the trigger and fork out the $160 I bought the watch and rushed home to admire my purchase I took it out of the packaging took off all the plastic, ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1399804130 | 1399857938 | t3_259t2k | t5_2to41 | 49 | ThisIsProblematiic: TIFU by shaving my pubes... in the bath...
So today I was having a bath to relax a bit, as I have had a very busy week with exams and everything. I look down and my pubes had grown into some wild forest. Me, being the idiot 14 year old that I am, decides oh yes I'll shave them. How bad could it be?
... | 7 | 7 | |
1399807189 | 1399933865 | t3_259uy8 | t5_2to41 | 313 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my iPad off a cliff
I'm taking a class in photography, and I decided to use my iPad for my assignment. I have a Griffin Survivor case on it, so it's pretty sturdy.
Anyway, yesterday me and a friend were walking above our local cliffs, about 50 meters or so. We are both sitting on the edge ... | 7 | 44.714286 | |
1399810566 | 1399831054 | t3_259x6z | t5_2to41 | 85 | j0rl3x: TIFU I got hit by the mail van (Picture included)
I stepped out in between two parked cars. Yes a silly thing to do I know. I had to step half way out into the road to look, as I looked right look left BANG I get hit by a post van. My elbow hit the bonnet and dented it I flipped up and smacked my head on the wi... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1399819228 | 1399879332 | t3_25a5bb | t5_2to41 | 5,062 | mas0518: TIFU by using the Pornhub app too much
This actually happened a couple of days ago.
I am an engineering intern and was invited to go to a seminar with a bunch of other engineers from my company. This required about a 4 hour road trip. My smartphone was on the verge of going over my allotted 2 GB of data per... | 10 | 506.2 | |
1399818104 | 1399832575 | t3_25a42x | t5_2to41 | 4 | needadvice007: TIFU by being needy
I am not the smoothest person with women, I'm 18, graduating this year, and have not really had much experience, but recently a girl Ive known for a small while took interest in me at a youth club that I've been attending. It was perfect as she had given me her number and we started t... | 4 | 1 | |
1399818967 | 1399831468 | t3_25a50g | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally killing a little bird by setting it free
Reddit, this is my first ever submission and for a start, I'd like to share my major fuck up today.
It was raining really heavily today and the windows in the kitchen were open, so rainwater started getting inside, leaving puddles on the floor. T... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1399825059 | 1400003064 | t3_25aclr | t5_2to41 | 14 | Purgatorrry: TIFU by almost breaking my foot because I didn't want people to know that I took a shit.
I was at a party and had to take a huge dump. Knowing that people were outside the toilet, I didn't want them to know it and smell it. So instead of trying to sneak out, I drunkenly decided to get out through the windo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1399829743 | 1399833422 | t3_25aj80 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk texting a girl who rejected me, while sober
I met a girl I was super into, a little bit ago; we went out a couple times and I ended up kissing her a few times. Later because I'm me, my insecurities took the #1 spot in my mind; and I ended up fucking it up. Later she'd been acting distant and aw... | 5 | 2 | |
1399827995 | 1400507821 | t3_25ago0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | yackippo: TIFU by drying my friend's face with my pubes.
I feel like this one takes a bit of explanation. Heres how it went down. One week ago was my schools prom and I decide to clean up down there. It had been a significantly long time since I had trimmed the hedges, so to speak, and there was a significant amount of... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1399829649 | 1399842149 | t3_25aj2v | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming all over my jacket
So me and my girlfriend went to the movies last night but we decided to catch a later movie and go hang out in my car and eat Wendy's. Well, we layed in the back seat and cuddled after that and one thing led to another and we're fucking. We had been going at it for a good w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1399831866 | 1399957747 | t3_25amb2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Peanutbuttah: TIFU by taking a drink of water
At about 1 AM today, I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after a long night of drinking and smoking. She was having a little trouble breathing, so I got up to go get her inhaler for her. I come back and give it to her, and realize how thirsty I am. Saw a water bottle on ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1399833701 | 1399844729 | t3_25aox4 | t5_2to41 | -2 | prl65dky4089: TIFU by having too much fun at the hookah bar
There's a hookah bar in town near my university and I have friends who frequent it. Last night being the last Saturday night of the semester, I went with them. I'd never done hookah before. I had a really good time and it was awesome. I guess it left me a b... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1399836850 | 1399929979 | t3_25atjt | t5_2to41 | 23 | Probably_Not_Putin: TIFU by giving the Pizza Delivery guy a 90% tip.
So, today I was bored, and at home with my brother, as my parents were in the city. Its around two o clock, and I realize that I haven't eaten in about eight hours, and that I'm hungry as fuck. I had a small breakfast and didn't eat much dinner the ni... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1399837149 | 1400006618 | t3_25au14 | t5_2to41 | -6 | DeadLucky: TIFU by speaking without thinking, while at work.
