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Raheem will make a breathtaking Tevye, l'm sure.
Is this good or bad?
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Well, it's bad that he's talking to her... ...but it's good that....
No, it's bad. It's aII bad. -You think you can heIp him?
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Kiss her, David!
I'm over here!
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Dave's a dirty boy.
Now, here's what I want you to put up on the scoreboard.
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Mr. Buznik... ...because of the enormous respect l have for Dr.
RydeII... ...I'm pIacing you in his intensive anger management program for 30 days.
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It's all bad. -You think you can help him? -I think so, Your Honor.
If I can't, I'II tear him apart with my bare hands.
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What are you doing here? Well, well, well. The lair of the rage rhino.
I smeII the effIuvium of pain and frustration.
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So do you have a take on this Buznik guy?
WeII, it's bad that he's taIking to her... ...but it's good that....
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-Where should we put my stuff?
We've got 30 days to controI your anger.
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So how much of this thing was a setup? Well, the guy in your seat on the plane, the flight attendant, thejudge... ...they're all friends of Buddy's.
If you give me a chance... ...I can show you that I got the guts to stand up for what I beIieve in.
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Put that there, Dan, thank you very much.
No. I'm sorry.
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A guy named Buddy Rydell left this card... ...on what's left of my Lexus! Oh, yeah. For insurance purposes.
You have to kiss me in front of all these people!
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You've been deemed a threat to society. I believe that radical, round-the-clock therapy... ...is the only way to effect a meaningful and positive change... ...in your behavior.
I beIieve that radicaI, round-the-cIock therapy... ...is the onIy way to effect a meaningfuI and positive change in your behavior.
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I'm the one who smashed your car up. -Dave?! -No!
Give her a five-second Frencher!
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-Anything else, Dr.
-No thanks, Dan.
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Butt out! Tough guy's going to learn a lesson.
Kiss her, David.
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I'm not afraid. Dr.
Kiss her, David!
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I don't want you listening to any angry music.
I don't want you Iistening to any angry music. The Carpenters are angry?
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Chuck. We were just doing a joke. That's my friend.
I can't beIieve you actuaIIy started to faII for that crazy man.
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Retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me.
Retard your anger IeveI a few notches and Iisten to me.
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"We've Only Just Begun." Songs of madness and obsession.
Songs of madness and obsession.
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-Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating... ...please do so without the use of any pornographic images... ...depicting quote-unquote "angry sex."
AIso, if you are unabIe to stop masturbating... ...pIease do so without the use of any pornographic images... ...depicting quote-unquote " angry sex. "
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That having been said, l'm a pretty good guy... ...and l think you'll be pleasantly surprised... ...at how much fun we can have.
That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy... ...and I think you'II be pIeasantIy surprised... ...at how much fun we can have together.
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How is that possible? Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin.
Sarcasm is anger's ugIy cousin.
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I'm just recording your demeanor upon awakening.
What do you want?
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I want two eggs, over easy and unfertilized... ...wheat toast, dry, and please... ...tell me you've got ketchup.
Dave, cooking is very reIaxing and therapeutic.
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The angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.
Now, why did I do that? Because I refused to spoon with you Iast night?
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You're not even dressed. The Talmud says:
It's not a weakness.
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I'm centered, l'm centered.
Whoa, man! -HoIy shit!
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What is that? ls that good?
My boss is going to go nuts on me if we're Iate, so pIease?
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We're going to sing a song.
We wiII proceed when you are centered.
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Wow. Sorry.
West Side Story.
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Yes!
Burn in heII!
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-I'm his anger management therapist.
There was a IittIe bit of a tie up on the bridge.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
-I'm his anger management therapist.
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I got arrested at Kennedy.
Do you remember the fIight to St.
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I mean, l accidentally did that.
Isn't that normaIIy a girI's name? What went on on that fIight?
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Dave, you have a disease.
To be honest with you, it was a mix-up.
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Would you apologize if you were a diabetic?
I.... Jibber jabber.
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I don't have T.A.S.
I broke the cocktaiI waitress's nose.
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I'm sorry.
Of course not.
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I mean, l like to consider myself her best friend... ...but Andrew is her best friend friend, if that makes any sense.
We're members of the same country cIub. ReaIIy? I've been wanting to pIay goIf with him a Iong time.
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You ought to golf yourself.
-It's nice.
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Well, well, well.
Who toId you about that? Linda's my best friend.
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What's up?
I gotta go. Bye.
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I love poetry.
I'm doing okay myseIf, paI.
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Yes, it's a good picture of her.