Today, I fucked up by speaking without thinking through the potential consequences.
Sometimes, a fuck up is almost an accident, where it's really nobody's fault. This is not one of those times. I deserve whatever's coming.
I'm a server for a chain restauran... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1399840812 | 1399848510 | t3_25azl2 | t5_2to41 | 32 | NewBornZeta: TIFU by potentially killing someone and/or making their week hell
I work as a dispenser in a pharmacy in the UK and part of my job is to dispense methadone to people on methadone prescriptions. Basically, if you're a heroin addict, you can seek drug treatment and be put on methadone to help suppress your d... | 4 | 8 | |
1399840853 | 1400001140 | t3_25azn7 | t5_2to41 | 468 | Nucleotidalwave: TIFU by urinating on my girlfriend's sister.
Although this actually occurred a few months ago, the fuckup-trauma is still very fresh.
Anyway, a little background information: I rent a small one-room building on my girlfriend's family property. At the time, I had only been living there for a few months... | 7 | 66.857143 | |
1399842136 | 1399862756 | t3_25b1l6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | asdi29312: TIFU by being awake and alive today
This day fucking sucks.
- Woke up at 1pm, missed my nephew's birthday
- Went to dig holes in my backyard to build a fence
- Went to wash off and pushed my wall tile in, which doesn't have a backing on it. So it just collapsed backwards
- Tried to fix it, got worse
- G... | 3 | 3 | |
1399842755 | 1399864638 | t3_25b2g9 | t5_2to41 | 23 | flux_pavillion: TIFU by getting too drunk at a family party.
So yesterday, my family was throwing a party for my stepsister because she'll be graduating high school in the next week. And my parents thought, what better way to celebrate our daughter's graduation than a KEG! Yes, a keg. Our friends and family were allowe... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1399843300 | 1399986274 | t3_25b3a5 | t5_2to41 | 208 | epatti0914: TIFU by giving a drunk girl a ride home.
This is long, but it's fresh in my memory so I don't know how to shorten is just yet. Okay, so this was last night and let me start off by saying that me giving people I know/people I'm friends with a ride home from the bar isn't really something out of the ordinary... | 5 | 41.6 | |
1399847185 | 1399847816 | t3_25b8ms | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending my multi colored poop picture to my mom instead of my numbskull friend.
My friend and I have this stupid thing where we send shit pics to eachother. His name is right next to my mom on my contacts list and that's how the fuck up was made cause I was in a hurry to gross him out. A... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1399849741 | 1399917574 | t3_25bc67 | t5_2to41 | 25 | illmortall: TIFU by wishing a customer a happy mother's day.
I work at a supermarket and my job is to greet people as they walk in, give them a flyer, or answer any questions they might have. Since it was mothers day, i was wishing all older ladies a happy mothers day. But early into my shift, i wished this random lady... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1399849095 | 1399874210 | t3_25bb98 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by openly discussing a sensitive subject
This actually happened a while ago but I've just discovered this subreddit and feel this story belongs here.
I was only a few weeks into my first teaching job, and was supposed to be teaching a lesson all about combustion to a group of students. Specifically how... | 3 | 17 | |
1399852738 | 1399916188 | t3_25bgax | t5_2to41 | 46 | acesap: TIFU by blowing on my ice cream
I started my first real job today. Just graduated college a couple of weeks ago, moved to a city far from home, and today was going to be the day I proved I was a "real" adult.
I was nervous, which makes sense I guess. I spent all yesterday stressing about what to wear and say ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1399857202 | 1399916453 | t3_25bmqe | t5_2to41 | 33 | flashywhistle: TIFU Saw my mom naked
So I go to bathroom because I need to take a shit. I check and the bathroom is out of toilet paper
"fuck"
So I go to the bathroom in my parent's room to grab some. I assumed the rest of my family is downstairs watching a movie. So I do one of those "Knocks on door but goes in befo... | 3 | 11 | |
1399858270 | 1399921924 | t3_25bo86 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help my shipmates
So I'm in the navy, we do a lot of cleaning. I'm cleaning in my space as usual when a pipe burst and starts spraying brown water all over the place. I look at the pipe labeling and it says FIREMAIN, which is water pumped from outside into the ship. Now my ship is docked in... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1399856890 | 1399892878 | t3_25bmbh | t5_2to41 | 73 | babyjesuz: TIFU Guys please, don't put your Cumpapers in the trashcan next to your computer ... Oh god ...
Well the story is, few years ago was about 14-15 years old. I hadn't emptied my trash for months. I had a couple of cans and papers in there, but I rarely put anything in it.
Just my cumpapers, What I did was... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1399860199 | 1399965080 | t3_25bquc | t5_2to41 | 32 | juicypickles: TIFU By finding my friend's moms sex toy collection...
So not actually today but about 6 or 7 months ago i was at my friends house. Were both 16 and he has a brother who is 17. My friend had a soccer game so both of his parents were out of the house (we have been best friends since 2nd grade so we are ver... | 10 | 3.2 | |
1399860476 | 1400287062 | t3_25br8u | t5_2to41 | 47 | The007Koala: TIFU by scrolling up in my mom's messages..
So I've had a TERRIBLE computer for about two years and about 6 months ago my mom promised to get me a new one at the start of summer. Well we begin ordering and it's all said and done up until the credit and she gets guilty about not telling my dad before orderi... | 11 | 4.272727 | |
1399864753 | 1399875123 | t3_25bx4s | t5_2to41 | 69 | Sir_Ninja_VII: TIFU by not taking gas medicine
TIFU real bad. So today I went over to my best friends house for dinner, and it was going to be fun, until this happened.
A little back story. So today when I woke up I noticed I was having some pretty bad gas, and I kinda blamed it on the burritos I ate the night before,... | 3 | 23 | |
1399863666 | 1399909702 | t3_25bvq5 | t5_2to41 | 123 | [deleted]: TIFU when shaving in the shower. Yes, it's what you're probably thinking.
I have been regularly shaving my stuff for almost 5 years now with no problems but today I was apparently more careless than usual. After finishing my shave job, I noticed there was a pool of blood forming on the floor my shower. At fi... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1399865451 | 1399870033 | t3_25by1s | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my girlfriend to blow me even though I had dick rashes
This actually happened quite a while ago reddit. I was a horny 16 year old teenager and we were both alone in a private room of a karaoke center. She was my first and well, last girlfriend I've ever had. Here's how I fucked up.
I had bee... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1399867015 | 1399903345 | t3_25c03k | t5_2to41 | 19 | upads: TIFU? Pissed off someone I shouldn't
This happened last Friday. I pissed off an important client by telling him that I have to ask for permission because the business he's doing is bigger than my allowed (The max transaction I can do is 3 million daily because I am junior and he wants to do 75). The client was... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1399939384 | 1400347377 | t3_25c180 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sierrabravo1984: I believe you. You dun fucked up.
wax147: What is a rebound girl?
sierrabravo1984: A girl to fall back on for guys who just got dumped.
wax147: Meh. Why be with someone you dont find attractive?
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1399869645 | 1399897178 | t3_25c3af | t5_2to41 | 30 | cr0sh: TIFU by not checking the obvious before starting my vehicle...
Today I worked on my old 1979 full-size Bronco (with an automatic transmission) at a friend's house. This truck has many problems, so sometimes when things don't work at random, it makes me do stupid things; sometimes, it's a "perfect storm".
Well -... | 3 | 10 | |
1399857967 | 1651860220 | t3_25bnta | t5_2to41 | 6 | rondaite: TIFU by losing a vocabulary notebook.
I'm in an AP Lang class in my junior year of high school and our teacher has us keep a vocabulary notebook which is checked 4 times over the school year, and at each check 75 more words are due for a total of 300 at the end of the year. This notebook is cumulative however... | 3 | 2 | |
1399879628 | 1399908829 | t3_25ccrv | t5_2to41 | 94 | colonel_plum: TIFU by making fun of my classmate's loose hair
Recently discovered this subreddit and decided to submit a fuck up that will haunt me for years. Made a throwaway just for this.
In my junior year in high school, we had this classmate who we liked to pick on - I'll call him Remy just for the sake of clar... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1399883417 | 1399893011 | t3_25cflu | t5_2to41 | 57 | hklauren: TIFU my nightmare of internet dating experience
Oh my god, I'm getting a flashback of my worst experience meeting up with a girl whom I never met from okcupid!!!! WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
Got to the girls apartment in Chicago (I'm in the burbs a good 45min away). Get to Priscilla's apartment and she is 2 bottles o... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1399877716 | 1399904103 | t3_25cb8b | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing off of my third floor balcony.
I've been drinking a lot of beer and for some reason, I thought it would be nice to piss off of my balcony. I had a nice arc going when the guy on the first floor poked his head up to look at me. I immediately halted my flow and turned off all the lights in my a... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1399891225 | 1399984970 | t3_25clfc | t5_2to41 | 4,326 | ScreamPunch: Tifu by letting my gf take me home after having my wisdom teeth removed.