-This is your young Iady?
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I gotta go. I think he's coming.
Oh, my, my, my.
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Hi, Nancy.
WeII, apparentIy Dr.
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I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave. Try it again.
But if you couId prove that he's nuts: audiotape, video, picture, whatever... ...I'II arrange a hearing.
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Are you a homophobe, Dave?
I don't care for the way you've ironed my shirts, Dave.
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No, l'm a pulling-my-penis-out- in-front-of-you-a-phobe.
Try it again. -I've been very patient with you.
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Let's take a walk on the wild side.
-Beware the fury of the patient man. -I'm serious!
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-What's up, baby?
-Take off my cIothes?
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-Why are we here? I'm not a homophobe.
Do you want to see me naked, Buddy?
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That's my German name.
We're not. Thank you.
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I'm from a little Bavarian village called Lickin Zee Dickin.
Oh, boy, here we go. -HeIIo.
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Well, that's okay, because l'm a lady.
That's my German name. Great.
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Dancing. Oh, my God.
What part of Germany do you haiI from?
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What does this have to do with anger management?
I'm from a IittIe Bavarian viIIage caIIed Lickin Zee Dickin.
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Your services are no longer required.
WeII, that's okay, because I'm a Iady.
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You know what?
Oops, no, I'm not. Whoa!
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Give me the tape recorder.
Oh, my God.
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-Whoa, there it is.
You know what?
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This is Becky, his assistant. Just tell him his mom called from Boston.
Thus he has advanced to the second IeveI of my program.
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It's not serious, but she'll be at Boston County H.ospital for the next two days.
Can I go throw up now? I'm a lady.
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I'm sorry. -Is it serious? -When is surgery not serious?
It's not serious, but she'll be at Boston County Hospital for the next two days.
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Spend some quality time. I'll stay here. It'll be good for you guys.
I am stimuIating my hair foIIicIes... ...and brushing my teeth at the same time.
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You're all l got, Mom.
What's the matter?
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No more clam chowder.
She's having surgery. I'm sorry.
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A jo-- I....
Why don't you just go up there.
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She's having surgery, but just minor surgery.
Buddy... ...it was a joke.
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Why don't you--?
-Yeah.
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Cocoa Puff said legally l'm not allowed to get on a plane.
I'm going to get you back for that one.
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You've been doing his job for years.
I thought you said you were joking.
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Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity
Why can't Head write his own cataIog?
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-That's my poem! l wrote that. I know.
I'm sure that it's going to be over before you know it.
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So why don't you back up an inch or two. Got it. Thank you.
Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity
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And, take care. Have a great trip, you guys.
A coursing underground river
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Oh, we will. Bye.
Pregnant with the chance currents Of knowledge and love
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Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. Good. Then we can't go.
I found it crumpIed up behind the sports pages... ...on the fIoor of David's bedroom.
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But you know everything.
And thank you for rescuing it from the fIoor.
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What's he doing?
I think I better get going.
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I'm just making a little room to back up.
Oh, we wiII. Bye.
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Whatever, Mr. Insane-Vein-Popping- A-Little-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-... ...While-Swinging-The-Bat Guy.
Some mindIess nitwit is parked behind me.
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I'm not procrastinating.
I'm just making a IittIe room to back up.
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Actually, yes. How did you know?
Insane-Vein-Popping- A-LittIe-Too-Far-Out-Of-His-Head-... ...WhiIe-Swinging-The-Bat Guy.
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-Girls love that.
GIad you think that's funny.
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Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out.
I'm gIad I missed work. Can we eat now?
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She wanted to be like the 2000 other girls who said that to me growing up?
I'm not teIIing you to eIope with her. Just go over and fIirt a IittIe bit.
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-Approach Miss Thing again. -No. With confidence.
Because that is what's on the docket for you if you don't go and ask her out.
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You'll release me from your program?
That's my boy.
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My offer stands.
SeIf-hypnotic negative imagery.
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...when l am on the verge... ...of exploding in my pants.
ExactIy. Here we go. Go get them, Mr.
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I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here.
-I'm Dave. Let me buy you a drink.
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Rose Rydell. Rose Rydell! l got it!
My friend took off on me.
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I don't think you're a porker.
WeII, I see it, and I didn't five years ago.
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Because l do. I do. I have a girlfriend.
I asked him why, and he said when he saw me without my cIothes on... ...that I Iook Iike a porker.
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If anything, you could even gain a few pounds.
He was probabIy just nervous because you're beautifuI and....
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-Is this what you want, Dave?
You're SizzIean.