This actually happened a while ago, but i fucked up bad...and its still not funny to this day. My family has had good luck in the wisdom teeth dept. My mom never had hers grow in, my sister never had hers grow in..and up until a week ... | 12 | 360.5 | |
1399898534 | 1399914033 | t3_25crw6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | BonedByTheMouse: TIFU by making expensive hotel reservations. My schedule changed abruptly so I couldn't make it. It cost me over $200.
I recently made hotel reservations at a Disney resort in Florida for our first wedding anniversary. Today, Monday morning (a few days before the trip), I found out that I wouldn't be a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1399902840 | 1399904786 | t3_25cx8r | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting banned from my favorite subreddit
This is the story of how I got banned. Well, it’s actually a very fun story, with cross subreddit drama and karmanaut, but you'll see. like with all Reddit stories, it started with a post.
I was browsing through /r/askreddit, one day, seeing the same favo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1399904524 | 1400281877 | t3_25czka | t5_2to41 | 355 | zootered: TIFU by succumbing to a moment of weakness and entertained the idea of cheating on my girlfriend
TIFU. Big.
For back story, my girlfriend and I had been together about a year and a half now. She has terrible fibromyalgia, and hasn't been able to work. I have gladly been paying for everything, food, rent, he... | 7 | 50.714286 | |
1399913279 | 1399915077 | t3_25dd97 | t5_2to41 | 4 | gellec: TIFU friend listening to my conversation with my gf
I was telling my gf about a bad embaricing dream i had and was talking cute to her. I forgot to mute my headset so my friend heard it all and was lauphing with my face. I told my gf he was lauphing with me witch made her also lauph with my face. While they wer... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1399915500 | 1399999415 | t3_25dh17 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Shakenshake: TIFU by telling my crush of two years I had feels for them.
Let me give you the back story here, there's a guy I know he added me wayyyyyyy back in the day around 2009 perhaps through we had mutual friends and I went to one of his gigs. We didn't start talking until end of 2012 however. I was having a bad ... | 11 | 2.909091 | |
1399915470 | 1400003547 | t3_25dgzb | t5_2to41 | 49 | unnecessary_bitch: TIFU by wandering into our neighbor's campsite
A few weeks ago now, I was at Country Thunder AZ with my brother and some friends. The first day we show up and start to drink as we set up our tents, and continue to drink until the concert. The concert was lame so we ended up leaving and going back to ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1399912218 | 1399960859 | t3_25dbgx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my friend a social pariah
Okay, so let's start from the beginning.
I'm a junior in high school in Northern California. I have never had that much luck with girls. My friends said that it was because I was going after the wrong girls and I needed to find someone who was already my friend. I i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1399920836 | 1399928410 | t3_25dq6l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Narwal_Bacon: TIFU by laughing at 'Deep Throat' From the Watergate scandal.
roxya21: I would have too!!!!
Narwal_Bacon: Glad I'm not the only one!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1399922119 | 1399962222 | t3_25dse1 | t5_2to41 | 36 | mudsling3r: TIFU by posting a picture of my aunt, thinking it was my mother on Mother's day on Facebook and Instagram.
Well, my fuck up was actually yesterday...but I think I was still really embarrassed. So, both of my parents gave me pictures of them when they were younger. The only picture I had of (what I thought w... | 4 | 9 | |
1399923141 | 1400039624 | t3_25du9o | t5_2to41 | 34 | Neckbeard_Jesus: TIFU by opening a container of Cayenne Pepper with my mouth.
This was actually yesterday, cooking my mother [this](http://comfortablydomestic.com/2011/03/05/cajun-chicken-alfredo/) meal for mothers day.
I was sprinkling salt onto the flattened chicken with my right hand and opening a new container of... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1399927222 | 1399932428 | t3_25e1jn | t5_2to41 | 1 | SeanBeanLives: TIFU by buying a PS plus membership
So today I was a complete idiot and bought a PS plus membership from Amazon.com which being from the UK, I cannot redeem.
That's nearly $50 I won't get back, yay!
/sarcasm.
0nlooker: Set up an American account and use it on there. Then you can get the free games wh... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1399927578 | 1399941679 | t3_25e266 | t5_2to41 | 30 | TRKillShot: TIFU by calling straight people 'normal'
Ok, so bear with me through this one. I would like to preface that I am for the gay and lesbian, trans, etc. movement. I have nothing against them. I believe that they should be able to get married, adopt kids, and all the latter. With that being said, here we go... ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1399928195 | 1399955508 | t3_25e39w | t5_2to41 | 26 | carolinaredditor: TIFU by making a suicide joke
This actually happened about four years ago but the memory is still fresh and stings to this day.
A group of friends and I were hanging out on the first day of summer with nothing to do. Being an extremely immature 7th grader I said "what would you guys do if I just kil... | 3 | 8.666667 |
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